E140 - Keroro Platoon: Operation Year-end Adjustment, Sir! / Keroro: One Man's Battle, Sir!

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[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Sounds ring out and they reach you.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Oto ga natte todoite'te
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    They linger on, and they teach you.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    The words I sing and the sights I see...
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Sonna koto yori nemui ne
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Ame ga satte odoroite
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Soto ga harete utagattari ne
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Should I buy an umbrella,
    or should I just watch out?
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    I've had enough of showing off my clout.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Mou sanzan furutte
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    You tell me first to get stronger!
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
SIGN    Strategy Meeting
     Gundam Models
    Cleaning
    Laundry
    Gundam Models again
     Training
     Good night
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku ookiku naru tte
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:32] ---
    One day, close to the end of the year...
[01:35] ---
    Boy, I spent this whole year amusing myself.
[01:40] ---
    It sure was fun, wasn't it?
[01:42] ---
    You two are unrepentant slackers!
[01:44] ---
    But if you don't straighten out your act,
    HQ will give us another invasion deadline!
[01:48] ---
    No worries!
[01:50] ---
    Although when we had that annoying counter,
[01:52] ---
    I cringed as each day passed.
[01:58] ---
    Gero!
[02:02] ---
    What's this?
[02:03] ---
    D-Don't tell me...
[02:11] ---
    Keroro Platoon:
    Operation Year-end Adjustment, Sir!
SIGN    Big Year-end Sale
[02:20] ---
    It's hilarious!
[02:22] ---
    I know, right?
SIGN    We apologize for the inconvenience. Safety is our first priority.
[02:25] ---
    It looks like we can't get by.
SIGN    This is a work of fiction.
[02:27] ---
    Doesn't it feel like there's been
    a lot of construction lately?
[02:30] ---
    My dad says there's more construction
    at the end of the year and fiscal year
[02:34] ---
    to use up the budget.
[02:36] ---
    Huh, really?
SIGN    Big Year-end Sale
[02:39] ---
    But this is...
SIGN    We apologize for the inconvenience. Safety is our first priority.
[02:42] ---
    Sorry, something came up...
[02:46] ---
    All right, I'm setting it down!
[02:52] ---
    Oh, Natsumi!
[02:53] ---
    What are you doing here?
[02:55] ---
    Um, it has to do with the Pekopon invasion...
[02:58] ---
    P-Pekopon invasion?!
[03:00] ---
    Okay, I'm gonna bury it!
[03:03] ---
    All right!
[03:06] ---
    Even Mois-chan...
[03:07] ---
    Just what are you gonna bury?
SIGN    Danger
[03:10] ---
    The reissued planet-destroying N2 bomb!
[03:14] ---
    B-B-B-Bomb?!
[03:16] ---
    Hey, call this off right now!
[03:18] ---
    L-Let me go, Natsumi!
    It's gonna come right out anyway!
SIGN    Danger
[03:23] ---
    Okay, I'm going to bury it!
[03:25] ---
    Small Armageddon, one one-billionth!
SIGN    Mantle
SIGN    Core
[03:33] ---
    All right, bring it up.
[03:34] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Danger
SIGN    Mantle
SIGN    Danger
[03:40] ---
    Let's bury it again!
[03:42] ---
    Okay!
[03:44] ---
    Let's bring it up again!
[03:45] ---
    Okay!
[03:47] ---
    Let's bury it yet again!
[03:49] ---
    Okay!
[03:54] ---
    What are you doing?
[03:56] ---
    Burning off our budget.
[04:00] ---
    The remaining Pekopon invasion budget
[04:03] ---
    is 385,373,221 space yen.
[04:09] ---
    So it's an invasion budget counter, huh?
[04:12] ---
    On Keron, if one does not use up
    the annual budget,
[04:16] ---
    the next year, one does not
    receive budgetary funds.
[04:19] ---
    But I'm surprised we've been getting this much every year for the invasion.
[04:24] ---
    Giku!
[04:25] ---
    Certainly, we have always suffered
    from a budget deficit...
[04:28] ---
    Giku!
SIGN    Gulp
[04:30] ---
    Well, that, um...
[04:31] ---
    Er...
[04:34] ---
    The plan to waste the budget
    is going smoothly.
[04:40] ---
    Right now, we're at number 997.
[04:43] ---
    998, 999...
[04:50] ---
    Make 'em and melt 'em.
    Make 'em and melt 'em...
[04:53] ---
    Wasting is fun once in a while!
[04:58] ---
    The remaining Pekopon invasion budget
[04:59] ---
    is 212,213,205 space yen.
[05:04] ---
    I'm not gonna let them beat me!
[05:06] ---
    Nor me!
[05:08] ---
    U-Um...
[05:10] ---
    You don't need to force yourselves
     to waste that much...
[05:14] ---
    The Keroro platoon members enact their
    plans to use up the year-end budget.
[05:19] ---
    My eyes are blurry,
SIGN    Chocolate Shrimp
[05:21] ---
    but I have to devour all of Pekopon!
[05:25] ---
    That is right! This is my kind of
    wasteful Pekopon invasion!
[05:31] ---
    Manju is scary!
SIGN    The sergeant, turning pale for some reason
[05:33] ---
    Whatever the circumstances,
    he's eating way too much.
[05:42] ---
    I'm wastefully invading with
    lovely plants all over the base.
[05:46] ---
    Y-You don't have to put down
    that many plants.
[05:53] ---
    13,501... 13,502...
[05:57] ---
    13,503...
[05:58] ---
    This is incredibly wasteful.
[06:02] ---
    Small Armageddon, one one-billionth!
[06:07] ---
    Now I can build what I've always wanted,
    a museum on an active fault line!
SIGN    Fault Line Museum
[06:12] ---
    Or, like, public building?
[06:14] ---
    Community buildings are dangerous, Lady Mois!
[06:18] ---
    And so, that night...
[06:20] ---
    What is this?
SIGN    Feast
SIGN    Feast
[06:24] ---
    Please eat up!
[06:27] ---
    Or, like, three-day feasting?
[06:29] ---
    Wow, amazing!
[06:31] ---
    What's this about?
[06:32] ---
    It's all to use up the invasion budget.
[06:35] ---
    Dining and entertainment expenses
    with the enemy
[06:39] ---
    are approved in the budget.
[06:41] ---
    So you've got more budget than you need, huh?
[06:44] ---
    Though we usually don't have enough...
[06:46] ---
    But since the summer,
    all we've done was screw around, so...
[06:50] ---
    B-But maybe we don't have to
    try so hard to waste it...
SIGN    The sergeant, turning even paler
[06:55] ---
    What's wrong, Mr. Sergeant?
[06:58] ---
    This isn't like you.
[06:59] ---
    Um, r-really?
[07:03] ---
    I've always had my doubts
    about this approach.
[07:06] ---
    Doing all this just to use up the budget...
[07:09] ---
    The money was intended
    to be put to better use,
[07:12] ---
    so wastefully digging and
    filling holes repeatedly,
[07:14] ---
    creating things we won't use and
    then wastefully destroying them...
[07:18] ---
    Is this really okay?
[07:21] ---
    No. I'll say it...
[07:23] ---
    This is wrong!
[07:25] ---
    There must be a more meaningful way
    for us to spend the money,
[07:30] ---
    in this situation where we
    have to use up the budget!
[07:32] ---
    Let's turn this sadness
    into anger! Arise, platoon!
[07:36] ---
    The Keroro platoon wants
    your power to make reforms!
[07:40] ---
    Sieg Keron!
[07:42] ---
    Sieg Keron! Sieg Keron! Sieg Keron!
[07:46] ---
    Keroro, that was inspirational!
[07:48] ---
    Do all of you understand?
[07:51] ---
    Then you'll stop wasting...
[07:52] ---
    That was that and this is this.
[07:55] ---
    Gero!
[07:56] ---
    We still have a lot of money left!
[07:58] ---
    Next we'll needlessly expand the base! Let's go!
[08:01] ---
    Yeah!
[08:02] ---
    Wait, "Yeah"? Um, that's not...
SIGN    Empty
[08:07] ---
    All right! I think we'll be able to finish off
    the budget doing aimless construction here.
[08:11] ---
    Th-This is...
[08:13] ---
    We'll start with that wall!
[08:16] ---
    A wastefully expensive construction robot!
[08:19] ---
    I am using a robot too, unusual for me!
[08:21] ---
    Wastefully over specs!
[08:29] ---
    We still have a lot left!
[08:46] ---
    You did it! It's down to 20,069 space yen!
[08:51] ---
    Or, like, balance checking?
[08:52] ---
    All right! We can finally use it up!
[08:56] ---
    Just a little more, and the wall
    should come down!
[08:59] ---
    Let's all go at once!
[09:01] ---
    W-W-Wait!
[09:04] ---
    One!
[09:04] ---
    Two!
[09:05] ---
    Three!
SIGN    The sergeant, now completely pale
[09:24] ---
    The Pekopon invasion budget
    has zero yen left.
[09:27] ---
    To repeat, there is zero yen left.
[09:29] ---
    Yeah!
[09:31] ---
    You guys did it!
[09:32] ---
    We finally used it all up!
[09:34] ---
    Yay!
[09:35] ---
    Then we should get a decent
    budget next year, too!
[09:40] ---
    What's this glow?
[09:47] ---
    W-What's this?!
[09:54] ---
    Look at all those Gundam models...
[09:56] ---
    Why has a warehouse's worth of
    Gundam models been hidden so carefully?
[10:01] ---
    Well, um...
SIGN    Sergeant on the defensive
[10:03] ---
    Did you...
[10:05] ---
    Well, er...
[10:07] ---
    I thought they might one day come in handy
    for the Pekopon invasion...
[10:12] ---
    Don't tell me you used the Pekopon
    invasion budget and kept it from us?!
[10:16] ---
    W-Well, we've been fine up to now,
[10:18] ---
    and I figured we wouldn't have
    any problems this year, either...
[10:21] ---
    Fine up to now?!
[10:23] ---
    Then the reason we believed the
    invasion budget was underfunded...
[10:26] ---
    ...was because you embezzled it?!
[10:33] ---
    Keroro Platoon: discovery of embezzlement!
[10:36] ---
    The remaining Pekopon invasion budget...
[10:40] ---
    ...is -332,213,333 space yen.
[10:46] ---
    What?!
[10:47] ---
    M-Minus 300 million...
[10:50] ---
    Then we did not truly have a budget surplus?!
[10:55] ---
    Now we're in the hole.
[10:57] ---
    Th-That's why I was telling you guys
    not to be wasteful.
[11:00] ---
    This deficit will be deducted
    from next year's budget.
[11:05] ---
    Farewell!
[11:08] ---
    Next year's budget...
[11:10] ---
    Or, like, drastic cutbacks?
[11:12] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[11:15] ---
    If you're worried about
    the budget, ah, fudge it!
[11:17] ---
    See what I did?!
[11:19] ---
    Keroro...
[11:22] ---
    Don't give me "See what I did"!
[11:24] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Under Construction
[11:30] ---
    Oh, great. More construction?
SIGN    Candy
[11:32] ---
    This sucks.
SIGN    Big Year-end Sale
SIGN    Big Year-end Sale
[11:45] ---
    After that, to start digging
    their way out of the hole,
[11:48] ---
    the Keroro Platoon could be seen working
    at construction sites every day.
[12:02] ---
    In a corner of the boundless universe,
[12:04] ---
    one man's dignity is on the line
[12:07] ---
    as the curtain is about to open
    on a magnificent battle.
[12:11] ---
    This is the record of that eternal,
[12:14] ---
    fierce seven-day war.
[12:20] ---
    Keroro: One Man's Battle, Sir!
[12:30] ---
    So this is where the Vulcan Cannon is!
[12:33] ---
    Lieutenant Commander Char!
    Lieutenant Commander Char!
[12:37] ---
    Well, they discovered the secret
    Gundam model vault
[12:39] ---
    that I constructed
    by embezzling from the budget,
[12:43] ---
    but I still have my collection!
[12:46] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[12:48] ---
    Gero gero gero... gero?!
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
[12:55] ---
    I... I'd better organize a little,
[12:58] ---
    because it's dangerous around here.
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
[13:00] ---
    There! There!
[13:02] ---
    Why won't they... fit?!
[13:10] ---
    Ow!
[13:11] ---
    That seriously hurts!
[13:14] ---
    Oh, boy...
SIGN    Hinata Residence Basement Japan, Pekopon
[13:16] ---
    I haven't even opened
    this mail-order package yet!
[13:20] ---
    And this is a rare model
    I got on a net auction.
[13:23] ---
    Gero gero gero...
[13:25] ---
    How am I supposed to organize all this?!
SIGN    The Battle of One Man
SIGN    Day 1 At a Loss
SIGN    Bro, you've been alive all this time, haven't you?! Bro!
SIGN    Captain Keroro
[13:37] ---
    I haven't read this in a long time,
    but it really is a masterpiece!
[13:41] ---
    Uh oh!
SIGN    Captain Keroro
SIGN    Captain Keroro
[13:44] ---
    I accidentally bought two copies of volume 8!
[13:46] ---
    Ah, well, that's pretty common.
    Nothing to dwell on!
[13:49] ---
    Gero gero gero...
[13:53] ---
    I found a G Armor in here!
[13:55] ---
    This brings back memories!
SIGN    G Armor 1/250
[13:57] ---
    The first color model!
    This is better for the G Armor than HG.
[14:02] ---
    Core fighters that don't transform
[14:04] ---
    are like Zakus that don't
    have movable ankles.
[14:08] ---
    This is bad!
[14:10] ---
    I'm supposed to be cleaning up.
SIGN    Mandarin Oranges
[14:15] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Mandarin Oranges
[14:21] ---
    I can't... I can't do this.
SIGN    Day 2 Angry for Some Reason
[14:27] ---
    The room is already small,
[14:29] ---
    and there's way too much stuff!
SIGN    Apples
[14:30] ---
    And these Gundam models! I may not be able
    to put them all together before I die!
SIGN    Gundam Models
SIGN    May not be able to put them together
[14:36] ---
    And yet every couple of years,
    they come out with version 4 and then 5!
SIGN    Version
SIGN    Version
[14:40] ---
    And I'm sure they'll keep releasing them in higher grades!
[14:43] ---
    And these DVDs!
SIGN    Videos
[14:44] ---
    There used to be videos and laserdiscs!
SIGN    Laserdiscs
SIGN    Digitally Remastered
[14:47] ---
    So I keep buying the same titles!
SIGN    Director's Cut
SIGN    Deluxe Collectors' Edition (including figure)
SIGN    New Product
SIGN    DVD Recorder
SIGN    While Supplies Last
[14:50] ---
    And next, what, next-generation DVDs?
SIGN    Next-generation DVD
[14:53] ---
    Are they gonna come out with that?!
[14:55] ---
    Are you telling me to buy
    the same titles yet again?
[14:58] ---
    And these books... These toys...
[15:00] ---
    I know I'm supposed to treasure
    this stuff, but still...!
[15:06] ---
    Why?
[15:07] ---
    Why did I buy so much stuff?
[15:12] ---
    And there are duplicates here and there...
[15:14] ---
    What was I thinking?!
[15:15] ---
    It's because you were scared.
[15:17] ---
    W-Who's there?!
[15:19] ---
    You know, don't you?
[15:24] ---
    You're... me?
[15:27] ---
    What will I do if I don't have
    the chance to get it later?
[15:29] ---
    What will I do if it goes missing?
[15:32] ---
    What will I do if if gets dirty?
[15:34] ---
    What will I do if I make a mistake
    when I'm putting it together?
[15:37] ---
    Those various anxieties influence you.
[15:40] ---
    Anxieties!
[15:42] ---
    That's right.
[15:43] ---
    You want a sense of security
[15:45] ---
    and to quell your anxiety,
[15:47] ---
    so you keep adding to your
    collection indiscriminately.
[15:50] ---
    Th-That's not true!
[15:52] ---
    I... I...
[15:57] ---
    I was half asleep while cleaning up?
SIGN    Ramen Mandarin Orange
[16:02] ---
    Anxieties...
[16:05] ---
    Yes, that may be true.
[16:08] ---
    But that...
[16:10] ---
    ...is something I can think about at
    my leisure, after I'm done cleaning up.
SIGN    Day 3 Forming a Plan
[16:17] ---
    That's right! If you're out
    of bread, just eat cake!
[16:20] ---
    If I don't have space for all my stuff,
[16:21] ---
    I just have to buy more shelves to hold it!
[16:27] ---
    This is a sliding bookshelf.
[16:29] ---
    That would store a lot!
[16:33] ---
    This shelf with the narrow space that
    can be used is kind of a good idea.
[16:36] ---
    Here, you can stack the shelves,
    connect them, and expand them as you like.
[16:41] ---
    I'll take this as a DVD shelf...
[16:44] ---
    This as a video shelf...
[16:46] ---
    This as a comics shelf...
SIGN    Purchase
[16:48] ---
    And it's settled.
[16:50] ---
    I bought a lot!
[16:52] ---
    And after it all gets delivered,
[16:54] ---
    my clean-up plan will be perfect, yup!
[16:57] ---
    Kero kero kero...
[17:02] ---
    Where should I put...
    the shelves that get delivered?
SIGN    Day 4 Flabbergasted
SIGN    Bookshelf Assembly Required
SIGN    Convenient Assembly Space Bookshelf
SIGN    Bookshelf Storage This is a convenient shelf! Storage Shelf
SIGN    Storage Shelf Bookshelf, Assembly Required Space Bookshelf
[17:12] ---
    Um... Where should I put this shelf together?
SIGN    Storage, Assembly Required Convenient
SIGN    Day 5 Moving Forward Anyway
[17:38] ---
    I... have to go to the bathroom.
SIGN    Bathroom
[17:57] ---
    Gero?!
[18:06] ---
    I'm a pitiful invader who
    can't even go to the bathroom!
[18:13] ---
    That's why I told you.
[18:15] ---
    Gero!
[18:16] ---
    Everyone dies eventually.
[18:18] ---
    You can't take Gundam models
    or DVDs with you to the grave.
[18:24] ---
    Th-That's right!
[18:26] ---
    That's why the first Emperor
    of China was buried
[18:29] ---
    with statues of scores of warriors,
    to protect him after he died!
[18:32] ---
    In my case, I embezzled
    invasion budgetary funds
[18:36] ---
    to create a secret Gundam model vault!
[18:38] ---
    That's right. I wanted to be like
    the first Emperor of China...
[18:43] ---
    That dream is gone, though.
[18:46] ---
    Give up on it.
[18:48] ---
    All life forms just temporarily borrow things
[18:50] ---
    from this world while they're alive.
[18:54] ---
    After they die,
    everything has to be returned.
[18:57] ---
    So even if you lose everything now,
    the net result is the same.
[19:00] ---
    W-Well...
[19:01] ---
    You might as well
[19:02] ---
    throw all of them away.
[19:05] ---
    You could give them away. Or sell them.
[19:08] ---
    It'll be a weight off your shoulders.
[19:11] ---
    It'll be a relief. Right?
[19:13] ---
    B-But still...
[19:17] ---
    ...I love Gundam models...
[19:21] ---
    ...and books and DVDs.
[19:24] ---
    I feel satisfaction when I collect them,
[19:27] ---
    and I want to greet the end feeling that way!
[19:29] ---
    That's how I'll feel when my time is up!
[19:34] ---
    This collection...
[19:36] ---
    ...is proof that I've
    been alive all this time!
[19:43] ---
    I see...
[19:46] ---
    Then wake up! And fight!
[19:49] ---
    Fight...
SIGN    Day 6 The Final Battle
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    Gero gero gero gero!
[20:04] ---
    Did you see that?
[20:05] ---
    My magnificent comeback!
    The conclusion of my fierce struggle!
[20:09] ---
    I finished building all the shelves!
SIGN    Mandarin Oranges
[20:12] ---
    And once I fill these shelves
    with everything in the boxes,
[20:14] ---
    this war shall finally be over!
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
[20:18] ---
    Maybe I should separate them by genre.
[20:21] ---
    Or alphabetical order?
[20:22] ---
    Boy, when they're lined up neatly,
    somehow even the ones that are dusty
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    look like they're shining bright.
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    But first things first. I'll line them up
    in order of their appearance.
[20:33] ---
    Of course I'll separate them
    by scale, as well.
[20:36] ---
    Zeong is a little big,
[20:38] ---
    but that's part of its charm.
[20:41] ---
    Gero gero gero...
[20:46] ---
    But...
[20:47] ---
    That's strange!
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    Even though the shelves are filled,
    I still have this much left over?!
[20:53] ---
    I wanted them to be in neat order,
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    but now I have give up more space?!
[20:59] ---
    Fine, I'll just cram everything in!
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    Where's this or that work?
    I don't have space for order!
[21:05] ---
    Models, DVDs, books, I don't care
    if they're jumbled together!
[21:10] ---
    Why is this Zeong box so big?!
[21:13] ---
    Let alone Dendrobium!
SIGN    What is this?! It's huge!
SIGN    Day 7 The End
SIGN    Ramen Potato Chips
[21:21] ---
    It's strange. It doesn't make sense.
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
[21:24] ---
    Even thought I bought all these shelves...
[21:27] ---
    Even though I stuffed everything in them...
[21:30] ---
    I still haven't even made a dent.
[21:37] ---
    I feel itchy for some reason.
[21:44] ---
    Come to think of it,
[21:45] ---
    I've been shut up in here for days,
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    so I haven't had a shower all this time.
[21:51] ---
    Maybe I'll take a bath
[21:53] ---
    to refresh myself.
SIGN    Magazines
    My Stuff
    Whose?
    Warning?
[22:07] ---
    And so, the battle of a sad lone man ends.
[22:10] ---
    But seen from the vast reaches of space,
[22:14] ---
    even his battle was nothing more than
[22:16] ---
    a war in a small pocket.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Cyling recycle!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Saikuringu risaikuru
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Sudden events that happen to you.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    First is always rock; the others are taboo.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    All of life's experiences are good!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Ahh...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Aa...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    In this room with no furniture for me,
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Kagu no nai kono heya ni
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I sit on my own with no money.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Kane no nai ore hitori
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Don't droop your head.
    Just keep the machine going!
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll keep riding my bike!
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    With my big dreams and furniture on board,
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Dekai yume to kagu nosete
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
[23:52] ---
    Fuyuki here! It's almost Christmas.
[23:55] ---
    The names of the eight reindeer
    who pull Santa Claus's sleigh are
[23:58] ---
    Dasher, Dancer, Prancer,
[24:00] ---
    Vixen, Donder, Blitzen,
[24:02] ---
    Cupid, and Comet. Do you remember them?
[24:05] ---
    That aside, give me a present, too!
[24:09] ---
    "Keroro: Inner-Tokyo Ice Age:
    Alisa Has Come, Sir!"
[24:13] ---
    It's a two-part story! How's that?
[24:15] ---
    Ge-Gero!