E250 - Musha Kero, Volume VI: The Resurrected Heroes, Great Sir!

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    We are always being pushed
    forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    As we search for the
    secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    On a global scale,
    we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    We have greeted the time
     of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    No matter how tiny the riddle,
    I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
    to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    kitto kitto ketsumatsu
    ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    All the things I wanna try,
    with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:33] ---
    The fourth crystal, gathered at last,
[01:36] ---
    was stolen from Musha Keroro's party
    by the Koyuki-lookalike ninja, Yukino.
[01:40] ---
    At the base of Mount Red Fuji,
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    the party infiltrated Musha Viper
     Goemon's hidden stronghold.
[01:44] ---
    There, mistaking it for
    the fifth ancient weapon,
[01:47] ---
    they revived the ancient demon
    Nanamata-no-Orochi.
[01:53] ---
    What will become of
    Musha Keroro, great sir?
[02:01] ---
    Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
[02:10] ---
    Musha Kero, Volume VI:
    The Resurrected Heroes, Great Sir!
SIGN    Musha Zakrello
[02:17] ---
    So this is the ancient legendary weapon,
[02:19] ---
    The PG Musha Zakrello, sir!
[02:21] ---
    Yes!
[02:24] ---
    Hey! Get it together, old man!
[02:26] ---
    My cheeks...
[02:31] ---
    I thought this would all have been nicely
    resolved while I was passed out!!
[02:38] ---
    Run, quickly!
[02:40] ---
    Until the people of the Ran Star evacuate,
[02:42] ---
    we must draw his attention!
[02:44] ---
    Yeah!
[02:45] ---
    Okay!
[02:46] ---
    Uhhhh...
[02:48] ---
    Will you hurry up and
    come with the rest of us?!
[02:49] ---
    Yes!
[02:50] ---
    No risk, no return!
[02:59] ---
    Now, hurry!
[03:01] ---
    Sure thing!
[03:03] ---
    Why?
[03:04] ---
    Why are they trying to save
    the people of the Ran Star?
[03:07] ---
    Are those Keronians different
    from Musha Viper, then?
[03:11] ---
    Are they not invaders?
[03:16] ---
    Get 'em, Nanamata-no-Orochi!
[03:18] ---
    Crush those stupid Keronians, da gya!
[03:30] ---
    Wh-What?!
[03:34] ---
    Fire! Fire!!
[03:42] ---
    Whaaaaat?!
[03:43] ---
    B-Back, gya! Back, gya!!
[03:47] ---
    W-W-Wait! Wait a sec!
     I'm not emotionally prepared!
[03:50] ---
    Just like an Orochi,
    just like an Orochi, I'm—
[03:54] ---
    No pun this time, sir?
[03:56] ---
    Must have finally run out of material.
[03:58] ---
    Does this look like the time to you?
[04:00] ---
    Gero?!
[04:03] ---
    What now?
[04:04] ---
    Kulu?
[04:25] ---
    Look out!
[04:29] ---
    Let's go.
[04:30] ---
    Yukino-dono!
[04:34] ---
    Get away from here fast.
[04:35] ---
    Th-Thank you so much!
[04:37] ---
    Thank you!
[04:38] ---
    Yukino-dono!
[04:39] ---
    No need to thank me.
[04:40] ---
    More importantly,
    search for the fifth crystal!
[04:49] ---
    At this rate, the planet will be destroyed!
[04:54] ---
    The only thing that can stop him
    is the ancient legendary weapon!
[04:57] ---
    Hey!
[04:58] ---
    You, the one who looks like Koyuki-dono!
[05:01] ---
    Give us back the fourth crystal
    which you stole from us!
[05:04] ---
    That is an ancient legendary
    weapon, you know!
[05:07] ---
    I'm telling you, the fourth won't help you.
[05:09] ---
    Finding the fifth comes first for now!
[05:11] ---
    What?!
[05:13] ---
    I will search for the fifth with Yukino-dono!
[05:16] ---
    Gero?
[05:18] ---
    Find some way of halting his
    progress until I return!
[05:21] ---
    Halting his progress?! Wait!
[05:27] ---
    We will have to leave the recovery
    of the ancient weapon to Dororo,
[05:30] ---
    and handle this guy on our own!
[05:32] ---
    That's impossible!
[05:40] ---
    Nin!
[05:54] ---
    Why can we not use that fourth
    ancient weapon, anyway?
[05:59] ---
    Each of them has activated once,
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    and transformed into a powerful weapon.
[06:03] ---
    That's because the one who
    broke the seal isn't here.
[06:06] ---
    The one who broke the seal?
[06:08] ---
    Yes.
[06:10] ---
    The activation of the
    ancient legendary weapons
[06:12] ---
    requires the power of the Ran Star human
    who first broke the seal on the orb.
[06:17] ---
    That human serves the role of
    a key for the ancient weapon.
[06:21] ---
    In other words,
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    unless the Keronian and the
     Ran Star native are united in purpose,
[06:25] ---
    the weapons will not activate?
[06:29] ---
    That's why the weapons only
    activated one time at the start,
[06:32] ---
    and didn't unleash their power thereafter.
[06:36] ---
    To activate the five weapons once more,
[06:38] ---
    Fuyukichi-dono, O-natsu-dono,
    Princess Momo-dono,
[06:42] ---
    and Mutsuzo-dono must all be here.
[06:45] ---
    Stop!
[06:46] ---
    I said stop, you!
[06:47] ---
    Hey! Over here, over here!
[06:50] ---
    Gero!
[06:59] ---
    See that?!
[07:00] ---
    The destructive power
    of my poohekokis!
[07:02] ---
    Intense...
[07:06] ---
    I have an afro!
[07:07] ---
    Me, too!
[07:11] ---
    It will be impossible to call Fuyukichi-dono
    and the others here immediately.
[07:16] ---
    It doesn't seem possible
    to hold him off until then.
[07:19] ---
    But finding the fifth orb and
    activating it is the only way.
[07:28] ---
    Where in heavens is that blue orb hidden?!
[07:45] ---
    There it is!
[07:45] ---
    The fifth blue orb!
[07:49] ---
    I see!
[07:50] ---
    The reason Musha Viper Goemon
    spoke in Nagoya dialect...
[07:55] ---
    ...was to foreshadow this!
[08:08] ---
    Dororo!
[08:24] ---
    Wh-What's this?
[08:26] ---
    What's going on?
[08:29] ---
    The ancient legendary weapons
[08:31] ---
    are said to transform into what's
    most needed at that moment.
[08:34] ---
    So they've...
[08:36] ---
    They've gone to deliver a message to the
    people who broke each of their seals!
[08:46] ---
    That Musha Viper...
[08:48] ---
    Look what he did to the Dejima Harbor port.
SIGN    OPEN FLAMES PROHIBITED
[08:57] ---
    If we make this many, we can
    stand against Musha Viper.
[09:00] ---
    Let us take back peace for
    Ran Star with our own strength.
[09:06] ---
    Goodness gracious...
SIGN    Planet Hiquesviel
SIGN    Joke-Flopping Idol O-Natsu-chan
[09:13] ---
    Guerillas show up regularly in this region!
[09:16] ---
    Set up some traps!
[09:18] ---
    Yessir!
[09:19] ---
    Then pick a card, any card!
[09:21] ---
    You idiot!
[09:22] ---
    Those are... trumps!
SIGN    Silence...
[09:24] ---
    Silence...
[09:27] ---
    Teehee.
SIGN    Joke-Flopping Idol O-Natsu-chan
[09:40] ---
    It's...
[09:47] ---
    O great Gogg's Head...
[09:49] ---
    Please save us.
[09:51] ---
    Bring peace back to our village...
[09:57] ---
    This is...!
[10:09] ---
    I get it!
[10:11] ---
    So that's it!
[10:15] ---
    What happened to the ancient weapon?!
[10:17] ---
    Sorry about this! Just wait a little longer.
[10:20] ---
    Whaa?! Why?!
[10:21] ---
    I have an idea.
[10:22] ---
    Gather your comrades.
[10:24] ---
    Firmly understood!
[10:28] ---
    I evacuated all the villagers!
[10:31] ---
    You did?
[10:31] ---
    Then, as we discussed!
[10:33] ---
    Roger!
[10:34] ---
    Hey!
[10:36] ---
    Over here, over here!
[10:38] ---
    Kiss my butt, kero!
[10:41] ---
    Gero!
[10:43] ---
    Look at me!
[10:48] ---
    Pukku-pupoo, pukku-pupoo!
[10:50] ---
    This way this way! Pupoo!
[10:53] ---
    I am over here!
[11:03] ---
    Hey-hey-hey!
[11:05] ---
    Shake that booty kulu—
[11:10] ---
    Okay!
[11:11] ---
    Everyone out!
[11:30] ---
    Yes!
[11:31] ---
    Did you see that?!
    The power of our Keroro Platoon!
[11:34] ---
    We don't even need the power
    of an ancient weapon, sir!
[11:37] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gerorinchomolungma.
[11:38] ---
    Yippee!
[11:40] ---
    Yukino-dono?
[11:41] ---
    Come on... Make it in time...
[11:52] ---
    Gero!
[12:09] ---
    Okay, I'm done!
[12:10] ---
    There's no way I can beat that thing!
[12:13] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[12:14] ---
    You're acting pathetic, Keroro!
[12:25] ---
    I said, let's run away!
[12:27] ---
    This is bad...
[12:31] ---
    Come on, everyone...
[12:36] ---
    Finally made it!
[12:38] ---
    Huh, what?!
[12:40] ---
    Sorry we're so late!
[12:43] ---
    Princess Momocchi!
[12:46] ---
    Red daruma-san!
[12:47] ---
    Hero!
[12:49] ---
    O-natsu!
[12:49] ---
    Master Fuyukichi!
[12:51] ---
    It has been some time, sir!
[13:06] ---
    Everyone!
[13:07] ---
    We must have remembered our clans' callings,
    engraved in the memories of your past lives!
[13:14] ---
    Then... now, we will bring
    the legend back to life!
[13:19] ---
    Come on! Isn't the
    ancient weapon ready yet?!
[13:22] ---
    Hurry it up!
[13:26] ---
    No!
[13:36] ---
    Look out!
[13:45] ---
    Gero!
[13:57] ---
    Wow!
[13:58] ---
    It is amazing!
[13:59] ---
    A robot?!
[14:01] ---
    It's here!
[14:02] ---
    S-So this is...
[14:04] ---
    ...the true form of the
    legendary weapon, sir!
[14:09] ---
    Finally...
[14:10] ---
    ...it's back!
[14:12] ---
    Let's go, sir!
[14:14] ---
    Yeah!
[14:50] ---
    Take this!
[14:52] ---
    Nin!
[15:10] ---
    This is bad!
[15:11] ---
    Argh... Oh?!
SIGN    Ultimate Move
[15:14] ---
    What's this?!
SIGN    Execute
[15:20] ---
    Gero!
[15:24] ---
    Keroro! What did you do?!
[15:26] ---
    Commander-dono!
[15:27] ---
    Ah, I just, uh...
[15:30] ---
    Gero?!
[15:44] ---
    Whoooooa!
[15:59] ---
    Th-This is...
[16:01] ---
    What's going on?
[16:02] ---
    What an amazing sword!
[16:04] ---
    Commander-dono!
[16:05] ---
    We must push straight forward!
[16:07] ---
    Okay!
[16:07] ---
    Kekkero-kun!
[16:09] ---
    Professor!
[16:10] ---
    This sword is a weapon that cuts spacetime!
[16:12] ---
    Cuts spacetime?
[16:13] ---
    Mochicourse!
[16:15] ---
    It creates a tear in spacetime, which you
    can push into, taking the enemy with you whole!
[16:19] ---
    Truly an ultimate weapon!
[16:21] ---
    If you use this, we'll be sent
    to who-knows-where-*and-*when!
[16:25] ---
    Wh-Whaaat?!
[16:28] ---
    We'll be sent to an entirely
    different part of spacetime?!
[16:30] ---
    Then we will be unable
    to get back to Pekopon!
[16:33] ---
    However... if we do not defeat
    Nanamata-no-Orochi here...
[16:36] ---
    Your call, commander!
[16:44] ---
    The Keroro Platoon will now
[16:46] ---
    drive Nanamata-no-Orochi into
    the far reaches of spacetime!
[16:51] ---
    Roger!
[16:52] ---
    Understood!
[16:53] ---
    Okay!
[16:54] ---
    Gotcha!
[16:56] ---
    Keroro Platoon...
[16:58] ---
    Here we go, sir!
[17:27] ---
    Everyone... I'm sorry, sir.
[17:30] ---
    It's fine.
[17:31] ---
    Everywhere is paradise
    with you, Mr. Sergeant!
[17:34] ---
    Your decision was the correct one,
    my honorable leader!
[17:37] ---
    Acting all cool.
[17:39] ---
    I've been blessed with
    great subordinates, sir.
[17:43] ---
    Gero?
[17:44] ---
    Once we cross that, we won't be able
    to get back to our original spacetime.
[17:48] ---
    I see, sir...
[17:50] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[17:51] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[17:53] ---
    Lady Mom...
[17:57] ---
    Master Fuyukichi?
[17:59] ---
    O-natsu?
[18:02] ---
    Princess Momocchi?
[18:05] ---
    Mutsuzo...
[18:08] ---
    Yukino-dono?
[18:21] ---
    This is...
[18:22] ---
    We are back!
[18:25] ---
    That's...!
[18:31] ---
    They saved us, sir?!
[18:34] ---
    Thank you, sir!
[18:40] ---
    I wonder where Nanamata-no-Orochi
    and Musha Robo went, sir?
[18:45] ---
    It looks like they went to the
    Ran Star of the distant past.
[18:47] ---
    What?!
[18:48] ---
    So, they were merely sent
    to this planet's past?
[18:52] ---
    No worries.
[18:53] ---
    I bet Nanamata-no-Orochi
    was sealed there,
[18:56] ---
    and Musha Robo went back
    to the five crystals,
[18:58] ---
    and they became a legend
    sleeping in the Ran Star.
[19:02] ---
    Gero...
[19:04] ---
    Then the ancient legendary weapon...
[19:07] ---
    ...if you follow the origin...
[19:08] ---
    ...was something we sent
    into the past ourselves, sir?
[19:15] ---
    The loveliness doth strike me.
[19:16] ---
    Surely God hath bequeathed this to us.
[19:21] ---
    This shall be a family treasure,
    to be passed down for generations.
[19:26] ---
    Oh?
[19:28] ---
    In the scattering of a flower, a star shape
    hath appeared on Mount Red Fuji.
[19:33] ---
    Then...
[19:34] ---
    Fuyukichi-dono, O-natsu-dono,
    and all of you...
[19:37] ---
    You were all the descendants of the
    guardians of the ancient legendary weapon?
[19:41] ---
    That is so.
[19:42] ---
    By the power of those crystals,
[19:44] ---
    the memories of our distant
    forefathers were awakened in us.
[19:47] ---
    I wonder if there are even more
    Keronian friends of ours
[19:49] ---
    somewhere on this planet?
[19:52] ---
    And not just on this planet!
[19:54] ---
    There might be friends of ours
    on other planets, too!
[19:58] ---
    Thanks to you, Musha Viper is gone,
[20:00] ---
    and peace has returned to the Ran Star!
[20:02] ---
    The roles of our clans are over, too!
[20:05] ---
    Yukino-dono...
[20:06] ---
    From now on, I think we'll all join forces
[20:09] ---
    to make our planet a much,
    much more peaceful place!
[20:13] ---
    What are you all going to do?
[20:15] ---
    This is mission complete for us, ma'am.
[20:18] ---
    We'll be saying goodbye
    to this planet now, ma'am.
[20:21] ---
    Red daruma-san, are you going home, too?
[20:23] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[20:25] ---
    We have our own mission,
    the invasion of Pekopon.
[20:28] ---
    I hope that Pekopon planet finds peace, too!
[20:31] ---
    W-Well, yeah.
[20:33] ---
    Don't catch their weird accent.
[20:35] ---
    Princess Momocchi! Stay healthy!
[20:38] ---
    I shall!
[20:39] ---
    You keep well, too, Kululu.
[20:40] ---
    Yeah, you too.
[20:42] ---
    Click!
[20:54] ---
    Still...
[20:55] ---
    Though we did defeat the
    seven Musha Viper brothers,
[20:58] ---
    in the end, we were unable to
    recover the ancient weapon.
[21:01] ---
    Can we really call this mission complete?
[21:04] ---
    I think you'll find the guys at
    HQ knew this was going to happen.
[21:08] ---
    In any event,
[21:09] ---
    without our efforts,
[21:11] ---
    the ancient weapon would
    never even have exi—
[21:14] ---
    I wanna get back to Pekopon
    and build Gundam models!
[21:15] ---
    Listen to me, Keroro-kun!
[21:19] ---
    Ahh... Doroboat-senpai
    has become even more invisible.
[21:22] ---
    You are so mean!
SIGN    5
[21:25] ---
    So!
[21:26] ---
    For now, that brings Musha Kero to
    a safe conclusion, great sir!
SIGN    Complete
[21:31] ---
    Well, come on, guys,
    we're all going back home!
[21:34] ---
    Yeah...
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    I planned on thinking,
    but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    (Yawn...)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    (fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    (Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    (Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    (Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    (Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    (So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    (Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    I do not really care.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Couldn't care less...
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    When in Rome,
    we're all in on it together.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    We'll go back home.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    The home we'll go back to.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    (Ma~ na)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    (Guess so.)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    omou de arimasu
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I think, sir.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    See no!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    One, two!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Uragiri ja naku
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Not a betrayal.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    daisakusen
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    A grand operation!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    senpukuchuu to
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    We're just lying low.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    So we'll say in our report, which we'll
    turn in just before the deadline.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    ...Itsu da kke??
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    ...When was it again?
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    (Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    (Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (S-Something other than
    invasion, though, please!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
    Space Detective 556 here!
[23:09] ---
    Just as the rumors indicated,
[23:11] ---
    it seems that the ratings
    do go up when I appear!
[23:14] ---
    Then it is only a matter of time before the
    program becomes "Anime: Space Detective 556!"
[23:20] ---
    Cheer me on!
[23:22] ---
    Never mind that! It'll be
    Keroro Gunsou next time, too!
SIGN    Gundam models
[23:26] ---
    "556 and 5884, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!