E19 - Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate Showdown at a Festival, Sir! / Keroro: A Radio to Invade Your Ears, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Festival
[01:33] ---
    Something about festivals
[01:34] ---
    kindles an excitement in the hearts
    of human beings... no, not just humans...
[01:39] ---
    Even the hearts of our alien friends.
[01:41] ---
    Sergeant! Sergeant!
[01:45] ---
    That's strange... Are you inside?
[01:50] ---
    Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate
    Showdown at a Festival, Sir!
[01:58] ---
    The shrine near my home
    is having a festival tonight.
[02:01] ---
    I'm thinking of hanging out for a while.
[02:03] ---
    Well anyway, this has been
    your DJ Mutsumi saying,
[02:07] ---
    "See you next week!"
[02:08] ---
    So, the shrine near Mutsumi-san's
    house is having a festival, too.
[02:11] ---
    Okay, all done.
[02:13] ---
    It really looks perfect on you, Mois-chan.
[02:16] ---
    O-Oh, really?
[02:18] ---
    I didn't know Pekoponians
    also enjoy festivals.
[02:21] ---
    It would've been great if
    Uncle could've come along with us...
[02:23] ---
    Huh? Something
    wrong with that stupid frog?
[02:25] ---
    He looked depressed,
[02:26] ---
    griping about the lack
    of Pekopon invasion budget.
[02:29] ---
    Or, like, bleeding money?
[02:30] ---
    I have a bad feeling about this...
[02:32] ---
    Nah, it's probably nothing at all...
[02:34] ---
    Never mind. It's a festival.
    We've got to enjoy it.
[02:37] ---
    Right.
SIGN    Festival
[02:38] ---
    C'mon! Off we go!
SIGN    Welcome to the Festival
SIGN    Yakitori
SIGN    Okonomiyaki
[02:46] ---
    Wow!
[02:47] ---
    Your festivals here in the city
    sure are different!
[02:50] ---
    The place is completely crowded.
[02:52] ---
    Or, like, business booming?
[02:53] ---
    I wish Sarge could join us.
[02:56] ---
    I couldn't find Dororo either,
    so I thought he was with them.
[03:00] ---
    That stupid frog must've
    squandered their money.
[03:02] ---
    That's why they couldn't
     afford to come here.
[03:05] ---
    If he were here,
[03:06] ---
    he'd probably use up his
    entire allowance for the month.
SIGN    Candied Apples 200 yen
[03:09] ---
    I feel bad for having so much fun
     when he can't.
SIGN    Takoyaki (Grilled Octopus Dumplings)
[03:14] ---
    I know. Why don't we buy something
    to take home for Sarge?
SIGN    Guaranteed Tasty
[03:18] ---
    Excuse me. Can we have two orders
    of takoyaki, please?
[03:20] ---
    Sure... huh?
[03:21] ---
    Huh?
[03:22] ---
    Huh? Dororo!
[03:24] ---
    I... I... Th-Th-This is only a mask...
[03:27] ---
    What?
[03:29] ---
    C'mon, c'mon. Get your masks here.
[03:31] ---
    We've got all kinds of masks over here.
[03:34] ---
    Tamama?
[03:35] ---
    Tama? Ohh... This is only a mask, really...
[03:38] ---
    Oh, really?
[03:39] ---
    You fool. Do you mean
     to get yourself killed?
[03:41] ---
    You've got to put
    your whole weight into it.
[03:43] ---
    Right. Now, relax your elbow.
[03:45] ---
    That's it. If you were in an
    actual war zone, you'd be dead already.
[03:49] ---
    Kids these days... They don't know
    the proper way to hold a gun.
[03:52] ---
    What? N-Natsumi!
[03:55] ---
    Which means
[03:56] ---
    that stupid frog must be
    somewhere around here, as well.
[03:59] ---
    What're you talking about?
    I'm just wearing this mask...
[04:01] ---
    C'mon. How many times
    do I have to tell you?
[04:04] ---
    Listen good. When you're
    making these octopus balls,
[04:07] ---
    you only put meat in
    one out of three balls.
[04:10] ---
    If you put meat in all the balls,
    you'll cut into our profit margins.
[04:13] ---
    Uncle...
[04:15] ---
    That wasn't part of our agreement.
[04:17] ---
    I told you I would cooperate in order to
    bring joy to the faces of the kids.
[04:20] ---
    Quit whitewashing it.
    Fantasy won't help fill stomachs.
[04:24] ---
    Hey, look at that! You put
    two pieces of meat in that one ball!
[04:27] ---
    Wow. It's a Gundam mask.
[04:31] ---
    Listen, boy. Those are display only.
[04:34] ---
    All the Gundam masks are sold out.
[04:37] ---
    Here you go.
[04:37] ---
    Huh...?
[04:39] ---
    Sonny, this is a mask of a
    Conqueror Team Kero Ranger
[04:42] ---
    from a new TV series
     coming out next year.
[04:45] ---
    You're lucky to get your hands
     on this exclusive mask...
[04:47] ---
    Hold it right there!
[04:49] ---
    Why are you wreaking havoc
    on this special occasion?
SIGN    Special Apricot
[04:54] ---
    What evil plot are you up to this time?
[04:55] ---
    What's your problem, lady?
    Do you think you can really take me on?
[04:59] ---
    This is purely business.
[05:00] ---
    The livelihood of a family
[05:02] ---
    and the conquest of Pekopon
     depends on this.
[05:05] ---
    Those who get in our way...
SIGN    Dandy Frog, Osaka Style
[05:07] ---
    ...will be taken care of!
[05:10] ---
    A shady business,
    and lying to little kids.
[05:13] ---
    The heavens may turn a blind eye,
[05:16] ---
    but I, O-Natsu, will not stand here
     and let you get your way.
SIGN    Woman Power
[05:19] ---
    Natsumi-san is so cool!
[05:21] ---
    Why is she calling herself O-Natsu?
[05:23] ---
    That's a minor technicality.
[05:25] ---
    What's important is momentum!
[05:26] ---
    Festivals have a way of luring people,
SIGN    Crêpes
[05:28] ---
    including narrators like me,
    away from the everyday.
[05:32] ---
    You could say it's a
    special Festive Dimension.
[05:36] ---
    Look. It's a fight.
[05:38] ---
    Well, now... the mood around here
     has reached fever pitch in a hurry.
[05:41] ---
    I never back down
    from a challenge to fight.
[05:44] ---
    Get ready for a beating!
[05:46] ---
    Just wait a second.
[05:48] ---
    I'm not the type who takes on girls,
    or little boys for that matter.
[05:52] ---
    But I'll challenge you to one of
    our games. Think you can handle it?
[05:55] ---
    Sounds interesting.
[05:57] ---
    Okay! Well, then!
SIGN    Future Construction Site Keroro Group
SIGN    Turtle
[06:07] ---
    This is a Turtle Scooping challenge.
[06:11] ---
    If you can scoop just one small turtle
     out of the water, you win.
[06:14] ---
    But let me warn you.
    If you fail to do so...
[06:17] ---
    ...we'll use you in an alien festival.
[06:21] ---
    You'll be the bait for a
    Pekopon Scooping challenge!
[06:30] ---
    Nooooooo!
[06:34] ---
    C'mon!
[06:36] ---
    You can do it, Natsumi!
[06:38] ---
    Don't fail us, boss!
[06:40] ---
    Here. That's your scoop.
[06:43] ---
    Huh? No way. This is...
[06:46] ---
    That's a perfect top-handled scoop.
[06:48] ---
    A top-handled scoop?
SIGN    What's a top-handled scoop?
[06:49] ---
    A top-handled scoop refers to the scoop...
SIGN    Ordinary scoop
[06:50] ---
    ...with the wire handle attached
    near the top of the paper scoop.
SIGN    Top-handled Scoop
[06:55] ---
    I see...
[06:58] ---
    Or, like, unfair demand?!
[06:59] ---
    Even a tiny amount of water
     will cause it to give way!
[07:02] ---
    That's unfair.
[07:03] ---
    Okay, let's get on with this.
[07:07] ---
    Click.
[07:16] ---
    Behold our secret trick!
    Akashi Strait's Naruto Whirlpools!
SIGN    Akashi Straits Naruto Whirlpools
[07:21] ---
    That's too much!
[07:22] ---
    No one can possibly do that!
[07:23] ---
    But that's exactly the point.
[07:24] ---
    We've gotta make this episode
    as exciting as possible.
[07:27] ---
    C'mon, girl. Why don't you
    show us how to do this?
[07:32] ---
    Sis!
[07:32] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[07:38] ---
    Move with the wind,
    just like the leaves in spring...
[07:46] ---
    Don't go against the tide...
[07:48] ---
    Oh no!
[07:49] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[07:51] ---
    What the...?
[07:56] ---
    She's moving in
    perfect harmony with the tide.
[08:00] ---
    Th-That makes even the
    roughest waters as placid as a calm lake!
[08:21] ---
    I-Impossible!
[08:24] ---
    She did it! She scooped a turtle!
[08:27] ---
    All right!
[08:31] ---
    W-We concede.
[08:35] ---
    I'm not gonna take this sitting down.
SIGN    Sure Kill Move
[08:36] ---
    Stop it, boy.
[08:38] ---
    We've lost already.
    Let's just leave peacefully.
[08:42] ---
    I'm so frustrated, boss.
    Though I'm not the one who lost.
[08:46] ---
    Wait up.
[08:47] ---
    Huh?
[08:48] ---
    It's a festival tonight, remember?
[08:50] ---
    Everybody's gathered here tonight
    to join the festivities and celebrate.
[08:52] ---
    The great deities don't care whether
    we're frogs or aliens or whatever.
[08:56] ---
    As long as you behave,
    you'd better stay and enjoy
[09:00] ---
    the rest of the evening.
[09:04] ---
    N-Natsumi...
    I always knew you were...
[09:08] ---
    Lady Natsumi.
[09:10] ---
    You have such a kind and decent heart.
[09:12] ---
    We should have a festival in your name!
[09:15] ---
    Boss...
[09:18] ---
    What a touching ending.
    A story of kindness and decency.
[09:20] ---
    That's the true essence of celebration.
[09:22] ---
    They're setting up the fireworks.
[09:24] ---
    The fireworks are going up.
[09:25] ---
    Fireworks!
[09:28] ---
    That's right, sir!
[09:30] ---
    I knew something like this
    would happen.
SIGN    Visualization
[09:31] ---
    I have a trump card!
[09:33] ---
    Those fireworks contain an Alien Snake!
SIGN    Alien Snake Fireworks
SIGN    Video Simulation
[09:39] ---
    This is what would happen...
[09:47] ---
    We have not yet lost the battle.
[09:50] ---
    We have a lot riding on this, you see.
SIGN    The Villains Return
[09:54] ---
    So much for kindness and decency!
[10:00] ---
    Wait, Giroro, what are you going to do?
[10:03] ---
    We must respond in kind
    to Natsumi's kindness.
[10:10] ---
    Giroro!
[10:12] ---
    Wait, sir!
[10:18] ---
    Oh, no, you don't!
[10:45] ---
    Keroro Green and Giroro Red
    decorated the midsummer night sky.
[10:50] ---
    I don't think I've ever seen
    such a remarkable display of colors.
[10:54] ---
    I find the green colors so soothing.
[10:57] ---
    And the red colors are quite exhilarating.
SIGN    What?
    Eeek.
    Hot!
    I'm gonna die!
     Yikes.
[11:09] ---
    A Japanese summer.
    The Keroro Platoon's summer.
[11:13] ---
    Tamaya!
[11:14] ---
    Tamama's black coloring: unnoticed by all.
[11:25] ---
    That day, Fuyuki witnessed
    an unbelievable sight.
[11:32] ---
    Sis, here's your snack.
[11:34] ---
    Oh, thank you. Just put it there.
[11:37] ---
    Huh?
[11:38] ---
    Huh?! Sis, isn't that...
[11:41] ---
    Okay, it's done.
[11:45] ---
    A Gundam model?
[11:48] ---
    S-S-S-Sis...
[11:56] ---
    Keroro: A Radio
    to Invade Your Ears, Sir!
[12:02] ---
    Why are you suddenly
    into Gundam models?
[12:04] ---
    You see, I was listening to Mutsumi-san
    on the radio yesterday...
[12:08] ---
    How many of you out there have tried
    making Gundam plastic models?
[12:11] ---
    It's so much fun!
[12:11] ---
    He was talking about
    how much fun it really is.
[12:13] ---
    It can give you a refreshing break
    from studies or work.
[12:14] ---
    So I got to thinking,
    "Why don't I give it a try?"
[12:18] ---
    Doesn't it look cute?
[12:20] ---
    Sis... this just doesn't feel right.
[12:22] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[12:24] ---
    Sarge! What's the matter?
[12:26] ---
    Gundam models...
    all the Gundam models...
SIGN    We have sold out of Gundam plastic models. No date is set for the next delivery. We apologize.
[12:31] ---
    I couldn't find a single Gundam model
[12:33] ---
    in any of the toy stores around town.
SIGN    Sold Out Our Gundam plastic models are all sold out...
[12:35] ---
    They were all sold out wherever I went.
SIGN    Gundam Plastic Models Sold Out
SIGN    Sold Out No date set for next delivery
SIGN    Gundam Plastic Models Due to popularity Sold Out
[12:38] ---
    Now that you mention it,
[12:39] ---
    there was a long line
    in the toy store I went to.
[12:42] ---
    And when I bought this,
    there were only a few left.
[12:45] ---
    How come Lady Natsumi
     has a Gundam model?
[12:47] ---
    On top of that, it's the MG 1:100 Agguy
    I've been looking for.
[12:51] ---
    I bet all of Mutsumi-san's listeners
    went out and bought them.
[12:55] ---
    I didn't realize the radio
    could be so influential.
[12:59] ---
    Radio...?
[13:03] ---
    Because of that...
SIGN    Hot Radio Operation KRR (Tentative Name) Within the Keroro Platoon Secret Base Planning Room #3
[13:05] ---
    ...I was reacquainted
    with this often overlooked,
[13:08] ---
    yet highly influential gadget
    called a "radio."
[13:10] ---
    And that's why I say we need to use
    the radio to achieve our invasion.
[13:14] ---
    Lady Mois!
[13:15] ---
    Yes, Uncle?
SIGN    Proposed Strategy Illustration 1
[13:20] ---
    By broadcasting an
    entertaining radio program,
SIGN    Proposed Strategy Illustration 2
[13:22] ---
    we'll capture the
    hearts of our audience,
SIGN    Proposed Strategy Illustration 3
[13:25] ---
    have them do whatever we like,
[13:28] ---
    and make our invasion
    a walk in the park!
[13:31] ---
    Or, like, global conquest?!
SIGN    Global Conquest
[13:33] ---
    Hmph. That's a pretty
    good plan, coming from you.
[13:36] ---
    Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it?
[13:38] ---
    Not bad at all.<br>[13:39] ---
    You're so amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
[13:41] ---
    If everything works according to plan,
[13:43] ---
    all the Keroro goods we failed to sell
SIGN    Keroro Fan Keroro Water Balloons Keroro Ramune Keroro Masks
[13:45] ---
    at the festival the other night
    will sell out in a day.
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
[13:52] ---
    And so begins Operation
    "Sell All the Unsold Keroro Goods."
SIGN    Hinata
[13:57] ---
    One week later...
[13:59] ---
    Sarge. Would you like some...
[14:04] ---
    I'm a little busy right now!
[14:07] ---
    Sarge is always in a hurry these days.
[14:11] ---
    Maybe he's up to something again.
[14:19] ---
    Wow...
[14:21] ---
    It looks just like the real thing, sir!
[14:23] ---
    You can always count
    on Kululu-senpai.
[14:27] ---
    It's a powerful state-of-the-art
    radio-wave transmission system.
[14:31] ---
    It can exploit
    any nearby satellite system
[14:33] ---
    and hijack any radio program
    in the world.
[14:36] ---
    We go on the air tonight!
[14:38] ---
    We'll hijack what all the women
    tune in to, Mutsumi-san's program!
[14:40] ---
    This is Operation Radio Jack, sir!
[14:45] ---
    Click.
[14:47] ---
    Looks like a rat has wandered in.
[14:51] ---
    Take him out.
[14:56] ---
    Please forgive me, Master Fuyuki.
[14:58] ---
    I have to harden my heart this time.
[15:01] ---
    He's really serious.
    This plan might actually work this time.
[15:04] ---
    I never thought any of our plans
    would actually amount to anything.
[15:10] ---
    Click.
[15:20] ---
    Operation Radio Jack is now on standby.
SIGN    Keron Army Powerful Mechanism!
[15:31] ---
    In baseball, the Rygers won
    over the Rygoes, 3 to 1.
[15:34] ---
    The winning pitcher Izawa is
[15:36] ---
    posting his fifth consecutive win,
     bringing his total to 11 wins.
[15:38] ---
    This has been the latest sports update
    on FM Kissho...
[15:40] ---
    It's about time.
[15:43] ---
    Mutsumi-san...
[15:48] ---
    Sergeant Keroro's Great Mystery Hour!
[15:54] ---
    W-What's going on here?
[15:56] ---
    This is our premiere broadcast.
[15:58] ---
    A pleasant evening to everyone out there.
[15:59] ---
    This is your radio personality
    Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[16:03] ---
    I'm Princess Mois, the assistant.
[16:05] ---
    This is Tamama, creative writer.
[16:06] ---
    Just the other day,
    I was taking a walk
[16:10] ---
    when suddenly,
    this dog came running after me.
[16:11] ---
    I almost fell in a ditch, but luckily...
[16:12] ---
    Hey, Dororo, isn't that your friend talking?
[16:18] ---
    Come out, you stupid frog!
    I know you're in there! Now get out!
[16:29] ---
    Sis.
[16:31] ---
    Fuyuki...
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    Let me introduce our new segment,
    "Aliens You Wouldn't Want Around."
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    Our first letter comes from Tokyo
    by someone who goes by the handle
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    "The Most Dangerous Guy in Space,"
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    and for him, this is the alien
    he wouldn't want around!
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    One who saves all his money just
    to buy Gundam plastic model kits...
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    Is he talking about me here?
    What's going on?
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    Now, now, Mr. Sergeant.
    Get a hold of yourself.
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    We're live on air, Uncle...
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    O-Oh yeah... of course.
    I was only kidding. I wasn't really angry.
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    Why don't we read the next letter?
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    It's from Tokyo and it's
    from "A Fan of the Sergeant."
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    His undesirable alien is
    "the easily flattered type, who befriends"
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    "the daughter of the King \f Terror
    from the Sky. Uh huh."
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    Wait a minute...
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    This sounds like it was written
    by Tamama! So it's me, again!
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    Uncle, radio, radio!
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    You've gotta be kidding!
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    O-Oh, yeah... I'm just kidding.
    I'm not angry at all.
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    Whoa!
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    "The alien I wouldn't want around is..."
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    "One who breaks your toy but
    keeps it a secret from you all your life."
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    "One who is only a friend
    when he needs something from you."
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    "One who does not look for you
    when you get separated from the team."
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    One who...
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    Stop it! That's enough!
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    Uncle, radio, radio!
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    Y-Yes... right...
    I'm just kidding. I'm not angry.
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    Well, let's go on to the next letter...
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    Oh, here. Why don't we try this one...
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    Who would actually
    want to listen to this?
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    More and more are tuning in!
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    It seems our listeners like what they hear.
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    They're behaving exactly the way
    they always behave around here.
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    Other people might find it funny.
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    We'll pause for a short commercial break.
    When we come back,
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    we'll be chatting with a
    very big celebrity guest right here.
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    Huh?
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    Uncle. Who is that
    very big celebrity guest?
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    Who else would we have
    as our celebrity guest?
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    It's her!
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    Sumomo-chan!
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    Is Sumomo-chan coming all the way here?
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    Of course not.
    She doesn't have to be here at all.
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    She won't be seen anyway,
    so all we need is to imitate her voice.
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    Really?
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    Wait a minute here.
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    You're saying we'll deliberately
     mislead our listeners.
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    Oh, c'mon... Why don't you
     lighten up a bit, huh?
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    But where would we get someone
     to imitate her voice?
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    I've thought of that.
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    Under normal circumstances, I,
    the platoon leader, would do it myself,
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    but since I'm the host, I can't do it.
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    Lady Mois can't, either,
    because she's the assistant.
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    Tamama probably still isn't
    experienced enough for this task.
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    So that means...
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    Huh?
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    Corporal Giroro, I order you to
    take on the role of Sumomo-chan!
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    What? ME?!
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    That's an order, Corporal.
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    B-But that's not...
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    Once you capture the hearts of
    the listeners, all you have to say is,
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    "Please hand over Pekopon to us."
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    Just beg in a cute voice
     over the radio,
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    and I'm sure we'll be able to accomplish
    our goal of conquering Pekopon.
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    A-Are you sure?
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    Hurry up and make up your minds already.
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    We'll soon be back on the air.
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    You don't have to sound like her.
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    Just say you have a cold, and
    they won't know it's not the real thing.
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    But this is all so sudden.
    I need time to absorb this...
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    We're back, and we have in
    the studio the biggest star
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    in the whole universe.
    It's Sumomo-chan!
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    U-Uh...
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    Hello... I'm Sumomo...
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    Hello there, Sumomo-chan!
    You look cute as ever.
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    That's Giroro...
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    Do you have a cold?
    Your voice sounds really raspy.
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    I'm sorry to hear that you're sick and all.
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    But that won't stop me
    from asking you tons of questions.
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    Why don't we start with an icebreaker?
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    What's your favorite color?
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    I-It's red.
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    You seem to be a little
    too tense, Sumomo-chan.
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    Relax, relax.
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    Let's have Mois-chan
     ask the next question.
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    Let me see... what's your most
    valued possession at the moment?
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    My inertia-controlling
    rocket launcher.
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    No, I mean, uhm...
    m-my dreams, I guess...
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    Well, isn't that a cute answer? Dreams.
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    We should all value our dreams.
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    Let's move on to the next question.
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    So what have you been up to these days?
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    Walk-crawl-run training every day.
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    N-No... I mean... I've been
    collecting all kinds of Keroro goods.
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    Oooh!
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    Keroro goods are really great!
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    They're so cute, those Keroro goods.
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    I've even heard that Keroro goods can
    help lower your cholesterol!
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    The ratings have started dropping!
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    Or, like, total freefall?!
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    Okay, enough of the soft questions.
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    It's time for some hardcore stuff.
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    When you take a bath, which
    part of your body do you soap first?
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    The nape of my neck.
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    The nape...
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    The nape...
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    The nape...
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    Operation "Sell All the Unsold
    Keroro Goods" failed miserably.
SIGN    Failure
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    Join in, everybody!
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    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
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    Again!
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    Mou iccho!
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    We’re not done yet!
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    Mada mada!
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    We came from a faraway planet.
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    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
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    We came here to the blue Earth.
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    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
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    What the heck are we even doing here?
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    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
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    Today over here, we kero-kero.
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    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
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    A-kero!
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    Kero!
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    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
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    Asu acchi de giro-giro
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    Giro.
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    Giro.
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    Where will we be the day after that?
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    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
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    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
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    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
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    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
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    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
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    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
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    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
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    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
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    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
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    A-kero!
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    A-kero!
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    This is Giroro.
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    I hope you aren't all slacking off
    just because it's summer vacation.
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    Warriors must polish their own
    weapons, even on their days off.
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    Come on. There's not enough shine.
    One. Two. One. Two.
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    Never mind that.
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    Next time, we'll encounter
    some mysteries of the seas.
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    Well, Master Fuyuki will.
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    "Fuyuki Meets a Girl, Sir!"
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    "Fuyuki: The Ambassador of Nontolma, Sir!"
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    These two stories.
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    Ge-Gero!