E75 - Momoka's Awakening! The Third Momoka, Sir!

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    Here we go!
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    "Sore ike~!!!"
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    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
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    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
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    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
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    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
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    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
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    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
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    You're bound to mess up.
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    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
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    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
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    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
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    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
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    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
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    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
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    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
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    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
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    Let's do everything and anything!
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    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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    Let's just give it a go.
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    Paatto itcho yarimashou
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    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
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    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
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    It's more fun when you're brainless.
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    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
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    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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    Let's just give it a go.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
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    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
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    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
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    Isn't it time we did something about that?
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    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
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    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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    Let's just give it a go.
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    Paatto itcho yarimashou
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    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
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    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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    Good job!
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    "Gokurousan!!!"
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    This is Scotland!
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    For Nishizawa Momoka-chan
    and her father, Baio-san,
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    today is the day
    for their weekly tea party.
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    Baio-san is the president
    of the Nishizawa Group,
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    which controls nearly half
    of the world's economy.
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    By the by, Momoka.
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    Yes?
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    Are things going well
    with that Hinata Fuyuki-kun?
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    What?!
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    G-Going well? Oh, please...
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    I want to invite him to this castle
    one week from now and do a test.
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    A... test?
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    That's right.
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    This is a matter that concerns
    the future of the Nishizawa Group.
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    Do you understand, Momoka?
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    This is it. This is it! This! Is! It!
[02:23] ---
    Inviting Fuyuki-kun over for a test...
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    What's that long face for?!
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    It's about time this day arrived!
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    The old man wants to test
    Fuyuki-kun to see if he's worthy
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    of becoming a successor
    to the Nishizawa Group!
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    But in the end, Fuyuki-kun is just an
    ordinary middle school student.
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    Will he possibly be able
    to pass Father's test?
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    Don't give me that "will he pass" crap!
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    You're gonna make him pass!
[02:48] ---
    What?
[02:53] ---
    Momoka's Awakening!
    The Third Momoka, Sir!
SIGN    75th Pekopon Invasion Meeting
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    Pardon us for dropping in on you.
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    Not at all. Welcome to our humble abode.
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    So? What's going on here, Tamama?
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    What idiot brings Pekoponians
    to a Pekopon Invasion Meeting?!
[03:11] ---
    That thought did occur to me,
    but Momocchi insisted...
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    And it was not like we were
    going to have a serious meeting.
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    You have a point there, sir.
[03:21] ---
    What are you admitting to it?!
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    Um, I did think it might be an imposition,
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    but this concerns Fuyuki-kun,
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    so I would very much like to
    have all of your cooperation.
[03:31] ---
    Something that concerns Master Fuyuki?
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    My father is going to test Fuyuki-kun soon
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    to see if he is worthy of being
    president of the Nishizawa Group.
[03:42] ---
    Oh!
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    So the favor I need from you
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    is to train Fuyuki-kun,
    so he can pass this test!
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    And to do it in such a way that
    Fuyuki-kun doesn't notice it.
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    In terms of subjects
    expected to be on the test:
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    English, French, German, Latin,
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    economics, law, politics, physics,
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    astronomy, pharmacology, engineering,
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    martial arts, marksmanship, music, crafts,
SIGN    Uh huh...
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    cooking, tea, flower arranging,
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    and so on and so forth.
[04:10] ---
    I suppose that about covers it.
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    Hey, what should we do?
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    Training Fukki is impossible,
    no matter how you think about it.
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    This is completely unrelated
    to our invasion of Pekopon.
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    Don't get involved!
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    It'd be a pain, anyway.
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    As the budget for this project,
SIGN    Check Amount 50,000,000,000 Authorized Issuer Nishizawa Momoka
[04:28] ---
    we have taken the liberty of readying
    the meager sum of 50 billion yen.
[04:31] ---
    F-Fifty billion yen?!
SIGN    50 Billion
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    We'll do it! We'll do it!
    We'll get right to it!
[04:37] ---
    Keroro, you dumbo!
[04:41] ---
    The plan is to keep costs low
    and save money,
[04:43] ---
    so the Keroro Platoon can
    pocket the rest, sir!
[04:47] ---
    Are you sure we can do that?
[04:49] ---
    Or, like, skimming profits?
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    So I'm counting on you,
    Sergeant Major Kululu, sir.
[04:55] ---
    This has gotten interesting.
[04:57] ---
    I'll go all-out to cut costs
    and get this done.
SIGN    And, Three Days Later
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    And, three days later...
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    Welcome, Fuyuki-kun.
[05:10] ---
    Hello, Nishizawa-san.
[05:11] ---
    We have been waiting for you, Master Fuyuki.
[05:14] ---
    Come, this way, please.
[05:16] ---
    Thanks for having me.
[05:19] ---
    Are you really done already?
[05:21] ---
    The Keroro Platoon's motto is
    "speed first," after all, ma'am.
[05:25] ---
    You had better not be trying to swindle us
    with some half-baked method.
SIGN    Eep
[05:29] ---
    N-Not at all, ma'am.
[05:31] ---
    And Fuyuki-kun had better
    not know what's going on!
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    We're fine on that score as well, ma'am.
[05:36] ---
    We told Master Fuyuki that this was
    special training for a quiz show.
SIGN    Win
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    When we said the prize for winning
    was an occult tour around the world,
[05:43] ---
    he readily agreed to do it, ma'am.
[05:46] ---
    I see!
[05:47] ---
    Sarge, let's get going!
[05:49] ---
    See? Perfect, right?
SIGN    Conversational English
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    To start with, the first subject
    is conversational English.
SIGN    I am Melody Honey.
[05:55] ---
    Blah, blah, blah, blah. Uh huh?
SIGN    What year are you in elementary school?
SIGN    I am a middle school student.
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    Oh, oh. Bla-blah, bla-bla.
SIGN    I may not look it, but I am Hinata Fuyuki.
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    Blah, blah, bla-blah. Oh, oh.
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    Ooh, what superb King's English, sir!
[06:04] ---
    Oh, blah, blah!
[06:05] ---
    How magnificent!
[06:05] ---
    Oh, oh.
SIGN    Advanced Mathematics
[06:08] ---
    Next up, advanced mathematics.
[06:11] ---
    Whoa! He would put even
    Einstein to shame, sir!
[06:14] ---
    This is even more marvelous!
[06:17] ---
    And on to cooking.
[06:21] ---
    A flambé, brilliantly executed
    as the finishing touch, sir.
[06:26] ---
    Now, after this, Fuyuki-kun moved on to...
[06:28] ---
    ...pharmacology, astronomy, tea,
    flower arranging, music, crafts...
SIGN    Calligraphy Speed Reading Guitar
[06:35] ---
    So on and so forth.
    And he pulled them all off brilliantly!
SIGN    Marksmanship Bird Watching Braille
[06:42] ---
    And finally, they came to
    the final subject... martial arts!
[06:49] ---
    Somehow, Fuyuki-kun seems
     so powerful today.
[06:53] ---
    Milady, are you really certain about this?
[06:56] ---
    Paul, there is no need to go easy on him.
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    For if he cannot overcome this,
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    Father will not approve
    of Fuyuki-kun to be my husband.
[07:06] ---
    Then I will not hold back.
[07:16] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's going to lose!
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    I... I yield!
[07:27] ---
    Wow.
[07:27] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's incredible...
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    In all my life, this is only the second time
[07:36] ---
    that I, Paul, have been defeated so soundly.
[07:39] ---
    The first time, of course,
    was to Master Nishizawa.
[07:42] ---
    This power...
[07:44] ---
    He is truly worthy of being the
    successor to the Nishizawa Group!
[07:48] ---
    Master Keroro,
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    you have done well to train
    Master Fuyuki to this point.
[07:52] ---
    He'll be able to pass the test
    without a doubt now.
[07:56] ---
    Well, I'm most pleased
    that you're happy, sir.
[07:59] ---
    Hey, Sarge.
[08:01] ---
    Can I take this off already? It's so stuffy.
[08:05] ---
    These suits are well-constructed,
[08:07] ---
    but it'd be against the rules
    to use them in a quiz show.
[08:11] ---
    No!
[08:12] ---
    Master Fuyuki,
    you can't take that off here!
[08:12] ---
    I'm so hot.
[08:15] ---
    Pekoponian suits made for Pekoponians?
[08:18] ---
    You crook.
[08:20] ---
    That's freaking cheating!
[08:22] ---
    Have mercy!
[08:29] ---
    They've got supercomputers built in,
     and they're superb devices
[08:32] ---
    that let you do anything perfectly
    just by wearing them, you know.
[08:36] ---
    They look natural, too.
[08:37] ---
    As long as Master Fuyuki doesn't take
    them off during the test or something,
[08:39] ---
    no one will ever know, ma'am.
[08:42] ---
    It seems you do not understand
    what it is that I requested.
[08:47] ---
    Such sleight of hand methods
     are no good!
[08:50] ---
    After all, what Fuyuki-kun is being
    tested on is his own capabilities.
[08:53] ---
    That's easy for you to say,
[08:54] ---
    but Lady Momoka,
    you're trying to make him do things
[08:56] ---
    that are far beyond the level
    of middle school students,
[08:59] ---
    so it'd be impossible
    without tactics like this.
[09:01] ---
    I knew that normal ways
    would be hopeless,
[09:04] ---
    and that's why I came to you bozos!
[09:05] ---
    What do you think
    the 50 billion budget's for?!
[09:09] ---
    Use your head a little! Your head!
[09:14] ---
    So, in short, Hinata Fuyuki
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    Owowowowowowowow!
[09:16] ---
    just has to acquire abilities that
    are on par with Nishizawa Baio, right?
[09:18] ---
    That hurts!
[09:19] ---
    It should!
[09:19] ---
    Th-Th-That hurts, sir!
[09:20] ---
    Then there's a quicker and easier way.
[09:20] ---
    That hurts, ma'am! Owowowow!
[09:24] ---
    Is there?
[09:26] ---
    We just take Nishizawa Baio's abilities
[09:28] ---
    and install them directly
    into Hinata Fuyuki's brain.
[09:32] ---
    What?!
[09:34] ---
    You can do that?!
[09:36] ---
    Now we're talking.
[09:38] ---
    You should've done that
    in the first place!
[09:40] ---
    Kululu, are you really sure about this?
[09:43] ---
    Leave it to me.
[09:45] ---
    However, it's going to cost just a bit.
[09:49] ---
    Gero!
[09:51] ---
    That much?!
[09:52] ---
    What needs to be done,
    needs to be done, sir.
[10:17] ---
    This is Komawari.
[10:19] ---
    Receiving Nishizawa Baio's intellectual data.
[10:24] ---
    The scan will be complete soon!
[10:26] ---
    Or, like, prepared pronto?
[10:29] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[10:31] ---
    If Father's abilities get
    installed straight into him,
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    there's no doubt he'll pass.
[10:37] ---
    But...
[10:39] ---
    But am I really all right with that?
[10:41] ---
    Yeah, it's all right!
    What a time to have doubts!
[10:46] ---
    Coordinates confirmed!
[10:47] ---
    Target, locked on!
[10:49] ---
    Fire!
[10:50] ---
    Fire!
[10:58] ---
    Here it comes!
[11:04] ---
    What's that?
[11:05] ---
    A shooting star?
[11:07] ---
    All right!
[11:14] ---
    I just can't do it!
[11:17] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[11:26] ---
    You freaking idiot! What kind of a
    last-minute stunt was that?!
[11:30] ---
    But...
[11:31] ---
    "But," my foot!
[11:33] ---
    But... I...
[11:35] ---
    ...love Fuyuki-kun as he is right now!
[11:39] ---
    In truth, you must also...
[11:41] ---
    Hmph.
[11:55] ---
    What was that light just now?
[11:55] ---
    Ow, that hurt...
[11:56] ---
    There was some kind of flash, right?
[11:56] ---
    What just happened?
[12:01] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[12:02] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:05] ---
    Are you okay, Nishizawa-san?
[12:14] ---
    Nishizawa-san?
[12:16] ---
    Momoka has wound up bearing the
    full brunt of the strange light beam
[12:18] ---
    unleashed by the Keroro Platoon!
[12:19] ---
    Sh-She's acting a little strange...
[12:23] ---
    Th-This story will be continued
    after the commercial break!
[12:34] ---
    Now, the commercial break
    ended only moments ago, but...
[12:37] ---
    Ooh! Whoever this is, it appears we
    have a new character on the scene.
[12:43] ---
    Wait, what?! M-Momoka-chan?!
[12:49] ---
    What's going on, sir?!
[12:51] ---
    It seems someone pushed
    the emergency warning button
[12:54] ---
    in the command room!
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    Wh-Who are you?!
[13:04] ---
    My name is Nishizawa Momoka.
[13:08] ---
    Nothing more and nothing less.
[13:10] ---
    L-Lady Momoka?!
[13:14] ---
    I am changing the nature of my commission.
[13:16] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[13:19] ---
    The Keroro Platoon will
    prepare to invade the Earth.
[13:22] ---
    Prepare to invade Pekopon?!
[13:25] ---
    If Fuyuki-kun just
    takes control of the Earth,
[13:28] ---
    Father should have nothing
    to complain about.
[13:30] ---
    Hey, hey, isn't Lady Momoka
    acting kind of weird?
[13:33] ---
    The way Momocchi's talking
    is exactly like her father.
[13:38] ---
    Looks like Baio's data ended up
    getting installed into Momoka.
[13:43] ---
    What?!
[13:43] ---
    For real?!
[13:45] ---
    Not only that, but...
[13:46] ---
    Maybe it's because I used cheap parts...
[13:48] ---
    Even her personality's changed,
    and it shouldn't have.
[13:53] ---
    What are you furtively
    discussing over there?
[13:55] ---
    If you won't do it,
    I'll take the 50 billion back.
[13:58] ---
    Oh, wait! Wait!
[13:59] ---
    We will get right to it, sir!
[14:10] ---
    What is this?!
[14:15] ---
    Welcome...
[14:16] ---
    Huh?
[14:17] ---
    ...to the Peach Zeppelin.
[14:21] ---
    Nishizawa-san? You guys...
[14:23] ---
    Sarge, what's going on here?
[14:27] ---
    As of this moment today,
[14:29] ---
    you are to become the
    ruler of Pekopon, sir.
[14:32] ---
    Ruler?!
[14:37] ---
    Come, come. Just push that button there.
[14:41] ---
    Press that button, and my specially
    designed singular radio wave,
[14:46] ---
    the Fuyuki Halo 966 GHz, will be
    transmitted across the entire globe.
[14:50] ---
    Exposure to the radio wave
    for over 5 minutes
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    will cause all Pekoponians
    to worship you, Hinata Fuyuki.
[14:57] ---
    What?!
[15:03] ---
    Fuyuki Halo, ready for transmission!
[15:06] ---
    Or, like, standby status?
[15:08] ---
    Now, Fuyuki-kun, press the button.
[15:11] ---
    And you will become the ruler of the world.
[15:14] ---
    What's happened to you, Nishizawa-san?
[15:16] ---
    You're acting strange today.
[15:18] ---
    Master Fuyuki, it's okay!
[15:20] ---
    Just don't think about it
    too much and push it!
[15:22] ---
    Let's just give that thing a push!
[15:24] ---
    I can't do that!
[15:25] ---
    Why should I take over the world?!
[15:28] ---
    Then let me ask you this.
[15:30] ---
    What is the ideal world
    that you would wish for?
[15:33] ---
    What?
[15:34] ---
    That's...
[15:36] ---
    I want it to be a peaceful world.
[15:38] ---
    No wars, no struggles,
    no starvation! A peaceful world!
[15:42] ---
    Then you should have
    no reason to hesitate.
[15:45] ---
    Taking over the world is a necessary evil
    in order to achieve that ideal.
[15:50] ---
    That's not real peace!
[15:53] ---
    Everyone in the world just has to
    get along with each other, that's all!
[15:57] ---
    Even Earthlings and Keronians
    have become friends, after all!
[16:00] ---
    Gero!
[16:03] ---
    Then grant the ignorant masses
    that wisdom right this instant.
[16:07] ---
    If you leave them to their own devices,
[16:09] ---
    peace will never come to this world!
[16:11] ---
    Are you serious, Nishizawa-san?!
[16:13] ---
    Make the most of every opportunity.
[16:16] ---
    That is the Nishizawa Group's philosophy.
[16:19] ---
    Now, push it!
[16:21] ---
    I don't want to!
[16:23] ---
    My philosophy's different!
[16:26] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[16:27] ---
    Fukki is kind of cool!
[16:30] ---
    Yeah...
[16:31] ---
    Such a little boy...
[16:33] ---
    Then I will push it for you.
[16:36] ---
    You can't, Nishizawa-san!
[16:39] ---
    L-Let go!
[16:42] ---
    Nishizawa-san, you can't!
[16:45] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[16:46] ---
    Oh, Mr. Sergeant!
[16:48] ---
    How obstinate!
[16:50] ---
    You're the obstinate one!
[16:51] ---
    Both of you, stop!
[16:53] ---
    Shut up!
[16:55] ---
    Sarge?!
[16:59] ---
    Huh? It felt like I pushed some button...
[17:06] ---
    Fuyuki Halo, transmission has commenced!
[17:08] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Fuyufuyufuyu...
[17:17] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki...
[17:19] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki?
[17:20] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki. Hinata Fuyuki.
SIGN    Departing Flights Information
[17:26] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki. Hinata Fuyuki.
[17:32] ---
    Once you actually see
    the world under your rule,
[17:36] ---
    I imagine you'll change your mind.
[17:39] ---
    No...
[17:40] ---
    No, I can't let this happen!
[17:42] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
[18:08] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Do
[18:10] ---
    Master Fuyuki! I have come to help you!
[18:13] ---
    Dororo!
[18:17] ---
    Fuyuki-san has taken off on a flying board!
[18:22] ---
    Hmph! So he plans to
    destroy the transmitters!
[18:25] ---
    But destroying all the devices
    in less than 3 minutes
[18:30] ---
    is ultimately an impossible task.
[18:32] ---
    Even Earthlings and Keronians
    have become friends, after all!
[18:38] ---
    Keroro, moving out!
[18:39] ---
    Me, too!
[18:40] ---
    So am I!
[18:43] ---
    Oh, dear.
[18:49] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[18:50] ---
    Sarge?
[18:53] ---
    Sarge! You guys!
[18:56] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[18:58] ---
    Eat this!
[19:01] ---
    Uncle and the others are swarming
    around, destroying the transmitters!
[19:05] ---
    Or, like, raging fury?
[19:15] ---
    Time remaining is now under 30 seconds!
[19:18] ---
    Just one more!
[19:22] ---
    What happened?!
[19:24] ---
    I just slipped a little...
[19:26] ---
    Destroy that thing, fast!
[19:28] ---
    We're running out of time!
[19:29] ---
    Time remaining: 10 seconds!
[19:32] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[19:34] ---
    Four!
[19:35] ---
    Three!
[19:36] ---
    Two!
[19:36] ---
    One!
[19:38] ---
    Zero!
[19:48] ---
    Yahoo!
[19:51] ---
    All the transmitters have been destroyed.
[19:54] ---
    Or, like, system breakdown?
[19:56] ---
    What?
[19:57] ---
    Why?
[19:58] ---
    What am I doing just standing here?
[20:04] ---
    Huh? What was I doing?
[20:09] ---
    Operation failed.
[20:18] ---
    I will admit defeat, Fuyuki-kun.
[20:21] ---
    You have a heart that loves.
[20:22] ---
    And not just this world,
    but the entire universe.
[20:26] ---
    It must be that heart
    that draws even aliens to you.
[20:35] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[20:39] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[20:41] ---
    I want you to forever
    remain the way you are now.
[20:47] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[20:50] ---
    Nishizawa Baio's abilities were
    installed into Momoka, you see.
[20:54] ---
    What?
[20:55] ---
    But it looks like the effects have worn off.
[21:00] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun!
[21:01] ---
    Goodness gracious!
    How terribly bold of me!
[21:04] ---
    I'm so glad! It looks
    like you're back to normal.
[21:12] ---
    Um, Father?
[21:14] ---
    About the test for Fuyuki-kun...
[21:17] ---
    Oh, yes, yes.
[21:19] ---
    The thing I want Fuyuki-kun to test...
[21:22] ---
    ...is this.
[21:23] ---
    It's a new product that the
    Nishizawa Group is currently developing.
[21:26] ---
    What?
[21:28] ---
    Put this band on,
[21:30] ---
    and it makes your head
    feel cool and clear,
[21:33] ---
    making you study three times
    more efficiently than normal!
[21:36] ---
    We call it the Einstein Band!
SIGN    Einstein Band
[21:39] ---
    We plan to advertise it heavily
    in manga magazines,
[21:43] ---
    but I thought we'd get him
    to try it before we did that.
[21:46] ---
    Fa... ther...
[21:48] ---
    That was a confusing way to put it!
[21:54] ---
    Yes! The Platoon is in the black
    for the first time ever, sir!
[21:57] ---
    What?!
[21:58] ---
    I see!
[21:59] ---
    Then, let's take that money and
    build an even bigger airship this time!
[22:03] ---
    If we transmit the
    Keroro Halo from there,
[22:05] ---
    we'll have control of
    Pekopon in one fell swoop!
[22:07] ---
    I say we're in the black,
    but it's only by 500 yen.
[22:11] ---
    It was the same old, same old
    for the sergeant and the platoon.
[22:11] ---
    I mean, it kind of can't be helped, right?
[22:14] ---
    Airships are pretty expensive, you know.
[22:14] ---
    It may be cliché to say this,
    but ordinary really is best, isn't it?
[22:16] ---
    Want to give it another try?
[22:18] ---
    Gero?
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    Natsumi here.
[23:53] ---
    The other day, there was a woman
    being harassed on the train.
[23:56] ---
    Then a second man came to her rescue.
[24:00] ---
    He didn't seem all that dependable,
    but it was so cool of him!
[24:03] ---
    Maybe that incident will lead to
    romance blossoming between them!
[24:06] ---
    Never mind that. Next time, we
    invite you all on a trip to the moon!
[24:10] ---
    "The Keroro Platoon:
    Fly Me to the Moon, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    It'll be yet another whole episode.
    How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!