E275 - Keroro: Keron-Style Golf, Sir! / Keroro: Run, Keroro, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:37] ---
    That's amazing.
[01:38] ---
    He's only 17, apparently!
[01:40] ---
    I'd like to try golf.
[01:42] ---
    I feel like I might be okay at it!
[01:44] ---
    We do have golf games here, but...
[01:47] ---
    Not those!
[01:49] ---
    I want to actually go around a course.
[01:51] ---
    Oho? Golf?
[01:53] ---
    I can invite you, if you want.
[01:56] ---
    Huh? You play golf?
[01:59] ---
    Call it an adult indulgence.
[02:05] ---
    Keroro: Keron-Style Golf, Sir!
[02:11] ---
    Okay, feel free to use these.
[02:13] ---
    Th-Thank you very much.
[02:15] ---
    Let's enjoy this together, shall we?
[02:18] ---
    This is kind of an unusual situation.
[02:21] ---
    It is best to all get along well
    with one another!
[02:23] ---
    It has been a while!
[02:26] ---
    I'll show you my full swing.
[02:28] ---
    I'll be the caddie.
[02:30] ---
    I'm joining in, too!
[02:32] ---
    Or, like, no-charge invite?
[02:34] ---
    So, first, you need to register.
[02:43] ---
    I wonder if I can do this.
[02:45] ---
    You'll be fine.
[02:46] ---
    Modern clubs perform very well.
[02:48] ---
    My course debut already!
[02:50] ---
    H-Hey, Keroro.
[02:52] ---
    Natsumi is aware of the rules, right?
[02:55] ---
    I've told her the minimum
    she needs to know to get started.
[02:59] ---
    The minimum she needs to know.
[03:05] ---
    Wow!
[03:07] ---
    Isn't there anyone else here?
[03:09] ---
    You typically rent out a course for your
    party when playing Keron-style golf.
SIGN    Humid Stuffy
[03:13] ---
    But... the weather here feels
    a little close, doesn't it?
[03:16] ---
    Yeah...
SIGN    Haaa ha ha ha ha
[03:20] ---
    W-Wasn't that...
[03:21] ---
    Each course has its own peculiarities.
[03:24] ---
    Peculiarities?
SIGN    1st Hole
[03:28] ---
    Um, so we're playing as a single team of 7?
[03:31] ---
    Any number can play at Keron-style golf.
[03:33] ---
    Huh.
[03:35] ---
    First the front nine—the first 9 holes.
[03:37] ---
    The person with the smallest total
    number of shots wins, right?
[03:41] ---
    I won't lose!
[03:42] ---
    Okay, then! The Keron-style
    golf competition begins!
[03:47] ---
    I'm first.
[03:48] ---
    This hole is a long one,
    so I'll start with a driver!
[03:52] ---
    Looks like she knows a bit.
[04:00] ---
    I have studied a little, you know!
[04:02] ---
    Well, good luck.
[04:17] ---
    Ahhh... it bent to the right.
[04:21] ---
    Huh? What's this?
[04:23] ---
    The number of times you hit
    is automatically displayed!
[04:26] ---
    Next is Uncle!
[04:28] ---
    Who knew the day would come
    when I would use you again?
[04:33] ---
    It is Mr. Sergeant's personal beam driver!
[04:35] ---
    He is serious.
[04:43] ---
    I'm a frog!
[04:44] ---
    A pro-golfer frog!
[04:49] ---
    Whiff.
[04:50] ---
    Gero...
[04:52] ---
    Nice going, commander. I'm impressed.
[04:57] ---
    I forgot something very important, sir.
[05:00] ---
    Once more.
SIGN    Barbecued...
[05:02] ---
    Barbecued... pork...
SIGN    Pork...
SIGN    Bowl
[05:04] ---
    ...bowl!
SIGN    Clatter-plunk
[05:21] ---
    It's an albatross, Uncle!
[05:24] ---
    No way!
[05:25] ---
    That's amazing, Sarge!
[05:27] ---
    Missed out on the hole-in-one.
[05:29] ---
    But is it okay to do that much?
[05:32] ---
    This is the magic formula
    of Keron-style golf!
[05:35] ---
    The course will enjoy being hit more!
[05:39] ---
    It'll enjoy being hit more?
[05:41] ---
    I guess I'm up next.
[05:46] ---
    Target, locked on!
[05:48] ---
    Giroro, moving out!
[05:59] ---
    Not bad.
[06:00] ---
    Wow.
[06:02] ---
    Next...
[06:03] ---
    ...is my nunchuk driver!
[06:07] ---
    Invisible swing!
[06:19] ---
    Bunker!
[06:21] ---
    I am up next.
[06:25] ---
    Dance, whirlwind!
[06:26] ---
    To the teeing ground!
[06:28] ---
    Assassin Magic:
[06:29] ---
    Monkey-Style Jupiter Shot!
[06:36] ---
    Well, that one won't be coming
    down for a while. Break time!
SIGN    One hour passes...
[06:40] ---
    One hour passes...
[06:49] ---
    On the green in one!
[06:51] ---
    W-Wow...
[06:54] ---
    I'm up next.
[06:57] ---
    Here we go.
[06:59] ---
    Take that!
[07:03] ---
    That's just fine, Master Fuyuki, sir!
[07:05] ---
    I-Is it?
[07:09] ---
    I'm next!
[07:10] ---
    Or, like, roaring spirits?
[07:13] [SONG] ---
    Nostradamus... damus... damus...
[07:16] ---
    There!
[07:17] [SONG] ---
    Nostradamus... damus... damus...
[07:24] ---
    The ball has ceased to exist.
SIGN    Warm fuzzies...
[07:27] ---
    That felt good...
[07:29] ---
    The game continues on and on.
SIGN    Stuffy
[07:33] ---
    Geez...
SIGN    Doooooou!
[07:37] ---
    What's with that?!
[07:46] ---
    This bunker is too sloped, eh?!
[07:51] ---
    Ah! A lake!
[07:53] ---
    And finally, they made it to the ninth hole!
[07:55] ---
    And this is the final putt.
SIGN    Clatter-plunk
[08:08] ---
    I hit 70 on the first nine.
[08:11] ---
    It wouldn't fly straight at all.
[08:13] ---
    No, I think you did quite well.
[08:15] ---
    Sarge, you were great! You're in first!
[08:18] ---
    You're good, too, Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    1. Keroro - 41 2. Doronuma - 46 3. Red Daruma - 51 4. Mois - 58 5. Fuyuki - 66 6. Natsumi - 70 7. Tamama - 92
[08:20] ---
    Your short and steady strokes
    carried you to 5th, sir.
[08:24] ---
    Wahaaaahh... I am in last!
SIGN    Last!
[08:26] ---
    So, Lady Natsumi, you are
    second from the bottom, so...
[08:30] ---
    Yes, I get the booby prize, I know.
[08:33] ---
    Uh, so, if I remember,
    the one who gets the booby prize
[08:36] ---
    has to switch out for someone else
    in the next game?
[08:39] ---
    Precisely.
[08:40] ---
    But... who am I switching with?
[08:47] ---
    That felt good!
[08:51] ---
    Don't tell me this course is...
[08:54] ---
    ...556-san's body?!
[08:56] ---
    We got turned small?!
[08:59] ---
    Indeed!
[09:00] ---
    Then this oppressive closeness...
[09:02] ---
    ...is 556's peculiarity.
[09:04] ---
    I... I'm getting goosebumps.
[09:07] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[09:08] ---
    I'm sorry my brother is
    so swelteringly close!
[09:11] ---
    That lake, for example.
[09:13] ---
    That's 556's belly button.
SIGN    Chills
[09:15] ---
    Noooooooooo!
[09:16] ---
    Keron-style golf...
[09:18] ---
    Its defining characteristic
[09:19] ---
    is that the member who gets the booby prize
[09:21] ---
    becomes the next course.
[09:24] ---
    In this way we avoid
    damaging the environment,
[09:26] ---
    we can make courses with
    their own peculiarities,
[09:29] ---
    and plus, the one who
     becomes the course
[09:31] ---
    gets a massage from being hit
     in all different places,
SIGN    Stuffy
[09:33] ---
    helping to relieve all that
    exhaustion worked up on the course!
[09:36] ---
    It's a system that kills two birds
     with one stone, ma'am!
[09:39] ---
    I feel much better!
[09:42] ---
    In our previous competition,
[09:43] ---
    556 got the booby prize, so...
[09:46] ---
    And I got the booby prize this time!
[09:49] ---
    Of course, you will be
    the next course, ma'am.
[09:53] ---
    N-No way!
[09:55] ---
    I-It is one of the rules...
[09:57] ---
    Oh, no...
[09:58] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[10:00] ---
    Keep it a secret that I tampered
    with Lady Natsumi's club, sir.
[10:04] ---
    Y-You did that?!
[10:06] ---
    Who cares? I lent it to her
     for free, didn't I?
[10:09] ---
    Besides... what about you, Giroro?
[10:12] ---
    Don't you want to play a round?
[10:13] ---
    On course...
[10:14] ---
    ...Na...
[10:15] ---
    ...tsu...
[10:16] ---
    ...mi?
[10:18] ---
    A-Allow me the pleasure of doing so!
[10:20] ---
    Now, then! You're registered,
    so there's no escape, ma'am!
[10:24] ---
    Gero gerorin.
[10:26] ---
    W-Wait...
[10:28] ---
    Wait a seeeec!
[10:32] ---
    Sis!
[10:36] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm s-sorry!
[10:41] ---
    Natsumi-san... What a gentle
    and beautiful landscape!
[10:45] ---
    Or, like, immense appeal?
[10:47] ---
    What firm and finely-textured grass!
[10:49] ---
    A wonderful first-class course.
[10:51] ---
    The bunkers might be bare skin.
[10:53] ---
    Whhhhhat?!
[10:55] ---
    Now, this is a course
    worth hitting, sir.
[10:58] ---
    Let's really enjoy this and
    forget our troubles here, sir.
[11:03] ---
    I can't move...
[11:07] ---
    Huh?
[11:09] ---
    This might feel kind of nice...
[11:12] ---
    Like a massage.
SIGN    Shlop
[11:28] ---
    Wh-Where are we?
[11:40] ---
    Well. It's quite fun, you know, golf!
SIGN    Kululu
[11:49] ---
    Nyonyonyo! Nyonyonyo!
     I'm gonna make some curry!
[11:52] ---
    Making curry in a fully-electric
    built-in kitchen.
[11:56] ---
    The A/C is working perfectly,
     and the temperature is comfortable.
SIGN    Categorized
    Combustable Trash
[11:58] ---
    This is Kululu's lab.
[12:07] ---
    Keroro: Run, Keroro, Sir!
SIGN    Economic Recovery Meeting
[12:12] ---
    So, that being the case, sir,
[12:14] ---
    due to the recent space recession, I have
    cut our unnecessary energy usage, sir.
SIGN    Mmh...
[12:21] ---
    No one told me.
[12:22] ---
    Last month's utility expenses
    were three times normal!
[12:26] ---
    Or, like, urgent problems?
[12:28] ---
    You see, you see? Three times and red!
[12:29] ---
    
[12:30] ---
    This is seriously gerohcrap for real, sir!
[12:33] ---
    Ahh... so then...
[12:34] ---
    Is that why my giant refrigerator
    just for snacks stopped working?
[12:38] ---
    Stay strong, Tamama, sir.
[12:40] ---
    But, but, Mr. Sergeant,
    your Gunpla-only light up diorama
[12:44] ---
    was switched on
    when I looked just now!
[12:46] ---
    That's because, y'know, that's art.
[12:49] ---
    See? Can't turn that off.
[12:50] ---
    That's unfair, unfair!
[12:52] ---
    You dumbos...
[12:56] ---
    Look at all your blubber!
[12:58] ---
    You're slacking, and this proves it!
[12:59] ---
    Start by getting rid of your
    own wastefulness and tone up!
SIGN    Boi-oi-oi-ng
[13:02] ---
    If you keep on like this,
    you'll be failures as soldiers!
[13:04] ---
    Blubber...
[13:07] ---
    Commander, something's here for you.
[13:09] ---
    Gero?
[13:11] ---
    Excuse me.
[13:12] ---
    This'd better not be something weird again.
[13:21] ---
    Is this for training?
[13:23] ---
    This is...
SIGN    Space Professionals Ltd.
[13:24] ---
    The latest bike from
    Space Professionals Ltd.?!
[13:27] ---
    Did this come from... Keron Army HQ?
[13:30] ---
    They want us to shape up?
[13:32] ---
    Perfect.
[13:33] ---
    Get pedalling, Keroro.
[13:35] ---
    Ah, yeah, but it could be a
    hostile alien trap, y'know?
[13:39] ---
    Whh-What are you doing?
[13:40] ---
    Try it out once!
[13:42] ---
    Then we'll know, sir.
[13:43] ---
    Why me?!
[13:45] ---
    Back when we were in training,
[13:46] ---
    you pedalled on these more than any of us.
[13:49] ---
    So you'll know right away if there's
    anything wrong with it!
[13:51] ---
    Go, you model soldier!
[13:53] ---
    You are wonderful!
[13:55] ---
    Good grief. You're right after me,
     Keroro, you got that?
[13:58] ---
    Just hurry up and make that lactic acid.
[14:02] ---
    This is...
[14:03] ---
    What's wrong, sir?
SIGN    Whirr Whirr Whirr Whirr
[14:05] ---
    It doesn't seem to make much noise.
[14:07] ---
    It looks like the makers
    improved it all around.
[14:09] ---
    I see...
[14:10] ---
    Sounds like it's all right.
[14:11] ---
    Hm, I wonder what this is.
[14:16] ---
    You're just going to drink straight from it?!
[14:17] ---
    Ah! A sports drink comes out!
[14:21] ---
    You can do karaoke on it, too!
[14:23] ---
    Or, like, deeply thankful?
SIGN    Thump Thump Thump Thump
[14:25] ---
    Even percussion!
SIGN    Beep
[14:26] ---
    It's even got a fan.
[14:28] ---
    What is this?
[14:30] ---
    First-edition bonuses, I guess, sir.
[14:33] ---
    Gara gara gara.
[14:35] ---
    Congratulations, men.
[14:36] ---
    Keep operating those devices,
    or it will explode, gara!
SIGN    Explode
[14:39] ---
    Explode?!
SIGN    Gara Gara Gara Gara
[14:41] ---
    That voice, it's... Viper!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Dead Stop...
[14:46] ---
    Don't stop, everyone!!
[14:48] ---
    Pedal all-out!
SIGN    Thump Thump Thump Thump
[14:50] ---
    Silently hit those drums!
[14:51] ---
    Press that remote control!
SIGN    Beep
[14:53] ---
    Just keep drinking!
[14:54] ---
    And hold that mic, and don't sing!
[14:57] ---
    Whaaa?! But!
SIGN    Instructions
[14:58] ---
    Ah, the instructions.
[15:00] ---
    What's this?
SIGN    This person made it.
    I installed a trap.
    If you stop, it will explode, gara.
    How d'you like that, gara?
    (Viper)
    Gaara gara gara gara gara
[15:01] ---
    I installed a trap.
[15:02] ---
    If you stop, it will explode, gara.
[15:04] ---
    How d'you like that, gara?
[15:06] ---
    Always read the instructions first...
[15:13] ---
    It really does have a bomb installed.
[15:15] ---
    If anyone stops, it'll blow right up.
[15:17] ---
    Welp, good luck!
SIGN    Beep
[15:27] ---
    Argh... I have no choice?
SIGN    Thump Thump Thump Thump
[15:29] ---
    Nooo! Why does this always happen to me?!
SIGN    Beep
[15:31] ---
    I can't take my hand off the remote.
SIGN    Beep
[15:34] ---
    I do not know how much I can drink.
[15:38] ---
    I never knew it could be
    so hard not to sing!
[15:40] ---
    Or, like, More Peach Summer?!
SIGN    Beep
[15:43] ---
    Leave it to me, sir!
SIGN    Beep
[15:44] ---
    Viper himself should know how to disarm this!
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Beep
[15:48] ---
    I'll get my hands on him and
    drag him back here, sir!
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Beep
[15:50] ---
    Gara gara. I know how you think, gara.
SIGN    Beep
[15:54] ---
    Just come find me a little bit too late.
SIGN    Beep
[15:56] ---
    Come back after it's blown up,
    and you at least will survive, gara!
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Beep
[15:59] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Beep
[16:01] ---
    I'll be right back!
[16:03] ---
    Wait for me, everyone!
[16:06] ---
    I'll definitely come back, sir!
[16:10] ---
    I wonder if he'll be back!
[16:12] ---
    That Viper!
[16:13] ---
    I believe in Mr. Sergeant...
[16:16] ---
    I'll be waiting for you, Uncle!
[16:18] ---
    Until then, I promise...
[16:20] ---
    I promise to hold in
    my desire to sing karaoke!
[16:23] ---
    Or, like, devout lover?
[16:26] ---
    Mois-chan, you like karaoke that much?
SIGN    Gulp Gulp Gulp
SIGN    Beep
[16:30] ---
    Sarge...
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Thump Thump Thump Thump
[16:32] ---
    Come back quickly!
[16:33] ---
    All our lives are riding on you!
[16:36] ---
    It's all up to you, Keroro!
SIGN    Beep
[16:39] ---
    Meanwhile.
[16:42] ---
    The legendary Master Grade Zakrello!
[16:45] ---
    This Zakrello...
SIGN    Toys and Plastic Models
[16:46] ---
    I'll beat the price down!
    Beat it down! Beat it down!
[16:49] ---
    He took a detour.
[16:52] ---
    What am I doing?
[16:54] ---
    Now isn't the time for this.
[16:58] ---
    And, the normal place.
[16:59] ---
    Come on, get out here, Viper!
[17:01] ---
    I know you're here! You love quarries!
SIGN    KYAAA
SIGN    Viper A
SIGN    100 Ways to
    Torment
     Keronians
[17:09] ---
    Disturb me while I'm reading, would you?
[17:11] ---
    Eeek!
[17:12] ---
    What do you want from me, Keronian?!
[17:14] ---
    Umm... I had something
     I wanted to ask you.
SIGN    Instructions
[17:17] ---
    The thing is, you see...
[17:19] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    This person made it.
    I installed a trap.
    If you stop, it will explode, gara.
    How d'you like that, gara?
    (Viper)
    Gaara gara gara gara gara
[17:21] ---
    He looks a little different...
[17:23] ---
    Sorry! Do you know this person?
[17:25] ---
    No I don't, gara!
[17:28] ---
    Excuse me! Do you know—
SIGN    Viper B
[17:30] ---
    Ain't got a clue, gara!
SIGN    Viper C
[17:32] ---
    Don't ever come here again, gara!
SIGN    Viper D
[17:34] ---
    Oh - this - feels - good - ga - ra!
[17:40] ---
    Gero.
[17:42] ---
    Where in the world is he, that Viper?
[17:48] ---
    This is impossible on my own, sir.
[17:50] ---
    I've always had the men of
    my unit with me, sir, but...
[17:54] ---
    Comrades really are important, sir.
[17:58] ---
    But now...
SIGN    Beep
[18:02] ---
    Umm... Aren't you forgetting
    about someone in particular?
SIGN    Someone
[18:07] ---
    Nin?
[18:12] ---
    Gero!
[18:13] ---
    Gero!!
[18:14] ---
    I fell a-frickin'-sleep, sir!
SIGN    Crushed
[18:16] ---
    And it's already evening?!
SIGN    Panic Panic Panic Panic
[18:18] ---
    H-Has it already blown up?!
[18:21] ---
    I'm scared to contact them and check, sir!
[18:25] ---
    Ughhh. Living in the park ain't easy, gara.
[18:29] ---
    My throat is so itchy, gara.
[18:31] ---
    Gero?
[18:32] ---
    You!
[18:33] ---
    You!
[18:35] ---
    You'll regret meeting me here, sir!
[18:38] ---
    This is you, isn't it, sir?
SIGN    This person made it.
    I installed a trap.
    If you stop, it will explode, gara.
    How d'you like that, gara?
    (Viper)
[18:40] ---
    What?!
[18:41] ---
    You're coming with me, sir!
[18:44] ---
    No!
[18:44] ---
    Shut it, gara.
[18:46] ---
    Gero?
[18:47] ---
    I-It's no good...
[18:48] ---
    Ahh. He's finished.
[18:51] ---
    It doesn't matter anymore.
[18:53] ---
    I have lost, sir.
[18:55] ---
    Just laugh at me.
[18:57] ---
    I might as well survive now and go through
    life as an unscrupulous man, sir.
[19:00] ---
    I'll live by forsaking others.
[19:02] ---
    It happens a lot in life, doesn't it?
[19:04] ---
    We all do as we please in the end, sir.
SIGN    Gulp Gulp Gulp
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Thump Thump
[19:17] ---
    I have people who believe in me...
    who are waiting for me, sir!
[19:23] ---
    I am trusted!
[19:25] ---
    What is with you? You want more?!
[19:28] ---
    I am trusted!
[19:30] ---
    You're one impudent Keronian!
[19:32] ---
    I'll beat you to a pulp, gara!
[19:36] ---
    Commander-dono!
[19:37] ---
    Dororo!
[19:38] ---
    I came here sensing an
    abnormally malicious aura!
[19:40] ---
    Explain the situation later!
[19:42] ---
    Come to think of it,
    I totally forgot about Dororo.
[19:45] ---
    What can the two of you
     do against me, gara?!
[19:47] ---
    Grab him, sir!
[19:49] ---
    Understood!
SIGN    Gloooom
SIGN    Beep
[19:54] ---
    Mois-chan...
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Thump Thump Thump
[19:56] ---
    The... the feeling in my hands...
[19:59] ---
    No... more...
[20:01] ---
    Giroro... Keep it up!
[20:04] ---
    Who do you think I am?
[20:06] ---
    I can't allow myself to look pathetic
     in front of Natsumi!
SIGN    Beep
[20:09] ---
    B-But... all of us are near our limits...
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Beep
[20:13] ---
    Keroro, are you still not back?!
[20:17] ---
    Stupid frog!
[20:18] ---
    Keroro!
[20:20] ---
    Uncle!
[20:21] ---
    Sarge!
[20:22] ---
    I... I'm back, sir!
[20:24] ---
    Now, tell us how to defuse the bomb!
[20:27] ---
    I said I don't know!
[20:29] ---
    Ask all you want.
    That's all I can tell you, gara!
[20:32] ---
    Even that pic there isn't me.
    The left and right are backwards!
SIGN    This person made it.
    I installed a trap.
    If you stop, it will explode, gara.
    How d'you like that, gara?
SIGN    This person made it.
[20:35] ---
    And the mark is different!
[20:37] ---
    Ah, it's true.
[20:38] ---
    So it's not you? Seriously?
[20:40] ---
    Seriously.
SIGN    Whaaaaaaaaaa?!
[20:42] ---
    N-Nooo...
[20:44] ---
    I can't... go on...
[20:46] ---
    Guys?
[20:47] ---
    Done for...
[20:48] ---
    Guys, guys!
[20:52] [SONG] ---
    Don't strip off my powered suit!
[20:53] ---
    M-Mois-chan!
[20:57] ---
    Freshly-pi—
[20:59] ---
    Nice work, gara!
[21:02] ---
    Why only me...
[21:03] ---
    What? This is all?
[21:05] ---
    What was all that fuss for?
[21:07] ---
    Who would pull a prank this complicated?
[21:11] ---
    Gero?
[21:12] ---
    Oh?
SIGN    Kululu
[21:19] ---
    Tch.
[21:20] ---
    That generator died surprisingly fast.
[21:23] ---
    So it was you.
[21:25] ---
    Maybe I'll make it a treadmill next time.
[21:30] ---
    Oh? Rare to see you all here at once...
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu here.
[23:09] ---
    How many weapons and mechs
    do you think I've made so far?
[23:13] ---
    Actually, I haven't got a clue.
[23:15] ---
    Someone count from episode 1!
SIGN    Tsukudani
[23:17] ---
    I certainly ain't gonna.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    Giroro's daddy has a double chin!
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: The Admiral's Assault, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Giroro: Leave the Zipper There, Sir!"
SIGN    Ba-dum
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!