E203 - Keroro: Final Showdown with Shurara, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:36] ---
    I got it! I got the Keron Star!
[01:39] ---
    Now the Keroro Platoon will split up.
[01:42] ---
    And from today, Sergeant Keroro
    will be just an average Keronian.
[01:51] ---
    Keroro: Final Showdown with Shurara, Sir!
[01:57] ---
    G-Gero...
[02:02] ---
    Gero?
[02:05] ---
    It's gone... It's gone!
[02:07] ---
    M-My Keron Star...
[02:10] ---
    The proof of me being commander is gone!
[02:13] ---
    What?!
[02:14] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[02:18] ---
    Since Sergeant Keroro has lost his
    qualification to be commander,
[02:21] ---
    the Keroro Platoon will be stricken
    from the records of the Keron Army.
[02:25] ---
    In other words, I have just
    wiped out the Keroro Platoon.
[02:30] ---
    Gero?!
[02:38] ---
    What is this?!
[02:40] ---
    Double-sided tape!
[02:42] ---
    Huh... The Keron Star was stuck on with tape?
[02:46] ---
    Who does that?!
[02:48] ---
    Then that Keron Star...
[02:50] ---
    ...is a fake?!
[02:52] ---
    Y-You...
[02:54] ---
    ...tricked me!
[02:58] ---
    Come to think of it...
[03:00] ---
    ...I got it dirty when I was
    working on a Gundam model...
[03:03] ---
    Gero-yikes!
[03:06] ---
    ...so I thought I'd throw it
    in the washing machine...
SIGN    Double-sided Tape
[03:08] ---
    ...and put on a fake one in the meantime.
[03:11] ---
    That totally slipped my mind.
[03:15] ---
    In the washing machine, eh?
[03:17] ---
    Then the true Keron Star
    is in the Hinata house!
[03:21] ---
    Gero! D-Did I say something I shouldn't have?
[03:24] ---
    Yes!
[03:26] ---
    Gero!
[03:31] ---
    We must pursue him!
[03:33] ---
    Hurry! Natsumi and the others are in danger!
[03:35] ---
    G-Gero!
[03:38] ---
    These bananas are delicious!
[03:41] ---
    They're souvenirs from Pururu-chan.
[03:42] ---
    She went to Bananacani Park.
[03:45] ---
    Or, like, pleasant furlough?
[03:47] ---
    Anyway, I wonder where
    Keroro and the others went.
[03:58] ---
    What the heck is this?!
[04:02] ---
    My name is Shurara.
[04:04] ---
    I am the leader of a group of ultimate
    assassins, the Shurara Corps.
[04:09] ---
    Shurara? Then...
[04:11] ---
    It was you!
[04:12] ---
    You're the one who sent
    all those weirdos here!
[04:17] ---
    Sis!
[04:18] ---
    Where?! Where is it?!
[04:22] ---
    Where's your washing machine?
[04:24] ---
    Th-The washing machine is...
[04:29] ---
    I just washed those,
     and now they're filthy again!
[04:33] ---
    Where?! Where is it?!
[04:36] ---
    Not here! Not here! I don't see it anywhere!
[04:39] ---
    Natsumi! Are you okay?!
[04:42] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Everyone!
[04:50] ---
    It's good to see that everyone's safe, sir!
[04:52] ---
    And now for the washing machine...
[04:56] ---
    The Keron Star isn't in here!
[04:59] ---
    Gero?! Seriously?!
[05:00] ---
    No, it has to be! It's gotta be in here!
[05:03] ---
    Um, let's see... Gero?
[05:06] ---
    Th-That's...
[05:08] ---
    ...a banana peel?!
[05:09] ---
    In that instant, a fire was lit
    under the sergeant's comedian soul.
[05:14] ---
    It's calling me...
[05:16] ---
    It's calling my name...
[05:18] ---
    This is no time for that!
[05:25] ---
    Gero? N-No...
[05:27] ---
    This feeling...
[05:29] ---
    What is this?!
[05:33] ---
    K-Keron Star!
[05:35] ---
    What?!
[05:36] ---
    Gero!
[05:40] ---
    You're not getting it!
[05:45] ---
    H-He is fast!
[05:47] ---
    You!
[05:50] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[05:53] ---
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[06:03] ---
    Halt!
[06:07] ---
    Enough! You need to learn some manners!
[06:09] ---
    You don't just pulverize a person's house!
[06:12] ---
    A hypodermic needle?
[06:14] ---
    Gero!
[06:16] ---
    I got it!
[06:18] ---
    You!
[06:21] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[06:23] ---
    Gero!
[06:34] ---
    Ow...
[06:34] ---
    Pururu-chan!
[06:35] ---
    Pururu-chan? It's you...
[06:39] ---
    Y-You're Pururu-chan!
    I... I don't believe it...
[06:43] ---
    I never expected to meet you here...
[06:46] ---
    Gero? You know Pururu-chan?
[06:49] ---
    I do. I do. I know her well!
[06:52] ---
    I've known her for years,
    and years, and years!
[06:59] ---
    That's right. Pururu-chan and I
[07:02] ---
    were classmates at the
    Keron Army Cadet Training School.
[07:08] ---
    One day, long ago...
[07:12] ---
    Oh, are you hurt?
[07:14] ---
    I'll put a band-aid on.
[07:18] ---
    I was on cloud nine.
[07:21] ---
    However...
[07:25] ---
    I got hurt, too!
[07:28] ---
    Then I'll give you a shot, too.
[07:30] ---
    Gero?!
[07:32] ---
    Don't! Please!
[07:33] ---
    Come back here!
[07:35] ---
    At the time, I was plunged
    into the depths of despair.
[07:43] ---
    Then...
[07:45] ---
    ...maybe you're Shirara-kun?
[07:47] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    I remember a guy by that name.
[07:50] ---
    Were you childhood friends with
    Mr. Sergeant and the others?
[07:53] ---
    Hmm, were we?
[07:54] ---
    Hey!
[07:55] ---
    That's right! I remember you, Shirara-kun!
[07:59] ---
    Don't call me by that name!
[08:01] ---
    Shirara no longer exists in this world.
[08:06] ---
    Yes. I have been reborn.
[08:12] ---
    Yes, it was on the day that I encountered
[08:16] ---
    this Keromet.
[08:21] ---
    It contained limitless hidden power.
[08:25] ---
    I made an oath then.
[08:28] ---
    That I would one day have
    vengeance upon Keroro.
[08:37] ---
    I am the Alpha and the Omega.
[08:46] ---
    In order to settle a grudge
    that I could not...
[08:52] ---
    I see.
[08:53] ---
    You formed a league of assassins
    to get revenge on the commander.
[08:58] ---
    Then the one who hired them to
    eliminate the Keroro Platoon...
[09:01] ---
    ...was the boss himself, Shurara-dono.
[09:04] ---
    In the end, it's Keroro's fault.
[09:07] ---
    That's right! You're to blame,
    Sergeant Keroro.
[09:11] ---
    You!
[09:15] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[09:17] ---
    Sergeant Keroro has made
    a complete comeback, sir!
[09:23] ---
    Give it up already!
[09:25] ---
    Holding a grudge like that
    after all these years...
[09:29] ---
    You're just wasting your life.
[09:31] ---
    Um...
[09:32] ---
    Hey...
[09:32] ---
    You need to turn over a new leaf
    and start living a decent life.
SIGN    Dazed...
[09:36] ---
    Silence!
[09:38] ---
    Again! Again you make me look like a fool!
[09:43] ---
    This will not stand!
    I will not let this stand!
[09:46] ---
    Gero! That Keromet...
[09:48] ---
    For some reason,
    it's shooting out rough sketches!
[09:51] ---
    W-What is this?! What's going on?!
[09:57] ---
    Shirara-kun?
[09:58] ---
    Leave it to Mois!
SIGN    Armageddon
[10:04] ---
    Armageddon!
[10:05] ---
    One one-millionth!
[10:13] ---
    Gero!
[10:14] ---
    It keeps getting bigger!
[10:16] ---
    It absorbed the energy of Armageddon?!
[10:19] ---
    That woman made it even worse!
[10:21] ---
    This is bad. This is very bad.
[10:24] ---
    If we don't rocket him into space shortly,
[10:27] ---
    Pekopon's gonna get eaten.
[10:29] ---
    What?!
[10:35] ---
    The Keron Army's special A class
    dangerous object #21.
[10:39] ---
    In other words, Keromet's real identity
[10:41] ---
    is a planet-eater that has devoured planets
    throughout the universe for eons.
[10:46] ---
    Planet-eater?
[10:48] ---
    Yes.
[10:50] ---
    Together with the person it possessed,
    this thing travels from planet to planet...
[10:56] ---
    ...and when it finds a delicious-looking world,
    it reveals its true nature
[10:59] ---
    and eats that planet whole!
[11:01] ---
    I can't believe a dangerous object
    like that was buried on Keron.
[11:08] ---
    Knock it off! Calm down!
[11:11] ---
    No matter what we do,
    it intends to eat Pekopon!
[11:14] ---
    Don't let go of it!
[11:17] ---
    Roger!
[11:30] ---
    Ouch...
[11:32] ---
    Gero!
[11:35] ---
    Gero?!
[11:37] ---
    A-At this rate, Pekopon will be
    eaten before we can invade it!
[11:43] ---
    But not if we can help it!
[11:46] ---
    Gero!
[11:53] ---
    Gero!
[11:55] ---
    Oh, no! We're in serious gero-trouble!
[12:14] ---
    Gero...
[12:19] ---
    Gero?!
[12:25] ---
    G-Gero?!
[12:27] ---
    Gero!
[12:30] ---
    Gero!
[12:32] ---
    Th-This is...
[12:39] ---
    Gero?!
[12:43] ---
    G-Gero?
[12:49] ---
    Gero!
[12:52] ---
    G-Gero...
[12:55] ---
    Gero?
[13:01] ---
    W-What is it?
[13:06] ---
    W-What?!
[13:14] ---
    The star performer makes
    a grand entrance! Click!
[13:24] ---
    W-What is this robot?!
[13:26] ---
    Isn't it obvious? The latest,
    strongest new type of robot,
[13:29] ---
    developed to invade Pekopon!
[13:31] ---
    And now, please listen to a song.
    "The Guardian Dog Samba."
[13:34] ---
    Guardian dog?!
    If you had this the whole time,
[13:37] ---
    why didn't you bring it out before?!
[13:39] ---
    When Robot #1 is in a pinch,
[13:41] ---
    Robot #2, a new type, comes flying in.
[13:43] ---
    It is a convention of the robot genre!
[13:46] ---
    You're really into this, huh, Dororo-kun?
[13:51] ---
    For the sake of the world and all in it,
[13:52] ---
    the Keroro Platoon will shatter
    Keromet's unbridled ambition!
[13:56] ---
    If you don't fear this gleaming Keron Star...
[13:59] ---
    ...come and get some!
[14:03] ---
    Gero! It really is coming!
[14:06] ---
    Naturally!
[14:07] ---
    All right!
[14:11] ---
    Keron Missiles!
[14:25] ---
    Keron Punch!
[14:36] ---
    Keron Fire!
[14:44] ---
    Wow! It's totally strong!
    Totally huge! An awesome robot!
[14:49] ---
    Gero gero!
[14:51] ---
    The way we're going,
    we'll take it out in no time!
[14:53] ---
    Wait, Keroro-kun!
[14:54] ---
    Gero?
[14:55] ---
    Shirara-kun...
[14:57] ---
    Help Shirara-kun,
    who's a prisoner inside there!
[15:00] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[15:02] ---
    I guess Keromet swallowed him up?
[15:05] ---
    Eyesight Identification Beam! Fire!
[15:12] ---
    I have located Shirara-kun!
[15:14] ---
    Now I remember! He's the one!
    From the cadet training school!
[15:17] ---
    You finally remember him?
[15:19] ---
    He looks just as he did back then...
[15:22] ---
    Probably the effect of Keromet,
    which he always wore.
[15:24] ---
    All right! Let's charge!
[15:27] ---
    Kero Max, activated!
[15:39] ---
    Turn right there! And then straight on!
[15:41] ---
    Now left!
[15:44] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[15:46] ---
    Are you watching my magnificent
    piloting technique?!
[15:49] ---
    Something's coming!
[15:51] ---
    Gero?
[15:51] ---
    Leave it to us!
[15:53] ---
    Let's go!
[16:01] ---
    What the...?!
[16:02] ---
    I can't move!
[16:04] ---
    It's Keromet's formidable security system!
[16:07] ---
    This is no time to be impressed!
    At this rate...
[16:09] ---
    Commander-dono! Open!
[16:11] ---
    Gero? Open, you mean...
[16:14] ---
    ...we can split apart?
[16:16] ---
    Then...
[16:19] ---
    Open Keroro!
[16:38] ---
    Gero! Success!
[16:41] ---
    And this is cool!
[16:42] ---
    Mobility, attacking force, and defensive
    capability have all been increased!
[16:47] ---
    I see!
[16:49] ---
    And the name is Keroro Robo Mark II, right?
[16:52] ---
    We don't have time to stand around
    marveling at it, Keroro!
[16:54] ---
    Gero!
[16:55] ---
    Leave this to me!
[16:58] ---
    Hurry up and get Shirara-kun!
[16:59] ---
    Roger Wilco, sir!
[17:11] ---
    He's at the end of this passage!
[17:14] ---
    The goal is right before us!
[17:16] ---
    Gero!
[17:18] ---
    Now you're annoying me! Enough!
[17:23] ---
    Forbidden playtime!
[17:31] ---
    Commander! Try pushing the
    red button on the right.
[17:34] ---
    Gero? Um...
[17:35] ---
    This one?
[17:42] ---
    Wow! It can do this, too?!
[17:44] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! Hurry!
[17:46] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[17:49] ---
    Gero!
[17:55] ---
    Shurara!
[17:57] ---
    I mean, Shirara!
[17:59] ---
    I've come to save you! Hello?
[18:02] ---
    Gero?
[18:04] ---
    Sheesh! Fine time to take a nap!
[18:10] ---
    The rescue mission is a success.
[18:13] ---
    Gero!
[18:17] ---
    Something's happening!
[18:19] ---
    The defensive walls have activated!
[18:21] ---
    It means to trap us in here!
[18:24] ---
    Gero!
[18:29] ---
    Yeah!
[18:33] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[18:35] ---
    Pururu-chan!
[18:38] ---
    Take care of Shirara, ma'am!
[18:40] ---
    What about you?
[18:41] ---
    I'm gonna kick that glutton's butt!
[18:47] ---
    Keroro Robo Combination!
[18:49] ---
    One!
[18:50] ---
    Two!
[18:51] ---
    Three!
[18:52] ---
    Four!
[18:52] ---
    Five!
[18:53] ---
    Cross!
[18:54] ---
    Pentagon!
[19:17] ---
    Ultimate Combined God!
[19:20] ---
    God Keron!
[19:23] ---
    I've prepared something
    I think you'll like, Commander!
[19:30] ---
    Beam sabers,
    just like with my Gundam models!
[19:37] ---
    My beams...
[19:39] ---
    ...stretch out straight...
[19:40] ---
    ...to take you down...
[19:42] ---
    ...and shine brilliantly...
[19:43] ---
    ...by borrowing the power of Keron's star!
[19:45] ---
    Now! Our secret weapon!
[19:51] ---
    Great Resonance Blade! Keron Star Slash!
[20:08] ---
    They did it!
[20:13] ---
    I'm glad you're all right.
[20:16] ---
    Pururu-chan...
[20:22] ---
    Pururu-chan!
[20:24] ---
    There, there.
[20:31] ---
    I'm sorry, Keroro-kun.
[20:33] ---
    I've caused so much trouble...
[20:35] ---
    No, I think I'm the one
    who needs to apologize.
[20:41] ---
    So what are you going to do now?
[20:43] ---
    Return to Keron and start over
    at the cadet training school.
[20:48] ---
    I'll drop Shirara-kun off on Keron.
[20:51] ---
    Well, I guess everything's
    tied up with a bow.
[20:55] ---
    Not quite!
[20:56] ---
    Gero!
[20:57] ---
    Haven't you forgotten something?!
[20:59] ---
    I'm counting on you to fix the house, Sarge.
[21:02] ---
    I'll tell you one thing,
    we're not going to help.
[21:05] ---
    All of this is your fault in the first place.
[21:08] ---
    As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
[21:12] ---
    G-Gero!
[21:19] ---
    Thus, the eternal war with
    the Shurara Corps was over.
[21:24] ---
    However...
[21:30] ---
    ...you may be the next person
    to wear the Keromet.
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    I'm 556!
SIGN    Delicious Wheat Gluten Wheat Gluten
[23:08] ---
    I'm Lavie!
SIGN    Harumi
[23:09] ---
    Bro, you're finally going
    to make your mech debut!
[23:12] ---
    That's right! A high-tech body
    and a supercomputer brain!
SIGN    Due to circumstances,
    we're closing up shop
    for the time being.
    - Manager
[23:15] ---
    You won't get away,
    yon cat that ate the fish!
[23:18] ---
    That aside, do you like chikuwabu?
[23:22] ---
    Robo 556, Sir!
[23:25] ---
    Keroro & Natsumi:
    Shelter from the Rain, Sir!
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!