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E296 - Keroro: Early New Year Luck, Sir! / Keroro: This is the Year of the Keron, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    It's a little late,
    but Happy New Year, everyone.
SIGN    2010 Year of the Tiger Happy New Year
[01:36] ---
    Did you get a lot of
    New Year's money and postcards?
[01:40] ---
    Aya-chan moved, but I got
    a postcard from her, too!
[01:43] ---
    For some reason, Nishizawa-san
    sent me ten postcards.
[01:47] ---
    I got a postcard from Lady Kaede.
[01:49] ---
    Huh. Even you get postcards...
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozo
[01:52] ---
    As Pekoponian Keroyama Kerozo,
[01:56] ---
    I have my share of acquaintances.
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest
[01:59] ---
    Like at Hicksville,
SIGN    Rocking Horse Toy Store
[02:01] ---
    or my favorite toy store...
[02:02] ---
    Sarge, you got more than me.
SIGN    A Lot > A Few
[02:05] ---
    Heh...
[02:05] ---
    I don't think I have a chance at winning the
    New Year's lottery with just these.
[02:09] ---
    What's this, Lady Natsumi?
[02:11] ---
    With a small pile like that, your odds of
    winning the New Year's lottery are low, huh?
[02:14] ---
    It's about luck, not odds!
[02:17] ---
    Oh, God,
[02:19] ---
    please let me win the latest
    game system this year!
[02:22] ---
    I want to win a trip.
[02:24] ---
    Five days in the everlasting summer
    of Tahiti would be wonderful.
[02:28] ---
    Come to think of it,
[02:29] ---
    it's about that time for the space
    New Year's postcard lottery, too.
[02:36] ---
    Keroro: Early New Year Luck, Sir!
[02:43] ---
    You got so many postcards, Uncle!
[02:46] ---
    Or, like, many contacts?
[02:48] ---
    Indeed.
SIGN    New Year's Day is the key to the year. Keroro
SIGN    Pekoponian
     New Year's
    Cards
[02:50] ---
    I've got plenty of Pekoponian
    New Year's postcards
SIGN    Space
    New Year's
    Cards
[02:53] ---
    and lots of space
    New Year's postcards too,
[02:56] ---
    so that's a double chance!
[02:58] ---
    Here's the lineup for this year's
SIGN    1st Place
SIGN    2nd Place 3rd Place
[03:00] ---
    space New Year's postcard prizes!
[03:02] ---
    Yahoo!
[03:03] ---
    The first place prize...
SIGN    Facsimile Edition
[03:05] ---
    ...is this facsimile edition
    Zero-style flying board!
SIGN    Zero-style Flying Board
[03:08] ---
    I want that so badly!
[03:11] ---
    Or you can choose to relax for
    seven days at a hot spring on M78,
SIGN    Luxurious Great Catch With a Sashimi Boat
[03:14] ---
    which includes a luxurious sashimi boat!
SIGN    Memo Pad
[03:16] ---
    What else, what else?
[03:17] ---
    This is the second place prize!
[03:19] ---
    A 3D digital camera with ultra-sensitive
[03:21] ---
    100 million magnification!
SIGN    3D Digital Camera
[03:23] ---
    That's lean and mean! Give it to the green!
[03:25] ---
    Third place is B-class gourmet food.
[03:27] ---
    Space Okonomiyaki FX
    from its original planet, Deneb.
[03:31] ---
    This year's space New Year's
    postcard prizes are on fire!
[03:35] ---
    Everyone!
[03:37] ---
    This year for sure, let's make a fresh
    resolve to successfully invade Pekopon!
[03:41] ---
    Therefore...
SIGN    Space New Year's Postcards With Money Winner-take-all Plan
[03:43] ---
    ...I present the Space New Year's Postcards
    With Money Winner-take-all Plan!
[03:47] ---
    What does the invasion have to do
    with New Year's postcards?!
[03:50] ---
    What connection?
[03:52] ---
    It's an exciting plan
SIGN    Ba-dum Ba-dum
SIGN    Ba-dum Ba-dum
SIGN    Tremble
    Tremble
[03:54] ---
    based on trying to win the lottery!
[03:58] ---
    You've been hitting the
    New Year's sake too hard!
SIGN    Snicker Snicker
[04:01] ---
    Snicker snicker!
[04:02] ---
    That's what you say,
[04:03] ---
    but I see you brought your own
    New Year's postcards here, Corporal!
[04:05] ---
    Wha...?!
[04:06] ---
    Sheesh...
[04:08] ---
    How many did you get, Giroro?
[04:11] ---
    32...
SIGN    I defended my title as the
    Space Rock-Scissors-Paper
    champion for the ninth time!
    From Oro
[04:13] ---
    I got from Muru, Oro,
SIGN    I wish everyone great happiness.
    Uramimasu
[04:15] ---
    and Uramimasu, too.
[04:17] ---
    And then related to the Space Railway.
[04:20] ---
    Um...
[04:21] ---
    Giroro's New Year's postcard...
[04:23] ---
    There!
[04:24] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Happy New Year Let's have a successful invasion this year for sure!
[04:26] ---
    As always, you're serious to a fault.
[04:28] ---
    There's nothing wrong with being serious!
[04:30] ---
    As the loveliest member of this platoon,
SIGN    1,000 Postcards
[04:32] ---
    I got 1,000 postcards!
[04:36] ---
    It's hard to be popular!
SIGN    Tch...
[04:38] ---
    Tch.
SIGN    New Year's Greetings
    Tama, do you know of any
    good candidates for marriage?
SIGN    Moron
    I'm going to be your senpai!
    
    Master, it looks like
    I'm going to be promoted
    to lance corporal this year!
[04:39] ---
    But only two of them came
    with New Year's money.
[04:42] ---
    That's no good.
[04:44] ---
    Tamama's New Year's postcard...
[04:46] ---
    This one.
SIGN    This Year
SIGN    Last Year
[04:47] ---
    I think last year's was about the same...
[04:50] ---
    Not at all!
[04:51] ---
    The kinds of snacks are different!
[04:54] ---
    You totally reused it.
SIGN    Freeze
[04:57] ---
    I received about 50.
SIGN    I want to recruit Koyuki
    for sure this year
[05:00] ---
    From space ninja Sylvie-dono
SIGN    New Year's Greetings
    I made it to the final qualifying round
    of the Space Fighter Tournament.
[05:02] ---
    and Chuton-kun from
    the planet Lu-Ne, for example.
[05:04] ---
    Also from comrades that
    I have fought alongside.
SIGN    May I have a more noticeable
    presence this year
[05:07] ---
    Come to think of it, did you send
    New Year's postcards, Dororo?
[05:10] ---
    You're asking me if I sent?
[05:12] ---
    Gero?
[05:13] ---
    It reminds me of back then, Commander-dono.
[05:17] ---
    Hey, Zeroro!
[05:19] ---
    You'll send me a New Year's
    postcard, won't you?
[05:22] ---
    We're going to the shrine together on
    New Year's, so it isn't necessary, right?
[05:26] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[05:28] ---
    Friends always send each other New Year's
    postcards with New Year's money attached!
[05:32] ---
    F...
SIGN    Friend ♥
[05:33] ---
    Friend?
[05:35] ---
    Okay, got it! I'll send you one for sure!
[05:38] ---
    That's a promise!
[05:39] ---
    But you didn't send me a New Year's card.
[05:40] ---
    It's not here! It's not here! It's not here!
[05:44] ---
    You're so mean, Keroro-kun!
[05:48] ---
    The first trauma switch of the New Year, on!
SIGN    Click
SIGN    Trauma Trauma
     Trauma Trauma
[05:51] ---
    It's the same every year.
[05:53] ---
    He always says, "Let's exchange New Year's
    cards," but I've never gotten one from him!
[05:54] ---
    What a pain.
[05:56] ---
    He starts being gloomy on New Year's Day.
[05:58] ---
    Mine all came by e-mail.
[06:01] ---
    It has nothing to do with me this time.
[06:03] ---
    Now that you mention it, I haven't opened
    my New Year's mail from you yet, Kululu.
[06:08] ---
    How about this for this year?
[06:15] ---
    N-New Year's mail with a virus attached...
[06:18] ---
    Look at how many I got!
SIGN    Trauma Trauma Trauma Trauma
[06:21] ---
    That's amazing!
[06:23] ---
    I know, right?
[06:24] ---
    It's hard to be popular!
SIGN    To Keroro
[06:27] ---
    This one's from 556.
SIGN    Start up the engine in your chest!
    New Year's Greetings 2010
[06:29] ---
    That's my childhood friend, all right...
SIGN    To Keroro
    This postcard was sent
    with insufficient funds.
[06:32] ---
    But he didn't even pay enough to send it!
SIGN    Happy New Year Continued Good Luck in the Fortunes of War
[06:35] ---
    This stiffness...
[06:36] ---
    Must run in the family.
SIGN    I'll beat you scumbags senseless this year. From Viper
[06:40] ---
    There's one from Viper, too.
[06:42] ---
    The question is, which Viper?
SIGN    This Year's Goal 19,000 Successful Invasions The Art of Invasion Read this book and you can invade, too! Essential! The Invader's Manual In Stores Now!
[06:46] ---
    When we met at the end of the year,
[06:47] ---
    he said it was 18,000 invasions!
[06:50] ---
    This is advertising.
[06:52] ---
    Or, like, talent gathered?
[06:54] ---
    Altogether, I'd say we have
    about 20,000 postcards.
[06:58] ---
    So with this many,
[06:59] ---
    we should win something!
[07:02] ---
    And so, the day of the lottery...
[07:05] ---
    Natsumi, one of your postcards
    won a sheet of stamps.
[07:09] ---
    All right!
[07:10] ---
    This postcard was from Satsuki!
[07:13] ---
    I won a sheet of stamps, too!
[07:16] ---
    It was from Nishizawa-san's postcard!
[07:17] ---
    You said Momoka-chan sent
    you ten postcards...
[07:21] ---
    Probably so I would have a good chance
    of winning a sheet of stamps!
[07:26] ---
    Look! Look!
[07:27] ---
    I won third prize, the gourmet set!
[07:29] ---
    Wow!
[07:31] ---
    You did it, Mom!
[07:32] ---
    We're raking it in this year!
[07:35] ---
    How about you, Kero-chan?
[07:36] ---
    Have you won... anything...?
[07:41] ---
    Not a thing...
[07:43] ---
    Not even one postcard won!
[07:51] ---
    That's okay.
[07:52] ---
    I still have...
[07:54] ---
    I still have...
[07:55] ---
    ...my space New Year's postcards!
[07:57] ---
    Postcards!
[07:58] ---
    Postcards...
[07:59] ---
    Where is he running to?
SIGN    Space New Year's Postcard Lottery Meeting
SIGN    Last But Not Least
[08:06] ---
    Uncle, the winning lottery numbers
    have been released.
[08:11] ---
    All right, then.
[08:12] ---
    Let's do a careful check.
[08:16] ---
    Or, like, commence checking?
[08:18] ---
    Okay, the first one.
[08:21] ---
    Nothing!
[08:22] ---
    The second one.
[08:24] ---
    Loser!
SIGN    Two hours later
[08:25] ---
    Two hours later...
[08:28] ---
    Loser!
[08:30] ---
    Loser!
[08:31] ---
    We're not winning anything here.
[08:33] ---
    Well, I'm not surprised.
SIGN    Nine hours later
[08:37] ---
    Nine hours later...
SIGN    Last But Not Least
[08:41] ---
    Th-This is...
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro From Kululu
SIGN    Space New Year's Postcard 2010
SIGN    Winning Numbers
SIGN    Happy New Year
[08:44] ---
    ...a winner!
[08:45] ---
    I won second prize!
[08:47] ---
    Who sent that postcard?
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro From Kululu
[08:49] ---
    Gero?
[08:50] ---
    It's from Kululu!
[08:51] ---
    Jeez!
[08:53] ---
    You sent out postcards
    after all, Kululu-senpai!
[08:58] ---
    You're happy, aren't you?
[08:59] ---
    O-Of course...
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro From Kululu
[09:01] ---
    Look carefully at this part!
[09:04] ---
    2-0-0-9...
[09:08] ---
    This is from last year!
SIGN    Happy New Year Looking Forward to Working with You Again This Year...
[09:11] ---
    I thought I'd instill premature joy in you,
[09:13] ---
    and you fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
SIGN    Jerk...
[09:18] ---
    Oh my gosh, Uncle!
[09:20] ---
    There's just one left!
[09:22] ---
    What?!
[09:24] ---
    This New Year's postcard...
[09:26] ---
    ...is our last...
[09:27] ---
    ...one.
SIGN    1st place winning number: 654321
[09:30] ---
    The winning number for first prize...
[09:32] ---
    ...is 654321.
[09:35] ---
    Like it or not,
[09:36] ---
    this is my last chance!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[09:44] ---
    6...
[09:45] ---
    5...
[09:47] ---
    4...
[09:49] ---
    3...
[09:51] ---
    2...
[09:53] ---
    1!
[09:55] ---
    I won!
SIGN    Congratulations Winner
[09:56] ---
    I won first prize!
[09:58] ---
    That is awesome, Mr. Sergeant!
[10:00] ---
    Who would have expected
    the last one to be a winner?
[10:02] ---
    That's just like you, Commander.
[10:05] ---
    Aw, I didn't do anything!
[10:07] ---
    By the way, who sent that one?
[10:10] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[10:12] ---
    Let's see...
[10:15] ---
    What's wrong?!
[10:17] ---
    Th-This is...
SIGN    To Sergeant Keroro From Your Father
[10:19] ---
    It's from your old man!
SIGN    Bond
[10:21] ---
    Keroro!
[10:21] ---
    I really feel the bond
    between father and son!
[10:23] ---
    Father!
[10:25] ---
    How dramatic!
[10:27] ---
    Uncle!
[10:28] ---
    So I'm lucky from the beginning of the year?
[10:32] ---
    Shall we liven things up with you-know-what?
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN    Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Moismoismoismois... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    First Time in 2010
[10:42] ---
    The first Resonance x 6 in 2010.
SIGN    Resonance x 6
[10:48] ---
    Gero?
[10:49] ---
    Yes?
[10:51] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[10:53] ---
    Father!
[10:54] ---
    Perfect timing.
[10:56] ---
    Actually...
[10:57] ---
    This is about the first-place
    winning New Year's postcard, right?
[11:00] ---
    How did you know?
[11:02] ---
    I've been checking the numbers
    of all the postcards I sent out.
[11:06] ---
    You're such a persnickety person, Father.
[11:08] ---
    But being able to go to a hot spring
    with your mother at my age...
[11:12] ---
    It's wasted on an old codger like me!
[11:15] ---
    I'm so proud of your generosity, son!
[11:18] ---
    Uh... y-yeah... actually...
[11:21] ---
    What is it?
[11:22] ---
    I'm very happy that you
    and Mother are pleased!
[11:28] ---
    You're making me feel bashful now!
[11:32] ---
    Sergeant Keroro won first prize,
[11:34] ---
    but accidentally let it become
    a present to his parents.
[11:37] ---
    Still, maybe it's become a
    wonderful show of filial duty.
[11:42] ---
    Sniff...
[11:42] ---
    Flying board...
[11:52] ---
    Have you ever thought it unusual that a cat
    isn't included in the 12 signs of the Zodiac?
SIGN    Rat Ox Tiger Rabbit Dragon Snake Horse Goat Monkey Rooster Dog Boar
[11:58] ---
    There's a legend about that.
[12:01] ---
    So the twelve animals will visit me in turn
    to give their New Year's greeting.
[12:08] ---
    Or, like, greeting contest?
[12:11] ---
    That's what Buddha said.
[12:13] ---
    But the thing is,
SIGN    Rat's House
[12:14] ---
    the rat mistakenly told the cat that his day
    for the visit was one day later.
[12:19] ---
    You're supposed to go to Buddha's house
    the day after tomorrow, squeak.
[12:22] ---
    Thanks for coming here to tell me.
[12:25] ---
    The cat believed what the rat said,
    and therefore didn't make it into the Zodiac.
[12:29] ---
    This was not what I was told!
[12:32] ---
    That was so mean, rat!
[12:34] ---
    Yikes! Help, squeak!
[12:36] ---
    And cats have chased mice ever since.
[12:40] ---
    Huh...
[12:41] ---
    Then why isn't there a Year of the Frog?
[12:44] ---
    Frogs are in hibernation
    during that time of year,
[12:46] ---
    so they couldn't pay
    their respects to Buddha.
[12:49] ---
    That makes sense.
[12:53] ---
    Keroro: This is the Year of the Keron, Sir!
[12:59] ---
    Meanwhile, on Planet Booneez...
SIGN    Booneez
SIGN    Cheer Cheer
[13:06] ---
    Look at this, Mayor!
[13:08] ---
    The participants are gathered
    from all over the universe!
[13:11] ---
    It was worth sponsoring this race
[13:13] ---
    that's held once every 1,000 years!
[13:17] ---
    It seems to be a race that
    the whole universe is watching.
[13:19] ---
    I see. The Keroro Platoon has entered, too.
[13:24] ---
    Giroro-dono,
[13:25] ---
    do your best as a representative of Keron!
[13:27] ---
    Leave it to me!
[13:29] ---
    It'll be fine!
[13:31] ---
    We Keronians will laugh last.
[13:34] ---
    On your mark!
[13:36] ---
    Get set!
SIGN    Cheer
SIGN    Cheer
[13:43] ---
    Gero gerori!
[13:45] ---
    And so my plan begins!
[13:48] ---
    Gero gero gero...
[13:50] ---
    Once every 1,000 years,
[13:52] ---
    one of the twelve Space Zodiac
    signs changes.
[13:55] ---
    This severe race decides that one position.
[13:59] ---
    If we win, the whole universe
    will use "Year of Keron"!
[14:04] ---
    Or, like, immense effect?
[14:07] ---
    The Keroro Platoon is using all its
    strength to ensure Giroro's victory!
SIGN    Clench
[14:12] ---
    But...
[14:12] ---
    ...if we are going to encourage
    Giroro-dono with our cheers,
[14:15] ---
    should we not be closer to the path?
SIGN    Keroro and the others are here
SIGN    Giroro is here
[14:17] ---
    We're not going to cheer him on,
[14:20] ---
    we're going to support him.
[14:21] ---
    Commander-dono! Do you mean...
[14:23] ---
    Yellow one!
[14:24] ---
    Here!
[14:25] ---
    How could you?!
[14:27] ---
    That was so mean, Keroro-kun!
[14:30] ---
    Forgive me, Dororo.
[14:32] ---
    I won't let your sacrifice be in vain.
[14:34] ---
    This is all for the glory of Keron!
[14:37] ---
    Currently, Giroro-senpai
SIGN    54,982nd Place
[14:39] ---
    is in 54,982nd place!
[14:44] ---
    Then let's start supporting him!
[14:47] ---
    Here they come...
SIGN    Thud Thud Thud Thud
[14:50] ---
    Welcome, losers.
SIGN    Chatter...
     Chatter...
SIGN    Thud Thud Thud Thud
[14:56] ---
    Left!
[14:57] ---
    Turn left!
[15:01] ---
    They fell for it!
[15:06] ---
    Do your best, Giroro!
[15:09] ---
    Thanks!
[15:10] ---
    Now Giroro is in the lead.
[15:12] ---
    Huh?
[15:14] ---
    The direction of the arrow
    is backwards again!
[15:18] ---
    There!
[15:20] ---
    What?!
[15:21] ---
    Darn it!
[15:23] ---
    Is this really the course?!
[15:28] ---
    I caught up!
[15:30] ---
    Hi, everyone!
[15:31] ---
    Get re-energized with a special drink!
[15:35] ---
    Or, like...
[15:36] ---
    ...nutritional support!
[15:38] ---
    Here you are!
[15:39] ---
    Good luck!
[15:40] ---
    You're really hangin' in there, Keronian!
[15:42] ---
    You've got spirit, I'll give you that!
[15:44] ---
    V-Viper!
[15:46] ---
    Right here!
[15:46] ---
    Get your special drink!
[15:48] ---
    Sure! Don't mind if I do!
[15:50] ---
    Oh, no, you don't!
[15:51] ---
    It's mine!
[15:57] ---
    Gero!
[15:57] ---
    What?!
[15:58] ---
    I'm downing it first!
[16:00] ---
    Giroro, that's...
[16:01] ---
    Uh oh...
[16:06] ---
    That revived me!
[16:11] ---
    W-Water!
[16:14] ---
    W-What's going on?
SIGN    Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy
[16:16] ---
    Spicy!
[16:17] ---
    Spicy! Spicy!
[16:19] ---
    Spicy!
[16:20] ---
    My special curry drink!
SIGN    Kululu Special
SIGN    Curry Drink
[16:24] ---
    G-Give me water!
[16:27] ---
    See ya!
[16:28] ---
    Gara gara gara!
[16:31] ---
    I... I won't lose...
[16:34] ---
    Sheesh! That dope Giroro screwed it up!
[16:36] ---
    But Giroro-senpai
SIGN    1,500th Place
[16:38] ---
    has advanced to 1,500th place!
[16:42] ---
    Then we need one more push.
[16:44] ---
    Yellow one!
[16:45] ---
    Here!
[16:46] ---
    Next up is this!
[16:48] ---
    Click!
[16:51] ---
    Instant pits!
[16:57] ---
    A childish trap!
SIGN    Metal Washtubs
[17:06] ---
    Even after that,
    the Keroro Platoon continued to damage...
[17:08] ---
    That is, continued to support him!
[17:11] ---
    Right!
[17:13] ---
    Here you are.
[17:13] ---
    Here you go.
[17:14] ---
    Here you are.
SIGN    Town Tissue-delivering Robots
[17:20] ---
    I don't need 'em!
    I don't need your stupid tissues!
[17:26] ---
    And finally,
[17:27] ---
    only the chosen ones
[17:28] ---
    have survived.
[17:31] ---
    This race is as tough as the rumors say,
[17:34] ---
    so I'm surprised you're still around.
[17:37] ---
    Same to you!
[17:39] ---
    How's this?
[17:40] ---
    For the rest of the way to the goal,
[17:41] ---
    you and me will have a
    serious showdown, one on one.
[17:45] ---
    You took the words out of my mouth!
SIGN    Budding Friendship
[17:51] ---
    Giroro-senpai is racing
    mano-a-mano with Viper!
[17:55] ---
    How's this?
[17:56] ---
    With our powerful support...
[17:59] ---
    True, that would be the result, but...
[18:02] ---
    If we just take out Viper, Giroro will win!
[18:05] ---
    Then what do you say we
    finish this up with a bang?
[18:08] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[18:09] ---
    There's no need for you to interfere anymore!
[18:11] ---
    This is a duel between us now,
    with our pride on the line!
[18:15] ---
    Giroro-kun...
[18:17] ---
    I don't give a rat's rear-end
[18:19] ---
    about your pride!
[18:34] ---
    Giroro!
[18:35] ---
    Run! Run!
[18:37] ---
    I'm not Forrest!
[18:39] ---
    I can't do it...
[18:40] ---
    I can't run anymore.
[18:41] ---
    Something's coming out of my mouth...
[18:46] ---
    That's hilarious!
[18:47] ---
    Darn it! They interfered!
SIGN    Goal
[18:51] ---
    Cripes! What should I do?!
[18:54] ---
    Since it's come to this,
    there's only the last resort!
SIGN    Magic Marker
[19:00] ---
    I'll fill in for Giroro
[19:02] ---
    and win this race!
[19:04] ---
    You're okay with a cheap trick like that?
[19:06] ---
    Private Tamama!
[19:07] ---
    Yes, sir!
[19:08] ---
    Get your butt over there!
[19:10] ---
    Transfer student!
[19:12] ---
    I'm the one who's gonna
[19:13] ---
    break through that gold tape!
[19:18] ---
    It looks like the top runner
    has made it back!
[19:21] ---
    And the winning alien is...
[19:27] ---
    ...Viper!
SIGN    Cheer Cheer Cheer
[19:28] ---
    Viper is the top runner!
SIGN    Cheer
[19:31] ---
    Oh, wait!
[19:33] ---
    There's one more!
    Another runner has appeared!
[19:35] ---
    Gero!
[19:36] ---
    It's a Keronian!
[19:37] ---
    A Keronian is right on his heels!
[19:39] ---
    What?!
[19:41] ---
    Oh, my!
[19:41] ---
    This year, too...
[19:42] ---
    An unexpected development
    at the tail end of the race!
[19:43] ---
    I don't believe it!
[19:44] ---
    Good morning!
[19:48] ---
    There's the goal!
[19:51] ---
    I'm not gonna lose!
[19:56] ---
    In the end,
[19:57] ---
    which of them will the goddess
    of victory smile upon?!
[20:09] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Cheer Cheer Cheer
[20:11] ---
    Goal!
[20:13] ---
    But who is the winner?!
SIGN    Photo Finish Please wait a moment.
[20:16] ---
    Please wait for the results
    of the photo finish analysis!
SIGN    Photo Finish Please wait a moment.
SIGN    Photo Finish Please wait a moment.
[20:26] ---
    Afro!
SIGN    Decided! The Year of Keron
[20:28] ---
    Yes!
[20:29] ---
    Victory!
[20:30] ---
    D-Darn it!
SIGN    Awards Ceremony
[20:32] ---
    And so, congratulations!
SIGN    Silver Medal
[20:38] ---
    Silver medal!
SIGN    Bronze Medal
[20:40] ---
    A bronze medal over here!
[20:41] ---
    Wait a second!
[20:43] ---
    What do you mean, silver medal?
[20:45] ---
    That's the result of the
    photo finish analysis.
[20:47] ---
    Look!
SIGN    Afro x 2
[20:49] ---
    Afro x 2!
[20:51] ---
    So a shot from farther back reveals...
SIGN    Dasonu Maso
[20:54] ---
    Dasonu Maso!
SIGN    Crash
[20:56] ---
    Crash!
[20:59] ---
    Or, like, confused muddle?
[21:01] ---
    And so,
[21:03] ---
    next year will be the Year of Dasonu Maso!
[21:06] ---
    Good effort, everyone!
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[21:08] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
[21:09] ---
    This is what they call a punchline!
[21:12] ---
    And now that I've shown you how it's done,
[21:14] ---
    adios!
[21:22] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Year of the Dasonu Maso
[21:23] ---
    N-Next year's Space New Year's postcards...
[21:27] ---
    And so, after all that,
    the Year of the Frog...
[21:29] ---
    I mean, the Year of Keron...
     was not meant to be.
[21:33] ---
    Have a good evening.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Right now, we are riding on
    a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    We're passing through a sea of stars,
    on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
SIGN    Suddenly!!
SIGN    556 bursts in!!
[23:09] ---
    My beloved Dangal!
[23:11] ---
    As you know, it's a ripoff of Gundam,
[23:13] ---
    and when I accidentally bought it as a kid,
[23:15] ---
    I became a laughingstock,
[23:17] ---
    but now it's a precious treasure
    among hardcore fans!
[23:20] ---
    That aside,
SIGN    Modeler Soul
[23:21] ---
    it's moving!
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: You Get One Chance, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Dangal Rising, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    Those two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!