E57 - Dororo: The Counterattack is Mine, Sir! / Giant Frog vs. Great Monsters of the South Seas, Sir!

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[00:01] ---
    You despicable Keronians!
[00:04] ---
    This is a Keronian problem.
[00:06] ---
    Help me, Jabariser!
[00:07] ---
    Everyone! I am coming!
[00:09] ---
    Just lay my left hand alongside it...
[00:12] ---
    I won't let you
    lay your left hand alongside it!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:46] ---
    The vicious alien, Viper!
[01:48] ---
    To Keronians, he was a natural enemy,
[01:50] ---
    and he was truly overwhelmingly powerful.
[01:55] ---
    However...
[02:00] ---
    Together, the five of us are...
[02:02] ---
    ...the Keroro Platoon!
[02:03] ---
    With the Keroro Platoon
    unexpectedly coming together again...
[02:07] ---
    I feel like I have to get hit!
[02:10] ---
    I feel like I have to explode!
[02:10] ---
    He was tragically defeated!
[02:16] ---
    Thus, the menace that was Viper,
     their old enemy, passed.
[02:21] ---
    But...
[02:24] ---
    Curse you, Keroro Platoon!
[02:26] ---
    You killed my younger brother.
    You despicable Keronians!
[02:30] ---
    Tamama!
[02:30] ---
    Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
[02:31] ---
    I will be the one to crush you!
[02:32] ---
    Giroro!
[02:33] ---
    Keroro!
[02:37] ---
    Just lay my left hand alongside it...
SIGN    Just lay my left hand alongside it...
[02:41] ---
    In particular, this blue Keronian...
[02:44] ---
    I'll make sure he suffers
    a special kind of hell!
[02:54] ---
    A new character has appeared!
SIGN    Natural Enemy Alien: Viper (Elder Brother)
[02:56] ---
    Viper, parenthesis "elder brother"!
[02:57] ---
    Just like his younger brother,
    he is, predictably, a cliché villain!
[03:04] ---
    Dororo: The Counterattack is Mine, Sir!
SIGN    57th Keroro Platoon Regular Meeting
[03:09] ---
    Well, so...
[03:11] ---
    There don't seem to be any
    noteworthy topics for discussion,
[03:13] ---
    so that will be all for today's
    regular meeting, sir.
[03:16] ---
    Hold it, hold it!
[03:18] ---
    What about new ideas on
    how to carry out the invasion?!
[03:20] ---
    A report is currently being put
    together on that matter, sir.
[03:23] ---
    Huh?!
SIGN    Meeting in Progress
[03:24] ---
    So, that will be all for today's
    regular meeting, sir.
[03:28] ---
    What?!
[03:29] ---
    There are plenty of other topics
    up for discussion!
[03:31] ---
    What's going on with the invasion budget?!
[03:33] ---
    A report is currently being put
    together on that matter, sir.
[03:36] ---
    So, that will be all for today's
    regular meeting, sir.
[03:40] ---
    Are you mocking me, jerkface?!
[03:42] ---
    A report is currently being put
    together on that matter, sir.
[03:42] ---
    Shut up! Quit saying the same thing
    over and over again!
[03:45] ---
    A report is currently being put together...
[03:49] ---
    A report... is currently... being put...
[03:53] ---
    What the?!
[03:54] ---
    That's one of my copy robots.
[03:57] ---
    A c-copy?!
[03:59] ---
    Where did the real thing go?!
[04:00] ---
    Tamama!
SIGN    Eep!
[04:01] ---
    I... I do not know!
[04:04] ---
    Mr. Sergeant going to see the
    Jabariser Show at the amusement park
[04:07] ---
    is something I will not tell
    you about, even if it kills me!
[04:09] ---
    Aw, and there he goes,
    totally revealing everything.
[04:09] ---
    I will never, ever tell you!
[04:12] ---
    In the meantime,
    as for what Viper was up to...
[04:17] ---
    Are we going with the predictably
    cliché attack on the amusement park?
[04:19] ---
    Such a cliché plan is inconceivable!
[04:22] ---
    Unlike my younger brother,
[04:23] ---
    I do not have a foolish weakness,
[04:25] ---
    such as a passion for
    tokusatsu sentai shows!
[04:29] ---
    Ultra-Spirit!
[04:30] ---
    Jabariser!
SIGN    Yay!
SIGN    Woohoo!
SIGN    Woohoo! Woohoo! Yay! Yay!
[04:32] ---
    Woohoo! Jabariser!
[04:36] ---
    This is where it's at with
    hero shows, sir!
[04:39] ---
    This live performance where the stage
    and audience become as one!
[04:44] ---
    Let us go, Plum Eel Monster!
[04:47] ---
    This is the end of Jabariser!
[04:47] ---
    Stop! Don't do this!
[04:49] ---
    Capture all the little ones in the hall!
[04:55] ---
    I have been captured, sir!
[04:57] ---
    Help me, Jabariser!
[04:59] ---
    Quiet!
[05:00] ---
    Gero?
[05:01] ---
    A gun for a left hand?
[05:02] ---
    C-Could it be you're...
[05:04] ---
    I'm the elder brother of Viper,
    whom you defeated!
[05:07] ---
    Gero! No way! Wait! Time out!
[05:09] ---
    Help!
[05:10] ---
    Giroro! Tamama! Kululu!
[05:13] ---
    Jabariser!
[05:14] ---
    I've already fully researched
    all of your weaknesses!
[05:17] ---
    I'm going to do away with the
    whole lot of you in one fell swoop!
[05:21] ---
    I swear! Jabariser, my foot!
[05:24] ---
    Not only Gundam models,
[05:26] ---
    now he's gotta be
    into something like that, too?
[05:29] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[05:31] ---
    Welcome back, Giroro.
[05:33] ---
    Say, would you undo the
    zipper on my back real quick?
[05:37] ---
    What did you say?!
[05:38] ---
    Come on, Giroro. Hurry up.
[05:42] ---
    Like this...
[05:44] ---
    D-Don't, Natsumi!
[05:52] ---
    Wow, a house made of sweets!
SIGN    House of Sweets
[05:55] ---
    Could this be from Mr. Sergeant
[05:57] ---
    for not talking about the
    Jabariser Show even if it killed me?
SIGN    Stop!! Do not open! Opening it will mean trouble! No opening this! Danger
[06:04] ---
    "Do not open this."
SIGN    Danger
[06:06] ---
    Is that so?
SIGN    Kukukukuku...
[06:08] ---
    When you're told that...
SIGN    Stop!! Do not open! Opening it will mean trouble! No opening this! Danger
[06:10] ---
    ...it makes you want to open it,
     no matter what.
[06:15] ---
    My glasses, my glasses...
[06:21] ---
    Slurp, slurp.
[06:22] ---
    Slurp, slurp.
[06:30] ---
    That's...!
[06:31] ---
    Viper!
[06:32] ---
    I have four of the Keroro Platoon members!
[06:35] ---
    Save us, Jabariser!
[06:37] ---
    Keroro-kun! Everyone!
[06:39] ---
    If you value their lives,
    come to my hideout!
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Current Location
[06:47] ---
    Oh, no! We have to rescue them, quick!
[06:49] ---
    Lady Koyuki, this is a Keronian problem.
[06:53] ---
    I cannot involve you in this!
[06:55] ---
    Pardon!
SIGN    Poof!
[06:57] ---
    Dororo!
[06:59] ---
    Keroro-kun! Everyone! I am coming!
SIGN    Hideout
    This Way
[07:05] ---
    This must be it.
[07:06] ---
    Hideout of Viper, parenthesis
    "elder brother." Talk about easy to spot!
[07:11] ---
    So you've come with no regard
    for your safety, Blue Keronian!
[07:14] ---
    Oh, Dororo! Save us!
SIGN    Mecha cobras attack!!
[07:20] ---
    Mecha cobras attack!
SIGN    A volley of Dororo's star knives!!
[07:24] ---
    A volley of Dororo's star knives!
SIGN    Terror! A rain of mecha snakes from overhead!!
[07:30] ---
    Terror! A rain of mecha snakes from overhead!
SIGN    Brilliant swordsmanship!!
[07:36] ---
    Brilliant swordsmanship!!
[07:38] ---
    Dororo!
[07:40] ---
    Looks like you've got some skill.
[07:42] ---
    However, I already have
    your weakness researched, too.
[07:45] ---
    I doubt you'll be able to clear the next trap!
[07:50] ---
    Th-This is...
[07:52] ---
    ...the music box I used to treasure!
[07:55] ---
    I loved it so much, but Keroro broke it...
[08:00] ---
    And, not knowing that,
[08:02] ---
    I suspected my little brother
    and lashed out at my mom...
[08:07] ---
    The appearance of this music box
SIGN    Trauma Switch
[08:08] ---
    serves as a trigger
    for Dororo's trauma switch.
[08:12] ---
    And that time, too...
[08:13] ---
    And that time, too... And that time, too...
[08:16] ---
    And that time, too!
SIGN    Trauma Trauma Trauma
[08:22] ---
    That's right! Suffer! Suffer more!
[08:27] ---
    Dororo!
[08:28] ---
    Right then,
[08:29] ---
    a switch flipped in a weird way
    on Sergeant Keroro's trauma, too!
SIGN    Click
[08:33] ---
    Dororo, I'm sorry!
SIGN    Trauma Trauma Trauma
[08:35] ---
    The one who let your precious
    pet green-shelled turtle escape...
[08:40] ---
    ...was me!
[08:42] ---
    Also, the one who ate the
    strawberry on the shortcake
[08:44] ---
    that you'd been saving
     and looking forward to!
[08:46] ---
    And the one who wrote the
    name of the culprit on a page
[08:48] ---
    in the middle of the
    mystery novel you were reading!
[08:51] ---
    The one who used your
    precious commemorative stamp
[08:53] ---
    on a quiz contest postcard, too!
[08:54] ---
    Also, the one who ate the banana that
    was your field trip snack was me, too!
SIGN    Trauma Trauma Trauma...
[08:59] ---
    Dororo!
SIGN    Trauma Trauma Trauma
[09:01] ---
    And that time, too...
[09:02] ---
    And that time, too. Keroro's always...
[09:05] ---
    Dororo, pull yourself together!
[09:06] ---
    Remember!
[09:07] ---
    When we were captured by Viper,
    it was your friends who rescued us!
[09:14] ---
    That is right!
[09:16] ---
    That time, Keroro and the others
[09:18] ---
    ignored the danger to themselves
     and came to save me!
[09:20] ---
    That's right!
    Because they're your friends!
[09:23] ---
    Friends...
[09:28] ---
    Nin!
[09:29] ---
    Now, it is my turn to save everyone!
[09:32] ---
    Dororo!
[09:36] ---
    Wh-What?!
[09:39] ---
    Commander-dono, I have come to rescue you!
[09:42] ---
    Dororo!
[09:42] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[09:43] ---
    You cocky fool!
[09:45] ---
    Here I come!
[09:47] ---
    I won't let you!
[09:56] ---
    Just lay my left hand alongside it...
[09:59] ---
    I won't let you
    lay your left hand alongside it!
[10:03] ---
    What?!
[10:04] ---
    I won't I let you
    lay your left hand alongside it!
[10:07] ---
    Dororo!
[10:10] ---
    Drop dead!
[10:13] ---
    My left hand...
[10:21] ---
    H-How?!
[10:28] ---
    I just laid my left hand alongside it.
[10:30] ---
    Because all I did was lay it there,
[10:32] ---
    its absence is not especially problematic!
[10:34] ---
    That's impossible!
[10:37] ---
    I feel like I should at least explode here!
[10:41] ---
    You did it!
[10:42] ---
    Is everyone all right?!
[10:44] ---
    You saved us!
[10:47] ---
    Dororo!
[10:50] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[10:51] ---
    You did it, Dororo!
[10:53] ---
    Thus, through warrior Dororo's actions,
[10:56] ---
    the menace that was Viper
    parenthesis "elder brother" passed.
[10:59] ---
    Huh?
[11:02] ---
    Since it's come to this, I'll grow gigantic!
[11:05] ---
    Hey! You're still going to keep at it?!
[11:09] ---
    Whoa, what a cliché guy.
[11:11] ---
    Use this.
[11:12] ---
    Ooh, that's...
SIGN    Flash Spoon
[11:14] ---
    ...the flash spoon!
[11:15] ---
    The flash spoon need only be
    gripped and raised skywards,
[11:19] ---
    and it will allow anyone
    to easily grow gigantic.
[11:20] ---
    It is a formidable secret Keron Army item.
[11:27] ---
    Gerocchi!
[11:35] ---
    Th-That's so cheap!
    Growing to double my size!
[11:38] ---
    Darn it! Just you remember this!
[11:41] ---
    You dumb jerks!
[11:44] ---
    Thus, the menace that was the Viper
    passed for sure this time.
[11:48] ---
    However, it is too soon
    to breathe a sigh of relief.
[11:49] ---
    See you again, Mr. Viper!
[11:51] ---
    The Viper clan is probably
    super-duper persistent!
[11:54] ---
    He's bound to come
    back again for revenge!
[11:56] ---
    Don't give up, Keroro Platoon!
    Fight on, Keroro Platoon!
SIGN    Cliché Narration
SIGN    To be continued
[12:17] ---
    What's this giant image on the radar?!
[12:20] ---
    I don't know!
[12:21] ---
    It's shaped like a frog...
[12:26] ---
    What is that?!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
SIGN    Giant Frog vs. Great Monsters of the South Seas, Sir!
[12:41] ---
    Giant Frog vs. Great Monsters
    of the South Seas, Sir!
SIGN    Featuring: Three Giant Seafood Monsters (Squidra, Crabme, Gamoeba)
[12:55] ---
    Wait for me, Nishizawa-san!
[12:57] ---
    Take a look, Fuyuki-kun.
[12:59] ---
    Isn't the view from here just the best?
[13:01] ---
    You're right.
[13:05] ---
    We're finally alone together, Fuyuki-kun.
[13:09] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[13:12] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[13:18] ---
    I have brought the bounty
    of the sea, sir.
[13:21] ---
    Sergeant Keroro grew gigantic in
    the last episode to fight against Viper,
[13:25] ---
    but he has actually yet
    to return to his former size.
[13:29] ---
    Oh, my bad.
[13:31] ---
    I accidentally set the flash spoon's
    gigantified duration period to three days.
[13:36] ---
    F-For real?
[13:37] ---
    And so, it would be an incredible nuisance
[13:40] ---
    if he spent three whole days
    in Tokyo as his gigantic self.
[13:43] ---
    So, for that reason,
    plus to enjoy a resort vacation,
[13:45] ---
    they all came to this uninhabited island
    owned by the Nishizawa Group.
SIGN    Property of NPG
    <- Right There
    NPG Beach Entrance
[13:56] ---
    There!
[14:06] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog! Don't get in our way!
[14:09] ---
    Sis, Sarge harvested the
    bounty of the sea for us!
[14:13] ---
    My, what a large tuna!
[14:15] ---
    Amazing, Uncle!
[14:16] ---
    Or, like, freshly captured?
[14:18] ---
    I have squid and crabs, too, sir.
[14:20] ---
    Wow, that sounds delicious!
[14:21] ---
    That settles it!
SIGN    Grip...
[14:22] ---
    Tonight's dinner will be a full
    course of tuna, squid, and crab!
[14:25] ---
    I'll help cook, too, sir.
[14:29] ---
    Stupid frog! You'll only
    get in the way, so go away!
[14:41] ---
    A giant body is more inconvenient
    than I had thought, sir.
[14:44] ---
    I think I shall regain my cheer
[14:45] ---
    by watching a broadcast of
    Captain Geroro or something.
[14:48] ---
    Lady Mois.
[14:49] ---
    Turn the channel to TV Inner-Tokyo, sir.
[14:52] ---
    Yes, Uncle.
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[15:10] ---
    I can't even tell what show's on!
[15:13] ---
    It's a luxurious 100 inch screen,
[15:15] ---
    but it looks smaller than a
    cell phone screen! What the heck?!
[15:18] ---
    Please calm down, Uncle!
[15:20] ---
    I'll tape the show, so please
    enjoy it at your leisure later!
[15:24] ---
    Never mind, ma'am!
[15:26] ---
    I'll give up on Captain Geroro
[15:28] ---
    and build some Gundam models, sir.
[15:30] ---
    Here you are, Uncle.
[15:31] ---
    Goodness! I should have gone
    with this from the start, sir.
[15:35] ---
    Here, I won't have to
    worry about ventilation, either!
[15:37] ---
    Making Gundam models under
    the blue sky is the best, sir!
[15:42] ---
    Compact.
[15:45] ---
    How can I do this?
[15:46] ---
    Which one is Poly-Cap B?!
[15:48] ---
    I can't tell! It's freakin' tiny! I can't see!
[15:50] ---
    Uncle, please calm your anger!
[15:50] ---
    You moron! Take that! And that!
[15:53] ---
    The Gundam models are a mess!
[15:53] ---
    And that! And that! And that!
[15:55] ---
    Or, like, smashing fragments?
[15:55] ---
    And that! And that! And that! And that!
[15:56] ---
    Gero?
[15:58] ---
    Gero gero...
[16:01] ---
    Never mind, ma'am!
[16:02] ---
    I will give up on Gundam models
    and read some manga, ma'am.
[16:05] ---
    Here you are, Uncle. Shonen Alphas.
[16:08] ---
    Tiny!
[16:11] ---
    They're too small!
    I can't read them, ma'am!
[16:13] ---
    Uncle, please calm down!
[16:13] ---
    I hate you!
[16:15] ---
    Hey! What the heck are you doing?!
[16:17] ---
    I swear! You make me want to cry!
[16:20] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[16:21] ---
    Ah! You guys!
[16:23] ---
    I swear! What a sorry sight you are!
[16:26] ---
    Here you are, grown into a giant!
    Don't you have anything better to do?!
[16:29] ---
    Gundam models and manga?!
    That's no different than what you always do!
[16:33] ---
    H-How rude! I have not done
    any cleaning or laundry, sir!
[16:36] ---
    The invasion! Carry out the invasion!
[16:39] ---
    I-If it is the invasion,
    you have nothing to worry about.
[16:42] ---
    Even as I make them
    relax their guard like this,
[16:44] ---
    I am steadily advancing an invasion plan
[16:46] ---
    that utilizes this gigantic body, sir!
[16:49] ---
    Really? You'd better not be
    shooting your mouth off
[16:51] ---
    about something you just thought up.
[16:54] ---
    I... I'm not, sir!
[16:55] ---
    Then let's hear what kind of plan
    you've come up with!
[17:00] ---
    I will carry out deeds
    as a giant hero,
[17:02] ---
    and securely win the hearts
    of the children!
[17:05] ---
    Once I have their trust, I will take
    control of Pekopon in one fell swoop.
[17:08] ---
    That's the plan, sir.
[17:09] ---
    Oh-ho...
[17:10] ---
    Toying with the innocent hearts of children!
    That is Mr. Sergeant for you!
[17:15] ---
    Specifically speaking,
    here's how the story will go, sir.
[17:20] ---
    A 350-million-year-old capsule is
    excavated from a construction site.
[17:24] ---
    Sealed inside it is a green liquid.
[17:28] ---
    From within, a green monster is revived.
[17:32] ---
    And then, lightning scores a direct strike
[17:35] ---
    on the red liquid stored
    inside the other capsule.
[17:39] ---
    A red monster emerges from it.
[17:41] ---
    Giroooo!
[17:43] ---
    In truth,
[17:44] ---
    these two creatures were bioweapons
    built by a super ancient civilization!
[17:48] ---
    That's the premise we'll go with, sir.
[17:50] ---
    The red one is a ferocious
    spirit of destruction!
[17:53] ---
    The green one is the children's
    champion and monster of justice.
[17:57] ---
    The green and red monsters
    clash in a fierce fight!
[18:02] ---
    I, the green one,
[18:04] ---
    will brilliantly defeat the
    evil red monster, sir.
[18:09] ---
    Wait a second!
[18:10] ---
    What's with this red and green premise?!
[18:12] ---
    And why is red the villain?!
[18:15] ---
    An appealing villain is a must \Bin a monster story, right?
[18:19] ---
    For that important role,
[18:20] ---
    Corporal Giroro, I will be
    counting on you.
[18:22] ---
    M-Me?!
[18:26] ---
    Wear that stuffed suit
    and grow gigantic for me!
[18:29] ---
    A-All right.
[18:31] ---
    Th-This is for the invasion of Pekopon.
[18:34] ---
    Girocchi!
[18:37] ---
    Huh?
[18:39] ---
    Huh? That's strange.
[18:40] ---
    Let me see it.
[18:41] ---
    Here.
[18:42] ---
    Hey! This is an ordinary spoon!
[18:45] ---
    What?! For real?!
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[18:47] ---
    Looks like it got switched around somewhere.
[18:50] ---
    The real one's over here.
[18:52] ---
    Hmm, so these are a
    king crab and a big cuttlefish.
[18:56] ---
    In terms of standard Earth biology,
[18:59] ---
    these sizes are absolutely inconceivable.
[19:01] ---
    It'll make cooking them worth the effort.
[19:10] ---
    Wh-What?
[19:11] ---
    It's a giant squid!
[19:13] ---
    Since I'm on it, I don't care if
    it's a squid or what, sir!
[19:15] ---
    Bring it!
[19:25] ---
    Help!
[19:27] ---
    W-Weak...
[19:28] ---
    Your opponent is just a squid!
[19:30] ---
    Uncle!
[19:32] ---
    I'm coming to save you!
[19:34] ---
    Moiscchi!
[19:37] ---
    Lady Mois!
[19:41] ---
    Or, like, certain demise?
[19:43] ---
    Mois-chan, defeated in no time flat.
[19:46] ---
    Lady Mois, you came for me!
[19:48] ---
    Uncle!
[19:49] ---
    Lady Mois!
[19:50] ---
    Uncle!
[19:51] ---
    Lady Mois!
[19:52] ---
    Uncle!
[19:53] ---
    Lady Mois!
[19:54] ---
     Uncle!
[19:54] ---
    That woman!
    She's taking advantage of the confusion
[19:55] ---
     Lady Mois!
[19:56] ---
     Uncle!
[19:56] ---
     Uncle!
[19:56] ---
    and getting cozy with my Mr. Sergeant!
[19:56] ---
     Lady Mois!
SIGN    Jealousy
[19:57] ---
     Uncle!
[19:58] ---
     Lady Mois!
[20:00] ---
    Jealousy!
[20:01] ---
    I am coming, too!
[20:04] ---
    Tamacchi!
[20:07] ---
    Aw, I came to save
    Mr. Sergeant, but I got defeated.
[20:11] ---
    Jealousy king Tamama,
    self-destructing exactly as he desired.
[20:15] ---
    Tama!
[20:16] ---
    At this rate, Sarge and the others will be...
[20:18] ---
    So I can grow gigantic using that?!
[20:20] ---
    Fuyukki!
[20:22] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki, defeated instantly!
[20:24] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[20:25] ---
    I'm coming, too!
[20:28] ---
    Momocchi!
[20:31] ---
    M-Milady!
[20:34] ---
    What do you think you're doing
    to Fuyuki-kun?!
[20:42] ---
    Crab meant for dinner.
[20:47] ---
    What's this?!
[20:48] ---
    Milady!
[20:49] ---
    Please leave the crab to me!
[20:54] ---
    Milady, you take care of Master Fuyuki!
[20:56] ---
    All right!
[21:04] ---
    A turtle just passing by.
SIGN    Turtle
[21:09] ---
    What now?!
[21:12] ---
    This is terrible!
    We have no time to waste!
[21:14] ---
    Natsumi-san, let's go, too!
[21:16] ---
    What?! Why?!
[21:17] ---
    W-Wait!
[21:20] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[21:23] ---
    Girocchi!
[21:27] ---
    Th-This is a grave situation!
[21:30] ---
    I must go with the flow of things, too!
[21:36] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Out of batteries
[21:38] ---
    Out of batteries!
[21:39] ---
    C-Come on...
[21:45] ---
    Delicious, isn't it?
[21:46] ---
    It's fresh from the sea, after all.
[21:48] ---
    I know. You can't get
    this kind of flavor in Tokyo.
[21:51] ---
    But I'm a little bummed that we
    couldn't have tuna sashimi, sir.
[21:55] ---
    What are you saying? It's because of you
    that we ended up like this!
[21:59] ---
    Dororo, there's still plenty more.
[22:02] ---
    Somehow, I feel so hollow...
[22:13] ---
    They say that eyewitness accounts of
    giants crowded around a giant hot pot
[22:15] ---
    later went on to be passed down
    and feared among sailors.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    Dororo here.
[23:53] ---
    The passing seasons...
[23:54] ---
    The sounds of insects and trees...
[23:56] ---
    These are the same sounds
    I heard as a child on Planet Keron.
[23:59] ---
    Back when only nature was my friend...
[24:02] ---
    Only nature?
[24:05] ---
    Never mind that. Next time, we
    invade by plugging away at the familiar.
[24:08] ---
    "Keroro Invades with
    Vending Machines, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
    "Tamama's Awakening!
    A New Lethal Technique, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    Those'll be our two stories.
    How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!