E86 - Natsumi & Fuyuki: The Hinata House, Where Devils Dwell, Sir! / Keroro Becomes a Superhero, Sir!

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[00:02] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:31] ---
    Doesn't time fly? The year is almost over.
[01:35] ---
    The cold air seems to become more biting
    with every passing day this season.
[01:41] ---
    But, as usual, the Hinata household has
    no time for such sentimental commentary.
SIGN    Currently bathing 723 (Natsumi)
SIGN    Rumble
SIGN    Scrape
[01:53] ---
    Who's there?!
SIGN    Silence...
[01:57] ---
    Did I imagine that?
[02:07] ---
    Sis?!
SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Creeeeeak
[02:22] ---
    Fuyuki! The shower!
    The shower's moving on its own!
[02:26] ---
    Sis...
[02:27] ---
    It's finally happened at our house!
SIGN    Poltergeist Phenomenon
[02:29] ---
    A real poltergeist phenomenon!
[02:32] ---
    There's no way that's true! No way!
[02:34] ---
    It's gotta be that stupid frog again!
[02:40] ---
    Natsumi & Fuyuki: The Hinata House,
     Where Devils Dwell, Sir!
[02:45] ---
    Gero! I finally got my hands on one!
[02:48] ---
    Char's Gyan!
[02:50] ---
    All that's left is to put
    the head and shield on!
[02:53] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[02:56] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog!
[02:57] ---
    Gero?!
[02:58] ---
    This is your doing again,
    isn't it? It is, isn't it?
[03:02] ---
    Gero? What are you talking about, ma'am?
[03:05] ---
    The poltergeist effect.
SIGN    Vrrrr
[03:07] ---
    Sis seems to think you've got space
    aliens doing all this, like before...
SIGN    Whoosh
SIGN    Hinata
SIGN    Ding Dong
SIGN    Clatter
[03:12] ---
    Gero!
[03:14] ---
    That's an outrageous accusation!
[03:16] ---
    Lady Natsumi, why must you suspect me of
    something every time you open your mouth?!
SIGN    Gupon
[03:22] ---
    In the first place, this whole time,
    I've been busy making Gundam mo—
[03:26] ---
    Gero?
[03:29] ---
    M-Moving on its own again...
[03:31] ---
    Wowww!
[03:33] ---
    Th-The only one capable of doing this is...
[03:36] ---
    You think I did it?
[03:38] ---
    So you did this?
[03:40] ---
    I knew it...
[03:41] ---
    That's it?
[03:43] ---
    No...
[03:45] ---
    This is not me...
[03:47] ---
    I'm sorry... This is scaring me, so I'm
    going to hide myself away for a while.
[03:51] ---
    Hm? What? What's going on?
SIGN    Gupon
SIGN    Kero kero kero!
[04:05] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero, forward ho!
[04:13] ---
    Wh-What is... going on around here?!
[04:17] ---
    Gero!
[04:19] ---
    N-No way!
[04:25] ---
    What's wrong, Natsumi?!
[04:28] ---
    What on Earth is happening?!
[04:30] ---
    Gero!
[04:33] ---
    D-Don't tell me...
[04:34] ---
    It's a poltergeist phenomenon of the same
    type as the one in Kampala, Africa in 1966!
[04:41] ---
    This is no time to be rejoicing!
[04:44] ---
    This has to the work of those hostile
    haunting-type aliens, the Spectronians!
[04:49] ---
    Spectronians?!
SIGN    Fo fo fo fo fo fo...
[04:51] ---
    Those ones who possess an entire building
    and eat all its inhabitants?!
SIGN    Munch munch munch munch...
[04:54] ---
    Those Spectronians?!
SIGN    Ptooie
[04:57] ---
    What a nuisance to have those after us...
[05:00] ---
    Are we going to be eaten?
[05:02] ---
    I don't want to be eaten by my own house!
[05:06] ---
    Calm down! We're getting out of here!
[05:11] ---
    What?!
[05:13] ---
    Shiver shudder shiver shudder...!
[05:16] ---
    Shiver shudder...!
[05:19] ---
    They're planning to seal us in...
[05:22] ---
    Why is it always like this?!
[05:25] ---
    It won't open!
[05:26] ---
    Open, you little...
[05:29] ---
    Out of the way, Natsumi!
[05:30] ---
    H-Hey, don't break it!
[05:33] ---
    This is an emergency!
[05:39] ---
    What?!
[05:40] ---
    Ugh, Giroro! You're so terrible!
[05:42] ---
    What did you call me?!
[05:44] ---
    I think you should leave this to me, sir!
[05:46] ---
    As if you're responsible
    enough to handle this!
[05:48] ---
    Just leave it to me, sir!
[05:51] ---
    Not happening...!
[05:57] ---
    Gero...
[05:59] ---
    T-Tactical retreat.
[06:03] ---
    How's it looking, Giroro?
[06:05] ---
    No good. This won't open, either.
[06:07] ---
    L-Let's try the Japanese room, sir.
[06:09] ---
    All right.
[06:12] ---
    Gero!
[06:14] ---
    Sarge?
[06:18] ---
    W-Water...
[06:21] ---
    Th-This way's no good. Another route.
[06:24] ---
    We'll escape via the second floor.
[06:29] ---
    Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut!
[06:35] ---
    Darn these...
[06:38] ---
    ...Spectronians...
[06:40] ---
    What do we do, Sis?!
[06:48] ---
    Sis?
[06:49] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[06:50] ---
    Here we go!
[06:51] ---
    Let's goooooooo!
[06:55] ---
    Okay. We'll escape out the window.
[07:04] ---
    You intend to eat us no matter what we do?!
[07:07] ---
    Come on, Mr. Spectronian...
[07:10] ---
    I don't think I'll be very tasty, sir.
[07:12] ---
    So be a gentleman and let me free?
[07:15] ---
    Begging the enemy for your life?!
    You call yourself a soldier?!
[07:18] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Squeeze
[07:23] ---
    Sarge!
[07:26] ---
    Hmph. Negotiations failed, huh.
[07:28] ---
    Then... I will break through by force!
SIGN    Fwap
[07:35] ---
    Giroro!
[07:36] ---
    
[07:38] ---
    Come on, Giroro!
[07:42] ---
    A little more...
[07:42] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[07:43] ---
    Just a little more...!
[07:47] ---
    If we can't get out through
    your room, then maybe mine!
[07:51] ---
    N-No way...
[07:59] ---
    So you won't let us out here, either.
[08:02] ---
    Oh... oh no...
[08:05] ---
    Are we stuck here until we get eaten?
[08:08] ---
    Don't say that. We're getting
    out of here, no matter what!
[08:12] ---
    But I'm so worn out already...
[08:14] ---
    And I'm so hungry...
[08:16] ---
    And so thirsty...
SIGN    Clatter
    Clatter
[08:19] ---
    What's that sound?
SIGN    Clatter
    Clatter
[08:20] ---
    It's coming from down below...
[08:28] ---
    Those Spectronians...
[08:30] ---
    Taunting us...
[08:32] ---
    Interesting... Very well, then.
[08:34] ---
    This is war!
[08:38] ---
    Everyone, stay close!
[08:43] ---
    Here we go.
[08:44] ---
    Right.
[08:49] ---
    What the?
[08:50] ---
    What's going on?
[08:58] ---
    What's all this about?
[08:59] ---
    It's...
[09:01] ---
    ...a trap!
[09:06] ---
    What is this nonsense?!
[09:13] ---
    Y-You can't beat me!
[09:19] ---
    Gero?!
[09:20] ---
    Sarge!
[09:24] ---
    I-It ate them...
[09:32] ---
    Tch. Well, there goes my fun.
[09:35] ---
    Don't worry about those two.
[09:40] ---
    See, they've just passed out.
[09:43] ---
    What is all this?
[09:45] ---
    There are no Spectronians
    haunting this house.
[09:49] ---
    The cause is my improved
    version of Nanora,
[09:51] ---
    "Tsukumogamirakulu GP01."
[09:54] ---
    Tsukumogamirakulu?
[09:55] ---
    Yeah. They're nanotech machines
    that can give souls to matter.
[10:00] ---
    I just finished up the prototype,
[10:02] ---
    so I took the liberty of testing it
    on this house.
[10:07] ---
    Hey! How many times have I told you not
    to mess around with someone else's house?!
[10:11] ---
    Giving souls to matter...
[10:14] ---
    Wait, could that be why this
    house's "heart" has awakened?
[10:19] ---
    Its "heart"?
[10:21] ---
    The food from before, the shower,
    the toilet paper, all of it—
[10:25] ---
    I think all of it was the house trying
    to do something for our benefit.
[10:30] ---
    Then... the reason it was trapping us here...
[10:33] ---
    It probably just didn't want us to leave!
[10:36] ---
    That's it, isn't it? I'm right, aren't I?
[10:40] ---
    Tsukumogamirakulu GP01 has
    completely ceased functioning.
[10:45] ---
    Useless with such a short lifespan.
[10:48] ---
    This one's going into storage...
[10:50] ---
    Then...
[10:51] ---
    This house is back to normal.
[10:53] ---
    And houses don't have hearts.
[10:57] ---
    Really?
SIGN    I'm looking forward to all our days together ♥
[11:00] ---
    Can we really be so sure?
[11:04] ---
    I don't know whether
    houses have souls or not,
[11:07] ---
    but why not show yours some
    thanks this New Year's,
[11:10] ---
    by giving it an early
    and thorough cleaning?
[11:20] ---
    The script.
[11:21] ---
    Absolutely indispensible to
    any movie, drama, or anime,
[11:25] ---
    one could call it the blueprint.
SIGN    Team Project K
[11:28] ---
    And here, we can find one alien with
    glittering ambitions kept close to his chest...
[11:34] ---
    A new hero program?
[11:36] ---
    Yes! It is a request from an Iventerian, sir!
[11:40] ---
    To plan and produce a new program to
    succeed Jabariser, with universal appeal!
[11:46] ---
    And? Why are we here?
[11:50] ---
    What do you mean, "why"?
[11:52] ---
    You're all going to be on the show, sirs!
[11:54] ---
    If it's a hit, I'll be rolling in royalties!
[11:56] ---
    A life of comfort, ma'am!
[11:59] ---
    And you gathered us all here for this?
[12:02] ---
    Gero...
[12:04] ---
    I'm not helping you out
    with your part-time jobs!
[12:07] ---
    Let's go, Koyuki-chan!
[12:08] ---
    Ah, coming!
[12:09] ---
    I'm out, too!
[12:11] ---
    Because it has no relation
    to our invasion of Pekopon!
[12:13] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I am sorry!
[12:16] ---
    Or, like, battling alone?
[12:19] ---
    Every last one of you is a useless
    good-for-nothing, sir!
[12:22] ---
    But I won't give up so easily, sir!
[12:30] ---
    Hey! Stupid frog,
    what do you think you're p—
[12:37] ---
    Stupid frog, what are you doing to me?!
[12:40] ---
    Gaining your participation, of course.
[12:43] ---
    In my superhero program! Gero gerori!
[12:50] ---
    Keroro Becomes a Superhero, Sir!
SIGN    Invading Sentai: Kero Rangers
[13:03] ---
    Kero Red!
[13:05] ---
    Tama Black!
[13:07] ---
    Giro Blue!
[13:10] ---
    Kulu Yellow.
[13:12] ---
    Doro Pink!
[13:14] ---
    The five of us are...
[13:18] ---
    ...the Kero Rangers!
[13:21] ---
    Gero?
[13:22] ---
    And so what is this supposed to be?
[13:25] ---
    Why, thank you for asking, Giro Blue!
[13:28] ---
    And more importantly, where are we?
SIGN    Pink?
[13:30] ---
    P-Pink?
[13:32] ---
    This world is a visualization of the
    stage of my new program as I imagined it!
[13:36] ---
    And your conciousness has
    been imported into this world
[13:40] ---
    using the Script Materialization Machine
    I borrowed from the Iventerian, sir!
[13:44] ---
    Script Materialization Machine?!
[13:46] ---
    Indeed! Then, without further delay...
[13:49] ---
    Scene 6, quayside. Dark clouds spread,
[13:52] ---
    and the Pekopon Fortress emerges,
    accompanied by earthquakes.
[13:59] ---
    What?!
[14:04] ---
    Th-That's...!
[14:05] ---
    Oh, a classic design!
SIGN    Pekopon Fortress
[14:12] ---
    The Pekopon Fortress emerges!
[14:14] ---
    What did you do, Keroro?!
[14:17] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Invading Sentai: Kero Rangers
[14:18] ---
    In this world, the script written
    in this script book materializes,
[14:22] ---
    and so the footage is produced.
[14:24] ---
    You will be the cast, men!
[14:26] ---
    The cast?!
[14:28] ---
    You will say your lines exactly as
    written in the script, and act them out.
[14:31] ---
    You are, as it were, my puppets!
[14:34] ---
    So that is why my body
    did that just now...
[14:37] ---
    Quite an interesting mechanism
    you have there...
[14:40] ---
    Incidentally, as for me...
[14:42] ---
    ...supporting the Kero Rangers,
[14:44] ---
    I'm the android Andro Mois!
[14:47] ---
    Or, like, manmade human?
[14:48] ---
    Ohh, Lady Mois!
[14:50] ---
    You're the perfect tokusatsu heroine!
[14:52] ---
    Perfect for the part!
[14:53] ---
    Thank you very much, Uncle!
[14:56] ---
    Nnn! Jealousy!
SIGN    Jealousy
[14:58] ---
    And of course! We can't
    forget about the bad guy!
[15:01] ---
    Scene 7, Pekopon Fortress.
    Three figures show themselves...
[15:05] ---
    They are...
[15:09] ---
    Emperor of the Pekoponian Empire,
    Professor Fuyuking!
[15:13] ---
    The Vampire Queen, Dark Summer!
[15:17] ---
    Panther Kunoichi, Koyukiller!
[15:21] ---
    Why are we the bad guys?!
[15:24] ---
    This is stupid.
[15:25] ---
    I'm having no part in this.
[15:27] ---
    That may not be as easy as you hope, my dear!
[15:31] ---
    Wh-Wh-What?!
[15:33] ---
    Foolish Kero Rangers! You shall serve us!
[15:37] ---
    Um... Sis?
[15:40] ---
    M-My mouth is just...
    saying the lines on its own...
[15:43] ---
    Gero gero.
[15:45] ---
    I told you, ma'am.
[15:46] ---
    No one can stray off my script!
[15:49] ---
    Stop it, Sarge!
[15:51] ---
    Aren't we frie—
[15:52] ---
    Prepare yourselves, Kero Rangers!
[15:55] ---
    Today we shall settle this once and for all!
[15:58] ---
    Bring it on!
[16:00] ---
    Oh, it's going really well!
     What a great mood!
[16:03] ---
    Now, scene 36.
    The final battle at the quarry!
[16:10] ---
    Really? Final battle already?
[16:13] ---
    Isn't this the first episode
    of the Kero Rangers?
[16:16] ---
    You keep your mouth shut! I want climax
    after climax right from the start!
[16:19] ---
    That's what's gonna make the
    Kero Rangers so popular!
[16:23] ---
    Do your best, Uncle!
[16:25] ---
    I'll be supporting you all
    from back here at HQ!
[16:29] ---
    Or, like, useless cheering?
[16:31] ---
    Mghh... I can't believe I'm going to be
    forced into fighting Natsumi again like this!
[16:35] ---
    Ugh, how did I get myself into this...
[16:38] ---
    Send them to the depths of hell!
[16:40] ---
    Leave it to me, big brother!
[16:42] ---
    Wait, I'm the younger sister in this?!
[16:48] ---
    Fire ze missiles!
[16:53] ---
    Great! Exactly according to the script!
[16:56] ---
    Kero Rangers, go!
[16:58] ---
    Yeah!
[16:59] ---
    Kero Red weaves through the missiles
    raining down with his nimble movements!
[17:03] ---
    But Tama Black fails to completely
    dodge one of the missiles,
[17:07] ---
    and unluckily gets caught
    in the explosion!
[17:09] ---
    Tama!
[17:09] ---
    Tama Black! Don't die...
[17:11] ---
    You can't die!
[17:13] ---
    But his wish is in vain, as Tama Black
     quietly draws his last brea—
[17:18] ---
    What do you call this development?!
[17:21] ---
    I told you, it's climax after climax...
[17:24] ---
    When a good guy suddenly dies, that's gonna
    get you excited, whether you like it or not!
[17:28] ---
    I canot accept this silly thing!
[17:31] ---
    At first glance, it appeared that Tama Black
[17:33] ---
    failed to dodge the missile
    and got caught in the explosion,
[17:35] ---
    but by some miracle,
    he escaped with his life!
[17:39] ---
    It is okay! I am perfectly fine!
[17:42] ---
    Ehee! Okay, bye bye slowpoke!
[17:44] ---
    Good grief. Now you see why.
[17:46] ---
    This is why I don't like
    working with amateurs.
[17:48] ---
    It's so contrived to have
    them be alive, after all!
[17:51] ---
    Well, who cares? There'll be another
    great moment in a minute, anyway.
[17:58] ---
    What's taking you all so long?!
    Hurry up and deal with them!!
[18:01] ---
    Fuyuking Final Winter Beam!
[18:05] ---
    Avoiding the beams by
    the skin of their teeth,
[18:07] ---
    red, black, pink, yellow—
[18:09] ---
    but Giro Blue takes a direct hit from
    the beams, and is charred black!
[18:13] ---
    Giro Blue! Don't die! Don't d—
[18:16] ---
    You're not killing me off!
[18:19] ---
    Everyone thought he had been
    charred black,
[18:21] ---
    but he had protected his body
    with a defensive barrier!
[18:23] ---
    You rank amateur!
[18:25] ---
    I reject your wacko script!
[18:28] ---
    Yours was way more wacko
    than mine was, dumbo!
[18:31] ---
    Then I'll show you an
    even more amazing twist!
[18:34] ---
    Koyukiller vs. Doro Pink!
[18:36] ---
    Showdown of fated rivals!
[18:39] ---
    Today, we will settle this once and for all!
[18:41] ---
    I accept your challenge!
[18:55] ---
    Doro Pink, I won't let you die...
[18:58] ---
    Koyukiller, I will be your opponent!
[19:00] ---
    Hup!
[19:00] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[19:01] ---
    Triple Kick!
[19:04] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[19:05] ---
    Take this!
[19:07] ---
    Gero?
[19:08] ---
    Dororo!
[19:09] ---
    What do you think you're doing, Dororo?!
[19:10] ---
    Fiction it may be, but I cannot bear
    to fight with Koyuki-dono any more!
[19:16] ---
    Dororo...
[19:17] ---
    What.
[19:18] ---
    Why aren't you acting
    according to my script?!
[19:20] ---
    Okay, then... Tama Black attacks Doro Pink,
    who had suddenly betrayed the Rangers...
[19:27] ---
    Huh?
[19:28] ---
    You are just going to take the
    good part anyway, Mr. Sergeant.
[19:31] ---
    It is boring, so I am not
    going to do this anymore.
[19:34] ---
    I've had more than enough
    of being a foil.
[19:37] ---
    I didn't even have any
    time in the spotlight.
[19:40] ---
    So what... You're all just going
    to betray the Kero Rangers?
[19:45] ---
    In that case...
[19:46] ---
    Betrayed by all his comrades,
    Kero Red was alone and unaided.
[19:49] ---
    But little did they know that
    he had a secret weapon!
[19:52] ---
    Come on! Kero Ranger Robo!
[19:57] ---
    Take Out!
[20:01] ---
    You traitors who sold your souls
     to the Pekoponian Empire!
[20:04] ---
    Kero Red will mete out your punishment!
[20:07] ---
    This guy is unbelievable!
[20:09] ---
    Using a robot is cheating!
[20:10] ---
    Talk to the hand!
[20:12] ---
    Deathblow! Invasion Sword!
[20:16] ---
    Please Smile Method!
[20:19] ---
    Invader Drop!
[20:21] ---
    Sarge!
[20:22] ---
    Stop this already!
[20:28] ---
    It's gonna blow!
[20:30] ---
    Wait, why, why... Whyyyy?!
[20:35] ---
    It's finally over...
[20:37] ---
    Not yet...
[20:39] ---
    It's not over yet, sir...
[20:41] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?!
[20:42] ---
    You were still alive?!
[20:44] ---
    If I die here, the show can't go on!
[20:48] ---
    Kero Ranger King, who bestowed on us the
    power of justice two millenia ago...
[20:53] ---
    Traverse 30,000 years of time,
    and give me your power now!
[20:58] ---
    ...Huh?
[20:58] ---
    Umm, so, you met him two millenia ago, and
    he's traversing 30,000 years of time...
[21:03] ---
    It doesn't add up.
[21:05] ---
    The plot's completely broken.
[21:07] ---
    The Materialization Machine won't
    be able to process all this.
[21:11] ---
    Moaning and moaning about my scripts...
[21:14] ---
    This is all your fault!
[21:16] ---
    I'll send you all to hell together!
SIGN    Hero of Justice
[21:19] ---
    No longer a hero!
[21:22] ---
    He's totally the bad guy...
[21:24] ---
    With quite the obsession...
[21:27] ---
    Come forth... Mega-monstrous Nyororo!
[21:32] ---
    Ahhh, it's not working!
[21:33] ---
    Come out! Come out already!
[21:37] ---
    Out! Out! Out! Out!
[21:41] ---
    Ahhh! It really came out!
[21:52] ---
    Are we back to normal?
[21:55] ---
    Our leader pushed it too far.
[21:58] ---
    The machine's scrap now.
[22:00] ---
    Sarge!
[22:01] ---
    Nyororo-chan...
[22:01] ---
    Come on, wake up, Sarge!
[22:02] ---
    Don't come any closer...
[22:03] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[22:05] ---
    It seems he is still lost in
    the world of his imagination...
[22:08] ---
    I could just repair the machine, but...
[22:08] ---
    Don't... Don't come...
[22:10] ---
    I think I'll wait until the
    Iventerian comes to collect it.
[22:10] ---
    Go away! Gero... It's going to suck me up!
[22:14] ---
    I'm gonna dry out!
[22:15] ---
    Well, life doesn't always go according to
    the script, I suppose... good work, men!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:52] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro!
SIGN    Happy Birthday, Natsumi-chan
[23:54] ---
    December 9th in the cycle of Pekopon.
    I'm sure you all know what that is?
[23:58] ---
    Yes, it's my birthday—
[24:00] ---
    What? You didn't even know?
SIGN    Dororon!
[24:02] ---
    No way! Remember stuff like that! Seriously!
[24:05] ---
    And so, next episode will be...
[24:07] ---
    "Keroro: Celebrate! Happy Birthday, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
    "Mois in Wonderland, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    What?! It's not one big episode?!
[24:17] ---
    G-Ge-Gero...