E28 - Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir! / Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    When something wonderful is about to happen,
[01:33] ---
    don't you get a premonition
    right from the moment you wake up?
[01:39] ---
    It goes something like this...
[01:45] ---
    Huh?
[01:47] ---
    I-It seems awfully quiet today.
[01:51] ---
    Ooh... It's freezing.
[01:57] ---
    Wow!
[01:59] ---
    It's snowing!
[02:03] ---
    Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir!
[02:10] ---
    Wow...
[02:11] ---
    What's going on? What could this be?
[02:15] ---
    It keeps falling. It's making me feel happy.
[02:19] ---
    It's so cold.
[02:20] ---
    I don't know what this is for, but...
[02:23] ---
    Keep up the good work.
[02:26] ---
    These citizens of Pekopon are such dimwits.
[02:29] ---
    I'm sure they'll be taken by surprise
[02:32] ---
    when we unveil our latest plan.
[02:34] ---
    After an elaborate search online,
[02:36] ---
    I've come upon Pekoponians'
    secret weakness.
[02:39] ---
    Oh...
[02:40] ---
    The Pekoponian cities
    are practically defenseless
[02:44] ---
    against natural disasters.
[02:47] ---
    In particular,
[02:48] ---
    when this white devil
    called "snow" falls all around,
[02:52] ---
    all vehicles, trains, airplanes,
    and other modes of transportation, are paralyzed.
SIGN    Transportation Paralyzed
[02:57] ---
    That would be the perfect time
[02:59] ---
    to use our highly-advanced technology.
SIGN    Weather Satellite "Komawari"
[03:04] ---
    The weather satellite "Komawari" allows us
[03:06] ---
    to control the weather
    of any particular region.
[03:11] ---
    We'll cover Tokyo with snow
[03:13] ---
    to make the citizens
    vulnerable to our sudden attack, sir!
[03:17] ---
    I'm quite impressed with this plan.
[03:21] ---
    Yet another of my inventions
    will play the starring role.
[03:24] ---
    Current snow accumulation, 20 inches.
[03:27] ---
    Huh?
[03:28] ---
    The target level has been reached.
[03:31] ---
    Or, like, working nicely?
[03:37] ---
    Who would have thought
    everything would be made beautiful
[03:40] ---
    when covered in pure white?
[03:42] ---
    I wish to be like that myself.
[03:46] ---
    All right! Let's go!
[03:47] ---
    Huh?
[03:48] ---
    Let's invade Pekopon!
[03:58] ---
    H-Hey... Are you all right?
[04:10] ---
    Hey!
[04:13] ---
    Let's go inside.
[04:14] ---
    Hey, come back here!
[04:16] ---
    Boy...
[04:17] ---
    Now I see why city functions are paralyzed...
[04:21] ---
    Let's invade Pekopon on a warmer day.
[04:24] ---
    There's no point in doing it
    when it's snowing outside.
[04:26] ---
    You're the one who made it
    snow everywhere.
[04:29] ---
    We spent half our budget
    on this invasion plan.
[04:34] ---
    I know, I know.
[04:36] ---
    I'll do it.
[04:38] ---
    But since we aren't familiar with snow,
[04:41] ---
    why don't we do some training first?
[04:44] ---
    Hmph. I guess you're right.
[04:46] ---
    Anyhow, since our stingy monster
    makes a big fuss about the money...
[04:49] ---
    You call me a monster?!
[04:51] ---
    ...our platoon will conduct
[04:53] ---
    a special snow-bound training,
    albeit reluctantly, I must say.
[04:57] ---
    Reluctantly?
[04:59] ---
    Well, in that case...
[05:01] ---
    Let's have a snowball fight.
SIGN    Snowball
    fight?
SIGN    Snowball
    fight?
[05:03] ---
    I don't know what a snowball fight is.
[05:06] ---
    Did you get it?
[05:09] ---
    There.
[05:15] ---
    You Pekoponians sure know
    a great deal about having fun.
[05:20] ---
    Plus, this is a great combat exercise.
[05:24] ---
    All right, Master Fuyuki!
[05:26] ---
    I challenge you to a snowball battle, sir!
SIGN    Snowball Fight
[05:32] ---
    While we're at it,
[05:33] ---
    why don't we play by the official rules?
[05:35] ---
    The official rules? Such things exist?
[05:38] ---
    Yes. According to the
    Japan Snowball Fight Federation,
SIGN    Official Rules Established in 1988
[05:40] ---
    the official rules for snowball fights
    were established in 1988.
[05:44] ---
    Each team has seven players.
[05:46] ---
    The goal is to capture the opponent's flag,
[05:48] ---
    or force out the most
    opposing players within three minutes.
[05:52] ---
    Your head is just full
    of useless information...
[05:54] ---
    One, two, three, four...
[05:56] ---
    Actually, the rules are
    a lot more complicated than that.
[05:56] ---
    Five, six, seven, eight...
[05:58] ---
    But considering our limited number
    of participants and space,
[05:58] ---
    One, two, three, four...
[06:01] ---
    we'll just arrange it Hinata family style.
[06:03] ---
    And so, they decided to call in
    Momoka-chan and Koyuki-chan to join them.
[06:06] ---
    Here's how they were divided into teams.
SIGN    The Red Team
SIGN    The White Team
[06:14] ---
    I'll try my best.
[06:15] ---
    This brings back memories...
    I feel like a child again...
[06:25] ---
    Hm... I'm feeling real good.
[06:27] ---
    A-Ah...
[06:28] ---
    Excuse me, Fukki. May I suggest
    a slight variation to the rules?
[06:32] ---
    Instead of capturing flags,
[06:33] ---
    why not rescue a prisoner
    from each of our teams?
[06:36] ---
    Wow! That sounds realistic!
[06:39] ---
    Rock, paper, scissors.
[06:41] ---
    What? I'm gonna be the prisoner?
[06:43] ---
    Lady Natsumi is so bad at rock-paper-scissors,
    it's almost impressive.
[06:47] ---
    Leave me alone.
[06:48] ---
    Rock, paper, scissors.
[06:50] ---
    Scissors.
[06:51] ---
    Oh no.
[06:52] ---
    Too bad. I lose.
[06:55] ---
    Your timing was a bit off,
    so maybe we should do it again.
[06:59] ---
    No. This is perfectly fine.
[07:01] ---
    Oh...
[07:03] ---
    I don't like this. I asked
    to be a forward player.
[07:07] ---
    You're like a beautiful damsel
    in distress waiting to be rescued.
[07:14] ---
    A damsel in distress?
[07:16] ---
    In that case, I guess it's understandable.
[07:20] ---
    I knew this would work because Natchi
    is no good at rock-paper-scissors.
[07:25] ---
    This way, the fighting potential
    of the Red Team is drastically lower.
[07:28] ---
    We'll do everything we can to defend you.
[07:31] ---
    You're our important prisoner!
[07:35] ---
    Natsumi, I promise I'll be
    the one to rescue you.
[07:40] ---
    Milady, please endure this for a while.
[07:43] ---
    Ah...
[07:44] ---
    I can't wait for Fuyuki-kun
    to come and rescue me.
[07:48] ---
    All right! My knight in
    shining armor is on his way!
[07:52] ---
    The match gets started!
[07:54] ---
    The White Team has
    Paul and Tamama as forwards,
[07:57] ---
    while Fuyuki and Koyuki play defense.
[07:59] ---
    The Red Team has
    Keroro and Dororo as forwards,
[08:02] ---
    while Mois and Giroro
    defend their home turf.
[08:04] ---
    You had better stay right behind me
    so you don't get in my way, okay?
[08:08] ---
    If you say so.
[08:09] ---
    C'mon! The first attack!
[08:13] ---
    Oh, no!
[08:14] ---
    I'm out of ammo, sir!
[08:16] ---
    I got you...
[08:21] ---
    You still have a lot to learn, Tamama-kun.
[08:23] ---
    Whoever gets hit by a snowball
    has to leave the field.
[08:27] ---
    Kero? W-What's that shadow?
[08:29] ---
    I got you.
[08:38] ---
    Take that!
[08:39] ---
    Nooo!
[08:39] ---
    How can you do that, Keroro-kun?
    I thought we were friends...
[08:43] ---
    Oops.
[08:44] ---
    I thought we were friends...
[08:47] ---
    Dororo relives a traumatic experience,
     on top of getting tagged out.
[08:50] ---
    Forgive me, Dororo.
[08:53] ---
    I had to do that in
    order to win this contest, sir.
[09:01] ---
    Never let your guard down,
    Master Keroro.
[09:04] ---
    You're so good at this.
[09:08] ---
    Weren't you going to win?
[09:11] ---
    What am I supposed to do?
[09:13] ---
    Giroro-san is supposed to be here
    to defend with me, but he's gone.
[09:16] ---
    Or, like, lonely battle?
[09:22] ---
    Don't be afraid!
[09:23] ---
    I have no intention of
    striking you ladies in any way.
[09:26] ---
    He's so agile.
[09:27] ---
    Or, like, super ghostly?
[09:29] ---
    I guess this means our team wins.
[09:31] ---
    But wasn't Fuyuki-kun supposed
    to be the one to rescue me here?
[09:35] ---
    Master Fuyuki was assigned to play defense.
[09:37] ---
    I'm afraid he won't be coming here.
[09:39] ---
    What? Awww...
[09:42] ---
    So what was the point
    of volunteering to get tied up?!
[09:52] ---
    Right before the target
    is where a soldier is most vulnerable.
[09:55] ---
    Clever tactics.
[09:57] ---
    Right there!
[10:01] ---
    How did he see through
    my Hidden Quail technique?
[10:04] ---
    Koyuki is tagged out.
SIGN    Out
[10:06] ---
    Now it's just between the two of us.
[10:13] ---
    I think we've already
    gone past three minutes.
[10:15] ---
    Shouldn't this be over by now?
[10:18] ---
    I'll go and check.
[10:24] ---
    Wow...
[10:29] ---
    That's intense.
[10:34] ---
    I don't see how we can
    tell those two to stop.
[10:37] ---
    We're gonna have fun in the snow,
     with or without them.
[10:41] ---
    Snowball fights may be fun,
[10:42] ---
    but all this snow would
    be a waste without snowmen.
[10:46] ---
    After playing all day in the snow,
[10:48] ---
    eating a nice hot meal
    is especially delicious, sir!
[10:53] ---
    Huh?
[10:54] ---
    Sarge? What's the matter?
[10:56] ---
    All of a sudden,
    I'm getting this itchy feeling.
[10:59] ---
    Hey. I feel it, too.
[11:02] ---
    That must be frostbite!
[11:03] ---
    I guess you're naked, huh?
[11:06] ---
    What?
[11:07] ---
    Nobody told us that snow
    had such a trap!
[11:13] ---
    I can't stand it anymore, sir!
    I'm through with snow!
[11:18] ---
    And so, the people of planet Earth
[11:20] ---
    are once again safe from the
    threat of these alien invaders.
[11:24] ---
    Oh. I just remembered...
[11:27] ---
    A battle of endurance, huh?
    Reminds me of my younger days.
[11:31] ---
    What am I supposed to be doing here?
[11:37] ---
    Give it a rest, guys...
SIGN    Give it a rest.
SIGN    Sinister
[11:47] ---
    Sinister, malicious, shadowy, gloomy...
[11:51] ---
    These words seem to exist
    to describe a certain person.
SIGN    Malicious
SIGN    Shadowy
[11:55] ---
    The least popular character
    of the Keroro Platoon.
SIGN    Gloomy
[11:58] ---
    None other than
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
[12:03] ---
    Hey.
SIGN    Sergeant Major Kululu
[12:03] ---
    I think you should redo my introduction.
[12:07] ---
    Huh?
[12:08] ---
    But... I'm just reading
    what's written on the script...
[12:11] ---
    You can read it yourself.
SIGN    Audio Sinister, malicious, shadowy, gloomy... These words seem to have been invented exactly to describe him. He's the Keroro Platoon character you all love to hate. And his name is...
[12:12] ---
    Sinister, malicious,
    shadowy, gloomy... it's all there.
[12:15] ---
    Ha. Is that really what the script says?
[12:18] ---
    I see.
[12:20] ---
    Oh, I know...
[12:26] ---
    Don't you think the Keroro Platoon
    lacks a certain something?
[12:30] ---
    I think it's because the leader
    is so mediocre.
[12:35] ---
    But today,
    I'll show you something awesome.
[12:38] ---
    I hope you'll enjoy the show.
[12:46] ---
    Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!
[12:51] ---
    Fuyuki, could you take out
    that noncombustible trash?
[12:55] ---
    Sure thing.
[12:59] ---
    Huh? What's this?
[13:03] ---
    Is this garbage?
[13:05] ---
    Who would leave something like this here?
[13:11] ---
    Now, what kind of cute characters
    are going to appear today?
[13:18] ---
    What the heck are those?
[13:20] ---
    Sis, someone's left
    illegal waste in our backyard!
[13:24] ---
    It looks like a creepy monster, and...
[13:28] ---
    That's the same one I saw.
[13:30] ---
    So, that was a game character.
[13:32] ---
    No! Someone hacked my game!
[13:36] ---
    *Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[13:46] ---
    Fuyuki-kun dropped his handkerchief.
[13:49] ---
    So I have an excuse to see him!
[14:08] ---
    I put all my heart into
    washing and ironing it all by myself.
[14:13] ---
    I burned it a bit.
    But it won't happen next time.
[14:17] ---
    But then, being a little absentminded
    may be something boys find attractive.
[14:22] ---
    I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
[14:24] ---
    Don't be sorry, Momoka-chan.
    What's important are your feelings...
[14:28] ---
    Just kidding!
[14:32] ---
    Wow! It's a picture of Fuyuki-kun! How lucky!
[14:36] ---
    W-Wha....
[14:37] ---
    What the heck is this?
SIGN    Momoka Foi Foi
[14:45] ---
    What is this?
[14:48] ---
    Help me!
[14:54] ---
    Huh?
[14:55] ---
    Mois-chan!
[14:56] ---
    I thought I heard
    Nishizawa-san screaming just now.
[15:00] ---
    What's that?
[15:01] ---
    Dunno...
[15:02] ---
    Or, like, a pest remover?
[15:06] ---
    That hurt!
[15:08] ---
    And that's what happened...
[15:11] ---
    That's quite a disaster.
[15:14] ---
    Sorry I dropped you on the ground.
[15:15] ---
    I was just so surprised...
[15:17] ---
    You don't deserve this.
[15:20] ---
    Or, like, a pesky rampage?
[15:22] ---
    But, why would anyone set up such a thing?
[15:26] ---
    Nishizawa-san, I was just wondering...
SIGN    Kukukukuku (heh heh heh heh heh)
[15:29] ---
    By any chance, did you
    hear any laughing like that?
[15:31] ---
    Yes! I heard that!
[15:33] ---
    It was totally Kululu!
[15:55] ---
    What in the...?!
[16:15] ---
    Stars in heaven.
[16:17] ---
    Flowers on earth.
[16:18] ---
    Love in our hearts. Is that not beautiful?
[16:21] ---
    Huh?
[16:26] ---
    Do something about him.
    You're supposed to be the leader.
[16:29] ---
    Huh?
[16:30] ---
    It's a problem when I have to put out
    the noncombustible trash!
[16:33] ---
    I've had enough. Lock him up
    in solitary confinement.
[16:36] ---
    He is just so cruel.
[16:38] ---
    'Tis a great betrayal!
[16:40] ---
    Or, like, extreme nuisance?
[16:42] ---
    Tell him to hand over that picture.
[16:44] ---
    Hey, wait a sec.
[16:47] ---
    I have no idea what you guys
    are talking about.
[16:51] ---
    I suggest you talk to the representative
SIGN    Odd Job Dept.
[16:54] ---
    of the Odd Job department.
[16:56] ---
    Okay, fill out these forms
    with the details of your complaints,
[17:00] ---
    along with your names and addresses.
SIGN    Address Name Date of Birth Phone Number Permanent Residence Occupation Educational History Skills・Qualifications
[17:02] ---
    Hey. Is it okay if we just write
    our birthdates in Keron years?
[17:06] ---
    Converting Keron years into
    Pekopon years isn't easy at all.
[17:09] ---
    There are three sheets,
    so be sure to fill them all out.
[17:13] ---
    There.
[17:14] ---
    We did everything you said.
[17:16] ---
    Well, I've heard what you have
    to say. But that'll be all for today.
[17:19] ---
    Hey! What the heck \ndo you think you're doing?!
[17:23] ---
    This is so irresponsible!
[17:24] ---
    Yeesh. You won't be able to
    enjoy your lives
[17:27] ---
    if you let such small things
    ruin your day, sir.
[17:31] ---
    It's time for my...
[17:37] ---
    Ortega's... Dom!
[17:47] ---
    Kululu!
[17:49] ---
    That jerkface!
SIGN    Kululu
[17:55] ---
    This is so repulsive.
[17:56] ---
    He must really love his own face...
[17:59] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[18:00] ---
    Come out and apologize to everyone!
[18:03] ---
    That's right! Apologize!
SIGN    Kululu
[18:04] ---
    I don't want to.
[18:06] ---
    Do you have any proof
    that I did all those things?
[18:09] ---
    Grr... I really hate him.
[18:11] ---
    I'm going in there to talk to him.
[18:13] ---
    I've always thought
    his conduct was unbecoming.
[18:17] ---
    Hey, Kululu!
[18:18] ---
    Why don't the two of us
    talk about this one-on-one?
[18:21] ---
    C'mon, how about it?
[18:32] ---
    I wonder if this'll work.
[18:35] ---
    Ummm, I doubt it.
[18:42] ---
    He makes no sense!
SIGN    I knew it...
[18:43] ---
    I knew it...
[18:45] ---
    Maybe I should try it.
[18:47] ---
    I know I'm just as wicked!
[18:54] ---
    My future is bleak...
[18:57] ---
    We did have a conversation,
[18:59] ---
    but it felt like I was talking
    to a brick wall or something.
[19:03] ---
    He never listens to
    anything I say to him...
[19:07] ---
    He ignored me completely!
    Who does he think he is?
[19:10] ---
    He drives me crazy!
[19:14] ---
    And so, one by one,
[19:16] ---
    they all tried to talk some sense
    into Sergeant Major Kululu,
[19:19] ---
    but no one could handle
    Kululu's sinister personality.
[19:24] ---
    It seems that none of you
    know how to handle him.
[19:27] ---
    Which means...
[19:29] ---
    As the leader, I shall demonstrate
    my charismatic empathy technique.
SIGN    Charismatic Empathy Technique
SIGN    1 minute later
[19:35] ---
    One minute later...
[19:37] ---
    I did it! Yahoo!
[19:40] ---
    Look at what I got!
    This isn't just any ordinary Gundam.
[19:43] ---
    This is a collector's item
    that was manufactured
[19:45] ---
    based on the original design
    stolen by the Zeon forces!
[19:48] ---
    I always knew Kululu was a nice guy!
[19:51] ---
    He really got his way with the sergeant.
[19:55] ---
    Another failure... I guess
    there's nothing else we can do.
[19:59] ---
    Excuse me...
[20:00] ---
    Huh?
[20:01] ---
    I still haven't talked to him...
[20:04] ---
    What?
[20:08] ---
    Words have no effect on me.
[20:11] ---
    I suggest you just stop wasting your time.
[20:14] ---
    Excuse me...
[20:16] ---
    Oh, it's her...
[20:19] ---
    Isn't anyone else left
    who's more of a challenge?
[20:24] ---
    Ha.
[20:25] ---
    This one might go running back
    out in floods of tears...
[20:29] ---
    Huh?
[20:31] ---
    What... what's with her?
[20:36] ---
    Why isn't she speaking at all?
[20:39] ---
    Why don't you say something?
[20:43] ---
    Why the heck are you staring at me?
[20:47] ---
    Stop looking at me...
    Stop looking at me with those eyes...
[20:54] ---
    Mois's pure heart
[20:56] ---
    radiated relentlessly
    on Kululu's wicked heart.
[21:01] ---
    What could he be making...?
[21:04] ---
    And after one hour...
[21:07] ---
    Huh?
[21:09] ---
    Okay...
[21:10] ---
    That's enough.
[21:12] ---
    Stop staring at me with those sparkling eyes.
[21:15] ---
    You did it! Mois-chan, you're the best!
[21:18] ---
    Huh?
[21:20] ---
    No matter how powerful
    the sinister Kululu may be...
[21:23] ---
    None of this would've happened
    if you hadn't called me that!
[21:27] ---
    ...the sinister Kululu is no match
    for a pure-hearted girl.
[21:31] ---
    Or, like, girly pureness?
SIGN    Naïve
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Kululu. Are you all
    being hated by your friends?
[23:11] ---
    But when you become a
    genius like me, it's not a big deal.
[23:15] ---
    After all, everyone needs my skills.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    In the next episode,
    my acting spirit goes wild.
[23:23] ---
    "Natsumi & Koyuki's
    Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---**
    Ge-Gero!