# E171 - Tamama: Rebel Without a Cause, Sir! / Kululu: Home Alone, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPNV5/tamama-rebel-without-a-cause-sir--kululu-home-alone-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
***SIGN*** Rebellious Period
**[01:31] ---**
Have you ever caused your parents
**[01:34] ---**
or teacher trouble by rebelling?
**[01:37] ---**
Well, let's begin this
month's regular meeting...
**[01:43] ---**
Huh? Where's Tamama?
**[01:45] ---**
Come to think of it, I haven't
seen him since this morning.
**[01:48] ---**
Sheesh! Tardiness is not tolerated!
**[01:52] ---**
Hey! Private Tamama!
**[01:54] ---**
You know that tardiness is not...
**[01:57] ---**
Gero?
**[01:58] ---**
Are you listening to me,
Private 2nd Class Tamama? Hey!
**[02:05] ---**
G-Gero?
**[02:10] ---**
Tamama: Rebel Without a Cause, Sir!
**[02:16] ---**
Hey! Private Tamama!
**[02:18] ---**
What's with your attitude this morning?
**[02:21] ---**
You owe everyone an apology!
***SIGN*** My bad
**[02:25] ---**
My bad.
***SIGN*** Snap
**[02:29] ---**
When you apologize, you look the other
person in the eye and apologize!
**[02:32] ---**
That's the decorum of a soldier!
**[02:34] ---**
One of the basics of an invader!
**[02:37] ---**
G-Gero...
**[02:39] ---**
Um... Uh...
**[02:41] ---**
My... bad... bro.
***SIGN*** My bad, bro
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[02:49] ---**
Pfft!
**[02:50] ---**
Grrr!
**[02:52] ---**
I wonder what's wrong with Tama-chan.
**[02:54] ---**
Or, like, messed-up psyche?
**[02:55] ---**
This could be...
**[02:57] ---**
Oh, that?
**[02:58] ---**
I see!
***SIGN*** That That That That
**[03:00] ---**
Private Tamama must be going through that!
**[03:03] ---**
What is "that"?
**[03:08] ---**
Perfect timing!
**[03:10] ---**
I just baked these madeleines.
**[03:13] ---**
Do you want one?
I'm pretty sure they're good.
***SIGN*** Piping Hot
***SIGN*** Piping Hot
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[03:16] ---**
Pfft.
**[03:17] ---**
"Pfft"?
**[03:18] ---**
No, thank you.
**[03:20] ---**
W-What's with him?
**[03:22] ---**
Tamama, Nishizawa-san is looking for you.
**[03:26] ---**
Move.
**[03:27] ---**
O-Okay...
**[03:34] ---**
He's probably going through
a rebellious phase.
**[03:36] ---**
Rebellious phase?
**[03:38] ---**
You two haven't given me
any problems recently,
**[03:42] ---**
but when you were little, you went
through your own rebellious phases.
**[03:46] ---**
You'd resist everything I said
and were impossible to deal with.
**[03:50] ---**
Stop it! You're embarrassing me!
**[03:53] ---**
Well, as long as the people
around Tama-chan watch over him
**[03:57] ---**
to make sure he doesn't go in the wrong
direction, I'm sure it'll be okay.
**[04:05] ---**
And so, the next day...
**[04:10] ---**
G-Good morning, Tamama...
**[04:14] ---**
Tamama, I bought a cake. Want some?
**[04:20] ---**
Tamama, if there's anything on your mind,
you can always talk to me.
**[04:25] ---**
You've got a lot of people
around you who care about you.
**[04:29] ---**
Gero?
**[04:31] ---**
Quit rebelling!
***SIGN*** Breakdown
Studying
Dream
**[04:33] ---**
Grow up already!
**[04:37] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Giroro
**[04:38] ---**
You're annoying.
**[04:42] ---**
You can't litter here.
**[04:46] ---**
How's about this?
**[04:48] ---**
Wanna go somewhere fun with me?
**[04:57] ---**
Flaming top!
**[04:58] ---**
Knock it off!
**[05:00] ---**
Don't go along with strange
invitations like this, Tamama!
**[05:03] ---**
Let go of me! I can see the treasure...
**[05:06] ---**
I can see it!
**[05:07] ---**
Wait, Tamama!
**[05:09] ---**
Stop! Stop!
**[05:10] ---**
Don't do that, Lady Natsumi!
**[05:13] ---**
You mustn't interfere with the process.
**[05:15] ---**
What do you mean?
**[05:18] ---**
Keronian rebellious stage?
**[05:20] ---**
Indeed. Right now, Tamama-dono
**[05:23] ---**
is trying to climb the stairs
to Keronian adulthood.
***SIGN*** Adults
**[05:27] ---**
We have to help him so that
he can safely get through
**[05:31] ---**
the rebellious stage.
**[05:34] ---**
I'll explain.
**[05:35] ---**
When a Keronian reaches the rebellious
stage, the adults around them
**[05:38] ---**
have to say specific set expressions.
***SIGN*** Rebel
***SIGN*** Keron Rebellious Stage Manual
***SIGN*** Step 1
Rebellious Stage
**[05:43] ---**
Step 1: Being kind.
***SIGN*** Step 2
Rebellious Stage
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Step 2: Sometimes being strict.
***SIGN*** Step 3
Rebellious Stage
**[05:50] ---**
Step 3: Enticing them one time
down the path of delinquency.
***SIGN*** Step 4
Rebellious Stage
**[05:54] ---**
Step 4: It may become necessary
to talk with your fists.
***SIGN*** Final Step
Rebellious Stage
**[05:58] ---**
And the final step...
**[06:01] ---**
The rebellious stage...
***SIGN*** It comes upon you without a reason, and also leaves without a reason.
**[06:05] ---**
It comes upon you without a reason,
**[06:07] ---**
and also leaves without a reason.
**[06:12] ---**
With this expression to sum up the period,
the rebellious stage is over.
**[06:17] ---**
I... I took another step...
**[06:21] ---**
...towards maturity.
***SIGN*** Goodbye, rebellious stage
**[06:24] ---**
Goodbye, rebellious stage!
**[06:27] ---**
We've all walked that road ourselves.
**[06:31] ---**
That's right.
**[06:32] ---**
Huh...
**[06:33] ---**
But it seems like a cheap school drama.
**[06:35] ---**
Rude!
**[06:37] ---**
The above rituals have to be followed...
**[06:41] ---**
...but if they're interrupted along the way,
you have to start over from the beginning.
**[06:45] ---**
Really!
**[06:47] ---**
That must be tough.
**[06:48] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[06:50] ---**
So please don't interrupt next time.
**[06:53] ---**
Because even if we mess up the line,
we have to start over.
**[06:56] ---**
Then we'll help you!
**[06:58] ---**
Yeah. We have to get the old
Tamama back as soon as possible.
**[07:01] ---**
Then let's regroup.
***SIGN*** Keron Rebellious Stage
Manual
**[07:05] ---**
According to this manual, we draw
lots to decide on the roles.
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[07:10] ---**
Corporal Giroro is in charge of step 1.
***SIGN*** Step 1
**[07:16] ---**
I-If there's something on your mind, tell me.
**[07:19] ---**
Always around you... around you...
**[07:21] ---**
You're creepy.
**[07:23] ---**
Shut up! It's not like I wanna do this!
**[07:26] ---**
It's all for your sake, jerk!
**[07:27] ---**
Hey! Play your part, Giroro!
**[07:30] ---**
Clam it! I am playing my part!
**[07:33] ---**
You're useless!
**[07:35] ---**
You're the last person who
should be calling me that!
**[07:38] ---**
W-What are you doing?!
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[07:40] ---**
And so, one more time from the top.
***SIGN*** Step 1
**[07:43] ---**
If there's anything on your mind,
tell me about it.
**[07:45] ---**
You've always got a lot of allies.
**[07:48] ---**
Step 1 is cleared!
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[07:50] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is in charge of step 2!
***SIGN*** Step 2
**[07:55] ---**
Quit rebelling.
**[07:57] ---**
Grow up already.
**[07:59] ---**
No, no, no!
**[08:02] ---**
You've gotta give him some tough love!
**[08:04] ---**
Why do you think you've got
that wooden sword?
**[08:07] ---**
Make him listen if you have to!
**[08:11] ---**
Like this?
**[08:12] ---**
More violently!
**[08:14] ---**
All right!
***SIGN*** Whack
**[08:17] ---**
I... I'm sorry, Sarge!
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[08:20] ---**
For now, they start over.
**[08:22] ---**
If there's something on your mind,
tell me about it.
***SIGN*** Step 1
**[08:25] ---**
You've always got a lot of allies.
***SIGN*** Step 2
**[08:28] ---**
Stop rebelling!
**[08:30] ---**
Grow up already!
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[08:32] ---**
Step 2 is cleared!
**[08:34] ---**
In charge of step 3...
***SIGN*** Pain
**[08:36] ---**
Hey, why do I have to wear this get-up?
**[08:40] ---**
That brings out the delinquent vibe.
**[08:43] ---**
Now go on!
***SIGN*** Step 3
**[08:46] ---**
You're not supposed to litter here!
**[08:50] ---**
How's about this?
Wanna go somewhere fun with me?
**[08:53] ---**
Doesn't it sound strange for a girl
to say "How's about this?"
**[08:57] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[08:59] ---**
Starting over again...
***SIGN*** Step 1
**[09:00] ---**
You've always got a lot of allies...
***SIGN*** Step 2
**[09:04] ---**
Hurry up and become an adult!
***SIGN*** Step 3
**[09:06] ---**
How about goin' somewhere fun with me?
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[09:09] ---**
Step 3 is a success.
**[09:11] ---**
And step 4...
***SIGN*** Step 4
**[09:15] ---**
Go! High score! Gero gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Step ?
**[09:18] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[09:20] ---**
It's your turn to talk to him
with your fists, Sarge!
**[09:22] ---**
Don't talk to me right now!
**[09:25] ---**
I'm at a good part!
**[09:27] ---**
We'll never be done with this
if you keep playing games!
**[09:30] ---**
This is for Tamama's sake, remember?!
**[09:32] ---**
Shut up, already!
**[09:34] ---**
Right now, this is more important!
**[09:36] ---**
This is the only language you understand!
**[09:38] ---**
Gero!
**[09:40] ---**
That hurt! You red Daruma!
**[09:42] ---**
Look at this lump!
There was no call to hit me!
**[09:46] ---**
Tamama!
**[09:47] ---**
Hey! What good does a
slugfest between you do?!
***SIGN*** Super Sidekicks
**[10:11] ---**
Tama...
**[10:11] ---**
Keroro Punch!
**[10:11] ---**
Giroro Punch!
**[10:13] ---**
Dama!
**[10:15] ---**
Coincidental double punch!
***SIGN*** Double Punch
**[10:17] ---**
And that's more or less
a success with step 4.
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[10:21] ---**
Ow...
**[10:22] ---**
Okay, you're good.
**[10:24] ---**
Tama...
**[10:25] ---**
Whether you're in space or
on Earth, a rebellious stage
**[10:29] ---**
always involves the people around you.
**[10:32] ---**
Lady Mom, I appreciate your kindness.
**[10:35] ---**
Sorry.
**[10:36] ---**
That's okay.
**[10:37] ---**
But now Tamama can get past
his rebellious stage, right?
**[10:41] ---**
Good for you, Tamama.
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[10:45] ---**
The final step at last. All right...
**[10:47] ---**
It's Lance Corporal Dororo's turn!
**[10:49] ---**
Nin!
***SIGN*** Final Step
**[10:51] ---**
Tamama-dono...
**[10:54] ---**
The rebellious stage...
***SIGN*** It comes upon you without a reason, and leaves...
**[10:57] ---**
It comes upon you without a reason,
**[10:59] ---**
and leaves...
**[11:03] ---**
And leaves...
***SIGN*** It comes upon you without a reason, and leaves...
**[11:05] ---**
And leaves...
**[11:07] ---**
What was the rest?
**[11:12] ---**
Pfft.
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[11:15] ---**
You're annoying.
**[11:17] ---**
I am sorry, everyone!
**[11:19] ---**
Long story short,
Private 2nd Class Tamama's rebellious stage
**[11:22] ---**
lasted a little longer.
**[11:26] ---**
Tama!
**[11:36] ---**
Gerocchi!
**[11:42] ---**
Tomorrow, around this time,
**[11:44] ---**
the invasion of Pekopon will be complete!
**[11:47] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[11:49] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gerorincho!
***SIGN*** Fully Automatic Drone Invasion Machine
**[11:54] ---**
A fully automatic drone invasion machine!
**[11:59] ---**
Kululu: Home Alone, Sir?
**[12:05] ---**
Sarge! Snack time!
**[12:08] ---**
Uh oh, nobody's home.
**[12:10] ---**
Huh? Just you, Kululu?
**[12:12] ---**
It looks like they all went out.
***SIGN*** Invasion Day Trip Hot Spring Tour
**[12:19] ---**
A one-day hot springs tour
during a break in the invasion?
***SIGN*** Red Juice
**[12:26] ---**
Here, Uncle.
**[12:31] ---**
Here, Mr. Sergeant! "Aaah!"
**[12:33] ---**
Still, should we not have
invited Kululu, too?
**[12:39] ---**
It's fine!
**[12:40] ---**
Even if we did invite him,
**[12:42] ---**
"It's a pain, so no thanks"
**[12:45] ---**
is what he'd say for sure.
**[12:47] ---**
Right.
**[12:48] ---**
And if he did go, he'd probably ruin it
by turning the hot spring into curry.
***SIGN*** Curry Bath
**[12:53] ---**
T-True...
**[12:55] ---**
Well, we can buy him a souvenir...
**[12:58] ---**
...so let's just have fun today!
**[13:00] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Melon Strawberry
**[13:02] ---**
Only Kululu?
**[13:04] ---**
He said Sarge and the others
won't be back 'til tonight.
**[13:08] ---**
Well, if we just invite Kululu,
I'm sure he'd say,
**[13:12] ---**
"There's no way I'd eat with you two clowns"
**[13:16] ---**
or something like that, but he wouldn't come.
**[13:18] ---**
Sis...
**[13:20] ---**
Pardon the interruption.
**[13:24] ---**
I-It's unusual,
**[13:26] ---**
you coming up here alone...
**[13:28] ---**
Have some shaved ice with us, Kululu.
**[13:30] ---**
Forget it.
***SIGN*** Fast Answer
**[13:31] ---**
I told you!
**[13:33] ---**
Then I wonder why he's here.
**[13:34] ---**
Who can understand what he's thinking?
**[13:37] ---**
Not that I care...
**[13:39] ---**
...but your shaved ice is gonna melt.
**[13:42] ---**
Hurry up and consume it.
**[13:44] ---**
I... I know!
***SIGN*** Silence
**[14:02] ---**
Jeez...
**[14:03] ---**
How long is he gonna do that?
**[14:05] ---**
And sitting formal-style, yet.
**[14:07] ---**
Hey, how long are you gonna sit there?
**[14:09] ---**
I can't relax when I'm eating!
**[14:12] ---**
I bet you really do want to have
some shaved ice, huh?
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry Sweet
**[14:19] ---**
Curry-in-a-pouch.
**[14:21] ---**
D-Don't you dare!
**[14:23] ---**
That's right! Shaved ice would be
disgusting with curry!
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry Sweet
**[14:43] ---**
W-What is this?!
**[14:47] ---**
Maybe a UFO?!
**[14:49] ---**
Wrong.
**[14:50] ---**
That's a simple automatic invasion machine
that invades planets by itself.
**[14:56] ---**
It looks like someone set it in motion
to invade Pekopon, huh?
**[15:00] ---**
You knew about it?
**[15:01] ---**
But of course!
**[15:03] ---**
Why didn't you say anything before?!
**[15:05] ---**
You didn't ask.
**[15:07] ---**
You really are a jerk!
**[15:09] ---**
Please do something, Kululu!
**[15:12] ---**
I can't.
**[15:14] ---**
For one thing, I have no
obligation to protect Pekopon.
**[15:17] ---**
If things get dicey, I can just escape.
**[15:19] ---**
What?!
**[15:20] ---**
Well, if you're going to
try something on your own,
**[15:23] ---**
I guess I could lend you weapons.
**[15:26] ---**
Please!
**[15:29] ---**
Well, since you're debasing yourselves
that much, I suppose I should.
**[15:32] ---**
Hold it in, Sis!
**[15:35] ---**
The Kululu Special Delicious Super X Bird!
**[15:39] ---**
Standby for liftoff!
**[15:46] ---**
Liftoff!
***SIGN*** Silence
**[15:50] ---**
It's not flying?
**[15:51] ---**
Did you put in 100 yen?
**[15:53] ---**
It's not a game! Don't screw
around at a time like this!
**[15:57] ---**
Sis! Look, over here...
**[15:59] ---**
Sheesh!
***SIGN*** Here
**[16:01] ---**
Then what should we do?
**[16:02] ---**
First, that red button...
**[16:05] ---**
This, right?
**[16:08] ---**
That's the eject button.
**[16:10] ---**
Only use it in an emergency.
**[16:12] ---**
Tell me that beforehand!
***SIGN*** Ejection Button
**[16:14] ---**
And that blue lever...
**[16:16] ---**
This?
**[16:19] ---**
It's the ambush lever.
***SIGN*** Ambush Lever
**[16:21] ---**
It has an immediate effect
on comedian-type enemies.
**[16:24] ---**
Listen, you!
**[16:26] ---**
Since you're unhelpful, I'll just experiment!
***SIGN*** Banana Peels
**[16:30] ---**
Banana peels for hand-to-hand combat!
**[16:32] ---**
Maybe this one?
***SIGN*** Emergency
Provisions
**[16:34] ---**
Emergency provisions for a long war!
**[16:36] ---**
What the heck?! How are we
supposed to fly this thing?!
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Oh, you wanted to make it fly?
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Then you have to put in 400 more yen.
***SIGN*** 400 yen
**[16:46] ---**
You wanna see me really angry?
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Okay, okay!
**[16:48] ---**
You're plenty angry already!
**[16:52] ---**
Here it comes, Fuyuki!
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Right!
**[16:54] ---**
Target acquired!
**[16:56] ---**
Firing missiles!
**[16:58] ---**
Fire!
**[17:09] ---**
We can do that, too!
**[17:29] ---**
My head is spinning...
**[17:38] ---**
W-What's that?!
**[17:40] ---**
It came back!
**[17:41] ---**
Why, you...!
**[17:51] ---**
Sis!
**[17:52] ---**
No effect!
**[17:52] ---**
It's pointless.
**[17:54] ---**
It's got a shield up.
**[17:57] ---**
On top of that,
it has a mega particle cannon
**[18:00] ---**
that can reduce a radius of dozens of
kilometers to ashes with one shot.
**[18:05] ---**
It seems that it's too late.
**[18:08] ---**
It can't be!
**[18:10] ---**
I think you'd be best off
just flying away to escape.
**[18:13] ---**
No! I'm not giving up!
There must be a way!
**[18:16] ---**
I've got it!
**[18:18] ---**
The shield must get in the way
when it fires that mega particle cannon!
**[18:22] ---**
I see! We should wait for
that instant and then attack!
**[18:26] ---**
Well done!
**[18:29] ---**
I thought this might happen...
**[18:35] ---**
...so I have an anti-invasion
machine destroyer missile.
**[18:37] ---**
The effect will be outstanding!
**[18:40] ---**
However, you've only got one shot,
so aim carefully.
**[18:45] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[18:52] ---**
Now, Sis!
**[18:53] ---**
Firing missile!
**[18:57] ---**
Huh? The missile won't fire!
**[18:59] ---**
No way!
**[19:00] ---**
Electrical equipment trouble...
**[19:03] ---**
I guess we're out of options.
**[19:04] ---**
Do something!
**[19:05] ---**
Easy for you to say...
**[19:07] ---**
Please, Kululu!
**[19:09] ---**
Then...
**[19:12] ---**
...shall we consume shaved ice
covered with curry?
***SIGN*** Ice
**[19:15] ---**
W-What are you saying at a time like this?
***SIGN*** Ice
**[19:18] ---**
Would you consume it?
Shaved ice covered in curry.
**[19:27] ---**
Fine! Pour curry on top of the shaved ice!
**[19:29] ---**
I'll eat it, too! So Kululu...
**[19:33] ---**
Okay!
**[19:34] ---**
Hey!
**[19:36] ---**
I'll ignite it directly in
the missile's drive unit.
**[19:39] ---**
Hold on!
**[19:43] ---**
There's no time!
**[19:44] ---**
Kululu...
**[19:45] ---**
Almost have it...
**[19:49] ---**
Fire!
**[19:56] ---**
My glasses...
**[20:10] ---**
He did it!
**[20:12] ---**
Thank you, Kululu! You can come up now!
**[20:16] ---**
Kululu? Kululu?!
**[20:19] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[20:20] ---**
What's wrong, Kululu?
**[20:22] ---**
Hey, Kululu!
**[20:23] ---**
Kululu!
**[20:26] ---**
Yes, you called?
**[20:29] ---**
I've always wanted to try
that scene from Belfast.
**[20:34] ---**
Don't do things that make me
jump to conclusions!
**[20:38] ---**
Meanwhile, in space...
**[20:41] ---**
Hey, why are we heading home
instead of going to a hot spring?
**[20:44] ---**
Don't even ask that!
**[20:45] ---**
You left behind an automatic invasion
machine without saying anything?!
**[20:48] ---**
After all...
**[20:50] ---**
...I wanted to surprise you guys when we
got back home and the invasion was done.
***SIGN*** Now's your chance! Great price! Fully Automatic Drone Invasion Machine
**[20:54] ---**
Besides, I got it on sale.
**[20:57] ---**
Those ad slogans are bogus.
**[20:59] ---**
I have heard it is a piece of junk
with controls that do not work.
**[21:03] ---**
Gero... Th-Then...
**[21:06] ---**
Um...
**[21:08] ---**
Why is it broken?
**[21:14] ---**
You saved us this time, Kululu.
**[21:16] ---**
For a second there, I wasn't sure
if we were gonna make it.
**[21:19] ---**
You don't need to thank me.
**[21:21] ---**
However...
**[21:24] ---**
...consume the entire thing!
***SIGN*** Urk
**[21:27] ---**
And that's Sergeant Major Kululu,
whose love for curry and mischief
***SIGN*** Ice
**[21:30] ---**
know no bounds.
**[21:33] ---**
What is this?!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Well, everyone, we meet again.
This is your narrator.
**[23:10] ---**
Next week... well, you already know, right?
**[23:12] ---**
That girl is making yet another appearance.
**[23:14] ---**
And it seems she's going to
fight a suspicious being.
***SIGN*** Hollywood Dangal (Number One)
**[23:17] ---**
Great, right? Looks interesting, doesn't it?
**[23:19] ---**
But there's not much for
me to do, you know?
**[23:21] ---**
That aside,
**[23:23] ---**
goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
**[23:26] ---**
"Alisa & Fuyuki: UMA vs. Dangal, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a full-length episode! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!