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E180 - Keroro: Winner-Takes-All War, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:32] ---
    Some people always do a great job of
    mellowing the mood, don't they?
[01:36] ---
    Like Mois-chan, for example.
SIGN    Beware of Fire
[01:42] ---
    Keroro, you dumbo!
SIGN    Scheduled Pekopon Invasion Meeting
[01:44] ---
    How can you call an end to the meeting
    before we've even started it?!
SIGN    Scheduled Pekopon Invasion Meeting
[01:48] ---
    Like I said,
[01:50] ---
    I remembered somewhere I
    have to run off to quickly.
[01:53] ---
    Yeah, like a toy store! I know you!
[01:55] ---
    Sooooo... dismissed!
[01:58] ---
    You wait there!
SIGN    Thock!
[02:00] ---
    What're you doing?!
    You looking for a fight?!
[02:02] ---
    You're the one looking for a fight!
[02:04] ---
    That doesn't mean you had to go this far!
SIGN    Biff Baff
[02:08] ---
    Stop it, you two...
[02:09] ---
    Stop it, Giroro!
[02:12] ---
    3 p.m.
[02:13] ---
    You always have something
    to say to me, don't you?!
[02:14] ---
    It's time for some snacks, everyone!
[02:19] ---
    Or, like, adjourn briefly?
[02:32] ---
    Snacktime with Mr. Sergeant is the best.
[02:34] ---
    Hmph. Shouldn't you be somewhere, Keroro?
[02:37] ---
    I'll go after I've eaten, sir.
[02:39] ---
    Gero?
[02:41] ---
    You ate mine, didn't you?!
[02:43] ---
    Why in blazes would I eat it?!
[02:45] ---
    Shut up! That was mine, sir!
[02:47] ---
    U-Uncle! And Giroro-san!
    You mustn't fight...
[02:51] ---
    Please stop.
[02:52] ---
    This is a battle between men!
[02:54] ---
    Not even you can interfere, Lady Mois!
[02:56] ---
    Now, stop it, you two!
[02:59] ---
    Honestly, boys, I tell you!
[03:02] ---
    P-Pururu-chan...
[03:08] ---
    What?!
[03:09] ---
    Is that... what I think it is?
[03:13] ---
    Hello!
[03:14] ---
    Aloha!
[03:16] ---
    Karara-chan and Chiroro-chan,
    the noisy pair I'm sure you're familiar with!
[03:19] ---
    I knew it.
[03:23] ---
    Keroro: Winner-Takes-All War, Sir!
[03:30] ---
    It's the entire range, every Gundam
    model I could imagine, ma'am!
[03:33] ---
    D'ya like it?!
[03:35] ---
    Of course, ma'am!
[03:37] ---
    Isn't that great?
[03:38] ---
    Well, it is for Keroro-han,
    who's goin' ta make me his bride!
[03:41] ---
    Bride? What's this?
[03:43] ---
    Hmph. It happens every time without fail.
[03:46] ---
    We've all been targeted by her at one point.
SIGN    The Victims
[03:50] ---
    Yes. Karara-chan here...
[03:53] ---
    ...tends to want to marry a different member
    of the Keroro Platoon every time.
[03:57] ---
    This time, it seems to be Sergeant Keroro.
[04:05] ---
    I'll do all the cleaning an' the laundry for ya,
    Keroro-han! Just give the word!
[04:10] ---
    Really, ma'am?!
[04:12] ---
    Umm... I'm the one who...
[04:14] ---
    Jealousy!
[04:29] ---
    Hey, stupid frog!
[04:31] ---
    What is it this time?
[04:33] ---
    What's going on?
[04:35] ---
    It's all clean now!
[04:37] ---
    We're cleaning in place of Keroro-san.
[04:39] ---
    I'm gon' make Keroro-han real pleased
    with me and become his bride!
[04:44] ---
    Bride?
[04:48] ---
    Oh, sorry. I didn't notice
    there was a bucket there.
[04:53] ---
    I will clean it up,
    so just leave the rest to me!
[04:56] ---
    Really?
[04:57] ---
    Don't overdo it too much.
[05:01] ---
    Don't get too carried away with yourselves!
SIGN    Gerooooo
[05:07] ---
    Gero!
[05:09] ---
    All the Gundam models I brought...
[05:12] ---
    Uncle...
[05:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[05:16] ---
    I had this ready in case
    of an emergency like this.
SIGN    1/350 Battleship Yamatoad
[05:19] ---
    It is a 1/350 scale Battleship Yamatoad!
[05:24] ---
    Ah! How did you get this?!
[05:26] ---
    This is a first-edition sold in limited numbers
    with a big mark-up, so you cannot get it easily!
[05:31] ---
    I loosened my purse strings and ordered
    it off the internet just for you, Mr. Sergeant!
[05:36] ---
    Private Tamama...
[05:37] ---
    I am so pleased to have a subordinate who
    is so thoughtful toward his superior, sir!
[05:42] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[05:46] [SONG] ---
    Keron, pheromone, all right, come on.
[05:50] ---
    Tama.
[05:53] ---
    These are...
[05:56] ---
    Those jerks!
[06:00] ---
    It suits you, it suits you!
[06:03] ---
    Here.
[06:06] ---
    And now just put the detergent in...
SIGN    Atatta
[06:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron, pheromone, all right, come on.
[06:21] ---
    Tama-nii! We've had it with you!
[06:23] ---
    If you want a fight, we'll give you one!
[06:27] ---
    Suits me, you little brats!
[06:33] ---
    Sis!
[06:34] ---
    Huh? What's wrong?
[06:37] ---
    Those... little...!
[06:41] ---
    Watch what your guests are
    up to, you stupid fr—
[06:46] ---
    Mois-chan?
[06:49] ---
    What?! The two of them are
    fighting over the stupid frog?
[06:52] ---
    Yes.
[06:54] ---
    Fighting over the stupid frog...
[06:56] ---
    I just hope this doesn't get any worse.
[07:01] ---
    Hey, um... er...
[07:05] ---
    What about you, Mois-chan?
[07:09] ---
    I...
[07:12] ---
    I don't want to fight because of Uncle.
[07:16] ---
    Or, like, anti-conflict?
[07:18] ---
    Mois-chan...
[07:21] ---
    Keroro-han! My feelings for you...
SIGN    1/1 Gundam
[07:23] ---
    ...are this big!
[07:25] ---
    1/1 scale Gundam!!
[07:27] ---
    Then my feelings are...
SIGN    Extra-Large Zaku Cake
[07:30] ---
    ...this huge and this sweet!
[07:32] ---
    Extra-large Zaku cake!
[07:34] ---
    No, never mind that,
    calm down, calm down!
[07:37] ---
    If you keep this up,
     I'm going to be crushed, sir!
[07:40] ---
    Accept my love!
[07:43] ---
    Accept it!!
[07:45] ---
    Gero!!
[07:48] ---
    Those guys again...
[07:49] ---
    Uncle!
[07:51] ---
    Heavy... Heavy!
[07:53] ---
    Help me!
SIGN    Crush ♡
[07:55] ---
    He accepted my crush!
[07:57] ---
    My crush was the winner!
[08:00] ---
    Crush... Wrong "crush," sir!
SIGN    CRUSH
[08:05] ---
    You guys!
[08:07] ---
    What are you up to this time?
[08:09] ---
    Gero...
[08:11] ---
    Uncle!
SIGN    Slump
[08:14] ---
    Looks like he's done.
[08:17] ---
    Uncle!
[08:22] ---
    If Uncle is going to die...
[08:25] ---
    ...then I... I will...
[08:26] ---
    ...destroy everything and die with him!
[08:29] ---
    She can't be...
SIGN    Armageddon
[08:30] ---
    Armageddon!
[08:32] ---
    One-oneth!
[08:34] ---
    Mois-chan!
[08:35] ---
    Stop it!
[08:36] ---
    I'm alive, I said!
SIGN    Tonk!
[08:56] ---
    Wh-Who in the...
[08:58] ---
    ...world?
[09:01] ---
    Will you take Mois-chan?
[09:05] ---
    Keroro-kun, I'm coming to help you out!
[09:07] ---
    That voice!
[09:08] ---
    Here I come!
[09:16] ---
    Gero.
[09:18] ---
    Are you okay, Keroro-kun?
[09:21] ---
    You're not injured?
    Can you stand up on your own?
[09:28] ---
    U-Uncle...
[09:32] ---
    Pururu-chan?
[09:34] ---
    It's a new type of suit for invading alien
    planets, and it has a stealth function.
SIGN    New Type of Suit
    For Invading Alien Planets
[09:38] ---
    While our suits have been...
[09:40] ---
    ...quite different.
[09:42] ---
    What truly marvelous functions it has, ma'am!
[09:45] ---
    I would certainly like to request they be
    supplied to our platoon as well, ma'am!
[09:48] ---
    Sorry.
[09:50] ---
    These are only supplied to
    A-grade invasion troops.
SIGN    A-Grade?
[09:53] ---
    Then...
[09:54] ---
    Then F-grade don't get...
[09:55] ---
    Mochicourse!
SIGN    F-Grade
[10:00] ---
    Axotolon Form!
SIGN    Pururun!
[10:15] ---
    Anyway, you two!
[10:18] ---
    No matter how much of a problem you have
    with each other, you went much too far!
[10:21] ---
    Behave yourselves!
[10:24] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:27] ---
    And you all let them get away with too much.
[10:30] ---
    As adults, you should watch
    over them more carefully!
[10:32] ---
    Right.
[10:34] ---
    You there! No laughing.
[10:35] ---
    Right.
[10:37] ---
    And... Mois-chan?
[10:38] ---
    Yes?
[10:39] ---
    If you start panicking,
    Pekopon will be destroyed, you know?
[10:43] ---
    You have to respond to things more calmly.
[10:46] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:48] ---
    Dear me, none of us can hold
    a candle to you, Pururu-chan.
[10:51] ---
    If you had been more sensible, none of this would
    have happened in the first place, you know.
[10:56] ---
    Gero.
[10:58] ---
    Wow.
[10:59] ---
    Pururu-chan, you've got a
    good head on your shoulders!
[11:01] ---
    Not even Sarge has an answer to her.
[11:03] ---
    You're right.
[11:05] ---
    It might be good to ask her to come
    whenever something happens in the future!
[11:11] ---
    Ahhh... we got told off.
[11:13] ---
    Wanna just go home?
[11:15] ---
    I can't leave!
[11:17] ---
    I gotta get Keroro-han to
    accept me as his bride!
[11:21] ---
    But how...
[11:24] ---
    Got troubles?
[11:28] ---
    If you ask me, people are always greedy.
[11:31] ---
    Thus was born ramen with
    half-size fried rice.
[11:33] ---
    Who are you, old man?
[11:35] ---
    Have you girls heard of the phrase
    "Nice guys finish last?"
[11:41] ---
    Basically, it's like this. Girls aren't
    finished as long as their love is nice!
[11:46] ---
    Huh?
[11:47] ---
    If you ask me, go as far as
    your legs will take you!
[11:49] ---
    And since you're there anyway,
    don't forget a souvenir!
[11:53] ---
    What was that?
[11:54] ---
    Don't ask me...
[11:55] ---
    Anyway, I think he was saying you
    shouldn't give up, don't you think?!
[11:59] ---
    Come to think of it, you might be right!
[12:01] ---
    No, I don't think there was
    any meaning in particular.
SIGN    Oranges
[12:06] ---
    I just can't think of any strategies
    that are just right, sir...
[12:10] ---
    Thinking of invasion strategies!
[12:12] ---
    Excuse me!
[12:14] ---
    Keroro-han?
[12:15] ---
    Huh? What is it, ma'am?
[12:18] ---
    Is there anything you want me to do for you?
[12:21] ---
    Uhh... let's see, ma'am...
[12:24] ---
    Some kind of quick invasion.
[12:26] ---
    Something like that, I guess, ma'am...
[12:31] ---
    Did you hear that?!
[12:32] ---
    I heard, I heard! An invasion!
[12:34] ---
    If I do the invasion for him,
[12:37] ---
    he'll definitely take me as his bride!
[12:40] ---
    Then let's get right to the invasion!
[12:42] ---
    Yeah!
[12:43] ---
    Those brats.
[12:46] ---
    Tamama-san!
[12:49] ---
    You came at a good time, eh?
[12:52] ---
    Those brats are trying to invade Pekopon
    to attract Mr. Sergeant's attention, eh?
[12:58] ---
    But I won't let 'em.
[13:00] ---
    I'll invade Pekopon before 'em,
[13:02] ---
    and pierce Mr. Sergeant's heart!
[13:06] ---
    Whatcha think, eh?
[13:07] ---
    How's about you join in this battle,
    an' settle it once and for all, eh?
[13:13] ---
    I... I...
[13:21] ---
    That hurt...
[13:28] ---
    Mois-chan.
[13:30] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[13:33] ---
    What's wrong? It's rare to see you here.
[13:38] ---
    Are you... still thinking
    about what just happened?
[13:41] ---
    She really has it together, doesn't she?
[13:45] ---
    Pururu?
[13:47] ---
    Yes... It's like she's making up for
    the parts that Uncle is missing...
[13:52] ---
    Or, like, wordless discourse?
[13:54] ---
    I don't think...
[13:57] ---
    I'm... just going to be alone for a bit.
[14:07] ---
    I did it!
SIGN    Tamama's
    Invade With Sweeties
    Grand Strategy
[14:08] ---
    A strategy of the sweeties,
    by the sweeties, for Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    1 Million Mr. Sergeants I really do love Mr. Sergeant I ♡ Mr. Sergeant
[14:12] ---
    Now I will invade Pekopon before those brats
    and get Mr. Sergeant's heart.
[14:17] ---
    Tama!
[14:21] ---
    Tama-nii! We're just going to invade Pekopon!
[14:25] ---
    Wh-Where did you get that?!
[14:27] ---
    We had Karara's daddy teleport it here!
[14:30] ---
    Okay, we're off!
[14:32] ---
    I... I... I will not let you!
[14:38] ---
    Enemy raid?!
[14:39] ---
    What is the commotion?!
[14:40] ---
    I am going to do the
    invasion for Mr. Sergeant!
[14:43] ---
    No! I'm goin' ta invade Pekopon,
    just like Keroro-han told me!
[14:48] ---
    You said something that irresponsible?!
[14:50] ---
    My honorable leader...
SIGN    Erk
[14:51] ---
    Uh... Did I?
[14:53] ---
    Mr. Sergeant's heart belongs to me!
[15:00] ---
    I'm gonna do the invasion!
[15:10] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[15:14] ---
    Will you two cut it out?!
[15:16] ---
    The base is in a terrible state!
[15:18] ---
    Ummm...
[15:20] ---
    Maybe we should just go ahead
    and let them invade...
[15:23] ---
    Excuse me?!
[15:25] ---
    Gero!
[15:27] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[15:28] ---
    How dare you?
[15:30] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is all mine!
[15:32] ---
    I will not let you take anything away,
    even the right to finish him off!
SIGN    So jealous Me too Why always you So nice Envious Envy It's always you So mean
[15:37] ---
    I'm still alive.
[15:38] ---
    Eat my Jealousy Shot!
SIGN    So jealous Me too Why always you So nice Envious Envy It's always you So mean
[15:44] ---
    Gero?!
[15:46] ---
    You've done it now!
[15:52] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta—
[15:54] ---
    youu...
[15:57] ---
    Stupid frog! I'm going to get mad
    at you if you don't pack it in!
[16:00] ---
    You're already mad at him, Sis.
[16:03] ---
    It wasn't my fauuult...
[16:05] ---
    Keroro-han!
[16:06] ---
    He was alive!
[16:08] ---
    For goodness's sake!
[16:09] ---
    Watch yourself!
[16:10] ---
    Natsumi, stand b—
[16:13] ---
    Gero...
[16:16] ---
    Keroro-han is mine!
[16:18] ---
    Mr. Sergeant belongs to me!
[16:20] ---
    What do we do?
[16:22] ---
    Well, there's nothing else for it.
[16:24] ---
    Leave it to me.
[16:27] ---
    Pururu-chan!
[16:28] ---
    We're counting on you!
[16:31] ---
    Now you stop that!
[16:33] ---
    Can't you tell how much trouble
    you're causing for everyone?
[16:36] ---
    If you don't stop it right now,
[16:38] ---
    I'm really going to get angry!
[16:40] ---
    Shut up.
[16:42] ---
    Butt out!
[16:43] ---
    You old bat!
[16:45] ---
    You old bat... you old bat...
[16:49] ---
    ...you old bat... you old bat...
SIGN    Purusnap
[16:55] ---
    I thought I heard something snap.
[17:02] ---
    Gero.
[17:04] ---
    Old woman...
SIGN    Old bat
    Old bat
    Old bat
[17:06] ---
    Well, yes, people aren't commenting on how
    young and cute I am as much as they used to...
[17:10] ---
    I don't think I look old enough
    to be called an old bat, though...
[17:12] ---
    My skin's smooth, and my
    tail is nice and wobbly...
[17:12] ---
    Pururu-shenshei?
[17:14] ---
    Doesn't she... remind you of someone...
[17:15] ---
    I don't mean to boast,
     but I take...
[17:16] ---
    So mean!
[17:17] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[17:22] ---
    Gero!
[17:28] ---
    We aren't getting anywhere!
[17:30] ---
    Kululu!
[17:31] ---
    Huh?
[17:33] ---
    Where is Mois-chan? You find her right now!
[17:35] ---
    The treasure!
SIGN    Active Fault
[17:52] ---
    Mois-chan!
[17:54] ---
    Natsumi-san, Fuyuki-san.
[17:56] ---
    And me?
[17:58] ---
    Mois-chan, please come back! Things are bad!
[18:00] ---
    But...
[18:02] ---
    What good is it for me to be there?
[18:05] ---
    Or, like, lacking talent?
[18:07] ---
    Please, Mois-chan!
[18:11] ---
    Sheesh!
[18:12] ---
    Wah! Sis!
[18:13] ---
    Come on!
[18:15] ---
    Don't just stand around saying that!
[18:21] ---
    Now, quickly!
[18:24] ---
    Mr. Sergeant belongs to me!
[18:27] ---
    I won't let ya have Keroro-han!
[18:29] ---
    Gero! Am I just being ignored?!
[18:29] ---
    I really don't think
    I deserve to be called...
[18:33] ---
    Uncle...
[18:34] ---
    Stop Tamama and Karara,
    but don't destroy the Earth!
[18:40] ---
    Youuu!
[18:41] ---
    Mois-dono!
[18:43] ---
    Please do something!
[18:44] ---
    But... I... I really...
[18:47] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:49] ---
    Keroro-han!
SIGN    Old woman
    Old woman
    Old woman
[18:50] ---
    What is an "old woman," anyway?
[18:52] ---
    I...
[18:54] ---
    Mois-chan!
[18:55] ---
    Just do what you always do!
[18:57] ---
    What I always...
[19:00] ---
    Gero!
[19:02] ---
    Lady Mois, help me!
[19:05] ---
    What I always...
[19:09] ---
    What I always...!
[19:12] ---
    Okay!
[19:15] ---
    Mois-dono!
[19:22] ---
    Lady Mois!
[19:23] ---
    Uncle! Sorry to have kept you waiting!
[19:28] ---
    What I always do!
[19:41] ---
    Everyone! It's time for snacks!
[19:45] ---
    Or, like, little breather?
[19:47] ---
    ...little breather?
[19:48] ---
    Little breather?
SIGN    Old bat Old bat Old bat
[19:57] ---
    U-Um... Lady Mois...
[20:04] ---
    Okay, fine.
[20:05] ---
    I guess I can have a break.
[20:10] ---
    Shall we have some snacks?
[20:11] ---
    Yeah!
[20:13] ---
    Wow!
[20:14] ---
    Thank goodness!
SIGN    Old bat
    Old bat
    Old bat
[20:17] ---
    Gero...
[20:19] ---
    We're saved... thanks to Lady Mois, sir!
[20:28] ---
    Keroro-han! I'll come again!
[20:30] ---
    Bye bye!
[20:33] ---
    Ngh. Dear me, sir.
[20:35] ---
    I have really had enough of them.
[20:38] ---
    Really. We'd have been in some
    trouble if Mois-chan hadn't been here!
[20:42] ---
    Yes.
[20:43] ---
    Even I couldn't manage it.
[20:45] ---
    It was impossible to calm them down.
[20:48] ---
    Thank you, Mois-chan!
[20:49] ---
    Thanks!
[20:50] ---
    Natsumi-san! Fuyuki-san!
[20:54] ---
    I will not thank you.
[20:56] ---
    Tamama-san!
[21:00] ---
    It is thanks to your smile, Lady Mois,
    ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.
[21:04] ---
    Uncle...
[21:06] ---
    Yes.
[21:08] ---
    Thank you, Mois-chan!
[21:13] ---
    Old lady...
[21:16] ---
    She said it, eh?
SIGN    Old lady
    Old lady
    Old lady
[21:20] ---
    Why "old lady"?
[21:22] ---
    Okay, that might be a little
    better than "old woman," but...
[21:24] ---
    ...maybe that just makes it cut deeper...
SIGN    Old lady
    Old lady
    Old lady
[21:26] ---
    "Old lady" just seems a little mean...
[21:29] ---
    Mois-chan's smile really is powerful.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    The strategic weather satellite Komawari is busy
    making it rain when Sports Day rolls around.
[23:14] ---
    Self-destructing, being shot down, going away...
    we're already on the fourth one, sir.
[23:18] ---
    Such a storied past!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that. The enigmatic
    bug-user... His name?
SIGN    Scritter Skrit Scritter
[23:23] ---
    "Mushishi: Where the Bugs Are, Sir!"
SIGN    BUGS BUGS
[23:27] ---
    "Momoka: The Three-Legged Race
    Competition, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!