E273 - Keroro: Preparations Okay, Sir! / Koyuki: Showdown at Midsummer Beach, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Disaster
[01:31] ---
Disaster!
[01:32] ---
Strikes when you least expect it.
[01:39] ---
Hey, stupid frog!
[01:41] ---
That wasn't me, ma'am!
[01:43] ---
Is it a meteorite?
[01:44] ---
Don't approach it carelessly.
[01:46] ---
It could be dangerous.
[01:56] ---
Keroro: Preparations Okay, Sir!
[02:09] ---
I-Is it an alien?
[02:12] ---
What in blazes are you?
[02:18] ---
Look out!
[02:26] ---
Are you okay?
[02:27] ---
Hey! Natsumi!
[02:28] ---
Giroro!
[02:30] ---
I... I only...
[02:31] ---
Just hurry up and treat him!
[02:43] ---
He's not waking up.
[02:44] ---
Can't see anything particularly wrong.
[02:47] ---
So what on Earth is he?
[02:49] ---
Beats me.
[02:53] ---
It looks like he's regained consciousness!
[03:01] ---
Hey!
[03:03] ---
Who are you?
[03:04] ---
What's your name?
[03:07] ---
Name?
[03:08] ---
Mine...?
[03:11] ---
I...
[03:12] ---
I don't know.
[03:14] ---
Wh-What star are you from?
[03:16] ---
Star...
[03:18] ---
I don't know.
[03:19] ---
He doesn't remember anything?
[03:21] ---
Or, like, background missing?
[03:23] ---
We should contact the space po—
[03:25] ---
If he's lost his memories...
[03:26] ---
So mean...
[03:29] ---
Y-You're blaming me? Me?
[03:33] ---
We could at least let him stay here and
see how he gets on, don't you think?
[03:40] ---
And so, this mysterious boy from space...
[03:44] ---
...became a resident of the Hinata household.
[03:58] ---
It was inconvenient for him
not to have a name,
[03:59] ---
so they decided to call him "Yamada-kun."
[04:03] ---
Whose idea was that?
[04:08] ---
The tea's ready.
[04:10] ---
Thanks a lot for doing all this, Yamada-kun.
[04:13] ---
Oh, no. I am intruding, after all.
[04:15] ---
You've even taken the chores
I was penned for!
[04:18] ---
I'd be happy for you to be here
all the time, sir!
[04:21] ---
We can't do that, though.
[04:24] ---
So, have you remembered
anything? Even a little?
[04:27] ---
No... nothing at all.
[04:29] ---
Well... I guess it's
important not to rush it.
[04:43] ---
Banana peel!
SIGN Banana Peel
[04:46] ---
Wh-Why...
[04:49] ---
I feel like I have to go
running right towards it.
[04:53] ---
I feel like I absolutely have to run.
[05:00] ---
I can't help myself!
[05:05] ---
Hold it right there!
SIGN Squidge
[05:10] ---
Gero!
SIGN Slip
[05:11] ---
Comedian's soul!
[05:14] ---
He beat me to it?!
[05:16] ---
Y-Yamada-kun...
[05:18] ---
Why did you react to that
banana peel, sir?
[05:23] ---
I... I don't know.
[05:26] ---
I just... felt... instinctively...
[05:29] ---
Instinctively?!
[05:31] ---
That's it, sir!
[05:32] ---
Huh?
[05:33] ---
That instinct for comedy that makes you
want to slip on a banana peel and fall over!
[05:38] ---
That...
[05:40] ---
...is the key to awakening
your lost memories, sir!
SIGN Comedy Dojo
[05:47] ---
And so, the intense and strict training
to make a success of comedy began!
[05:53] ---
Nande ya nen! (Why the heck?!)
[05:56] ---
Nande ya nen! (Why the heck?!)
[05:59] ---
Aho chau ka! (You a moron?!)
[06:02] ---
Aho chau ka! (You a moron?!)
[06:04] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:06] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:07] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:08] ---
Okay, ten more reps...
[06:09] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:11] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:12] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:13] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:15] ---
Is this iffy training really what he needs?
[06:17] ---
Why Osakan dialect?
[06:17] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:19] ---
Nande ya nen! (Why the heck?!)
[06:19] ---
Aho chau ka! (You a moron?!)
[06:20] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:21] ---
Donai ya nen?! (How's that, then?!)
[06:22] ---
Oubei ka?! (You from the West?!)
[06:24] ---
A few busy days passed...
[06:27] ---
I have to keep the kitchen clean.
[06:31] ---
I thought of one!
SIGN Joke Book no.4 Yamada-kun
[06:33] ---
"I think this is where I'll put my kitchen."
[06:37] ---
"Then we'll pitch-in with the kitch-in!"
[06:40] ---
Are those your comedy notes?
[06:43] ---
U-U-Um!
[06:44] ---
Sorry.
[06:46] ---
We just thought you might be
wasting your time.
[06:50] ---
Even if you practice comedy,
[06:52] ---
I don't think your memories will come back.
[06:54] ---
It's okay.
SIGN Joke Book no.4 Yamada-kun
[06:56] ---
Right now,
[06:57] ---
rather than regaining my memories,
[06:59] ---
I want to make you all roll over laughing!
[07:06] ---
Roll over, y'say?
[07:10] ---
Yer ten years too early, son.
[07:12] ---
Then... at least... I'd like
to make you smirk a little!
[07:16] ---
Even a smirk's not so easy.
[07:20] ---
All right.
[07:22] ---
If yer that stuck on it,
[07:24] ---
I'll get a fine stage ready for you.
[07:26] ---
Give it all ya got, sport!
[07:29] ---
Thank you very much!
SIGN Keroro Yose
SIGN Yamada-kun
[07:42] ---
Oh! Here he is!
[07:43] ---
Try your best!
[07:45] ---
Yamada-kun...
[07:46] ---
I've taught you everythin' I can, boy.
[07:51] ---
The rest y've gotta do yerself.
[07:53] ---
Find yer own style of comedy!
[07:59] ---
Uhh...
[08:00] ---
Here's a stupid little story for you.
SIGN Yamada-kun
[08:07] ---
I'm convinced that auto dealerships
have anger management issues!
[08:12] ---
Arrrrrrrr!
[08:18] ---
Nande ya nen! (Why the heck?!)
[08:19] ---
Aho chau ka! (You a moron?!)
[08:22] ---
Dotsuitaro ka! (You want a smack?!)
SIGN Silence...
[08:32] ---
Silence...
[08:35] ---
The joke I worked so hard on!
[08:39] ---
Tch.
[08:40] ---
He blew it.
[08:43] ---
Gero?
[08:45] ---
Now that I really think about it...
[08:46] ---
...it is strange, isn't it?
[08:48] ---
I say I'm going to tell a story...
[08:51] ---
...and I do a comedy team act instead?
[08:53] ---
Yamada... kun?
[08:57] ---
That's right.
[08:58] ---
That is who... I am!
[09:03] ---
A story and a double act.
[09:07] ---
Wait, you got your intro wrong?
[09:10] ---
That was a little funny...
[09:14] ---
Not bad.
SIGN Heh heh heh Pffft Ku ku ku ku
[09:22] ---
You've found it, haven'tcha?
[09:25] ---
That's what yer comedy's all about!
[09:29] ---
My... comedy?
[09:34] ---
Yes!
[09:44] ---
Yamada-kun...
[09:47] ---
Yes.
[09:48] ---
It was just a little chuckle,
[09:49] ---
but I was able to make you all laugh.
[09:52] ---
I have no more regrets.
[09:54] ---
You didn't get your memory back, did you?
[09:57] ---
Well... that's okay, sir.
[09:59] ---
Yamada-kun did his best and got results.
[10:02] ---
That's what's important, sir.
[10:04] ---
Yes.
[10:06] ---
Yamada-kun, your gag was very funny!
[10:09] ---
Yeah!
[10:10] ---
It wasn't bad.
[10:13] ---
"That is who I am!"
[10:16] ---
It was quite funny, wasn't it?
[10:18] ---
Yes, yes! It was like Dasonu Maso!
[10:23] ---
Gero?
[10:24] ---
D-Dasonu Maso?
[10:28] ---
Yamada-kun?
[10:30] ---
That is... who I... am!
[10:35] ---
Wh-Why?
[10:37] ---
He is totally afroed!
[10:39] ---
What's going on?
[10:40] ---
Yamada-kun, are you okay?
[10:42] ---
Yes...
[10:43] ---
Let me introduce myself once more.
[10:46] ---
I am...
[10:48] ---
...Dasonu Maso!
[10:48] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
SIGN Dasonu☆Maso
[10:50] ---
Whaaa?!
[10:51] ---
Hi!
[10:51] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
[10:52] ---
Dasonu Maso?!
[10:54] ---
Yes!
[10:55] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
[10:56] ---
Y-You were... disguised as Yamada-kun?
[10:59] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
[10:59] ---
No... Yamada-kun grew up.
[11:01] [SONG] ---
It looks tough either way.
[11:03] ---
Into me.
[11:04] ---
The son of the Dasonu Maso you all know.
[11:05] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[11:08] ---
My name is the same:
[11:08] [SONG] ---
Putting you to sleep from morning on.
[11:09] ---
Dasonu Maso.
[11:10] ---
Can't tell.
[11:12] ---
Anyway!
[11:13] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
[11:13] ---
Thank you so much for
turning me into what I am!
[11:16] [SONG] ---
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
[11:16] ---
I'll comb straight out.
[11:17] ---
That was what I was after.
[11:21] ---
Okay!
[11:21] ---
All right, then, adios!
[11:27] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
[11:30] [SONG] ---
I'll comb straight out!
[11:32] ---
What... on Earth was that?
[11:35] ---
And so,
[11:36] ---
Sergeant Keroro and friends unwittingly
raised another Dasonu Maso in an unexpected way!
[11:36] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso!
[11:43] ---
I've had it!
[11:52] ---
The next day, after Dasonu Maso had left.
[11:55] ---
Ahhh, geez...
[11:56] ---
I can't believe Yamada-kun
was Dasonu Maso.
[12:00] ---
I feel like I've been had!
[12:01] ---
At times like this,
it's gotta be the beach, right?
[12:05] ---
The beach! That sounds nice...
SIGN If we're going to the beach,
[12:09] ---
Expectant gaze.
SIGN be our
guardian ❤
[12:10] ---
W-Wait!
[12:12] ---
I don't want to do that again!
SIGN Adult
(Guardian)
[12:15] ---
Mom always says we can't go alone
with just us kids and aliens.
[12:20] ---
That's it!
[12:20] ---
Gero!
[12:21] ---
You become an adult, stupid frog.
[12:23] ---
I am definitely not doing it.
[12:25] ---
Oh? Lady Natsumi...
[12:27] ---
You just said "definitely not," didn't you?
[12:32] ---
You know what they call that?
[12:33] ---
Raising the flag.
[12:37] ---
Again?!
[12:38] ---
Natsumi-san!
[12:40] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[12:45] ---
Koyuki: Showdown at Midsummer Beach, Sir!
SIGN Welcome to Hicksville Beach 200 m this way ->
[12:51] ---
And so...
[12:52] ---
...we're here once again,
at Hicksville Beach.
SIGN Hicksville Beach
Sea House
[12:56] ---
It really is nice to see the sea, isn't it?!
[12:59] ---
And...
[13:00] ---
...sorry about this, Koyuki-chan.
[13:01] ---
Making you be our guardian...
[13:04] ---
No problemo!
[13:05] ---
This is nice to do from time to time!
[13:08] ---
Then let us go, Natsumi-san!
SIGN Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[13:13] ---
The all-too-familiar swimsuit
beauty comedy team contest!
[13:16] ---
Waaaahhh! I really have to?!
[13:18] ---
I don't wanna do a comedy team act!
[13:21] ---
Koyuki-dono's comedian soul has ignited.
[13:25] ---
Tama?
[13:28] ---
Mr. Sergeant's comedian's
soul has also ignited!
SIGN Comedian's Soul
SIGN Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[13:32] ---
Natsumi-san.
[13:34] ---
Let's really try our hardest and
aim for first place this year!
[13:37] ---
I don't wanna try!
[13:40] ---
If you have a problem, come to Versailles!
SIGN Aozora Keroko
[13:43] ---
Aozora Keroko!
[13:44] ---
Beef or fish?!
SIGN Nankyoku Tamae
[13:47] ---
Nankyoku Tamae!
SIGN Unabara Mois
[13:51] ---
Unabara Mois!
[13:53] ---
Wh-Why every year...
SIGN Cucuruz Doan!!
[13:55] ---
Cucuruz Doan!
[13:57] ---
Stupid frog!
[13:59] ---
Now that Mr. Sergeant's
comedian's soul has ignited,
[14:03] ---
you guys ain't got a chance, eh?!
[14:06] ---
You probably just want the
prize again, don't you?
[14:09] ---
No!
[14:10] ---
This time, my intentions are pure!
SIGN Alien with a Comedian's Soul
[14:12] ---
As one with a true comedian's soul,
[14:15] ---
I'm gonna completely dominate this contest!
[14:18] ---
Or, like, fighting spirit?
[14:21] ---
Keroro-san...
[14:22] ---
This year, we are going to win.
SIGN Female Ninja with a Comedian's Soul
(Adult Version)
[14:25] ---
Sounds like you've brought
some pretty good material.
[14:29] ---
I'll be lookin' forward to our battle!
SIGN Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[14:34] ---
Okay, we're finally ready to start!
SIGN Mayor
SIGN Assistant
[14:36] ---
The Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest!
[14:39] ---
Our special judge
[14:40] ---
will be that sexy US star
you're so familiar with,
[14:42] ---
Melody Honey!
[14:46] ---
Hi!
[14:47] ---
Every year, coming to Hicksville beach is...
[14:51] ---
...a real stink...
[14:52] ---
Oh, pardon.
SIGN Gas
[14:54] ---
A real gas!
[14:59] ---
Fuyuki-dono.
[15:00] ---
Koyuki-dono is serious this year.
[15:03] ---
Oh?
[15:05] ---
How hard Koyuki-dono has strived
for the sake of this day.
[15:14] ---
I shall be cheering for her
from the bottom of my heart.
[15:17] ---
Wow.
SIGN Mayor
SIGN Assistant
[15:18] ---
Well, then.
[15:19] ---
This Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[15:21] ---
shall begin!
[15:25] ---
What happened?
[15:27] ---
That's... it is, isn't it.
[15:32] ---
[15:32] ---
[15:35] ---
I aaaaam...
[15:37] ---
...Dasonu☆Maso!
SIGN Silence...
[15:39] ---
Silence...
[15:41] ---
He's here!
[15:42] ---
That's... that heinous space
comedian who wrongs the Earth!
[15:47] ---
I'll comb straight out!
[15:48] ---
I say I want to live a simple life,
[15:51] ---
but I carry about 150 shop membership
cards and points cards around with me.
[15:58] ---
That is who I am!
[16:01] ---
So cold...
[16:04] ---
That's amazing!
[16:06] ---
Curse him...
[16:07] ---
He plans to take over
this place with laughter!
[16:10] ---
I'm not sure what part of it was funny.
[16:13] ---
Thank you!
[16:14] ---
Stop right there!
[16:15] ---
What?!
[16:17] ---
Heinous space comedian, leaving us speechless
with your mistimed, misplaced comedy!
[16:23] ---
Who?!
[16:24] ---
Who dares to interfere with
my presence on the stage?!
[16:26] ---
I'll comb straight out.
[16:27] ---
I'm the one interfering, of course.
[16:31] ---
We are the comedy warriors!
[16:33] ---
Koyuki! And...
[16:34] ---
...Natsumi...
SIGN They're here!!
SIGN Wooowww!
[16:37] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[16:38] ---
Comedy... warriors...
[16:40] ---
Which means...
[16:42] ---
...you want to do a comedy
showdown with me, is that it?!
[16:45] ---
Exactly!
[16:46] ---
Wanna go home...
[16:48] ---
Oh! We will do the chimpanzee—
SIGN Chim
Pan
Zee
[16:51] ---
No...
SIGN Chim
Pan
Zee
[16:52] ---
We will do the shimpan (judging)!
SIGN Shim
Pan
Zee
SIGN Shim
Pan
SIGN Comedy Warriors Dasonu☆Maso
[16:54] ---
Okay, then, best of three, please!
[16:56] ---
Wanna go home...
[17:00] ---
Th-That's... what became
of Yamada-kun, right?
[17:03] ---
Tamae-chan!
[17:05] ---
We raised this Dasonu Maso ourselves!
[17:08] ---
We'll see how his "I'll comb
straight out!" gags go!
[17:10] ---
Okay, then.
[17:11] ---
I will take the liberty of going first!
[17:13] ---
I'll comb straight out!
[17:15] ---
When I go out to eat with a
friend and it's time to pay,
[17:18] ---
I say "Ah, let me,"
[17:22] ---
and when he replies with
"No, you don't have to,"
[17:26] ---
I meekly withdraw.
[17:28] ---
That is who I am!
[17:32] ---
So true, so true!
SIGN It's a riot!
[17:36] ---
Hilarious!
[17:37] ---
You're killing me! You're killing me!
[17:44] ---
I almost burst out laughing.
[17:46] ---
You did?
[17:47] ---
We can't afford to lose, Natsumi-san!
[17:50] ---
When you think summer,
you think horror stories.
[17:51] ---
So... I'll tell a story
called the Crucifix of Evil.
[17:55] ---
That again?!
[17:56] ---
The other day, I went to the supermarket
at around 9 in the morning,
[18:00] ---
and unbelievably,
I found it was still closed!
[18:03] ---
What a pain.
[18:04] ---
That store... opened at 10!
[18:08] ---
Aku no juujika.
SIGN Aku no Juujika (A Crucifix of Evil)
SIGN Aku no juu-ji ka (So it opens at 10)
[18:10] ---
Aku no juuji ka!
[18:14] ---
Powerful opener!
[18:16] ---
A clichéd joke delivered straight!
[18:18] ---
Excellent!
SIGN Still a riot!
[18:20] ---
Funny!
[18:21] ---
That was funny, Koyuki-dono!
[18:23] ---
Wasn't it, Fuyuki-dono?
[18:24] ---
Uh? Well... I guess...
SIGN Mayor
SIGN Assistant
[18:26] ---
Okay, Honey-san!
[18:28] ---
Your verdict, please!
SIGN Comedy Warriors
SIGN Dasonu☆Maso
[18:31] ---
Draw!
[18:32] ---
I was sure that Koyuki-dono
would take that one!
SIGN Comedy Warriors Dasonu☆Maso
[18:36] ---
Everyone! Don't change the channel!
[18:38] ---
All right!
[18:40] ---
This one will leave you reeling!
[18:42] ---
I'll comb straight out!
[18:44] ---
I say I'm a discerning man,
[18:46] ---
but I don't even know the difference
between regular coffee and instant coffee!
[18:52] ---
That is who I am!
[18:56] ---
Too true, too true!
SIGN This is a riot, too!
[19:01] ---
He is a tough foe.
[19:06] ---
That was close... very close.
[19:08] ---
I almost burst out laughing again.
[19:10] ---
Natsumi-san, next!
[19:12] ---
'Kay...
[19:13] ---
Natsumi-san, listen!
[19:14] ---
A while back, I planned
to get on the 7 o'clock train,
[19:18] ---
but the schedule
was a complete mess!
[19:20] ---
What a pain.
[19:22] ---
It got delayed and delayed,
[19:23] ---
and in the end, by the time the train came,
[19:25] ---
it was ten o'clock!
[19:27] ---
How late.
[19:28] ---
Noroi no juujika.
SIGN Noroi no Juujika (A Cursed Crucifix)
[19:30] ---
Noroi no, juuji ka!
SIGN Noroi no, juuji ka! (So slow... it's 10!)
[19:34] ---
OH, MY GOD!
SIGN An absolute riot!
[19:36] ---
Fantastic!
[19:40] ---
And the judgment?!
SIGN Comedy Warriors
SIGN Dasonu☆Maso
[19:44] ---
Draw!
SIGN Comedy Warriors Dasonu☆Maso
[19:45] ---
Ahhh! Another draw!
SIGN Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[19:48] ---
Everyone! Don't change the channel!
[19:50] ---
Darn it!
[19:51] ---
Then I will have to use my
forbidden secret technique!
[19:54] ---
Prepare yourselves, Comedy Warriors!
SIGN I'll comb straight out!
[19:57] ---
I'll comb straight out!
SIGN Rose
[19:58] ---
When I am asked, "Can you write
the kanji for rose?"
[20:00] ---
I reply, "Yes, I can!"
[20:03] ---
and write "rose" phonetically.
SIGN Rose
[20:07] ---
That is who I am!
SIGN Silence...
[20:13] ---
R-Rose...
[20:15] ---
You're a tough one.
[20:17] ---
Well, then, to finish...
[20:18] ---
My ultimate joke, which I developed
only after long strict training...
[20:22] ---
Okay, baby.
[20:23] ---
We're not done?
[20:26] ---
Today, I thought I'd cook with some gluten...
[20:29] ---
And you made the gluten into a cross?
[20:31] ---
Huh?
[20:32] ---
Kyou, fu no juuji ka.
SIGN Kyou, fu no juuji ka (Today, a gluten cross)
SIGN Kyoufu no Juujika (A Crucifix of Horror)
[20:36] ---
Kyoufu no Juujika.
[20:39] ---
How did you get it?!
[20:40] ---
Anyone would.
[20:48] ---
No way.
[20:51] ---
Well, this one had a clear winner!
SIGN Comedy Warriors
SIGN Comedy Warriors Dasonu☆Maso
[20:55] ---
Which means this showdown is over!
SIGN Assistant
[20:58] ---
The winner is...
[20:59] ---
...the Comedy Warriors!
[21:01] ---
Yes!
[21:03] ---
Utter defeat...
[21:05] ---
Who knew you were doing
a three-part routine?
[21:07] ---
Three-part routine?
[21:10] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
SIGN Utter defeat
[21:11] ---
I say "Utter defeat,"
[21:14] ---
but I never accept the loss in my mind.
[21:14] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
[21:16] [SONG] ---
A great war between him and him!
[21:17] ---
That is who... I am...
[21:20] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[21:20] ---
Goodbye! Comedy Warriors!
[21:23] [SONG] ---
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
[21:26] ---
I knew it.
SIGN Hicksville Beach
Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[21:27] ---
In the end, Dasonu☆Maso was just
happy to have some screentime.
[21:31] ---
See you again!
[21:33] ---
Adios!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
Corporal Giroro here.
[23:10] ---
Do you know the difference between
an iceberg and an ice floe?
[23:12] ---
The big ones are the icebergs,
[23:14] ---
and the little ones are ice floes?
[23:15] ---
Wrong.
[23:16] ---
Then... the ones that have
penguins are the icebergs,
SIGN NO ENTRY
[23:18] ---
and the ones sea lions
drift down on are ice floes?
[23:20] ---
Wrong!
[23:21] ---
The ones that polar bears climb are icebergs
and the ones they walk on are ice f—
[23:23] ---
Never mind that!
[23:25] ---
It's been... a year already since Lake Touya.
[23:27] ---
"Keroro Platoon: The Silent Keroro, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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