E312 - Dororo: Invasion is My Calling, Sir! / Koyuki's Secret, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    2010
[01:31] ---
    2010.
[01:33] ---
    The Earth was suddenly subjected to
    invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
[01:37] ---
    and its cities were reduced
    to rubble in an instant.
[02:05] ---
    Yes!
[02:15] ---
    Pekoponians...
[02:18] ---
    Invasion is my calling...
[02:23] ---
    A... A dream?
[02:32] ---
    Koyuki-dono! How is this?!
[02:35] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art: Shadow Clone Jutsu!
[02:40] ---
    No matter how much you clone yourself,
    the one with the shadow is always—
SIGN    Shadow
[02:45] ---
    They all have shadows?!
[02:50] ---
    That's amazing, Dororo!
[02:52] ---
    How do you do that?
[02:54] ---
    This technique is one I learned in
    the Assassin unit of the Keron Army,
[02:58] ---
    so it would be difficult to teach it
    to you as well, Koyuki-dono.
[03:04] ---
    Dororo: Invasion is My Calling, Sir!
[03:10] ---
    As I am on invasion duty for today's meeting,
[03:13] ---
    I feel somewhat melancholic...
SIGN    Whose turn is it?
[03:16] ---
    I would indeed prefer a peaceful operation
    such as covering Pekopon with flowers.
[03:24] ---
    Don't move.
[03:26] ---
    Y-You're...!
SIGN    Whose turn is it?
[03:29] ---
    So, the one on invasion duty today is...
[03:33] ---
    ...not here.
[03:34] ---
    Well, that is kind of unexciting.
[03:36] ---
    Meh. Even if he were here, he'd just say,
[03:39] ---
    "I am steadfastly opposed
    to dishonorable invasions!"
[03:41] ---
    or something picky like that.
[03:44] ---
    Or, like, tranquil empire?
[03:46] ---
    As a man who was once a top Assassin,
[03:49] ---
    does the idea of achieving a proper
    invasion not enter his mind?
[03:52] ---
    That Dororo guy.
[03:53] ---
    Invasion is my calling!
[03:55] ---
    There, you see?
[03:56] ---
    "Invasion is my calling."
    Always this with him.
[03:59] ---
    Wait... who just said that?
[04:01] ---
    U-Uncle?
[04:07] ---
    H-Huh. Dororo, you were here?
[04:10] ---
    Huh?
[04:11] ---
    You kind of look different from usual.
[04:13] ---
    Maybe Doroboat-senpai
    ate something weird off the ground?
[04:19] ---
    Th-This is... what Dororo was like
    before coming to Pekopon...
[04:22] ---
    No... what Zeroro was like!
[04:24] ---
    Oh! Now that you mention it—
[04:27] ---
    My name is Zeroro.
[04:28] ---
    The strongest assassin in the Keron Army.
[04:32] ---
    N-Nice, nice.
[04:34] ---
    You're looking motivated today.
[04:36] ---
    So you've remembered your roots at last!
[04:39] ---
    That is what my friend should be like!
[04:40] ---
    Okay, so, for the time being, should we get on
    with it to celebrate Zeroro-kun's revival?
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN    Zerozerozerozero...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Zerozerozerozero...
[04:54] ---
    Somehow they're not resonating at all.
[04:58] ---
    Ah! No!
[05:01] ---
    I'm up next!
[05:09] ---
    Ko...yu...ki...do...no...
[05:13] ---
    Ko...yuki-do...no!
[05:16] ---
    Dororo...
[05:17] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[05:18] ---
    Dororo is calling for my help.
[05:20] ---
    I'm going!
[05:22] ---
    Wait, Koyuki-chan!
[05:28] ---
    So, Zeroro!
[05:30] ---
    What will your invasion operation look like?
[05:32] ---
    We will get rid of the most
    influential person on Pekopon.
[05:36] ---
    Get rid of...
[05:37] ---
    You mean...
[05:38] ---
    ...this, sir?
[05:40] ---
    What else?
[05:43] ---
    But, y'know...
[05:44] ---
    That kind of creeps me out a bit...
[05:47] ---
    A plan befitting an Assassin.
[05:49] ---
    However, I doubt we can gain this planet
    merely by disposing of a mere few Pekoponians.
[05:55] ---
    In the first place,
[05:56] ---
    Pekopon has no talented leader you can point to
    and say, "They're finished if we get rid of him."
[06:00] ---
    Not a leader.
[06:03] ---
    I said the most influential person.
[06:06] ---
    What does he mean, "influential"?
[06:09] ---
    Like, not a politician, but an athlete
     or movie star maybe?
[06:12] ---
    Or, like, obscure intent?
[06:15] ---
    Umm, please tell us who it is!
[06:18] ---
    I shan't.
[06:18] ---
    Gero?!
[06:19] ---
    You people will hold me back.
[06:22] ---
    So mean!
[06:23] ---
    But, Zeroro,
[06:25] ---
    it is carrying it out as a platoon
    that makes it an operation.
[06:28] ---
    I can't see that there's any need
    to hide it from us, as well.
[06:30] ---
    I will do it alone.
[06:33] ---
    You just sit and wait for the good news.
[06:38] ---
    He's gone...
[06:40] ---
    What do we do?
[06:41] ---
    This feels super bad.
[06:45] ---
    Was that... really how Zeroro used to be?
[07:08] ---
    Dororo!
[07:10] ---
    Are you okay?
[07:12] ---
    I am most grateful, Koyuki-dono.
[07:14] ---
    What in the world happened?
[07:16] ---
    Zeroro has shown himself!
SIGN    WARNING
[07:22] ---
    What's going on?!
[07:25] ---
    Commander-dono!
[07:26] ---
    Gero!!
[07:27] ---
    Z-Zeroro-san!
[07:29] ---
    Did you get rid of them already, sir?
[07:31] ---
    My honorable leader, I am Dororo!
[07:33] ---
    Uh?
[07:34] ---
    For reasons unknown to me,
    another copy of me has manifested!
[07:37] ---
    Where is Zeroro at this moment?!
[07:38] ---
    He has gone to get rid of the most
    influential person on Pekopon.
[07:43] ---
    Who in heavens is that?
[07:45] ---
    Should know any moment now.
[07:47] ---
    Right!
[07:48] ---
    Here we go.
[07:49] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi?!
[07:52] ---
    Now isn't the time for jokes!
[07:54] ---
    You think I'm joking?
SIGN    Pekopon's Final Line of Defense
[07:56] ---
    Pekopon's final line of defense,
    Hinata Natsumi.
[07:59] ---
    If you think about it, it's no surprise she
    has the greatest influence over this planet.
[08:05] ---
    Excuse me, but isn't this a bit mean?
[08:07] ---
    Gero?!
[08:08] ---
    Then the one Zeroro went to get rid of was...
[08:10] ---
    ...Natsumi-dono?!
[08:12] ---
    And then Koyuki-chan just disappeared.
[08:15] ---
    But if Dororo came to her
    asking for her help,
[08:18] ---
    it must have been pretty serious.
[08:20] ---
    Yeah, you're right...
[08:21] ---
    I wonder if everything's okay.
[08:35] ---
    Huh?
[08:36] ---
    There are two Dororos?
[08:38] ---
    Are you all right, Natsumi-san?
[08:40] ---
    K-Koyuki-chan?!
[08:41] ---
    Stand back!
[08:43] ---
    Giroro, you too?
[08:44] ---
    What on Earth's happened?
[08:45] ---
    I don't really get it either, but...
[08:47] ---
    ...in any case, it's clear that one of the two
    is extremely dangerous!
[08:51] ---
    Don't get in my way!
[08:52] ---
    Zeroro! I will not let you carry out your desires!
[08:55] ---
    What can you do about it?!
[09:01] ---
    Wasn't "Zeroro" Dororo's name
    before he came to Earth?
[09:05] ---
    That's right, sir!
[09:06] ---
    He was the top Assassin in the Keron Army!
[09:09] ---
    But that Zeroro...
[09:11] ---
    ...he is simultaneously Zeroro and not Zeroro.
[09:13] ---
    Talk sense, ya brat!
[09:15] ---
    Wait...
[09:17] ---
    When Dororo used his Shadow Clone Jutsu,
[09:20] ---
    maybe just one of them didn't
    turn back to normal.
[09:23] ---
    Could that be it?
[09:24] ---
    So he's like a doppelganger?
[09:27] ---
    So the darkest parts of Dororo-senpai,
    sleeping in the depths of his heart, have become real.
[09:39] ---
    Why did you turn your back on fighting?
[09:41] ---
    You only need to fight,
[09:42] ---
    and you could easily have claimed Pekopon!
[09:45] ---
    It is foolish to think of what you can gain
    by coming out of a fight victorious!
[09:50] ---
    What?!
[09:50] ---
    Fighting is an action to be done
    to protect those you love.
[09:54] ---
    Without that, it is mere barbarism!
[09:57] ---
    In that case... I love the Keron Army.
[10:00] ---
    I have my own respectable calling,
    of fighting for the sake of my Planet Keron!
[10:04] ---
    This exchange...
[10:06] ---
    These are the very same thoughts I battled with
    as I was reborn in the shinobi village.
[10:13] ---
    Keronians live for their calling!
[10:16] ---
    If that calling is destruction and slaughter,
[10:18] ---
    I tell you it is nothing but an act of folly!
[10:22] ---
    I am tired of your worthless logic.
[10:24] ---
    In the end, it only matters
    who wins and who loses!
[10:27] ---
    I deny that completely!
[10:34] ---
    Dororo?!
[10:41] ---
    Which one?
[10:42] ---
    Which one of them won, sir?!
[10:47] ---
    Natsumi-dono... I trust that
    you are unharmed?
[10:50] ---
    Dororo!
[10:52] ---
    Yahoo!
[11:02] ---
    What on Earth was that, sir?
[11:15] ---
    Proof that even now, I am still immature.
[11:19] ---
    Commander-dono.
[11:20] ---
    All of you.
[11:22] ---
    I humbly apologize for the trouble
    I have caused.
[11:29] ---
    The darkness everyone has
    inside their hearts...
[11:31] ---
    Even Dororo, who loves the Earth
    and aspires to protect it,
[11:34] ---
    seems to have had all kinds
    of conflicts in his past.
[11:41] ---
    Everyone,
[11:42] ---
    do you have things you keep to yourselves,
    "secrets" you can't tell anyone else?
SIGN    Yaoshin
SIGN    Cleaning - Shirai
SIGN    Yaoshin
[11:54] ---
    Koyuki-chan?
SIGN    Yakitori Monjayaki Private Room Izakaya Oohashi Marilyn Nonbee Alcohol
SIGN    Two-Shot Pub Maid Association Maid in Hell Moé Cafe Pro Shop Totoroki Free Information Office All-You-Can-Drink
SIGN    Building Sketchy
SIGN    Building Sketchy Peace-of-Mind Private Rooms Telephone Club 3F Together With The Old Gentleman 4F Payment Upfront Satisfaction Guaranteed - Full Range of Options Angel Heart Cucumber & Eggplant
[12:16] ---
    Isn't this a...
[12:24] ---
    Oh? You have some business here?
[12:28] ---
    Oh... Oh, no!!
[12:29] ---
    N-N-N-N-No, I don't!
[12:31] ---
    S-Sorry for bothering you!!
SIGN    Maid District #1
SIGN    Suzuran Station Street
[12:39] ---
    Koyuki-chan...
SIGN    Building Sketchy Cucumber & Eggplant Video/DVD I ♥ Matsutakes Free Information Office Private Rooms SL Club Nozaki Nekomimi Paradise
[12:41] ---
    No way...
[12:46] ---
    Koyuki's Secret, Sir!
[12:53] ---
    What?!
[12:54] ---
    Lady Koyuki went into a building that
    middle-schoolers have no business going into?!
[12:59] ---
    She must have been shopping
    or something, right?
[13:02] ---
    There's no shops in that building that
    a middle-schooler should be buying from!
[13:07] ---
    Perhaps Lady Koyuki has stepped a foot into the
    sketchy underside of adult society, ma'am.
[13:15] ---
    Underside of society? But...
[13:17] ---
    Sarge, I think you're exaggerating.
[13:20] ---
    Exaggerating what, sir?!
[13:22] ---
    Nin! Nin! Nin!
[13:22] ---
    Lady Koyuki is a ninja, sir.
[13:25] ---
    Ninjas are inhabitants of the
    conspiracy-laden underworld.
[13:28] ---
    Nin... Nin... Nin...
[13:28] ---
    We can't say for sure that she wouldn't
    suddenly find some charm in a dangerous world.
SIGN    Money
SIGN    Greed
SIGN    Power
SIGN    Illogic
SIGN    The World of Adults
[13:33] ---
    I can't imagine that Koyuki-chan
    of all people would...
[13:35] ---
    We should pin down what
    Lady Koyuki's secret is,
[13:38] ---
    and show her the correct path, ma'am.
[13:43] ---
    So, we will track the behavior of Lady Koyuki,
[13:46] ---
    and uncover her secret, sir.
[13:49] ---
    Or, like, cover closely?
[13:51] ---
    You dumbo.
[13:52] ---
    What relation does this have
    to the invasion of Pekopon?
[13:56] ---
    By doing this,
[13:57] ---
    we will put Lady Natsumi, who is concerned
    about Lady Koyuki, in our debt.
[14:01] ---
    We will make her weaken the
    pressure she places on us,
[14:03] ---
    and thereby make it easier for us to
    conduct our invasion activities, sir!
[14:08] ---
    It does make sense, at least.
SIGN    This is the Spy Mosquito!!
SIGN    Head that thinks bad things
SIGN    Ears that hear
     bad things
SIGN    Eyes that see
     bad things
SIGN    Mouth that says
    bad things
[14:10] ---
    And I already had Kululu make this
    Spy Mosquito for us, and sent it in, sir.
[14:30] ---
    Looks like she's in class right now, sir.
[14:35] ---
    It is Natchi!
[14:37] ---
    Let's get a close-up.
SIGN    Transfixed...
[14:46] ---
    Ah, mosquito.
[14:51] ---
    Was there a point to making it
    mosquito-shaped?
[14:55] ---
    That was quite expensive, Commander.
[14:57] ---
    But I thought it was a good idea...
[15:00] ---
    And you enjoyed the close-up of
    Lady Natsumi, too, right, Giroro?
[15:04] ---
    Shut up!
[15:05] ---
    Why did you even need to use this
    roundabout method for Koyuki-dono at all?
[15:09] ---
    You could just ask Dororo!
[15:11] ---
    Now you mention it...
[15:12] ---
    I totally forgot about Dororo-senpai!
[15:17] ---
    You are all so mean!
[15:25] ---
    We've been looking for you, Dororo.
SIGN    Currently training. Don't talk to me. (D)
[15:29] ---
    Currently training.
[15:30] ---
    Don't talk to me.
[15:33] ---
    Well, I tried.
[15:36] ---
    I guess I'll come again, sir.
[15:39] ---
    You are so mean, Keroro-kun!
[15:43] ---
    What?!
[15:44] ---
    Koyuki-dono went into such a place?!
[15:46] ---
    So you didn't know about it, either.
[15:49] ---
    Then, has Lady Koyuki seemed like she's been
    under a lot of stress recently or anything?
[15:53] ---
    Stress, you say?
[15:54] ---
    I mean, it happens, right?
[15:56] ---
    Like when you're living with
    an alien who no one notices.
[15:59] ---
    Or when you're living with a blue thing
    that misses social cues.
SIGN    Trauma Switch ON
[16:04] ---
    Well, these are just
    hypothetical scenarios, sir.
[16:08] ---
    Hypothetical.
[16:10] ---
    Lady Koyuki may be special,
    but she's still a middle-school girl.
[16:14] ---
    It wouldn't be strange for stress to lead her
    to succumb to sweet temptation, sir.
[16:18] ---
    Okay!
[16:19] ---
    I guess we have no choice
    but to tail her directly, sir.
[16:28] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[16:30] ---
    Wanna go home together?
[16:31] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[16:33] ---
    Sorry, I have to do something
    that just can't wait.
[16:36] ---
    I'll see you tomorrow!
[16:40] ---
    This is Natsumi.
[16:41] ---
    Koyuki-chan just left the classroom.
[16:44] ---
    This is Keroro.
[16:47] ---
    Target acquired.
[16:49] ---
    Tailing now, sir.
[16:55] ---
    Skya... skya...
[16:57] ---
    Skya skya...
[17:02] ---
    Skya... kero?
[17:23] ---
    Geroooo!
[17:37] ---
    Kappa.
[17:44] ---
    Huh?
[17:45] ---
    Where's Lady Koyuki?
[17:58] ---
    This place!
[18:01] ---
    K-Koyuki-dono?
[18:09] ---
    You lost track of her?!
[18:10] ---
    I'm so ashamed, ma'am!
[18:11] ---
    We've also heard nothing since from Dororo,
    who was tailing her separately.
[18:15] ---
    What?!
[18:16] ---
    So she will even erase Dororo-senpai
    to protect her secret?!
[18:21] ---
    I can't believe...
[18:22] ---
    ...that Koyuki-chan would go that far...
[18:27] ---
    Uncle! I've found Koyuki-san!
[18:30] ---
    Displaying it now on the monitor!
[18:33] ---
    Gero?
[18:34] ---
    Where did she get all that stuff?
[18:36] ---
    It's just like the other day!
[18:38] ---
    She must be on her way to that building!
SIGN    Building Sketchy
    Satisfaction Guaranteed - Full Range of Options
    Angel Heart
    Cucumber & Eggplant
SIGN    Underside of Society
SIGN    The City at Night
SIGN    Pink
SIGN    Money
SIGN    Crime
[18:42] ---
    In that case, we will
    lie in wait for her, ma'am!
SIGN    Building Sketchy
SIGN    Cucumber & Eggplant
SIGN    Angel Heart Satisfaction Guaranteed - Full Range of Options
SIGN    Video/DVD I ♥ Matsutakes
[18:51] ---
    Why do we have to hide in this thing?
[18:54] ---
    It can't be helped.
[18:55] ---
    Shh! She's here!
[19:06] ---
    Let's go!
[19:07] ---
    Yeah!
[19:10] ---
    Seventh floor.
SIGN    1F - Maid Osawagase Shimasu!
SIGN    2F - ♥ Night Friends ♥
SIGN    3F - Together With The Old Gentleman
SIGN    4F - Warming Salon: Nuku Nuku
SIGN    5F - Oppekepee
[19:11] ---
    Uh...
SIGN    6F - Pub: Angel ♡ Heart
SIGN    7F - Club Eschenbach
[19:12] ---
    The seventh floor is...
SIGN    8F - Fashion Room: Cucumber & Eggplant
[19:15] ---
    Gero?
[19:16] ---
    Club Eschenbach?
[19:18] ---
    Don't tell me Koyuki-chan is
    working part-time here?
[19:21] ---
    There's no way the school would allow that!
SIGN    Ahhaaaaaaaan
    Uffuuuuuuun
[19:27] ---
    Welcome, master!
SIGN    Club Eschenbach
[19:31] ---
    Club Eschenbach.
[19:33] ---
    I-If this is Lady Koyuki's secret,
[19:36] ---
    it cannot stand!
    It cannot stand, Lady Koyuki!
SIGN    Urgently Recruiting
[19:39] ---
    Everybody, we're going to bring
    Koyuki-chan back, no matter what!
[19:42] ---
    Yeah!
[19:46] ---
    Charge!
[19:51] ---
    Maido (Greetings) and welcome!
     To Club Eschenbach!
SIGN    Club Eschenbach
[19:55] ---
    Th-This is...
[19:56] ---
    What is this place?!
[19:58] ---
    Huh? Wait, isn't that...
SIGN    Club Eschenbach
[20:04] ---
    Huh? Natsumi-san?
[20:06] ---
    What a coincidence,
    meeting in a place like this!
[20:09] ---
    K-K-K-K-K-K-Koyuki-chan!
[20:11] ---
    What is this place?!
[20:14] ---
    It's called a maido café.
[20:15] ---
    Apparently you have tea here while watching
    the heated enthusiasm of the men.
SIGN    Club Eschenbach
    Welcome!
SIGN    Maido!
    (Greetings!)
[20:22] ---
    Maido! Maido!
[20:22] ---
    It seems to be popular these days.
[20:25] ---
    No, it isn't.
[20:27] ---
    Maido! Maido!
[20:27] ---
    Koyuki-chan, are you working here?
[20:29] ---
    Oh, no!
[20:29] ---
    Maido! Maido!
[20:30] ---
    I just carried some vegetables here.
SIGN    Maido
    (Greetings)
[20:34] ---
    Carried some vegetables?
[20:34] ---
    Maido! Maido!
[20:43] ---
    So this is Koyuki-chan's secret?
[20:46] ---
    It's just a field, sir.
[20:47] ---
    We've been growing organic vegetables here
    with the others from the shinobi village.
[20:53] ---
    After hearing what you had to say,
[20:55] ---
    I was concerned about what I would
    discover when I followed her,
[20:58] ---
    but I am greatly relieved to find
    that this is where I have ended up.
[21:01] ---
    That store buys our vegetables,
[21:05] ---
    and I was carrying them there.
[21:07] ---
    Then... why were you acting
    as if it was such a secret?
[21:09] ---
    I didn't really consider it a secret...
[21:12] ---
    Maybe that's just a habit
    I picked up as a ninja?
[21:16] ---
    That's all it was?
[21:17] ---
    Yes.
[21:20] ---
    Still, I'm glad that it was nothing to worry about,
    aren't you, Lady Natsumi, ma'am?
[21:24] ---
    Yes, you're right!
[21:26] ---
    I made you worry about me...
    sorry about that!
[21:30] ---
    Please, have some of our
    vegetables as an apology!
[21:33] ---
    Thank you!
[21:35] ---
    I'll use these vegetables to make you all
    a super-delicious dinner!
[21:39] ---
    Yahoo!
[21:41] ---
    Surprisingly often, "secrets" might
    just be people getting the wrong idea.
SIGN    Club Eschenbach
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
SIGN    The Bother Earth Project
    What was Plan C again
    Mission Keropossi
    Universal Cho-Operation
SIGN    Use the Keron Hammer
    The K-Team
    Invasion of Romandy
    Strong Frog Team Project
[23:22] ---
    Hinata Aki here.
[23:23] ---
    Being the editor of a manga magazine
[23:25] ---
    is a job that keeps you busy late every day.
[23:28] ---
    So I'm always thankful to Natsumi, Fuyuki,
    and Kero-chan, for helping out all the time.
SIGN    Run
[23:33] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:35] ---
    If only Lady Mom could have been
    a full-time housewife.
[23:38] ---
    "Keroro: The Day After
    Completing the Invasion, Sir!"
SIGN    Celebration
[23:41] ---
    "Aki Becomes an Invader, Sir!"
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro... Kulukulukulukulu... Akiakiakiaki...
[23:44] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!