E70 - Keronians vs Pekoponians: An All-Out Showdown At Last, Sir? / Koyuki's Heart-Pounding First Rice Ball, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:30] ---
    At last, those invaders
    have bared their fangs!
[01:34] ---
    Hey! What's that?!
SIGN    Todoroki Intersection
[01:38] ---
    It's a spaceship!
[01:39] ---
    People of Pekopon!
[01:41] ---
    Starting today, as of this moment,
[01:43] ---
    we of the Keroro Platoon
    are the masters of this planet!
[01:53] ---
    Has the Keroro Platoon
    become serious about this at last?!
[01:56] ---
    Oh, what will become of Earth?!
[02:02] ---
    Keronians vs Pekoponians:
    An All-Out Showdown At Last, Sir?
[02:15] ---
    Aww, the stuff in the back are
    just pictures. Talk about cheap.
[02:19] ---
    Don't let it get to you.
    It's a budgetary thing.
SIGN    Invasion Hands-On Experience Stage No. 8
[02:22] ---
    But that "Invasion Hands-On
    Experience Stage, No. 8"
[02:27] ---
    has been programmed with
    every conceivable response
[02:28] ---
    that we might possibly encounter
    on Pekopon as it is today.
[02:32] ---
    So the feedback's the real deal.
[02:36] ---
    In other words, it's perfect
    for simulation exercises.
[02:39] ---
    Exactly! We will use this
    stage to fully immerse ourselves
[02:42] ---
    and get hands-on Pekopon
    invasion experience, sir!
[02:44] ---
    Yeah!
[02:47] ---
    People of Pekopon!
[02:48] ---
    You said that already.
[02:51] ---
    Resume attack!
[02:57] ---
    The people of Pekopon
    are frantically running away!
[03:00] ---
    Or, like, hellish picture?
[03:03] ---
    But...
[03:07] ---
    It's a little...
[03:08] ---
    Yeah, just a bit.
[03:10] ---
    The budget may dictate this,
    but it kills the mood, sir.
[03:13] ---
    Don't let your guard down!
    We're in the middle of training!
[03:15] ---
    Oh! Right, sir!
[03:17] ---
    At any rate, I must take the results
    of this invasion simulation exercise
[03:20] ---
    and compile it into a report, sir!
[03:23] ---
    We received another reminder
    from HQ yesterday, didn't we?
[03:26] ---
    Or, like, getting antsy?
[03:28] ---
    Gero!
[03:28] ---
    One week since the
    submission deadline passed...
[03:30] ---
    Worst case scenario, it could affect
    how they evaluate our bonuses...
[03:33] ---
    What?! It's that important,
     and you haven't submitted it yet?!
[03:36] ---
    Oh! No, no!
[03:37] ---
    The plan is to bide my time
    until the suspense is killing them
[03:40] ---
    and then show them our platoon's
    awesome invasion, sir.
[03:44] ---
    Don't tell me you plan to pass off
    the training as actual combat?!
[03:47] ---
    Giku!
[03:48] ---
    Of course not! I meant, our awesome
    invasion during training, sir.
[03:52] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
    are you making sure to record all this, sir?
[03:55] ---
    All cameras are on standby and good to go.
[04:02] ---
    The shabby stuff won't show up
    on camera anyway, sir.
[04:06] ---
    Resume attacking!
[04:11] ---
    At this rate, the invasion will be over
    in one fell swoop, sir!
[04:15] ---
    We'll have to see about that.
[04:18] ---
    Given these circumstances,
[04:19] ---
    who knows just what kind of
    response we might see from Pekopon?
[04:23] ---
    Uh-oh, it's finished calculating.
[04:29] ---
    Okay, our next postcard
    is from Natchi-san of Inner-Tokyo.
[04:33] ---
    Thanks for always writing in!
[04:34] ---
    Yes! It's mine!
[04:38] ---
    Huh?
[04:49] ---
    Wait...
[04:57] ---
    What is this?!
[05:01] ---
    Ow, that hurt...
[05:03] ---
    Huh?
[05:10] ---
    If we put our minds to it,
[05:12] ---
    invading Pekopon is a
    piece of cake, sir!
[05:14] ---
    This isn't challenging at all.
[05:16] ---
    Don't let your guard down until it's over!
[05:19] ---
    You say that,
[05:20] ---
    but I could be picking my nose,
    and we'd still be fine, sir.
[05:23] ---
    Let us show them how
    calm and collected we are, too.
[05:25] ---
    Pick, pick, pick.
[05:26] ---
    Hey!
[05:27] ---
    Gero!
[05:28] ---
    Uh oh, that's Super Natsumi!
[05:31] ---
    Super Natsumi's here for us!
SIGN    Super Natsumi
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[05:37] ---
    N-Natsumi?!
[05:39] ---
    What's Lady Natsumi doing here?!
[05:41] ---
    So it was you guys!
[05:43] ---
    And just when 623-san was about
    to read my postcard, too!
[05:48] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi, this is
    just a training exercise and...
[05:52] ---
    Why did you drag me into this?
[05:54] ---
    I've had enough of your stupid antics!
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
SIGN    Rage
[05:57] ---
    Natsumi Special Dynamite Super Attack!
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[06:10] ---
    Super Natsumi has protected peace on Earth!
[06:13] ---
    Thank you, Super Natsumi!
    Let us meet again, Super Natsumi!
[06:16] ---
    I have to hurry back
    and listen to the radio!
SIGN    The End
SIGN    © Todoroki Productions
[06:23] ---
    Hey! What was that?!
SIGN    The End
[06:24] ---
    That was messed up! What's
    with this Super Natsumi thing?!
[06:27] ---
    I told you, didn't I?
[06:28] ---
    That it's programmed with
    every conceivable response
[06:30] ---
    that we might possibly
    encounter on Pekopon, remember?
[06:33] ---
    I see!
[06:35] ---
    Knowing Natsumi-san, it's conceivable
    that with Saburo-san's help,
[06:38] ---
    she could gain such powers.
[06:40] ---
    The person who can save Earth
    when it's in trouble...
[06:43] ---
    ...is her!
[06:46] ---
    Or, like, hero's entrance?
[06:49] ---
    She was kind of cool.
[06:51] ---
    Yeah...
[06:52] ---
    That didn't count!
[06:54] ---
    If that's the case,
    we'll get serious, too, sir!
[06:58] ---
    Sheesh!
[06:59] ---
    The radio show ended, and
    I can't take this weird outfit off!
[07:03] ---
    Besides which, it's the stupid frog's
    turn to do the dishes today!
[07:06] ---
    That guy...!
[07:09] ---
    Not again!
[07:13] ---
    People of Pekopon!
[07:14] ---
    Starting today, as of this moment,
[07:16] ---
    we of the Keroro Platoon
    are the masters of this planet!
[07:20] ---
    What kind of idiotic nonsense is that?!
[07:21] ---
    You're not getting away with
    this anymore, you stupid frog!
[07:25] ---
    We've been waiting for you,
    Super Natsumi!
[07:31] ---
    No!
[07:33] ---
    Today will be the end of
    Super Natsumi, sir.
[07:36] ---
    Prepare to fire the Ultimate Anti-Super
    Natsumi Weapon, the Gooey Cannon!
SIGN    Gooey Cannon
[07:42] ---
    What?!
[07:43] ---
    Natsumi!
[07:44] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama,
    fire the Gooey Cannon.
[07:46] ---
    O-Okay.
[07:48] ---
    I'm sorry, Natchi!
[07:50] ---
    Forgive me, Natsumi. I'm a soldier!
[07:53] ---
    Firing!
[07:56] ---
    Hold on!
[08:01] ---
    Fuyuki!
[08:02] ---
    Uh oh! This time, it's Super Fuyuking
    making his appearance!
[08:05] ---
    Super Fuyuking is an occult warrior!
SIGN    Super Fuyuking
[08:08] ---
    He's just incredible, okay?!
[08:09] ---
    Sarge, please stop this already.
[08:12] ---
    I don't want to see Earth being invaded,
[08:14] ---
    but I'd feel even worse if
    I had to see you guys suffering!
[08:17] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[08:19] ---
    He even sacrificed his
    precious crystal skull...
[08:22] ---
    Or, like, fraternal love?
[08:24] ---
    Sarge, there should be
    no reason we have to fight.
[08:28] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki...
[08:32] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[08:34] ---
    Sarge!
[08:35] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[08:37] ---
    Sarge!
[08:39] ---
    Watch out, Fuyuki!
[08:47] ---
    O-O-Oh my goodness! Even
    Super Momokaizer has shown up!
[08:50] ---
    This is just too awesome!
SIGN    Super Momokaizer
[08:52] ---
    Are you all right, Fuyuki-kun?
[08:54] ---
    That was close.
[08:56] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[08:59] ---
    Here, the three heroes
     have rallied together!
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[09:02] ---
    We'll be counting on you
    to keep saving the Earth!
[09:03] ---
    Super Natsumi! Super Fuyuking!
    Super Momokaizer!
[09:11] ---
    Stupid, stupid, stupid me!
[09:13] ---
    All because I carelessly let my
    emotions get the better of me!
[09:15] ---
    With the Nishizawa family's
    wealth and technological prowess,
[09:18] ---
    it wouldn't be surprising if
    Momocchi showed up like that.
[09:22] ---
    Fuyuki-san was impressive, too.
[09:24] ---
    Or, like, sibling honor?
[09:27] ---
    I'm a man who aims for perfection, after all.
[09:29] ---
    The data I inputted is flawless.
[09:32] ---
    I can't let HQ see us looking
    lame like this, sir.
[09:36] ---
    Oh! Which means...
SIGN    Evaluation: 0
[09:38] ---
    ...our bonuses are really at risk!
[09:39] ---
    What?!
[09:41] ---
    We will no longer be choosy
    about the methods we use, sir.
[09:43] ---
    Entrust your lives to me, men!
SIGN    Bonuses Are Our Life
[09:48] ---
    You're too soft, Fuyuki!
[09:50] ---
    Give them a good wallop,
[09:52] ---
    and those stupid frogs will
    never think of invading Earth again!
[09:56] ---
    You think so?
[09:57] ---
    I think either way is fine.
[09:59] ---
    I don't know what's going on,
     but this is my chance!
[10:02] ---
    They say that combat brings
    couples closer together fast, after all!
[10:03] ---
    Fuyuking!
[10:06] ---
    Whether it's training or real
    combat, just keep it coming!
[10:11] ---
    Here we go!
[10:12] ---
    People of Pekopon! Starting today...
[10:15] ---
    Enough!
[10:16] ---
    Why don't you just give up already?!
[10:18] ---
    There's no way you guys
    will invade the Earth!
[10:21] ---
    Fuyuki, let us make our
    hearts as one and attack!
[10:24] ---
    R-Right.
[10:25] ---
    I'm sorry, Sarge, but if we can
    avoid a real war by doing this...
[10:30] ---
    All for the sake of our bonuses,
[10:32] ---
    we cannot back down, sir!
[10:34] ---
    I am sorry, but we are going to use the
    powered up version of the Gooey Cannon!
SIGN    Gooey-Gooey Cannon
[10:37] ---
    The Gooey-Gooey Cannon, sir!
[10:41] ---
    Hey, do we have to take it that far?
[10:43] ---
    But Momocchi will be...!
[10:44] ---
    We cannot afford to lose against amateurs.
[10:46] ---
    We are soldiers!
[10:48] ---
    Fire!
[10:54] ---
    What?!
[10:59] ---
    Super Mom is here!
[11:02] ---
    F-For real?
[11:03] ---
    Oh, wow! This stuff is so gooey!
    It feels great!
[11:07] ---
    M-Mom?
SIGN    Super Mom
[11:08] ---
    In the end, the one to wrap things up
    has got to be her! Super Mom!
[11:11] ---
    Super Mom loves gooey, icky things!
[11:14] ---
    So the Gooey-Gooey Cannon
     is no problem for her!
[11:19] ---
    Okay, here goes!
[11:20] ---
    Mom Bomber!
[11:25] ---
    Hip Attack!
[11:30] ---
    Amazing!
[11:31] ---
    That's just like you, Mother!
[11:33] ---
    Playing heroes is fun!
[11:35] ---
    Let's do more of this!
[11:36] ---
    Uh, I don't think that'll be possible.
[11:40] ---
    So Super Mom showed up, huh?
[11:43] ---
    Well, knowing Aki Hinata,
    it's not inconceivable.
[11:46] ---
    Uncle?! Or, like, very wounded?
[11:49] ---
    Though I toil and toil,
    my bonus prospects fade.
[11:52] ---
    I gaze upon a Gundam model.
[11:55] ---
    Collapse.
[11:56] ---
    Thus, the Keroro Platoon's invasion
    of Earth took another step backwards!
[12:01] ---
    Hang in there, Keroro Platoon!
[12:03] ---
    Don't give up, Keroro Platoon!
SIGN    To be continued
[12:18] ---
    The sun hasn't even risen yet.
[12:20] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo and
    Koyuki sure are early risers.
[12:23] ---
    Are they training or something?
[12:26] ---
    Koyuki-dono, you are up awfully early.
[12:29] ---
    I'm going on a picnic
    with Natsumi-san today!
[12:32] ---
    We're both going to pack lunches,
[12:35] ---
    and we promised we'd trade what we made!
[12:39] ---
    Done! Koyuki's specially-made rice ball!
[12:47] ---
    Oh, no!
[12:48] ---
    Thank goodness! It didn't fall apart.
[12:51] ---
    I wonder if Natsumi-san will like it.
[12:55] ---
    Koyuki-dono, I wish you luck in battle.
[13:00] ---
    Koyuki's Heart-Pounding
    First Rice Ball, Sir!
[13:06] ---
    Wow, what a beautiful view!
[13:09] ---
    Let's have lunch somewhere around here.
[13:11] ---
    Yes!
[13:12] ---
    Help yourself, Koyuki.
[13:14] ---
    Wow, they're so cute!
[13:16] ---
    My mom used to make me all kinds
    of things when I was in kindergarten,
[13:20] ---
    so I just copied her.
[13:21] ---
    Wow...
[13:22] ---
    So this is what rice balls
    are supposed to look like?
[13:26] ---
    They're completely different from mine.
[13:28] ---
    Natsumi-san might laugh at me
    if I show her this.
[13:32] ---
    What are your rice balls like, Koyuki-chan?
[13:33] ---
    What?
[13:34] ---
    O-Oh!
[13:36] ---
    I forgot them!
[13:38] ---
    Huh? Aren't those it?
[13:39] ---
    No! This is...
[13:42] ---
    Oh, come on! Quit making
    such a big deal of it and show me.
[13:44] ---
    Y-You're wrong! This is no rice ball...
[13:48] ---
    What? It's not?
[13:49] ---
    No. I mean, this is... This is, well...
[13:53] ---
    ...a ninja weapon?
[13:56] ---
    Yes! It's a weapon that's been
    passed down through the generations,
[13:58] ---
    and you use it like this!
[14:06] ---
    Oh, no!
[14:07] ---
    Whoops, I dropped it.
[14:09] ---
    It's a precious weapon, right?!
    We have to go after it!
[14:11] ---
    Uh, right...
[14:13] ---
    Wait!
[14:18] ---
    It looks deep.
[14:20] ---
    Let's just forget about it.
    It's nothing that important.
[14:23] ---
    No way! What a waste!
[14:24] ---
    Yah-ho! Yah-ho!
[14:29] ---
    Yah-ho! Yah-ho!
[14:31] ---
    This is a rather shady place.
[14:34] ---
    Natsumi-san, please stay close to me.
[14:36] ---
    Okay.
[14:37] ---
    I'm pretty sure there's a
    folktale that kind of goes like this.
[14:40] ---
    The person goes into a hole
    that a rice ball fell into,
[14:42] ---
    and there are mice inside,
[14:43] ---
    and they give the person treasure
    in thanks for the rice ball.
[14:46] ---
    Really?!
[14:47] ---
    But that wasn't a rice ball.
[14:50] ---
    It was a weapon! A weapon!
[14:52] ---
    So, it is as I thought.
[14:53] ---
    Huh?
[14:56] ---
    Yah-ho!
[14:56] ---
    What?!
[14:58] ---
    What the?!
[15:01] ---
    A Mousian invasion force
    is holding Lady Koyuki...
[15:04] ---
    ...and Natsumi captive?!
[15:05] ---
    This message tied to an arrow
    came to me earlier.
[15:08] ---
    What in the world is this about?!
[15:10] ---
    The thing is, I do not really understand,
[15:12] ---
    but they supposedly launched
    a preemptive attack
[15:15] ---
    against the Mousian
    forward invasion base.
[15:17] ---
    A preemptive attack?!
[15:19] ---
    You're wrong! We didn't attack you!
    We just dropped it by accident!
[15:23] ---
    Just accidentally dropping a weapon
[15:25] ---
    is as impossible as
    negative 3 Squeakillion yen!
[15:27] ---
    For our part, we demand reparations
    in the amount of 8 Squeakillion yen!
[15:33] ---
    If you can't come up with that,
    you'll work for us for the rest of your lives!
[15:36] ---
    What?!
[15:37] ---
    Yah-ho!
SIGN    Tremble
    Tremble
[15:40] ---
    8 Squeakillion yen?!
SIGN    8 Squeakillion Yen
[15:41] ---
    Converting it to Pekopon currency,
SIGN    8 Trillion Yen
[15:43] ---
    that's approximately 8 trillion yen.
[15:45] ---
    What?!
[15:45] ---
    Goodness!
[15:46] ---
    What?! That's ridiculous,
    even for an exorbitant demand!
[15:49] ---
    Mousians are the greediest race
    in the universe, after all.
[15:53] ---
    Why is the request for that payment
    being sent to us?!
[15:56] ---
    Pekopon doesn't have a
    ministry of foreign space affairs yet,
[15:59] ---
    and has no means to negotiate,
[16:01] ---
    so they're holding us responsible,
[16:03] ---
    because of our connection with
    Lady Koyuki and Lady Natsumi.
[16:04] ---
    Why should it be that way?!
[16:07] ---
    If you get a demand for reparations
    from Mousians, it's all over.
[16:11] ---
    There are countless planets that have
    gone bankrupt from run-ins with them.
[16:15] ---
    I'll force them to cooperate!
[16:17] ---
    Don't be rash, Corporal Giroro!
[16:19] ---
    This is where we must be calm
    and think this through, sir.
[16:23] ---
    Lady Natsumi is in big trouble.
[16:25] ---
    If we can neatly rescue them...
SIGN    Oh!
[16:28] ---
    ...Lady Natsumi will be indebted to me!
[16:31] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
[16:33] ---
    investigate the weakness of
    the Mousians at once, sir!
[16:37] ---
    Yah-ho! Yah-ho!
[16:39] ---
    Yah-ho! Yah-ho! Yah-ho! Yah-ho!
[16:39] ---
    I can't imagine that the stupid frog
    and his gang will pay up.
[16:43] ---
    I guess that means
    working for these guys for life.
[16:45] ---
    Natsumi-san's in this mess
     because of me.
[16:48] ---
    But I just can't bring myself to say
    that that thing is a rice ball!
[16:51] ---
    Yokozuna, the Keroro Platoon is here!
[16:55] ---
    I'm much obliged!
[16:57] ---
    Your outfits...
[16:58] ---
    We, the Keroro Platoon,
    formally request a sumo match, sir!
[17:04] ---
    If we win, you forget about the reparations.
[17:07] ---
    And you will return
    those two to us, sir.
[17:09] ---
    And if you lose?
[17:11] ---
    We intend to wholly surrender our
    Pekopon forward invasion base, sir!
[17:16] ---
    What?
[17:18] ---
    Stupid frog!
[17:20] ---
    Now, will you accept the match or not?!
[17:24] ---
    The Mousians' love of
    sumo wrestling is no small thing.
[17:27] ---
    They're certain to accept...
[17:30] ---
    We will accept this match!
[17:31] ---
    See?
[17:34] ---
    And so came about the
    great sumo tournament
[17:37] ---
    between the Keroro Platoon
    and the Mousians!
[17:41] ---
    First, the Maegashira match!
[17:43] ---
    Yah-ho!
[17:44] ---
    Tamama, we're counting on you!
[17:46] ---
    Yah-ho!
[17:48] ---
    Go with 100 Squeakillion yen
    worth of fighting spirit!
[17:50] ---
    Face each other!
[17:52] ---
    Put your spirit into it! The match is on!
[17:56] ---
    Do your best, Master Tamama!
[18:00] ---
    Owowowowowowowow!
[18:02] ---
    Tamama!
[18:03] ---
    Hang in there!
[18:04] ---
    T-Time out! Ow! That hurts!
[18:06] ---
    Owowowowowowowow!
SIGN    Snap
[18:10] ---
    I said that hurts! You freaking mouse!
SIGN    Maegashira Tamama
[18:15] ---
    Keroro Platoon!
SIGN    Pushed Out
[18:16] ---
    Good going, Tamama!
[18:19] ---
    Next, Komusubi.
[18:24] ---
    Put your spirit into it! The match is...
[18:27] ---
    What?
[18:27] ---
    Huh?
[18:28] ---
    Mousian!
SIGN    Komusubi Kululu
SIGN    Collapsed
[18:30] ---
    Yah-ho!
[18:31] ---
    This sort of activity isn't my thing.
[18:34] ---
    Kululu!
[18:37] ---
    Next, Sekiwake.
[18:39] ---
    Face each other!
[18:40] ---
    This is going to be tough.
[18:41] ---
    Put your spirit into it!
[18:42] ---
    Dororo!
[18:43] ---
    The match is on!
[18:45] ---
    Why, you! You!
[18:47] ---
    You scurry little bastard!
[18:49] ---
    There!
SIGN    Poof!
[18:57] ---
    Keroro Platoon!
SIGN    Sekiwake Dororo
SIGN    Out of Bounds
[18:59] ---
    He did it!
[19:00] ---
    That's Dororo for you!
[19:01] ---
    Next, Ozeki.
[19:04] ---
    Giroro, we're counting on you!
[19:06] ---
    Natsumi, I'll save you, without fail!
[19:09] ---
    Hey!
[19:10] ---
    It's against the rules to wear
    anything except the sumo loincloth.
[19:13] ---
    Wha?!
[19:14] ---
    M-My belt!
[19:15] ---
    Corporal Giroro becomes puny
    when he takes his belt off!
[19:18] ---
    Why is that? Because you see,
    inside the buckle of his belt...
[19:21] ---
    Why, it's Natsumi's photo!
[19:23] ---
    Don't tell them!
[19:24] ---
    Put your spirit into it! The match is on!
[19:26] ---
    Mousians!
[19:28] ---
    Yah-ho!
[19:29] ---
    Natsumi... I-I'm sorry.
SIGN    Ozeki Giroro
SIGN    Slapped Down
SIGN    Yokozuna Sekiwake Maegashira Ozeki Komusubi Keroro Giroro Dororo Kululu Tamama
SIGN    Out of Bounds Pushed Out Slapped Down Collapsed
[19:33] ---
    And now, today's final bout!
SIGN    Yokozuna Keroro
[19:35] ---
    The Yokozuna match!
[19:39] ---
    All right!
[19:44] ---
    It's no use. I can't get
    my hopes up for this at all.
[19:47] ---
    Yokozuna, put the screws to this
    two-squeak upstart for us!
[19:50] ---
    Face each other!
[19:52] ---
    Up to this point, everything
    has gone as planned, sir.
[19:55] ---
    Tied at two matches apiece!
[19:56] ---
    Everything will be determined
    by this Yokozuna match!
SIGN    Gratitude
[19:59] ---
    This is the perfect setup to make
    Lady Natsumi indebted to me, sir.
[19:59] ---
    Keroro-sama...!
[20:03] ---
    I will not lose, no matter what, sir.
[20:06] ---
    Why?
[20:06] ---
    Because I have this Gravity
    Controller Equipped Sumo Loincloth
SIGN    Gravity Controller Equipped Sumo Loincloth
[20:09] ---
    that Kululu developed, sir.
[20:11] ---
    The match is on!
[20:13] ---
    Now! Gravity, full power!
[20:17] ---
    Even the famous Raiden would be shocked
[20:19] ---
    at how rock solid I am on
    my feet right now, sir.
[20:21] ---
    Y-Yah-ho!
[20:24] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Roooaaarrr
SIGN    Keroizumi
[20:25] ---
    Yes! I am truly immovable
    as a mountain, sir!
[20:30] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Gravity Gravity Gravity
[20:31] ---
    Huh?! What?!
[20:32] ---
    What?! What's going on?!
[20:35] ---
    You turned the knob too far.
[20:38] ---
    The Mousians win!
[20:40] ---
    Yah-ho!
[20:41] ---
    S-So heavy...
[20:43] ---
    Oh, I have to work here
    for the rest of my life now.
[20:46] ---
    I'll never get to go home again, either.
[20:48] ---
    All right, we're taking the Pekopon girls!
[20:51] ---
    Wait!
[20:53] ---
    It was a misunderstanding
    from the very beginning!
[20:57] ---
    Y-Yah-ho!
[20:59] ---
    This is not a weapon, but a rice ball!
[21:01] ---
    I thought Natsumi-san would laugh at it,
     so I couldn't tell anyone...
[21:05] ---
    Koyuki-chan...
[21:06] ---
    I won't be fooled!
[21:08] ---
    Such a destructive rice ball
    couldn't possibly exist!
[21:11] ---
    It is a rice ball!
[21:14] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[21:16] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[21:20] ---
    It's delicious!
[21:21] ---
    It's delicious, Koyuki!
[21:25] ---
    This rice ball is the best!
[21:27] ---
    Really?!
[21:29] ---
    Goodness! So it was a
    5 Squeakillion yen misunderstanding!
[21:32] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry for wrecking your spaceship!
[21:38] ---
    And so, the misunderstanding
    was cleared up,
[21:40] ---
    and as a gesture of reconciliation,
[21:41] ---
    they all decided to have rice balls together.
[21:45] ---
    Yum! 100 Squeakillion yen!
[21:48] ---
    Yeah, it's delicious!
[21:49] ---
    I'm so glad, Natsumi-san!
[21:52] ---
    And as for what happened
    to our Sergeant Keroro...
[21:58] ---
    I am hungry, sir.
[22:02] ---
    Th-This is...!
[22:03] ---
    You did technically try to save us
    on this occasion, after all.
[22:08] ---
    Right?
[22:09] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[22:13] ---
    It's yummy, ma'am!
[22:18] ---
    And they lived happily ever after.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    Tamama here.
[23:53] ---
    You should all fully enjoy your
    summers while you're still kids.
[23:57] ---
    It seems once you grow up,
    you do not have time for it anymore.
[23:59] ---
    Especially people who draw manga
    or create anime, who have to...
[24:02] ---
    ...work harder for us, you slackers!!
[24:05] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
    summer break means homework.
[24:09] ---
    "Atrocious, Annoying Legend of the
    Universe's King of Forgetting Homework, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    It's our first whole episode in a while!
    So how's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!