# E75 - Momoka's Awakening! The Third Momoka, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX75VX/momokas-awakening-the-third-momoka-sir)
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Here we go!
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"Sore ike~!!!"
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Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
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Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
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Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
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Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
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Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
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You're bound to mess up.
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Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
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For times like that: irresponsibility!
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Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
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Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
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Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
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You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
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Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
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And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
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Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
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Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
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It's more fun when you're brainless.
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Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
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Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
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Isn't it time we did something about that?
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Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Good job!
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"Gokurousa~n!!!"
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This is Scotland!
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For Nishizawa Momoka-chan
and her father, Baio-san,
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today is the day
for their weekly tea party.
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Baio-san is the president
of the Nishizawa Group,
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which controls nearly half
of the world's economy.
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By the by, Momoka.
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Yes?
**[01:49] ---**
Are things going well
with that Hinata Fuyuki-kun?
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What?!
**[01:53] ---**
G-Going well? Oh, please...
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I want to invite him to this castle
one week from now and do a test.
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A... test?
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That's right.
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This is a matter that concerns
the future of the Nishizawa Group.
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Do you understand, Momoka?
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This is it. This is it! This! Is! It!
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Inviting Fuyuki-kun over for a test...
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What's that long face for?!
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It's about time this day arrived!
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The old man wants to test
Fuyuki-kun to see if he's worthy
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of becoming a successor
to the Nishizawa Group!
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But in the end, Fuyuki-kun is just an
ordinary middle school student.
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Will he possibly be able
to pass Father's test?
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Don't give me that "will he pass" crap!
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You're gonna make him pass!
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What?
**[02:53] ---**
Momoka's Awakening!
The Third Momoka, Sir!
***SIGN*** 75th Pekopon Invasion Meeting
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Pardon us for dropping in on you.
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Not at all. Welcome to our humble abode.
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So? What's going on here, Tamama?
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What idiot brings Pekoponians
to a Pekopon Invasion Meeting?!
**[03:11] ---**
That thought did occur to me,
but Momocchi insisted...
**[03:16] ---**
And it was not like we were
going to have a serious meeting.
**[03:19] ---**
You have a point there, sir.
**[03:21] ---**
What are you admitting to it?!
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Um, I did think it might be an imposition,
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but this concerns Fuyuki-kun,
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so I would very much like to
have all of your cooperation.
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Something that concerns Master Fuyuki?
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My father is going to test Fuyuki-kun soon
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to see if he is worthy of being
president of the Nishizawa Group.
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Oh!
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So the favor I need from you
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is to train Fuyuki-kun,
so he can pass this test!
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And to do it in such a way that
Fuyuki-kun doesn't notice it.
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In terms of subjects
expected to be on the test:
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English, French, German, Latin,
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economics, law, politics, physics,
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astronomy, pharmacology, engineering,
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martial arts, marksmanship, music, crafts,
***SIGN*** Uh huh...
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cooking, tea, flower arranging,
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and so on and so forth.
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I suppose that about covers it.
**[04:13] ---**
Hey, what should we do?
**[04:14] ---**
Training Fukki is impossible,
no matter how you think about it.
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This is completely unrelated
to our invasion of Pekopon.
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Don't get involved!
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It'd be a pain, anyway.
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As the budget for this project,
***SIGN*** Check Amount 50,000,000,000 Authorized Issuer Nishizawa Momoka
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we have taken the liberty of readying
the meager sum of 50 billion yen.
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F-Fifty billion yen?!
***SIGN*** 50 Billion
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We'll do it! We'll do it!
We'll get right to it!
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Keroro, you dumbo!
**[04:41] ---**
The plan is to keep costs low
and save money,
**[04:43] ---**
so the Keroro Platoon can
pocket the rest, sir!
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Are you sure we can do that?
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Or, like, skimming profits?
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So I'm counting on you,
Sergeant Major Kululu, sir.
**[04:55] ---**
This has gotten interesting.
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I'll go all-out to cut costs
and get this done.
***SIGN*** And, Three Days Later
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And, three days later...
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Welcome, Fuyuki-kun.
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Hello, Nishizawa-san.
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We have been waiting for you, Master Fuyuki.
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Come, this way, please.
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Thanks for having me.
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Are you really done already?
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The Keroro Platoon's motto is
"speed first," after all, ma'am.
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You had better not be trying to swindle us
with some half-baked method.
***SIGN*** Eep
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N-Not at all, ma'am.
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And Fuyuki-kun had better
not know what's going on!
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We're fine on that score as well, ma'am.
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We told Master Fuyuki that this was
special training for a quiz show.
***SIGN*** Win
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When we said the prize for winning
was an occult tour around the world,
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he readily agreed to do it, ma'am.
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I see!
**[05:47] ---**
Sarge, let's get going!
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See? Perfect, right?
***SIGN*** Conversational English
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To start with, the first subject
is conversational English.
***SIGN*** I am Melody Honey.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah. Uh huh?
***SIGN*** What year are you in elementary school?
***SIGN*** I am a middle school student.
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Oh, oh. Bla-blah, bla-bla.
***SIGN*** I may not look it, but I am Hinata Fuyuki.
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Blah, blah, bla-blah. Oh, oh.
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Ooh, what superb King's English, sir!
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Oh, blah, blah!
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How magnificent!
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Oh, oh.
***SIGN*** Advanced Mathematics
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Next up, advanced mathematics.
**[06:11] ---**
Whoa! He would put even
Einstein to shame, sir!
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This is even more marvelous!
**[06:17] ---**
And on to cooking.
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A flambé, brilliantly executed
as the finishing touch, sir.
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Now, after this, Fuyuki-kun moved on to...
**[06:28] ---**
...pharmacology, astronomy, tea,
flower arranging, music, crafts...
***SIGN*** Calligraphy Speed Reading Guitar
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So on and so forth.
And he pulled them all off brilliantly!
***SIGN*** Marksmanship Bird Watching Braille
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And finally, they came to
the final subject... martial arts!
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Somehow, Fuyuki-kun seems
so powerful today.
**[06:53] ---**
Milady, are you really certain about this?
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Paul, there is no need to go easy on him.
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For if he cannot overcome this,
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Father will not approve
of Fuyuki-kun to be my husband.
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Then I will not hold back.
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Fuyuki-kun's going to lose!
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I... I yield!
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Wow.
**[07:27] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's incredible...
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In all my life, this is only the second time
**[07:36] ---**
that I, Paul, have been defeated so soundly.
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The first time, of course,
was to Master Nishizawa.
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This power...
**[07:44] ---**
He is truly worthy of being the
successor to the Nishizawa Group!
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Master Keroro,
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you have done well to train
Master Fuyuki to this point.
**[07:52] ---**
He'll be able to pass the test
without a doubt now.
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Well, I'm most pleased
that you're happy, sir.
**[07:59] ---**
Hey, Sarge.
**[08:01] ---**
Can I take this off already? It's so stuffy.
**[08:05] ---**
These suits are well-constructed,
**[08:07] ---**
but it'd be against the rules
to use them in a quiz show.
**[08:11] ---**
No!
**[08:12] ---**
Master Fuyuki,
you can't take that off here!
**[08:12] ---**
I'm so hot.
**[08:15] ---**
Pekoponian suits made for Pekoponians?
**[08:18] ---**
You crook.
**[08:20] ---**
That's freaking cheating!
**[08:22] ---**
Have mercy!
**[08:29] ---**
They've got supercomputers built in,
and they're superb devices
**[08:32] ---**
that let you do anything perfectly
just by wearing them, you know.
**[08:36] ---**
They look natural, too.
**[08:37] ---**
As long as Master Fuyuki doesn't take
them off during the test or something,
**[08:39] ---**
no one will ever know, ma'am.
**[08:42] ---**
It seems you do not understand
what it is that I requested.
**[08:47] ---**
Such sleight of hand methods
are no good!
**[08:50] ---**
After all, what Fuyuki-kun is being
tested on is his own capabilities.
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That's easy for you to say,
**[08:54] ---**
but Lady Momoka,
you're trying to make him do things
**[08:56] ---**
that are far beyond the level
of middle school students,
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so it'd be impossible
without tactics like this.
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I knew that normal ways
would be hopeless,
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and that's why I came to you bozos!
**[09:05] ---**
What do you think
the 50 billion budget's for?!
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Use your head a little! Your head!
**[09:14] ---**
So, in short, Hinata Fuyuki
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Owowowowowowowow!
**[09:16] ---**
just has to acquire abilities that
are on par with Nishizawa Baio, right?
**[09:18] ---**
That hurts!
**[09:19] ---**
It should!
**[09:19] ---**
Th-Th-That hurts, sir!
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Then there's a quicker and easier way.
**[09:20] ---**
That hurts, ma'am! Owowowow!
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Is there?
**[09:26] ---**
We just take Nishizawa Baio's abilities
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and install them directly
into Hinata Fuyuki's brain.
**[09:32] ---**
What?!
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You can do that?!
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Now we're talking.
**[09:38] ---**
You should've done that
in the first place!
**[09:40] ---**
Kululu, are you really sure about this?
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Leave it to me.
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However, it's going to cost just a bit.
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Gero!
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That much?!
**[09:52] ---**
What needs to be done,
needs to be done, sir.
**[10:17] ---**
This is Komawari.
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Receiving Nishizawa Baio's intellectual data.
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The scan will be complete soon!
**[10:26] ---**
Or, like, prepared pronto?
**[10:29] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[10:31] ---**
If Father's abilities get
installed straight into him,
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there's no doubt he'll pass.
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But...
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But am I really all right with that?
**[10:41] ---**
Yeah, it's all right!
What a time to have doubts!
**[10:46] ---**
Coordinates confirmed!
**[10:47] ---**
Target, locked on!
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Fire!
**[10:50] ---**
Fire!
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Here it comes!
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What's that?
**[11:05] ---**
A shooting star?
**[11:07] ---**
All right!
**[11:14] ---**
I just can't do it!
**[11:17] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:26] ---**
You freaking idiot! What kind of a
last-minute stunt was that?!
**[11:30] ---**
But...
**[11:31] ---**
"But," my foot!
**[11:33] ---**
But... I...
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...love Fuyuki-kun as he is right now!
**[11:39] ---**
In truth, you must also...
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Hmph.
**[11:55] ---**
What was that light just now?
**[11:55] ---**
Ow, that hurt...
**[11:56] ---**
There was some kind of flash, right?
**[11:56] ---**
What just happened?
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Nishizawa-san!
**[12:02] ---**
What's wrong?
**[12:05] ---**
Are you okay, Nishizawa-san?
**[12:14] ---**
Nishizawa-san?
**[12:16] ---**
Momoka has wound up bearing the
full brunt of the strange light beam
**[12:18] ---**
unleashed by the Keroro Platoon!
**[12:19] ---**
Sh-She's acting a little strange...
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Th-This story will be continued
after the commercial break!
**[12:34] ---**
Now, the commercial break
ended only moments ago, but...
**[12:37] ---**
Ooh! Whoever this is, it appears we
have a new character on the scene.
**[12:43] ---**
Wait, what?! M-Momoka-chan?!
**[12:49] ---**
What's going on, sir?!
**[12:51] ---**
It seems someone pushed
the emergency warning button
**[12:54] ---**
in the command room!
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Wh-Who are you?!
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My name is Nishizawa Momoka.
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Nothing more and nothing less.
**[13:10] ---**
L-Lady Momoka?!
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I am changing the nature of my commission.
**[13:16] ---**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[13:19] ---**
The Keroro Platoon will
prepare to invade the Earth.
**[13:22] ---**
Prepare to invade Pekopon?!
**[13:25] ---**
If Fuyuki-kun just
takes control of the Earth,
**[13:28] ---**
Father should have nothing
to complain about.
**[13:30] ---**
Hey, hey, isn't Lady Momoka
acting kind of weird?
**[13:33] ---**
The way Momocchi's talking
is exactly like her father.
**[13:38] ---**
Looks like Baio's data ended up
getting installed into Momoka.
**[13:43] ---**
What?!
**[13:43] ---**
For real?!
**[13:45] ---**
Not only that, but...
**[13:46] ---**
Maybe it's because I used cheap parts...
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Even her personality's changed,
and it shouldn't have.
**[13:53] ---**
What are you furtively
discussing over there?
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If you won't do it,
I'll take the 50 billion back.
**[13:58] ---**
Oh, wait! Wait!
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We will get right to it, sir!
**[14:10] ---**
What is this?!
**[14:15] ---**
Welcome...
**[14:16] ---**
Huh?
**[14:17] ---**
...to the Peach Zeppelin.
**[14:21] ---**
Nishizawa-san? You guys...
**[14:23] ---**
Sarge, what's going on here?
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As of this moment today,
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you are to become the
ruler of Pekopon, sir.
**[14:32] ---**
Ruler?!
**[14:37] ---**
Come, come. Just push that button there.
**[14:41] ---**
Press that button, and my specially
designed singular radio wave,
**[14:46] ---**
the Fuyuki Halo 966 GHz, will be
transmitted across the entire globe.
**[14:50] ---**
Exposure to the radio wave
for over 5 minutes
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will cause all Pekoponians
to worship you, Hinata Fuyuki.
**[14:57] ---**
What?!
**[15:03] ---**
Fuyuki Halo, ready for transmission!
**[15:06] ---**
Or, like, standby status?
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Now, Fuyuki-kun, press the button.
**[15:11] ---**
And you will become the ruler of the world.
**[15:14] ---**
What's happened to you, Nishizawa-san?
**[15:16] ---**
You're acting strange today.
**[15:18] ---**
Master Fuyuki, it's okay!
**[15:20] ---**
Just don't think about it
too much and push it!
**[15:22] ---**
Let's just give that thing a push!
**[15:24] ---**
I can't do that!
**[15:25] ---**
Why should I take over the world?!
**[15:28] ---**
Then let me ask you this.
**[15:30] ---**
What is the ideal world
that you would wish for?
**[15:33] ---**
What?
**[15:34] ---**
That's...
**[15:36] ---**
I want it to be a peaceful world.
**[15:38] ---**
No wars, no struggles,
no starvation! A peaceful world!
**[15:42] ---**
Then you should have
no reason to hesitate.
**[15:45] ---**
Taking over the world is a necessary evil
in order to achieve that ideal.
**[15:50] ---**
That's not real peace!
**[15:53] ---**
Everyone in the world just has to
get along with each other, that's all!
**[15:57] ---**
Even Earthlings and Keronians
have become friends, after all!
**[16:00] ---**
Gero!
**[16:03] ---**
Then grant the ignorant masses
that wisdom right this instant.
**[16:07] ---**
If you leave them to their own devices,
**[16:09] ---**
peace will never come to this world!
**[16:11] ---**
Are you serious, Nishizawa-san?!
**[16:13] ---**
Make the most of every opportunity.
**[16:16] ---**
That is the Nishizawa Group's philosophy.
**[16:19] ---**
Now, push it!
**[16:21] ---**
I don't want to!
**[16:23] ---**
My philosophy's different!
**[16:26] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[16:27] ---**
Fukki is kind of cool!
**[16:30] ---**
Yeah...
**[16:31] ---**
Such a little boy...
**[16:33] ---**
Then I will push it for you.
**[16:36] ---**
You can't, Nishizawa-san!
**[16:39] ---**
L-Let go!
**[16:42] ---**
Nishizawa-san, you can't!
**[16:45] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[16:46] ---**
Oh, Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:48] ---**
How obstinate!
**[16:50] ---**
You're the obstinate one!
**[16:51] ---**
Both of you, stop!
**[16:53] ---**
Shut up!
**[16:55] ---**
Sarge?!
**[16:59] ---**
Huh? It felt like I pushed some button...
**[17:06] ---**
Fuyuki Halo, transmission has commenced!
**[17:08] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Fuyufuyufuyu...
**[17:17] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki...
**[17:19] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki?
**[17:20] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki. Hinata Fuyuki.
***SIGN*** Departing Flights Information
**[17:26] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki. Hinata Fuyuki.
**[17:32] ---**
Once you actually see
the world under your rule,
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I imagine you'll change your mind.
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No...
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No, I can't let this happen!
**[17:42] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
**[18:08] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Do
**[18:10] ---**
Master Fuyuki! I have come to help you!
**[18:13] ---**
Dororo!
**[18:17] ---**
Fuyuki-san has taken off on a flying board!
**[18:22] ---**
Hmph! So he plans to
destroy the transmitters!
**[18:25] ---**
But destroying all the devices
in less than 3 minutes
**[18:30] ---**
is ultimately an impossible task.
**[18:32] ---**
Even Earthlings and Keronians
have become friends, after all!
**[18:38] ---**
Keroro, moving out!
**[18:39] ---**
Me, too!
**[18:40] ---**
So am I!
**[18:43] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[18:49] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[18:50] ---**
Sarge?
**[18:53] ---**
Sarge! You guys!
**[18:56] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[18:58] ---**
Eat this!
**[19:01] ---**
Uncle and the others are swarming
around, destroying the transmitters!
**[19:05] ---**
Or, like, raging fury?
**[19:15] ---**
Time remaining is now under 30 seconds!
**[19:18] ---**
Just one more!
**[19:22] ---**
What happened?!
**[19:24] ---**
I just slipped a little...
**[19:26] ---**
Destroy that thing, fast!
**[19:28] ---**
We're running out of time!
**[19:29] ---**
Time remaining: 10 seconds!
**[19:32] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[19:34] ---**
Four!
**[19:35] ---**
Three!
**[19:36] ---**
Two!
**[19:36] ---**
One!
**[19:38] ---**
Zero!
**[19:48] ---**
Yahoo!
**[19:51] ---**
All the transmitters have been destroyed.
**[19:54] ---**
Or, like, system breakdown?
**[19:56] ---**
What?
**[19:57] ---**
Why?
**[19:58] ---**
What am I doing just standing here?
**[20:04] ---**
Huh? What was I doing?
**[20:09] ---**
Operation failed.
**[20:18] ---**
I will admit defeat, Fuyuki-kun.
**[20:21] ---**
You have a heart that loves.
**[20:22] ---**
And not just this world,
but the entire universe.
**[20:26] ---**
It must be that heart
that draws even aliens to you.
**[20:35] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[20:39] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[20:41] ---**
I want you to forever
remain the way you are now.
**[20:47] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[20:50] ---**
Nishizawa Baio's abilities were
installed into Momoka, you see.
**[20:54] ---**
What?
**[20:55] ---**
But it looks like the effects have worn off.
**[21:00] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun!
**[21:01] ---**
Goodness gracious!
How terribly bold of me!
**[21:04] ---**
I'm so glad! It looks
like you're back to normal.
**[21:12] ---**
Um, Father?
**[21:14] ---**
About the test for Fuyuki-kun...
**[21:17] ---**
Oh, yes, yes.
**[21:19] ---**
The thing I want Fuyuki-kun to test...
**[21:22] ---**
...is this.
**[21:23] ---**
It's a new product that the
Nishizawa Group is currently developing.
**[21:26] ---**
What?
**[21:28] ---**
Put this band on,
**[21:30] ---**
and it makes your head
feel cool and clear,
**[21:33] ---**
making you study three times
more efficiently than normal!
**[21:36] ---**
We call it the Einstein Band!
***SIGN*** Einstein Band
**[21:39] ---**
We plan to advertise it heavily
in manga magazines,
**[21:43] ---**
but I thought we'd get him
to try it before we did that.
**[21:46] ---**
Fa... ther...
**[21:48] ---**
That was a confusing way to put it!
**[21:54] ---**
Yes! The Platoon is in the black
for the first time ever, sir!
**[21:57] ---**
What?!
**[21:58] ---**
I see!
**[21:59] ---**
Then, let's take that money and
build an even bigger airship this time!
**[22:03] ---**
If we transmit the
Keroro Halo from there,
**[22:05] ---**
we'll have control of
Pekopon in one fell swoop!
**[22:07] ---**
I say we're in the black,
but it's only by 500 yen.
**[22:11] ---**
It was the same old, same old
for the sergeant and the platoon.
**[22:11] ---**
I mean, it kind of can't be helped, right?
**[22:14] ---**
Airships are pretty expensive, you know.
**[22:14] ---**
It may be cliché to say this,
but ordinary really is best, isn't it?
**[22:16] ---**
Want to give it another try?
**[22:18] ---**
Gero?
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Natsumi here.
**[23:53] ---**
The other day, there was a woman
being harassed on the train.
**[23:56] ---**
Then a second man came to her rescue.
**[24:00] ---**
He didn't seem all that dependable,
but it was so cool of him!
**[24:03] ---**
Maybe that incident will lead to
romance blossoming between them!
**[24:06] ---**
Never mind that. Next time, we
invite you all on a trip to the moon!
**[24:10] ---**
"The Keroro Platoon:
Fly Me to the Moon, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
It'll be yet another whole episode.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!