E6 - Momoka's Romantic Plan on the South Seas, Sir! / Momoka's Spooky Plan on the South Seas, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:30] ---
It's vacation time!
SIGN Negative Ion Photocatalysis
[01:32] ---
Cleaning time!
[01:34] ---
The outdoors!
SIGN Weeds Annihilated
[01:36] ---
Pulling weeds!
[01:37] ---
Let's play!
[01:37] ---
Sports! Healthy sweat!
SIGN Cruelty Darkness Trauma
[01:41] ---
A trip in search of deeper inner-self.
SIGN Shadow Suspicion Domesticity
SIGN Loss of Pension Hypertension Recession
SIGN Futures contract Purines The 45-Year-Old Virgin
SIGN The Difficult Series Introduction to Philosophy
[01:46] ---
Gero!
[01:47] ---
Why do I always get treated like this?
SIGN Snap Snap
[01:49] ---
Everyone else's enjoying
the Golden Week holidays,
[01:52] ---
but no one offered
to take me anywhere.
[01:55] ---
I'm idling away my youth!
[01:58] ---
There will be crowds of people
on a day like this.
[02:01] ---
If you're captured, you might
get dissected, you know.
[02:05] ---
Not that again!
[02:06] ---
What are you?
A demon in human skin?!
SIGN Nishizawa-san
[02:09] ---
Oh, it's from Nishizawa-san.
SIGN How dare you ignore me?
[02:12] ---
Hello?
[02:14] ---
F-Fuyuki-kun!
[02:16] ---
What's happening?
[02:17] ---
Um, wanna go on a beach
vacation with me?
[02:21] ---
The beach?
A-At this busy time of year?
[02:23] ---
You have to go with me,
or I'll be in trouble!
[02:26] ---
Huh? Oh... Okay.
[02:28] ---
Okay then, I'll come and get you now.
[02:32] ---
Huh?
[02:43] ---
What is going on?
[02:47] ---
What the...?
[02:48] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[02:50] ---
I'm here to pick you up!
SIGN NPG Nishizawa Peach Group
[02:55] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[03:00] ---
Momoka's Romantic Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!
[03:07] ---
I can't believe we're going
to a villa on a private helicopter.
[03:11] ---
I keep forgetting that the
Nishizawa family is extremely rich.
[03:15] ---
I'm impressed, Fuyuki!
[03:17] ---
When did you become good friends
with such a cute girl?
[03:21] ---
Same here.
[03:22] ---
Give me a frickin' break.
[03:24] ---
Why did all those unwanted people
have to come along?
[03:26] ---
At this rate,
[03:27] ---
my "Operation: Alone with Fuyuki-kun during
a thrilling tropical paradise tour" plan
[03:31] ---
will be totally frickin' ruined.
[03:32] ---
Yay! It's a huge puddle!
[03:36] ---
Oh, Mr. Sergeant... You are just like
an innocent child at heart!
[03:40] ---
Don't you dumbos get too carried away.
[03:42] ---
Our purpose is to take over Pekopon.
[03:45] ---
The only reason I came along is because
you said this'd be a recon mission.
[03:49] ---
It's sure been a long time since
the three of us have gone out!
[03:49] ---
Oh, there is an island! Hey!
[03:51] ---
Are you listening to me at all?
[03:53] ---
You're right!
[03:54] ---
We will soon be arriving
at our destination.
[03:57] ---
Oh, I apologize for not
introducing myself sooner.
[04:00] ---
My name is Paul Moriyama,
and I work for Miss Momoka.
[04:06] ---
Um, Nishizawa-san. I should've
asked you earlier, but that man...
[04:08] ---
Oh, don't worry about Paul.
[04:11] ---
He understands the situation
about all of you.
[04:13] ---
Oh, good.
[04:20] ---
S-So this is an ocean!
[04:23] ---
It looks magnificent when
you see it up close.
[04:25] ---
Up, down, left, or right,
there's water everywhere!
[04:30] ---
This... is all water?
[04:34] ---
That's great news to hear!
[04:35] ---
Then is this Heaven?!
Or perhaps Utopia?! Woohoo!
[04:41] ---
So salty!
[04:43] ---
What an astonishing surprise...
or should I say, betrayal!
[04:48] ---
That's seawater, Sergeant.
It contains a huge amount of salt.
[04:54] ---
What?! I didn't find such info on the net!
[04:57] ---
Um, well, it's within the bounds
of common sense...
[05:01] ---
So it's huge but useless.
[05:03] ---
We'll fill this ocean with land
when we conquer Pekopon.
[05:08] ---
Sarge, 70 percent of Earth's surface
is covered by oceans.
SIGN Really?
[05:17] ---
Maybe I shouldn't invade this place.
SIGN For a reason like that?
[05:18] ---
For a reason like that?
[05:20] ---
My "Operation: Alone with Fuyuki during
a thrilling tropical paradise tour"...
[05:23] ---
My Fuyuki... Alone with my dear Fuyuki...
[05:25] ---
Are we the only ones on this island?
[05:28] ---
Yes. So please make yourself at home.
[05:32] ---
All right, then. Let's get changed
and start enjoying our vacation!
[05:35] ---
The dressing room is
right this way. I'll take you.
[05:38] ---
Huh? Do you mean in that hotel? No way!
[05:46] ---
It's Paul...
[05:49] ---
The setup is now complete!
[05:50] ---
This design has a fresh and girly appeal.
[05:53] ---
It's summer, but for a spring feeling,
we've gone with a peach (momo) motif.
[05:56] ---
This will keep Fuyuki-kun's eyes
glued on me for sure!
[05:59] ---
Oh! I'm shameless sometimes.
[06:02] ---
This sure reminds me that Tokyo
is not a place for people to live in.
[06:05] ---
Especially the rooms of people
in the anime business.
[06:09] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[06:10] ---
Momoka-chan!
[06:12] ---
Oh, how cute!
[06:14] ---
Not simply cute, this also has
a touch of sophistication.
SIGN Clothes Hide Her Figure
[06:17] ---
You'll love the sharp and stylish colors.
[06:20] ---
Something wrong?
[06:22] ---
Oh, you have such a nice figure.
SIGN Darn it Darn it Darn it...
[06:25] ---
I don't have a chance if
I'm compared to "her."
[06:28] ---
Who?
[06:30] ---
Three!
[06:32] ---
Two!
[06:34] ---
One!
[06:35] ---
This piece is for sophisticated women.
[06:38] ---
The high quality and the
glitter make this piece gorgeous!
[06:44] ---
Come on, let's swim!
[06:47] ---
I won't give up so easily.
[06:49] ---
I've studied hard for this day.
[06:51] ---
The irrestible... bikini model pose!
[06:55] ---
Fuyuki-kun.
[06:56] ---
Sarge! Tamama!
[06:59] ---
Oh no! They're all dried out!
[07:05] ---
Yeah... I figured something was wrong...
[07:09] ---
But I was feeling so nice and comfortable.
[07:12] ---
I see a beautiful
flower garden across the river...
[07:12] ---
Nishizawa-san, can you bring
fresh water in a tub?
[07:14] ---
S-Sure!
[07:24] ---
Master Fuyuki...
I've had enough of the ocean.
[07:27] ---
Oh, don't say that. Are you ready?
[07:30] ---
Here I go!
[07:31] ---
What am I supposed to do
[07:33] ---
Heads up, Sarge!
[07:34] ---
Now I see how it is!
[07:37] ---
Falling velocity, check.
[07:39] ---
Trajectory assessment, check.
[07:54] ---
Um... this is pretty fun.
[07:58] ---
I want to join, too!
[08:00] ---
You'll die if you get hit.
[08:02] ---
Come on, who's next?
[08:05] ---
I guess it's okay,
since they're having fun...
[08:08] ---
Here!
[08:09] ---
How dare you! You'd better be
prepared for this one!
[08:11] ---
I'm sorry! Wait a minute...
[08:13] ---
I'm so pleased
[08:15] ---
that everyone is enjoying
themselves in their own way.
[08:18] ---
But what am I doing all by myself?!
[08:21] ---
I'm going to force my way in!
[08:22] ---
Momoka, full speed ahead!
[08:24] ---
Or so you'd think...
[08:29] ---
My plan is for Fuyuki to
rescue me from drowning.
SIGN Drowning
SIGN Physical contact
[08:34] ---
Close contact!
SIGN And then...
[08:35] ---
Then mouth-to-mouth!
SIGN Kiss mouth to mouth
[08:37] ---
This will make Fuyuki and me...
[08:39] ---
I'm calling this the "Salvaging Love" plan.
SIGN Salvaging Love Plan
[08:42] ---
Oh, no...!
[08:43] ---
I got a cramp in my leg... Help!
[08:46] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[08:47] ---
Oh no! Momocchi's in trouble!
[08:49] ---
Heeeelp! Especially Fuyuki-kun!
[08:52] ---
What?! But I can't swim!
What should I do?
[08:55] ---
What?!
[08:56] ---
Hold on to this!
SIGN Eeek!
[08:57] ---
The current is too strong!
[08:59] ---
Didn't she dodge just now?
[09:01] ---
Momoka!
[09:02] ---
I'm coming now!
[09:03] ---
What? My plan will fail if they come.
[09:07] ---
Paul, what's taking you so long?!
[09:12] ---
Oh, no!
[09:13] ---
A killer shark?
[09:15] ---
Mom!
[09:17] ---
Momoka-sama is always so prepared.
[09:19] ---
She arranged for me to be here
just in case things didn't work out.
[09:26] ---
Who...?
[09:29] ---
You jerkface!
Why are you after Natsumi and Aki?
[09:33] ---
What are you up to?
[09:37] ---
Paul?
[09:46] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[09:47] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[09:48] ---
Now I'm really drowning...
[09:52] ---
Momoka-sama!
[09:53] ---
We'll save this battle for next time.
[09:59] ---
So Natsumi and Aki were not
his target? But...
[10:04] ---
...we can't let our guard down.
[10:06] ---
Those are a warrior's eyes.
[10:17] ---
Nishizawa-san.
[10:19] ---
We have to try CPR.
[10:21] ---
I can take care of that!
[10:25] ---
The greatest sucker! Space Octopus!
[10:28] ---
You can do difficult
resuscitations easily, even at home.
[10:31] ---
People are surprised at the results!
[10:41] ---
W-Where am I?
[10:42] ---
Good, you're conscious now.
[10:44] ---
Well, it all worked out in the end.
[10:48] ---
Momoka's plan was unsuccessful,
but she at least got a hot kiss.
[11:05] ---
What a beautiful sunset!
[11:08] ---
How pretty...
[11:09] ---
Summary of Part A:
[11:10] ---
The sergeant and the others
are on an island in the South Seas.
[11:13] ---
End of summary.
[11:15] ---
Th-This sets the perfect mood!
SIGN Handsomeness
increased 30%
[11:19] ---
What's the matter, Nishizawa-san?
[11:22] ---
H-He's blinding! But I can't
miss this opportunity!
[11:27] ---
Uh... um...
[11:29] ---
I have to confess my love...
SIGN Handsomeness
increased 50%
[11:35] ---
Fuyuki-kun... I... I like...
SIGN Handsomeness
increased 70%
[11:41] ---
Like...
SIGN 100%
Can't see him!!
[11:44] ---
Like...
[11:47] ---
Hey stop!
SIGN Noooo!
[11:51] ---
Shucks.
[11:51] ---
He got away.
[11:53] ---
He said he missed home
once he saw the ocean.
[11:56] ---
Youngsters nowadays are such babies.
[12:00] ---
Funny... That looked familiar
to me for some reason.
[12:02] ---
No, no... It has nothing to do with you!
[12:08] ---
Momoka's Spooky Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!
SIGN Nishizawa Peach Group
[12:35] ---
This is strange.
My body feels so heavy...
[12:38] ---
Okay, everyone! We are going to
start preparing for dinner!
[12:41] ---
Fuyuki, go get some firewood!
[12:43] ---
Sure.
[12:44] ---
Natsumi, get the dishes ready!
[12:46] ---
Okay...
[12:47] ---
Oh, Momoka-chan,
can you help prepare the food?
[12:49] ---
Sure! I really love to cook.
[12:54] ---
It looks like fun!
[12:57] ---
Lady Mom, we want to help, too.
[13:01] ---
Oh! In that case,
go and play some games!
[13:04] ---
Yes, ma'am!
[13:05] ---
I love resort hotels. They
usually have old-fashioned games.
[13:09] ---
I'm going to play a transient gambler
in a token game.
[13:14] ---
There is something not right here, sir.
[13:19] ---
You're very good, Momoka-chan.
[13:21] ---
Oh no, I'm really not.
[13:24] ---
My hand slipped. Shame on me.
[13:27] ---
I'll go wash it off!
[13:31] ---
I wonder how far she's going?
[13:36] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[13:38] ---
N-Now it's finally my chance
to confess my love...
[13:41] ---
Fu... Fuyuki-kun...
[13:42] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[13:46] ---
Sarge! Tamama! What's the matter?
[13:48] ---
Not only did I beat out the invaders,
[13:49] ---
I also became a millionaire!
[13:52] ---
But I feel we are not
helping very much, sir.
[13:55] ---
We want to do something
more challenging, sir!
[13:59] ---
All right then, start making
a tsunami barrier to keep us safe!
[14:03] ---
Right on! That's our department!
[14:05] ---
It sure is!
[14:06] ---
This is the lookout area.
[14:08] ---
Wow! That looks awesome.
[14:11] ---
Hey, you two.
[14:14] ---
Sarge and Tamama are having so much fun.
[14:18] ---
Stop! Please stop!
[14:18] ---
Quit interfering with my plans, you morons!
[14:22] ---
Thank you for dinner!
[14:25] ---
Is something wrong, Natsumi?
[14:27] ---
My body feels so heavy and dull...
[14:29] ---
Maybe you ate too much.
[14:34] ---
I can't be overawed by this family.
[14:36] ---
I must move on to my next plan...
[14:40] ---
Um, everyone. I have a suggestion...
[14:44] ---
What's the matter, Sarge?
[14:45] ---
Gone. Gone. It's gone, sir!
SIGN Disappearance
[14:49] ---
The strawberry shortcake that
I was looking forward to eating is gone!
[14:55] ---
Oh, I get it. It must be Tamama's doing.
[14:59] ---
Come on, Mr. Sergeant,
I wouldn't do such a thing... oh?
[15:03] ---
My shortcake is gone, too!
[15:11] ---
Mr. Sergeant, could it be...
[15:13] ---
D-Do you suspect me?
[15:14] ---
What?
[15:15] ---
Mine is gone, too! It was just here.
[15:19] ---
Huh? Everyone else's is gone, as well.
[15:23] ---
You're right. How could this happen?
[15:25] ---
How come everyone is looking at me?
[15:28] ---
Oh, I see. The plan has
already started. Right, Paul?
[15:32] ---
Good job!
[15:35] ---
This must be caused by a ghost.
[15:38] ---
Huh?
[15:39] ---
And...
[15:42] ---
I resent...
[15:43] ---
Speaking of ghosts,
it's time to test our courage!
[15:45] ---
And I just happen to have
what we need to do a draw!
[15:48] ---
Let's draw to choose a partner!
Two each, of course.
[15:51] ---
Here!
[15:52] ---
O-Okay. It sounds like it'll be fun...
[15:56] ---
You have Number 13!
And, what do you know, so do I.
[16:00] ---
Let's do our best!
[16:02] ---
Oh... huh. Sure.
[16:07] ---
The route will be to the
middle of the island and back.
[16:11] ---
You'll find something
that looks like this there.
[16:15] ---
Please bring it back.
[16:17] ---
Wow, you're so prepared.
[16:19] ---
Of course. You don't know
how meticulous I was
[16:20] ---
when I planned this whole thing.
[16:22] ---
We'll be the first ones to go!
[16:24] ---
See you later, ma'am!
[16:26] ---
What a disgraceful ghost
for taking our cakes.
[16:30] ---
We must catch it and punish it!
[16:32] ---
We'll go next, ma'am!
[16:34] ---
Here we come!
[16:40] ---
So far so good.
I'm finally alone with Fuyuki-kun...
[16:44] ---
All I need now is for Paul
to come out
SIGN Eeek!
[16:45] ---
at the right moment
and scare us.
SIGN Stuck Together
[16:47] ---
I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN Greater Intimacy
[16:48] ---
You're safe, Nishizawa-san...
SIGN Closer Contact
[16:50] ---
Then, with a little bit of luck...
[16:52] ---
My first... kiss!
[16:56] ---
She has already had her first kiss.
[16:58] ---
Shall we start?
[17:00] ---
S-Sure.
[17:19] ---
I don't have time to
play around with you now!
[17:21] ---
Wait!
[17:22] ---
Are you feeling a little better, Natsumi?
[17:25] ---
Yeah... kind of.
[17:27] ---
Oh... Not again...
[17:31] ---
What on Earth is this?
[17:35] ---
I am resentful...
SIGN Whirrr...
[17:39] ---
Oops, I didn't mean to turn it on.
[17:41] ---
Wait for me!
[17:54] ---
Those are the eyes of an animal on the prowl.
[17:57] ---
What has stirred you up?
[18:02] ---
I'm prepared to lay down my life
for Momoka-sama!
[18:06] ---
I have something to protect,
even if I must sacrifice my life!
[18:12] ---
Me and you...
[18:14] ---
You and I...
[18:17] ---
We are not so different.
[18:26] ---
Lady Mom! Lady Natsumi!
What happened...
[18:34] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[18:36] ---
I knew they were just
typical wimpy Pekoponians.
[18:38] ---
Tamama, now is the time
to show our real courage!
[18:43] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[18:45] ---
Huh?
[18:46] ---
I apologize for suspecting you earlier...
[18:50] ---
I'm sorry, too. I acted childishly.
[18:54] ---
Look at those stars!
[18:57] ---
They're beautiful...
[18:59] ---
Being so far from home,
we only have each other to depend on.
[19:03] ---
We need to get along
and support each other.
[19:08] ---
Comrades... Home...
I want to return home...
[19:21] ---
I found the mark!
[19:23] ---
Great! This is where
we're supposed to turn around.
[19:27] ---
Now, let's hurry up and return.
[19:29] ---
All right.
[19:30] ---
Which way?
[19:30] ---
It's so quiet. I wouldn't be
surprised if a ghost appeared.
[19:36] ---
I think it's about time for Paul
to come out and scare us.
[19:40] ---
Oh? What's that?
[19:42] ---
Oh, no! Is it a ghost?
[19:43] ---
No, a zombie?
[19:45] ---
Fuyuki-kun, I'm scared!
[19:47] ---
It's okay, Nishizawa-san.
[19:49] ---
Yes! Fuyuki-kun feels so close to me.
[19:54] ---
I wish... this moment
could last forever...
[20:02] ---
We're the only ones here...
[20:06] ---
Plus the zombie.
SIGN A Strange Discovery
[20:07] ---
What?!
[20:08] ---
Why are you sticking around?
[20:12] ---
Paul?
[20:13] ---
Giroro?
[20:14] ---
Who are you?
[20:19] ---
I'm sorry! I was having trouble
taking it off...
[20:22] ---
Thank you for your help.
[20:24] ---
You're the ghost... at our home...
[20:29] ---
I'm so embarrassed
that a human helped me...
[20:34] ---
I want to disappear...
[20:37] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[20:39] ---
Momoka-sama!
SIGN Nishizawa Peach Group
[20:45] ---
We had so much fun! Yes, sir!
[20:46] ---
We sure did!
[20:49] ---
Thanks, Nishizawa-san.
I had a great time.
[20:52] ---
It was a little scary
by the end, though.
[20:55] ---
We had fun, too.
[20:57] ---
Yeah. Even though my shoulders
feel heavy.
[21:03] ---
I'm glad to hear that everyone
had a good time.
[21:07] ---
It was worth buying it.
[21:08] ---
Huh?
[21:09] ---
Buying...?
[21:10] ---
Buying what?
[21:11] ---
That island. I had the hotel built, too.
SIGN A bourgeois discovered!
[21:17] ---
Momoka's "Operation: Alone with Fuyuki-kun
during a thrilling tropical paradise tour" plan
[21:21] ---
ended with a little bit of success!
[21:22] ---
Total expense:
SIGN 5 billion yen!!
[21:24] ---
5 billion yen!!
[21:27] ---
The origins of a mysterious dead
creature found in the south seas
[21:30] ---
are still unknown. It's causing
controversy among the specialists.
[21:31] ---
Oh, it peeled off beautifully.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
I'm Mois.
[23:08] ---
I'm actually not coming on until next week.
[23:10] ---
Is this, like, an early entrance?
[23:12] ---
There's a planet that releases alien koi fish
[23:14] ---
into house ponds on Children's Day.
[23:16] ---
The children try to fight the koi fish,
[23:18] ---
but they actually get eaten by the fish...
[23:19] ---
Am I talking too much?
Or, like, over quota?
[23:22] ---
And so the next story is:
[23:23] ---
"Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
And...
[23:27] ---
"Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
Two stories!
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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