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E308 - Keroro: Nightmare on the Third Planet, Sir! /Late-night Sergeant Keroro, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    2010
[01:31] ---
    2010.
[02:00] ---
    The Earth was suddenly subjected to
    invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
[02:06] ---
    and its cities were reduced
    to rubble in an instant.
[02:16] ---
    Target acquired!
[02:17] ---
    Fire!
[02:21] ---
    Tama!
[02:24] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[03:02] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero
    gero gero gero gero!
[03:06] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians!
[03:09] ---
    Bow down before us!
[03:13] ---
    Gero?
[03:21] ---
    Th-This is...!
[03:31] ---
    This dream again, sir...
[03:37] ---
    Keroro: Nightmare on the Third Planet, Sir!
[03:43] ---
    Recently,
[03:45] ---
    I've been having the same
    dream every night, sir.
SIGN    Invasion Strategy Meeting
    
    - Kero-Kero Fraud
    - Anti-Hay-Fever
[03:48] ---
    Just one step before achieving
    the invasion of Pekopon,
[03:52] ---
    there's a big rumble, and out of the ground
    comes... something...
[03:56] ---
    I wonder what it is, sir?
[03:57] ---
    Ah, now that is probably...
[03:59] ---
    ...a representation of some obstacle to
    the invasion, hidden in your deep psyche.
[04:04] ---
    What is a deep psyche?
[04:07] ---
    It refers to the region of the mind
    of which even you yourself are not aware.
[04:11] ---
    If we could discover what
    this obstruction is,
[04:14] ---
    wouldn't it provide a hint
    to our Pekopon invasion?
[04:18] ---
    Or, like, explore causes?
[04:20] ---
    Sarge!
[04:22] ---
    Sis was looking for you.
[04:24] ---
    Wondering where the person on duty today is.
[04:33] ---
    Darn you...
[04:34] ---
    What a stubborn...
[04:37] ---
    It's difficult to wear the hats of an invader
    and a freeloader at the same time, sir.
[04:41] ---
    You don't have to invade.
[04:43] ---
    Gero...
[04:44] ---
    Gero.
[04:46] ---
    Ooh, it's yummy!
[04:47] ---
    Gero...
[04:49] ---
    Is the obstacle to the invasion
    indeed Natsumi?
SIGN    Soul
[04:57] ---
    I won't let you have your way anymore!
[05:00] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[05:02] ---
    You intend to oppose us with that?
[05:05] ---
    We will finish you in
    three seconds flat, ma'am!
[05:08] ---
    Just try it, if you think you can!
[05:11] ---
    Natsumi... is go!
[05:14] ---
    Gero gero.
[05:15] ---
    Learn your own powerlessness!
[05:22] ---
    Now, count your sins!
[05:28] ---
    Noooo!
[05:31] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[05:33] ---
    It's a million years and two days
    too soon for you to defy us!
[05:38] ---
    Gero?!
[05:41] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    Ge
[05:46] ---
    Again, sir...
[05:49] ---
    In yesterday's dream,
[05:51] ---
    we successfully obliterated Lady Natsumi,
[05:54] ---
    but then, like before,
[05:56] ---
    something coming out of the ground
    with a big rumble and got in our way, sir.
[06:00] ---
    So the enemy of your deep psyche
    wasn't Natsumi, after all.
[06:04] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! I came to play!
[06:07] ---
    The rose-ish one!
[06:08] ---
    And Lady Momoka!
[06:09] ---
    I came accompanying Tama-chan.
[06:11] ---
    F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun wouldn't
    happen to be here, would he?
[06:15] ---
    Master Fuyuki is on the way back
    from buying things for dinner,
[06:19] ---
    so I suggest you wait in his room, ma'am.
[06:21] ---
    Thank you!
[06:23] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[06:24] ---
    Ah, this is just a little something...
[06:28] ---
    PG Zakrello.
[06:31] ---
    I don't believe it! This is the late-night
    Zakrello due to be released next month!
[06:35] ---
    Yahoo! Yahoo! It's the late-night one,
    you know. Late-night. Night.
[06:37] ---
    That's enough, now!
[06:39] ---
    Are Gundam models the obstruction
    to our invasion?
[06:45] ---
    They're gone.
[06:46] ---
    Okay.
[06:46] ---
    We'll take this chance to use the
    materialization pen they dropped, and...
[06:50] ---
    Will this strategy really work?
[06:54] ---
    This is the only method we have
    of fighting back against them!
[06:58] ---
    Let's do our best for the sake
    of our fallen comrades!
[07:01] ---
    Yes...
[07:02] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero
    gero gero gero gero!
[07:07] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians!
[07:09] ---
    It's a hundred million years and two days
     too soon for you to defy us!
[07:12] ---
    You two! Now!
[07:14] ---
    Yeah!
[07:17] ---
    Gundam models!
SIGN    Gundam models
[07:18] ---
    They are weak to Gundam models!
[07:20] ---
    Distract them with these!
[07:22] ---
    Yes!
[07:26] ---
    As if I could be led astray by Gundam models!
[07:29] ---
    What?!
[07:31] ---
    No!
[07:33] ---
    TEAR THE WITCH APART!
[07:35] ---
    Yessir!
[07:40] ---
    We surrender...
[07:42] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero
     gero gero gero gero!
[07:44] ---
    Gero?
[07:46] ---
    Gero...
[07:49] ---
    Again, sir...
[07:51] ---
    Fine!
[07:52] ---
    I'll stay in bed until I
    figure out what it is, sir!
[07:57] ---
    I don't fear Captain Geroro.
[08:00] ---
    Gero?
[08:05] ---
    Ge.
[08:06] ---
    Not yet!
[08:07] ---
    One more!
[08:09] ---
    I'll sleep until I start making
    lactic acid!!
[08:10] ---
    One week later.
[08:12] ---
    It's coming... I know it's... coming...
[08:16] ---
    And that's how Kero-chan ended up like this?
[08:19] ---
    Yes. He hasn't slept for five days.
[08:21] ---
    Or, like, sleeping badly?
[08:23] ---
    Not sleeping is really bad for you, you know?
[08:25] ---
    Maybe I could conduct the sleeping ritual
    passed down from the ancient Papareho tribe?
[08:30] ---
    You might not ever wake up, though...
[08:32] ---
    Then there's no point.
[08:32] ---
    Horehorehoohorehore...
[08:34] ---
    Coming... It's... coming...
[08:37] ---
    Please, go to sleep, Uncle!
[08:40] ---
    I'll do anything if it'll get you to sleep!
[08:44] ---
    So...
[08:45] ---
    Mois-chan...
[08:48] ---
    I thought of an extra-special method!
[08:51] ---
    You did?!
[08:52] ---
    However!
[08:53] ---
    Mois-chan, you'll have to put
    your body on the line. Are you sure?
[08:57] ---
    I'll put anything on the line for Uncle!
[09:01] ---
    Uncle!
[09:04] ---
    Natsumi, Fuyuki, you two help, too.
[09:07] ---
    Okay.
[09:11] ---
    Gero...
[09:13] ---
    Lady Natsumi... I won't sleep,
    no matter what anyone says, ma'am.
[09:17] ---
    Yes, yes. I wonder how long you'll be
    able to keep that stubborn attitude up?
[09:21] ---
    Gero...
[09:22] ---
    Where are you taking me, ma'am?
[09:25] ---
    Dreamland.
[09:29] ---
    No matter where you take me, I...
[09:33] ---
    What, sir?
[09:34] ---
    What is this... soft... and warm...
[09:37] ---
    It feels so good, like something is
    gently blanketing my whole body.
[09:41] ---
    If it feels this good...
    I'm gonna fall asleep!
[09:45] ---
    Uncle!
SIGN    Head on the lap
[09:47] ---
    Head on the lap.
[09:49] ---
    L-Lady Mois... this is...
[09:51] ---
    Wellll? Can you withstand this,
     stupid frog?
[09:54] ---
    Darn you...
[09:56] ---
    You double-crossed me, Pekoponians...
[09:58] ---
    I won't lose...
[10:00] ---
    Not to you...
[10:01] ---
    Uncle?
[10:03] ---
    Gero...
[10:03] ---
    Uncle... you aren't alone today!
[10:07] ---
    I'll be with you until morning.
[10:09] ---
    So please, feel safe and sleep.
[10:11] ---
    You risked everything for me...
[10:16] ---
    Good...
[10:17] ---
    ...night...
[10:21] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero
    gero gero gero gero!
[10:23] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians!
[10:28] ---
    Here it is...
[10:29] ---
    Lady Mois!
[10:30] ---
    Yes, Uncle!
[10:32] ---
    TEAR THE WITCH APART!
[10:34] ---
    Or, like, Lucy?
[10:36] ---
    Armageddon!
[10:48] ---
    Finally...
[10:50] ---
    Finally I will know what stands in my way...
SIGN    Even stubborn stains turn sparkling clean! BurnBrite
[11:02] ---
    Th-That's...
[11:05] ---
    Yes!
SIGN    Sunny Drugstore April 3rd Today's Special BurnBrite It's sparkling clean!
[11:09] ---
    BurnBrite!
[11:11] ---
    Th-That's it...
[11:18] ---
    Wow. That's impressive.
[11:20] ---
    It really does get it off well!
[11:22] ---
    So this is what was bothering me
    so much subconsciously, ma'am.
SIGN    Even stubborn stains
    turn sparkling clean!
    BurnBrite
[11:27] ---
    The wonderful power of BurnBrite!
[11:29] ---
    It's super shiny, sir!
[11:34] ---
    Well, that certainly explains why
    the invasion isn't going anywhere.
SIGN    Even stubborn stains
     turn sparkling clean!
    BurnBrite
[11:37] ---
    BurnBrite, you're the best!
[11:43] ---
    3 of the Cow, when even the
    trees and plants sleep...
SIGN    (3 of the Cow is about 2 a.m. in an old Japanese timekeeping system where one day was split into the 12 branches of the zodiac.)
[11:50] ---
    Nightgerori.
[11:53] ---
    Playtime is over.
[11:56] ---
    Now the real fun begins...
[11:58] ---
    Time to go, sir.
[12:02] ---
    Nightgero nightgero nightgero nightgero...
[12:20] ---
    Late-night Sergeant Keroro, Sir!
[12:27] ---
    I ended up leaving my bath really late
    thanks to dealing with the stupid frog.
[12:32] ---
    I'm really sleepy,
    but I just have to have a bath!
[12:35] ---
    Or, like, a maiden's grace?
[12:39] ---
    I'm home...
[12:44] ---
    Back late again...
[12:49] ---
    Huh?
[12:50] ---
    In the bath this late? Is that Natsumi?
[12:54] ---
    Up as late as this...
[12:55] ---
    I'll have to talk to her about that later.
[13:01] ---
    Nightgero nightgero.
[13:03] ---
    Kero-chan?
[13:04] ---
    I am not Kero-chan!
[13:06] ---
    I am...
[13:09] ---
    ...Late-night Sergeant Keroro!
[13:11] ---
    Late-night?
[13:23] ---
    Nightgero nightgero.
[13:26] ---
    You two will stay put there
    for the time being!
[13:29] ---
    What are you planning to do?
[13:31] ---
    Invade, of course!
[13:33] ---
    I realized, ma'am.
[13:35] ---
    What did you realize?
[13:37] ---
    3 of the Cow...
[13:40] ---
    When even the grass and
    the trees are asleep...
[13:43] ---
    That is the time when the most
    lactic acid is made.
[13:46] ---
    I see! You've hit upon
    a good point, Kero-chan!
[13:49] ---
    This isn't the time to be praising him, Mom!
[13:52] ---
    I am not Kero-chan!
[13:53] ---
    I am Late-night Sergeant Keroro!
[13:56] ---
    Who is Late-night Sergeant Keroro?!
[13:58] ---
    Do not underestimate the phrase "late-night"!
[14:02] ---
    Just by putting "late-night"
    before everything,
[14:05] ---
    it gives it an indescribable
    adult and dangerous feeling, ma'am!
SIGN    Late-night Snacks
[14:09] ---
    Late-night snacks.
[14:10] ---
    Not quite.
SIGN    Late-night Lady Natsumi
[14:12] ---
    Late-night Lady Natsumi.
[14:13] ---
    One, two, three, four...
SIGN    Late-night Lady Mom
[14:16] ---
    Late-night Lady Mom.
[14:17] ---
    It's time for good kids to be in bed.
SIGN    Late-night Gundam Models
[14:20] ---
    Late-night Gundam models.
SIGN    Late-night Poly-cap A
[14:23] ---
    Late-night Poly-cap A.
[14:27] ---
    Observe!
[14:28] ---
    This overflowing sense of absolute
    flawlessness now that I have late-night power!
SIGN    Absolute Flawlessness
[14:33] ---
    Now, I feel like everything
    will go perfectly, ma'am!
[14:36] ---
    And the long-awaited...
[14:42] ---
    ...late-night invasion operation
    will be carried out, ma'am!
SIGN    Late-night Invasion Operation!!
[14:47] ---
    Late-night invasion operation?
[14:49] ---
    Nightgero.
[14:50] ---
    Using its waves,
    all the world will be shrouded
SIGN    Adult
[14:52] ---
    in an adult,
[14:53] ---
    dark,
SIGN    Dark
[14:55] ---
    and dangerous atmosphere, ma'am!
SIGN    Dangerous
[14:58] ---
    You mustn't do anything we can't
    show to kids, Late-night Kero-chan!
[15:02] ---
    Nightgero nightgero.
[15:04] ---
    All the family-friendly things in the world
    will be turned into a late-night style, ma'am!
[15:09] ---
    Emit nightwaves!
[15:15] ---
    Late-night Easter Island...
[15:17] ---
    Late-night Moais...
SIGN    Kadoyama Books
SIGN    Late-night Kadoyama Books
SIGN    Inner Tokyo TV Todoroki Clinic Sandou Toys
SIGN    Late-night Inner Tokyo TV Late-night Todoroki Clinic Late-night Sandou Toys
[15:36] ---
    I feel a suspicious late-night presence...
[15:43] ---
    Mysterious late-night radio waves detected!
[15:45] ---
    The source is late-night Inner Tokyo!
[15:47] ---
    The late-night Hinata house!
[15:51] ---
    Alert level to late-night phase 3!
[15:53] ---
    Send the late-night reconnaissance team to
    the late-night Hinata house immediately!
[15:56] ---
    There will be no need for that.
[16:00] ---
    Late-night milady Momoka...
[16:02] ---
    I will go.
[16:03] ---
    To the late-night Hinata house.
[16:05] ---
    To the late-night Fuyuki-kun!
[16:07] ---
    Come to me, Momoka.
[16:08] ---
    I will.
[16:10] ---
    The next postcard
[16:11] ---
    is a late-night poem from Late-Night-Big-Ships-
    Big-Guns-Policy-san from Inner Tokyo!
[16:16] ---
    ...Well, I'd like to read it out,
    but we have a late-night newsflash!
SIGN    Deposit it into my
    Swiss bank account.
[16:19] ---
    It seems that strange radio waves have
    turned up in late-night Inner Tokyo.
[16:23] ---
    The city, bathed in these radio waves,
[16:25] ---
    was instantly given an
    adult and dangerous aura...
[16:29] ---
    Sounds kinda interesting,
    so I think I'm off to take a look!
[16:32] ---
    That's it for today's broadcast!
[16:40] ---
    Momoka-chan!
[16:42] ---
    Saburo-san...
[16:43] ---
    I'm here, too!
SIGN    Late-night Hinata
[16:46] ---
    What in the world is happening here?
[16:49] ---
    Looks like we're on the verge
    of a terrifying invasion...
[16:53] ---
    The late-night Hinata house...
[16:55] ---
    Just inside... late-night Fuyuki-kun is...
[16:58] ---
    Wait for me, late-night Natsumi-san!
[17:01] ---
    Let's go, everyone.
[17:02] ---
    Yes!
[17:09] ---
    Hey, you! What're you sleeping for?
[17:12] ---
    Sorry...
[17:13] ---
    I pulled an all-nighter last night, so...
[17:15] ---
    You win today, okay?
    Let's just go to sleep already...
[17:22] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai?!
[17:24] ---
    Saving Earth with poems!
[17:26] ---
    The star with a weak signal...
SIGN    Gentle breeze singing dog
    to you I'll pile it on
    That girl, a bamboo shoot
    The cat's
    Where is that girl
[17:28] ---
    Do you receive me?
[17:29] ---
    ...Saburo.
[17:31] ---
    Loves Natsumi-chan!
[17:33] ---
    The female ninja middle-schooler
    who lives in the modern day...
SIGN    Natsumi is Life
[17:36] ---
    ...Azumaya Koyuki.
[17:39] ---
    The how-rich-can-you-be,
    winner-in-life elite girl...
[17:42] ---
    F-F-F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun...
[17:45] ---
    ...Nishizawa Momoka.
[17:46] ---
    So you appear at last, foolish Pekoponians!
[17:50] ---
    Look out! He's different from normal
    this late at night!
[17:53] ---
    That knowledge won't help
    any of you defeat late-night me.
[17:59] ---
    Nightgero nightgero.
[18:04] ---
    Nightgero nightgero.
[18:08] ---
    Hey! Now's not the time for that!
[18:11] ---
    S-Sorry...
[18:12] ---
    But I'm sleepy late at night...
[18:14] ---
    Even plants and trees are asleep
    this late... who can blame you?
[18:18] ---
    Well, I think I'll take care of
    this myself, then.
[18:20] ---
    Gero?
[18:21] ---
    That's... the Reality Pen that
    makes everything it draws become real!
SIGN    Reality Pen
[18:25] ---
    What are you going to...
[18:26] ---
    Do you know what 3 of the Cow means?
[18:31] ---
    Gero?
[18:32] ---
    The middle of the night, right? About 2 a.m.?
[18:35] ---
    It means that too, but actually...
[18:39] ---
    ...it refers to the time
    when three cows run wild!
[18:42] ---
    He's lying.
[18:44] ---
    Cows... cows... male cows are bulls...
[18:46] ---
    What now, Night-time Sergeant Keroro?
[18:52] ---
    C-Come get me, if you think you can, sir!
[18:54] ---
    All right, then...
[18:59] ---
    Take a good look at my super-mega-powered-up
    late-night power!
[19:05] ---
    Nightgero Punch!
[19:09] ---
    Huh?
[19:11] ---
    Pink!
[19:12] ---
    Madam!
[19:13] ---
    Gero!
[19:14] ---
    What's going on, sir?!
[19:18] ---
    Late-night me should be
    absolutely flawless...
[19:22] ---
    Probably that's...
[19:23] ---
    Gero?
[19:25] ---
    ...like when you think you've come up with
    a flawless poem in the middle of the night,
[19:28] ---
    but when you look at it the next day,
[19:30] ---
    it's really badly-written...
    that kind of thing.
[19:34] ---
    Ahh... yeah, that happens.
[19:36] ---
    That's the magic of the late-night.
[19:38] ---
    So... this feeling of absolute flawlessness
    coursing through me...
[19:43] ---
    ...is probably a misapprehension.
SIGN    Misapprehension
[19:45] ---
    Yeah...
[19:46] ---
    Gero...
[19:47] ---
    I won't accept that, sir!
[19:51] ---
    Late-night Keroro Platoon!
[19:53] ---
    It's showtime, sir!
[19:57] ---
    L-Late-night...
[19:59] ---
    ...Keroro Platoon...
[20:02] ---
    Nightgero nightgero.
[20:04] ---
    Now... tremble in fear, Pekoponians!
[20:08] ---
    Huh?
[20:10] ---
    Gero?
[20:15] ---
    What do you want at this hour?!
[20:17] ---
    I was just having a nice dream
    about late-night snacks...
[20:21] ---
    Invasion, of course! Late-night invasion!
[20:24] ---
    They call this "creating a disturbance."
[20:26] ---
    Do it in the daytime! The daytime!
[20:30] ---
    Waking up with the sunrise and
    going to sleep with the sunset
[20:34] ---
    is the natural way of living things...
[20:37] ---
    All-nighters are rough on me at this age...
[20:40] ---
    Uh, what, at what age,
    what's up with all of—huh?
[20:44] ---
    So?
[20:48] ---
    L-Lady Mois...
[20:50] ---
    Night-time Lady Mois...
[20:52] ---
    Or, like, spring sleep knows no dawn...
[20:57] ---
    C-Come to think of it,
[20:59] ---
    I'm kind of getting sleepy myself...
[21:04] ---
    O-Okay, so...
[21:06] ---
    Good night, ma'am.
[21:10] ---
    You mustn't sleep yet, stupid frog.
[21:13] ---
    Gero?
[21:14] ---
    By morning...
[21:16] ---
    ...all the junk you scattered around
    needs to be packed and cleaned away,
[21:20] ---
    and I'm not going to allow you
    to miss a single piece!
[21:25] ---
    Understood?
[21:27] ---
    Y-Yes...
[21:31] ---
    See you later!
[21:36] ---
    Sarge?!
[21:37] ---
    Nightgero nightgero...
[21:39] ---
    You'll catch a cold if you don't
    sleep in your futon.
[21:43] ---
    Nightgero...
[21:45] ---
    Good night, Sarge. Sweet dreams.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Corporal Giroro here.
[23:24] ---
    The reason the invasion of
    Pekopon goes nowhere is...
[23:26] ---
    "I'm a singing, dancing invader, sir!"
[23:30] ---
    ...his fault!
[23:31] ---
    Invasions are about force of arms!
[23:33] ---
    Big ships, big guns!
[23:34] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:36] ---
    It's inconvenient not having
    a cellphone, isn't it?
SIGN    To: Natsumi
    Subject: Um....
    Um
    It's me, Giroro
[23:38] ---
    "Giroro: The Invasion of Pekopon Begins, Sir!"
[23:42] ---
    "Giroro & Natsumi: Operation Texting, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!