E347 - Keroro: The Aura of an Invader, Sir! / Dororo: Nn? Tamama-kun, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    Be
[01:42] ---
    Clobberin' time, clobberin' time...
[01:50] ---
    Karasu-Tengu?!
[01:56] ---
    This is your fault, you know...
[02:04] ---
    Keroro: The Aura of an Invader, Sir!
[02:10] ---
    They say that famous performers and
    sports players exude a star's aura.
[02:16] ---
    Quietly...
SIGN    Crafty
    Loathsome
    Dreary
[02:19] ---
    A crafty, loathsome, dreary aura!
[02:22] ---
    What are you looking at?
[02:23] ---
    Gero!
[02:26] ---
    It is so tasty!
SIGN    Cute
    Lovely
[02:28] ---
    A cute and lovely aura!
[02:31] ---
    And what, may I ask, are you doing?
[02:33] ---
    Well, uh...
[02:34] ---
    Goodbye!
SIGN    Butt of the joke
[02:37] ---
    A butt-of-the-joke aura.
[02:39] ---
    Well, that is pretty much accurate, sir.
[02:42] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Shadow
[02:46] ---
    A shadow-like, easily-ignored aura.
[02:48] ---
    I pretty much guessed that one, Doronuma-kun.
[02:51] ---
    Fiend!
[02:51] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Compromise Occult
[02:53] ---
    An uncompromising aura, and an occult aura.
[02:56] ---
    No wonder I can't disobey her, sir.
SIGN    Compromise
SIGN    Occult
[03:01] ---
    Excuse me, stupid frog...
    What do you think you're doing there?
[03:05] ---
    Gero!
[03:06] ---
    Ah, uh, er...
[03:08] ---
    I was observing the auras
    you're all producing, ma'am.
[03:12] ---
    Auras?
[03:12] ---
    Tettere!
[03:14] ---
    Aura Scouter!
[03:16] ---
    You can see the auras
    people are producing with it, ma'am.
[03:25] ---
    You don't have an aura.
[03:27] ---
    How rude! Here! Look!
[03:29] ---
    Look here, ma'am!
[03:32] ---
    Puny...
[03:34] ---
    You just mocked my aura, didn't you, ma'am?!
[03:37] ---
    No, I didn't!
[03:43] ---
    What on Earth was that?!
[03:44] ---
    No idea.
[03:45] ---
    It might be a hostile space alien.
[03:47] ---
    Be careful.
[03:48] ---
    Finally got here!
[03:52] ---
    Hey.
[03:53] ---
    I'm Orara.
[03:56] ---
    What is this incredible aura?!
[03:58] ---
    I can see it even without the scouter!
[04:00] ---
    So bright!
[04:02] ---
    Hey. You guys.
[04:04] ---
    Yes!
[04:05] ---
    Lemme stay for two or three days.
[04:07] ---
    Y-Yes! With pleasure!
[04:10] ---
    What's going on?!
    I can't... oppose this aura!
[04:14] ---
    Please, come this way.
[04:16] ---
    Sure. Thanks a lot!
[04:18] ---
    That aura has overwhelmed not only
    Giroro, but even Lady Natsumi!
[04:23] ---
    What in the world is that guy?
[04:25] ---
    You don't know?
[04:27] ---
    Gero?
[04:28] ---
    This Orara guy?
[04:29] ---
    Word is he's a bit of a charismatic figure
    where invasions are concerned.
[04:32] ---
    Then...!
[04:34] ---
    That's the aura of an invader?!
SIGN    Aura of an Invader
[04:36] ---
    No one can go against Orara's aura.
[04:40] ---
    He phones up the representatives
    of the planets he's gonna invade,
[04:43] ---
    "Hello! It's me! Came to invade your planet!"
[04:47] ---
    One call like that and he's done
    with the invasion, apparently.
[04:51] ---
    Invading with just one phone call, sir.
[04:56] ---
    We can use this, sir!
[05:03] ---
    Hello? It's me.
[05:05] ---
    Your planet is hereby invaded, sir.
[05:07] ---
    No, thanks.
[05:09] ---
    Gero...
[05:10] ---
    Hello? It's me.
[05:12] ---
    The number you dialed is not in service.
[05:17] ---
    Hello? It's me. Your—
[05:19] ---
    Oh, before you get into that,
[05:21] ---
    I have some invasion goods
    you simply must take a look at!
[05:24] ---
    Huh? What, what? What kind of goods?
[05:27] ---
    Ugh.
SIGN    Space Pages
[05:28] ---
    You almost got tricked yourself.
[05:31] ---
    Gero...
[05:32] ---
    Anyway, trying to piggyback off Mr. Orara's
    "It's me" invasion plan was never going to work.
[05:37] ---
    Even a broken clock is right twice a day!
[05:40] ---
    You never know until you try, sir!
[05:42] ---
    However!
SIGN    Space Pages
[05:46] ---
    Last one at last...
[05:48] ---
    Finally at the final planet...
[05:51] ---
    O-One more push, sir...
[05:56] ---
    Hello. It's me.
[05:59] ---
    Your planet is hereby invaded, sir.
[06:02] ---
    Okay. Best of luck with it.
[06:05] ---
    As I thought...
[06:08] ---
    What?!
[06:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[06:17] ---
    The invasion... succeeded...
SIGN    Invasion Complete
[06:21] ---
    We managed an invasion!
[06:23] ---
    I cannot believe it!
[06:32] ---
    This planet is mine!
[06:34] ---
    Excited... I'm so excited!
[06:38] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, your aura has tripled!
[06:42] ---
    Awesome!
[06:44] ---
    Hello? It's me.
[06:46] ---
    Don't try that on me!
[06:47] ---
    Get your butt out here.
[06:49] ---
    We have problems.
[06:51] ---
    Gero?
[06:54] ---
    Gero!
[06:55] ---
    What is that?!
[06:58] ---
    That's the planetary weapon of a Complanian.
[07:02] ---
    C-Complanian?
[07:04] ---
    They're hostile aliens who will complain
    about anything to invade planet after planet!
[07:10] ---
    I get a lot of calls recently from people
    asking to invade us, calling themselves "Orara."
[07:16] ---
    It is extremely annoying.
[07:19] ---
    It looks like it was not just you,
    Mr. Sergeant.
[07:21] ---
    You've gone and done something again,
    haven't you?!
[07:24] ---
    I traced this phone call back to Pekopon.
[07:33] ---
    I will have the whole of Pekopon
    confiscated as compensation!
[07:37] ---
    I... I'm not actually Orara, I...!
[07:40] ---
    Silence!
[07:41] ---
    Cease resistance and
    prepare to be confiscated!
[07:44] ---
    Now look what you've done!
[07:45] ---
    Pekopon is doomed because of Mr. Sergeant!
[07:51] ---
    What are you guys doing?!
[07:55] ---
    Wow! That thing's massive!
[07:57] ---
    Is he strong, you think?
[07:59] ---
    Uh? Umm...
[08:02] ---
    He is! He's so strong, sir!
[08:03] ---
    So please help us!
[08:05] ---
    Ohhh... I'm getting excited now!
[08:12] ---
    Hey! Heard you're strong?
[08:14] ---
    Who are you?
[08:16] ---
    Name's Orara.
[08:18] ---
    Battle me, dude!
[08:21] ---
    So there really was an Orara...
[08:23] ---
    Thanks to you, I am finally
    getting some invasions done.
[08:31] ---
    Here's my appreciation!
[08:34] ---
    Orara-san!
[08:36] ---
    Owowowow!
[08:39] ---
    Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
[08:45] ---
    Wow!
[08:46] ---
    Wow.
[08:49] ---
    Curse you...
[08:55] ---
    Planetary capture beam.
[08:56] ---
    Output 90%.
[08:58] ---
    91... 92... 93...
[09:01] ---
    I'll confiscate you all!
[09:04] ---
    What do we do?! What do we do?!
[09:06] ---
    Everyone, share your auras with me!
[09:10] ---
    Our auras?
[09:12] ---
    But how?
[09:14] ---
    Just raise your hands above your head!
[09:16] ---
    I'll handle the rest!
[09:19] ---
    Okay!
[09:20] ---
    Umm...
[09:21] ---
    Master Orara, you are strong,
[09:23] ---
    so you probably don't need our auras...
[09:25] ---
    Our fate is in your hands, Orara!
[09:27] ---
    Uh?
[09:28] ---
    Please beat him!
[09:30] ---
    Huh?
[09:30] ---
    Sure!
[09:32] ---
    Output 120%.
[09:34] ---
    Critical point breached.
[09:36] ---
    Okay! Share your auras with me!
SIGN    Butt of the joke Cute
SIGN    Benevolence
SIGN    Compromise
SIGN    Occult
SIGN    Loathesome
[09:47] ---
    My precious aura!
SIGN    Shadow
[09:51] ---
    Wait, what?
[09:53] ---
    Don't tell me you were here the whole time?
[09:55] ---
    Nod, nod, nod!
[09:59] ---
    Thanks, everyone!
[10:03] ---
    I have received all of your auras!
[10:08] ---
    Planetary capture beam...
[10:10] ---
    Fire!
[10:11] ---
    Go!
[10:23] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Kaboom!
[10:27] ---
    You got me...!
[10:30] ---
    Yes!
[10:36] ---
    Looks like the captured planets
    are returning to normal.
[10:46] ---
    Space Fighting Championship?
[10:49] ---
    That's the one that's held every year
    in Alien Town, right?
[10:52] ---
    Yeah.
[10:53] ---
    I've done tons of training for this day!
[10:57] ---
    So that aura of yours...
SIGN    Fighter
[11:00] ---
    The aura of a fighter.
[11:02] ---
    Yeah. I've got zero interest
    in invading, y'know.
[11:06] ---
    Then... the "It's me" invasions...
[11:09] ---
    What's that?
[11:11] ---
    So it was just an urban legend.
[11:16] ---
    Oops, gonna be late for my match.
[11:18] ---
    Thanks for letting me stay, guys!
[11:21] ---
    And so,
[11:22] ---
    thanks to the work of Orara,
    peace was preserved.
[11:23] ---
    Goodbye!
[11:25] ---
    Come again!
[11:27] ---
    Incidentally, I wonder what
    Sarge's aura was.
[11:31] ---
    Oh... I think I see a word forming...
[11:34] ---
    "Useless"?
[11:37] ---
    Don't look!
[11:41] ---
    What do I do?!
[11:43] ---
    I have to fix it before
    Mr. Sergeant comes back!
[11:48] ---
    Stupid cheap thing, breaking just
    because I knocked it off the shelf...
[11:52] ---
    Anyway, I'll use this super-strong glue
    to stick it back together, and...
[11:55] ---
    Commander-dono!
[11:58] ---
    I thought of a new invasion oper—
[11:59] ---
    Mfgh! Wh-What a stink...
[12:06] ---
    He stuck on me!
[12:11] ---
    Dororo: Nn? Tamama-kun, Sir!
[12:17] ---
    One, two...
[12:18] ---
    Owowowow...
[12:20] ---
    One, two...
[12:21] ---
    It hurts!
[12:25] ---
    It looks like it is going to be
    difficult to tear us apart by force...
[12:30] ---
    Anyway, we will just have to wait
    until we come apart naturally!
[12:33] ---
    Oh, no!
[12:35] ---
    Calm down, Tamama-dono!
[12:35] ---
    I do not want to be Doroboat, too! No no no!
[12:39] ---
    Tama?
[12:41] ---
    Is this Dororo-senpai's mask?
[12:45] ---
    Dororo-senpai has... no mask on right now?
SIGN    Mystery
[12:48] ---
    Oh... my face feels so red...
[12:51] ---
    I want to see it.
[12:54] ---
    I can... almost see...
SIGN    Dororon
[12:56] ---
    Chapeau Transformation!
[13:00] ---
    Mm!
[13:01] ---
    Now I won't stand out.
[13:03] ---
    Tch.
[13:05] ---
    I see.
[13:06] ---
    So you broke Commander-dono's toy,
    and were trying to repair it.
[13:10] ---
    Yes.
[13:12] ---
    And? Where are you going now?
[13:18] ---
    Tama!
[13:20] ---
    Nin!
[13:23] ---
    Tama.
[13:24] ---
    Huh? They're back to normal?
[13:27] ---
    Sorry, sorry, I wasn't looking
    where I was going... Are you okay?
[13:31] ---
    Huh?
[13:32] ---
    That's a stylish hat you're wearing today.
[13:37] ---
    S-Stylish?
[13:39] ---
    Huh? Was that voice Dororo?
[13:44] ---
    Y-You are just imagining it, Natchi!
[13:50] ---
    T-Tamama-dono, I can't breathe like that!
[13:53] ---
    Keep quiet in front of other people!
[13:57] ---
    If they ask why you are stuck to me,
[13:59] ---
    they will find out that I broke the toy!
[14:02] ---
    Regarding that,
[14:03] ---
    wouldn't it be better to apologize
    honestly to our honorable leader?
[14:07] ---
    No!
[14:08] ---
    He will get angry and hate me!
[14:10] ---
    If you apologize sincerely,
    I am sure he will forgive you.
[14:14] ---
    It is impossible!
[14:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant's small-mindedness
    is his hallmark!
[14:23] ---
    Am I catching a cold, sir?
[14:25] ---
    Anyway, I am going to find
    an identical toy to replace it,
[14:28] ---
    and get through this somehow!
[14:33] ---
    Then would it be this toy, perhaps?
[14:35] ---
    No, totally wrong!
[14:37] ---
    It is cooler than that!
[14:39] ---
    This is unusual.
[14:41] ---
    For you to ask for a toy, Tama-chan.
[14:44] ---
    Why don't we buy out all the similar toys,
[14:47] ---
    and you can choose from among them?
[14:49] ---
    It has to be this one!
[14:51] ---
    However... with just this picture,
    it is somewhat...
[14:54] ---
    If we could perhaps get
    a genuine photograph...
[14:57] ---
    I can't get a photograph!
    There's no way, no way!
[15:02] ---
    Here ya go.
[15:04] ---
    It was not like this!
[15:06] ---
    I made it just the same
    as your stupid picture!
[15:09] ---
    The real one is cooler!
[15:12] ---
    I remember it clearly!
[15:14] ---
    In that case, why don't we take a little
    look into those memories of yours?
[15:26] ---
    Hey. Why are you running?!
[15:28] ---
    I... don't know...
[15:30] ---
    He's going to experiment on us...
[15:32] ---
    Nin!
SIGN    Dororon
[15:38] ---
    What?!
[15:42] ---
    The toy is gone!
[15:44] ---
    I only quick-fixed it with tape,
[15:46] ---
    so he will find out right away!
[15:48] ---
    If he finds out, my life is over!
[15:51] ---
    There is no longer any recourse
    but to apologize honestly!
[15:54] ---
    I do not want to!
[15:55] ---
    I will find a way to hide it!
[15:57] ---
    That's enough!
[15:59] ---
    Tama.
[16:00] ---
    Even if you succeed in
    avoiding the immediate issue,
[16:03] ---
    the truth that you lied
    will linger within your heart.
[16:07] ---
    Tamama-dono, you will continue to lie
    to your precious friends your entire life.
[16:13] ---
    Can you continue spending time with your
    friends as you continue to lie to them?
[16:19] ---
    But...
[16:20] ---
    Being hated by Mr. Sergeant
    would be even worse!
[16:25] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle!
SIGN    Space Nandemo Kanteidan
[16:28] ---
    Hello, hello!
[16:31] ---
    Just as Uncle came on!
[16:35] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant?
SIGN    Space Nandemo Kanteidan
[16:36] ---
    And here's what we're going
    to look at this time.
[16:40] ---
    It's a retro toy!
SIGN    Space Nandemo Kanteidan
SIGN    Hype Hype
[16:43] ---
    Hype hype...
[16:44] ---
    All right, valuation experts...
SIGN    Space Nandemo Kanteidan
[16:45] ---
    Hype hype...
[16:46] ---
    Your opinion, please.
SIGN    Space Nandemo Kanteidan
[16:51] ---
    Wow, an astounding zero yen!
[16:53] ---
    Isn't this a rare toy?!
[16:56] ---
    What's the meaning of this, sir?!
[16:57] ---
    I mean, come on, look, it's broken.
SIGN    Space Nandemo Kanteidan
[17:03] ---
    Poor Uncle...
[17:08] ---
    Wh-Who did this...
[17:10] ---
    Or, like, very eerie?
[17:13] ---
    What do I do?
[17:16] ---
    If I make it that woman's fault...
[17:19] ---
    I will not permit you
    to frame another person.
[17:23] ---
    Gero?
[17:25] ---
    This is...
[17:27] ---
    The culprit was Dororo!
[17:32] ---
    Darn that Dororo...
    I'll never forgive him, sir!
[17:35] ---
    If I just stay quiet, I can make
    it Dororo-senpai's fault!
[17:40] ---
    But... if Dororo-senpai
    tells them the truth...
[17:46] ---
    Huh? Why?
[17:49] ---
    If you do not say something, everyone
    will think it was you, Dororo-senpai!
[17:55] ---
    Come on, talk to me...
[18:03] ---
    Okay, fine, I do not care!
SIGN    The following day
[18:08] ---
    And the following day.
[18:10] ---
    Hey, Keroro.
[18:11] ---
    Haven't you called Dororo today?
[18:13] ---
    Of course not, sir!
[18:15] ---
    People who break other people's toys and
    don't even apologize are despicable, sir!
[18:19] ---
    I find it impossible to imagine that Dororo
    would break your toy and remain silent about it.
[18:25] ---
    Was probably broken from
    the start, don't ya think?
[18:29] ---
    No way!
[18:30] ---
    But Uncle...
[18:31] ---
    Gero?
[18:32] ---
    Wasn't that toy at the back
    of the shelf with dust on it?
[18:36] ---
    I bet the parts wore out and broke.
[18:41] ---
    If it goes on like this...
[18:43] ---
    Now that you mention it, I think it
    might have been broken from the start...
[18:47] ---
    It is becoming no one's fault!
[18:51] ---
    We did it, Dororo-senpai!
[18:55] ---
    Dororo-senpai?
[18:58] ---
    Even if you succeed in
    avoiding the immediate issue,
[19:01] ---
    Tamama-dono, you will continue to lie
    to your precious friends your entire life.
[19:07] ---
    Can you continue spending time with your
    friends as you continue to lie to them?
[19:16] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[19:17] ---
    Gero?
[19:18] ---
    I am so sorry I kept quiet
    about it all this time!
[19:22] ---
    It was actually me who broke your toy!
[19:27] ---
    If you'd just kept quiet about it,
    we'd have thought it broke on its own.
[19:31] ---
    Wasn't really any point
    in confessing, was there?
[19:35] ---
    That is because... I did not want
    to be with you all, knowing that I lied...
[19:42] ---
    Tamama...
[19:44] ---
    I will make up for what I did!
[19:46] ---
    So please let me stay as a
    member of the Keroro Platoon!
[19:51] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama...
[19:53] ---
    Yes...
[19:56] ---
    Thank you for confessing honestly, sir.
[20:01] ---
    Hate the sin and not the sinner.
[20:03] ---
    We understand how sorry you feel, sir.
[20:08] ---
    Well confessed, Tamama.
[20:10] ---
    Or, like, sincere desire?
[20:13] ---
    You will forgive me?
[20:15] ---
    Just get back to your seat.
[20:17] ---
    We've got a boring meeting to finish ASAP.
[20:21] ---
    Okay!
[20:22] ---
    I expected no less from my honorable leader.
[20:24] ---
    Dororo?!
[20:25] ---
    And your courage, too,
    Tamama-dono, was marvelous.
[20:28] ---
    I believed in you, Tamama-dono.
[20:32] ---
    Dororo-senpai...
[20:35] ---
    Oh, well. I guess it's time to throw away
    this broken toy already, sir!
[20:39] ---
    G'bye.
[20:41] ---
    What?! That toy...
SIGN    Zeroro
[20:43] ---
    It's mine!
SIGN    Dororon
[20:47] ---
    That's the robot I was taking good
    care of, isn't it, Keroro-kun?!
[20:52] ---
    Gero?!
[20:52] ---
    Was it?
[20:57] ---
    Wh-What do I do...
[20:59] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro-kun?
[21:01] ---
    N-Nothing...
[21:03] ---
    Z-Zeroro...
[21:05] ---
    Would you... lend me this toy?
[21:08] ---
    Sure! Okay!
[21:11] ---
    And then I never...
[21:13] ---
    Was it?!
[21:14] ---
    Wow, I really don't remember!
[21:16] ---
    Water under the bridge, though, right?
[21:19] ---
    Keroro-kun... you've been
    lying to me the entire time...
[21:24] ---
    You have a lot of repenting to do...
SIGN    Dororon
[21:34] ---
    I've repented already! Please forgive me!
[21:37] ---
    Oh, no, the night is still young...
[21:40] ---
    Th-The blood's rushing to my head...
[21:42] ---
    Everyone, make sure
    you don't turn out like Keroro.
[21:43] ---
    Hey... the moon is a... funny color.
[21:47] ---
    Tama...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:24] ---
    There's a super-popular anime on
    our mother planet Keron: Jersing X!
[23:27] ---
    Even I bought a transformation jersey!
[23:30] ---
    Putting this on every evening and playing
    around is fun no matter how old I get!
[23:34] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:35] ---
    Chin Pyoro Suponn!
[23:37] ---
    "Fuyuki: The Birth of Jerseyman Fuyuki, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Keroro: Lovely Cough Drop, Sir-pyoro!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!