E355 - Ouka Retires, Sir! / Keroro: Can You Survive, Sir?

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:31] ---
    Have all of you ever changed up your image?
SIGN    Okra
SIGN    Fruits Section
    Vegetables Section
[01:38] ---
    Huh?
[01:38] ---
    Who's that?
[01:39] ---
    I've seen her somewhere before.
[01:44] ---
    Hello.
[01:46] ---
    Hello... uh...
[01:49] ---
    Thank you for always being good to my Momoka.
[01:52] ---
    Huh? That means...
SIGN    Fruits Section
SIGN    
    Vegetables
    Section
[01:57] ---
    You're Momoka-chan's mother?!
[02:03] ---
    Ouka Retires, Sir!
[02:09] ---
    Wh-What did you say?!
[02:12] ---
    The Lady Ouka Nishizawa was acting
    like an ordinary housewife?
[02:16] ---
    That's completely unthinkable.
[02:18] ---
    But it's true.
[02:20] ---
    Since her mood was completely different,
    at first I wasn't quite sure who it was.
[02:26] ---
    This makes no sense!
[02:28] ---
    Gero...
[02:29] ---
    At any rate, with Lady Ouka having returned,
[02:33] ---
    right now the Nishizawa mansion
    must be a hellish pandemonium.
[02:38] ---
    You're exaggerating.
[02:47] ---
    I got it!
[02:50] ---
    Game set!
[02:54] ---
    Your skills have improved
    quite a lot, Momoka.
[02:57] ---
    Isn't it just because
    you went easy on me, Mother?
[03:00] ---
    That's not true.
SIGN    Bank
SIGN    Spring Sale
    50-70% Off
[03:07] ---
    Ooh, it's so cute!
[03:09] ---
    Momoka, don't you think this is great?
[03:12] ---
    Shall I buy a matching set?
[03:14] ---
    Yes!
[03:18] ---
    Mother, could you taste-test this?
[03:21] ---
    Yes.
[03:24] ---
    Mmm, just right! It's very delicious.
[03:33] ---
    Welcome home, sir!
[03:38] ---
    I hear Ouka has returned.
[03:40] ---
    Did she beat her bodyguards black and blue?
[03:43] ---
    No, that did not happen.
[03:46] ---
    What? Is Ouka in bad condition?
[03:49] ---
    No, she is quite well.
[03:51] ---
    Quite well, but...
[03:53] ---
    Oh? What are you getting at?
[03:57] ---
    Welcome home, dear.
[04:00] ---
    Would you like to take a bath first?
[04:02] ---
    Or have dinner instead?
[04:05] ---
    Oh, uh... dinner, please.
[04:11] ---
    R-Retiring?
[04:13] ---
    What do you mean?
[04:14] ---
    I thought that now is the only time.
[04:16] ---
    The only time?
[04:18] ---
    So far I've spent all
    my time on martial arts,
[04:21] ---
    and haven't done anything
    motherly for Momoka.
[04:25] ---
    Momoka's already in middle school.
[04:28] ---
    If I'm going to do anything motherly,
[04:30] ---
    now is probably my last chance, I thought.
[04:33] ---
    But what about your ambition
    to master the martial arts, Mother?
[04:38] ---
    I don't care about that sort of thing.
[04:41] ---
    Right now, time spent with Momoka
    is more precious than anything.
[04:46] ---
    Mother...
[04:50] ---
    Wow.
[04:52] ---
    Then, your mother will be
    staying home the whole time?
[04:55] ---
    Yes.
[04:55] ---
    Having Mother always by my side
    every day is like a dream.
[05:01] ---
    That's great, Nishizawa.
[05:03] ---
    Yes. But...
[05:04] ---
    But?
[05:06] ---
    Her behavior is too different
    from what it was before.
[05:10] ---
    If she were like before...
[05:14] ---
    Momoka! You'll need another decade
    to beat me with that level of shot!
[05:21] ---
    In competition, she showed no mercy,
    even to her own child.
[05:27] ---
    In a fight, you don't need flashy clothes!
[05:30] ---
    And with cooking...
[05:32] ---
    To increase stamina, you need meat!
[05:35] ---
    ...she was like this.
[05:37] ---
    Pretty exciting...
[05:39] ---
    And so, I can't help wondering if she's
    pushing herself rather hard for my sake.
[05:50] ---
    Point A, 5-4. Nothing unusual.
[05:55] ---
    Who are you?!
[06:07] ---
    Hold on, Yoshiokadaira!
[06:10] ---
    Help me! I'm sorry!
[06:17] ---
    Oh, dear... I'm scared...
[06:19] ---
    Yoshiokadaira's injuries
    do not appear to be serious.
[06:23] ---
    I see. That's good.
[06:25] ---
    Still, who in the world did that?
[06:28] ---
    Maybe someone heard that Madam Ouka retired,
[06:31] ---
    and is taking the opportunity to target her?
[06:34] ---
    Then they were caught by
    Yoshiokadaira out on patrol.
[06:37] ---
    I see.
[06:38] ---
    If they defeat Ouka Nishizawa,
    they'll make their name instantly.
[06:42] ---
    So that's the reason?
[06:44] ---
    I shall strengthen the
    mansion's defenses at once.
[06:48] ---
    Good. I'll be counting on you.
[06:55] ---
    And then, the next night approached...
[06:58] ---
    Ge-Gero...
[07:01] ---
    According to Paul,
[07:03] ---
    there apparently is an invader
    targeting Lady Ouka Nishizawa.
[07:06] ---
    Keroro Platoon will now be
    on strict guard for them!
[07:10] ---
    Right!
[07:11] ---
    Wait a minute.
[07:12] ---
    Why do we have to guard a Pekoponian?!
[07:16] ---
    Well, to be honest,
    it's because the pay's good.
[07:19] ---
    We're gradually getting poorer
    this month, see.
[07:21] ---
    I'm worried about Momocchi, too.
[07:24] ---
    This is also an act of mercy.
[07:28] ---
    If this goes well...
[07:29] ---
    ...I'll get rewarded with a decade's
    worth of plastic models.
[07:32] ---
    "From now on, please use me as your termite!"
[07:36] ---
    She might say that, too!
SIGN    Rustle
[07:39] ---
    Yikes!
[07:42] ---
    Um...
[07:44] ---
    It's... me.
[07:46] ---
    Lady Momoka!
[07:47] ---
    I want to protect Mother, so though I'm weak,
    please allow me to participate!
[07:52] ---
    Momocchi!
[07:54] ---
    Guess there's no choice.
[07:58] ---
    Kululu!
[07:59] ---
    Spread out, guys!
[08:06] ---
    C-Could it be... they're...?
[08:11] ---
    Tamama! Dororo!
[08:12] ---
    Right!
[08:14] ---
    Nin!
[08:15] ---
    Check it out! We're in a Trinity Pose!
[08:17] ---
    If there's a weakness, come at it!
[08:20] ---
    Gero!
[08:24] ---
    How dare you do that to Mr. Sergeant?!
[08:26] ---
    I will beat th...
[08:30] ---
    I remember seeing this
    technique somewhere before...
[08:33] ---
    Slump.
[08:34] ---
    Tama-chan!
[08:35] ---
    Stand back!
[08:37] ---
    What is this?
[08:39] ---
    I can't... sense them at all?!
[08:49] ---
    Mother?!
[08:50] ---
    Ouka-dono!
[08:52] ---
    Why are you doing?
[08:55] ---
    Mother!
[08:57] ---
    Stay back, Momoka-dono!
[08:58] ---
    She isn't the usual Ouka-dono!
[09:05] ---
    It can't be!
[09:07] ---
    She's asleep?!
[09:09] ---
    Is this because she can't fully
    restrain her power inside?!
[09:14] ---
    Wh-Why did this happen?
[09:18] ---
    If you violently suppress
    what you want to do,
[09:20] ---
    won't it come out unconsciously
    while you're asleep?
[09:26] ---
    Violently suppress what you want to do...
[09:29] ---
    Then, as I thought, Mother is...
[09:36] ---
    Please stop, Mother!
[09:39] ---
    Wake up, please!
[09:49] ---
    On second thought, we shouldn't have come.
[10:01] ---
    Mother!
[10:09] ---
    Momoka?
[10:11] ---
    What am I doing in a place like this?
[10:15] ---
    It can't be!
[10:22] ---
    Thank goodness.
[10:26] ---
    Please promise me that you won't retire.
[10:30] ---
    Or push yourself too far anymore!
[10:32] ---
    But if I do... I won't be able
    to do anything motherly for you.
[10:38] ---
    I don't mind!
[10:39] ---
    I also love my mother who works hard
    to master the summit of martial arts!
[10:45] ---
    So...
[10:48] ---
    Thank you, Momoka...
[10:52] ---
    Mother...
[10:56] ---
    Where's the enemy?!
[10:57] ---
    The one targeting Ouka will fight me!
[11:03] ---
    Baio...
[11:04] ---
    You're here too late!
[11:06] ---
    Why?!
[11:11] ---
    So cruel...
[11:12] ---
    Milady, do you mind if we don't stop them?
[11:16] ---
    Yes. Leave them like this.
[11:25] ---
    Momoka was very happy to watch her
    father and back-to-normal mother
[11:29] ---
    in their no-holds-barred battle.
[11:33] ---
    What? Then what was I?
    A mere stalking horse?!
[11:37] ---
    Wait, I'm the punchline?!
[11:43] ---
    In the state of Nevada in the USA,
    there is a place called Area 51.
[11:52] ---
    The Keroro Platoon has come here in order
    to rescue a captured fellow Keronian.
[12:04] ---
    Commander, aren't we like mice to an owl?
[12:08] ---
    Huh? For real?
[12:10] ---
    Keroro, what do you plan to do?
[12:13] ---
    Wh-What to do...
[12:14] ---
    What shall we do?
[12:16] ---
    With such an unreliable commander,
    any number of lives wouldn't be enough!
[12:21] ---
    I'm going to survive, even if it's by myself!
[12:23] ---
    Wait, you idiot!
[12:24] ---
    Wait, you idiot! You can't go that way!
[12:28] ---
    I'm safe! I'm safe now!
[12:32] ---
    Tama Wham!
[12:36] ---
    Tamama!
[12:42] ---
    Keroro: Can You Survive, Sir?
[12:48] ---
    Gero...
[12:52] ---
    Since Tamama panicked and said
    that line, he was set to get hit!
[12:58] ---
    There's no helping you
    if you set a death flag yourself.
SIGN    Death Flag
[13:03] ---
    Foreshadowing or promises that end up
    getting you hit are called "Death Flags."
[13:08] ---
    Still, thanks to that, we were able
    to escape from that predicament.
[13:20] ---
    The current operation
    is a life-threatening one.
[13:23] ---
    If I survive to return home...
SIGN    Giroro ♥ Natsumi
[13:25] ---
    ...then Natsumi, you and I will...
[13:28] ---
    Uh, right after that was said,
    someone set a flag.
[13:33] ---
    Ge-Gero...
[13:36] ---
    D-Do we descend here?
[13:39] ---
    It's super deep...
[13:41] ---
    This is the only route for sneaking in.
[13:43] ---
    On the other hand, the guard here
    should be pretty firm.
[13:53] ---
    An electromagnetic barrier?
[13:54] ---
    Gero!
[13:56] ---
    How frightening! What'll we do?!
[13:59] ---
    At such times, use this:
    the Barrier Stopper!
[14:02] ---
    Toss it in!
[14:07] ---
    Hurry! It's only effective for 30 seconds!
[14:11] ---
    Good, no one pursuing us.
[14:16] ---
    Oh, no!
[14:17] ---
    Giroro! What are you doing?! Hurry down!
[14:21] ---
    It's my third most precious treasure.
[14:24] ---
    I can't leave that behind, can I?!
[14:28] ---
    Time's up!
[14:29] ---
    Oh, shoot!
[14:33] ---
    No... Mr. Giroro!
[14:37] ---
    Sheesh, that iron man dropped
    his ticket punch at a time like that?
[14:42] ---
    He shouldn't be carrying that
    in the first place.
[14:44] ---
    It was the very picture of an iron-man flag.
[14:47] ---
    We've already lost two teammates.
    This is no laughing matter.
[14:51] ---
    I wonder if it's my fault.
[14:54] ---
    I... I insisted on coming along,
    saying that I wanted to see Area 51.
[15:01] ---
    Isn't that why it turned out this way?
[15:09] ---
    Fuyuki, you need to get it together.
[15:12] ---
    Now that we're here, we can only
    focus on executing our plan.
[15:17] ---
    The past can't be changed,
[15:20] ---
    but the future can be changed
    as many times as you like!
[15:23] ---
    Sarge...
[15:25] ---
    Yeah, got it!
[15:26] ---
    Thanks!
[15:27] ---
    Anyway, let's hurry ahead!
[15:30] ---
    Commander, wasn't that
    sort of a flag just now?
[15:38] ---
    My geta strap broke! Bad luck!
[15:40] ---
    Uh, were you wearing geta before?
[15:44] ---
    A black cat crossed my path! Bad luck!
[15:48] ---
    They're both broken! Bad luck!
[15:51] ---
    Uh, why are you carrying such things around?
SIGN    Ladder
[15:54] ---
    While I didn't realize it, I hid
    underneath a ladder! What terrible luck!
[16:00] ---
    Spotlighting an easily-overlooked guy
    is kinda flaggy, too.
[16:06] ---
    It's bad luck!
[16:07] ---
    An obvious-ish suspicious button!
[16:12] ---
    Oh, no!
[16:13] ---
    Everyone, hurry!
SIGN    Flag
[16:20] ---
    Oh, dear!
[16:22] ---
    Dororo!
[16:26] ---
    Mr. Dororo!
[16:33] ---
    What's this?
[16:35] ---
    A super-conductive generator.
[16:37] ---
    To think Pekoponians had even acquired this.
[16:41] ---
    This sort of thing's easy
    as long as we get the timing right!
[16:45] ---
    Gero gero!
[16:45] ---
    Wait, wasn't that line a flag?
[16:48] ---
    Forget what I just said!
[16:50] ---
    Um, when I'm discharged,
    the shop back home will be waiting for me.
[16:54] ---
    Wait, I don't have any post-discharge plans!
[16:56] ---
    Fuyuki, I'd like you to hold this ring for me.
    It's a momento of my mother.
[17:00] ---
    Wait, my mother's still alive!
[17:02] ---
    It's sad, but this is war.
[17:05] ---
    Sarge, are you all right?
[17:07] ---
    Uh, it's just... when I plan
    not to say a death flag line,
[17:11] ---
    one takes the opportunity to pop out!
[17:14] ---
    But for such times, I have this!
SIGN    Sweat
[17:16] ---
    This sweat- and tear-soaked ball from when
    I won a baseball tournament as a kid!
SIGN    Tears
SIGN    Stain
SIGN    
    
    Snot
SIGN    Drool
[17:20] ---
    This ball has always been pushing me forward!
[17:23] ---
    I'm sure it'll save me
    from this predicament, too!
[17:27] ---
    Here goes Keroro!
[17:29] ---
    Hey, not bad!
[17:30] ---
    Sarge, keep going!
[17:42] ---
    U-Uncle!
[17:44] ---
    Noooo!
[17:47] ---
    Is this okay? He's the main character!
[17:48] ---
    Plus with such half-addled timing.
[17:55] ---
    Now it's just the two of us.
[17:57] ---
    Just a bit farther to our goal.
[18:00] ---
    Let's rest for now.
SIGN    Nummy Stick
    Curry-Flavor
[18:02] ---
    Here.
[18:03] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[18:05] ---
    You really are a good guy, Kululu.
[18:08] ---
    What, are you saying I normally
    have a bad personality?
[18:13] ---
    It's true, though.
[18:16] ---
    Drat, I went and set one flag just now.
[18:19] ---
    Okay, how about I set another one?
[18:22] ---
    Fuyuki, leave here now.
[18:25] ---
    Huh?
[18:26] ---
    This is a problem for us Keronians.
[18:29] ---
    There's no need for a Pekoponian like you
    to come along into further danger.
[18:33] ---
    Oh, no...
[18:35] ---
    But I've come all this way...
[18:37] ---
    Plus, I have to do my part
    for Sarge and the others.
[18:40] ---
    Drat.
[18:41] ---
    I thought you'd say that.
[18:43] ---
    Shall we go?
[18:45] ---
    Yeah!
[18:50] ---
    An unexpected empty can!
[18:54] ---
    Drat, I messed up!
[18:56] ---
    Who's there?!
[18:56] ---
    Find them!
[18:57] ---
    Get them!
[18:58] ---
    Leave them to me.
[18:59] ---
    You go on ahead!
[19:01] ---
    But...
[19:02] ---
    Don't worry, I'll be sure to come later.
[19:05] ---
    Sure, got it!
[19:06] ---
    Here, if you're in trouble, push that button.
[19:10] ---
    Sure.
[19:11] ---
    I'll be waiting, Kululu.
[19:16] ---
    It's showtime.
[19:18] ---
    Nyooooo!
[19:23] ---
    Sarge... guys...
[19:28] ---
    The past can't be changed,
[19:30] ---
    but the future can be changed
    as many times as you like!
[19:35] ---
    Sarge, I'll make sure to
    rescue your Keronian friend!
[19:45] ---
    Wh-What's this?!
[19:46] ---
    H-How do I open... something like this?
[19:51] ---
    Okay, try pushing the button.
[19:54] ---
    Kululu!
[19:55] ---
    Those guys who thought
    they'd got me are amateurs.
[19:59] ---
    Now, get pushing, young man!
[20:01] ---
    Okay, here I go!
[20:06] ---
    What?
[20:07] ---
    Hey, wait!
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    What's going on?!
[20:16] ---
    What's going on?!
SIGN    Flag
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    Sis?!
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    What the heck is this?!
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    Please don't ask. Just open this door!
[20:32] ---
    What, you called me over for this?
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    I mean, honestly!
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    Quit messing around!
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    I'm going home.
[20:41] ---
    Thanks, Sis.
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    That show was getting to the good part, too!
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    I knew this would happen...
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    Kululu!
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    But all I can do is move forward!
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    Sarge, guys...
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    I'm opening up!
[21:14] ---
    Yo!
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    J-Joriri?
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    Quite the pretty sunrise, right?
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    Basically, it's like this.
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    The good guys go on ahead.
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    I won't waste their sacrifices.
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    Uh, we're still alive, though.
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    Excuse me for being born.
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    Who named them Death Flags?
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    All of you, please be careful
    not to set any flags yourself.
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    Aww! I missed the good part!
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    But, well, there's always next week!
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    Uh, that line was also a bit...
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    Huh?
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
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    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
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    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
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    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
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    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
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    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
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    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
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    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
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    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
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    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
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    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
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    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
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    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
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    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
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    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
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    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
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    Corporal Giroro here.
[23:24] ---
    An emergency message from headquarters!
[23:25] ---
    The entire Toad Nebula
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    is in danger of annihilation
    from an unknown enemy's attack.
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    The Keron Army, engaged in
    operations throughout the cosmos,
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    must undertake defense at once!
[23:34] ---
    That aside,
[23:35] ---
    it's the last decisive battle, sir!
[23:38] ---
    "Keroro Platoon: New Dragon Warriors, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Mois: Springtime for My Other Me, Sir!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!