# E86 - Natsumi & Fuyuki: The Hinata House, Where Devils Dwell, Sir! / Keroro Becomes a Superhero, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XK5X/natsumi--fuyuki-the-hinata-house-nwhere-devils-dwell-sir--keroro-becomes-a-superhero-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:31] ---**
Doesn't time fly? The year is almost over.
**[01:35] ---**
The cold air seems to become more biting
with every passing day this season.
**[01:41] ---**
But, as usual, the Hinata household has
no time for such sentimental commentary.
***SIGN*** Currently bathing 723 (Natsumi)
***SIGN*** Rumble
***SIGN*** Scrape
**[01:53] ---**
Who's there?!
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[01:57] ---**
Did I imagine that?
**[02:07] ---**
Sis?!
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Creeeeeak
**[02:22] ---**
Fuyuki! The shower!
The shower's moving on its own!
**[02:26] ---**
Sis...
**[02:27] ---**
It's finally happened at our house!
***SIGN*** Poltergeist Phenomenon
**[02:29] ---**
A real poltergeist phenomenon!
**[02:32] ---**
There's no way that's true! No way!
**[02:34] ---**
It's gotta be that stupid frog again!
**[02:40] ---**
Natsumi & Fuyuki: The Hinata House,
Where Devils Dwell, Sir!
**[02:45] ---**
Gero! I finally got my hands on one!
**[02:48] ---**
Char's Gyan!
**[02:50] ---**
All that's left is to put
the head and shield on!
**[02:53] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[02:56] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
**[02:57] ---**
Gero?!
**[02:58] ---**
This is your doing again,
isn't it? It is, isn't it?
**[03:02] ---**
Gero? What are you talking about, ma'am?
**[03:05] ---**
The poltergeist effect.
***SIGN*** Vrrrr
**[03:07] ---**
Sis seems to think you've got space
aliens doing all this, like before...
***SIGN*** Whoosh
***SIGN*** Hinata
***SIGN*** Ding Dong
***SIGN*** Clatter
**[03:12] ---**
Gero!
**[03:14] ---**
That's an outrageous accusation!
**[03:16] ---**
Lady Natsumi, why must you suspect me of
something every time you open your mouth?!
***SIGN*** Gupon
**[03:22] ---**
In the first place, this whole time,
I've been busy making Gundam mo—
**[03:26] ---**
Gero?
**[03:29] ---**
M-Moving on its own again...
**[03:31] ---**
Wowww!
**[03:33] ---**
Th-The only one capable of doing this is...
**[03:36] ---**
You think I did it?
**[03:38] ---**
So you did this?
**[03:40] ---**
I knew it...
**[03:41] ---**
That's it?
**[03:43] ---**
No...
**[03:45] ---**
This is not me...
**[03:47] ---**
I'm sorry... This is scaring me, so I'm
going to hide myself away for a while.
**[03:51] ---**
Hm? What? What's going on?
***SIGN*** Gupon
***SIGN*** Kero kero kero!
**[04:05] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero, forward ho!
**[04:13] ---**
Wh-What is... going on around here?!
**[04:17] ---**
Gero!
**[04:19] ---**
N-No way!
**[04:25] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?!
**[04:28] ---**
What on Earth is happening?!
**[04:30] ---**
Gero!
**[04:33] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
**[04:34] ---**
It's a poltergeist phenomenon of the same
type as the one in Kampala, Africa in 1966!
**[04:41] ---**
This is no time to be rejoicing!
**[04:44] ---**
This has to the work of those hostile
haunting-type aliens, the Spectronians!
**[04:49] ---**
Spectronians?!
***SIGN*** Fo fo fo fo fo fo...
**[04:51] ---**
Those ones who possess an entire building
and eat all its inhabitants?!
***SIGN*** Munch munch munch munch...
**[04:54] ---**
Those Spectronians?!
***SIGN*** Ptooie
**[04:57] ---**
What a nuisance to have *those* after us...
**[05:00] ---**
Are we going to be eaten?
**[05:02] ---**
I don't want to be eaten by my own house!
**[05:06] ---**
Calm down! We're getting out of here!
**[05:11] ---**
What?!
**[05:13] ---**
Shiver shudder shiver shudder...!
**[05:16] ---**
Shiver shudder...!
**[05:19] ---**
They're planning to seal us in...
**[05:22] ---**
Why is it always like this?!
**[05:25] ---**
It won't open!
**[05:26] ---**
Open, you little...
**[05:29] ---**
Out of the way, Natsumi!
**[05:30] ---**
H-Hey, don't break it!
**[05:33] ---**
This is an emergency!
**[05:39] ---**
What?!
**[05:40] ---**
Ugh, Giroro! You're so terrible!
**[05:42] ---**
What did you call me?!
**[05:44] ---**
I think you should leave this to me, sir!
**[05:46] ---**
As if you're responsible
enough to handle this!
**[05:48] ---**
Just leave it to me, sir!
**[05:51] ---**
Not happening...!
**[05:57] ---**
Gero...
**[05:59] ---**
T-Tactical retreat.
**[06:03] ---**
How's it looking, Giroro?
**[06:05] ---**
No good. This won't open, either.
**[06:07] ---**
L-Let's try the Japanese room, sir.
**[06:09] ---**
All right.
**[06:12] ---**
Gero!
**[06:14] ---**
Sarge?
**[06:18] ---**
W-Water...
**[06:21] ---**
Th-This way's no good. Another route.
**[06:24] ---**
We'll escape via the second floor.
**[06:29] ---**
Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut!
**[06:35] ---**
Darn these...
**[06:38] ---**
...Spectronians...
**[06:40] ---**
What do we do, Sis?!
**[06:48] ---**
Sis?
**[06:49] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[06:50] ---**
Here we go!
**[06:51] ---**
Let's goooooooo!
**[06:55] ---**
Okay. We'll escape out the window.
**[07:04] ---**
You intend to eat us no matter what we do?!
**[07:07] ---**
Come on, Mr. Spectronian...
**[07:10] ---**
I don't think I'll be very tasty, sir.
**[07:12] ---**
So be a gentleman and let me free?
**[07:15] ---**
Begging the enemy for your life?!
You call yourself a soldier?!
**[07:18] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[07:23] ---**
Sarge!
**[07:26] ---**
Hmph. Negotiations failed, huh.
**[07:28] ---**
Then... I will break through by force!
***SIGN*** Fwap
**[07:35] ---**
Giroro!
**[07:36] ---**
**[07:38] ---**
Come on, Giroro!
**[07:42] ---**
A little more...
**[07:42] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[07:43] ---**
Just a little more...!
**[07:47] ---**
If we can't get out through
your room, then maybe mine!
**[07:51] ---**
N-No way...
**[07:59] ---**
So you won't let us out here, either.
**[08:02] ---**
Oh... oh no...
**[08:05] ---**
Are we stuck here until we get eaten?
**[08:08] ---**
Don't say that. We're getting
out of here, no matter what!
**[08:12] ---**
But I'm so worn out already...
**[08:14] ---**
And I'm so hungry...
**[08:16] ---**
And so thirsty...
***SIGN*** Clatter
Clatter
**[08:19] ---**
What's that sound?
***SIGN*** Clatter
Clatter
**[08:20] ---**
It's coming from down below...
**[08:28] ---**
Those Spectronians...
**[08:30] ---**
Taunting us...
**[08:32] ---**
Interesting... Very well, then.
**[08:34] ---**
This is war!
**[08:38] ---**
Everyone, stay close!
**[08:43] ---**
Here we go.
**[08:44] ---**
Right.
**[08:49] ---**
What the?
**[08:50] ---**
What's going on?
**[08:58] ---**
What's all this about?
**[08:59] ---**
It's...
**[09:01] ---**
...a trap!
**[09:06] ---**
What is this nonsense?!
**[09:13] ---**
Y-You can't beat me!
**[09:19] ---**
Gero?!
**[09:20] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:24] ---**
I-It ate them...
**[09:32] ---**
Tch. Well, there goes my fun.
**[09:35] ---**
Don't worry about those two.
**[09:40] ---**
See, they've just passed out.
**[09:43] ---**
What is all this?
**[09:45] ---**
There are no Spectronians
haunting this house.
**[09:49] ---**
The cause is my improved
version of Nanora,
**[09:51] ---**
"Tsukumogamirakulu GP01."
**[09:54] ---**
Tsukumogamirakulu?
**[09:55] ---**
Yeah. They're nanotech machines
that can give souls to matter.
**[10:00] ---**
I just finished up the prototype,
**[10:02] ---**
so I took the liberty of testing it
on this house.
**[10:07] ---**
Hey! How many times have I told you not
to mess around with someone else's house?!
**[10:11] ---**
Giving souls to matter...
**[10:14] ---**
Wait, could that be why this
house's "heart" has awakened?
**[10:19] ---**
Its "heart"?
**[10:21] ---**
The food from before, the shower,
the toilet paper, all of it—
**[10:25] ---**
I think all of it was the house trying
to do something for our benefit.
**[10:30] ---**
Then... the reason it was trapping us here...
**[10:33] ---**
It probably just didn't want us to leave!
**[10:36] ---**
That's it, isn't it? I'm right, aren't I?
**[10:40] ---**
Tsukumogamirakulu GP01 has
completely ceased functioning.
**[10:45] ---**
Useless with such a short lifespan.
**[10:48] ---**
This one's going into storage...
**[10:50] ---**
Then...
**[10:51] ---**
This house is back to normal.
**[10:53] ---**
And houses don't have hearts.
**[10:57] ---**
Really?
***SIGN*** I'm looking forward to all our days together ♥
**[11:00] ---**
Can we really be so sure?
**[11:04] ---**
I don't know whether
houses have souls or not,
**[11:07] ---**
but why not show yours some
thanks this New Year's,
**[11:10] ---**
by giving it an early
and thorough cleaning?
**[11:20] ---**
The script.
**[11:21] ---**
Absolutely indispensible to
any movie, drama, or anime,
**[11:25] ---**
one could call it the blueprint.
***SIGN*** Team Project K
**[11:28] ---**
And here, we can find one alien with
glittering ambitions kept close to his chest...
**[11:34] ---**
A new hero program?
**[11:36] ---**
Yes! It is a request from an Iventerian, sir!
**[11:40] ---**
To plan and produce a new program to
succeed *Jabariser,* with universal appeal!
**[11:46] ---**
And? Why are we here?
**[11:50] ---**
What do you mean, "why"?
**[11:52] ---**
You're all going to be on the show, sirs!
**[11:54] ---**
If it's a hit, I'll be rolling in royalties!
**[11:56] ---**
A life of comfort, ma'am!
**[11:59] ---**
And you gathered us all here for this?
**[12:02] ---**
Gero...
**[12:04] ---**
I'm not helping you out
with your part-time jobs!
**[12:07] ---**
Let's go, Koyuki-chan!
**[12:08] ---**
Ah, coming!
**[12:09] ---**
I'm out, too!
**[12:11] ---**
Because it has no relation
to our invasion of Pekopon!
**[12:13] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I am sorry!
**[12:16] ---**
Or, like, battling alone?
**[12:19] ---**
Every last one of you is a useless
good-for-nothing, sir!
**[12:22] ---**
But I won't give up so easily, sir!
**[12:30] ---**
Hey! Stupid frog,
what do you think you're p—
**[12:37] ---**
Stupid frog, what are you doing to me?!
**[12:40] ---**
Gaining your participation, of course.
**[12:43] ---**
In my superhero program! Gero gerori!
**[12:50] ---**
Keroro Becomes a Superhero, Sir!
***SIGN*** Invading Sentai: Kero Rangers
**[13:03] ---**
Kero Red!
**[13:05] ---**
Tama Black!
**[13:07] ---**
Giro Blue!
**[13:10] ---**
Kulu Yellow.
**[13:12] ---**
Doro Pink!
**[13:14] ---**
The five of us are...
**[13:18] ---**
...the Kero Rangers!
**[13:21] ---**
Gero?
**[13:22] ---**
And so what is this supposed to be?
**[13:25] ---**
Why, thank you for asking, Giro Blue!
**[13:28] ---**
And more importantly, where are we?
***SIGN*** Pink?
**[13:30] ---**
P-Pink?
**[13:32] ---**
This world is a visualization of the
stage of my new program as I imagined it!
**[13:36] ---**
And your conciousness has
been imported into this world
**[13:40] ---**
using the Script Materialization Machine
I borrowed from the Iventerian, sir!
**[13:44] ---**
Script Materialization Machine?!
**[13:46] ---**
Indeed! Then, without further delay...
**[13:49] ---**
Scene 6, quayside. Dark clouds spread,
**[13:52] ---**
and the Pekopon Fortress emerges,
accompanied by earthquakes.
**[13:59] ---**
What?!
**[14:04] ---**
Th-That's...!
**[14:05] ---**
Oh, a classic design!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Fortress
**[14:12] ---**
The Pekopon Fortress emerges!
**[14:14] ---**
What did you do, Keroro?!
**[14:17] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Invading Sentai: Kero Rangers
**[14:18] ---**
In this world, the script written
in this script book materializes,
**[14:22] ---**
and so the footage is produced.
**[14:24] ---**
You will be the cast, men!
**[14:26] ---**
The cast?!
**[14:28] ---**
You will say your lines exactly as
written in the script, and act them out.
**[14:31] ---**
You are, as it were, my puppets!
**[14:34] ---**
So that is why my body
did that just now...
**[14:37] ---**
Quite an interesting mechanism
you have there...
**[14:40] ---**
Incidentally, as for me...
**[14:42] ---**
...supporting the Kero Rangers,
**[14:44] ---**
I'm the android Andro Mois!
**[14:47] ---**
Or, like, manmade human?
**[14:48] ---**
Ohh, Lady Mois!
**[14:50] ---**
You're the perfect tokusatsu heroine!
**[14:52] ---**
Perfect for the part!
**[14:53] ---**
Thank you very much, Uncle!
**[14:56] ---**
Nnn! Jealousy!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[14:58] ---**
And of course! We can't
forget about the bad guy!
**[15:01] ---**
Scene 7, Pekopon Fortress.
Three figures show themselves...
**[15:05] ---**
They are...
**[15:09] ---**
Emperor of the Pekoponian Empire,
Professor Fuyuking!
**[15:13] ---**
The Vampire Queen, Dark Summer!
**[15:17] ---**
Panther Kunoichi, Koyukiller!
**[15:21] ---**
Why are we the bad guys?!
**[15:24] ---**
This is stupid.
**[15:25] ---**
I'm having no part in this.
**[15:27] ---**
That may not be as easy as you hope, my dear!
**[15:31] ---**
Wh-Wh-What?!
**[15:33] ---**
Foolish Kero Rangers! You shall serve us!
**[15:37] ---**
Um... Sis?
**[15:40] ---**
M-My mouth is just...
saying the lines on its own...
**[15:43] ---**
Gero gero.
**[15:45] ---**
I told you, ma'am.
**[15:46] ---**
No one can stray off my script!
**[15:49] ---**
Stop it, Sarge!
**[15:51] ---**
Aren't we frie—
**[15:52] ---**
Prepare yourselves, Kero Rangers!
**[15:55] ---**
Today we shall settle this once and for all!
**[15:58] ---**
Bring it on!
**[16:00] ---**
Oh, it's going really well!
What a great mood!
**[16:03] ---**
Now, scene 36.
The final battle at the quarry!
**[16:10] ---**
Really? Final battle already?
**[16:13] ---**
Isn't this the first episode
of the Kero Rangers?
**[16:16] ---**
You keep your mouth shut! I want climax
after climax right from the start!
**[16:19] ---**
That's what's gonna make the
Kero Rangers so popular!
**[16:23] ---**
Do your best, Uncle!
**[16:25] ---**
I'll be supporting you all
from back here at HQ!
**[16:29] ---**
Or, like, useless cheering?
**[16:31] ---**
Mghh... I can't believe I'm going to be
forced into fighting Natsumi again like this!
**[16:35] ---**
Ugh, how did I get myself into this...
**[16:38] ---**
Send them to the depths of hell!
**[16:40] ---**
Leave it to me, big brother!
**[16:42] ---**
Wait, I'm the younger sister in this?!
**[16:48] ---**
Fire ze missiles!
**[16:53] ---**
Great! Exactly according to the script!
**[16:56] ---**
Kero Rangers, go!
**[16:58] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:59] ---**
Kero Red weaves through the missiles
raining down with his nimble movements!
**[17:03] ---**
But Tama Black fails to completely
dodge one of the missiles,
**[17:07] ---**
and unluckily gets caught
in the explosion!
**[17:09] ---**
Tama!
**[17:09] ---**
Tama Black! Don't die...
**[17:11] ---**
You can't die!
**[17:13] ---**
But his wish is in vain, as Tama Black
quietly draws his last brea—
**[17:18] ---**
What do you call this development?!
**[17:21] ---**
I told you, it's climax after climax...
**[17:24] ---**
When a good guy suddenly dies, that's gonna
get you excited, whether you like it or not!
**[17:28] ---**
I canot accept this silly thing!
**[17:31] ---**
At first glance, it appeared that Tama Black
**[17:33] ---**
failed to dodge the missile
and got caught in the explosion,
**[17:35] ---**
but by some miracle,
he escaped with his life!
**[17:39] ---**
It is okay! I am perfectly fine!
**[17:42] ---**
Ehee! Okay, bye bye slowpoke!
**[17:44] ---**
Good grief. Now you see why.
**[17:46] ---**
This is why I don't like
working with amateurs.
**[17:48] ---**
It's so contrived to have
them be alive, after all!
**[17:51] ---**
Well, who cares? There'll be another
great moment in a minute, anyway.
**[17:58] ---**
What's taking you all so long?!
Hurry up and deal with them!!
**[18:01] ---**
Fuyuking Final Winter Beam!
**[18:05] ---**
Avoiding the beams by
the skin of their teeth,
**[18:07] ---**
red, black, pink, yellow—
**[18:09] ---**
but Giro Blue takes a direct hit from
the beams, and is charred black!
**[18:13] ---**
Giro Blue! Don't die! Don't d—
**[18:16] ---**
You're not killing me off!
**[18:19] ---**
Everyone thought he had been
charred black,
**[18:21] ---**
but he had protected his body
with a defensive barrier!
**[18:23] ---**
You rank amateur!
**[18:25] ---**
I reject your wacko script!
**[18:28] ---**
Yours was way more wacko
than mine was, dumbo!
**[18:31] ---**
Then I'll show you an
even more amazing twist!
**[18:34] ---**
Koyukiller vs. Doro Pink!
**[18:36] ---**
Showdown of fated rivals!
**[18:39] ---**
Today, we will settle this once and for all!
**[18:41] ---**
I accept your challenge!
**[18:55] ---**
Doro Pink, I won't let you die...
**[18:58] ---**
Koyukiller, I will be your opponent!
**[19:00] ---**
Hup!
**[19:00] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[19:01] ---**
Triple Kick!
**[19:04] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[19:05] ---**
Take this!
**[19:07] ---**
Gero?
**[19:08] ---**
Dororo!
**[19:09] ---**
What do you think you're doing, Dororo?!
**[19:10] ---**
Fiction it may be, but I cannot bear
to fight with Koyuki-dono any more!
**[19:16] ---**
Dororo...
**[19:17] ---**
What.
**[19:18] ---**
Why aren't you acting
according to my script?!
**[19:20] ---**
Okay, then... Tama Black attacks Doro Pink,
who had suddenly betrayed the Rangers...
**[19:27] ---**
Huh?
**[19:28] ---**
You are just going to take the
good part anyway, Mr. Sergeant.
**[19:31] ---**
It is boring, so I am not
going to do this anymore.
**[19:34] ---**
I've had more than enough
of being a foil.
**[19:37] ---**
I didn't even have any
time in the spotlight.
**[19:40] ---**
So what... You're all just going
to betray the Kero Rangers?
**[19:45] ---**
In that case...
**[19:46] ---**
Betrayed by all his comrades,
Kero Red was alone and unaided.
**[19:49] ---**
But little did they know that
he had a secret weapon!
**[19:52] ---**
Come on! Kero Ranger Robo!
**[19:57] ---**
Take Out!
**[20:01] ---**
You traitors who sold your souls
to the Pekoponian Empire!
**[20:04] ---**
Kero Red will mete out your punishment!
**[20:07] ---**
This guy is unbelievable!
**[20:09] ---**
Using a robot is cheating!
**[20:10] ---**
Talk to the hand!
**[20:12] ---**
Deathblow! Invasion Sword!
**[20:16] ---**
Please Smile Method!
**[20:19] ---**
Invader Drop!
**[20:21] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:22] ---**
Stop this already!
**[20:28] ---**
It's gonna blow!
**[20:30] ---**
Wait, why, why... Whyyyy?!
**[20:35] ---**
It's finally over...
**[20:37] ---**
Not yet...
**[20:39] ---**
It's not over yet, sir...
**[20:41] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?!
**[20:42] ---**
You were still alive?!
**[20:44] ---**
If I die here, the show can't go on!
**[20:48] ---**
Kero Ranger King, who bestowed on us the
power of justice two millenia ago...
**[20:53] ---**
Traverse 30,000 years of time,
and give me your power now!
**[20:58] ---**
...Huh?
**[20:58] ---**
Umm, so, you met him two millenia ago, and
he's traversing 30,000 years of time...
**[21:03] ---**
It doesn't add up.
**[21:05] ---**
The plot's completely broken.
**[21:07] ---**
The Materialization Machine won't
be able to process all this.
**[21:11] ---**
Moaning and moaning about my scripts...
**[21:14] ---**
This is all your fault!
**[21:16] ---**
I'll send you all to hell together!
***SIGN*** Hero of Justice
**[21:19] ---**
No longer a hero!
**[21:22] ---**
He's totally the bad guy...
**[21:24] ---**
With quite the obsession...
**[21:27] ---**
Come forth... Mega-monstrous Nyororo!
**[21:32] ---**
Ahhh, it's not working!
**[21:33] ---**
Come out! Come out already!
**[21:37] ---**
Out! Out! Out! Out!
**[21:41] ---**
Ahhh! It really came out!
**[21:52] ---**
Are we back to normal?
**[21:55] ---**
Our leader pushed it too far.
**[21:58] ---**
The machine's scrap now.
**[22:00] ---**
Sarge!
**[22:01] ---**
Nyororo-chan...
**[22:01] ---**
Come on, wake up, Sarge!
**[22:02] ---**
Don't come any closer...
**[22:03] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[22:05] ---**
It seems he is still lost in
the world of his imagination...
**[22:08] ---**
I could just repair the machine, but...
**[22:08] ---**
Don't... Don't come...
**[22:10] ---**
I think I'll wait until the
Iventerian comes to collect it.
**[22:10] ---**
Go away! Gero... It's going to suck me up!
**[22:14] ---**
I'm gonna dry out!
**[22:15] ---**
Well, life doesn't always go according to
the script, I suppose... good work, men!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro!
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday, Natsumi-chan
**[23:54] ---**
December 9th in the cycle of Pekopon.
I'm sure you all know what that is?
**[23:58] ---**
Yes, it's my birthday—
**[24:00] ---**
What? You didn't even know?
***SIGN*** Dororon!
**[24:02] ---**
No way! Remember stuff like that! Seriously!
**[24:05] ---**
And so, next episode will be...
**[24:07] ---**
"Keroro: Celebrate! Happy Birthday, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Mois in Wonderland, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
What?! It's not one big episode?!
**[24:17] ---**
G-Ge-Gero...