E326 - Chibi-Kero: The Fireworks That Summer, Sir! / Keroro: Swimsuit Beauty Contest, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:31] ---
    Fireworks.
SIGN    85th Fireworks Display
[01:35] ---
    Watching from below or from the side?
[01:37] ---
    Or from directly above?
[01:40] ---
    From which viewing position
    are they most beautiful?
SIGN    Mountain Clinic
[01:50] ---
    Grandma still can't come home?
[01:52] ---
    That's right.
[01:53] ---
    They're keeping her one more day, to be safe.
    She'll be released tomorrow.
[01:57] ---
    She fell and got hurt working in the field.
[01:59] ---
    Isn't it about time for the Admiral
    to retire from active duty?
[02:03] ---
    What are you talking about?
[02:05] ---
    She wasn't seriously injured.
[02:07] ---
    She'll be fine when she gets back tomorrow.
[02:09] ---
    But the fireworks display is tonight, right?
[02:12] ---
    She won't be able to see it
    from the hospital.
[02:15] ---
    I guess we can't all go see them
    together this year...
[02:18] ---
    Come to think of it, when we were kids...
[02:22] ---
    ...something similar happened.
[02:27] ---
    Chibi-Kero: The Fireworks That Summer, Sir!
[02:35] ---
    Zeroro has a cold?
[02:38] ---
    Even though we all promised
[02:40] ---
    to go see the fireworks display tonight.
[02:43] ---
    His fever's down, but I guess
    his mom told him to stay in bed
[02:47] ---
    and won't let him go outside.
[02:48] ---
    That's right. That's what's best for you.
[02:50] ---
    Nothing we can do about it.
[02:52] ---
    Why don't the three of us go without Zeroro?
[02:55] ---
    But without Zeroro, we don't
    have somebody to bring snacks.
[02:59] ---
    That's right!
[03:00] ---
    Zeroro's house has a
    stockpile of Yumyum Bars!
[03:06] ---
    The Yumyum Bars are beside the point.
[03:09] ---
    We all made a promise to see the
    fireworks together, remember?
[03:14] ---
    Yumyum Bars... That takes me back...
[03:17] ---
    You know them, too, Kululu?
[03:19] ---
    Yeah.
[03:20] ---
    I loved them as a kid, too.
[03:23] ---
    Although I haven't seen them recently
[03:26] ---
    in sweets shops on remote planets.
[03:29] ---
    Now I feel like having one...
[03:32] ---
    Huh. They're that good?
[03:35] ---
    The curry-flavored ones
    were especially scrumptious!
[03:38] ---
    So what happened with the space fireworks?
[03:41] ---
    Did you all get to see them together?
[03:44] ---
    Yeah.
[03:45] ---
    We came up with a plan.
[03:48] ---
    You're right!
[03:49] ---
    For those delicious Yumyum Bars...
[03:52] ---
    I mean, for Zeroro!
SIGN    Hideout
[03:57] ---
    Zeroro's room is on the second floor,
[03:59] ---
    so if we use a flying board
    to secretly enter his window,
[04:01] ---
    we should be able to get him out of there
    without his mom knowing, right?
[04:05] ---
    But shouldn't we bring
    a weapon, just in case?
[04:08] ---
    Can you borrow one from your big brother?
[04:10] ---
    We don't need any weapons!
[04:13] ---
    But Zeroro's mom...
[04:15] ---
    Despite the way she looks, I hear
    she's a former top assassin!
[04:19] ---
    Seriously?!
[04:20] ---
    I'm totally serious!
[04:22] ---
    Wow!
[04:30] ---
    Hey, Mom, I'm fine! My fever's gone...
[04:35] ---
    No, no, Zeroro.
[04:36] ---
    If you went to the space fireworks display
[04:38] ---
    and your cold came back, then what?!
[04:41] ---
    You need to stay in bed for one more day.
[04:52] ---
    Who's there?
[04:54] ---
    Are you over your cold, Zeroro?
[04:56] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[04:58] ---
    Keep your voice down!
[05:02] ---
    We've come to pick you up.
[05:03] ---
    Let's all see the space fireworks together!
[05:06] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[05:08] ---
    Pururu-chan, too!
[05:09] ---
    Hurry up!
[05:10] ---
    Our flying boards are hovering
    just outside the window.
[05:13] ---
    Right!
[05:14] ---
    Wait a second, Zeroro.
[05:16] ---
    Where are the Yumyum Bars?
[05:19] ---
    We can forget about them this time!
[05:21] ---
    After all, without a snack...
[05:24] ---
    The Yumyum Bars should be in the kitchen.
[05:28] ---
    All right! Let's get 'em!
[05:30] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[05:31] ---
    If we don't hurry, we'll miss some of it!
[05:41] ---
    I think they're in here...
[05:45] ---
    Bingo!
[05:46] ---
    Yeah!
[05:50] ---
    Someone's coming!
[06:03] ---
    Zeroro's little brother?
[06:05] ---
    What's he doing?
[06:06] ---
    Maybe summer vacation homework...
[06:09] ---
    Why's he doing it in the kitchen?!
[06:11] ---
    It doesn't matter if your brother
    finds us here, does it?
[06:14] ---
    Yes, it matters!
[06:15] ---
    The other day, my brother
    broke my precious music box,
[06:19] ---
    and we're still fighting about it.
[06:20] ---
    If he finds us, he'll tattle on me!
[06:28] ---
    The fireworks are starting!
[06:29] ---
    Your brother isn't going
    to see the fireworks?
[06:32] ---
    Why is he doing his homework in the kitchen
[06:34] ---
    on a night when there's fireworks?!
[06:37] ---
    Don't ask me!
[06:40] ---
    If we don't get a move on, it'll be over!
[06:45] ---
    What's this?
[06:46] ---
    Gross! Zeroro-kun, you've got a dirty mind!
[06:49] ---
    I-It's not mine!
[06:50] ---
    M-M-Maybe it's Dad's!
[06:53] ---
    I've got it!
[07:09] ---
    Now, while we have the chance!
[07:23] ---
    Beautiful!
[07:25] ---
    Intense!
[07:27] ---
    Let's get a closer look!
[07:29] ---
    Hey, wait! Keroro!
[07:31] ---
    It's dangerous to get that close!
[07:42] ---
    The Yumyum Bars!
[07:45] ---
    Kero!
[07:46] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[07:50] ---
    That's dangerous!
[08:05] ---
    Kero?
[08:06] ---
    Are we safe?
[08:11] ---
    And that's what happened.
[08:14] ---
    Huh. I hadn't heard that one before.
[08:16] ---
    What are space fireworks like?
[08:20] ---
    The fireworks are gorgeous,
[08:21] ---
    with colors and shapes
[08:24] ---
    that cannot be produced
    with Pekoponian fireworks.
[08:27] ---
    Still, Mr. Sergeant,
[08:29] ---
    you endangered your life
[08:31] ---
    over a bunch of Yumyum Bars, huh?
[08:34] ---
    Well, in the end, we couldn't retrieve them.
[08:38] ---
    But I still wonder why
[08:41] ---
    the space fireworks ball
    suddenly disappeared,
[08:43] ---
    thereby saving our lives.
[08:45] ---
    Even now, it's a mystery.
[08:49] ---
    I see. So that's what it was.
[08:51] ---
    Gero?
[08:52] ---
    That's what what was?
[08:54] ---
    On the same night you guys went
    to see those space fireworks,
[08:59] ---
    I was doing an experiment
    to produce a black hole
[09:02] ---
    by harnessing the energy
    from space fireworks.
[09:08] ---
    That space fireworks ball
    was probably swallowed up
[09:11] ---
    by the black hole I made,
[09:13] ---
    right before it collided with you, Commander.
[09:20] ---
    So that's what happened!
[09:21] ---
    At any rate, you saved our lives then.
[09:28] ---
    These fireworks seem to be starting, too.
[09:31] ---
    Let's hurry up and get over there!
[09:34] ---
    What's wrong, Fuyuki?
[09:36] ---
    Hey, Sarge...
[09:38] ---
    I have a favor to ask.
[09:40] ---
    Gero?
[09:43] ---
    Like we figured, we can't see them from here.
[09:48] ---
    Grandma!
[09:49] ---
    Natsumi, Fuyuki!
[09:50] ---
    What's wrong?
[09:52] ---
    Didn't you go with Kero-chan and
    the others to see the fireworks?
[09:54] ---
    That was the idea.
[09:55] ---
    But I really wanted all of us to
    see them together again this year, so...
[10:01] ---
    Admiral!
[10:02] ---
    We'll sneak you out of the hospital!
[10:06] ---
    If we don't hurry, we'll miss them!
[10:10] ---
    All of you came...
[10:11] ---
    Come on!
[10:12] ---
    If we hurry, we can still make it!
[10:15] ---
    Let's see the fireworks together!
[10:17] ---
    By no means!
[10:19] ---
    You're not sneaking Grandma
    out of the hospital.
[10:21] ---
    She isn't fully healed.
[10:23] ---
    But...
[10:31] ---
    The fireworks are over...
[10:40] ---
    Thank you.
[10:41] ---
    But it's okay.
[10:43] ---
    We can see them together next year!
[10:56] ---
    Yumyum Bars!
[10:57] ---
    The ones I dropped back then!
[11:00] ---
    I had a taste for them!
[11:04] ---
    Hey! Don't tell me...
[11:11] ---
    Beautiful!
[11:12] ---
    I've never seen fireworks like that!
[11:15] ---
    Could that be...
[11:18] ---
    A white hole.
[11:19] ---
    I created the exit for the black hole
[11:23] ---
    I produced back then.
[11:29] ---
    From above or below,
[11:31] ---
    it seems fireworks are best
    when viewed together.
[11:42] ---
    Hi there!
[11:44] ---
    I'm Nankyoku Tamae!
[11:46] ---
    Aozora Keroko here!
[11:47] ---
    Together, we are the Amphibians!
SIGN    The Amphibians
[11:50] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[11:53] ---
    So it's summertime!
[11:54] ---
    And it's hot!
[11:55] ---
    Nothing hotter than a swimsuit calendar!
[11:57] ---
    Yeah, I can never decide
    which month to put up!
[11:59] ---
    We're back again this year for the Hicksville Beach
    Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest!
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest!
    at Hicksville Beach
[11:59] ---
    And I smash my thumb when
    I nail it to the wall!
[12:01] ---
    I mean, every time I change the months!
[12:03] ---
    Which is like, every week!
[12:05] ---
    Oh, boy!
[12:07] ---
    I'll tell you what's hot!
[12:08] ---
    We can't let this year's contest...
[12:10] ---
    ...end just like this!
[12:16] ---
    Keroro: Swimsuit Beauty Contest, Sir!
[12:23] ---
    Mom couldn't come with us
    this year either because of work,
[12:27] ---
    so they gave me an adult's form
    so I could be the chaperone.
[12:31] ---
    "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
[12:34] ---
    Click!
[12:38] ---
    But you didn't have to become
    an adult, too, Koyuki-chan!
[12:48] ---
    That aside, Natsumi-san...
SIGN    Hicksville Beach at Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest The winner will become a Hicksville Beach idol! Seriously, no comedy!
[12:51] ---
    ...I saw this flier.
[12:53] ---
    Swimsuit beauty contest?
SIGN    Hicksville Beach at Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest The winner will become a Hicksville Beach idol! Seriously, no comedy!
[12:55] ---
    It seems there's also a contest at night
[12:57] ---
    at Hicksville Beach this year.
[13:00] ---
    Or, like, guidelines changing?
[13:02] ---
    What?!
[13:03] ---
    "Seriously, no comedy!"
[13:05] ---
    "Swimsuit Beauty Contest?!"
SIGN    The Winner! Congratulations!!
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty Contest
[13:10] ---
    "The winner will make her national debut
[13:14] ---
    as a Hicksville Beach idol!"
[13:17] ---
    "The winner will also appear in a movie
[13:20] ---
    with everyone's favorite masked DJ, 623."
[13:26] ---
    Let's do our best, Koyuki-chan!
[13:29] ---
    Sure!
SIGN    Hicksville Beach at Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest Reception
SIGN    Local Dangal
[13:34] ---
    We have to take advantage of this chance.
[13:37] ---
    The world will welcome us as idols
[13:39] ---
    and once we've become popular,
    we'll invade all at once!
SIGN    Local Dangal
[13:43] ---
    The Keroro Platoon will enter and go all out!
[13:46] ---
    I refuse to participate!
SIGN    Reception this way
[13:48] ---
    That's what you say, but you're
    already wearing a Pekoponian suit.
[13:51] ---
    Or, like, drilled-in habit?
[13:54] ---
    However...
[13:56] ---
    You people can't enter.
SIGN    Reception this way
[13:59] ---
    Why not?!
[14:00] ---
    Don't give me "why not?!"
[14:02] ---
    How are those "swimsuit beauties"?!
[14:04] ---
    You're okay, though!
[14:06] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Hicksville at Night
[14:08] ---
    You don't look down on Hicksville at Night!
[14:11] ---
    We're serious about being different from
    the afternoon bikini comedy contest.
[14:14] ---
    Seriously?
SIGN    Seriously
[14:15] ---
    It says "seriously"!
[14:17] ---
    Gero!
[14:19] ---
    You...
[14:21] ---
    That's it!
[14:22] ---
    Let's ask Pururu-chan!
SIGN    Reception
[14:24] ---
    Um, next...
SIGN    Reception
[14:26] ---
    Pururu-san, right?
[14:27] ---
    Yes.
[14:31] ---
    Thank you for this opportunity!
[14:41] ---
    They said Pururu-chan couldn't enter
    because of the age restriction.
[14:46] ---
    It figures...
[14:49] ---
    Then we'll just have to entrust
    everything to Lady Mois!
[14:53] ---
    Roger!
[14:54] ---
    Or, like, perfect claimant?
[14:57] ---
    And so, night!
[14:58] ---
    Hi, everyone! Good evening!
[15:01] ---
    Good evening!
SIGN    Night
[15:04] ---
    It's night here at Hicksville Beach!
[15:06] ---
    And this is the swimsuit beauty contest!
[15:11] ---
    I'm your MC, Melody Honey!
[15:15] ---
    And you know our judges,
[15:18] ---
    the mayor and his assistant!
[15:20] ---
    Hello there!
[15:22] ---
    It's a little different this year...
[15:26] ---
    We also have the mysterious masked DJ...
[15:29] ---
    Good evening! I'm 623.
[15:32] ---
    I'm a little different tonight, too.
[15:37] ---
    And I'm making 50 yen more tonight!
[15:40] ---
    Plus 556-san, the beach house part-timer!
SIGN    Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
[15:44] ---
    All right, let's start the
    swimsuit beauty contest!
SIGN    Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
[15:49] ---
    Entry number one is this pair,
[15:52] ---
    Konatsu and Koyuki!
[15:57] ---
    So, what is their score?
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty Contest
[16:05] ---
    Oh! A high score from the start!
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty Contest
[16:12] ---
    Darn you, Lady Natsumi and Lady Koyuki!
[16:14] ---
    You're interfering with my invasion!
[16:17] ---
    Koyuki-dono,
[16:19] ---
    is your swimsuit not too stimulating?!
[16:22] ---
    It's outrageous! It's outrageous, Natsumi!
SIGN    Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
[16:24] ---
    All right! Our next entry, number two!
[16:28] ---
    Unabara Mois!
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty Contest
[16:37] ---
    Another high score!
[16:38] ---
    However, it looks like it's not as high as
    the previous pair of Konatsu and Koyuki!
[16:43] ---
    You'd better sell it!
[16:46] ---
    It's time for formation socks!
[16:48] ---
    Right!
[16:49] ---
    Lady Mois, formation socks!
SIGN    Formation Socks
[16:54] ---
    Roger, Uncle!
[16:58] ---
    Oh! A performance!
[17:00] ---
    A swimsuit and socks?
[17:06] ---
    Yahoo!
[17:08] ---
    No good!
[17:10] ---
    Unless those socks are navy blue, no good!
[17:14] ---
    They are sick.
[17:16] ---
    I do not understand what they're saying.
[17:19] ---
    Kululu, can't you do something?
[17:22] ---
    Shall I try turning her
    into a glamorous adult,
[17:24] ---
    one size up, with the
    "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun?
[17:28] ---
    Who are you supposed to be?
[17:29] ---
    That's fine, but is it okay?
[17:30] ---
    The effects won't suddenly wear off?
[17:33] ---
    It'll be fine.
[17:34] ---
    The effects last for 12 hours.
[17:37] ---
    Wait a second!
[17:38] ---
    Then Natsumi and Koyuki's adult forms
[17:41] ---
    will also last only 12 hours?
[17:43] ---
    Indeed.
[17:45] ---
    And I turned them into adults
    right before lunch today...
SIGN    Participant Waiting Room No Males Allowed
[17:48] ---
    So the effect should wear off around
    the time of the awards ceremony!
[17:51] ---
    What?!
[17:53] ---
    If Natsumi should win...
SIGN    Winner
SIGN    Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
SIGN    Eeeek!
[18:07] ---
    Eeeek!
[18:10] ---
    I-If that happened...
[18:12] ---
    If that happened...
SIGN    Snap
SIGN    Participant Waiting Room No Males Allowed
[18:17] ---
    I won't let it happen!
SIGN    Participant Waiting Room No Males Allowed
[18:24] ---
    Natsumi!
[18:25] ---
    Where are you?!
[18:26] ---
    Natsumi!
[18:29] ---
    What are you doing here?
[18:31] ---
    H-Hey, wait!
[18:33] ---
    Giro!
[18:34] ---
    No males allowed!
[18:38] ---
    What about Pururu?
[18:39] ---
    Isn't Pururu around?
[18:40] ---
    Even if males aren't allowed,
    she can get in!
[18:43] ---
    Pururu-chan...
[18:44] ---
    Right?
[18:48] ---
    Let's leave her be.
[18:51] ---
    Darn it! Since it's come to this...
[18:55] ---
    You want me to dress up
    as a girl and go in there?!
SIGN    Participant Waiting Room No Males Allowed
[18:58] ---
    The effects of the gun are about to wear off!
[19:01] ---
    You need to go into the waiting room
    and warn Natsumi!
[19:03] ---
    But it's embarrassing...
[19:05] ---
    You're the only one I can count on!
SIGN    Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
[19:10] ---
    I'm embarrassed to wear a swimsuit,
[19:12] ---
    but I'm doing my best for my brother's sake!
[19:14] ---
    I'm sorry! Please give me your support!
[19:16] ---
    Please!
[19:21] ---
    And another high score!
[19:25] ---
    Fuyuki...
[19:26] ---
    He really did warn Natsumi, didn't he?
[19:30] ---
    And next, at last, our final contestant!
[19:33] ---
    Entry number 48!
[19:35] ---
    Fuyuki Hinata!
SIGN    Hinata Fuyuki Female Version
[19:37] ---
    The cross-dressing version of Fuyuki-kun.
[19:39] ---
    Cross-dressing?!
[19:40] ---
    Cross-dressing?!
[19:40] ---
    Cross-dressing?!
[19:40] ---
    Fuyuki?!
[19:41] ---
    Who told you to go on stage?!
[19:47] ---
    Wow! 623 with a rule-breaking 12 points!
SIGN    Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
[19:53] ---
    Um, what?
[19:54] ---
    556-san, how many points is that?
[20:01] ---
    Now that it's come to this,
    you win it, Fuyuki!
SIGN    Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
[20:04] ---
    The effects of the gun will wear off
    during the awards ceremony.
[20:07] ---
    To make sure Natsumi isn't
    standing on the stage then,
[20:10] ---
    Fuyuki has to win so he'll be on stage!
[20:14] ---
    We're going to announce the
    results of the judging!
[20:16] ---
    We made an impartial judgment
[20:18] ---
    based on the previous scores,
[20:21] ---
    but the level of all our
    participants was so high
[20:23] ---
    that it was very tough to decide on a winner!
[20:27] ---
    And so, the results of our consultation!
[20:31] ---
    They're all winners!
[20:32] ---
    We've decided that all 48 of them
    will make their debut
[20:37] ---
    as the idol unit HB48!
[20:41] ---
    What?!
[20:45] ---
    Ohh! The effect of the gun wore off, huh?
[20:48] ---
    What?!
[20:50] ---
    Huh? Are you... Fuyuki?
[20:52] ---
    L-Listen, Sis...
[20:55] ---
    Actually...
[20:56] ---
    We're lucky, Natsumi-san!
[20:58] ---
    Everyone won!
[21:00] ---
    Right...
[21:03] ---
    Oh, no!
[21:04] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[21:07] ---
    What should we do?! What should we do?!
[21:09] ---
    Natchi is gonna punish us!
[21:16] ---
    Tch!
[21:23] ---
    Huh?
[21:24] ---
    What is this?
[21:25] ---
    It's dark!
[21:26] ---
    Come on, you two! While we have the chance!
[21:28] ---
    R-Right!
[21:33] ---
    Thinking on his feet,
[21:34] ---
    Corporal Giroro destroyed
    the venue's lighting with his gun.
[21:41] ---
    Thanks to that, Natsumi-chan
    and Koyuki-chan were saved.
[21:47] ---
    This is so embarrassing...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:24] ---
    There are seven days in the week,
[23:26] ---
    which equals 168 hours.
[23:28] ---
    In minutes, it's 10,080.
[23:30] ---
    And actually 604,800 seconds.
[23:33] ---
    That's hard to remember.
[23:35] ---
    That aside,
[23:36] ---
    here comes Kerorinman!
SIGN    Station Merchants' Association
[23:38] ---
    "Keroro: Champion of Justice, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Keroro: Invasion in the Blink of an Eye, Sir!"
SIGN    Pekopon
[23:44] ---
    These two stories! How's that?! Ge-gero!
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!