E172 - Alisa & Fuyuki: UMA vs. Dangal, Sir!
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
"Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN Schlorp
[01:33] ---
We're not catching anything, brother...
SIGN Hahahahaha!
[01:41] ---
What's this?! I've got a big one, Lavie!
SIGN Here it is!
[01:43] ---
Bring it in, brother!
[01:45] ---
I'm gonna get it!
[01:48] ---
Do your best, brother!
SIGN Storage Unit
[01:50] ---
A storage unit!
SIGN Disappointment
SIGN Hahahahaha!
[02:10] ---
It looks like we were too late.
[02:12] ---
Yes...
[02:14] ---
But it is definitely around here...
[02:20] ---
Alisa & Fuyuki: UMA vs. Dangal, Sir!
[02:26] ---
We've come again this year
to Hicksville Beach.
[02:32] ---
Th-This is...
SIGN Hicksville Beach
[02:34] ---
It seems somehow different this year.
[02:38] ---
This place has changed a lot
since we were last here.
[02:42] ---
It's changed too much.
[02:44] ---
I see.
SIGN Dangal, soon to be a Hollywood major motion picture
[02:46] ---
This seems to be the cause.
[02:49] ---
Dangal, with a Hollywood movie
adaptation coming out soon!
[02:52] ---
Gero!
[02:53] ---
Really?
[02:54] ---
How stupid...
SIGN Dangal
[02:56] ---
Do you remember Dangal?
SIGN Zeta Dangal
[02:59] ---
Back during the Gundam model boom,
it was a knockoff,
SIGN Double Zeta Dangle
SIGN Knockoff
SIGN Three Knockoffs in a Row
SIGN Super Mobile Battleship Dangal
SIGN Member Dan Ikeda
SIGN Super Mobile Battleship Dangal
[03:05] ---
but now it's really popular
among a subset of die-hard fans.
SIGN Member Romi Yamada
SIGN Super Mobile Battleship Dangal
SIGN Colonel George Yamanaka
SIGN Popsicles
[03:09] ---
Still, a Hollywood movie?
[03:12] ---
That's Hicksville Beach for you!
[03:14] ---
People all over the world have
gathered here for Dangal!
[03:19] ---
And I've received an invitation, sir.
SIGN Super Mobile Battleship Dangal Cosplay Contest
[03:23] ---
Is Hollywood so bereft of ideas that
they're depending on that ripoff?
[03:28] ---
It should be interesting to see
[03:30] ---
how much of the original Dangal's quality
the Hollywood version will be able to capture.
[03:34] ---
Gero?
[03:35] ---
Ow!
[03:36] ---
Are you okay, Mr. Sergeant?
[03:39] ---
What is this?!
SIGN Hollywood Dangal (Unit 01)
[03:41] ---
There it is! The Hollywood version of Dangal!
[03:45] ---
It's totally different.
[03:47] ---
They don't understand the
virtues of the original!
[03:50] ---
Or, like, sudden changes?
[03:53] ---
Well, it happens a lot.
SIGN Dangal
[03:59] ---
All right. I'll just relax
until the contest tonight.
[04:03] ---
Here, Uncle.
[04:08] ---
Hey!
[04:09] ---
I'm trying to catch some rays here,
so would you move your shadow...
[04:13] ---
Gero!
[04:19] ---
Well, well, Lady Alisa.
You seem to be in excellent spirits.
[04:23] ---
Fuyuki, did it follow you, too?
[04:26] ---
It...?
[04:28] ---
What is this about?
[04:29] ---
A-Actually...
[04:31] ---
As I supposed, they seem
to gather around you.
[04:35] ---
Hey, this is bad.
[04:37] ---
If other aliens see us here...
[04:40] ---
It would be a pain if there's a commotion.
[04:43] ---
Now that it's come to this, it's probably
safest to keep a close eye on her.
[04:52] ---
Alisa-chan!
[04:54] ---
Relax, relax!
[04:56] ---
Here I go!
[04:58] ---
We're ready for you!
[05:01] ---
There!
[05:04] ---
Alisa-chan, go!
[05:09] ---
Huh?
[05:14] ---
Yeah!
[05:15] ---
Serving ace!
[05:17] ---
Um, you don't dodge the ball...
[05:22] ---
You don't?
[05:23] ---
Yay!
[05:24] ---
You two!
[05:25] ---
Bring it on!
[05:25] ---
You taught Alisa-chan
the wrong rules, didn't you?!
[05:29] ---
This is a competition.
No matter what methods we resort to...
[05:31] ---
All that matters is winning.
[05:35] ---
What are you so obsessed with?
[05:37] ---
Okay, one more time!
[05:40] ---
Again!
[05:45] ---
Gero?!
[05:45] ---
Tama?!
[05:49] ---
U-Um, you don't stab the ball...
[05:52] ---
It seems that's not the rule, Daddy.
[05:55] ---
S-Sorry. Reflexes.
[05:58] ---
This just in.
[05:59] ---
A follow-up report on the multiple
occurrences of overturned fishing boats
[06:02] ---
off the coast of the Japan Sea.
[06:04] ---
This morning, two more fishing boats,
[06:08] ---
Eikoumaru and Bingomaru,
SIGN UMAs All Over the World
[06:11] ---
were found overturned near Odojima.
[06:14] ---
All of the crew members were found
[06:16] ---
floating nearby in lifeboats,
[06:19] ---
and there were no casualties.
[06:19] ---
Whoa! Alisa-chan!
[06:21] ---
Don't scare me!
[06:24] ---
Why aren't you playing with
everyone else, Fuyuki?
[06:28] ---
You don't want to play with me?
[06:30] ---
Th-That's not...
[06:37] ---
What kind of game is this?
[06:39] ---
Just watch.
[06:42] ---
All right, finished!
[06:44] ---
This is a UMA
[06:45] ---
called a Matsudodon, sighted in Chiba.
[06:48] ---
I know.
[06:50] ---
I caught it last week.
[06:52] ---
R-Really...
[06:55] ---
I thought I'd search for it next time...
[06:58] ---
Well, do you know this one?
[07:01] ---
It's called an Emela-ntouka.
[07:04] ---
I caught it in Africa.
[07:07] ---
You hunted that one down, too?
[07:09] ---
I wanted to see it.
[07:12] ---
Okay, how about this? Mokele-mbembe.
[07:15] ---
That one was kind of strong.
[07:17] ---
O-Oh...
[07:20] ---
Then Mbielu-Mbielu-Mbielu?
[07:23] ---
Not as tough as it appears.
[07:30] ---
Alisa, with UMAs...
[07:32] ---
I mean, the Dark Race,
you have to catch them all?
[07:36] ---
That's right.
[07:37] ---
That's necessary
[07:40] ---
for me to become human.
[07:42] ---
I see...
[07:45] ---
Fuyuki!
[07:47] ---
We're going back to the hotel!
[07:50] ---
Got it!
[07:52] ---
Let's go, Alisa-chan!
[07:54] ---
Okay.
[08:05] ---
The government has released a statement
[08:08] ---
about the overturned fishing boats,
stating that...
[08:09] ---
Oh, Mom?
[08:11] ---
Listen...
[08:12] ---
...the series of overturned crafts...
[08:20] ---
A doppelganger?
SIGN Ah!
SIGN Ding ding!
SIGN Palm Tree
[08:45] ---
Palm tree?
SIGN Ding ding!
SIGN Potato
[08:52] ---
Potato?
SIGN Ding ding!
SIGN Pump Pot
[08:57] ---
Pump pot?
SIGN Ding ding!
SIGN Ball
[09:01] ---
Ball?
SIGN Lima
[09:04] ---
Lima...
SIGN Ding ding!
SIGN Bottle Cap
[09:09] ---
Bottle cap?
SIGN Ding ding!
[09:10] ---
Okay, now try putting them all
together, but in Japanese.
SIGN "I... am here... to... help... you."
[09:15] ---
A... yashi...
[09:17] ---
...imo... ja...
[09:19] ---
...rima... sen...
[09:27] ---
Sis...
[09:32] ---
Daddy!
[09:33] ---
Right!
[09:38] ---
What's wrong, Na...
[09:46] ---
What was that?
[09:48] ---
It's what Alisa-chan was chasing...
[09:52] ---
Hey, Fuyuki!
SIGN Dangal Cosplay Contest
[09:56] ---
I'm one of the judges, Melody Honey!
SIGN Dangal Cosplay Contest
[09:59] ---
The winner of this contest
[10:01] ---
will get a part in the
Hollywood version of Dangal!
SIGN Participant Waiting Room Dangal Production Committee Office
[10:07] ---
Gero gerori!
[10:08] ---
I'm totally ready! I'll win this
and make my Hollywood debut!
[10:13] ---
Commander-dono...
[10:14] ---
I really have to wear this?
[10:17] ---
Well, there's no other choice.
[10:19] ---
Giroro suddenly disappeared.
[10:23] ---
Next, entry number 25, come on out!
[10:27] ---
Showtime!
SIGN Dangal Cosplay Contest
[10:38] ---
Let's give them a round of applause!
[10:44] ---
I'm Dangal's pilot, Dan!
SIGN Dan Ikeda
[10:49] ---
I'm Zeta Dangal's pilot, Romi!
SIGN Romi Yamada
[10:53] ---
I'm Double Zeta Dangal's pilot,
George Yamanaka!
SIGN George Yamanaka
[10:57] ---
Or, like, crossdressed beauty?
[10:59] ---
And it all started here!
[11:01] ---
I am the first Dangal!
SIGN Super Mobile Battleship Dangal
SIGN Victory is ours!
[11:07] ---
We have this in the bag.
[11:09] ---
No! That's not Dangal!
SIGN Huh? Huh? What? What?
[11:12] ---
I won't tolerate this ripoff!
SIGN Ripoff
[11:15] ---
Ripoff?!
[11:16] ---
That's totally different from the Hollywood
version and the characters' outfits!
[11:21] ---
Gero... Seriously?!
[11:25] ---
The Japan side should call off
the Hollywood version!
[11:28] ---
This isn't even a Dangal in the first place!
[11:32] ---
Ow!
[11:37] ---
G-Gero...
[11:44] ---
What are you?
[11:52] ---
Be careful!
[11:53] ---
Alisa-chan!
[11:54] ---
That's a member of the Dark Race!
SIGN Dangal Cosplay Contest
[12:08] ---
Sheesh...
[12:10] ---
Where did Fuyuki go?
[12:17] ---
Alisa-chan...
[12:19] ---
I think he's trying to tell me something.
[12:29] ---
See? He wants to say something.
[12:35] ---
Tooth?
SIGN Tooth
SIGN Ding ding!
[12:40] ---
Bow?
SIGN Arrow
[12:43] ---
Arrow!
SIGN Ding ding!
SIGN Meat
[12:52] ---
Meat?
SIGN Ding ding!
SIGN Country
[12:56] ---
Country!
SIGN Ding ding!
SIGN Geh
[13:03] ---
Geh...
SIGN Ding ding!
SIGN Hand
[13:09] ---
Hand!
SIGN Ding ding!
[13:12] ---
All right, if you put them
together in Japanese?
[13:17] ---
What is this?
[13:19] ---
Maybe it was a difficult one...
[13:23] ---
I think ha-ya-ku-ni-ge-te,
[13:27] ---
"quickly escape,"
is what he's trying to say.
[13:31] ---
Escape?
[13:33] ---
What do you mean?
[13:39] ---
Daddy!
[13:40] ---
It seems there is another member
of the Dark Race here.
[13:45] ---
Huh? He's gone!
[13:47] ---
Get to a safe place, Fuyuki!
[13:49] ---
Alisa-chan!
[13:52] ---
Gero!
[14:05] ---
Great! The Dangal is moving!
[14:07] ---
That's Hollywood for you!
[14:09] ---
Nobody told me about this sideshow!
[14:13] ---
Stupid frog!
[14:14] ---
Kero-chan! What's happening?
[14:16] ---
That's what I want to know!
[14:21] ---
Gero!
[14:26] ---
Gero...
[14:36] ---
Lady Alisa!
[14:39] ---
Giroro!
[14:41] ---
Tama-chan!
[14:42] ---
Gero! Save me, too!
[14:45] ---
Keroro, do you copy?!
[14:47] ---
Gero?
[14:48] ---
There are too many people around!
[14:50] ---
Lead them towards the sea!
[14:52] ---
You can count on me!
[14:56] ---
Hey, ripoff Dangal!
[14:59] ---
You're not half the mech this real Dangal is!
SIGN Now
[15:05] ---
Now!
[15:06] ---
Sergeant Keroro Dangal...
[15:09] ---
...is on his way!
[15:12] ---
I'll show you the power of a true Dangal!
[15:18] ---
The first Dangal vs.
the Hollywood Dangal, Unit 01!
[15:22] ---
The fight of your dreams
is about to take place!
[15:26] ---
Gero?
[15:30] ---
Gero!
[15:32] ---
The Hollywood version won a clear victory.
[15:34] ---
Uncle!
[15:37] ---
Now we can't attack it!
[15:43] ---
Daddy!
[15:44] ---
I-It's more powerful than I imagined!
[15:53] ---
Alisa-chan!
[16:06] ---
Fuyuki!
[16:11] ---
You're...
[16:19] ---
Fuyuki, are you okay?
[16:21] ---
Yeah.
[16:22] ---
We're going after it!
[16:38] ---
That's a Humanoid!
[16:40] ---
Humanoid?
[16:41] ---
Yeah!
[16:47] ---
That's a Human!
[16:49] ---
Human?
[16:50] ---
A Humanoid and a Human.
[16:52] ---
They're relatively new UMAs that people have
been talking about these past several years.
SIGN Humanoids North Pole
[16:57] ---
Words has it that Japanese
whaling ships have seen them.
[17:00] ---
Humanoids have been sighted
near the North Pole.
SIGN Humans South Pole
[17:04] ---
And what are called Humans
have been sighted
[17:07] ---
near the South Pole.
[17:09] ---
North Pole and South Pole, eh?
[17:11] ---
I see.
[17:13] ---
I know what they are.
SIGN Humanoids
SIGN Humans
[17:19] ---
They're primitive alien life forms.
[17:23] ---
They probably hitched a ride on meteors millions
of years ago and came crashing to Pekopon.
[17:30] ---
When they did collide with Pekopon,
[17:32] ---
most of them couldn't adapt to the
changing environment and died out,
SIGN North Pole
[17:35] ---
so only the ones that landed
at the North Pole and South Pole
SIGN South Pole
[17:38] ---
had the good fortune to be able
to survive in the ice.
[17:45] ---
They meant to live a secret, quiet life
unknown to the world at large...
[17:50] ---
...but then there was a big deal
about them being UMAs.
[17:53] ---
They became desperate and
started doing evil deeds.
[17:58] ---
I see...
SIGN UMAs All Over the World
[18:00] ---
So the recent increase of fishing boat
accidents was caused by the Humans.
[18:04] ---
The Humanoid was trying to tell me that.
SIGN Ah!
[18:06] ---
So how are we supposed to take them down?
[18:10] ---
I don't know.
[18:12] ---
Research it, for cryin' out loud!
[18:15] ---
Impossible.
[18:17] ---
Meanwhile, the sergeant is still
inside the UMA known as a Human.
[18:22] ---
Gero... Where am I?
[18:24] ---
Am I... in the stomach
of the Hollywood Dangal?!
SIGN Hahahahahahahaha!
[18:30] ---
Gero?
[18:31] ---
That voice...
[18:34] ---
Why, if it isn't Keroro!
Good of you to come!
[18:37] ---
I'm sorry for suddenly showing up! I'm sorry!
[18:40] ---
556 and Lady Lavie!
[18:42] ---
I didn't think I'd see you here!
[18:44] ---
Let's escape from here together!
[18:46] ---
Escape?
[18:48] ---
Why do we need to escape?
SIGN Flap Flap Flap Flap
[18:51] ---
We've got all the fish we can eat right here!
[18:55] ---
Why is there tuna here?
[18:56] ---
Brother! I understand your feelings about
not wanting to lose this comfortable lifestyle,
[19:01] ---
but right now, we should help our friend!
SIGN Friend
[19:06] ---
Friend...
[19:07] ---
That's right!
[19:09] ---
We're friends...
[19:12] ---
Friends!
[19:13] ---
556!
[19:15] ---
Keroro!
SIGN Friend
[19:21] ---
Brother!
SIGN Adhesion
[19:23] ---
Adhesion!
[19:32] ---
Space Detective 556!
SIGN Space Detective 556
[19:40] ---
Look! One of them's slowed down!
[19:43] ---
Daddy!
[19:45] ---
Alisa-chan!
[19:50] ---
Do your best, brother!
[19:54] ---
Keroro! Don't forget your promise!
[19:57] ---
Leave it to me!
[19:59] ---
I'll fix you up with a good part-time job!
[20:30] ---
Alisa. Why did you let that one go?
[20:49] ---
Maybe Alisa-chan...
[20:52] ---
...sensed some kind of
kinship with the Humanoid?
SIGN The End
[21:11] ---
Wait a second. Haven't
you forgotten something?
[21:17] ---
G-Gero!
[21:19] ---
Help!
[21:21] ---
Gero!
[21:21] ---
Keroro!
[21:22] ---
This is so comfortable!
[21:24] ---
Now we'll never get hungry again!
[21:30] ---
Good for us, brother!
[21:32] ---
Gero!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
Fuyuki here.
[23:08] ---
The Kappa legend exists all over Japan.
[23:11] ---
I think it's proof that
many aliens like Sarge
SIGN Kappa Pond Legend has it that the Kappa are longtime residents here.
[23:14] ---
have been coming here for a long time.
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
[23:17] ---
Maybe they even exist among us?
[23:20] ---
That aside, is One-eyed
Dragon Capu a new TV show?
[23:25] ---
"Keroro: Yamato and Capu, Sire!"
[23:29] ---
It's a full-length episode! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
No comments to display
No comments to display