# E308 - Keroro: Nightmare on the Third Planet, Sir! /Late-night Sergeant Keroro, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDX1G/keroro-nightmare-on-the-third-planet-sir-late-night-sergeant-keroro-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** 2010
**[01:31] ---**
2010.
**[02:00] ---**
The Earth was suddenly subjected to
invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
**[02:06] ---**
and its cities were reduced
to rubble in an instant.
**[02:16] ---**
Target acquired!
**[02:17] ---**
Fire!
**[02:21] ---**
Tama!
**[02:24] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[03:02] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero
gero gero gero gero!
**[03:06] ---**
Foolish Pekoponians!
**[03:09] ---**
Bow down before us!
**[03:13] ---**
Gero?
**[03:21] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[03:31] ---**
This dream again, sir...
**[03:37] ---**
Keroro: Nightmare on the Third Planet, Sir!
**[03:43] ---**
Recently,
**[03:45] ---**
I've been having the same
dream every night, sir.
***SIGN*** Invasion Strategy Meeting
- Kero-Kero Fraud
- Anti-Hay-Fever
**[03:48] ---**
Just one step before achieving
the invasion of Pekopon,
**[03:52] ---**
there's a big rumble, and out of the ground
comes... something...
**[03:56] ---**
I wonder what it is, sir?
**[03:57] ---**
Ah, now that is probably...
**[03:59] ---**
...a representation of some obstacle to
the invasion, hidden in your deep psyche.
**[04:04] ---**
What is a deep psyche?
**[04:07] ---**
It refers to the region of the mind
of which even you yourself are not aware.
**[04:11] ---**
If we could discover what
this obstruction is,
**[04:14] ---**
wouldn't it provide a hint
to our Pekopon invasion?
**[04:18] ---**
Or, like, explore causes?
**[04:20] ---**
Sarge!
**[04:22] ---**
Sis was looking for you.
**[04:24] ---**
Wondering where the person on duty today is.
**[04:33] ---**
Darn you...
**[04:34] ---**
What a stubborn...
**[04:37] ---**
It's difficult to wear the hats of an invader
and a freeloader at the same time, sir.
**[04:41] ---**
You don't have to invade.
**[04:43] ---**
Gero...
**[04:44] ---**
Gero.
**[04:46] ---**
Ooh, it's yummy!
**[04:47] ---**
Gero...
**[04:49] ---**
Is the obstacle to the invasion
indeed Natsumi?
***SIGN*** Soul
**[04:57] ---**
I won't let you have your way anymore!
**[05:00] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[05:02] ---**
You intend to oppose us with that?
**[05:05] ---**
We will finish you in
three seconds flat, ma'am!
**[05:08] ---**
Just try it, if you think you can!
**[05:11] ---**
Natsumi... is go!
**[05:14] ---**
Gero gero.
**[05:15] ---**
Learn your own powerlessness!
**[05:22] ---**
Now, count your sins!
**[05:28] ---**
Noooo!
**[05:31] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[05:33] ---**
It's a million years and two days
too soon for you to defy us!
**[05:38] ---**
Gero?!
**[05:41] ---**
Gero!!
***SIGN*** Ge
**[05:46] ---**
Again, sir...
**[05:49] ---**
In yesterday's dream,
**[05:51] ---**
we successfully obliterated Lady Natsumi,
**[05:54] ---**
but then, like before,
**[05:56] ---**
something coming out of the ground
with a big rumble and got in our way, sir.
**[06:00] ---**
So the enemy of your deep psyche
wasn't Natsumi, after all.
**[06:04] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! I came to play!
**[06:07] ---**
The rose-ish one!
**[06:08] ---**
And Lady Momoka!
**[06:09] ---**
I came accompanying Tama-chan.
**[06:11] ---**
F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun wouldn't
happen to be here, would he?
**[06:15] ---**
Master Fuyuki is on the way back
from buying things for dinner,
**[06:19] ---**
so I suggest you wait in his room, ma'am.
**[06:21] ---**
Thank you!
**[06:23] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[06:24] ---**
Ah, this is just a little something...
**[06:28] ---**
PG Zakrello.
**[06:31] ---**
I don't believe it! This is the late-night
Zakrello due to be released next month!
**[06:35] ---**
Yahoo! Yahoo! It's the late-night one,
you know. Late-night. Night.
**[06:37] ---**
That's enough, now!
**[06:39] ---**
Are Gundam models the obstruction
to our invasion?
**[06:45] ---**
They're gone.
**[06:46] ---**
Okay.
**[06:46] ---**
We'll take this chance to use the
materialization pen they dropped, and...
**[06:50] ---**
Will this strategy really work?
**[06:54] ---**
This is the only method we have
of fighting back against them!
**[06:58] ---**
Let's do our best for the sake
of our fallen comrades!
**[07:01] ---**
Yes...
**[07:02] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero
gero gero gero gero!
**[07:07] ---**
Foolish Pekoponians!
**[07:09] ---**
It's a hundred million years and two days
too soon for you to defy us!
**[07:12] ---**
You two! Now!
**[07:14] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:17] ---**
Gundam models!
***SIGN*** Gundam models
**[07:18] ---**
They are weak to Gundam models!
**[07:20] ---**
Distract them with these!
**[07:22] ---**
Yes!
**[07:26] ---**
As if I could be led astray by Gundam models!
**[07:29] ---**
What?!
**[07:31] ---**
No!
**[07:33] ---**
TEAR THE WITCH APART!
**[07:35] ---**
Yessir!
**[07:40] ---**
We surrender...
**[07:42] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero
gero gero gero gero!
**[07:44] ---**
Gero?
**[07:46] ---**
Gero...
**[07:49] ---**
Again, sir...
**[07:51] ---**
Fine!
**[07:52] ---**
I'll stay in bed until I
figure out what it is, sir!
**[07:57] ---**
I don't fear *Captain Geroro.*
**[08:00] ---**
Gero?
**[08:05] ---**
Ge.
**[08:06] ---**
Not yet!
**[08:07] ---**
One more!
**[08:09] ---**
I'll sleep until I start making
lactic acid!!
**[08:10] ---**
One week later.
**[08:12] ---**
It's coming... I know it's... coming...
**[08:16] ---**
And that's how Kero-chan ended up like this?
**[08:19] ---**
Yes. He hasn't slept for five days.
**[08:21] ---**
Or, like, sleeping badly?
**[08:23] ---**
Not sleeping is really bad for you, you know?
**[08:25] ---**
Maybe I could conduct the sleeping ritual
passed down from the ancient Papareho tribe?
**[08:30] ---**
You might not ever wake up, though...
**[08:32] ---**
Then there's no point.
**[08:32] ---**
Horehorehoohorehore...
**[08:34] ---**
Coming... It's... coming...
**[08:37] ---**
Please, go to sleep, Uncle!
**[08:40] ---**
I'll do anything if it'll get you to sleep!
**[08:44] ---**
So...
**[08:45] ---**
Mois-chan...
**[08:48] ---**
I thought of an extra-special method!
**[08:51] ---**
You did?!
**[08:52] ---**
However!
**[08:53] ---**
Mois-chan, you'll have to put
your body on the line. Are you sure?
**[08:57] ---**
I'll put anything on the line for Uncle!
**[09:01] ---**
Uncle!
**[09:04] ---**
Natsumi, Fuyuki, you two help, too.
**[09:07] ---**
Okay.
**[09:11] ---**
Gero...
**[09:13] ---**
Lady Natsumi... I won't sleep,
no matter what anyone says, ma'am.
**[09:17] ---**
Yes, yes. I wonder how long you'll be
able to keep that stubborn attitude up?
**[09:21] ---**
Gero...
**[09:22] ---**
Where are you taking me, ma'am?
**[09:25] ---**
Dreamland.
**[09:29] ---**
No matter where you take me, I...
**[09:33] ---**
What, sir?
**[09:34] ---**
What is this... soft... and warm...
**[09:37] ---**
It feels so good, like something is
gently blanketing my whole body.
**[09:41] ---**
If it feels this good...
I'm gonna fall asleep!
**[09:45] ---**
Uncle!
***SIGN*** Head on the lap
**[09:47] ---**
Head on the lap.
**[09:49] ---**
L-Lady Mois... this is...
**[09:51] ---**
Wellll? Can you withstand this,
stupid frog?
**[09:54] ---**
Darn you...
**[09:56] ---**
You double-crossed me, Pekoponians...
**[09:58] ---**
I won't lose...
**[10:00] ---**
Not to you...
**[10:01] ---**
Uncle?
**[10:03] ---**
Gero...
**[10:03] ---**
Uncle... you aren't alone today!
**[10:07] ---**
I'll be with you until morning.
**[10:09] ---**
So please, feel safe and sleep.
**[10:11] ---**
You risked everything for me...
**[10:16] ---**
Good...
**[10:17] ---**
...night...
**[10:21] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero
gero gero gero gero!
**[10:23] ---**
Foolish Pekoponians!
**[10:28] ---**
Here it is...
**[10:29] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[10:30] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[10:32] ---**
TEAR THE WITCH APART!
**[10:34] ---**
Or, like, Lucy?
**[10:36] ---**
Armageddon!
**[10:48] ---**
Finally...
**[10:50] ---**
Finally I will know what stands in my way...
***SIGN*** Even stubborn stains turn sparkling clean! BurnBrite
**[11:02] ---**
Th-That's...
**[11:05] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Sunny Drugstore April 3rd Today's Special BurnBrite It's sparkling clean!
**[11:09] ---**
BurnBrite!
**[11:11] ---**
Th-That's it...
**[11:18] ---**
Wow. That's impressive.
**[11:20] ---**
It really does get it off well!
**[11:22] ---**
So this is what was bothering me
so much subconsciously, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Even stubborn stains
turn sparkling clean!
BurnBrite
**[11:27] ---**
The wonderful power of BurnBrite!
**[11:29] ---**
It's super shiny, sir!
**[11:34] ---**
Well, that certainly explains why
the invasion isn't going anywhere.
***SIGN*** Even stubborn stains
turn sparkling clean!
BurnBrite
**[11:37] ---**
BurnBrite, you're the best!
**[11:43] ---**
3 of the Cow, when even the
trees and plants sleep...
***SIGN*** (3 of the Cow is about 2 a.m. in an old Japanese timekeeping system where one day was split into the 12 branches of the zodiac.)
**[11:50] ---**
Nightgerori.
**[11:53] ---**
Playtime is over.
**[11:56] ---**
Now the real fun begins...
**[11:58] ---**
Time to go, sir.
**[12:02] ---**
Nightgero nightgero nightgero nightgero...
**[12:20] ---**
Late-night Sergeant Keroro, Sir!
**[12:27] ---**
I ended up leaving my bath really late
thanks to dealing with the stupid frog.
**[12:32] ---**
I'm really sleepy,
but I just have to have a bath!
**[12:35] ---**
Or, like, a maiden's grace?
**[12:39] ---**
I'm home...
**[12:44] ---**
Back late again...
**[12:49] ---**
Huh?
**[12:50] ---**
In the bath this late? Is that Natsumi?
**[12:54] ---**
Up as late as this...
**[12:55] ---**
I'll have to talk to her about that later.
**[13:01] ---**
Nightgero nightgero.
**[13:03] ---**
Kero-chan?
**[13:04] ---**
I am not Kero-chan!
**[13:06] ---**
I am...
**[13:09] ---**
...Late-night Sergeant Keroro!
**[13:11] ---**
Late-night?
**[13:23] ---**
Nightgero nightgero.
**[13:26] ---**
You two will stay put there
for the time being!
**[13:29] ---**
What are you planning to do?
**[13:31] ---**
Invade, of course!
**[13:33] ---**
I realized, ma'am.
**[13:35] ---**
What did you realize?
**[13:37] ---**
3 of the Cow...
**[13:40] ---**
When even the grass and
the trees are asleep...
**[13:43] ---**
That is the time when the most
lactic acid is made.
**[13:46] ---**
I see! You've hit upon
a good point, Kero-chan!
**[13:49] ---**
This isn't the time to be praising him, Mom!
**[13:52] ---**
I am not Kero-chan!
**[13:53] ---**
I am Late-night Sergeant Keroro!
**[13:56] ---**
Who is Late-night Sergeant Keroro?!
**[13:58] ---**
Do not underestimate the phrase "late-night"!
**[14:02] ---**
Just by putting "late-night"
before everything,
**[14:05] ---**
it gives it an indescribable
adult and dangerous feeling, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Late-night Snacks
**[14:09] ---**
Late-night snacks.
**[14:10] ---**
Not quite.
***SIGN*** Late-night Lady Natsumi
**[14:12] ---**
Late-night Lady Natsumi.
**[14:13] ---**
One, two, three, four...
***SIGN*** Late-night Lady Mom
**[14:16] ---**
Late-night Lady Mom.
**[14:17] ---**
It's time for good kids to be in bed.
***SIGN*** Late-night Gundam Models
**[14:20] ---**
Late-night Gundam models.
***SIGN*** Late-night Poly-cap A
**[14:23] ---**
Late-night Poly-cap A.
**[14:27] ---**
Observe!
**[14:28] ---**
This overflowing sense of absolute
flawlessness now that I have late-night power!
***SIGN*** Absolute Flawlessness
**[14:33] ---**
Now, I feel like everything
will go perfectly, ma'am!
**[14:36] ---**
And the long-awaited...
**[14:42] ---**
...late-night invasion operation
will be carried out, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Late-night Invasion Operation!!
**[14:47] ---**
Late-night invasion operation?
**[14:49] ---**
Nightgero.
**[14:50] ---**
Using its waves,
all the world will be shrouded
***SIGN*** Adult
**[14:52] ---**
in an adult,
**[14:53] ---**
dark,
***SIGN*** Dark
**[14:55] ---**
and dangerous atmosphere, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Dangerous
**[14:58] ---**
You mustn't do anything we can't
show to kids, Late-night Kero-chan!
**[15:02] ---**
Nightgero nightgero.
**[15:04] ---**
All the family-friendly things in the world
will be turned into a late-night style, ma'am!
**[15:09] ---**
Emit nightwaves!
**[15:15] ---**
Late-night Easter Island...
**[15:17] ---**
Late-night Moais...
***SIGN*** Kadoyama Books
***SIGN*** Late-night Kadoyama Books
***SIGN*** Inner Tokyo TV Todoroki Clinic Sandou Toys
***SIGN*** Late-night Inner Tokyo TV Late-night Todoroki Clinic Late-night Sandou Toys
**[15:36] ---**
I feel a suspicious late-night presence...
**[15:43] ---**
Mysterious late-night radio waves detected!
**[15:45] ---**
The source is late-night Inner Tokyo!
**[15:47] ---**
The late-night Hinata house!
**[15:51] ---**
Alert level to late-night phase 3!
**[15:53] ---**
Send the late-night reconnaissance team to
the late-night Hinata house immediately!
**[15:56] ---**
There will be no need for that.
**[16:00] ---**
Late-night milady Momoka...
**[16:02] ---**
I will go.
**[16:03] ---**
To the late-night Hinata house.
**[16:05] ---**
To the late-night Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:07] ---**
Come to me, Momoka.
**[16:08] ---**
I will.
**[16:10] ---**
The next postcard
**[16:11] ---**
is a late-night poem from Late-Night-Big-Ships-
Big-Guns-Policy-san from Inner Tokyo!
**[16:16] ---**
...Well, I'd like to read it out,
but we have a late-night newsflash!
***SIGN*** Deposit it into my
Swiss bank account.
**[16:19] ---**
It seems that strange radio waves have
turned up in late-night Inner Tokyo.
**[16:23] ---**
The city, bathed in these radio waves,
**[16:25] ---**
was instantly given an
adult and dangerous aura...
**[16:29] ---**
Sounds kinda interesting,
so I think I'm off to take a look!
**[16:32] ---**
That's it for today's broadcast!
**[16:40] ---**
Momoka-chan!
**[16:42] ---**
Saburo-san...
**[16:43] ---**
I'm here, too!
***SIGN*** Late-night Hinata
**[16:46] ---**
What in the world is happening here?
**[16:49] ---**
Looks like we're on the verge
of a terrifying invasion...
**[16:53] ---**
The late-night Hinata house...
**[16:55] ---**
Just inside... late-night Fuyuki-kun is...
**[16:58] ---**
Wait for me, late-night Natsumi-san!
**[17:01] ---**
Let's go, everyone.
**[17:02] ---**
Yes!
**[17:09] ---**
Hey, you! What're you sleeping for?
**[17:12] ---**
Sorry...
**[17:13] ---**
I pulled an all-nighter last night, so...
**[17:15] ---**
You win today, okay?
Let's just go to sleep already...
**[17:22] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai?!
**[17:24] ---**
Saving Earth with poems!
**[17:26] ---**
The star with a weak signal...
***SIGN*** Gentle breeze singing dog
to you I'll pile it on
That girl, a bamboo shoot
The cat's
Where is that girl
**[17:28] ---**
Do you receive me?
**[17:29] ---**
...Saburo.
**[17:31] ---**
Loves Natsumi-chan!
**[17:33] ---**
The female ninja middle-schooler
who lives in the modern day...
***SIGN*** Natsumi is Life
**[17:36] ---**
...Azumaya Koyuki.
**[17:39] ---**
The how-rich-can-you-be,
winner-in-life elite girl...
**[17:42] ---**
F-F-F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[17:45] ---**
...Nishizawa Momoka.
**[17:46] ---**
So you appear at last, foolish Pekoponians!
**[17:50] ---**
Look out! He's different from normal
this late at night!
**[17:53] ---**
That knowledge won't help
any of you defeat late-night me.
**[17:59] ---**
Nightgero nightgero.
**[18:04] ---**
Nightgero nightgero.
**[18:08] ---**
Hey! Now's not the time for that!
**[18:11] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[18:12] ---**
But I'm sleepy late at night...
**[18:14] ---**
Even plants and trees are asleep
this late... who can blame you?
**[18:18] ---**
Well, I think I'll take care of
this myself, then.
**[18:20] ---**
Gero?
**[18:21] ---**
That's... the Reality Pen that
makes everything it draws become real!
***SIGN*** Reality Pen
**[18:25] ---**
What are you going to...
**[18:26] ---**
Do you know what 3 of the Cow means?
**[18:31] ---**
Gero?
**[18:32] ---**
The middle of the night, right? About 2 a.m.?
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It means that *too*, but actually...
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...it refers to the time
when three cows run wild!
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He's lying.
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Cows... cows... male cows are bulls...
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What now, Night-time Sergeant Keroro?
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C-Come get me, if you think you can, sir!
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All right, then...
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Take a good look at my super-mega-powered-up
late-night power!
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Nightgero Punch!
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Huh?
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Pink!
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Madam!
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Gero!
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What's going on, sir?!
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Late-night me should be
absolutely flawless...
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Probably that's...
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Gero?
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...like when you think you've come up with
a flawless poem in the middle of the night,
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but when you look at it the next day,
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it's really badly-written...
that kind of thing.
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Ahh... yeah, that happens.
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That's the magic of the late-night.
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So... this feeling of absolute flawlessness
coursing through me...
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...is probably a misapprehension.
***SIGN*** Misapprehension
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Yeah...
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Gero...
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I won't accept that, sir!
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Late-night Keroro Platoon!
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It's showtime, sir!
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L-Late-night...
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...Keroro Platoon...
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Nightgero nightgero.
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Now... tremble in fear, Pekoponians!
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Huh?
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Gero?
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What do you want at this hour?!
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I was just having a nice dream
about late-night snacks...
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Invasion, of course! Late-night invasion!
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They call this "creating a disturbance."
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Do it in the daytime! The daytime!
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Waking up with the sunrise and
going to sleep with the sunset
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is the natural way of living things...
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All-nighters are rough on me at this age...
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Uh, what, at what age,
what's up with all of—huh?
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So?
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L-Lady Mois...
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Night-time Lady Mois...
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Or, like, spring sleep knows no dawn...
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C-Come to think of it,
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I'm kind of getting sleepy myself...
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O-Okay, so...
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Good night, ma'am.
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You mustn't sleep yet, stupid frog.
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Gero?
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By morning...
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...all the junk you scattered around
needs to be packed and cleaned away,
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and I'm not going to allow you
to miss a single piece!
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Understood?
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Y-Yes...
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See you later!
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Sarge?!
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Nightgero nightgero...
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You'll catch a cold if you don't
sleep in your futon.
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Nightgero...
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Good night, Sarge. Sweet dreams.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
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Tsukemono!
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Pickles!
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Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
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Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
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Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
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Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
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Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
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Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
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Heppoko heppiri hacchira
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Yes, sir!
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Iessaa
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If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
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Sumanai koto suru na yo
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Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
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Yamashi no sato abunai
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Go, go, to the edges of the land.
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Yuke yuke chi no hate e
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A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
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You can master it, sir.
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Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
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Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
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Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
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Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
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Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
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O-naka ga hette wa make desu
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Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
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Yoroshiku suimin
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Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
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Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
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Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
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Yoroshiku suimin
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She's stuck on me!
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Kuttsuichatta
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Corporal Giroro here.
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The reason the invasion of
Pekopon goes nowhere is...
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"I'm a singing, dancing invader, sir!"
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...*his* fault!
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Invasions are about force of arms!
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Big ships, big guns!
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Never mind that!
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It's inconvenient not having
a cellphone, isn't it?
***SIGN*** To: Natsumi
Subject: Um....
Um
It's me, Giroro
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"Giroro: The Invasion of Pekopon Begins, Sir!"
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"Giroro & Natsumi: Operation Texting, Sir!"
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These two stories. How's that?
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Ge-Gero!