E234 - Keroro: Grand Operation Telops, Sir! / Keroro: Invading with a How-To Book, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
SIGN Unbalance Q
[01:31] ---
Ideas can come from the most
minor things sometimes.
SIGN Laaaaazy
[01:38] ---
Now isn't that a cute chick?
[01:41] ---
But this chick was actually...
SIGN Three days later...
[01:44] ---
...the great monster, Yakitorin!
[01:50] ---
TV sure is convenient, sir.
SIGN Three days later
[01:53] ---
Three days later.
[01:54] ---
You just need a telop like that,
and everything moves on just fine!
[01:58] ---
If only everything would go right in the
harsh real world after just a single telop.
[02:02] ---
Wait!
[02:04] ---
Couldn't I... use this?
[02:09] ---
Keroro: Grand Operation Telops, Sir!
[02:17] ---
I wonder what to do for lunch!
[02:19] ---
Okay, decided!
SIGN 40 minutes later
[02:21] ---
Mmm, delicious!
[02:24] ---
Wait, did I eat that already?
[02:27] ---
That's weird...
SIGN Niagara Falls
SIGN Hinata Kitchen
[02:35] ---
What?!
[02:37] ---
Am I dreaming?!
[02:39] ---
Hiiiiii-larious!
[02:42] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
SIGN Shake Shake
[02:44] ---
Okay, next!
SIGN Gathering of Arazazaians
[02:53] ---
What is this?!
[02:56] ---
My "Day Telopper"
[02:58] ---
is an amazing gizmo that makes things occur
exactly according to the telops it displays!
[03:02] ---
Hey, mister, let me have a try!
SIGN Mountain of Sweets
[03:09] ---
Yay, I did it!
[03:10] ---
That's great! That's amazing!
SIGN Glee
SIGN Glee
[03:13] ---
Okay, me too.
SIGN Mountain of Gundam Models
[03:16] ---
Whoowee! This is amazing, sir!
[03:18] ---
I should have thought of this earlier!
SIGN Days of Training
[03:23] ---
Gero!
[03:25] ---
Purify your minds and bodies,
[03:27] ---
and wash away your evil thoughts
of invading Pekopon.
[03:31] ---
Don't put weird telops up!
SIGN My Room
[03:36] ---
Punishment, sir.
SIGN CENSORED
[03:40] ---
Wah! Wait... You can't see my face!
[03:43] ---
That's so mean, Keroro-kun!
[03:45] ---
Gero gero gero.
[03:47] ---
Never mind that... what does this
have to do with invading Pekopon?
[03:51] ---
You dumbo, are you doing this
for your own enjoyment again?
[03:54] ---
There you go again!
[03:56] ---
You must have zero aptitude for invading
Pekopon if this doesn't spark any ideas!
[03:59] ---
Wh-What?
SIGN Lazy Glutton
[04:01] ---
Or, like, lazy glutton?
[04:04] ---
That's a bit much...
[04:06] ---
If we make telops with this machine,
[04:08] ---
we can make whatever we want reality, sir!
[04:11] ---
Which means!
[04:12] ---
If we make a telop that sounds like
we'll succeed in our Pekopon invasion,
[04:15] ---
our mission will be completed
in no time at all!
[04:17] ---
You couldn't even get that
through your thick head?!
[04:21] ---
Or, like, lazy glutton?
[04:23] ---
Then will you get on and invade already?!
[04:27] ---
But before that...
[04:29] ---
I'm going to play around like crazy, sir!
[04:31] ---
Telopuu! Telopuu! Haha, puu!
[04:34] ---
Y-You people!
SIGN CENSORED
[04:36] ---
Get rid of this, Keroro-kun!
[04:41] ---
...draw a circle with 10 cm radius about A.
Call its intersection with the diagonal AC—
SIGN 123-XXOO Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO Hinata Fuyuki-sama
[04:46] ---
And send your letters to this address!
[04:48] ---
Wait, what am I doing?
[04:52] ---
Hiiiiii-larious!
SIGN Harumi-doori Shopping District
[04:56] ---
Would you like some wrapping ties?
SIGN Cute Useful!! We have wrapping ties
[04:59] ---
They close bags tight, and you can
use them to wrap presents up cutely!
SIGN Wrapping ties
[05:03] ---
Oh, those are called wrapping ties?
I never knew that...
[05:08] ---
You may not have known their name, but
they're still useful! That's what's important!
[05:11] ---
Ohh! What nice words!
SIGN Cute Useful!! We have wrapping ties
[05:13] ---
How would you like some wrapping ties?
SIGN Sold Out
[05:18] ---
Brother, it looks like we sold them all!
[05:20] ---
Our enthusiastic sales technique has won out!
SIGN Cute Useful!! We have wrapping ties
[05:23] ---
I'm so glad, brother!
[05:25] ---
Now this month's—
SIGN Returned
[05:28] ---
What's going on, Lavie?!
[05:30] ---
Huh? It looks like we just
imagined selling them all!
[05:34] ---
Thanks to our enthusiastic
imagination technique!
SIGN Harumi-doori Shopping District
[05:36] ---
Hiiiiii-larious! Yes! Hiiiiii-larious!
Yes! Hiiiiii-larious!
[05:37] ---
Let's do it all over again, brother!
[05:47] ---
What a wonderful afternoon moment...
SIGN And no one could have predicted what unfolded next...
[05:51] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[05:57] ---
Why?!
[05:58] ---
Ah, Momoka-san!
[05:59] ---
Come! You must buy some, too!
[06:01] ---
Huh? B-Buy what?
[06:03] ---
Wrapping ties.
[06:05] ---
Wrapping ties?
SIGN Cute Useful!!
[06:06] ---
These are the best for closing bags!
[06:09] ---
Bags...?
[06:09] ---
10 included! Just 30 yen!
[06:12] ---
Please, please!
[06:14] ---
Okay, then... I'll buy some.
[06:16] ---
Paul.
[06:17] ---
Right.
SIGN And no one could have predicted how it would end up...
SIGN Empty
[06:24] ---
Empty...
[06:26] ---
What?!
[06:27] ---
What's the matter?
[06:29] ---
My wallet is... empty, milady.
[06:34] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN Cute Useful!! We have wrapping ties
[06:35] ---
I'm sorry for Paul!
[06:36] ---
My humblest apologies.
[06:38] ---
What is this...
[06:40] ---
...indefinable despair?
[06:42] ---
Brother...
SIGN 123-OOXX Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO 556-sama
[06:44] ---
And you can send your letters
to cheer us up to this address!
[06:47] ---
We'll be waiting!
[06:49] ---
The hell is this?!
SIGN Harumi-doori Shopping District
[06:52] ---
Hiiiiii-larious!
[06:54] ---
Hmph. Ridiculous.
[06:56] ---
Hey! Keroro!
[06:57] ---
Hurry up and carry out the
invasion of Pekopon already!
[06:59] ---
Oh, Giroro, my dear.
You're like a nagging in-law, sir.
[07:04] ---
What?! Just get your butt
back here right now!
[07:06] ---
Sure, sure...
[07:08] ---
Okay. We'll now use our convention-violating
new weapon, the Day Telopper,
SIGN CENSORED
[07:13] ---
to carry out our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[07:17] ---
So, what kind of telop should we go with?
[07:19] ---
Should be "The Keroro Platoon successfully
invades Pekopon," do you not think?
SIGN Keroro Platoon Successfully Invades Pekopon!
[07:23] ---
Bit obvious, isn't it?
[07:25] ---
Who gives a crap about that?!
[07:26] ---
Then how about "Pekopon and
Planet Keron became one"?
SIGN CENSORED
SIGN Pekopon and
Planet Keron
became one!
[07:31] ---
Wait, please, take this off!
[07:33] ---
Then why not just "At the end of a
hard-fought battle, the Keroro Platoon
SIGN At the end of a hard-fought battle,
the Keroro Platoon at last thrashed
Pekopon to an overwhelming defeat,
and achieved total conquest!!
by Giroro
[07:36] ---
at last thrashed Pekopon
to an overwhelming defeat,
[07:39] ---
and achieved total conquest!!"
[07:42] ---
You're going to put that up as a telop?
[07:44] ---
That's the operation, isn't it?
[07:46] ---
It's too long!
[07:47] ---
In the first place,
it won't even fit on the screen.
[07:50] ---
You think of one, then!
[07:51] ---
I know! This is the perfect time
to use this thing, sir!
[07:54] ---
Gero gerori.
SIGN After thinking for an entire day
SIGN CENSORED
[07:58] ---
Gero.
[07:58] ---
I can't think of anything...
[08:01] ---
Fine, then... let's solicit ideas
from our viewers.
SIGN 123-OOXX
Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO
Keroro Gunsou Telops-sama
[08:06] ---
Yep! You can send them to this address!
SIGN CENSORED
[08:10] ---
What a response.
[08:13] ---
Or, like, deeply thankful?
[08:16] ---
Choosing from these is gonna be hard work!
[08:17] ---
Oy! Keroro, you dumbo,
are you dawdling deliberately?!
[08:21] ---
Well, you know how it is.
SIGN Congratulations
[08:23] ---
Finally faced with our
invasion becoming a reality,
[08:26] ---
I find myself filled
with deep emotion, sir.
SIGN CENSORED
[08:35] ---
Aww, they're getting a little pensive.
[08:37] ---
You dumbos! Has the time you've spent on
Pekopon caused you to forget your mission?!
[08:42] ---
Hand it over! I'll finish this myself!
[08:46] ---
Here we go!
[08:47] ---
I'll do it, sir!
[08:48] ---
You're in the way!
SIGN CENSORED
[08:49] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[08:50] ---
Both of you, stop fighting!
[08:51] ---
I said I'll do it, and I'll do it!
[08:55] ---
The Keroro Platoon...
[08:59] ---
...achieves... Pekopon... invasion...!
[09:05] ---
Gero?
SIGN CENSORED
SIGN The Keroro Platoon achieves Pekopon invasion!
[09:19] ---
Did we do it?
[09:21] ---
Did we... actually... succeed?
[09:25] ---
Corporal Giroro...
[09:29] ---
We've finally done it, sir...
[09:32] ---
We've invaded Pekopon!
[09:34] ---
Keroro!
[09:36] ---
Now, let us all resonate in victory, sir!
[09:39] ---
Yeah!!
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Pekoposo
[09:58] ---
Wait... where is this?
SIGN Pe - ko - po - so
[10:00] ---
Pe... ko... po... so...?
[10:03] ---
What the heck is that?!
[10:08] ---
What a terrible telop typo, sir...
[10:11] ---
Or, like, lazy glutton?
[10:13] ---
That stupid Red...
[10:15] ---
And so, thanks to someone's typo,
peace on Earth was once again protected.
[10:19] ---
Th-This is... my fault?
SIGN wtf XDDDDDDD
this is fine too ;D
SIGN Natsumi is mai waifu
SIGN erodaruma XDDDDD
go to schooooool LOL
SIGN * Uploading this video to the net without permission is strictly prohibited.
SIGN ° A request from Keroro. When watching this anime,
brighten the room and sit a distance from the TV, sir.
[10:23] ---
Wh-What the heck are these telops?!
SIGN What the heck is this ending!!!!!
（°’∀`°）lolololololololol
SIGN You guys really love Giroro don't you LOL
SIGN Giroro ctfd XDDDDD
SIGN Natsumi my love
Nii-chan, do something about this XDDD
SIGN giroro so cute lol
SIGN Don't you give a crap about
invasion anymore?!?! :D:D:D
[10:25] ---
These are so mean! Staff!!
SIGN Learn to type. (^o^)
SIGN Pekopondou Shoten Books
[10:35] ---
Carefully searching for books in a bookshop
is nice to do from time to time, isn't it?
[10:40] ---
I thought we had a good thing going
with invading with telops.
[10:44] ---
Oh, well. This is when you've gotta
read some manga for a change of mood.
SIGN Shonen Alpha
[10:48] ---
Gero?
SIGN A Must-Read For Invading Aliens Highly-rated throughout the universe!! Already sold 6,800,000,010,000 copies!
[10:50] ---
"A Must-Read For Invading Aliens"...
[10:52] ---
Th-This is...!
[10:58] ---
Keroro: Invading with a How-To Book, Sir!
[11:03] ---
Uhh, so, our next Pekopon
invasion strategy will be...
[11:06] ---
...this!
SIGN You Can Do It! Pekopon Invasion! Five Conditions For Success
[11:09] ---
We are going to invade Pekopon with a book?
SIGN You Can Do It! Pekopon Invasion! Five Conditions For Success
[11:11] ---
Umm...
[11:13] ---
"You Can Do It! Pekopon Invasion"?
[11:15] ---
"Five Conditions For Success"...
[11:18] ---
This is one of those so-called how-to books.
[11:20] ---
Do you seriously think you'll be able to
invade Pekopon by reading that, dumbo?
[11:25] ---
Look at the author's name. The author.
SIGN Author (Recent Photograph)
Urere
[11:29] ---
U...
[11:29] ---
...re...
[11:30] ---
...re?
[11:33] ---
Correct!
[11:34] ---
That man who, at his busiest,
has five invasions a week in his schedule!
SIGN Ultra-Popular
SIGN Super
Elite
[11:38] ---
This book was written by that
ultra-popular invader, Urere!
SIGN Eloquent
SIGN Successful
[11:41] ---
The author, who has completed
13,796 invasions,
[11:46] ---
reveals his methods like never before!
[11:48] ---
"Just five simple conditions for
your invasion to be a success!"
[11:53] ---
it says!
SIGN 13,796 Invasions Completed
[11:55] ---
You can't criticize the practical results.
[11:57] ---
Ya see, ya see? Plus, this book has...
[12:00] ---
...a sealed bonus extra that only opens when
you've satisfied all five conditions, sirree!
[12:05] ---
Ta-da!
SIGN Extra
[12:07] ---
What's inside the extra will
have your nose spurting blood!
[12:09] ---
A blueprint for a perfect invasion weapon!
SIGN Blood-Spurting-Worthy Invasion Weapon Blueprint
[12:12] ---
If we just have this...
[12:13] ---
Ooh!
[12:15] ---
Or, like, Tanioka Yasuji?
SIGN You Can Do It! Pekopon Invasion!
Five Conditions For Success
[12:17] ---
Then let's get started!
Just as it says in this book!
[12:23] ---
Why are we rafting?!
SIGN You Can Do It!
Pekopon Invasion!
[12:26] ---
Condition one of the five conditions
for success is "teamwork."
SIGN Five Conditions For Success Condition 1 Teamwork
[12:31] ---
This is absolutely indispensable for a
platoon aiming for invasion, don't you think?
[12:35] ---
Everyone knows that, but even so,
this is quite a difficult thing to achieve.
[12:39] ---
So, how do you increase your teamwork?
[12:42] ---
Sports that you play as a team
are perfect here.
[12:45] ---
In my experience, something like whitewater
rafting will give your teamwork a big boost!
[12:50] ---
That's what it said in the book, sir!
[12:53] ---
Port! What are you doing?! Row faster!
[12:55] ---
Gero! We're gonna hit the rock!
[12:58] ---
Leave it to me!
[13:04] ---
Why logs?!
[13:14] ---
Now it's a waterfall!
[13:17] ---
I will handle this!
[13:26] ---
Fight!
[13:27] ---
Ippatsu!!
SIGN Extra
[13:32] ---
Condition one of the five conditions
for success, "teamwork," is...
[13:38] ---
...cleared! Congratulations!
[13:40] ---
Aw, yeah!
[13:41] ---
Okay, let's keep it up! On we go!
SIGN Vault
[13:47] ---
Condition two of the five conditions
for success is "acquisition of funds."
SIGN Five Conditions For Success Condition 2 Acquisition of Funds
[13:52] ---
If you blame insufficient funds from
the army for your lack of progress,
[13:56] ---
you're already counting yourself out.
[13:58] ---
If you think they will not suffice,
you need to gather more funds yourself.
[14:01] ---
You can research the place you
will be invading at the same time,
SIGN Extra
[14:04] ---
so you can kill two birds with one stone.
[14:06] ---
Gero gerori.
[14:08] ---
Not only do we have our Keron Army budget,
we have our profits from the instant dumplings,
SIGN Rare Material
[14:11] ---
Kululu's "rare material" DVDs,
[14:13] ---
the Lady Natsumi figures
for the space fanatics,
[14:15] ---
our allowances from Lady Mom...
[14:16] ---
Relatively speaking,
our coffers are in tip-top shape, sir.
[14:19] ---
Well, we'll just call condition two
cleared and move right on.
[14:23] ---
Hold it.
[14:24] ---
If they're so tip-top, what is this about?
SIGN Empty...
[14:30] ---
Stone-broke.
[14:32] ---
Huh? Whyever could that be?
[14:35] ---
Little Keroro doesn't know why at all!
[14:37] ---
Ow!
[14:37] ---
Don't try and get out of this
with that creepy voice!
[14:41] ---
Here ya go.
[14:42] ---
Oooh! I knew I could count on you,
Sergeant Major Curry!
[14:44] ---
You're the best in the platoon
at getting funds, yes yes!
[14:47] ---
So? What rare items did you sell?
[14:49] ---
Hmmmm? Auctioned everything you
were hoarding and not using.
[14:52] ---
And all the Gundam models
from your Gundam Model Room.
SIGN Empty!!
SIGN Extra
[15:01] ---
Condition two, "acquisition of funds," is...
[15:05] ---
...cleared! Congratulations!
[15:07] ---
Or, like, selfless values?
[15:10] ---
Gundam models...
SIGN Book of Songs
[15:12] ---
Next is karaoke?!
SIGN The 70th Nodo Jiman Contest
[15:14] ---
Condition three of the
five conditions for success...
[15:17] ---
...is "confirmation of your goal."
SIGN Five Conditions For Success Condition 3 Confirmation of Your Goal
[15:19] ---
The biggest cause of invasions going badly
[15:22] ---
is that life on the planet to be invaded
becomes so fun
[15:24] ---
that you forget your original objective.
[15:28] ---
In fact, according to my research,
an astonishing 93% of invaders
[15:32] ---
find themselves at a standstill
because of this.
[15:35] ---
So, how do we not forget our goal?
That is truly easy.
[15:40] ---
Just try saying it out loud every time.
[15:43] ---
I do things like setting it to little tunes,
and say it over and over.
[15:47] ---
Okay, everybody.
SIGN The 70th Nodo Jiman Contest
[15:49] ---
Let's all try saying our goal out loud, sir.
[15:52] ---
One, two, three!
[15:54] ---
Pekopon invasion.
[15:56] ---
No! No good, no good, no good at all!
SIGN Passion
[15:59] ---
Can't you say it with
more Everybody Passion?!
[16:02] ---
But, Mr. Sergeant, what does it sound like
to say it with Everybody Passion?
[16:08] ---
Like this, sir.
[16:10] [SONG] ---
Pekoponnn i-i-n-n-va-a-a-sioooon...
SIGN The 70th Nodo Jiman Contest
[16:15] ---
God this is dumb.
[16:17] ---
Okay! Repeat after me!
[16:21] [SONG] ---
Pekopoonnnnn invasioonnn...
[16:24] [SONG] ---
Missus invasionnnn...
[16:26] ---
No no no! One more time!
[16:27] [SONG] ---
Pe-ko-po-nnn invasioooooonn...
[16:30] [SONG] ---
Nya nya nya nyaaa...
[16:32] ---
One more time!
[16:33] [SONG] ---
Pekopon invasionnn...
[16:36] ---
Once more!
[16:38] [SONG] ---
Pekopon invasionnn...
[16:41] ---
That's the way!
[16:45] [SONG] ---
Pe-ko-po-nnnn... invaaaaaaasiooooooon!
[16:55] ---
Cleared! Congratulations!
[16:57] [SONG] ---
Du-waaa!
[17:02] ---
Condition four of the
five conditions for success...
[17:05] ---
...is "have fun!"
[17:07] ---
Mixing work and play is perfectly fine!
[17:08] ---
Enjoying your invasion operation
is a quick road to success.
[17:12] ---
If you have fun, a power of 10
can become 20, or even 30!
SIGN Brag
[17:17] ---
Ohh! Now I can say with confidence that
we've definitely already cleared this one, sir!
SIGN Pleasure
SIGN Pleasure
SIGN Pleasure
SIGN Pain
[17:28] ---
There is no pleasure without pain.
SIGN Pleasure
[17:30] ---
There is no pain without pleasure.
SIGN Pleasure
SIGN Pleasure
[17:35] ---
Ahh, I'm glad to at least
have gotten my Dom back, sir!
[17:39] ---
This is just what we always see.
[17:41] ---
Or, like, focused playing?
[17:45] ---
Congratulations!
You cleared the fourth condition!
[17:49] ---
Condition five of the
five conditions for success is...
[17:52] ---
"Think about what comes after
starting the operation."
[17:54] ---
All invaders think hard about everything
leading up to their operation,
SIGN Five Conditions For Success Condition 5 Think About What Comes After Starting the Operation!
[17:59] ---
but they often completely ignore
what comes after it starts.
[18:02] ---
This is actually what separates a successful
operation from an unsuccessful one.
SIGN Fiddle Fiddle
[18:10] ---
What the heck links Pekopon
invasion and artificial flowers?
[18:13] ---
When we invade Pekopon,
[18:15] ---
there will be some Pekoponians who
capitulated to the Keroro Platoon on the way,
[18:19] ---
and there will be a need to distinguish them
from the Pekoponians who did not, sir.
[18:23] ---
I see!
[18:24] ---
So we will use these artificial flowers as a guide,
in order to avoid meaningless fighting!
[18:29] ---
I will lend my full cooperation!
SIGN Fiddle Fiddle
[18:32] ---
So how many of these flowers
do we have to make?
[18:36] ---
Just as many as there are Pekoponians, sir.
[18:39] ---
So, Commander...
[18:40] ---
...do you know how many
Pekoponians there are?
[18:43] ---
6 billion, 676 million.
SIGN Realtime Pekopon Population Counter What's the current population of Pekoponians? 6,676,437,517 people * View projected figure for what date? [ Now ]
[18:45] ---
And, let's see... the population of Earth is
said to be increasing by 140 people every minute.
[18:52] ---
6.6 billion...
[18:54] ---
Isn't this the perfect time for this thing?
[18:57] ---
Ah! Reusing jokes from the first half!
[18:59] ---
Ohh! I knew I could count on you,
Sergeant Major Garam Masala!
[19:02] ---
Nice idea, sir!
[19:03] ---
Here ya go.
SIGN 10 Years Later
[19:05] ---
G-Gero?
[19:09] ---
We made 6 billion, 676 million of them, sir!
SIGN Extra
[19:14] ---
Congratulations! The fifth condition
has been cleared, as well!
[19:17] ---
Ooh! We've cleared the
fifth one, too, sir!
[19:21] ---
Which means...
[19:22] ---
You've worked hard!
[19:24] ---
Because you cleared all five
conditions for success...
[19:28] ---
...I'll reveal to you all the blueprint
for my extra-special invasion weapon.
[19:32] ---
With this, your invasion operation will
undoubtedly be successful in moments!
[19:42] ---
And so the Keroro Platoon
[19:44] ---
began construction of the
invasion weapon designed by Urere.
[19:48] ---
For the Keroro Platoon, who had cleared all
five conditions, this was mere child's play.
SIGN And...
[19:53] ---
And...
[20:00] ---
...in next to no time, it was complete!
[20:02] ---
We will launch.
[20:05] ---
We will launch into the future!
SIGN Advance
[20:08] ---
We're starting our Pekopon
invasion operation, sir!
[20:21] ---
Runaway in Space! Sir!
[20:31] ---
We've done it, sir!
[20:38] ---
Finally... finally...
[20:40] ---
...we've achieved the invasion of Pekopon
we've desired for so long, sir!
[20:44] ---
Now, let us all resonate in victory, sir!
[20:47] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Pekoposo
[21:05] ---
Wait... where is this?
SIGN Pe - ko - po - so
[21:08] ---
Pe... ko... po... so...?
[21:12] ---
Running joke?!
[21:15] ---
Wh-Why?!
SIGN You Can Do It! Pekoposo Invasion! Five Conditions For Success Author: Urere
[21:17] ---
Gero?!
[21:18] ---
"You Can Do It! Pekoposo Invasion!
Five Conditions For Success."
[21:25] ---
I think the people who really succeed are
those who don't rely on how-to books.
[21:30] ---
What do you think?
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
SIGN The lake where you can meet Sassie Lake Sashida
[23:07] ---
It's Fuyuki.
[23:08] ---
It was on the news recently that
Bigfoot's body was discovered in America.
SIGN The lake where you can meet Sassie Lake Sashida
[23:12] ---
But then they found out it was a fake.
SIGN Sassie's Voice
CD
[23:15] ---
Why do grown-ups create hoaxes
that are so easily found out?
[23:19] ---
I think I'll ask Sarge sometime!
[23:21] ---
Never mind that!
That's 'cause... I'm a stupid adult.
[23:26] ---
"Fuyuki and the Plesiosaur, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!