# E19 - Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate Showdown at a Festival, Sir! / Keroro: A Radio to Invade Your Ears, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U38PEZ/keroro-vs-natsumi-the-ultimate-showdown-at-a-festival-sir--keroro-a-radio-to-invade-your-ears-sir)
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
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Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
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Ke-kero kero!
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Ke-kero kero~!
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When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
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Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
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"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
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"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
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I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
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Karee no raisu o takiwasure
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I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
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Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
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I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
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Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
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Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
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A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
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Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
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Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
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I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
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Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
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Sweep the square areas circularly.
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Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
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Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
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Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
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For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
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Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
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Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
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Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
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A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
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Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
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Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Festival
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Something about festivals
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kindles an excitement in the hearts
of human beings... no, not just humans...
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Even the hearts of our alien friends.
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Sergeant! Sergeant!
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That's strange... Are you inside?
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Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate
Showdown at a Festival, Sir!
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The shrine near my home
is having a festival tonight.
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I'm thinking of hanging out for a while.
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Well anyway, this has been
your DJ Mutsumi saying,
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"See you next week!"
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So, the shrine near Mutsumi-san's
house is having a festival, too.
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Okay, all done.
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It really looks perfect on you, Mois-chan.
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O-Oh, really?
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I didn't know Pekoponians
also enjoy festivals.
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It would've been great if
Uncle could've come along with us...
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Huh? Something
wrong with that stupid frog?
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He looked depressed,
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griping about the lack
of Pekopon invasion budget.
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Or, like, bleeding money?
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I have a bad feeling about this...
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Nah, it's probably nothing at all...
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Never mind. It's a festival.
We've got to enjoy it.
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Right.
***SIGN*** Festival
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C'mon! Off we go!
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Festival
***SIGN*** Yakitori
***SIGN*** Okonomiyaki
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Wow!
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Your festivals here in the city
sure are different!
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The place is completely crowded.
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Or, like, business booming?
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I wish Sarge could join us.
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I couldn't find Dororo either,
so I thought he was with them.
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That stupid frog must've
squandered their money.
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That's why they couldn't
afford to come here.
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If he were here,
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he'd probably use up his
entire allowance for the month.
***SIGN*** Candied Apples 200 yen
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I feel bad for having so much fun
when he can't.
***SIGN*** Takoyaki (Grilled Octopus Dumplings)
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I know. Why don't we buy something
to take home for Sarge?
***SIGN*** Guaranteed Tasty
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Excuse me. Can we have two orders
of takoyaki, please?
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Sure... huh?
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Huh?
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Huh? Dororo!
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I... I... Th-Th-This is only a mask...
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What?
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C'mon, c'mon. Get your masks here.
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We've got all kinds of masks over here.
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Tamama?
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Tama? Ohh... This is only a mask, really...
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Oh, really?
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You fool. Do you mean
to get yourself killed?
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You've got to put
your whole weight into it.
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Right. Now, relax your elbow.
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That's it. If you were in an
actual war zone, you'd be dead already.
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Kids these days... They don't know
the proper way to hold a gun.
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What? N-Natsumi!
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Which means
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that stupid frog must be
somewhere around here, as well.
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What're you talking about?
I'm just wearing this mask...
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C'mon. How many times
do I have to tell you?
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Listen good. When you're
making these octopus balls,
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you only put meat in
one out of three balls.
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If you put meat in all the balls,
you'll cut into our profit margins.
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Uncle...
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That wasn't part of our agreement.
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I told you I would cooperate in order to
bring joy to the faces of the kids.
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Quit whitewashing it.
Fantasy won't help fill stomachs.
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Hey, look at that! You put
two pieces of meat in that one ball!
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Wow. It's a Gundam mask.
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Listen, boy. Those are display only.
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All the Gundam masks are sold out.
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Here you go.
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Huh...?
**[04:39] ---**
Sonny, this is a mask of a
Conqueror Team Kero Ranger
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from a new TV series
coming out next year.
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You're lucky to get your hands
on this exclusive mask...
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Hold it right there!
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Why are you wreaking havoc
on this special occasion?
***SIGN*** Special Apricot
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What evil plot are you up to this time?
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What's your problem, lady?
Do you think you can really take me on?
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This is purely business.
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The livelihood of a family
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and the conquest of Pekopon
depends on this.
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Those who get in our way...
***SIGN*** Dandy Frog, Osaka Style
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...will be taken care of!
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A shady business,
and lying to little kids.
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The heavens may turn a blind eye,
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but I, O-Natsu, will not stand here
and let you get your way.
***SIGN*** Woman Power
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Natsumi-san is so cool!
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Why is she calling herself O-Natsu?
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That's a minor technicality.
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What's important is momentum!
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Festivals have a way of luring people,
***SIGN*** Crêpes
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including narrators like me,
away from the everyday.
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You could say it's a
special Festive Dimension.
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Look. It's a fight.
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Well, now... the mood around here
has reached fever pitch in a hurry.
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I never back down
from a challenge to fight.
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Get ready for a beating!
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Just wait a second.
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I'm not the type who takes on girls,
or little boys for that matter.
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But I'll challenge you to one of
our games. Think you can handle it?
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Sounds interesting.
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Okay! Well, then!
***SIGN*** Future Construction Site Keroro Group
***SIGN*** Turtle
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This is a Turtle Scooping challenge.
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If you can scoop just one small turtle
out of the water, you win.
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But let me warn you.
If you fail to do so...
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...we'll use you in an alien festival.
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You'll be the bait for a
Pekopon Scooping challenge!
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Nooooooo!
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C'mon!
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You can do it, Natsumi!
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Don't fail us, boss!
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Here. That's your scoop.
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Huh? No way. This is...
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That's a perfect top-handled scoop.
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A top-handled scoop?
***SIGN*** What's a top-handled scoop?
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A top-handled scoop refers to the scoop...
***SIGN*** Ordinary scoop
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...with the wire handle attached
near the top of the paper scoop.
***SIGN*** Top-handled Scoop
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I see...
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Or, like, unfair demand?!
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Even a tiny amount of water
will cause it to give way!
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That's unfair.
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Okay, let's get on with this.
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Click.
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Behold our secret trick!
Akashi Strait's Naruto Whirlpools!
***SIGN*** Akashi Straits Naruto Whirlpools
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That's too much!
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No one can possibly do that!
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But that's exactly the point.
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We've gotta make this episode
as exciting as possible.
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C'mon, girl. Why don't you
show us how to do this?
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Sis!
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Natsumi-san!
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Move with the wind,
just like the leaves in spring...
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Don't go against the tide...
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Oh no!
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Natsumi-san!
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What the...?
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She's moving in
perfect harmony with the tide.
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Th-That makes even the
roughest waters as placid as a calm lake!
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I-Impossible!
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She did it! She scooped a turtle!
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All right!
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W-We concede.
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I'm not gonna take this sitting down.
***SIGN*** Sure Kill Move
**[08:36] ---**
Stop it, boy.
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We've lost already.
Let's just leave peacefully.
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I'm so frustrated, boss.
Though I'm not the one who lost.
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Wait up.
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Huh?
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It's a festival tonight, remember?
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Everybody's gathered here tonight
to join the festivities and celebrate.
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The great deities don't care whether
we're frogs or aliens or whatever.
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As long as you behave,
you'd better stay and enjoy
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the rest of the evening.
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N-Natsumi...
I always knew you were...
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Lady Natsumi.
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You have such a kind and decent heart.
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We should have a festival in your name!
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Boss...
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What a touching ending.
A story of kindness and decency.
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That's the true essence of celebration.
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They're setting up the fireworks.
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The fireworks are going up.
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Fireworks!
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That's right, sir!
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I knew something like this
would happen.
***SIGN*** Visualization
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I have a trump card!
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Those fireworks contain an Alien Snake!
***SIGN*** Alien Snake Fireworks
***SIGN*** Video Simulation
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This is what would happen...
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We have not yet lost the battle.
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We have a lot riding on this, you see.
***SIGN*** The Villains Return
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So much for kindness and decency!
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Wait, Giroro, what are you going to do?
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We must respond in kind
to Natsumi's kindness.
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Giroro!
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Wait, sir!
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Oh, no, you don't!
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Keroro Green and Giroro Red
decorated the midsummer night sky.
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I don't think I've ever seen
such a remarkable display of colors.
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I find the green colors so soothing.
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And the red colors are quite exhilarating.
***SIGN*** What?
Eeek.
Hot!
I'm gonna die!
Yikes.
**[11:09] ---**
A Japanese summer.
The Keroro Platoon's summer.
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Tamaya!
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Tamama's black coloring: unnoticed by all.
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That day, Fuyuki witnessed
an unbelievable sight.
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Sis, here's your snack.
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Oh, thank you. Just put it there.
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Huh?
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Huh?! Sis, isn't that...
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Okay, it's done.
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A Gundam model?
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S-S-S-Sis...
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Keroro: A Radio
to Invade Your Ears, Sir!
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Why are you suddenly
into Gundam models?
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You see, I was listening to Mutsumi-san
on the radio yesterday...
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How many of you out there have tried
making Gundam plastic models?
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It's so much fun!
**[12:11] ---**
He was talking about
how much fun it really is.
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It can give you a refreshing break
from studies or work.
**[12:14] ---**
So I got to thinking,
"Why don't I give it a try?"
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Doesn't it look cute?
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Sis... this just doesn't feel right.
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Master Fuyuki!
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Sarge! What's the matter?
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Gundam models...
all the Gundam models...
***SIGN*** We have sold out of Gundam plastic models. No date is set for the next delivery. We apologize.
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I couldn't find a single Gundam model
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in any of the toy stores around town.
***SIGN*** Sold Out Our Gundam plastic models are all sold out...
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They were all sold out wherever I went.
***SIGN*** Gundam Plastic Models Sold Out
***SIGN*** Sold Out No date set for next delivery
***SIGN*** Gundam Plastic Models Due to popularity Sold Out
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Now that you mention it,
**[12:39] ---**
there was a long line
in the toy store I went to.
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And when I bought this,
there were only a few left.
**[12:45] ---**
How come Lady Natsumi
has a Gundam model?
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On top of that, it's the MG 1:100 Agguy
I've been looking for.
**[12:51] ---**
I bet all of Mutsumi-san's listeners
went out and bought them.
**[12:55] ---**
I didn't realize the radio
could be so influential.
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Radio...?
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Because of that...
***SIGN*** Hot Radio Operation KRR (Tentative Name) Within the Keroro Platoon Secret Base Planning Room #3
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...I was reacquainted
with this often overlooked,
**[13:08] ---**
yet highly influential gadget
called a "radio."
**[13:10] ---**
And that's why I say we need to use
the radio to achieve our invasion.
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Lady Mois!
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Yes, Uncle?
***SIGN*** Proposed Strategy Illustration 1
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By broadcasting an
entertaining radio program,
***SIGN*** Proposed Strategy Illustration 2
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we'll capture the
hearts of our audience,
***SIGN*** Proposed Strategy Illustration 3
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have them do whatever we like,
**[13:28] ---**
and make our invasion
a walk in the park!
**[13:31] ---**
Or, like, global conquest?!
***SIGN*** Global Conquest
**[13:33] ---**
Hmph. That's a pretty
good plan, coming from you.
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Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it?
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Not bad at all.\
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You're so amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
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If everything works according to plan,
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all the Keroro goods we failed to sell
***SIGN*** Keroro Fan Keroro Water Balloons Keroro Ramune Keroro Masks
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at the festival the other night
will sell out in a day.
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
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And so begins Operation
"Sell All the Unsold Keroro Goods."
***SIGN*** Hinata
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One week later...
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Sarge. Would you like some...
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I'm a little busy right now!
**[14:07] ---**
Sarge is always in a hurry these days.
**[14:11] ---**
Maybe he's up to something again.
**[14:19] ---**
Wow...
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It looks just like the real thing, sir!
**[14:23] ---**
You can always count
on Kululu-senpai.
**[14:27] ---**
It's a powerful state-of-the-art
radio-wave transmission system.
**[14:31] ---**
It can exploit
any nearby satellite system
**[14:33] ---**
and hijack any radio program
in the world.
**[14:36] ---**
We go on the air tonight!
**[14:38] ---**
We'll hijack what all the women
tune in to, Mutsumi-san's program!
**[14:40] ---**
This is Operation Radio Jack, sir!
**[14:45] ---**
Click.
**[14:47] ---**
Looks like a rat has wandered in.
**[14:51] ---**
Take him out.
**[14:56] ---**
Please forgive me, Master Fuyuki.
**[14:58] ---**
I have to harden my heart this time.
**[15:01] ---**
He's really serious.
This plan might actually work this time.
**[15:04] ---**
I never thought any of our plans
would actually amount to anything.
**[15:10] ---**
Click.
**[15:20] ---**
Operation Radio Jack is now on standby.
***SIGN*** Keron Army Powerful Mechanism!
**[15:31] ---**
In baseball, the Rygers won
over the Rygoes, 3 to 1.
**[15:34] ---**
The winning pitcher Izawa is
**[15:36] ---**
posting his fifth consecutive win,
bringing his total to 11 wins.
**[15:38] ---**
This has been the latest sports update
on FM Kissho...
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It's about time.
**[15:43] ---**
Mutsumi-san...
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Sergeant Keroro's Great Mystery Hour!
**[15:54] ---**
W-What's going on here?
**[15:56] ---**
This is our premiere broadcast.
**[15:58] ---**
A pleasant evening to everyone out there.
**[15:59] ---**
This is your radio personality
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
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I'm Princess Mois, the assistant.
**[16:05] ---**
This is Tamama, creative writer.
**[16:06] ---**
Just the other day,
I was taking a walk
**[16:10] ---**
when suddenly,
this dog came running after me.
**[16:11] ---**
I almost fell in a ditch, but luckily...
**[16:12] ---**
Hey, Dororo, isn't that your friend talking?
**[16:18] ---**
Come out, you stupid frog!
I know you're in there! Now get out!
**[16:29] ---**
Sis.
**[16:31] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[16:31] ---**
Let me introduce our new segment,
"Aliens You Wouldn't Want Around."
**[16:38] ---**
Our first letter comes from Tokyo
by someone who goes by the handle
**[16:41] ---**
"The Most Dangerous Guy in Space,"
**[16:44] ---**
and for him, this is the alien
he wouldn't want around!
**[16:46] ---**
One who saves all his money just
to buy Gundam plastic model kits...
**[16:50] ---**
Is he talking about me here?
What's going on?
**[16:53] ---**
Now, now, Mr. Sergeant.
Get a hold of yourself.
**[16:55] ---**
We're live on air, Uncle...
**[16:57] ---**
O-Oh yeah... of course.
I was only kidding. I wasn't really angry.
**[17:02] ---**
Why don't we read the next letter?
**[17:04] ---**
It's from Tokyo and it's
from "A Fan of the Sergeant."
**[17:07] ---**
His undesirable alien is
"the easily flattered type, who befriends"
**[17:10] ---**
"the daughter of the King \f Terror
from the Sky. Uh huh."
**[17:14] ---**
Wait a minute...
**[17:15] ---**
This sounds like it was written
by Tamama! So it's me, again!
**[17:18] ---**
Uncle, radio, radio!
**[17:18] ---**
You've gotta be kidding!
**[17:20] ---**
O-Oh, yeah... I'm just kidding.
I'm not angry at all.
**[17:25] ---**
Whoa!
**[17:26] ---**
"The alien I wouldn't want around is..."
**[17:28] ---**
"One who breaks your toy but
keeps it a secret from you all your life."
**[17:31] ---**
"One who is only a friend
when he needs something from you."
**[17:34] ---**
"One who does not look for you
when you get separated from the team."
**[17:37] ---**
One who...
**[17:37] ---**
Stop it! That's enough!
**[17:39] ---**
Uncle, radio, radio!
**[17:41] ---**
Y-Yes... right...
I'm just kidding. I'm not angry.
**[17:45] ---**
Well, let's go on to the next letter...
**[17:47] ---**
Oh, here. Why don't we try this one...
**[17:47] ---**
Who would actually
want to listen to this?
**[17:49] ---**
More and more are tuning in!
**[17:52] ---**
It seems our listeners like what they hear.
**[17:53] ---**
They're behaving exactly the way
they always behave around here.
**[17:56] ---**
Other people might find it funny.
**[17:58] ---**
We'll pause for a short commercial break.
When we come back,
**[18:01] ---**
we'll be chatting with a
very big celebrity guest right here.
**[18:04] ---**
Huh?
**[18:07] ---**
Uncle. Who is that
very big celebrity guest?
**[18:12] ---**
Who else would we have
as our celebrity guest?
**[18:14] ---**
It's her!
**[18:18] ---**
Sumomo-chan!
**[18:19] ---**
Is Sumomo-chan coming all the way here?
**[18:21] ---**
Of course not.
She doesn't have to be here at all.
**[18:24] ---**
She won't be seen anyway,
so all we need is to imitate her voice.
**[18:26] ---**
Really?
**[18:27] ---**
Wait a minute here.
**[18:28] ---**
You're saying we'll deliberately
mislead our listeners.
**[18:31] ---**
Oh, c'mon... Why don't you
lighten up a bit, huh?
**[18:34] ---**
But where would we get someone
to imitate her voice?
**[18:37] ---**
I've thought of that.
**[18:38] ---**
Under normal circumstances, I,
the platoon leader, would do it myself,
**[18:42] ---**
but since I'm the host, I can't do it.
**[18:44] ---**
Lady Mois can't, either,
because she's the assistant.
**[18:47] ---**
Tamama probably still isn't
experienced enough for this task.
**[18:49] ---**
So that means...
**[18:52] ---**
Huh?
**[18:53] ---**
Corporal Giroro, I order you to
take on the role of Sumomo-chan!
**[18:56] ---**
What? ME?!
**[18:57] ---**
That's an order, Corporal.
**[18:59] ---**
B-But that's not...
**[19:01] ---**
Once you capture the hearts of
the listeners, all you have to say is,
**[19:04] ---**
"Please hand over Pekopon to us."
**[19:06] ---**
Just beg in a cute voice
over the radio,
**[19:07] ---**
and I'm sure we'll be able to accomplish
our goal of conquering Pekopon.
**[19:12] ---**
A-Are you sure?
**[19:13] ---**
Hurry up and make up your minds already.
**[19:16] ---**
We'll soon be back on the air.
**[19:18] ---**
You don't have to sound like her.
**[19:19] ---**
Just say you have a cold, and
they won't know it's not the real thing.
**[19:22] ---**
But this is all so sudden.
I need time to absorb this...
**[19:26] ---**
We're back, and we have in
the studio the biggest star
**[19:29] ---**
in the whole universe.
It's Sumomo-chan!
**[19:34] ---**
U-Uh...
**[19:36] ---**
Hello... I'm Sumomo...
**[19:39] ---**
Hello there, Sumomo-chan!
You look cute as ever.
**[19:41] ---**
That's Giroro...
**[19:43] ---**
Do you have a cold?
Your voice sounds really raspy.
**[19:45] ---**
I'm sorry to hear that you're sick and all.
**[19:47] ---**
But that won't stop me
from asking you tons of questions.
**[19:50] ---**
Why don't we start with an icebreaker?
**[19:52] ---**
What's your favorite color?
**[19:54] ---**
I-It's red.
**[19:55] ---**
You seem to be a little
too tense, Sumomo-chan.
**[19:58] ---**
Relax, relax.
**[20:00] ---**
Let's have Mois-chan
ask the next question.
**[20:03] ---**
Let me see... what's your most
valued possession at the moment?
**[20:06] ---**
My inertia-controlling
rocket launcher.
**[20:11] ---**
No, I mean, uhm...
m-my dreams, I guess...
**[20:16] ---**
Well, isn't that a cute answer? Dreams.
**[20:18] ---**
We should all value our dreams.
**[20:20] ---**
Let's move on to the next question.
**[20:21] ---**
So what have you been up to these days?
**[20:24] ---**
Walk-crawl-run training every day.
**[20:29] ---**
N-No... I mean... I've been
collecting all kinds of Keroro goods.
**[20:33] ---**
Oooh!
**[20:35] ---**
Keroro goods are really great!
**[20:36] ---**
They're so cute, those Keroro goods.
**[20:39] ---**
I've even heard that Keroro goods can
help lower your cholesterol!
**[20:46] ---**
The ratings have started dropping!
**[20:48] ---**
Or, like, total freefall?!
**[20:49] ---**
Okay, enough of the soft questions.
**[20:53] ---**
It's time for some hardcore stuff.
**[20:58] ---**
When you take a bath, which
part of your body do you soap first?
**[21:14] ---**
The nape of my neck.
**[21:16] ---**
The nape...
**[21:18] ---**
The nape...
**[21:20] ---**
The nape...
**[21:29] ---**
Operation "Sell All the Unsold
Keroro Goods" failed miserably.
***SIGN*** Failure
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Join in, everybody!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Again!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
We’re not done yet!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Mada mada!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
What the heck are we even doing here?
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Today over here, we kero-kero.
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kero!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Asu acchi de giro-giro
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Where will we be the day after that?
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:07] ---**
This is Giroro.
**[23:08] ---**
I hope you aren't all slacking off
just because it's summer vacation.
**[23:12] ---**
Warriors must polish their own
weapons, even on their days off.
**[23:15] ---**
Come on. There's not enough shine.
One. Two. One. Two.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that.
**[23:19] ---**
Next time, we'll encounter
some mysteries of the seas.
**[23:22] ---**
Well, Master Fuyuki will.
**[23:23] ---**
"Fuyuki Meets a Girl, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Fuyuki: The Ambassador of Nontolma, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories.
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!