E116 - Keroro: Get The Glimmerbath, Sir! / Mois: Uncle Diary, Sir!

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[00:19] [SONG] ---
    I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Ashita harereba ii na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Ashita waraeba ii na
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    If you just let life pass you by,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Mattari ikite'rya
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Mattaku tsumannai (night)
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    If you just get it together,
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Shikkari shite irya
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    There might just be good things
     to come. (Come on, yo!)
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
    Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
[00:50] [SONG] ---
    Clothes make the man
    Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nailing down bran Home is your capital
    800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
    Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
    You will get no tanmen from me!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
    Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Doing laundry Bath and tub
    Cleaning the floors
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
    Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Little frogs must return home at once!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    All these things I've gathered
    are sure to come in handy.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll translate them all into dreams,
    and I'll make something of them someday.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Sore o yume ni okikaete
    itsuka mono ni suru n da
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    That is our bright road.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
[01:31] ---
    Do you all like baths?
[01:33] ---
    Even to aliens, it seems like a bath
    is something special.
[01:37] ---
    Good!
[01:39] ---
    Gero! The moment when you fill a sparkling
    clean bathtub to the brim with hot water!
[01:45] ---
    I can feel my heart being filled
    with warmth at the same time!
[01:48] ---
    How's the bath?
[01:49] ---
    I've been helping out the sports clubs,
    and I'm so sweaty...
[01:52] ---
    Just a moment.
[01:55] ---
    Exactly frog body temperature, ma'am!
[01:58] ---
    Thanks!
[01:59] ---
    Take your time!
[02:02] ---
    Ahh, freshly-drawn baths are the best!
[02:06] ---
    Freshly-drawn bath?
SIGN    Freshly-drawn bath
SIGN    Glimmerbath
[02:07] ---
    Wait, does she mean a glimmerbath?
[02:12] ---
    Keroro: Get The Glimmerbath, Sir!
[02:18] ---
    I'm so glad Lady Natsumi is satisfied.
[02:23] ---
    Wait. Wait a second... Could it be...
[02:26] ---
    Gero! Come to think of it,
[02:28] ---
    I've never had a glimmerbath,
    even when I've just freshly polished it!
[02:32] ---
    Being first into a glimmering clean,
    freshly polished bath
[02:34] ---
    is called a glimmerbath on Keron, right?
[02:36] ---
    You know your stuff.
[02:38] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[02:41] ---
    A glimmerbath to reward all my hard work...
[02:46] ---
    Dinner being prepared in the kitchen.
[02:48] ---
    The clocking sound of the knife
    against the chopping board.
[02:53] ---
    The sun still in the sky.
[02:55] ---
    The modest happiness of taking a
    glimmerbath surrounded by all this...
[03:02] ---
    Why do I have to squander and hand over
    my right to such a wonderful glimmerbath?!
[03:08] ---
    Well, let's have that be water
    and sweat under the bridge.
[03:12] ---
    For the sake of the glimmerbath.
[03:14] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
SIGN    Keroron
[03:15] ---
    I'm coming in, too!
[03:17] ---
    Huh? Together?
[03:19] ---
    Yeah.
[03:20] ---
    You and me?
[03:21] ---
    Of course!
[03:23] ---
    Not in your lifetime!
SIGN    Next Day
[03:29] ---
    I hope the bath's ready!
SIGN    Freshly-drawn Glimmerbath
[03:33] ---
    I have been waiting for you, Lady Natsumi.
[03:36] ---
    Welcome to my Freshly-Drawn
    Bath Full Course From Hell!
SIGN    Freshly-Drawn Bath Full Course From Hell
[03:40] ---
    Wh-What?!
[03:43] ---
    The glimmerbath I sweat blood to polish...
[03:47] ---
    As the one who polished it,
    it's my natural right to enter it first!
[03:52] ---
    And you, Lady Natsumi, have
    stolen that from under my nose!
[03:58] ---
    What are you so mad about?!
[03:59] ---
    Just because you couldn't have the
    freshly-drawn bath, or glimmerbath or whatever!
[04:03] ---
    Glimmerbath or whatever?!
[04:05] ---
    What do you mean, whatever?!
[04:07] ---
    You have a glimmerbath every single day,
    like it's totally natural!
[04:11] ---
    As if you could understand my suffering!
[04:12] ---
    Yeah, I don't understand at all!
SIGN    Caramel
[04:21] ---
    What is this?!
[04:22] ---
    I prepared it especially for you.
[04:25] ---
    A freshly-drawn special cola bath.
SIGN    Freshly-Drawn
SIGN    Special Cola Bath
[04:27] ---
    How's the temperature?
[04:28] ---
    C-Cold...
SIGN    Freshly-drawn Glimmerbath
[04:31] ---
    If you promise me the right to the
    glimmerbath, I will forgive you.
[04:35] ---
    You must be joking!
[04:37] ---
    Why would I do what you say
    after you've done this to me?!
[04:41] ---
    What a shame, ma'am.
[04:43] ---
    Tamama-kun, more.
[04:45] ---
    Freshly-unbottled first taste
    of cola, coming right up!
SIGN    Cola
[04:49] ---
    Fizzy stimulating carbonation on your skin!
[04:53] ---
    Stop it!
[04:54] ---
    Then relinquish the glimmerbath!
[04:57] ---
    No!
[04:58] ---
    Tamama-kun, more, more!
[05:00] ---
    Okay!
[05:02] ---
    The vitamin C in lemons whitens
    and moisturizes the skin!
[05:08] ---
    Feeling like giving up the glimmerbath yet?
[05:11] ---
    As if!
[05:12] ---
    More, Tamama-kun!
[05:14] ---
    Cherries for style points!
[05:17] ---
    I'm not budging!
[05:19] ---
    Gero. Then on to the next bath with you!
[05:21] ---
    Stop this!
[05:23] ---
    You think you won't be punished for this?!
SIGN    Freshly-drawn Glimmerbath
SIGN    Caramel
[05:26] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, what does this have
    to do with the invasion on Pekopon?
[05:31] ---
    Stealing the glimmerbath from Lady Natsumi...
[05:33] ---
    ...will be proof that I
    stand above Pekoponians!
[05:37] ---
    Huh?
[05:40] ---
    My father always used to have
[05:42] ---
    one more side dish than the rest
    of the family at dinner.
SIGN    Soy
    Sauce
[05:44] ---
    And the glimmerbath was always his.
[05:46] ---
    So, too, must the Pekopon invasion
[05:48] ---
    begin with letting them know who is boss.
[05:53] ---
    What now?
[05:55] ---
    This was specially delivered for you.
[05:58] ---
    A freshly-drawn sand bath that just
    arrived from the Tottori Sand Dunes!
SIGN    Freshly-drawn Glimmerbath
SIGN    Sand Bath
SIGN    Freshly-Drawn
[06:04] ---
    Giroro! I can't believe you're with them!
[06:07] ---
    You may have forgotten... but I'm an invader.
[06:10] ---
    For the sake of that objective,
    I cannot continue heaping mercy on you!
SIGN    Warm
    Toasty
    Warm
    Toasty
[06:14] ---
    You are heaping sand on her,
    though. Okay, bad joke.
[06:17] ---
    Cold...
[06:17] ---
    Freezing...
[06:18] ---
    It was that bad?
[06:20] ---
    I... I feel a chill running through me...
SIGN    Thou
    must be
    cold
[06:22] ---
    Elder brother, thou must be cold?
SIGN    Thou too
    must be
[06:24] ---
    Thou too must be cold?
[06:26] ---
    Um, I'm hearing strange voices here!
[06:28] ---
    Oh, those are just the whispering voices of
    the ghosts of two brothers who died young...
SIGN    Tottori Futon
[06:35] ---
    Scary stories of Japan.
[06:37] ---
    One of my top three is this:
[06:39] ---
    "The Tottori Futon"...
SIGN    Younger Brother Older Brother
[06:42] ---
    Elder brother, thou must be cold?
[06:44] ---
    Thou too must be cold...
[06:47] ---
    It is said that the souls
    of those two brothers
[06:50] ---
    reside in that Tottori futon,
    and if you wrap yourself in it,
[06:52] ---
    even now,
     you can hear their sad voices.
[06:57] ---
    It is from this Tottori futon
    that I drew my inspiration...
[06:59] ---
    ...for this "freshly-drawn
    Tottori sand bath."
SIGN    Freshly-Drawn
SIGN    Tottori Sand Bath
[07:02] ---
    Elder brother, thou must be cold?
[07:04] ---
    Thou too must be cold?
SIGN    Thou too must
    Cold elder
    Elder brother thou must be cold
    Cold thou too
[07:07] ---
    Oh, that's right...
    these two are easily spooked.
[07:14] ---
    Now! Are you finally willing
    to relinquish the glimmerbath?!
[07:18] ---
    Noooo!
[07:19] ---
    "No," you say. You're not easily broken.
SIGN    Freshly-drawn Glimmerbath
[07:23] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[07:25] ---
    So, nothing I do can make you
    give up the glimmerbath, ma'am?
[07:28] ---
    After all this, I'm not giving it to you
    on principle now!
[07:31] ---
    In the first place, you're a freeloader!
[07:33] ---
    And an invader! You don't get to live
    the high life and be first in the bath!
SIGN    Freshly-drawn Glimmerbath
[07:36] ---
    You're being ridiculous, ma'am! Well, then,
[07:39] ---
    I shan't hold back any longer!
[07:47] ---
    What is this?!
[07:54] ---
    Oh, come on!
[08:02] ---
    You...!
[08:05] ---
    And while you're occupied,
    I'll get my glimmerbath!
[08:09] ---
    So that's the exit. You stop right there!
[08:24] ---
    It's dangerous to run around a bath!
[08:28] ---
    The glimmerbath is mine, ma'am!
[08:31] ---
    Oh, no, it isn't!
[08:35] ---
    Gero!
[08:37] ---
    Gero... aaah!
[08:41] ---
    It's ten years too soon
    for you to get the better of me.
[08:45] ---
    Sis?
[08:46] ---
    Fuyuki?
[08:47] ---
    Gero gerori!
[08:48] ---
    Ah! Stupid frog!
[08:54] ---
    Glimmerbaaaath!
[08:56] ---
    You can't, Sarge!
[08:59] ---
    Master Fuyuki, even you are going to
    prevent me taking my glimmerbath, sir?!
[09:04] ---
    Glimmerbath?
[09:06] ---
    I don't know what that is, but you have to
    wash your body before you get in the tub.
[09:11] ---
    Gero...
[09:12] ---
    Don't peek...
[09:16] ---
    Okay, let's get in together.
[09:19] ---
    Gero...
[09:25] ---
    Aaaahh...
[09:26] ---
    Uhh, ahh.
[09:28] ---
    Doesn't this feel good?
[09:31] ---
    Gero!
[09:32] ---
    Hey, Sarge, do aliens like baths, too?
[09:35] ---
    They're warm and refresh your body and heart.
[09:38] ---
    They help me to get through the punishing
    invasion work to come the next day, sir.
[09:43] ---
    I don't want us to be invaded...
[09:45] ---
    Then, Master Fuyuki, we will stake
    Pekopon on a breath-holding contest!
[09:49] ---
    Okay, but I'm not betting the Earth on it.
[09:51] ---
    One, two!
[09:53] ---
    I won't lose!
[09:59] ---
    That was cheating, Sarge!
[10:00] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[10:02] ---
    With this technique, I have
    defeated countless foes, sir!
[10:05] ---
    I admit defeat.
[10:06] ---
    And now, one of the 48
    amusing moves of bathtime.
[10:15] ---
    Using surface tension
[10:17] ---
    to achieve a stylish series of jumps!
[10:20] ---
    I'm not done!
[10:22] ---
    Hm? What's this? Impressions?
SIGN    Momotaro's Peach
[10:25] ---
    Momotaro's peach...?
SIGN    Nessie
[10:28] ---
    Nessie?
SIGN    Sukekiyo
[10:39] ---
    Sarge, stop moving!
[10:41] ---
    It tickles, sir!
[10:43] ---
    Ooh, so many bubbles!
[10:46] ---
    Bathtime with you is really fun, Sarge!
[10:49] ---
    The bath is where I truly show my skills!
[10:52] ---
    Keronians deepen their
    friendships in the bath, sir!
[10:57] ---
    Just for you, Master Fuyuki,
[10:59] ---
    I can teach you the friendship
    ritual, if you like, sir!
[11:02] ---
    Really? Teach me, teach me!
[11:04] ---
    Very well! Three, two, one!
[11:11] ---
    Okay, your turn, sir.
[11:13] ---
    I can't just do it on command...
[11:16] ---
    By the way, what was that glimmerbath
    you were talking about?
[11:20] ---
    Ah, never mind that.
[11:24] ---
    It's fun with you, whether it's
    a glimmerbath or not, sir.
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[11:33] ---
    Want to resonate together?
[11:35] ---
    What? But that's embarrassing!
[11:37] ---
    We're in the bath together.
    What's left to be embarrassed about?
[11:42] ---
    Well, I guess so.
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Fuyufuyufuyu...
[11:51] ---
    Those guys.
[11:53] ---
    Whoo!
[11:55] ---
    You're so lucky, Sarge.
[11:56] ---
    You're naked anyway,
    so getting out takes you no time at all.
[12:00] ---
    Yes, Pekoponians get laughed at even
    if they only have a pair of pants on, sir!
[12:04] ---
    You two!
[12:08] ---
    Watermelon, nice and cold.
[12:09] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[12:11] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, it looks so good!
[12:13] ---
    Ahh, this is our first this year!
[12:15] ---
    Thanks for the food!
[12:19] ---
    It's delicious!
[12:22] ---
    It's even tastier when
    we all eat together, sir!
[12:25] ---
    It's yummy!
[12:27] ---
    Company really makes everything better,
    whether that's baths or watermelons.
[12:41] ---
    Only 92 days remain until
    the invasion deadline!
[12:44] ---
    You do everything half-baked!
[12:46] ---
    That's why our invasion never gets anywhere!
[12:48] ---
    What's your problem?! I'm doing my best!
[12:52] ---
    When, where and how have
    you ever done your best?!
[12:54] ---
    Go on!
[12:55] ---
    I'm always doing my best!
[12:55] ---
    Hey, now's not the time to be arguing.
[12:57] ---
    You meanie, sir!
[12:57] ---
    The deadline's approaching, guys!
[13:00] ---
    No bullying Mr. Sergeant!
[13:02] ---
    Shut up!
[13:08] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[13:09] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[13:11] ---
    Kero?
[13:19] ---
    Mois: Uncle Diary, Sir!
[13:24] ---
    A diary?
[13:26] ---
    Yep. You were keeping one daily, right?
[13:29] ---
    I'd like you to show it to us, ma'am.
[13:31] ---
    But why...?
[13:32] ---
    I want to show these ignorant men
[13:35] ---
    just how much effort I have been dedicating
    to the invasion of Pekopon, ma'am!
[13:41] ---
    Gero gero. Lady Mois is kind.
[13:44] ---
    There's no chance she's written
    anything negative about me.
[13:49] ---
    If that's what it's about, I'd be happy to!
[13:52] ---
    Or, like, forces unite?
SIGN    Best buddies
[13:54] ---
    I knew I could count on you, Lady Mois!
[13:57] ---
    Mimicry, disable!
[14:00] ---
    Gero?!
[14:01] ---
    Lucifer... Spear!
[14:05] ---
    Wh-What are you going, Lady Mois?!
[14:10] ---
    There!
[14:14] ---
    It's huge!!
[14:15] ---
    Okay, I'll open my diary to the world.
[14:17] ---
    Or, like, succinct message?
[14:23] ---
    Today I finally met the person
    I'm destined to be with.
[14:32] ---
    Ah, it's me, sir!
[14:34] ---
    Don't you look a bit too cool here?
[14:39] ---
    Lady Mois!
[14:42] ---
    I was being held captive,
[14:45] ---
    but Uncle laughed in the
    face of danger to rescue me.
[14:47] ---
    Lady Mois, tears do not suit you, ma'am.
[14:57] ---
    Ever since that day, I've always...
[15:00] ---
    Waahhh, no, too embarrassing!
[15:04] ---
    But the day we first met,
[15:05] ---
    I feel like you'd been
    told off by your father,
[15:08] ---
    and locked in a closet...
[15:10] ---
    And I happened to be visiting by coincidence,
[15:13] ---
    and opened the closet door
    thinking it was the bathroom...
[15:17] ---
    And more importantly,
    how far back are we going here?
[15:19] ---
    He's right! We didn't come to listen
    to sappy stories about how you two met!
[15:23] ---
    I know that, sir.
[15:25] ---
    Lady Mois, we'd like to see
    a slightly more recent entry.
[15:30] ---
    Okay, a recent page it is.
[15:34] ---
    The seventh month of 2004
    by the Pekoponian calendar.
[15:37] ---
    Out of adoration for Uncle, his comrades
    gathered together at last under his leadership.
[15:42] ---
    Which was no wonder!
    Uncle is kind and intelligent,
[15:45] ---
    and cool as well.
[15:47] ---
    We don't need this part. Move on!
[15:49] ---
    Oh, okay.
[15:50] ---
    With the five comrades now all together,
[15:52] ---
    the plan Uncle chose first was...
[15:57] ---
    ...the terrifying idea of covering the
    whole of Pekopon in man-eating plants.
[16:03] ---
    He's so great!
[16:05] ---
    There, you see! I've been invading!
[16:08] ---
    No... Wait a moment.
[16:10] ---
    When the five of us gathered together...
[16:12] ---
    Wait, could this be when we covered
    the city with pretty flowers?
[16:15] ---
    That operation that had nothing
    whatsoever to do with invasion?
[16:19] ---
    Did I get something wrong?
[16:21] ---
    As far as I remember, that was
    to get on Dororo's good side.
[16:24] ---
    That's why the commander suggested it.
[16:26] ---
    T-To get on his good side? No way...
[16:30] ---
    Keroro-kun... Is that why you...?
[16:34] ---
    That's so mean, Keroro-kun...
[16:36] ---
    I know what's going on!
[16:38] ---
    This woman, she is trying to make your
    half-baked plans sound impressive,
[16:43] ---
    trying to score points with you!
[16:46] ---
    Half-baked plans... That's not very nice!
[16:49] ---
    Yes! It's very mean to say that about Uncle!
[16:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, do not be fooled!
[16:55] ---
    The proof is...
[16:56] ---
    ...look, your face looks way too cool!
[16:59] ---
    She's beautifying you like crazy
    inside her mind!
[17:04] ---
    I think it looks just like him...
[17:07] ---
    I... I think you'll see,
    if we look at some others.
[17:10] ---
    Lady Mois, can you pick a great plan
    that no one can find fault with?
[17:15] ---
    Okay! Or, like, honor redeemed?
[17:22] ---
    The fourth month of 2006
    by the Pekoponian calendar.
[17:25] ---
    Today, Uncle executed an
    amazing Pekopon invasion plan!
[17:30] ---
    It was an awfully wild and ambitious plan,
    to send terrifying mechs all over Pekopon.
[17:36] ---
    Once again, I was impressed by his brilliance.
[17:39] ---
    The invasion got very close to completion,
[17:42] ---
    but the mechs that Uncle had thought up
[17:45] ---
    were so terrifying, after all...
[17:48] ---
    Giroro-san received a
    wound on his little toe,
[17:51] ---
    and the mission had to be aborted.
[17:53] ---
    Gwaaaaaaah!
SIGN    Wound!
[17:55] ---
    Wait a sec! My little toe?!
[17:58] ---
    Don't tell me this is
[18:00] ---
    that silly plan of trying to conquer Pekopon by
     stubbing little toes on the corners of cupboards?!
[18:05] ---
    Gero!
[18:06] ---
    That half-baked plan
[18:08] ---
    was represented by that woman as a major
    operation involving the whole of Pekopon!
[18:14] ---
    Well, everyone interprets things differently!
[18:16] ---
    Who's to say that isn't one
    possible way of looking at—
[18:18] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! This woman's diary is all lies!
[18:22] ---
    Move your butt!
SIGN    Your Local Invader
[18:27] ---
    The fourth month of 2006
    by the Pekoponian calendar.
[18:30] ---
    Uncle's plan today was
[18:32] ---
    for the Keroro Platoon to start up its own
    burger chain, very popular with Pekoponians.
SIGN    Keroro Burger
[18:39] ---
    Though they are both Pekoponians,
[18:40] ---
    Natsumi-san and Fuyuki-san cooperated
    with the operation to help Uncle,
[18:44] ---
    and the other men of the platoon
    worked hard, as well.
[18:47] ---
    By all their efforts, the burger chain
[18:50] ---
    spread across Pekopon,
[18:51] ---
    and Uncle's ambition of using this
    as a foothold for the Keroro Platoon
[18:55] ---
    appeared to be on track.
[18:57] ---
    Even that would have been impressive enough,
[19:00] ---
    but this was actually
[19:02] ---
    a plan to seize control of the very popular
    Pekoponian food called the hamburger,
[19:06] ---
    and in so doing, bend the
    Pekoponians to his will.
[19:09] ---
    Uncle had really thought
    deeply about this plan.
[19:12] ---
    Or, like, starving tactics?
SIGN    Give me a hamburger! I can't live without hamburgers!
[19:14] ---
    Wait just a second.
[19:15] ---
    You mean that hamburger place we started,
    but they tasted awful and didn't sell at all?
[19:20] ---
    That unsalvageable mess of a plan?!
[19:23] ---
    Huh? But they sold so well!
[19:25] ---
    The only things that sold were
    your and Natsumi's smiles!
SIGN    Smile: 500 yen
[19:28] ---
    Yeah, and you were in line for those.
[19:30] ---
    I mean, when you think about it,
[19:32] ---
    it's you guys who are
    holding the missions back!
[19:36] ---
    Isn't there something else in here?!
[19:41] ---
    The fifth month of 2006 by
    the Pekoponian calendar.
[19:44] ---
    On this day, Uncle
[19:45] ---
    took control of the Hinata house by taking on
     the guise of one of the Pekoponians there.
SIGN    Tamatamatama... Dorodorodoro... Gerogerogero... Kulukulukulu...
[19:49] ---
    A fearsome plan repaying
    kindness with betrayal!
[19:52] ---
    He was helping out with a home teacher visit!
[19:54] ---
    He was just trying to get them in his debt!
[19:56] ---
    You looked like you were enjoying it.
SIGN    Big Gun
[20:00] ---
    Mr. Corporal!
[20:01] ---
    Don't be a dead weight!
[20:06] ---
    Into the sixth month.
[20:08] ---
    On this day, Uncle finally joined forces
    with the evilest of aliens,
[20:12] ---
    manipulating the hearts of Pekoponians through
    fearsome "I'll comb straight out" gags, which—
[20:15] ---
    In what universe is Dasonu Maso
    the evilest of aliens?!
[20:18] ---
    Listen here! If this diary is the truth,
[20:20] ---
    we'd have invaded Pekopon
    a couple of hundred times over!
[20:24] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, wake up to reality!
[20:27] ---
    Your plans are actually all quack!
[20:30] ---
    But...
SIGN    Quack
[20:32] ---
    From time to time, even I've...
    come up with a decent plan...
[20:37] ---
    I know! There was one just recently!
[20:39] ---
    Calling the Wettle King and stuff.
[20:40] [SONG] ---
    You destroy the precious peace...
[20:41] ---
    Lady Mois, show them the page for that day!
[20:45] ---
    The Wettle King?
[20:46] ---
    Umm, now when was that...
[20:46] [SONG] ---
    There you are, Natsumi, the terrifying
    enemy! Fight, our—
[20:56] ---
    What is this...?
[20:57] ---
    Um, I don't really remember...
[20:59] ---
    Or, like, fuzzy concept?
[21:01] ---
    Is this supposed to be the Wettle King?
[21:03] ---
    I think it is.
[21:04] ---
    Wait! Then what about that thing,
[21:06] ---
    Mecha Nyororo?
[21:08] ---
    What a large-scale operation that was!
[21:17] ---
    Lady Mois... This is...
[21:19] ---
    Looks just like it.
[21:22] ---
    I'm sorry, Uncle.
[21:24] ---
    I don't really understand this
    kind of plan very well...
[21:28] ---
    Girls can be pretty cold towards things
    they don't care much about...
[21:32] ---
    In the end, Mois-chan's diary
    wasn't very helpful.
[21:36] ---
    Sergeant, you're known as a
    "hopeless leader"!
[21:38] ---
    You've really got to repair your reputation!
[21:42] ---
    Ah... Gundam models again, I see...
[21:47] ---
    The sixth month of 2006 by
    the Pekoponian calendar.
[21:50] ---
    Once again, Uncle is pouring his all
    into making Gundam models today.
[21:54] ---
    I'm sure Uncle slacks off like this
    to put himself under pressure,
[21:58] ---
    and give himself even greater motivation
    and passion for the invasion.
[22:02] ---
    I think Uncle's calm laser focus
    is wonderful.
[22:07] ---
    Growing him through praise.
[22:09] ---
    Girls like Mois-chan
    do soothe the soul, don't they?
[22:16] ---
    Pekopon invasion deadline:
[22:18] ---
    91 days remain!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    You've gotta show courage,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Yuuki o dasanakucha
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Or your wishes won't come true.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Negai wa kanawanai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Even if you gaze from far away,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Sorya takane no hana sa
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Stretch out your hand yourself,
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Jibun de te o nobashite
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And grab hold of your dreams.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Yume o tsukamitore yo
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Instead of worrying about
    the looks of others,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Yaritai koto o yaru n da
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Do what you want to do.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Saa dasshu shite yama
    o nobore teppen made
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Now dash out there,
    and climb that mountain to the very top.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Mota mota mota suru na yo
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Don't dillydally.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Do the best you can,
    and then laugh "hahaha."
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Do the best you can,
    and then laugh "hahaha."
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    What's important is to put
    all your sweat into it.
[23:30] [SONG] ---
    Ase wa shouri no hanabira
[23:30] [SONG] ---
    Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
[23:52] ---
    It is Dororo.
SIGN    Station Road Store Association Tanabata Festival Huge Sales
[23:53] ---
    July 7th is Tanabata.
[23:55] ---
    A legendary couple who
    can meet but once a year.
[23:57] ---
    Is that not... is that not...
[23:59] ---
    ...like me and my lack of
    appearances recently, Keroro-kun?!
SIGN    Good invading alien
SIGN    Good invading alien
[24:02] ---
    Never mind that. Summer has to be
    about the festival dances!
SIGN    Festival
[24:05] ---
    Ignored?!
[24:06] ---
    "Keroro: When You Wish On Tanabata, Sir!"
[24:10] ---
    "Keroro: Revived!
    Extraordinary Dopamine, Sir!"
[24:13] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!