E170 - Fuyuki & Keroro: Unveil the Seven Mysteries, Sir! / Pururu & Chiruyo: Secret Friends, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:34] ---
    Spine-chilling monsters
    lurk in schools at night.
[02:06] ---
    Please... stop it, Satsuki...
[02:09] ---
    Not yet. The really scary part
     is yet to come.
[02:13] ---
    And then... the next day, when they
    looked in the school courtyard...
[02:21] ---
    Fuyuki & Keroro:
    Unveil the Seven Mysteries, Sir!
[02:27] ---
    And there...
[02:29] ---
    ...instead of books...
[02:31] ---
    ...holding a butcher's knife
    covered in blood...
SIGN    Ninomiya Kinjiro
[02:36] ---
    ...was a statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro!
[02:41] ---
    Hm? Ninomiya Kinjiro?
[02:43] ---
    It's a pretty well-known story,
    one of Kissho Academy's seven mysteries.
[02:48] ---
    W-Well, yes, this kind of tale
    is nothing new.
[02:51] ---
    It's true, I tell you! Some of the other kids
    say they've seen way more than that!
[02:55] ---
    The majority of those types of stories have
    no actual relation to any ghostly phenomenon,
SIGN    White Shadow
[03:00] ---
    and have logical explanations.
SIGN    Dead pampas grass
[03:03] ---
    It's a bit of a shame.
SIGN    Occult Club President Hinata Fuyuki
[03:05] ---
    A statement worthy of the
    Occult Club President!
SIGN    Kissho Academy Seven Mysteries
[03:08] ---
    For example, the first of the seven
    mysteries of Kissho Academy...
SIGN    Mystery One
SIGN    The Forbidden Toilet
[03:12] ---
    ...is the forbidden toilet whose door
    doesn't open even though there's no one inside.
[03:16] ---
    When I investigated it, I found
    that the door was just poorly constructed.
SIGN    Grriiiiikkkk
SIGN    Mystery Two
[03:22] ---
    And the anatomical model in the science
    lab that weeps on rainy nights...
SIGN    The Weeping Anatomical Model
[03:30] ---
    ...was just a leaky roof dripping down
    from the ceiling onto the model's face.
SIGN    Leaky Ceiling Drops
[03:36] ---
    Master Fuyuki, that's quite
    some detective work, sir!
[03:41] ---
    Then... what about the running
    statue of Ninomiya Kinjirou?
SIGN    Running Statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro
SIGN    The White Face that Appears in the Mirror on the 3rd Floor of the North Building
[03:44] ---
    The white face that appears in the mirror
    on the 3rd floor of the north building?!
SIGN    AV Room
SIGN    Uuuuuuuuuuh...
SIGN    The Snivelling Voice
    that Can be Heard from
    the AV Room at 2 a.m.
[03:47] ---
    The snivelling voice that can be heard
    from the AV room at 2 a.m.?!
SIGN    The Stairs that have a Different Number of Steps When You Go Up and When You Go Down
[03:53] ---
    The stairs that have a different number of steps
    when you go up and when you go down?
[03:58] ---
    Can you explain all of those?!
[04:00] ---
    Well, I'm not done investigating yet...
[04:02] ---
    Gero gerori.
[04:04] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[04:06] ---
    As a great detective,
    my little grey cells and I
SIGN    Little Grey Cells
SIGN    Mysteries
[04:10] ---
    will show you we can solve all
    of those mysteries, ma'am!
[04:14] ---
    Yes, yes.
[04:21] ---
    Are you sure it's all right
    just to come in like this?
[04:24] ---
    Wh-Wh-What relation does this have
    to the invasion of Pekopon?
[04:28] ---
    If I show her how swiftly and effortlessly
    I can solve these mysteries,
[04:32] ---
    Lady Natsumi will gain some
    slight respect for me, sir!
[04:36] ---
    I-I-Isn't there some other strategy
    that could achieve that?
[04:48] ---
    Mr. Corporal, it is a mirror.
[04:51] ---
    What?
[04:52] ---
    That's one of the seven mysteries,
[04:54] ---
    the mirror on the 3rd floor
    of the north building.
SIGN    Mystery Three
SIGN    North Building
    Mirror On The 3rd Floor
[04:59] ---
    And a white face appears here?
[05:02] ---
    Does it look like this?
[05:10] ---
    Lessee.
[05:12] ---
    Noooo! Why is there a
    bloodied handprint there?!
SIGN    Unconscious
[05:15] ---
    He's unconscious.
SIGN    Facial Pack
[05:17] ---
    Ah, my pores are so dirty.
[05:20] ---
    I see.
[05:22] ---
    I have solved the entire mystery!
[05:24] ---
    Already?!
[05:27] ---
    A horrifying and sad truth
    lies behind this case.
[05:33] ---
    A veteran with a scarred face,
[05:35] ---
    embroiled in a family quarrel revolving
    around his grandfather's inheritance...
SIGN    Family Quarrel
    Mystery
    Succession to the Inheritance
    Masked Man
    Mystery
[05:39] ---
    That's not it, Sarge.
[05:40] ---
    Gero?!
[05:42] ---
    This is paint.
[05:44] ---
    Paint?
SIGN    Art Room
[05:46] ---
    It's right across from the art room.
[05:58] ---
    Look carefully, Sis.
    It's a plaster bust for sketching!
[06:02] ---
    A... a bust?
[06:05] ---
    This was the real identity of
    the white face in the mirror!
[06:11] ---
    When you figure these things out,
    it's surprisingly... underwhelming, isn't it?
SIGN    Mystery Four
[06:17] ---
    The next of the seven mysteries...
SIGN    AV Room
[06:19] ---
    ...is the snivelling voice that can be
    heard from the AV room at 2 a.m.
SIGN    The Snivelling Voice
    that Can be Heard from
    the AV Room at 2 a.m.
[06:28] ---
    This is... "5... yen... statue?"
SIGN    500 Million Yen Crime Reaches Statute of Limitations
[06:31] ---
    "500 million yen crime reaches
    statute of limitations"...
[06:35] ---
    I see! I've got it, sir!
[06:39] ---
    That 500 million yen robbery!
[06:41] ---
    The culprit hid the money
    he stole in this AV room!
SIGN    500 million yen
[06:45] ---
    And so that no one would find that out,
[06:47] ---
    he used a tape recorder to record a
    snivelling voice and had it play at nights,
SIGN    Snivelling
[06:52] ---
    so that everyone would be
    too scared to approach it. And then...
[06:55] ---
    That's not it, Sarge.
[06:56] ---
    Ge!
[06:57] ---
    The hint is "2 a.m.."
[07:00] ---
    What's showing on TV
    Inner-Tokyo at that time?
SIGN    2:00 [SUB] Captain Geroro (FINAL) (Repeat) 2:30 [SUB] Gerlock
[07:02] ---
    Reruns of Captain Geroro!
SIGN    Uuuuuuuuuuh...
[07:08] ---
    S-Someone's in there!
[07:10] ---
    Sh. Keep it down.
SIGN    Uuuuuuuuuuuh...
[07:15] ---
    It must be the teacher on night duty!
SIGN    Uuuuuuuuuuuh...
[07:21] ---
    It's Captain Geroro!
[07:23] ---
    Yes. Today is the last episode of
    the first season of Captain Geroro.
[07:27] ---
    That episode always brings
    tears to my eyes, sir.
[07:30] ---
    The teacher must have been
    watching this every week.
[07:34] ---
    The truth was that stupid?
[07:37] ---
    The next mystery.
SIGN    Mystery Five
SIGN    The Stairs that have
    a Different Number Of Steps
    When You Go Up and When You Go Down
[07:39] ---
    The stairs that have a different number of steps
    when you go up and when you go down...
[07:43] ---
    This is the easiest one by far, sir!
[07:45] ---
    Y-You've got it already?
[07:47] ---
    What if the one counting the number of steps
[07:50] ---
    was 556?
[07:58] ---
    Don't be silly. Even 556-san
    can at least count properly.
SIGN    Calligraphy Club Fuurinkazan Simple Meals Bright Future
[08:04] ---
    Works by the Calligraphy Club!
[08:06] ---
    Oh, I get it!
[08:08] ---
    It's because, while they were
    counting the number of steps,
[08:10] ---
    one of them asked what level
    they'd reached in calligraphy!
SIGN    1 step
[08:15] ---
    1, 2, 3...
SIGN    2 steps
SIGN    3 steps
[08:18] ---
    Hey, what level are you in calligraphy?
[08:21] ---
    4.
SIGN    4 steps
[08:21] ---
    Wow, that's impressive...
[08:23] ---
    It's not that amazing.
SIGN    5 steps
[08:24] ---
    5, 6...
SIGN    6 steps
[08:26] ---
    Yes. It was the same logic as that
    old rakugo "Time Noodles" story!
[08:30] ---
    What time is it?
[08:33] ---
    Oh! Excellent deduction, Master Fuyuki!
[08:35] ---
    Is that all it has to be?
[08:38] ---
    All that's left is the mystery of the
    running statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro.
SIGN    Mystery Six
SIGN    The Running Statue
    of Ninomiya Kinjiro
[08:42] ---
    Gero? This is Ninomiya Kinjiro?
SIGN    Ninomiya Kinjiro
[08:45] ---
    Yes. His real name is
    Ninomiya Sontoku, though.
SIGN    Ninomiya Sontoku
[08:49] ---
    But... this one is the only one
    that's got me totally stumped.
[08:54] ---
    It might actually be a ghostly phenomenon.
SIGN    Ghostly Phenomenon
[08:58] ---
    I see!
[08:59] ---
    I have solved the entire mystery, sir!
SIGN    Solved
[09:07] ---
    The time is precisely
    three o'clock in the morning.
[09:09] ---
    In just a moment, this statue
    will begin to move, sir.
[09:12] ---
    And it will do so right foot first,
    with a stride of 30 centimeters,
SIGN    Right Foot
SIGN    30 cm
SIGN    North-North-West
[09:15] ---
    heading north-north-west at a
    speed of 30 km/h. Quite fast.
SIGN    30 km/h
[09:20] ---
    How do you know all those details?
[09:22] ---
    And it is now...
[09:24] ---
    ...3 a.m.!
[09:31] ---
    Right foot first, stride of 30 centimeters!
SIGN    30 cm
SIGN    North-North-West!
[09:37] ---
    North-north-west!
[09:44] ---
    Exactly 30 km/h.
[09:46] ---
    Wow, Sarge! How did you know that?!
[09:49] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[09:51] ---
    He is headed for the cooking room!
[09:54] ---
    And there he is...
[09:57] ---
    ...filleting a fish!
[10:00] ---
    Why fish...?!
[10:01] ---
    Come on, how did you know that, Sarge?
[10:03] ---
    Do you want to know, sir?
[10:05] ---
    Don't leave me hanging! Come on, tell us!
[10:08] ---
    Sashimi!
[10:09] ---
    The truth is...
[10:14] ---
    We sneakily put this thing here quite
    a while ago to investigate your school.
[10:17] ---
    And then we totally forgot
    it existed. It's a spy robot!
[10:22] ---
    Oh, delicious!
[10:25] ---
    Ahhh... Now that you mention it,
    we did do that once...
[10:28] ---
    Oh, am I glad we left the optional
    sashimi function enabled, sir!
[10:34] ---
    Why do you do stupid things like this?!
[10:37] ---
    Gero!!
[10:40] ---
    And so, the seven mysteries of
    Kissho Academy were all solved.
[10:44] ---
    ...Except...
[10:47] ---
    Gero? Hold on, they're the seven mysteries,
    but weren't there only six?
[10:51] ---
    What about the seventh?
[10:52] ---
    Ah, never mind that one.
[10:54] ---
    No one knows the seventh.
[10:56] ---
    Huh? Why?
[10:58] ---
    Why?
[11:01] ---
    Because anyone who learns all seven...
[11:03] ---
    ...is said to fall victim to a terrible fate.
[11:07] ---
    G-Gero...
[11:12] ---
    I know the seventh one...
[11:17] ---
    Gero! Don't tell meee!
[11:21] ---
    Does your school have seven mysteries?
[11:33] ---
    Chief Nurse Pururu has come to visit
    Sergeant Keroro for the first time in a while.
[11:37] ---
    She's Sergeant Keroro's childhood friend.
[11:40] ---
    Huh. So, Chief Nurse Pururu,
    are you here on Pekopon for some sightseeing?
[11:46] ---
    Just to Kyushu.
[11:48] ---
    I had a relaxing time in the hot springs.
    It was a lot of fun!
SIGN    Milk Pudding
[11:52] ---
    Here you are, a souvenir.
[11:54] ---
    Gero? Pudding, as a Kyushu souvenir?
SIGN    Instant
    Dumplings
[11:57] ---
    Not instant dumplings?
[11:59] ---
    It's apparently a popular dessert
    you can only buy locally.
[12:02] ---
    Oh, I see, I see!
[12:04] ---
    Pururu-chan, it seems you've become quite
    accustomed to life on Pekopon, ma'am!
[12:09] ---
    I'd say so!
SIGN    Potato Chips
[12:10] ---
    Although not as much as you, Keroro-kun.
[12:12] ---
    Stupid frog! Have you seen my pink socks?
[12:16] ---
    You were on laundry duty yesterday, right?
[12:18] ---
    Ahh, yes, yes, ma'am!
[12:20] ---
    Wait just a moment.
[12:22] ---
    Honestly, that Lady Natsumi! Without me,
[12:24] ---
    she can't do anything at all, ma'am!
[12:27] ---
    Coming, coming!
[12:29] ---
    Keroro-kun seems to be having fun.
[12:32] ---
    I wonder if there are any houses that
    would let me stay without paying.
[12:38] ---
    Pururu & Chiruyo: Secret Friends, Sir!
[12:44] ---
    I'm home!
[12:45] ---
    Ah, welcome home, Fuyuki!
[12:47] ---
    Oh, Master Fuyuki!
    You returned at a good time, sir!
[12:51] ---
    We were just eating the puddings
    she brought back as a souvenir!
[12:54] ---
    Ohh, that looks delicious!
[13:00] ---
    3:08 p.m. Returns straight home from school.
[13:04] ---
    Snack: Souvenir pudding.
[13:06] ---
    You're familiar with this memo-taking girl:
    she's Tsukigami Chiruyo.
SIGN    Tsukigami Chiruyo
[13:09] ---
    Huh? Pururu-chan! It's been a while!
[13:14] ---
    I didn't know you'd come to visit!
[13:15] ---
    I hope I'm not intruding!
[13:17] ---
    Who's that violet-colored alien?
[13:21] ---
    Apart from the green alien, I've seen
    a red, black, and yellow one, but...
[13:25] ---
    So there's another one now?
SIGN    New Member of the Alien Comedy Group?!
[13:27] ---
    A new member of the alien comedy group?!
[13:30] ---
    Who's there?!
[13:36] ---
    Tsukigami-san?
[13:40] ---
    I... I'm sorry!
[13:42] ---
    That girl was still investigating
    the stupid frogs?
[13:45] ---
    Dear me. What trouble these people are!
[13:48] ---
    I-Is this going to be okay?
[13:50] ---
    For other Pekoponians to find out about us?
[13:53] ---
    Ahh, that's probably not a problem.
[13:57] ---
    What do I do...? Fuyuki-kun caught me!
SIGN    Chiruyo Memo
    No. 3114
[14:01] ---
    And... that violet alien is pretty sharp.
[14:05] ---
    She had a syringe...
[14:07] ---
    A doctor skit?
SIGN    Doctor Skit
[14:09] ---
    Husband-and-wife comedy duo?
SIGN    Husband-And-Wife Comedy Duo
[14:11] ---
    Still under that same misconception.
[14:19] ---
    This should be her room.
[14:22] ---
    Keroro-kun and the others
    said it'd be fine, but...
[14:24] ---
    ...the way she conducted herself...
    she's no ordinary person.
[14:27] ---
    This many reports?
[14:30] ---
    She really is... a Pekoponian spy,
    trying to look into the Keron Army!
[14:34] ---
    This one also has the wrong idea.
[14:42] ---
    You're the new member of the alien comedy
    group who I saw at Fuyuki-kun's house!
SIGN    Comedy Alien
[14:47] ---
    Comedy...? What are you talking about?
[14:49] ---
    What about you? You've been
    writing these reports!
SIGN    Chiruyo Memo No. 267
[14:52] ---
    Ah! Not that!
[14:57] ---
    These are...
SIGN    
SIGN    
SIGN    Fuyuki-kun
[15:02] ---
    Don't look! This isn't...!
[15:05] ---
    Oh... She likes Fuyuki-kun.
[15:08] ---
    So that's why...
[15:09] ---
    This is perfect!
[15:11] ---
    Um, excuse me, but...
[15:13] ---
    ...would you mind allowing me to stay here?
[15:17] ---
    Why do I have to keep a
    comedy alien around here?
SIGN    Comedy Alien
[15:21] ---
    I'm not a comedy alien...
[15:24] ---
    But, look! Don't you think it would be good
    for both of us in a number of ways?
[15:28] ---
    Good...?
SIGN    Comedy Aliens
[15:30] ---
    She's right!
[15:32] ---
    As a fellow comedy-alien-keeper,
[15:35] ---
    I might be able to get closer to Fuyuki-kun!
[15:38] ---
    I could observe him so much more,
    memo so much more,
[15:42] ---
    and... Fuyuki-kun could also...
[15:46] ---
    7:52 p.m.
[15:48] ---
    Chiruyo-chan is drawing spirals on the
    carpet with the index finger of her right hand
[15:52] ---
    while holding in her left hand a cookie
    she bought at Supermarket Oba...
[15:55] ---
    Ahh! Fuyuki-kun jotting down
    memos about me...
[15:59] ---
    Excuse me... Are you okay?
[16:02] ---
    I-It's nothing.
[16:04] ---
    I'm sorry.
[16:06] ---
    It might not be too bad to
    allow you to freeload here.
[16:09] ---
    Then it's settled!
[16:10] ---
    I was just looking for
    a place to stay, anyway.
[16:14] ---
    They call this "give and take"
    on Pekopon, right?
[16:18] ---
    Give and take?
[16:24] ---
    What do you think?
[16:26] ---
    Simply changing to contacts creates quite
    a different impression, doesn't it?
[16:29] ---
    The skirt suits you well, too.
[16:31] ---
    D-Does it?
[16:33] ---
    All right, here we go!
[16:35] ---
    What's wrong?
[16:37] ---
    It's my first time coming
    in through the front door.
[16:40] ---
    Huh? What's up, Tsukigami-san?
[16:42] ---
    Didn't recognize her for a moment?
[16:44] ---
    Pururu-chan?
[16:45] ---
    Don't you think this kind
    of fashion suits her?
[16:48] ---
    H-Hey...
[16:49] ---
    Yeah. It suits her really well!
[16:55] ---
    Oh, Pururu-chan! Could this be...
[16:57] ---
    Yes! Chiruyo-chan has agreed
    to let me stay at her house.
[17:01] ---
    So we thought we'd greet you officially.
[17:04] ---
    U-Um... err...
[17:06] ---
    I... I hope we can get along!
[17:10] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's room...
[17:12] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's room, from a place
    other than the ceiling...
[17:14] ---
    Oh, right! Memo! I have to take a memo!
SIGN    Black Pipe Bed
[17:18] ---
    The bed is a black pipe bed.
SIGN    Light Blue
[17:20] ---
    The sheets are a pale blue color.
SIGN    Unidentified Creatures That Actually Exist The Astonishing Pyramid Towers
[17:22] ---
    Bottom shelf of the bookcase,
    from right to left:
[17:24] ---
    Unidentified Creatures That Actually Exist,
SIGN    Bed neat and tidy Sheets, light blue Bookcase, bottom shelf, right to left: "Unidentified Animals That Actually Exist"
[17:26] ---
    The Astonishing Pyramid Power...
[17:28] ---
    Ah! You know, Chiruyo-chan was under
    the impression that you're comedians.
[17:34] ---
    She said you were going to do a doctor
    husband-and-wife comedy skit with me.
[17:36] ---
    Hmph! How pathetic!
[17:39] ---
    I see!
[17:40] ---
    A doctor husband-and-wife comedy skit!
    That's a new idea, ma'am!
[17:44] ---
    Okay, Pururu-chan, want to give it a try?
[17:46] ---
    Why do I have to be your
     comedy partner, huh?
[17:49] ---
    There!
[17:50] ---
    Gerooo!
SIGN    Husband-And-Wife Doctor Comedy Duo
[17:52] ---
    Doctor husband-and-wife comedy duo!
[17:54] ---
    Nggghh! Jealousy!
[17:57] ---
    I am the only one allowed to do a
    husband-and-wife comedy duo with Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Busily Memoing!
[18:02] ---
    Oh! Private Tamama! What good timing!
[18:05] ---
    Then, we'll form a new comedy group
    with all three of us!
SIGN    Nankyoku Tamae
[18:09] ---
    Nankyoku Tamae!
SIGN    Aozora Keroko
[18:11] ---
    Aozora Keroko!
[18:13] ---
    Ah, Pururu-chan, you can be "Unabara Pururi."
SIGN    Unabara Pururi
[18:18] ---
    Hey! Giroro! Don't just sit there spaced out!
[18:20] ---
    Come on! Cucuruz Doan!
[18:22] ---
    Don't involve me in this!
SIGN    Cucuruz Doan
[18:24] ---
    C-Cucuruz Doan!
[18:26] ---
    And you're doing it anyway.
[18:29] ---
    Top shelf. Encyclopedia of World Mysteries,
[18:31] ---
    Secrets of the Human Form,
[18:33] ---
    The Bare Minimum 100 Secrets
    You Should Know About Chupacabra...
[18:37] ---
    Let's leave the slapstick there
    and go to the secret base.
SIGN    Slapstick
[18:41] ---
    Chiruyo-chan, you can handle the rest, right?
[18:46] ---
    Okay, let's go, you guys!
[18:48] ---
    Gero? Why?
[18:50] ---
    Ah, you mean, we should talk about
    our material backstage first?
[18:53] ---
    Just go!
[18:55] ---
    Gosh, why are men all so dense?
[18:58] ---
    Dense?
[19:00] ---
    C-Could it be...
[19:01] ---
    ...that our slapstick... isn't funny?
[19:06] ---
    Is slapstick itself out-of-fashion nowadays?
SIGN    I can do it myself!
[19:08] ---
    Are solo acts the way to go?
[19:10] ---
    The hot thing now is husband-and-wife
    comedy couples with two men!
[19:12] ---
    Come on, come on!
[19:13] ---
    Solo acts...
[19:15] ---
    Relax and enjoy yourselves!
[19:20] ---
    But it's my room!
[19:21] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's smile...
[19:21] ---
    Of course I'll relax!
[19:24] ---
    Approximately 6 mm of teeth
    showing, no cavities...
[19:27] ---
    What's wrong, Tsukigami-san?
[19:30] ---
    N-No, it's nothing...
[19:32] ---
    She might be right that
    slapstick is a bit old now.
[19:36] ---
    I like it, though.
[19:37] ---
    Y-Yes, I agree.
[19:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun likes slapstick.
[19:41] ---
    Which do you prefer, Tsukigami-san?
[19:44] ---
    I... um, I...
[19:46] ---
    I think I prefer solo comedians.
[19:48] ---
    Really... Sis likes solo acts, too.
[19:52] ---
    I wonder if all girls are like that?
[19:57] ---
    No... I'm finally in Fuyuki-kun's room...
[20:00] ---
    I'm all alone with him... and yet...
[20:03] ---
    At this rate... At this rate, I...
SIGN    Gloom
[20:17] ---
    What's wrong?
[20:18] ---
    Couldn't you get any closer to
    Fuyuki-kun while you were alone?
[20:22] ---
    I managed to talk a lot with him,
    and I learned more about him.
[20:27] ---
    Then isn't that great?
[20:29] ---
    But... But...
[20:33] ---
    When I'm with Fuyuki-kun,
    I don't have any time to write memos!
SIGN    ME
[20:36] ---
    Me...mos?
SIGN    MOS
[20:39] ---
    Even when I learn something really
    precious, I can't memo it down.
[20:47] ---
    Huh? You're not staying together any more?
[20:50] ---
    Yes. Well, there were a number of reasons.
[20:52] ---
    It looks like our "give and take"
    wasn't balancing out.
[20:55] ---
    That's a shame, ma'am.
[20:57] ---
    But she's used to friends now,
[20:59] ---
    so let's go to visit her house next time!
[21:02] ---
    All together!
SIGN    All Together!!
[21:03] ---
    Gosh! Why are boys so dense?
SIGN    Jab!!
[21:08] ---
    Wah! Hey! What are you doing?
[21:10] ---
    Nothing! Just vitamins!
[21:13] ---
    4:17 p.m.
[21:15] ---
    Has 30 cc of vitamins injected
    into his butt by Pururu.
[21:24] ---
    Pekoponians really are amusing!
[21:26] ---
    She's no longer freeloading,
[21:28] ---
    but their girls' friendship seems
    to have remained, doesn't it?
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    It's Kululu, nyu!
[23:09] ---
    For hot seasons: Curry!
    For cold seasons: Also curry!
SIGN    Snap
SIGN    Keron: The Rebellious Age A Manual
[23:12] ---
    'Cause curry goes with everything.
[23:14] ---
    If there's anything that doesn't go
    with curry, I wanna know what it is.
SIGN    Pain
[23:18] ---
    'Cause I'll make you eat it.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi are...
[23:23] ---
    "Tamama: Rebel Without a Cause, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Kululu: Home Alone, Sir?"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!