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E215 - Keroro: Eight Wettle Kings, Sir! / Keroro: Wet Mission on Toad 3, Sir!

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[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Let's roll them up and play
    with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    "Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    "Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN    Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN    Strategy Meeting!!
    Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
    Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN    People should just go with the flow.
    It's not our fault!
    Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    "Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    "Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN    Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN    I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    "Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
    The rainy season has come again.
[01:35] ---
    When this time of year rolls around,
    does something in particular come to mind?
[01:38] ---
    That's right! The hero that
    was created from a slug.
[01:45] ---
    The first Wettle King became a true champion
    of justice and went off into space.
[01:50] ---
    The Mecha Wettle King plan ended in failure.
[01:54] ---
    But I won't give up.
[01:57] ---
    This time for sure, I'll slay
    the reborn Natsumigeddon II.
[02:02] ---
    Kurara!
[02:15] ---
    Keroro: Eight Wettle Kings, Sir!
[02:20] ---
    Sticky and humid... I hate the rainy season.
[02:25] ---
    I hope summer gets here soon.
[02:31] ---
    Target confirmed!
[02:33] ---
    No other Pekoponians are in sight!
[02:35] ---
    This is our chance, Mr. Sergeant!
[02:37] ---
    All right, Kurara!
    The time to attack has come!
[02:42] ---
    Click it!
SIGN    Vroooom
[02:45] ---
    What's that?
[02:48] ---
    B-Biker gang?!
[02:52] ---
    Fake Wet!
[02:55] ---
    Wettle King! You're back on Earth again?!
[02:59] ---
    Fake Wet!
[03:03] ---
    Don't slime me!
[03:07] ---
    Fake Wet!
SIGN    One
SIGN    Two
[03:10] ---
    Seven of them?! What's going on here?!
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Four
SIGN    Five
SIGN    Six
SIGN    Seven
[03:14] ---
    All right, click it here, too!
[03:18] ---
    Ow!
[03:20] ---
    Jeez! What is this?!
[03:23] ---
    W-Where am I?!
[03:29] ---
    Fake Wet!
[03:31] ---
    Fake Wet!
[03:31] ---
    Fake Wet!
[03:32] ---
    Fake Wet!
[03:32] ---
    Fake Wet!
[03:33] ---
    Fake Wet!
[03:34] ---
    Fake Wet!
[03:35] ---
    Fake Wet!
[03:37] ---
    Fake Wet!
[03:39] ---
    Wh-What do you intend to do to me?
[03:42] ---
    Slay you, of course!
[03:46] ---
    Stupid frog! I should've known
    you were behind this!
[03:49] ---
    Indeed.
[03:51] ---
    You're going to experience the awesome might
[03:53] ---
    of the seven fake Wettle Kings
[03:56] ---
    I ordered Kurara to create.
[03:59] ---
    Sheesh! We go through this every year,
    and you never learn your lesson!
[04:02] ---
    A word of fair warning.
[04:04] ---
    They have control devices embedded within.
SIGN    Here
[04:08] ---
    So they'll never suddenly decide
    to become heroes.
[04:11] ---
    Now, do it! Take down the reborn
    Natsumigeddon II!
[04:15] ---
    Fake Wet!
[04:20] ---
    One more thing I should mention.
[04:23] ---
    No one's coming to help you.
[04:25] ---
    I didn't want the
    red daruma doll to interfere,
[04:28] ---
    so we shot him with the "Don't you want to
     try going inside a dream?" Gun,
[04:29] ---
    Natsumi...
[04:32] ---
    Natchi... Natchi...
[04:33] ---
    which made him go beddy-bye!
[04:35] ---
    Fake Wet!
[04:39] ---
    You won't beat me!
[04:44] ---
    I can't do this!
[04:45] ---
    That's the way!
[04:53] ---
    Fake Wet...
[05:02] ---
    Fake Wet!
[05:06] ---
    I can't handle this! Somebody, help me!
[05:09] ---
    I already told you, remember?
[05:12] ---
    No one's coming to your aid.
[05:15] ---
    Gero?
[05:18] ---
    We? Wet!
[05:26] ---
    Who's that?
[05:27] ---
    Kero?
[05:37] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[05:39] ---
    Let's go!
[05:40] ---
    R-Right!
[05:42] ---
    Fake Wet?
[05:43] ---
    Come on! What are you doing?!
[05:47] ---
    Fake Wet!
[05:49] ---
    Call them off, Sergeant Keroro!
[05:55] ---
    Huh? What does that switch do?
[06:13] ---
    Um... Thank you.
[06:16] ---
    Nah, no need to thank me.
[06:20] ---
    H-He's handsome...
[06:22] ---
    Here.
SIGN    Uetsu Toru Reporter
[06:25] ---
    Uetsu Toru-san?
[06:27] ---
    Yeah. I'm a freelance reporter.
[06:30] ---
    Good to meet you.
[06:33] ---
    No! What am I doing?!
[06:35] ---
    My heart is set on Saburo-senpai!
[06:39] ---
    Still, Toru-san...
[06:41] ---
    ...is really handsome...
[06:44] ---
    Toru-san, you know about me, right?
[06:47] ---
    Huh?
[06:48] ---
    When you saved me, you said my name.
[06:51] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[06:53] ---
    And you know about the stupid frog, too.
[06:55] ---
    That's because I'm a reporter.
[06:58] ---
    My job is to investigate aliens
[07:01] ---
    and UFOs, then write articles about it.
[07:05] ---
    Then...
[07:08] ---
    It's okay. I'm going to
    keep all you guys a secret.
[07:12] ---
    Th-Thank you!
[07:14] ---
    But how do you know about us?
[07:19] ---
    Toru-san?
[07:19] ---
    It's them.
[07:21] ---
    It seems they haven't given up yet.
[07:24] ---
    Natchi, please forgive me.
[07:27] ---
    I am doing it for Mr. Sergeant.
[07:33] ---
    Fake Wet!
[07:34] ---
    Click it!
[07:38] ---
    Again?!
[07:39] ---
    Fake Wet! Fake Wet!
[07:42] ---
    Stop this futile battle!
[07:44] ---
    Gori gorira!
[07:46] ---
    I don't know who you are, other than a
    Pekoponian who's pooping on my party!
[07:51] ---
    But this time, prepare yourself!
[07:54] ---
    Go, seven Wettle Kings!
[07:56] ---
    Fake Wet!
[07:59] ---
    Don't slime me!
[08:02] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[08:07] ---
    At this rate, Natsumi-san will...
[08:11] ---
    Natsumi-san...
[08:12] ---
    Yes?
[08:14] ---
    You're... You're the one person
    I wanted to keep the truth from.
[08:18] ---
    I'm... You see, I'm...
[08:21] ---
    ...Wettle King.
[08:23] ---
    Wettle King, whom you find repulsive!
[08:34] ---
    Wettle Change!
[08:49] ---
    Gori!
[08:52] ---
    T-Toru-san!
SIGN    The Original Wettle King
[08:56] ---
    Wet!
[08:58] ---
    Th-The original Wettle King!
[09:00] ---
    Right!
[09:00] [SONG] ---
    Wettle!
[09:01] ---
    Kero!
[09:02] ---
    Since rainy season has come,
[09:04] ---
    I figured you scoundrels
    were plotting another evil scheme,
[09:06] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[09:08] ---
    so I returned to this planet!
[09:10] ---
    To protect Natsumi-san!
[09:13] ---
    Gero! It sounds like you learned to
    talk normally somewhere along the line!
[09:16] ---
    However, your days as a hero are over!
[09:20] ---
    Now, everyone! Finish this!
[09:22] [SONG] ---
    You destroy the precious peace...
[09:23] ---
    Fake Wet!
[09:28] [SONG] ---
    There you are, Natsumi, the terrifying
    enemy! Fight, our Wettle King!
[09:29] ---
    Fake Wet!
[09:36] ---
    They did it!
[09:38] [SONG] ---
    That squishy, slimy valiant figure
    has a sticky, gooey body of justice.
[09:38] ---
    Wettle Wave!
SIGN    Wettle Wave
[09:47] [SONG] ---
    Until the day comes when we
[09:53] ---
    Huh? The control devices have gone kaput.
[09:54] [SONG] ---
    Make the blue, sparkling Pekopon ours,
[09:57] ---
    Gero? In other words...
[10:00] ---
    Wet!
[10:01] [SONG] ---
    Fight, run, stick to things!
[10:02] ---
    Heroic Wettle Kings are born!
SIGN    Heroic Wettle Kings!!
[10:04] [SONG] ---
    Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
[10:06] ---
    All of their "heroic hearts" have awakened!
[10:08] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[10:08] ---
    Wet!
[10:12] ---
    Y-You're acting like we're evil invaders!
[10:16] ---
    Exactly.
[10:21] ---
    Are we going to make contact
    with something soon?
[10:33] ---
    I promise to come running whenever
    you're in a pinch, Natsumi-san.
[10:38] ---
    Toru-san...
[10:39] ---
    The Wettle Kings went off to patrol the
    universe, and all seemed safe again.
[10:47] ---
    However...
SIGN    Wettle King 5
[10:48] ---
    ...Wettle King 5's slimy constitution
[10:51] ---
    attracted a fearsome enemy!
[10:59] ---
    W-Wet?!
[11:01] ---
    But that was no more than
    the prelude to a new terror.
[11:17] ---
    Right now, a new terror from space
    is approaching Earth.
[11:22] ---
    But the sergeant and his platoon
    have no inkling of this yet.
[11:29] ---
    Aloha!
[11:31] ---
    How's the weather over there,
    Pekopointy-heads?
[11:34] ---
    It's poifect over here.
[11:37] ---
    To be honest, I love me
    a damp rainy season...
[11:40] ---
    ...but it's to keep away the Nyororo, who
    love humidity even more, so there's no choice.
[11:45] ---
    Or, like, pressing problem?
[11:57] ---
    What's this, all of a sudden?
[11:58] ---
    Gero!
[12:02] ---
    Sarge?
[12:03] ---
    You're behind this, aren't you?!
[12:05] ---
    No, I didn't mean for this to happen...
[12:09] ---
    The house is gonna catch
    on fire at this rate.
[12:14] ---
    We have a situation on the
    solar-radiating satellite, Toad 3.
[12:18] ---
    The controls aren't working anymore.
[12:20] ---
    What?!
[12:25] ---
    Keroro: Wet Mission on Toad 3, Sir!
[12:40] ---
    Still, you two didn't have to come with.
[12:44] ---
    What are you talking about?
[12:45] ---
    I'm not sitting on the sidelines
    when my house might burn down!
[12:49] ---
    That's...
[12:50] ---
    ...Toad 3.
[12:51] ---
    It's lit up!
[12:53] ---
    The reflective panels are not moving!
[12:55] ---
    What's wrong with them?
[12:57] ---
    According to the sensors,
     there are signs that something got inside.
[13:01] ---
    Whatever that is probably sabotaged us.
[13:03] ---
    Pardon? What's inside?!
[13:05] ---
    Don't ask me.
[13:14] ---
    Be careful!
[13:15] ---
    A-Anyway, let's go to the control room.
[13:20] ---
    Well, Kululu? Have you found anything?
[13:22] ---
    Take a look at this.
[13:25] ---
    These are experimental plants.
[13:28] ---
    They're all dried up.
[13:31] ---
    Ge! That's...
[13:33] ---
    The water storage tanks.
[13:34] ---
    They are totally empty!
[13:36] ---
    Not only that.
[13:38] ---
    All the water on board is gone.
[13:40] ---
    That includes the cooling water
    in every section.
[13:42] ---
    Then...
[13:43] ---
    In other words, overheating is
    the cause of the malfunction?
[13:48] ---
    But how?
[13:49] ---
    Or, like, crisis causes?
[13:51] ---
    Anyway,
[13:53] ---
    we can't control the solar panels
    that are aimed at the Hinata house.
[13:56] ---
    In fact, the entire system is on the verge
    of going out of control, and if it does...
[14:02] ---
    Boom!
[14:07] ---
    Oh, no! Our rocket!
[14:16] ---
    Something is inside!
[14:18] ---
    What is it?
[14:19] ---
    K-Kero?
[14:20] ---
    What's that?
[14:23] ---
    Nyorottle...
[14:27] ---
    Nyorottle!
[14:28] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What are they?!
[14:31] ---
    Kululu!
[14:32] ---
    I analyzed them. It's...
[14:35] ---
    ...a genetic level merging of one
    of the Wettle Kings with a Nyororo.
[14:38] ---
    That is, it's a Nyorottle King!
[14:41] ---
    S-Say what?!
[14:43] ---
    My guess is, it sniffed out the water here
[14:46] ---
    on the way to Pekopon.
[14:48] ---
    But there are many of them!
[14:50] ---
    Nyoro!
[14:56] ---
    Nyottle!
[14:59] ---
    It divided?!
[15:00] ---
    They stole all the water on board.
[15:03] ---
    Here they come!
[15:09] ---
    Nyoro!
[15:12] ---
    Natsumi! What's wrong?!
[15:14] ---
    If it was originally a Wettle King...
[15:18] ---
    ...maybe Toru-san...
[15:22] ---
    Nyorottle!
[15:23] ---
    Natsumi-dono!
[15:26] ---
    Dororo!
[15:27] ---
    Kero!
[15:28] ---
    Dororo!
[15:31] ---
    I was careless...
[15:34] ---
    Ge-ge! Dororo-senpai!
[15:36] ---
    Nyottle!
[15:40] ---
    G-Gero...
[15:43] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[15:48] ---
    Toru-san!
[15:50] ---
    That's the changed form
    of one of my comrades.
[15:53] ---
    Eh?! What's the Wettle King doing here?
[15:56] ---
    Him?
[15:58] ---
    I told you before!
[16:00] ---
    I'll come running if you're in a pinch!
[16:03] ---
    Now! Leave this to me!
[16:05] ---
    They're all yours!
[16:07] ---
    Th-Thank you!
[16:10] ---
    Halt, comrades!
[16:12] ---
    Do not give in to the evil in your heart!
[16:14] ---
    Conquer yourself!
[16:23] ---
    C-Close the door!
[16:25] ---
    Toru-san is still out there!
[16:34] ---
    T-Toru-san?
[16:41] ---
    For now, the Hinata house is out of danger,
[16:43] ---
    but Toad 3 here can't hold out!
[16:49] ---
    And they could break through
    this door any second!
[16:52] ---
    Or, like, dreadful status?
[16:54] ---
    What should we do?!
[16:56] ---
    Nyorottle King is a combination of
    a Nyoro and a Wettle King, right?
[17:02] ---
    Then maybe there's some way we can
    separate them into their original selves?
[17:05] ---
    Nice idea, kid!
[17:08] ---
    If we use the sensors and surveillance lasers
[17:10] ---
    to irradiate every corner of Toad 3
    with an "If we lived twice" beam,
[17:15] ---
    we may be able to split them apart.
[17:18] ---
    But then it would affect us, too...
[17:22] ---
    Yes. So before we fire the beam,
[17:25] ---
    we'll use this to escape!
[17:27] ---
    Gero!
[17:29] ---
    But there's still a problem.
[17:31] ---
    There are Nyorottles everywhere!
[17:34] ---
    If we're attacked en route
    to the escape ship,
[17:36] ---
    it's all over.
[17:38] ---
    Oh, no!
[17:40] ---
    I'll be a decoy.
[17:41] ---
    Toru-san!
[17:43] ---
    It's okay. I can fly through space,
[17:45] ---
    so I can escape on my own.
[17:47] ---
    But...!
[17:48] ---
    Yeah! Yeah! Let's go with that!
[17:50] ---
    You blockhead!
[17:54] ---
    H-Here I am!
[18:01] ---
    All right, let's go!
[18:03] ---
    Yeah!
[18:10] ---
    Toru-san!
[18:11] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[18:13] ---
    We're ready to take off!
[18:14] ---
    But there are three Nyorottles
    outside the hatch!
[18:17] ---
    Crud! They must've gotten out somehow!
[18:22] ---
    This is pointless unless all of them
    are inside the station.
[18:25] ---
    Toru-san, I'm sorry.
[18:27] ---
    But please!
[18:29] ---
    Understood!
[18:34] ---
    Go ahead! Take off!
[18:35] ---
    All right! Opening the hatch!
[18:43] ---
    Here I go!
[18:45] ---
    Wettle Change!
[18:51] ---
    Wet!
[18:57] ---
    Wet!
[18:58] [SONG] ---
    Resounding throughout the soggy galaxy,
[19:03] ---
    Nyoro!
[19:03] [SONG] ---
    If voice cries out for help from far away,
    Wettle King will return home.
[19:07] ---
    Takeoff!
[19:13] ---
    Yes! A successful escape!
[19:13] [SONG] ---
    Even if his cracking legs shatter, his fist
    of judgment will be released with a squish.
[19:15] ---
    Wet...
[19:19] ---
    Wet!
[19:20] [SONG] ---
    Until Pekopon, overflowing with light,
[19:25] ---
    Wet!
[19:27] ---
    Now!
[19:29] [SONG] ---
    Is full of hopeful voices.
[19:36] [SONG] ---
    Even if you don't want him,
    he'll definitely come.
[19:40] ---
    Wow!
[19:40] [SONG] ---
    Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
[19:40] ---
    Like I thought, they're all becoming one.
[19:43] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[19:43] ---
    H-How far will they go back?
[19:45] ---
    Who knows?
[19:47] ---
    Maybe they'll split into two once more...
[19:54] ---
    That was close.
[19:55] ---
    We made it by a thread.
[20:04] ---
    Wet!
[20:06] ---
    W-What is he doing?!
[20:11] ---
    Toru-san!
[20:12] ---
    Wettle King!
[20:27] ---
    Why? Why?!
[20:30] ---
    W-What's that?!
[20:33] ---
    Kero?
[20:34] ---
    Pardon?
[20:35] ---
    No way...
[20:43] ---
    Wet!
SIGN    The Former Wettle King 5
[20:50] ---
    He went back in there...
[20:52] ---
    ...to save his comrade!
[20:54] ---
    Toru-san!
[20:55] ---
    A person's actions decide their worth.
[20:59] ---
    And he knew that.
[21:01] ---
    He made me bawl again!
[21:05] ---
    Nin, nin!
[21:06] ---
    Tch. A boring outcome this year, too.
[21:09] ---
    Well, all's well that ends well!
[21:12] ---
    Stupid frog!
[21:14] ---
    Wettle King taught us that all life
    is precious, no matter how small.
[21:20] ---
    And then he flew off to the
    far reaches of space again.
[21:23] ---
    Thank you, Wettle King!
[21:25] ---
    Whether or not we'll be able to see your valiant
    figure again depends on everyone's support.
[21:30] ---
    Wet!
SIGN    The End
    Wet Mission on Toad 3
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
    K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
    Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    (My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    (Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    "Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    (Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    (E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    (Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    (Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    (That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    (Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    "Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    (Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    (Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Playing around with operations.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Okkashii na...
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
    then I get down in the dumps.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    "Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    (You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    (Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    (Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    (Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
    K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
    Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
SIGN    Chuckle
[23:07] ---
    Corporal Giroro here.
[23:08] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo here.
[23:10] ---
    Doesn't it seem like we've been
    doing nothing but jokes recently?
[23:12] ---
    It's because we don't have
    a serious invasion plan!
SIGN    That
[23:15] ---
    I prefer getting laughs
    to aiding in the invasion.
SIGN    Ohhhh
[23:18] ---
    That aside, you have been getting
    a lot of laughs, Dororo-kun.
SIGN    Click
[23:22] ---
    "Keroro: Invade with Compression, Sir?"
[23:25] ---
    "Fuyuki: The Legend of the
    Hinata Family Treasure, Sir!"
SIGN    Company Secrets
SIGN    Even 26 years old is okay
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!