# E28 - Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir! / Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMGKD/keroro-snowball-fight-survival-sir--kululus-kukuku--ku-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
When something wonderful is about to happen,
**[01:33] ---**
don't you get a premonition
right from the moment you wake up?
**[01:39] ---**
It goes something like this...
**[01:45] ---**
Huh?
**[01:47] ---**
I-It seems awfully quiet today.
**[01:51] ---**
Ooh... It's freezing.
**[01:57] ---**
Wow!
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It's snowing!
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Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir!
**[02:10] ---**
Wow...
**[02:11] ---**
What's going on? What could this be?
**[02:15] ---**
It keeps falling. It's making me feel happy.
**[02:19] ---**
It's so cold.
**[02:20] ---**
I don't know what this is for, but...
**[02:23] ---**
Keep up the good work.
**[02:26] ---**
These citizens of Pekopon are such dimwits.
**[02:29] ---**
I'm sure they'll be taken by surprise
**[02:32] ---**
when we unveil our latest plan.
**[02:34] ---**
After an elaborate search online,
**[02:36] ---**
I've come upon Pekoponians'
secret weakness.
**[02:39] ---**
Oh...
**[02:40] ---**
The Pekoponian cities
are practically defenseless
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against natural disasters.
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In particular,
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when this white devil
called "snow" falls all around,
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all vehicles, trains, airplanes,
and other modes of transportation, are paralyzed.
***SIGN*** Transportation Paralyzed
**[02:57] ---**
That would be the perfect time
**[02:59] ---**
to use our highly-advanced technology.
***SIGN*** Weather Satellite "Komawari"
**[03:04] ---**
The weather satellite "Komawari" allows us
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to control the weather
of any particular region.
**[03:11] ---**
We'll cover Tokyo with snow
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to make the citizens
vulnerable to our sudden attack, sir!
**[03:17] ---**
I'm quite impressed with this plan.
**[03:21] ---**
Yet another of my inventions
will play the starring role.
**[03:24] ---**
Current snow accumulation, 20 inches.
**[03:27] ---**
Huh?
**[03:28] ---**
The target level has been reached.
**[03:31] ---**
Or, like, working nicely?
**[03:37] ---**
Who would have thought
everything would be made beautiful
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when covered in pure white?
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I wish to be like that myself.
**[03:46] ---**
All right! Let's go!
**[03:47] ---**
Huh?
**[03:48] ---**
Let's invade Pekopon!
**[03:58] ---**
H-Hey... Are you all right?
**[04:10] ---**
Hey!
**[04:13] ---**
Let's go inside.
**[04:14] ---**
Hey, come back here!
**[04:16] ---**
Boy...
**[04:17] ---**
Now I see why city functions are paralyzed...
**[04:21] ---**
Let's invade Pekopon on a warmer day.
**[04:24] ---**
There's no point in doing it
when it's snowing outside.
**[04:26] ---**
You're the one who made it
snow everywhere.
**[04:29] ---**
We spent half our budget
on this invasion plan.
**[04:34] ---**
I know, I know.
**[04:36] ---**
I'll do it.
**[04:38] ---**
But since we aren't familiar with snow,
**[04:41] ---**
why don't we do some training first?
**[04:44] ---**
Hmph. I guess you're right.
**[04:46] ---**
Anyhow, since our stingy monster
makes a big fuss about the money...
**[04:49] ---**
You call me a monster?!
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...our platoon will conduct
**[04:53] ---**
a special snow-bound training,
albeit reluctantly, I must say.
**[04:57] ---**
Reluctantly?
**[04:59] ---**
Well, in that case...
**[05:01] ---**
Let's have a snowball fight.
***SIGN*** Snowball
fight?
***SIGN*** Snowball
fight?
**[05:03] ---**
I don't know what a snowball fight is.
**[05:06] ---**
Did you get it?
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There.
**[05:15] ---**
You Pekoponians sure know
a great deal about having fun.
**[05:20] ---**
Plus, this is a great combat exercise.
**[05:24] ---**
All right, Master Fuyuki!
**[05:26] ---**
I challenge you to a snowball battle, sir!
***SIGN*** Snowball Fight
**[05:32] ---**
While we're at it,
**[05:33] ---**
why don't we play by the official rules?
**[05:35] ---**
The official rules? Such things exist?
**[05:38] ---**
Yes. According to the
Japan Snowball Fight Federation,
***SIGN*** Official Rules Established in 1988
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the official rules for snowball fights
were established in 1988.
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Each team has seven players.
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The goal is to capture the opponent's flag,
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or force out the most
opposing players within three minutes.
**[05:52] ---**
Your head is just full
of useless information...
**[05:54] ---**
One, two, three, four...
**[05:56] ---**
Actually, the rules are
a lot more complicated than that.
**[05:56] ---**
Five, six, seven, eight...
**[05:58] ---**
But considering our limited number
of participants and space,
**[05:58] ---**
One, two, three, four...
**[06:01] ---**
we'll just arrange it Hinata family style.
**[06:03] ---**
And so, they decided to call in
Momoka-chan and Koyuki-chan to join them.
**[06:06] ---**
Here's how they were divided into teams.
***SIGN*** The Red Team
***SIGN*** The White Team
**[06:14] ---**
I'll try my best.
**[06:15] ---**
This brings back memories...
I feel like a child again...
**[06:25] ---**
Hm... I'm feeling real good.
**[06:27] ---**
A-Ah...
**[06:28] ---**
Excuse me, Fukki. May I suggest
a slight variation to the rules?
**[06:32] ---**
Instead of capturing flags,
**[06:33] ---**
why not rescue a prisoner
from each of our teams?
**[06:36] ---**
Wow! That sounds realistic!
**[06:39] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors.
**[06:41] ---**
What? I'm gonna be the prisoner?
**[06:43] ---**
Lady Natsumi is so bad at rock-paper-scissors,
it's almost impressive.
**[06:47] ---**
Leave me alone.
**[06:48] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors.
**[06:50] ---**
Scissors.
**[06:51] ---**
Oh no.
**[06:52] ---**
Too bad. I lose.
**[06:55] ---**
Your timing was a bit off,
so maybe we should do it again.
**[06:59] ---**
No. This is perfectly fine.
**[07:01] ---**
Oh...
**[07:03] ---**
I don't like this. I asked
to be a forward player.
**[07:07] ---**
You're like a beautiful damsel
in distress waiting to be rescued.
**[07:14] ---**
A damsel in distress?
**[07:16] ---**
In that case, I guess it's understandable.
**[07:20] ---**
I knew this would work because Natchi
is no good at rock-paper-scissors.
**[07:25] ---**
This way, the fighting potential
of the Red Team is drastically lower.
**[07:28] ---**
We'll do everything we can to defend you.
**[07:31] ---**
You're our important prisoner!
**[07:35] ---**
Natsumi, I promise I'll be
the one to rescue you.
**[07:40] ---**
Milady, please endure this for a while.
**[07:43] ---**
Ah...
**[07:44] ---**
I can't wait for Fuyuki-kun
to come and rescue me.
**[07:48] ---**
All right! My knight in
shining armor is on his way!
**[07:52] ---**
The match gets started!
**[07:54] ---**
The White Team has
Paul and Tamama as forwards,
**[07:57] ---**
while Fuyuki and Koyuki play defense.
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The Red Team has
Keroro and Dororo as forwards,
**[08:02] ---**
while Mois and Giroro
defend their home turf.
**[08:04] ---**
You had better stay right behind me
so you don't get in my way, okay?
**[08:08] ---**
If you say so.
**[08:09] ---**
C'mon! The first attack!
**[08:13] ---**
Oh, no!
**[08:14] ---**
I'm out of ammo, sir!
**[08:16] ---**
I got you...
**[08:21] ---**
You still have a lot to learn, Tamama-kun.
**[08:23] ---**
Whoever gets hit by a snowball
has to leave the field.
**[08:27] ---**
Kero? W-What's that shadow?
**[08:29] ---**
I got you.
**[08:38] ---**
Take that!
**[08:39] ---**
Nooo!
**[08:39] ---**
How can you do that, Keroro-kun?
I thought we were friends...
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Oops.
**[08:44] ---**
I thought we were friends...
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Dororo relives a traumatic experience,
on top of getting tagged out.
**[08:50] ---**
Forgive me, Dororo.
**[08:53] ---**
I had to do that in
order to win this contest, sir.
**[09:01] ---**
Never let your guard down,
Master Keroro.
**[09:04] ---**
You're so good at this.
**[09:08] ---**
Weren't you going to win?
**[09:11] ---**
What am I supposed to do?
**[09:13] ---**
Giroro-san is supposed to be here
to defend with me, but he's gone.
**[09:16] ---**
Or, like, lonely battle?
**[09:22] ---**
Don't be afraid!
**[09:23] ---**
I have no intention of
striking you ladies in any way.
**[09:26] ---**
He's so agile.
**[09:27] ---**
Or, like, super ghostly?
**[09:29] ---**
I guess this means our team wins.
**[09:31] ---**
But wasn't Fuyuki-kun supposed
to be the one to rescue me here?
**[09:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki was assigned to play defense.
**[09:37] ---**
I'm afraid he won't be coming here.
**[09:39] ---**
What? Awww...
**[09:42] ---**
So what was the point
of volunteering to get tied up?!
**[09:52] ---**
Right before the target
is where a soldier is most vulnerable.
**[09:55] ---**
Clever tactics.
**[09:57] ---**
Right there!
**[10:01] ---**
How did he see through
my Hidden Quail technique?
**[10:04] ---**
Koyuki is tagged out.
***SIGN*** Out
**[10:06] ---**
Now it's just between the two of us.
**[10:13] ---**
I think we've already
gone past three minutes.
**[10:15] ---**
Shouldn't this be over by now?
**[10:18] ---**
I'll go and check.
**[10:24] ---**
Wow...
**[10:29] ---**
That's intense.
**[10:34] ---**
I don't see how we can
tell those two to stop.
**[10:37] ---**
We're gonna have fun in the snow,
with or without them.
**[10:41] ---**
Snowball fights may be fun,
**[10:42] ---**
but all this snow would
be a waste without snowmen.
**[10:46] ---**
After playing all day in the snow,
**[10:48] ---**
eating a nice hot meal
is especially delicious, sir!
**[10:53] ---**
Huh?
**[10:54] ---**
Sarge? What's the matter?
**[10:56] ---**
All of a sudden,
I'm getting this itchy feeling.
**[10:59] ---**
Hey. I feel it, too.
**[11:02] ---**
That must be frostbite!
**[11:03] ---**
I guess you're naked, huh?
**[11:06] ---**
What?
**[11:07] ---**
Nobody told us that snow
had such a trap!
**[11:13] ---**
I can't stand it anymore, sir!
I'm through with snow!
**[11:18] ---**
And so, the people of planet Earth
**[11:20] ---**
are once again safe from the
threat of these alien invaders.
**[11:24] ---**
Oh. I just remembered...
**[11:27] ---**
A battle of endurance, huh?
Reminds me of my younger days.
**[11:31] ---**
What am I supposed to be doing here?
**[11:37] ---**
Give it a rest, guys...
***SIGN*** Give it a rest.
***SIGN*** Sinister
**[11:47] ---**
Sinister, malicious, shadowy, gloomy...
**[11:51] ---**
These words seem to exist
to describe a certain person.
***SIGN*** Malicious
***SIGN*** Shadowy
**[11:55] ---**
The least popular character
of the Keroro Platoon.
***SIGN*** Gloomy
**[11:58] ---**
None other than
Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[12:03] ---**
Hey.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Major Kululu
**[12:03] ---**
I think you should redo my introduction.
**[12:07] ---**
Huh?
**[12:08] ---**
But... I'm just reading
what's written on the script...
**[12:11] ---**
You can read it yourself.
***SIGN*** Audio Sinister, malicious, shadowy, gloomy... These words seem to have been invented exactly to describe him. He's the Keroro Platoon character you all love to hate. And his name is...
**[12:12] ---**
Sinister, malicious,
shadowy, gloomy... it's all there.
**[12:15] ---**
Ha. Is that really what the script says?
**[12:18] ---**
I see.
**[12:20] ---**
Oh, I know...
**[12:26] ---**
Don't you think the Keroro Platoon
lacks a certain something?
**[12:30] ---**
I think it's because the leader
is so mediocre.
**[12:35] ---**
But today,
I'll show you something awesome.
**[12:38] ---**
I hope you'll enjoy the show.
**[12:46] ---**
Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!
**[12:51] ---**
Fuyuki, could you take out
that noncombustible trash?
**[12:55] ---**
Sure thing.
**[12:59] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[13:03] ---**
Is this garbage?
**[13:05] ---**
Who would leave something like this here?
**[13:11] ---**
Now, what kind of cute characters
are going to appear today?
**[13:18] ---**
What the heck are those?
**[13:20] ---**
Sis, someone's left
illegal waste in our backyard!
**[13:24] ---**
It looks like a creepy monster, and...
**[13:28] ---**
That's the same one I saw.
**[13:30] ---**
So, that was a game character.
**[13:32] ---**
No! Someone hacked my game!
**[13:36] ---**
*Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...**
**[13:46] ---**
Fuyuki-kun dropped his handkerchief.
**[13:49] ---**
So I have an excuse to see him!
**[14:08] ---**
I put all my heart into
washing and ironing it all by myself.
**[14:13] ---**
I burned it a bit.
But it won't happen next time.
**[14:17] ---**
But then, being a little absentminded
may be something boys find attractive.
**[14:22] ---**
I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:24] ---**
Don't be sorry, Momoka-chan.
What's important are your feelings...
**[14:28] ---**
Just kidding!
**[14:32] ---**
Wow! It's a picture of Fuyuki-kun! How lucky!
**[14:36] ---**
W-Wha....
**[14:37] ---**
What the heck is this?
***SIGN*** Momoka Foi Foi
**[14:45] ---**
What is this?
**[14:48] ---**
Help me!
**[14:54] ---**
Huh?
**[14:55] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[14:56] ---**
I thought I heard
Nishizawa-san screaming just now.
**[15:00] ---**
What's that?
**[15:01] ---**
Dunno...
**[15:02] ---**
Or, like, a pest remover?
**[15:06] ---**
That hurt!
**[15:08] ---**
And that's what happened...
**[15:11] ---**
That's quite a disaster.
**[15:14] ---**
Sorry I dropped you on the ground.
**[15:15] ---**
I was just so surprised...
**[15:17] ---**
You don't deserve this.
**[15:20] ---**
Or, like, a pesky rampage?
**[15:22] ---**
But, why would anyone set up such a thing?
**[15:26] ---**
Nishizawa-san, I was just wondering...
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku (heh heh heh heh heh)
**[15:29] ---**
By any chance, did you
hear any laughing like that?
**[15:31] ---**
Yes! I heard that!
**[15:33] ---**
It was totally Kululu!
**[15:55] ---**
What in the...?!
**[16:15] ---**
Stars in heaven.
**[16:17] ---**
Flowers on earth.
**[16:18] ---**
Love in our hearts. Is that not beautiful?
**[16:21] ---**
Huh?
**[16:26] ---**
Do something about him.
You're supposed to be the leader.
**[16:29] ---**
Huh?
**[16:30] ---**
It's a problem when I have to put out
the noncombustible trash!
**[16:33] ---**
I've had enough. Lock him up
in solitary confinement.
**[16:36] ---**
He is just so cruel.
**[16:38] ---**
'Tis a great betrayal!
**[16:40] ---**
Or, like, extreme nuisance?
**[16:42] ---**
Tell him to hand over that picture.
**[16:44] ---**
Hey, wait a sec.
**[16:47] ---**
I have no idea what you guys
are talking about.
**[16:51] ---**
I suggest you talk to the representative
***SIGN*** Odd Job Dept.
**[16:54] ---**
of the Odd Job department.
**[16:56] ---**
Okay, fill out these forms
with the details of your complaints,
**[17:00] ---**
along with your names and addresses.
***SIGN*** Address Name Date of Birth Phone Number Permanent Residence Occupation Educational History Skills・Qualifications
**[17:02] ---**
Hey. Is it okay if we just write
our birthdates in Keron years?
**[17:06] ---**
Converting Keron years into
Pekopon years isn't easy at all.
**[17:09] ---**
There are three sheets,
so be sure to fill them all out.
**[17:13] ---**
There.
**[17:14] ---**
We did everything you said.
**[17:16] ---**
Well, I've heard what you have
to say. But that'll be all for today.
**[17:19] ---**
Hey! What the heck \ndo you think you're doing?!
**[17:23] ---**
This is so irresponsible!
**[17:24] ---**
Yeesh. You won't be able to
enjoy your lives
**[17:27] ---**
if you let such small things
ruin your day, sir.
**[17:31] ---**
It's time for my...
**[17:37] ---**
Ortega's... Dom!
**[17:47] ---**
Kululu!
**[17:49] ---**
That jerkface!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[17:55] ---**
This is so repulsive.
**[17:56] ---**
He must really love his own face...
**[17:59] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[18:00] ---**
Come out and apologize to everyone!
**[18:03] ---**
That's right! Apologize!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[18:04] ---**
I don't want to.
**[18:06] ---**
Do you have any proof
that I did all those things?
**[18:09] ---**
Grr... I really hate him.
**[18:11] ---**
I'm going in there to talk to him.
**[18:13] ---**
I've always thought
his conduct was unbecoming.
**[18:17] ---**
Hey, Kululu!
**[18:18] ---**
Why don't the two of us
talk about this one-on-one?
**[18:21] ---**
C'mon, how about it?
**[18:32] ---**
I wonder if this'll work.
**[18:35] ---**
Ummm, I doubt it.
**[18:42] ---**
He makes no sense!
***SIGN*** I knew it...
**[18:43] ---**
I knew it...
**[18:45] ---**
Maybe I should try it.
**[18:47] ---**
I know I'm just as wicked!
**[18:54] ---**
My future is bleak...
**[18:57] ---**
We did have a conversation,
**[18:59] ---**
but it felt like I was talking
to a brick wall or something.
**[19:03] ---**
He never listens to
anything I say to him...
**[19:07] ---**
He ignored me completely!
Who does he think he is?
**[19:10] ---**
He drives me crazy!
**[19:14] ---**
And so, one by one,
**[19:16] ---**
they all tried to talk some sense
into Sergeant Major Kululu,
**[19:19] ---**
but no one could handle
Kululu's sinister personality.
**[19:24] ---**
It seems that none of you
know how to handle him.
**[19:27] ---**
Which means...
**[19:29] ---**
As the leader, I shall demonstrate
my charismatic empathy technique.
***SIGN*** Charismatic Empathy Technique
***SIGN*** 1 minute later
**[19:35] ---**
One minute later...
**[19:37] ---**
I did it! Yahoo!
**[19:40] ---**
Look at what I got!
This isn't just any ordinary Gundam.
**[19:43] ---**
This is a collector's item
that was manufactured
**[19:45] ---**
based on the original design
stolen by the Zeon forces!
**[19:48] ---**
I always knew Kululu was a nice guy!
**[19:51] ---**
He really got his way with the sergeant.
**[19:55] ---**
Another failure... I guess
there's nothing else we can do.
**[19:59] ---**
Excuse me...
**[20:00] ---**
Huh?
**[20:01] ---**
I still haven't talked to him...
**[20:04] ---**
What?
**[20:08] ---**
Words have no effect on me.
**[20:11] ---**
I suggest you just stop wasting your time.
**[20:14] ---**
Excuse me...
**[20:16] ---**
Oh, it's her...
**[20:19] ---**
Isn't anyone else left
who's more of a challenge?
**[20:24] ---**
Ha.
**[20:25] ---**
This one might go running back
out in floods of tears...
**[20:29] ---**
Huh?
**[20:31] ---**
What... what's with her?
**[20:36] ---**
Why isn't she speaking at all?
**[20:39] ---**
Why don't you say something?
**[20:43] ---**
Why the heck are you staring at me?
**[20:47] ---**
Stop looking at me...
Stop looking at me with those eyes...
**[20:54] ---**
Mois's pure heart
**[20:56] ---**
radiated relentlessly
on Kululu's wicked heart.
**[21:01] ---**
What could he be making...?
**[21:04] ---**
And after one hour...
**[21:07] ---**
Huh?
**[21:09] ---**
Okay...
**[21:10] ---**
That's enough.
**[21:12] ---**
Stop staring at me with those sparkling eyes.
**[21:15] ---**
You did it! Mois-chan, you're the best!
**[21:18] ---**
Huh?
**[21:20] ---**
No matter how powerful
the sinister Kululu may be...
**[21:23] ---**
None of this would've happened
if you hadn't called me that!
**[21:27] ---**
...the sinister Kululu is no match
for a pure-hearted girl.
**[21:31] ---**
Or, like, girly pureness?
***SIGN*** Naïve
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Kululu. Are you all
being hated by your friends?
**[23:11] ---**
But when you become a
genius like me, it's not a big deal.
**[23:15] ---**
After all, everyone needs my skills.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
In the next episode,
my acting spirit goes wild.
**[23:23] ---**
"Natsumi & Koyuki's
Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!