E171 - Tamama: Rebel Without a Cause, Sir! / Kululu: Home Alone, Sir?

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
SIGN    Rebellious Period
[01:31] ---
    Have you ever caused your parents
[01:34] ---
    or teacher trouble by rebelling?
[01:37] ---
    Well, let's begin this
    month's regular meeting...
[01:43] ---
    Huh? Where's Tamama?
[01:45] ---
    Come to think of it, I haven't
    seen him since this morning.
[01:48] ---
    Sheesh! Tardiness is not tolerated!
[01:52] ---
    Hey! Private Tamama!
[01:54] ---
    You know that tardiness is not...
[01:57] ---
    Gero?
[01:58] ---
    Are you listening to me,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama? Hey!
[02:05] ---
    G-Gero?
[02:10] ---
    Tamama: Rebel Without a Cause, Sir!
[02:16] ---
    Hey! Private Tamama!
[02:18] ---
    What's with your attitude this morning?
[02:21] ---
    You owe everyone an apology!
SIGN    My bad
[02:25] ---
    My bad.
SIGN    Snap
[02:29] ---
    When you apologize, you look the other
    person in the eye and apologize!
[02:32] ---
    That's the decorum of a soldier!
[02:34] ---
    One of the basics of an invader!
[02:37] ---
    G-Gero...
[02:39] ---
    Um... Uh...
[02:41] ---
    My... bad... bro.
SIGN    My bad, bro
SIGN    Pfft
[02:49] ---
    Pfft!
[02:50] ---
    Grrr!
[02:52] ---
    I wonder what's wrong with Tama-chan.
[02:54] ---
    Or, like, messed-up psyche?
[02:55] ---
    This could be...
[02:57] ---
    Oh, that?
[02:58] ---
    I see!
SIGN    That That That That
[03:00] ---
    Private Tamama must be going through that!
[03:03] ---
    What is "that"?
[03:08] ---
    Perfect timing!
[03:10] ---
    I just baked these madeleines.
[03:13] ---
    Do you want one?
    I'm pretty sure they're good.
SIGN    Piping Hot
SIGN    Piping Hot
SIGN    Pfft
[03:16] ---
    Pfft.
[03:17] ---
    "Pfft"?
[03:18] ---
    No, thank you.
[03:20] ---
    W-What's with him?
[03:22] ---
    Tamama, Nishizawa-san is looking for you.
[03:26] ---
    Move.
[03:27] ---
    O-Okay...
[03:34] ---
    He's probably going through
    a rebellious phase.
[03:36] ---
    Rebellious phase?
[03:38] ---
    You two haven't given me
    any problems recently,
[03:42] ---
    but when you were little, you went
    through your own rebellious phases.
[03:46] ---
    You'd resist everything I said
    and were impossible to deal with.
[03:50] ---
    Stop it! You're embarrassing me!
[03:53] ---
    Well, as long as the people
    around Tama-chan watch over him
[03:57] ---
    to make sure he doesn't go in the wrong
    direction, I'm sure it'll be okay.
[04:05] ---
    And so, the next day...
[04:10] ---
    G-Good morning, Tamama...
[04:14] ---
    Tamama, I bought a cake. Want some?
[04:20] ---
    Tamama, if there's anything on your mind,
    you can always talk to me.
[04:25] ---
    You've got a lot of people
    around you who care about you.
[04:29] ---
    Gero?
[04:31] ---
    Quit rebelling!
SIGN    Breakdown
    Studying
    Dream
[04:33] ---
    Grow up already!
[04:37] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Giroro
[04:38] ---
    You're annoying.
[04:42] ---
    You can't litter here.
[04:46] ---
    How's about this?
[04:48] ---
    Wanna go somewhere fun with me?
[04:57] ---
    Flaming top!
[04:58] ---
    Knock it off!
[05:00] ---
    Don't go along with strange
    invitations like this, Tamama!
[05:03] ---
    Let go of me! I can see the treasure...
[05:06] ---
    I can see it!
[05:07] ---
    Wait, Tamama!
[05:09] ---
    Stop! Stop!
[05:10] ---
    Don't do that, Lady Natsumi!
[05:13] ---
    You mustn't interfere with the process.
[05:15] ---
    What do you mean?
[05:18] ---
    Keronian rebellious stage?
[05:20] ---
    Indeed. Right now, Tamama-dono
[05:23] ---
    is trying to climb the stairs
    to Keronian adulthood.
SIGN    Adults
[05:27] ---
    We have to help him so that
    he can safely get through
[05:31] ---
    the rebellious stage.
[05:34] ---
    I'll explain.
[05:35] ---
    When a Keronian reaches the rebellious
    stage, the adults around them
[05:38] ---
    have to say specific set expressions.
SIGN    Rebel
SIGN    Keron Rebellious Stage Manual
SIGN    Step 1
    Rebellious Stage
[05:43] ---
    Step 1: Being kind.
SIGN    Step 2
    Rebellious Stage
[05:46] ---
    Step 2: Sometimes being strict.
SIGN    Step 3
    Rebellious Stage
[05:50] ---
    Step 3: Enticing them one time
    down the path of delinquency.
SIGN    Step 4
    Rebellious Stage
[05:54] ---
    Step 4: It may become necessary
    to talk with your fists.
SIGN    Final Step
    Rebellious Stage
[05:58] ---
    And the final step...
[06:01] ---
    The rebellious stage...
SIGN    It comes upon you without a reason, and also leaves without a reason.
[06:05] ---
    It comes upon you without a reason,
[06:07] ---
    and also leaves without a reason.
[06:12] ---
    With this expression to sum up the period,
     the rebellious stage is over.
[06:17] ---
    I... I took another step...
[06:21] ---
    ...towards maturity.
SIGN    Goodbye, rebellious stage
[06:24] ---
    Goodbye, rebellious stage!
[06:27] ---
    We've all walked that road ourselves.
[06:31] ---
    That's right.
[06:32] ---
    Huh...
[06:33] ---
    But it seems like a cheap school drama.
[06:35] ---
    Rude!
[06:37] ---
    The above rituals have to be followed...
[06:41] ---
    ...but if they're interrupted along the way,
    you have to start over from the beginning.
[06:45] ---
    Really!
[06:47] ---
    That must be tough.
[06:48] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:50] ---
    So please don't interrupt next time.
[06:53] ---
    Because even if we mess up the line,
    we have to start over.
[06:56] ---
    Then we'll help you!
[06:58] ---
    Yeah. We have to get the old
    Tamama back as soon as possible.
[07:01] ---
    Then let's regroup.
SIGN    Keron Rebellious Stage
    Manual
[07:05] ---
    According to this manual, we draw
    lots to decide on the roles.
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[07:10] ---
    Corporal Giroro is in charge of step 1.
SIGN    Step 1
[07:16] ---
    I-If there's something on your mind, tell me.
[07:19] ---
    Always around you... around you...
[07:21] ---
    You're creepy.
[07:23] ---
    Shut up! It's not like I wanna do this!
[07:26] ---
    It's all for your sake, jerk!
[07:27] ---
    Hey! Play your part, Giroro!
[07:30] ---
    Clam it! I am playing my part!
[07:33] ---
    You're useless!
[07:35] ---
    You're the last person who
    should be calling me that!
[07:38] ---
    W-What are you doing?!
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[07:40] ---
    And so, one more time from the top.
SIGN    Step 1
[07:43] ---
    If there's anything on your mind,
    tell me about it.
[07:45] ---
    You've always got a lot of allies.
[07:48] ---
    Step 1 is cleared!
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[07:50] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is in charge of step 2!
SIGN    Step 2
[07:55] ---
    Quit rebelling.
[07:57] ---
    Grow up already.
[07:59] ---
    No, no, no!
[08:02] ---
    You've gotta give him some tough love!
[08:04] ---
    Why do you think you've got
    that wooden sword?
[08:07] ---
    Make him listen if you have to!
[08:11] ---
    Like this?
[08:12] ---
    More violently!
[08:14] ---
    All right!
SIGN    Whack
[08:17] ---
    I... I'm sorry, Sarge!
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[08:20] ---
    For now, they start over.
[08:22] ---
    If there's something on your mind,
    tell me about it.
SIGN    Step 1
[08:25] ---
    You've always got a lot of allies.
SIGN    Step 2
[08:28] ---
    Stop rebelling!
[08:30] ---
    Grow up already!
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[08:32] ---
    Step 2 is cleared!
[08:34] ---
    In charge of step 3...
SIGN    Pain
[08:36] ---
    Hey, why do I have to wear this get-up?
[08:40] ---
    That brings out the delinquent vibe.
[08:43] ---
    Now go on!
SIGN    Step 3
[08:46] ---
    You're not supposed to litter here!
[08:50] ---
    How's about this?
    Wanna go somewhere fun with me?
[08:53] ---
    Doesn't it sound strange for a girl
    to say "How's about this?"
[08:57] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[08:59] ---
    Starting over again...
SIGN    Step 1
[09:00] ---
    You've always got a lot of allies...
SIGN    Step 2
[09:04] ---
    Hurry up and become an adult!
SIGN    Step 3
[09:06] ---
    How about goin' somewhere fun with me?
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[09:09] ---
    Step 3 is a success.
[09:11] ---
    And step 4...
SIGN    Step 4
[09:15] ---
    Go! High score! Gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Step ?
[09:18] ---
    What are you doing?!
[09:20] ---
    It's your turn to talk to him
    with your fists, Sarge!
[09:22] ---
    Don't talk to me right now!
[09:25] ---
    I'm at a good part!
[09:27] ---
    We'll never be done with this
    if you keep playing games!
[09:30] ---
    This is for Tamama's sake, remember?!
[09:32] ---
    Shut up, already!
[09:34] ---
    Right now, this is more important!
[09:36] ---
    This is the only language you understand!
[09:38] ---
    Gero!
[09:40] ---
    That hurt! You red Daruma!
[09:42] ---
    Look at this lump!
    There was no call to hit me!
[09:46] ---
    Tamama!
[09:47] ---
    Hey! What good does a
    slugfest between you do?!
SIGN    Super Sidekicks
[10:11] ---
    Tama...
[10:11] ---
    Keroro Punch!
[10:11] ---
    Giroro Punch!
[10:13] ---
    Dama!
[10:15] ---
    Coincidental double punch!
SIGN    Double Punch
[10:17] ---
    And that's more or less
    a success with step 4.
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[10:21] ---
    Ow...
[10:22] ---
    Okay, you're good.
[10:24] ---
    Tama...
[10:25] ---
    Whether you're in space or
    on Earth, a rebellious stage
[10:29] ---
    always involves the people around you.
[10:32] ---
    Lady Mom, I appreciate your kindness.
[10:35] ---
    Sorry.
[10:36] ---
    That's okay.
[10:37] ---
    But now Tamama can get past
    his rebellious stage, right?
[10:41] ---
    Good for you, Tamama.
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[10:45] ---
    The final step at last. All right...
[10:47] ---
    It's Lance Corporal Dororo's turn!
[10:49] ---
    Nin!
SIGN    Final Step
[10:51] ---
    Tamama-dono...
[10:54] ---
    The rebellious stage...
SIGN    It comes upon you without a reason, and leaves...
[10:57] ---
    It comes upon you without a reason,
[10:59] ---
    and leaves...
[11:03] ---
    And leaves...
SIGN    It comes upon you without a reason, and leaves...
[11:05] ---
    And leaves...
[11:07] ---
    What was the rest?
[11:12] ---
    Pfft.
SIGN    Pfft
[11:15] ---
    You're annoying.
[11:17] ---
    I am sorry, everyone!
[11:19] ---
    Long story short,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama's rebellious stage
[11:22] ---
    lasted a little longer.
[11:26] ---
    Tama!
[11:36] ---
    Gerocchi!
[11:42] ---
    Tomorrow, around this time,
[11:44] ---
    the invasion of Pekopon will be complete!
[11:47] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[11:49] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gerorincho!
SIGN    Fully Automatic Drone Invasion Machine
[11:54] ---
    A fully automatic drone invasion machine!
[11:59] ---
    Kululu: Home Alone, Sir?
[12:05] ---
    Sarge! Snack time!
[12:08] ---
    Uh oh, nobody's home.
[12:10] ---
    Huh? Just you, Kululu?
[12:12] ---
    It looks like they all went out.
SIGN    Invasion Day Trip Hot Spring Tour
[12:19] ---
    A one-day hot springs tour
    during a break in the invasion?
SIGN    Red Juice
[12:26] ---
    Here, Uncle.
[12:31] ---
    Here, Mr. Sergeant! "Aaah!"
[12:33] ---
    Still, should we not have
    invited Kululu, too?
[12:39] ---
    It's fine!
[12:40] ---
    Even if we did invite him,
[12:42] ---
    "It's a pain, so no thanks"
[12:45] ---
    is what he'd say for sure.
[12:47] ---
    Right.
[12:48] ---
    And if he did go, he'd probably ruin it
    by turning the hot spring into curry.
SIGN    Curry Bath
[12:53] ---
    T-True...
[12:55] ---
    Well, we can buy him a souvenir...
[12:58] ---
    ...so let's just have fun today!
[13:00] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Melon Strawberry
[13:02] ---
    Only Kululu?
[13:04] ---
    He said Sarge and the others
    won't be back 'til tonight.
[13:08] ---
    Well, if we just invite Kululu,
    I'm sure he'd say,
[13:12] ---
    "There's no way I'd eat with you two clowns"
[13:16] ---
    or something like that, but he wouldn't come.
[13:18] ---
    Sis...
[13:20] ---
    Pardon the interruption.
[13:24] ---
    I-It's unusual,
[13:26] ---
    you coming up here alone...
[13:28] ---
    Have some shaved ice with us, Kululu.
[13:30] ---
    Forget it.
SIGN    Fast Answer
[13:31] ---
    I told you!
[13:33] ---
    Then I wonder why he's here.
[13:34] ---
    Who can understand what he's thinking?
[13:37] ---
    Not that I care...
[13:39] ---
    ...but your shaved ice is gonna melt.
[13:42] ---
    Hurry up and consume it.
[13:44] ---
    I... I know!
SIGN    Silence
[14:02] ---
    Jeez...
[14:03] ---
    How long is he gonna do that?
[14:05] ---
    And sitting formal-style, yet.
[14:07] ---
    Hey, how long are you gonna sit there?
[14:09] ---
    I can't relax when I'm eating!
[14:12] ---
    I bet you really do want to have
    some shaved ice, huh?
SIGN    Kululu Curry Sweet
[14:19] ---
    Curry-in-a-pouch.
[14:21] ---
    D-Don't you dare!
[14:23] ---
    That's right! Shaved ice would be
    disgusting with curry!
SIGN    Kululu Curry Sweet
[14:43] ---
    W-What is this?!
[14:47] ---
    Maybe a UFO?!
[14:49] ---
    Wrong.
[14:50] ---
    That's a simple automatic invasion machine
    that invades planets by itself.
[14:56] ---
    It looks like someone set it in motion
    to invade Pekopon, huh?
[15:00] ---
    You knew about it?
[15:01] ---
    But of course!
[15:03] ---
    Why didn't you say anything before?!
[15:05] ---
    You didn't ask.
[15:07] ---
    You really are a jerk!
[15:09] ---
    Please do something, Kululu!
[15:12] ---
    I can't.
[15:14] ---
    For one thing, I have no
    obligation to protect Pekopon.
[15:17] ---
    If things get dicey, I can just escape.
[15:19] ---
    What?!
[15:20] ---
    Well, if you're going to
    try something on your own,
[15:23] ---
    I guess I could lend you weapons.
[15:26] ---
    Please!
[15:29] ---
    Well, since you're debasing yourselves
    that much, I suppose I should.
[15:32] ---
    Hold it in, Sis!
[15:35] ---
    The Kululu Special Delicious Super X Bird!
[15:39] ---
    Standby for liftoff!
[15:46] ---
    Liftoff!
SIGN    Silence
[15:50] ---
    It's not flying?
[15:51] ---
    Did you put in 100 yen?
[15:53] ---
    It's not a game! Don't screw
    around at a time like this!
[15:57] ---
    Sis! Look, over here...
[15:59] ---
    Sheesh!
SIGN    Here
[16:01] ---
    Then what should we do?
[16:02] ---
    First, that red button...
[16:05] ---
    This, right?
[16:08] ---
    That's the eject button.
[16:10] ---
    Only use it in an emergency.
[16:12] ---
    Tell me that beforehand!
SIGN    Ejection Button
[16:14] ---
    And that blue lever...
[16:16] ---
    This?
[16:19] ---
    It's the ambush lever.
SIGN    Ambush Lever
[16:21] ---
    It has an immediate effect
    on comedian-type enemies.
[16:24] ---
    Listen, you!
[16:26] ---
    Since you're unhelpful, I'll just experiment!
SIGN    Banana Peels
[16:30] ---
    Banana peels for hand-to-hand combat!
[16:32] ---
    Maybe this one?
SIGN    Emergency
    Provisions
[16:34] ---
    Emergency provisions for a long war!
[16:36] ---
    What the heck?! How are we
    supposed to fly this thing?!
[16:38] ---
    Oh, you wanted to make it fly?
[16:41] ---
    Then you have to put in 400 more yen.
SIGN    400 yen
[16:46] ---
    You wanna see me really angry?
[16:48] ---
    Okay, okay!
[16:48] ---
    You're plenty angry already!
[16:52] ---
    Here it comes, Fuyuki!
[16:53] ---
    Right!
[16:54] ---
    Target acquired!
[16:56] ---
    Firing missiles!
[16:58] ---
    Fire!
[17:09] ---
    We can do that, too!
[17:29] ---
    My head is spinning...
[17:38] ---
    W-What's that?!
[17:40] ---
    It came back!
[17:41] ---
    Why, you...!
[17:51] ---
    Sis!
[17:52] ---
    No effect!
[17:52] ---
    It's pointless.
[17:54] ---
    It's got a shield up.
[17:57] ---
    On top of that,
    it has a mega particle cannon
[18:00] ---
    that can reduce a radius of dozens of
     kilometers to ashes with one shot.
[18:05] ---
    It seems that it's too late.
[18:08] ---
    It can't be!
[18:10] ---
    I think you'd be best off
    just flying away to escape.
[18:13] ---
    No! I'm not giving up!
    There must be a way!
[18:16] ---
    I've got it!
[18:18] ---
    The shield must get in the way
    when it fires that mega particle cannon!
[18:22] ---
    I see! We should wait for
    that instant and then attack!
[18:26] ---
    Well done!
[18:29] ---
    I thought this might happen...
[18:35] ---
    ...so I have an anti-invasion
    machine destroyer missile.
[18:37] ---
    The effect will be outstanding!
[18:40] ---
    However, you've only got one shot,
    so aim carefully.
[18:45] ---
    Leave it to me!
[18:52] ---
    Now, Sis!
[18:53] ---
    Firing missile!
[18:57] ---
    Huh? The missile won't fire!
[18:59] ---
    No way!
[19:00] ---
    Electrical equipment trouble...
[19:03] ---
    I guess we're out of options.
[19:04] ---
    Do something!
[19:05] ---
    Easy for you to say...
[19:07] ---
    Please, Kululu!
[19:09] ---
    Then...
[19:12] ---
    ...shall we consume shaved ice
    covered with curry?
SIGN    Ice
[19:15] ---
    W-What are you saying at a time like this?
SIGN    Ice
[19:18] ---
    Would you consume it?
    Shaved ice covered in curry.
[19:27] ---
    Fine! Pour curry on top of the shaved ice!
[19:29] ---
    I'll eat it, too! So Kululu...
[19:33] ---
    Okay!
[19:34] ---
    Hey!
[19:36] ---
    I'll ignite it directly in
    the missile's drive unit.
[19:39] ---
    Hold on!
[19:43] ---
    There's no time!
[19:44] ---
    Kululu...
[19:45] ---
    Almost have it...
[19:49] ---
    Fire!
[19:56] ---
    My glasses...
[20:10] ---
    He did it!
[20:12] ---
    Thank you, Kululu! You can come up now!
[20:16] ---
    Kululu? Kululu?!
[20:19] ---
    Don't tell me...
[20:20] ---
    What's wrong, Kululu?
[20:22] ---
    Hey, Kululu!
[20:23] ---
    Kululu!
[20:26] ---
    Yes, you called?
[20:29] ---
    I've always wanted to try
     that scene from Belfast.
[20:34] ---
    Don't do things that make me
    jump to conclusions!
[20:38] ---
    Meanwhile, in space...
[20:41] ---
    Hey, why are we heading home
    instead of going to a hot spring?
[20:44] ---
    Don't even ask that!
[20:45] ---
    You left behind an automatic invasion
    machine without saying anything?!
[20:48] ---
    After all...
[20:50] ---
    ...I wanted to surprise you guys when we
    got back home and the invasion was done.
SIGN    Now's your chance! Great price! Fully Automatic Drone Invasion Machine
[20:54] ---
    Besides, I got it on sale.
[20:57] ---
    Those ad slogans are bogus.
[20:59] ---
    I have heard it is a piece of junk
    with controls that do not work.
[21:03] ---
    Gero... Th-Then...
[21:06] ---
    Um...
[21:08] ---
    Why is it broken?
[21:14] ---
    You saved us this time, Kululu.
[21:16] ---
    For a second there, I wasn't sure
    if we were gonna make it.
[21:19] ---
    You don't need to thank me.
[21:21] ---
    However...
[21:24] ---
    ...consume the entire thing!
SIGN    Urk
[21:27] ---
    And that's Sergeant Major Kululu,
    whose love for curry and mischief
SIGN    Ice
[21:30] ---
    know no bounds.
[21:33] ---
    What is this?!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Well, everyone, we meet again.
    This is your narrator.
[23:10] ---
    Next week... well, you already know, right?
[23:12] ---
    That girl is making yet another appearance.
[23:14] ---
    And it seems she's going to
    fight a suspicious being.
SIGN    Hollywood Dangal (Number One)
[23:17] ---
    Great, right? Looks interesting, doesn't it?
[23:19] ---
    But there's not much for
     me to do, you know?
[23:21] ---
    That aside,
[23:23] ---
    goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
[23:26] ---
    "Alisa & Fuyuki: UMA vs. Dangal, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a full-length episode! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!