E89 - Giroro: The Man with Seven Faces, Sir! / Fuyuki: Let's Join the Occult Tournament, Sir!

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[00:02] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:31] ---
    Inside each person is several
    versions of that person.
[01:35] ---
    This is my "Where there's a will,
     there's a way" Oven.
[01:39] ---
    This machine brings a person's
    latent potential to the forefront
[01:43] ---
    and amplifies it several times over.
[01:45] ---
    Then, without further ado,
[01:46] ---
    let's try bringing out
    my talent as a commander!
[01:49] ---
    Yeah, because your talent as a commander
    is always lying idle, right, Mr. Sergeant?
[01:53] ---
    It's easy to use.
SIGN    Energy bullet?
[01:55] ---
    All you have to do is hold the energy bullet
    in there and wait for the ring.
[02:05] ---
    Baked sweet potato!
[02:07] ---
    Huh? What is this?
[02:10] ---
    It looks like there's been a mix-up.
SIGN    Energy Bullet
     (the real thing)
[02:14] ---
    Here's the real thing.
[02:28] ---
    Hey, what's the ruckus out here...
[02:32] ---
    Giroro!
[02:33] ---
    Giro...
[02:37] ---
    Giroro: The Man with Seven Faces, Sir!
SIGN    Rumble-Rumble-Rumble-Rumble
[02:42] ---
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!
SIGN    Shiver-Shiver Shiver-Shiver
SIGN    Float Float
SIGN    Stare
SIGN    Gloom
[02:49] ---
    Seven Giroros?
[02:50] ---
    It appears Corporal Giroro's quirks
[02:52] ---
    and aspects of his personality
[02:54] ---
    have split off and taken material form.
[02:58] ---
    What?!
[03:00] ---
    This is perfect.
[03:02] ---
    With seven of me, I'm invincible.
[03:04] ---
    Now we can bring Pekopon under
    our control in one stroke.
SIGN    Giroppe
[03:07] ---
    The cold-hearted soldier Giroro, Giroppe!
SIGN    Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget
[03:10] ---
    Wait a second! I want no part
    of something scary like that!
SIGN    Girorin
[03:14] ---
    The gutless Giroro, Girorin!
[03:16] ---
    Cleaning, cleaning, lalala!
SIGN    Fidget Fidget
    Fidget Fidget
SIGN    Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep
[03:19] ---
    The laundry's done!
SIGN    Girotchi
[03:23] ---
    The domestic Giroro, Girotchi!
[03:29] ---
    The one with a splendid smile, Giro-sama!
SIGN    Giro-sama
[03:31] ---
    Dumbo! What are you chuckling about?!
[03:34] ---
    "I see nothing wrong with laughing.
SIGN    Girokko's Poem
[03:37] ---
    And I see nothing wrong with resonance.
[03:39] ---
    After all, we're Keronians!"
SIGN    Girokko
[03:42] ---
    The postcard-penning poet, Girokko!
[03:45] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[03:48] ---
    Natsumi! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Giropon
[03:51] ---
    The Giroro who lives for love, Giropon!
[03:55] ---
    It's interesting with all the
    different Giroros, huh, Sis?
[03:58] ---
    This is no time to be amused!
[04:00] ---
    Tell me about it!
[04:01] ---
    Where there was one noisy red
    snowman, there are seven!
[04:04] ---
    What a pain...
[04:05] ---
    Whatever! Just turn me back to normal!
[04:07] ---
    Relax. Bring them all together,
[04:10] ---
    and it'll be a snap to
    return them to the fold.
[04:12] ---
    I refuse.
[04:13] ---
    What?!
[04:14] ---
    I'm going to dominate Pekopon right now!
[04:16] ---
    This invasion has been moving
    forward like molasses,
[04:19] ---
    and I'm going to actually carry it out!
[04:21] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[04:22] ---
    I won't let you do that!
[04:25] ---
    Amusing...
[04:26] ---
    You'll be the first casualty!
[04:28] ---
    That's enough out of you!
[04:32] ---
    He's fast!
[04:36] ---
    Checkmate!
[04:38] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[04:39] ---
    Wonderful!
[04:40] ---
    Oh, my! I have new respect for you,
[04:43] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
SIGN    Glare
[04:44] ---
    It's Giroppe.
[04:45] ---
    Corporal... Giroppe-san...
[04:48] ---
    With you on our side,
    the Keroro Platoon is invincible!
[04:50] ---
    Let's do our best together
    and take over Pekopon...
[04:54] ---
    Gero?!
[04:55] ---
    I have no intention of
    following a dumbo like you.
[04:58] ---
    I'm going to carry out the mission
    by relying on my own judgment.
[05:01] ---
    Don't!
[05:03] ---
    Sis!
[05:04] ---
    I won't let you get away with this!
[05:06] ---
    Without this woman around,
[05:08] ---
    your cowardly eyes will see the light, too.
SIGN    Glare
[05:12] ---
    Farewell!
[05:15] ---
    Oh, no, you don't!
[05:19] ---
    What fun.
[05:21] ---
    You think you can beat me?!
[05:30] ---
    Anyone who stands in my way
     will be eliminated.
[05:33] ---
    Ram it!
[05:34] ---
    Back me up, you dumbos!
[05:39] ---
    I'm scared...
[05:41] ---
    A locomotive running through
    a field of flowers.
[05:43] ---
    A whimsical angel and
     jewel-like marmalade!
[05:46] ---
    Forget it! They're all useless!
[05:51] ---
    That one!
[05:52] ---
    Let's run away together, Natsumi!
[05:55] ---
    W-Wait a second!
[05:57] ---
    Natsumi! Ram it! Our
    showdown will have to wait!
[06:01] ---
    Weakling...
[06:03] ---
    To be wrapped around a woman's finger...
[06:09] ---
    Sheesh! What do you mean by
     dragging me here?
[06:14] ---
    Will you...
[06:16] ---
    Will you come with me...
[06:19] ---
    ...and live a quiet, ordinary life
    by the seashore?
[06:24] ---
    What are you saying?
[06:26] ---
    I-In other words... I... I...
[06:29] ---
    Hi, Natsumi-chan.
[06:32] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai!
[06:34] ---
    What are you doing here?
[06:36] ---
    A-Actually, something happened to Giroro...
[06:39] ---
    S-Saburo...
[06:43] ---
    You jerkface!
[06:45] ---
    You think you can make Natsumi happy?!
[06:48] ---
    Do you really love Natsumi?!
[06:52] ---
    H-Hey! What are you talking about?!
[06:54] ---
    I'll test the depth of your love!
[06:58] ---
    I-Idiot! Stop it!
SIGN    Love
[07:00] ---
    Take this! Love-love Giropon attack!
[07:06] ---
    Secret weapon! Shining...
[07:13] ---
    S-Sorry. I just reacted...
[07:15] ---
    Giro...
[07:19] ---
    Listen, Natsumi!
[07:21] ---
    Stay in your room until the seven
    of me just become me again!
[07:26] ---
    And you guys do everything in
    your power to protect Natsumi!
[07:28] ---
    And you! You'd better not even
    look at Natsumi funny! Got it?!
[07:33] ---
    Hey, why don't we unite your selves
    after Giroppe invades Pekopon?
[07:38] ---
    Forget it! It's too dangerous
    to let him run around loose!
[07:42] ---
    But how are you going to capture him?
[07:44] ---
    Even Sis couldn't beat him.
[07:47] ---
    I hate to say it, but we just don't
    stand a chance against him.
[07:50] ---
    Okay, everyone! Teatime!
[07:57] ---
    Did you make this, Giroro?
[07:59] ---
    It's Girotchi.
[08:00] ---
    So the corporal has a
    family-oriented side, too.
[08:04] ---
    Thank you for the food!
SIGN    Awful...
[08:08] ---
    A-Awful...
[08:10] ---
    Crazy about something he's no good at?
[08:13] ---
    What shall I do?
[08:15] ---
    Forget about it.
[08:16] ---
    I'll order in a pizza.
[08:20] ---
    Hello? Imagawa Pizza?
[08:23] ---
    One large eggplant and bacon pizza,
    chewy crust.
SIGN    Ping
[08:26] ---
    For toppings, I want asparagus and
    Italian-style crust. Thank you!
[08:27] ---
    623-san's radio show!
[08:29] ---
    All right, here we are with
    another installment of 623 Radio!
[08:32] ---
    Tonight's poem that really grabbed me
[08:34] ---
    comes from Girokko-san of Inner-Tokyo!
[08:37] ---
    Yay! My poem!
[08:39] ---
    I can't wait!
[08:41] ---
    "The blue sky is laughing.
[08:42] ---
    The red roof is laughing, too.
[08:44] ---
    Lalala..."
[08:47] ---
    He came?
[08:51] ---
    I've come to crush you all.
[08:54] ---
    Give it up and become one
    with the rest of us!
[08:56] ---
    I refuse.
[08:58] ---
    In place of you spineless jerkfaces,
[09:00] ---
    I shall...
[09:02] ---
    ...become the real me!
[09:11] ---
    Argh!
[09:17] ---
    How can I beat him?!
[09:18] ---
    What's his weakness?!
[09:22] ---
    The end...
[09:30] ---
    You!
[09:31] ---
    I'm done running away. I'm going to fight...
[09:34] ---
    No one's ever going to
    call me a coward again!
SIGN    Instant kill!
[09:41] ---
    You're in the way.
[09:42] ---
    Instant kill!
[09:43] ---
    Beary, I fought like a true soldier...
[09:47] ---
    Gero!
[09:49] ---
    I totally saw that "loser pattern" coming.
[09:52] ---
    What?!
[09:54] ---
    Don't tell me...
[09:55] ---
    That "loser" quality is in all of my selves?
[10:01] ---
    Then he has the loser quality, too?!
[10:04] ---
    And if I can exploit that, I can win?!
[10:07] ---
    But I can't admit to having that quality!
[10:11] ---
    That's not me!
[10:25] ---
    I can't move...
[10:27] ---
    The one who moves first...
[10:29] ---
    ...loses.
[10:40] ---
    You're...
[10:41] ---
    ...the loser!
[10:56] ---
    Imagawa Pizza is here!
[11:04] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[11:06] ---
    My brother's delivery is late! I'm sorry!
[11:10] ---
    And so the curtain closed on the
    heroic battle of the seven Giroros
[11:14] ---
    and fortunately, Corporal Giroro
[11:16] ---
    returned to his original single self.
[11:20] ---
    Hi, loser!
[11:21] ---
    Up yours!
[11:31] ---
    Goodbyes come suddenly.
[11:35] ---
    I have a sad announcement to make today.
[11:38] ---
    The Occult Club is shutting down as of today.
SIGN    Shutting Down
[11:41] ---
    Shutting down?!
[11:42] ---
    A-All of a sudden?!
SIGN    Occult Club
[11:45] ---
    The principal called me in.
[11:47] ---
    I mean, you and I are
    the only members, right?
[11:51] ---
    The principal said we haven't shown any
    results, so can't let the club go on.
[11:55] ---
    B-But...
[11:58] ---
    My after school alone time with Fuyuki-kun...
[12:02] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[12:03] ---
    Thank you for everything!
[12:06] ---
    Thank you!
[12:07] ---
    Thank you! Thank you!
SIGN    Thank you Goodbye
[12:09] ---
    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
[12:15] ---
    Fuyuki: Let's Join the
    Occult Tournament, Sir!
[12:22] ---
    The Occult Club was shut down, huh?
[12:24] ---
    Yeah. It was the right time.
[12:27] ---
    Recently, the occult's been
    losing its novelty to me.
[12:30] ---
    Besides, we get plenty of occult
    in our daily lives here.
[12:34] ---
    That's true. With the aliens...
[12:36] ---
    I'm so busy!
[12:38] ---
    And the ghost...
[12:40] ---
    You remembered!
[12:42] ---
    And the Great Lord of Terror...
[12:44] ---
    Uncle, you forgot this!
[12:47] ---
    I think the occult is more
    mysterious and mystical, you know?
[12:52] ---
    But there's nothing adventurous
    about our situation...
[12:54] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[12:56] ---
    Gero!
[12:58] ---
    Wait a second!
[13:00] ---
    N-Nishizawa-san!
[13:03] ---
    Results, right?!
[13:04] ---
    We just need to get results, right?
[13:07] ---
    What are you talking about?
[13:08] ---
    The Occult Club!
[13:10] ---
    If we show results, the club
    won't be shut down, right?
[13:14] ---
    Well, I suppose...
[13:15] ---
    Then let's participate
    in the Occult Tournament!
[13:18] ---
    Occult Tournament?
[13:20] ---
    That's right! If we win
    the Occult Tournament,
SIGN    Squeeze
[13:23] ---
    we can show results!
[13:24] ---
    Gero?
[13:25] ---
    Occult Tournament...
SIGN    First National Middle School Occult Tournament
[13:30] ---
    Wow!
SIGN    First National Middle
    School Occult Tournament
[13:31] ---
    I didn't really think there
    was an Occult Tournament!
[13:35] ---
    This year is the first tournament,
[13:37] ---
    sponsored by our Nishizawa Peach Group.
[13:40] ---
    However, this is all I can do.
[13:44] ---
    You must grasp victory with your own hands.
SIGN    Squeeze
[13:47] ---
    Right!
[13:49] ---
    When it comes to the occult,
    nobody can beat Fuyuki-kun!
[13:56] ---
    I may be able to find some
    new aspect of the occult here.
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[14:01] ---
    So, it's begun at last!
[14:03] ---
    The National Middle School Occult Tournament.
SIGN    Daily Nishizawa
    Nishizawa Securities
    First National Middle School Occult Tournament
    Popping Delicious!
    Nishizawa Drink
[14:06] ---
    The stadium is already filled
    with a subtly strange atmosphere.
SIGN    Occult Tournament
[14:09] ---
    I'm your announcer, Yoshiokataira
    with the Nishizawa Peach Group.
SIGN    NPG Announcer
    Yoshioka Taira
[14:13] ---
    And my guest commentator is...
SIGN    Middle School Occult
[14:18] ---
    ...556-san, the self-styled space detective!
SIGN    Guest Commentator
    556 (self-styled space detective)
SIGN    Sponsored by Nishizawa Peach Group
[14:27] ---
    I'm happy you get to be on TV, Brother!
[14:30] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[14:32] ---
    Natsumi-san, let's cheer him on, too!
[14:35] ---
    I don't know about this...
SIGN    National Middle School Occult Tournament
[14:37] ---
    What do you think, 556-san? Occult
    powerhouses from all over Japan are here.
[14:44] ---
    The springtime of youth is about
[14:46] ---
    the adhesion of tears and sweat!
[14:49] ---
    We start with the first round.
[14:51] ---
    Representing Kissho Academy's
    Occult Club, Hinata Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN    Hinata Fuyuki,
    representing Kissho Academy
[14:56] ---
    Versus Occult Joe, the representative of
    Yomotsuhirasaka Academy's Occult Club!
SIGN    Occult Joe
[15:02] ---
    And the first event is dueling
    spirit photography appraisal!
SIGN    Spirit Photo Appraisal
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
SIGN    Appraisal
[15:16] ---
    Appraisal!
[15:18] ---
    This is the ghost of Minazaki Yoshino,
    the wife of the owner of a shipping agency,
[15:23] ---
    who passed away at the age of 24
[15:25] ---
    when she threw herself into
    an old well, 398 years ago!
[15:30] ---
    Wrong! That's a fake!
[15:32] ---
    The photo uses the primitive
    trick of double exposure.
SIGN    Ghost of Tree
[15:36] ---
    Look! You can see the background
    scenery along with her.
SIGN    Spirit Photo Appraisal
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
SIGN    First Round Winner
    Kissho Academy
[15:41] ---
    He did it! The first round goes
    to the Kissho Academy Occult Club!
[15:46] ---
    What do you think about
    that appraisal, 556-san?
[15:49] ---
    Love! Even if you die,
    it's something you never regret!
[15:54] ---
    The next event is reading comprehension
    of a long passage of ancient runes!
SIGN    Ancient Runes
    Reading Comprehension
[15:57] ---
    Next, Clay Figure Sally, leader of the
    Magatama Girls' Academy Occult Club!
SIGN    Sally
[16:03] ---
    Read the ancient writing and then
    answer the following question.
[16:06] ---
    Express Nigihaya's feeling about
[16:07] ---
    the underlined number one in
    three appropriate hieroglyphs.
[16:12] ---
    This is a tough one, folks!
[16:14] ---
    I have no idea what it means!
[16:16] ---
    What is the correct answer?!
[16:20] ---
    Both players showed their
    answer at the same time!
[16:23] ---
    Which of them is right?
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[16:25] ---
    Brilliant! Kissho Academy's Occult Club
[16:28] ---
    has won two rounds in a row!
[16:29] ---
    Nagasunehiko!
SIGN    Kissho Academy Nenryoku Academy
[16:32] ---
    And so the battles continued between
SIGN    Nishizawa Appliances
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[16:34] ---
    the occult clubs of various schools
    and Fuyuki-kun.
SIGN    Dowsing
[16:37] ---
    Dowsing!
SIGN    Treasure Show-and-Tell
[16:39] ---
    Treasure show-and-tell!
[16:41] ---
    Past life sensing couples, five against five!
SIGN    Past Life Sensing Couples 5 Against 5
SIGN    Winner
[16:44] ---
    As expected, the favorite contender
    for victory, Kissho Academy,
[16:47] ---
    smoothly proceeded to the finals!
[16:50] ---
    Versus Dark Force, the team that's
    won with unexpected strength!
SIGN    Keron Academy
[16:53] ---
    Keron Academy!
[16:54] ---
    S-Sarge...
[16:57] ---
    S-Stupid frogs...
[16:59] ---
    You know them, Natsumi?
[17:00] ---
    Oh, no! I've never seen them before!
[17:02] ---
    They look eccentric.
[17:05] ---
    They're a powerful enemy!
[17:06] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[17:08] ---
    We're going to win this tournament
[17:10] ---
    to show results to Keron Headquarters!
[17:13] ---
    This'll really count as "results" to them?!
[17:16] ---
    Sergeant-san and the others
    are the final enemy...
[17:18] ---
    But we can't afford to lose, either!
SIGN    Squeeze
[17:23] ---
    The final round consists of three events!
[17:25] ---
    First, ESP card old maid!
SIGN    ESP Card Old Maid
[17:28] ---
    Gero!
[17:30] ---
    This is really exciting, isn't it?
[17:31] ---
    Isn't it regular old maid?
[17:33] ---
    True, the rules are normal old maid,
[17:36] ---
    but by using ESP cards,
[17:38] ---
    I may be able to bring forth
    my latent ability.
[17:42] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, do your best!
[17:49] ---
    Gerori!
[17:51] ---
    The old maid!
[17:52] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gerori!
[17:55] ---
    You think you're a match for me,
[17:57] ---
    when I've won the space
    old maid championship before!
[18:01] ---
    Gero gerori!
[18:03] ---
    You're making it look like you want me to
    pick this one, but this is really the old maid!
[18:07] ---
    Or so you want me to think,
    but this is the old maid!
[18:09] ---
    That's your backhanded, reverse
    military strategy, but...!
[18:12] ---
    It won't work on me!
[18:16] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gerori!
[18:17] ---
    That is one win for Keron Academy!
[18:19] ---
    At this rate, we will win with one fell swoop!
[18:22] ---
    Those dirty amphibians...
[18:24] ---
    And now the next event,
SIGN    UMA Naming
[18:26] ---
    a UMA naming duel!
[18:27] ---
    For example, the Loch Ness's Nessie
    and Kussharo Lake's Kusshie.
[18:31] ---
    This competition will test UMA naming sense.
[18:33] ---
    I'm your opponent!
SIGN    Problem
[18:37] ---
    All right, the subject is...
[18:39] ---
    ...naming the monster of Inner-Tokyo Lake!
[18:41] ---
    Has to be "Osshie," right?
[18:43] ---
    Isn't that too obvious?
[18:44] ---
    How about "Yashichi" if it's a boy
    and "Ogin" if it's a girl?
[18:48] ---
    Uh, except that has nothing
    to do with Inner-Tokyo Lake...
SIGN    Innertosshie
[18:52] ---
    Innertosshie!
[18:54] ---
    A solid answer!
[18:56] ---
    Now, what does Keron Academy have for us?
SIGN    Gerugugu
[18:59] ---
    Gerugugu!
[19:01] ---
    Sarge...
[19:02] ---
    That's a name from Mobile Suit!
[19:04] ---
    What good does acting like
    an idiot here do us?!
[19:06] ---
    Well, isn't losing here on purpose
[19:08] ---
    to heighten the excitement of
    the final duel the thing to do?
[19:11] ---
    That is my Mr. Sergeant!
    What confidence!
[19:14] ---
    Kissho Academy won the UMA naming duel!
[19:17] ---
    Thank goodness...
[19:18] ---
    It all comes down to this!
SIGN    Final Event
[19:20] ---
    Our final event...
SIGN    Testing Luck with Good Luck Charms
[19:22] ---
    Testing your luck with good luck charms!
[19:25] ---
    First, our contestants will choose
    a lucky item from this selection.
[19:31] ---
    Gero?!
[19:32] ---
    Then they'll walk blindfolded on this track
    full of scattered banana peels.
SIGN    Banana Peels
[19:36] ---
    The person who reaches the goal
    without slipping is the winner!
[19:40] ---
    Ooh! It's like this event was made for me!
[19:42] ---
    Not you!
[19:43] ---
    I know you'd slip on purpose!
[19:44] ---
    Gero...
[19:46] ---
    According to Celtic astrology,
[19:48] ---
    my lucky item for today is a stapler.
[19:51] ---
    But maybe I should consider
    feng shui and the Tarot, too...
[19:54] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:55] ---
    If you'd like...
[19:57] ---
    ...use this! A talisman I made myself!
[20:01] ---
    According to tortoise shell fortune-telling,
    my lucky color today is pink.
SIGN    Squeeze
[20:05] ---
    Okay! That may be a good idea!
[20:07] ---
    Here are Corporal Giroro's
    lucky items for today!
[20:11] ---
    A ten-gallon hat and white guitar!
[20:13] ---
    Hey! Why me?!
[20:16] ---
    I checked with divination,
     and it said you should do it!
[20:18] ---
    And this is the final touch!
[20:20] ---
    Mackerel cooked in miso!
[20:22] ---
    A dish I cooked myself, with love!
[20:26] ---
    Begin the match!
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[20:28] ---
    Incidentally, if the other members
    call out directions,
[20:31] ---
    the contestant is disqualified immediately.
[20:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! At this rate, he'll lose!
[20:43] ---
    If he doesn't win,
    the Occult Club will be shut down...
[20:47] ---
    That's the one thing I couldn't take!
[20:53] ---
    No! Fuyuki-kun, no!
[20:56] ---
    Banana... Banana peel!
[21:00] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, be careful!
[21:02] ---
    Don't step on it!
[21:11] ---
    What's wrong?
[21:13] ---
    I accidentally used tuna instead of mackerel.
SIGN    Tuna
[21:16] ---
    Tuna!
SIGN    First National Middle School Occult Tournament
[21:30] ---
    And that's the game!
[21:32] ---
    The winner, Kissho Academy!
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[21:39] ---
    We'll be back next year...
[21:42] ---
    What's the point of taking sand home?!
[21:44] ---
    Thank goodness, Fuyuki-kun.
[21:47] ---
    Now we can keep the Occult Club going.
[21:49] ---
    Yeah. Thank you, Nishizawa-san.
[21:54] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...?
[21:56] ---
    Before, it felt like I could hear your voice.
[22:00] ---
    You said, "Be careful! Don't step on it!"
[22:06] ---
    There are still a lot of
    strange things in the world.
[22:11] ---
    That's right. It was a small miracle.
[22:14] ---
    And the world is full of
    that kind of minor wonder.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:52] ---
    Natsumi here.
[23:53] ---
    I hear that in other countries, people spend
    Christmas at home with their families.
[23:57] ---
    That's like New Year's here.
[23:59] ---
    But I prefer going on a date
    with the person I really like...
[24:04] ---
    Although those are just empty words...
[24:06] ---
    Never mind that! Next time,
[24:07] ---
    I've got a special episode
    to cure your loneliness...
[24:09] ---
    Leave me alone!
[24:10] ---
    "Keroro: I Couldn't Say Merry Christmas, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    Just one full-length
    episode next time! How's that?
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!