E234 - Keroro: Grand Operation Telops, Sir! / Keroro: Invading with a How-To Book, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    We are always being pushed
    forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    As we search for the
    secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    On a global scale,
    we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    We have greeted the time
     of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    No matter how tiny the riddle,
    I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
    to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    kitto kitto ketsumatsu
    ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    All the things I wanna try,
    with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
SIGN    Unbalance Q
[01:31] ---
    Ideas can come from the most
    minor things sometimes.
SIGN    Laaaaazy
[01:38] ---
    Now isn't that a cute chick?
[01:41] ---
    But this chick was actually...
SIGN    Three days later...
[01:44] ---
    ...the great monster, Yakitorin!
[01:50] ---
    TV sure is convenient, sir.
SIGN    Three days later
[01:53] ---
    Three days later.
[01:54] ---
    You just need a telop like that,
    and everything moves on just fine!
[01:58] ---
    If only everything would go right in the
    harsh real world after just a single telop.
[02:02] ---
    Wait!
[02:04] ---
    Couldn't I... use this?
[02:09] ---
    Keroro: Grand Operation Telops, Sir!
[02:17] ---
    I wonder what to do for lunch!
[02:19] ---
    Okay, decided!
SIGN    40 minutes later
[02:21] ---
    Mmm, delicious!
[02:24] ---
    Wait, did I eat that already?
[02:27] ---
    That's weird...
SIGN    Niagara Falls
SIGN    Hinata Kitchen
[02:35] ---
    What?!
[02:37] ---
    Am I dreaming?!
[02:39] ---
    Hiiiiii-larious!
[02:42] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Shake Shake
[02:44] ---
    Okay, next!
SIGN    Gathering of Arazazaians
[02:53] ---
    What is this?!
[02:56] ---
    My "Day Telopper"
[02:58] ---
    is an amazing gizmo that makes things occur
    exactly according to the telops it displays!
[03:02] ---
    Hey, mister, let me have a try!
SIGN    Mountain of Sweets
[03:09] ---
    Yay, I did it!
[03:10] ---
    That's great! That's amazing!
SIGN    Glee
SIGN    Glee
[03:13] ---
    Okay, me too.
SIGN    Mountain of Gundam Models
[03:16] ---
    Whoowee! This is amazing, sir!
[03:18] ---
    I should have thought of this earlier!
SIGN    Days of Training
[03:23] ---
    Gero!
[03:25] ---
    Purify your minds and bodies,
[03:27] ---
    and wash away your evil thoughts
     of invading Pekopon.
[03:31] ---
    Don't put weird telops up!
SIGN    My Room
[03:36] ---
    Punishment, sir.
SIGN    CENSORED
[03:40] ---
    Wah! Wait... You can't see my face!
[03:43] ---
    That's so mean, Keroro-kun!
[03:45] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[03:47] ---
    Never mind that... what does this
    have to do with invading Pekopon?
[03:51] ---
    You dumbo, are you doing this
    for your own enjoyment again?
[03:54] ---
    There you go again!
[03:56] ---
    You must have zero aptitude for invading
    Pekopon if this doesn't spark any ideas!
[03:59] ---
    Wh-What?
SIGN    Lazy Glutton
[04:01] ---
    Or, like, lazy glutton?
[04:04] ---
    That's a bit much...
[04:06] ---
    If we make telops with this machine,
[04:08] ---
    we can make whatever we want reality, sir!
[04:11] ---
    Which means!
[04:12] ---
    If we make a telop that sounds like
    we'll succeed in our Pekopon invasion,
[04:15] ---
    our mission will be completed
    in no time at all!
[04:17] ---
    You couldn't even get that
    through your thick head?!
[04:21] ---
    Or, like, lazy glutton?
[04:23] ---
    Then will you get on and invade already?!
[04:27] ---
    But before that...
[04:29] ---
    I'm going to play around like crazy, sir!
[04:31] ---
    Telopuu! Telopuu! Haha, puu!
[04:34] ---
    Y-You people!
SIGN    CENSORED
[04:36] ---
    Get rid of this, Keroro-kun!
[04:41] ---
    ...draw a circle with 10 cm radius about A.
    Call its intersection with the diagonal AC—
SIGN    123-XXOO Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO Hinata Fuyuki-sama
[04:46] ---
    And send your letters to this address!
[04:48] ---
    Wait, what am I doing?
[04:52] ---
    Hiiiiii-larious!
SIGN    Harumi-doori Shopping District
[04:56] ---
    Would you like some wrapping ties?
SIGN    Cute Useful!! We have wrapping ties
[04:59] ---
    They close bags tight, and you can
    use them to wrap presents up cutely!
SIGN    Wrapping ties
[05:03] ---
    Oh, those are called wrapping ties?
    I never knew that...
[05:08] ---
    You may not have known their name, but
     they're still useful! That's what's important!
[05:11] ---
    Ohh! What nice words!
SIGN    Cute Useful!! We have wrapping ties
[05:13] ---
    How would you like some wrapping ties?
SIGN    Sold Out
[05:18] ---
    Brother, it looks like we sold them all!
[05:20] ---
    Our enthusiastic sales technique has won out!
SIGN    Cute Useful!! We have wrapping ties
[05:23] ---
    I'm so glad, brother!
[05:25] ---
    Now this month's—
SIGN    Returned
[05:28] ---
    What's going on, Lavie?!
[05:30] ---
    Huh? It looks like we just
    imagined selling them all!
[05:34] ---
    Thanks to our enthusiastic
    imagination technique!
SIGN    Harumi-doori Shopping District
[05:36] ---
    Hiiiiii-larious! Yes! Hiiiiii-larious!
    Yes! Hiiiiii-larious!
[05:37] ---
    Let's do it all over again, brother!
[05:47] ---
    What a wonderful afternoon moment...
SIGN    And no one could have predicted what unfolded next...
[05:51] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[05:57] ---
    Why?!
[05:58] ---
    Ah, Momoka-san!
[05:59] ---
    Come! You must buy some, too!
[06:01] ---
    Huh? B-Buy what?
[06:03] ---
    Wrapping ties.
[06:05] ---
    Wrapping ties?
SIGN    Cute Useful!!
[06:06] ---
    These are the best for closing bags!
[06:09] ---
    Bags...?
[06:09] ---
    10 included! Just 30 yen!
[06:12] ---
    Please, please!
[06:14] ---
    Okay, then... I'll buy some.
[06:16] ---
    Paul.
[06:17] ---
    Right.
SIGN    And no one could have predicted how it would end up...
SIGN    Empty
[06:24] ---
    Empty...
[06:26] ---
    What?!
[06:27] ---
    What's the matter?
[06:29] ---
    My wallet is... empty, milady.
[06:34] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN    Cute Useful!! We have wrapping ties
[06:35] ---
    I'm sorry for Paul!
[06:36] ---
    My humblest apologies.
[06:38] ---
    What is this...
[06:40] ---
    ...indefinable despair?
[06:42] ---
    Brother...
SIGN    123-OOXX Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO 556-sama
[06:44] ---
    And you can send your letters
    to cheer us up to this address!
[06:47] ---
    We'll be waiting!
[06:49] ---
    The hell is this?!
SIGN    Harumi-doori Shopping District
[06:52] ---
    Hiiiiii-larious!
[06:54] ---
    Hmph. Ridiculous.
[06:56] ---
    Hey! Keroro!
[06:57] ---
    Hurry up and carry out the
    invasion of Pekopon already!
[06:59] ---
    Oh, Giroro, my dear.
    You're like a nagging in-law, sir.
[07:04] ---
    What?! Just get your butt
    back here right now!
[07:06] ---
    Sure, sure...
[07:08] ---
    Okay. We'll now use our convention-violating
     new weapon, the Day Telopper,
SIGN    CENSORED
[07:13] ---
    to carry out our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[07:17] ---
    So, what kind of telop should we go with?
[07:19] ---
    Should be "The Keroro Platoon successfully
    invades Pekopon," do you not think?
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Successfully Invades Pekopon!
[07:23] ---
    Bit obvious, isn't it?
[07:25] ---
    Who gives a crap about that?!
[07:26] ---
    Then how about "Pekopon and
    Planet Keron became one"?
SIGN    CENSORED
SIGN    Pekopon and
    Planet Keron
    became one!
[07:31] ---
    Wait, please, take this off!
[07:33] ---
    Then why not just "At the end of a
    hard-fought battle, the Keroro Platoon
SIGN    At the end of a hard-fought battle,
     the Keroro Platoon at last thrashed
    Pekopon to an overwhelming defeat,
    and achieved total conquest!!
    by Giroro
[07:36] ---
    at last thrashed Pekopon
    to an overwhelming defeat,
[07:39] ---
    and achieved total conquest!!"
[07:42] ---
    You're going to put that up as a telop?
[07:44] ---
    That's the operation, isn't it?
[07:46] ---
    It's too long!
[07:47] ---
    In the first place,
    it won't even fit on the screen.
[07:50] ---
    You think of one, then!
[07:51] ---
    I know! This is the perfect time
    to use this thing, sir!
[07:54] ---
    Gero gerori.
SIGN    After thinking for an entire day
SIGN    CENSORED
[07:58] ---
    Gero.
[07:58] ---
    I can't think of anything...
[08:01] ---
    Fine, then... let's solicit ideas
    from our viewers.
SIGN    123-OOXX
    Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO
    Keroro Gunsou Telops-sama
[08:06] ---
    Yep! You can send them to this address!
SIGN    CENSORED
[08:10] ---
    What a response.
[08:13] ---
    Or, like, deeply thankful?
[08:16] ---
    Choosing from these is gonna be hard work!
[08:17] ---
    Oy! Keroro, you dumbo,
    are you dawdling deliberately?!
[08:21] ---
    Well, you know how it is.
SIGN    Congratulations
[08:23] ---
    Finally faced with our
    invasion becoming a reality,
[08:26] ---
    I find myself filled
    with deep emotion, sir.
SIGN    CENSORED
[08:35] ---
    Aww, they're getting a little pensive.
[08:37] ---
    You dumbos! Has the time you've spent on
    Pekopon caused you to forget your mission?!
[08:42] ---
    Hand it over! I'll finish this myself!
[08:46] ---
    Here we go!
[08:47] ---
    I'll do it, sir!
[08:48] ---
    You're in the way!
SIGN    CENSORED
[08:49] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[08:50] ---
    Both of you, stop fighting!
[08:51] ---
    I said I'll do it, and I'll do it!
[08:55] ---
    The Keroro Platoon...
[08:59] ---
    ...achieves... Pekopon... invasion...!
[09:05] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    CENSORED
SIGN    The Keroro Platoon achieves Pekopon invasion!
[09:19] ---
    Did we do it?
[09:21] ---
    Did we... actually... succeed?
[09:25] ---
    Corporal Giroro...
[09:29] ---
    We've finally done it, sir...
[09:32] ---
    We've invaded Pekopon!
[09:34] ---
    Keroro!
[09:36] ---
    Now, let us all resonate in victory, sir!
[09:39] ---
    Yeah!!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN    Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    Pekoposo
[09:58] ---
    Wait... where is this?
SIGN    Pe - ko - po - so
[10:00] ---
    Pe... ko... po... so...?
[10:03] ---
    What the heck is that?!
[10:08] ---
    What a terrible telop typo, sir...
[10:11] ---
    Or, like, lazy glutton?
[10:13] ---
    That stupid Red...
[10:15] ---
    And so, thanks to someone's typo,
    peace on Earth was once again protected.
[10:19] ---
    Th-This is... my fault?
SIGN    wtf XDDDDDDD
    this is fine too ;D
SIGN    Natsumi is mai waifu
SIGN    erodaruma XDDDDD
    go to schooooool LOL
SIGN    * Uploading this video to the net without permission is strictly prohibited.
SIGN    ° A request from Keroro. When watching this anime,
    brighten the room and sit a distance from the TV, sir.
[10:23] ---
    Wh-What the heck are these telops?!
SIGN    What the heck is this ending!!!!!
    （°’∀`°）lolololololololol
SIGN    You guys really love Giroro don't you LOL
SIGN    Giroro ctfd XDDDDD
SIGN    Natsumi my love
    Nii-chan, do something about this XDDD
SIGN    giroro so cute lol
SIGN    Don't you give a crap about
    invasion anymore?!?! :D:D:D
[10:25] ---
    These are so mean! Staff!!
SIGN    Learn to type. (^o^)
SIGN    Pekopondou Shoten Books
[10:35] ---
    Carefully searching for books in a bookshop
    is nice to do from time to time, isn't it?
[10:40] ---
    I thought we had a good thing going
     with invading with telops.
[10:44] ---
    Oh, well. This is when you've gotta
    read some manga for a change of mood.
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
[10:48] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    A Must-Read For Invading Aliens Highly-rated throughout the universe!! Already sold 6,800,000,010,000 copies!
[10:50] ---
    "A Must-Read For Invading Aliens"...
[10:52] ---
    Th-This is...!
[10:58] ---
    Keroro: Invading with a How-To Book, Sir!
[11:03] ---
    Uhh, so, our next Pekopon
    invasion strategy will be...
[11:06] ---
    ...this!
SIGN    You Can Do It! Pekopon Invasion! Five Conditions For Success
[11:09] ---
    We are going to invade Pekopon with a book?
SIGN    You Can Do It! Pekopon Invasion! Five Conditions For Success
[11:11] ---
    Umm...
[11:13] ---
    "You Can Do It! Pekopon Invasion"?
[11:15] ---
    "Five Conditions For Success"...
[11:18] ---
    This is one of those so-called how-to books.
[11:20] ---
    Do you seriously think you'll be able to
    invade Pekopon by reading that, dumbo?
[11:25] ---
    Look at the author's name. The author.
SIGN    Author (Recent Photograph)
    Urere
[11:29] ---
    U...
[11:29] ---
    ...re...
[11:30] ---
    ...re?
[11:33] ---
    Correct!
[11:34] ---
    That man who, at his busiest,
    has five invasions a week in his schedule!
SIGN    Ultra-Popular
SIGN    Super
    Elite
[11:38] ---
    This book was written by that
    ultra-popular invader, Urere!
SIGN    Eloquent
SIGN    Successful
[11:41] ---
    The author, who has completed
    13,796 invasions,
[11:46] ---
    reveals his methods like never before!
[11:48] ---
    "Just five simple conditions for
    your invasion to be a success!"
[11:53] ---
    it says!
SIGN    13,796 Invasions Completed
[11:55] ---
    You can't criticize the practical results.
[11:57] ---
    Ya see, ya see? Plus, this book has...
[12:00] ---
    ...a sealed bonus extra that only opens when
    you've satisfied all five conditions, sirree!
[12:05] ---
    Ta-da!
SIGN    Extra
[12:07] ---
    What's inside the extra will
    have your nose spurting blood!
[12:09] ---
    A blueprint for a perfect invasion weapon!
SIGN    Blood-Spurting-Worthy Invasion Weapon Blueprint
[12:12] ---
    If we just have this...
[12:13] ---
    Ooh!
[12:15] ---
    Or, like, Tanioka Yasuji?
SIGN    You Can Do It! Pekopon Invasion!
    Five Conditions For Success
[12:17] ---
    Then let's get started!
    Just as it says in this book!
[12:23] ---
    Why are we rafting?!
SIGN    You Can Do It!
    Pekopon Invasion!
[12:26] ---
    Condition one of the five conditions
    for success is "teamwork."
SIGN    Five Conditions For Success Condition 1 Teamwork
[12:31] ---
    This is absolutely indispensable for a
    platoon aiming for invasion, don't you think?
[12:35] ---
    Everyone knows that, but even so,
    this is quite a difficult thing to achieve.
[12:39] ---
    So, how do you increase your teamwork?
[12:42] ---
    Sports that you play as a team
    are perfect here.
[12:45] ---
    In my experience, something like whitewater
    rafting will give your teamwork a big boost!
[12:50] ---
    That's what it said in the book, sir!
[12:53] ---
    Port! What are you doing?! Row faster!
[12:55] ---
    Gero! We're gonna hit the rock!
[12:58] ---
    Leave it to me!
[13:04] ---
    Why logs?!
[13:14] ---
    Now it's a waterfall!
[13:17] ---
    I will handle this!
[13:26] ---
    Fight!
[13:27] ---
    Ippatsu!!
SIGN    Extra
[13:32] ---
    Condition one of the five conditions
    for success, "teamwork," is...
[13:38] ---
    ...cleared! Congratulations!
[13:40] ---
    Aw, yeah!
[13:41] ---
    Okay, let's keep it up! On we go!
SIGN    Vault
[13:47] ---
    Condition two of the five conditions
    for success is "acquisition of funds."
SIGN    Five Conditions For Success Condition 2 Acquisition of Funds
[13:52] ---
    If you blame insufficient funds from
    the army for your lack of progress,
[13:56] ---
    you're already counting yourself out.
[13:58] ---
    If you think they will not suffice,
    you need to gather more funds yourself.
[14:01] ---
    You can research the place you
    will be invading at the same time,
SIGN    Extra
[14:04] ---
    so you can kill two birds with one stone.
[14:06] ---
    Gero gerori.
[14:08] ---
    Not only do we have our Keron Army budget,
    we have our profits from the instant dumplings,
SIGN    Rare Material
[14:11] ---
    Kululu's "rare material" DVDs,
[14:13] ---
    the Lady Natsumi figures
    for the space fanatics,
[14:15] ---
    our allowances from Lady Mom...
[14:16] ---
    Relatively speaking,
    our coffers are in tip-top shape, sir.
[14:19] ---
    Well, we'll just call condition two
     cleared and move right on.
[14:23] ---
    Hold it.
[14:24] ---
    If they're so tip-top, what is this about?
SIGN    Empty...
[14:30] ---
    Stone-broke.
[14:32] ---
    Huh? Whyever could that be?
[14:35] ---
    Little Keroro doesn't know why at all!
[14:37] ---
    Ow!
[14:37] ---
    Don't try and get out of this
    with that creepy voice!
[14:41] ---
    Here ya go.
[14:42] ---
    Oooh! I knew I could count on you,
    Sergeant Major Curry!
[14:44] ---
    You're the best in the platoon
    at getting funds, yes yes!
[14:47] ---
    So? What rare items did you sell?
[14:49] ---
    Hmmmm? Auctioned everything you
    were hoarding and not using.
[14:52] ---
    And all the Gundam models
    from your Gundam Model Room.
SIGN    Empty!!
SIGN    Extra
[15:01] ---
    Condition two, "acquisition of funds," is...
[15:05] ---
    ...cleared! Congratulations!
[15:07] ---
    Or, like, selfless values?
[15:10] ---
    Gundam models...
SIGN    Book of Songs
[15:12] ---
    Next is karaoke?!
SIGN    The 70th Nodo Jiman Contest
[15:14] ---
    Condition three of the
    five conditions for success...
[15:17] ---
    ...is "confirmation of your goal."
SIGN    Five Conditions For Success Condition 3 Confirmation of Your Goal
[15:19] ---
    The biggest cause of invasions going badly
[15:22] ---
    is that life on the planet to be invaded
    becomes so fun
[15:24] ---
    that you forget your original objective.
[15:28] ---
    In fact, according to my research,
    an astonishing 93% of invaders
[15:32] ---
    find themselves at a standstill
    because of this.
[15:35] ---
    So, how do we not forget our goal?
    That is truly easy.
[15:40] ---
    Just try saying it out loud every time.
[15:43] ---
    I do things like setting it to little tunes,
    and say it over and over.
[15:47] ---
    Okay, everybody.
SIGN    The 70th Nodo Jiman Contest
[15:49] ---
    Let's all try saying our goal out loud, sir.
[15:52] ---
    One, two, three!
[15:54] ---
    Pekopon invasion.
[15:56] ---
    No! No good, no good, no good at all!
SIGN    Passion
[15:59] ---
    Can't you say it with
    more Everybody Passion?!
[16:02] ---
    But, Mr. Sergeant, what does it sound like
    to say it with Everybody Passion?
[16:08] ---
    Like this, sir.
[16:10] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponnn i-i-n-n-va-a-a-sioooon...
SIGN    The 70th Nodo Jiman Contest
[16:15] ---
    God this is dumb.
[16:17] ---
    Okay! Repeat after me!
[16:21] [SONG] ---
    Pekopoonnnnn invasioonnn...
[16:24] [SONG] ---
    Missus invasionnnn...
[16:26] ---
    No no no! One more time!
[16:27] [SONG] ---
    Pe-ko-po-nnn invasioooooonn...
[16:30] [SONG] ---
    Nya nya nya nyaaa...
[16:32] ---
    One more time!
[16:33] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon invasionnn...
[16:36] ---
    Once more!
[16:38] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon invasionnn...
[16:41] ---
    That's the way!
[16:45] [SONG] ---
    Pe-ko-po-nnnn... invaaaaaaasiooooooon!
[16:55] ---
    Cleared! Congratulations!
[16:57] [SONG] ---
    Du-waaa!
[17:02] ---
    Condition four of the
    five conditions for success...
[17:05] ---
    ...is "have fun!"
[17:07] ---
    Mixing work and play is perfectly fine!
[17:08] ---
    Enjoying your invasion operation
    is a quick road to success.
[17:12] ---
    If you have fun, a power of 10
    can become 20, or even 30!
SIGN    Brag
[17:17] ---
    Ohh! Now I can say with confidence that
    we've definitely already cleared this one, sir!
SIGN    Pleasure
SIGN    Pleasure
SIGN    Pleasure
SIGN    Pain
[17:28] ---
    There is no pleasure without pain.
SIGN    Pleasure
[17:30] ---
    There is no pain without pleasure.
SIGN    Pleasure
SIGN    Pleasure
[17:35] ---
    Ahh, I'm glad to at least
    have gotten my Dom back, sir!
[17:39] ---
    This is just what we always see.
[17:41] ---
    Or, like, focused playing?
[17:45] ---
    Congratulations!
    You cleared the fourth condition!
[17:49] ---
    Condition five of the
    five conditions for success is...
[17:52] ---
    "Think about what comes after
    starting the operation."
[17:54] ---
    All invaders think hard about everything
    leading up to their operation,
SIGN    Five Conditions For Success Condition 5 Think About What Comes After Starting the Operation!
[17:59] ---
    but they often completely ignore
    what comes after it starts.
[18:02] ---
    This is actually what separates a successful
    operation from an unsuccessful one.
SIGN    Fiddle Fiddle
[18:10] ---
    What the heck links Pekopon
    invasion and artificial flowers?
[18:13] ---
    When we invade Pekopon,
[18:15] ---
    there will be some Pekoponians who
    capitulated to the Keroro Platoon on the way,
[18:19] ---
    and there will be a need to distinguish them
    from the Pekoponians who did not, sir.
[18:23] ---
    I see!
[18:24] ---
    So we will use these artificial flowers as a guide,
    in order to avoid meaningless fighting!
[18:29] ---
    I will lend my full cooperation!
SIGN    Fiddle Fiddle
[18:32] ---
    So how many of these flowers
    do we have to make?
[18:36] ---
    Just as many as there are Pekoponians, sir.
[18:39] ---
    So, Commander...
[18:40] ---
    ...do you know how many
    Pekoponians there are?
[18:43] ---
    6 billion, 676 million.
SIGN    Realtime Pekopon Population Counter What's the current population of Pekoponians? 6,676,437,517 people * View projected figure for what date? [ Now ]
[18:45] ---
    And, let's see... the population of Earth is
    said to be increasing by 140 people every minute.
[18:52] ---
    6.6 billion...
[18:54] ---
    Isn't this the perfect time for this thing?
[18:57] ---
    Ah! Reusing jokes from the first half!
[18:59] ---
    Ohh! I knew I could count on you,
    Sergeant Major Garam Masala!
[19:02] ---
    Nice idea, sir!
[19:03] ---
    Here ya go.
SIGN    10 Years Later
[19:05] ---
    G-Gero?
[19:09] ---
    We made 6 billion, 676 million of them, sir!
SIGN    Extra
[19:14] ---
    Congratulations! The fifth condition
    has been cleared, as well!
[19:17] ---
    Ooh! We've cleared the
    fifth one, too, sir!
[19:21] ---
    Which means...
[19:22] ---
    You've worked hard!
[19:24] ---
    Because you cleared all five
    conditions for success...
[19:28] ---
    ...I'll reveal to you all the blueprint
    for my extra-special invasion weapon.
[19:32] ---
    With this, your invasion operation will
    undoubtedly be successful in moments!
[19:42] ---
    And so the Keroro Platoon
[19:44] ---
    began construction of the
    invasion weapon designed by Urere.
[19:48] ---
    For the Keroro Platoon, who had cleared all
    five conditions, this was mere child's play.
SIGN    And...
[19:53] ---
    And...
[20:00] ---
    ...in next to no time, it was complete!
[20:02] ---
    We will launch.
[20:05] ---
    We will launch into the future!
SIGN    Advance
[20:08] ---
    We're starting our Pekopon
    invasion operation, sir!
[20:21] ---
    Runaway in Space! Sir!
[20:31] ---
    We've done it, sir!
[20:38] ---
    Finally... finally...
[20:40] ---
    ...we've achieved the invasion of Pekopon
    we've desired for so long, sir!
[20:44] ---
    Now, let us all resonate in victory, sir!
[20:47] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN    Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    Pekoposo
[21:05] ---
    Wait... where is this?
SIGN    Pe - ko - po - so
[21:08] ---
    Pe... ko... po... so...?
[21:12] ---
    Running joke?!
[21:15] ---
    Wh-Why?!
SIGN    You Can Do It! Pekoposo Invasion! Five Conditions For Success Author: Urere
[21:17] ---
    Gero?!
[21:18] ---
    "You Can Do It! Pekoposo Invasion!
    Five Conditions For Success."
[21:25] ---
    I think the people who really succeed are
    those who don't rely on how-to books.
[21:30] ---
    What do you think?
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Sono chiisa na karada de
    kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Sono ooki na hitomi de
    kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kurayami no naka
    kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I'll gather light to all
    the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    boku wa sora no sukima
     ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    kimi no egao da yo
SIGN    The lake where you can meet Sassie Lake Sashida
[23:07] ---
    It's Fuyuki.
[23:08] ---
    It was on the news recently that
    Bigfoot's body was discovered in America.
SIGN    The lake where you can meet Sassie Lake Sashida
[23:12] ---
    But then they found out it was a fake.
SIGN    Sassie's Voice
    CD
[23:15] ---
    Why do grown-ups create hoaxes
    that are so easily found out?
[23:19] ---
    I think I'll ask Sarge sometime!
[23:21] ---
    Never mind that!
    That's 'cause... I'm a stupid adult.
[23:26] ---
    "Fuyuki and the Plesiosaur, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!