E136 - Aki: War at the Hot Spring, Sir! / Keroro: Let's Go! Keroro Bread, Sir!

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[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Sounds ring out and they reach you.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Oto ga natte todoite'te
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    They linger on, and they teach you.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    The words I sing and the sights I see...
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Sonna koto yori nemui ne
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Ame ga satte odoroite
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Soto ga harete utagattari ne
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Should I buy an umbrella,
    or should I just watch out?
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    I've had enough of showing off my clout.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Mou sanzan furutte
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    You tell me first to get stronger!
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
SIGN    Strategy Meeting
     Gundam Models
    Cleaning
    Laundry
    Gundam Models again
     Training
     Good night
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku ookiku naru tte
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:31] ---
    Well, today is Labor Day.
[01:34] ---
    To everyone who works hard
    every day, I applaud you.
[01:39] ---
    The fresh air feels so nice!
[01:42] ---
    I hear this open-air hot spring
    is beautiful!
[01:45] ---
    I'm glad you guys were
    able to come along, Sarge.
SIGN    Welcome Lady Mom Party
[01:48] ---
    Ahhh! Being here
    makes me feel like "whoaaa," sir!
SIGN    Wild Monkey Hot Spring
[01:52] ---
    And so, they've come on a
    hot spring day trip so Mom can relax.
[02:00] ---
    Aki: War at the Hot Spring, Sir!
SIGN    Women
[02:06] ---
    It's empty!
[02:08] ---
    It's like it's reserved for us!
[02:10] ---
    We sure are lucky!
[02:12] ---
    Well, see you out there.
[02:13] ---
    Wait a second!
SIGN    Aieeeee! by Mom
[02:22] ---
    M-Mom?!
[02:23] ---
    Natsumi! What happened?!
[02:28] ---
    What's wrong, Mom?
[02:29] ---
    Th-That...
[02:34] ---
    A monkey?
[02:36] ---
    A monkey!
[02:37] ---
    Cute!
[02:38] ---
    I wonder if it lives near here.
[02:39] ---
    It is not cute! We have to chase it away!
[02:43] ---
    Oh, that's right. The Hinata family's
    fierce Aki-san has an aversion to animals.
SIGN    Mom
    The Mighty Legend
[02:47] ---
    That's a surprising weakness.
[02:50] ---
    Hey, go away!
SIGN    Ignore!
[02:55] ---
    Come on, Natsumi, do something!
[02:58] ---
    What am I supposed to do?
[03:00] ---
    What's wrong, Sis?!
[03:02] ---
    There's a monkey in our side of the bath!
[03:05] ---
    Huh. I guess it's a wild monkey...
[03:07] ---
    A monkey?
SIGN    Keroron
[03:10] ---
    Then I'll chase it away!
[03:13] ---
    Really?
[03:14] ---
    Sarge says he'll make it go away!
[03:16] ---
    The stupid frog?
SIGN    Keroron
[03:19] ---
    Well, Kero-chan, thanks.
[03:21] ---
    Don't worry, Lady Mom!
[03:27] ---
    Hey, you, go away.
[03:30] ---
    This is no place for monkeys.
SIGN    Eeeegaah! by Keroro
[03:37] ---
    You filthy beast!
[03:39] ---
    How dare you touch me with your stinking
    paws, you darned dirty monkey?!
[03:52] ---
    Well, that takes care of that.
[03:54] ---
    Thank you, Kero-chan!
[03:57] ---
    It's strange how monkeys are bad,
    but you're fine with the stupid frog.
[04:01] ---
    Kero...
[04:02] ---
    Is it strange?
[04:03] ---
    Maybe I should've just
    left that monkey alone.
[04:12] ---
    Paradise...
[04:16] ---
    I forgot the shampoo.
[04:18] ---
    Mom, I'm going to get the shampoo.
SIGN    Aieeeee! by Mom
[04:33] ---
    M-Mom?!
[04:34] ---
    W-What's wrong, Natsumi?!
SIGN    Eye Mask
[04:40] ---
    My eyes were covered!
[04:44] ---
    So they were...
[04:45] ---
    Mom, what's wrong?
[04:48] ---
    Natsumi...
[04:49] ---
    Hold on, I'll help...
[04:58] ---
    And that's what happened.
[05:00] ---
    Drat it! Darn monkeys! To get us back
    for before, they took Lady Mom hostage!
[05:18] ---
    What should we do?! We have to help Mom!
[05:20] ---
    But monkeys can get pretty violent, right?
[05:23] ---
    The only thing to do is
    put them down with brute force!
[05:27] ---
    Even though they are wild monkeys,
[05:28] ---
    I am sure I can get through to them
    with a friendly conversation.
[05:31] ---
    Ah-ah-ah.
[05:33] ---
    As much as possible, we want to get
    Lady Mom back in a peacable manner
[05:36] ---
    as well as take back dominion
    over the hot spring,
[05:39] ---
    so this requires high-level negotiating.
[05:42] ---
    This is where I can show my skill
    as a commander.
[05:46] ---
    I'll employ the diplomatic technique
SIGN    High-level Diplomatic Technique
[05:48] ---
    of peacefully negotiating
    with the other side.
[05:51] ---
    Gero gerori!
[05:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, your meaningless
    word diarrhea is awesome!
[05:56] ---
    This is a strange time for his
    soldier's soul to get fired up.
[06:03] ---
    Gero!
[06:03] ---
    Natsumi! Fuyuki! Kero-chan!
[06:07] ---
    Help me!
SIGN    Imagination
[06:12] ---
    Mom!
[06:13] ---
    This is no good!
[06:14] ---
    At this rate, Lady Mom will get dizzy
    from being in there too long!
[06:24] ---
    Hello there. I am Sergeant Keroro,
    the negotiator.
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro Negotiator
SIGN    Won't Look
[06:29] ---
    They won't look.
[06:30] ---
    Gero?
[06:31] ---
    Hey, you guys!
    What kind of attitude is that?!
SIGN    Won't Listen!
[06:35] ---
    They won't listen!
[06:37] ---
    Cheeky monkeys! They won't
    even pay attention...
[06:41] ---
    Won't look, won't listen...
[06:44] ---
    As I said before,
[06:45] ---
    please leave this monkey business to me.
SIGN    Leave this monkey business to me.
[06:54] ---
    Won't look, won't listen?
SIGN    Won't look Won't listen Leave this monkey business to me.
[06:56] ---
    Leave this monkey business to me.
[07:01] ---
    Over to you, Dororo-kun.
[07:04] ---
    Understood!
SIGN    Women
[07:07] ---
    Dororo's taking a long time.
[07:09] ---
    I wonder if they won't
    listen to Dororo, either.
[07:11] ---
    Maybe they took him as a hostage, too.
[07:15] ---
    He does say lame gags,
[07:17] ---
    so maybe the monkeys got mad.
[07:19] ---
    There's no way!
[07:20] ---
    He's a top assassin!
[07:22] ---
    Against monkeys like that...
[07:24] ---
    But there are so many of them.
[07:26] ---
    And sometimes his kindness
    turns against him.
[07:33] ---
    Then we'll have to take back
     not only Lady Mom, but Dororo, too!
[07:37] ---
    Ready, everyone? We'll have to use force!
[07:40] ---
    Roger!
[07:45] ---
    Chang!
[07:47] ---
    Chang complete!
[07:51] ---
    Mortar!
SIGN    Mortar
[07:52] ---
    Mortar!
[07:53] ---
    Can I fly?
SIGN    Bee
[07:54] ---
    Bee!
[07:55] ---
    Hello!
SIGN    Chestnut
[07:56] ---
    Chestnut!
SIGN    Cowpat
[07:58] ---
    Cowpat!
[07:59] ---
    Oh, come on...
[08:01] ---
    We're ready to go!
[08:02] ---
    I investigated, and it seems
    mortars, bees, chestnuts,
[08:05] ---
    and cowpats are good for getting
    rid of Pekoponian monkeys.
[08:11] ---
    I give you "The Keroro
    Platoon Versus the Monkeys!"
SIGN    The Keroro Platoon Versus the Monkeys
[08:15] ---
    Why do I have to play the
    part of the cow poop?!
[08:18] ---
    Well, never mind that.
[08:20] ---
    I do mind it!
[08:21] ---
    They probably took Dororo as a hostage
    so they can make a deal with us.
[08:25] ---
    We'll make our move
    when they come to negotiate!
[08:28] ---
    Right!
[08:32] ---
    Chestnut here, in position!
[08:37] ---
    Bee in position, too.
[08:40] ---
    Why am I the cow crap?
[08:44] ---
    H-Hurry up, monkeys!
[08:48] ---
    There!
[08:56] ---
    Thwomp!
[08:59] ---
    We did it!
[09:01] ---
    Y-You are so mean...
[09:03] ---
    Even though I patched things up
    with the monkeys...
[09:11] ---
    Asuka!
[09:13] ---
    Who's that?
SIGN    Squeeze
[09:15] ---
    Monkeys! This was the last straw!
[09:19] ---
    Incredibly misplaced anger...
[09:21] ---
    You can say that again.
[09:22] ---
    Corporal Giroro! Get out all our weapons!
[09:26] ---
    R-Right...
[09:29] ---
    All right!
[09:31] ---
    An embarrassment of riches!
[09:35] ---
    This is for Dororo!
[09:37] ---
    Prepare yourselves, monkeys!
[09:40] ---
    Witness the true power of the Keroro Platoon!
[09:44] ---
    No, don't do it, Kero-chan!
[09:48] ---
    Please get back, Lady Mom!
[09:50] ---
    Knock it off, stupid frog!
[09:52] ---
    Gero?
[09:53] ---
    What are you planning to do with those
    weapons of half-baked destruction?!
[09:56] ---
    We need to find a peaceful solution here.
[09:58] ---
    Okay? Please, Kero-chan!
[10:01] ---
    But... After all...
[10:03] ---
    We're pumped up and ready
    to go... What should we do?
[10:05] ---
    Idiot! It's your responsibility
    to give the order to fire or not!
[10:10] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[10:11] ---
    Wait.
[10:12] ---
    I can resolve our problem with just one shot.
[10:21] ---
    Don't!
[10:25] ---
    Gero?!
[10:29] ---
    Gero?
[10:34] ---
    Huh?
[10:37] ---
    Yes, isn't this nice?
[10:42] ---
    W-What is this?
[10:45] ---
    That's right. Kululu shot them with his
    "We are all living creatures" Gun.
[10:50] ---
    It turns animals into people, huh?
[10:54] ---
    In short, this case is closed.
[10:59] ---
    Even the animal-hating Aki-san
    is fine with this situation.
[11:02] ---
    We came here to relax
    after working hard, too.
[11:06] ---
    Huh. Then this is like Labor Day
     in the world of nature?
[11:11] ---
    It must be tough for animals, too.
[11:15] ---
    I think I'm starting to get over
    my distaste for animals.
SIGN    Monkey-man Monkey-man
SIGN    Monkey-man
[11:19] ---
    Your platoon really helped
    us out here, Sarge.
[11:22] ---
    Well, it kills me to say this,
[11:25] ---
    but Kululu did the smart thing.
[11:27] ---
    Thank you, Kululu.
[11:29] ---
    Uh oh. The effects of the gun
    are about to wear off.
[11:32] ---
    Gero?
[11:33] ---
    W-What do you mean?
SIGN    Aieeeee! by Mom
[11:42] ---
    It looks like Aki-san's revulsion to animals
    isn't going away anytime soon.
[11:55] ---
    Have you ever eaten freshly-baked bread?
[11:58] ---
    The outside is crisp, the inside is soft...
[12:00] ---
    It's delicious, isn't it?
[12:02] ---
    It's ready!
[12:05] ---
    I did a good job, if I do say so myself!
[12:07] ---
    It smells good!
[12:09] ---
    It sure baked nicely.
[12:13] ---
    And you made bread with our faces too, huh?
[12:16] ---
    Something smells good.
[12:19] ---
    Sarge! Sis baked bread.
[12:22] ---
    B-Bread?
[12:25] ---
    You can have some too, if you like.
[12:30] ---
    Delicious!
[12:32] ---
    Life is good!
[12:40] ---
    Keroro: Let's Go! Keroro Bread, Sir!
[12:47] ---
    So this is Lady Natsumi's homemade bread.
[12:50] ---
    Hurry up and eat.
    I'm confident you'll like it.
[12:53] ---
    Then I'll avail myself of your kind offer.
[12:55] ---
    Thank you!
[12:59] ---
    This is...
[13:00] ---
    Well? Is it good?
[13:02] ---
    This level of flavor is better than the
    Space Carrier Doros! It's like the Dolowa!
SIGN    As tasty as Space Carrier Dolowa
[13:06] ---
    What's that food reporter-style comment?
[13:08] ---
    I don't understand...
[13:11] ---
    Well, it's good.
[13:14] ---
    But it can't beat Keronian bread.
[13:19] ---
    Is that right?
[13:20] ---
    Then let me try that
    Keronian bread or whatever.
[13:24] ---
    Yeah! I wanna try Keronian bread.
[13:27] ---
    Make some, Sarge!
[13:31] ---
    Jeez, Pekoponian bread doesn't
    nearly have enough kick to it.
[13:35] ---
    Bread is a representative of
    that planet's dietary culture.
[13:38] ---
    It's a different kind of way
    to learn about Pekopon's level.
[13:42] ---
    And if they eat Keronian bread,
SIGN    Keroro's Imagination
[13:44] ---
    I'm sure Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
    will get down on their knees before me.
[13:49] ---
    Maybe I won't have to do
    as many chores around the house.
[13:52] ---
    Certainly, I haven't seen any stimulating
    sweet bread since coming to Pekopon.
[13:57] ---
    Come to think of it, I haven't had
    Keronian bread in a long time.
[14:02] ---
    It has been a long time, hasn't it?
[14:05] ---
    Right now, I miss it all...
[14:09] ---
    When you think about it,
    we really have come a long ways.
[14:12] ---
    Shall I bake some?
[14:14] ---
    Bread, after all this time?
[14:16] ---
    Nice. I was hoping you would say that.
[14:20] ---
    Then it's settled.
[14:22] ---
    Call Giroro over here, too.
[14:24] ---
    Not so fast, Mr. Sergeant.
[14:26] ---
    Let us get the whole platoon in on it.
[14:29] ---
    Why don't we see just who
    can bake the best bread?
[14:34] ---
    Is that a challenge?
[14:37] ---
    When you bake bread,
     there's no holding back. Got it?
[14:40] ---
    You do not have to tell me that.
[14:43] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    The Next Day
[14:46] ---
    And so, the next day...
[14:49] ---
    What smells good?
[14:51] ---
    Sarge is baking bread!
[14:53] ---
    Let's check it out.
[14:55] ---
    Yeah!
[14:58] ---
    I-It's a nice bakery, huh?
[15:01] ---
    "Open", it says...
[15:05] ---
    Sarge, we're coming in.
[15:11] ---
    W-Where are we?!
[15:15] ---
    Hello, you two. Good timing.
    The bread is fresh out of the oven.
[15:21] ---
    Uncle!
[15:22] ---
    Everything's ready!
[15:24] ---
    Or, like, contest begin?
[15:27] ---
    I want you to be impartial judges.
[15:30] ---
    Match?
[15:31] ---
    We're making delicious Keronian bread!
[15:34] ---
    W-Wait a second!
[15:36] ---
    The first course!
[15:44] ---
    Keroro Bread!
[15:45] ---
    322 pounds!
[15:48] ---
    That is my Mr. Sergeant!
[15:50] ---
    He baked brilliant bread!
[15:53] ---
    He's got a lot of drive.
[15:56] ---
    It's been a while
    since I've seen our bread.
[15:58] ---
    Sorry, but I kneaded up
    my own concoction, too.
[16:01] ---
    The second course!
[16:03] ---
    Giroro Bread!
[16:05] ---
    338 pounds!
[16:09] ---
    The third course! Tamama Bread!
[16:12] ---
    334 pounds!
[16:14] ---
    I am going to win this contest!
[16:17] ---
    The fourth course! Kululu Bread!
[16:20] ---
    The fifth course! Dororo Bread!
[16:25] ---
    A battle royal between bread.
[16:27] ---
    The stronger Keronian bread is,
    the better it is!
[16:32] ---
    Right!
[16:33] ---
    So this is Sarge's planet's bread, huh?
[16:36] ---
    Do you actually eat it?
[16:38] ---
    Do you want to see the
    world's strongest bread?!
[16:41] ---
    Yeah!
[16:42] ---
    Do you want to go to New York?!
[16:44] ---
    Yeah!
[16:46] ---
    Then for this bread battle...
[16:49] ---
    Ready...
[16:50] ---
    Go!
SIGN    Studio
[16:56] ---
    Tamama Bread is charging Keroro Bread!
[16:59] ---
    Or, like, frontal attack?
[17:02] ---
    My bread is packed with red bean paste
    from the planet Megaton!
[17:07] ---
    Its atomic density is greater than lead,
     for a heavy-duty attack!
[17:12] ---
    You're naive, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[17:14] ---
    Just using bean paste?
[17:21] ---
    Oh, my! Keroro Bread has taken no damage!
[17:24] ---
    Or, like, super toughness?
[17:26] ---
    What?!
[17:27] ---
    Increasing the defensive ability by
    baking it so the outside is crunchy...
[17:31] ---
    Those are the basics of a melon bun.
[17:33] ---
    And then it uses that same solidity...
[17:36] ---
    ...as a weapon!
[17:38] ---
    Darn it!
[17:41] ---
    This is an amazing battle!
[17:42] ---
    And it smells so good!
[17:51] ---
    Over here, we have Giroro Bread
    and Kululu Bread!
[17:53] ---
    This is a high-level hand-to-hand battle!
[17:56] ---
    Or, like, seesaw struggle?
[17:58] ---
    My bread is an attacking bread!
    Attack, attack, attack for all you're worth!
[18:02] ---
    Meanwhile, Dororo Bread seems
    to have been forgotten.
[18:06] ---
    Or, like, ignored alone?
[18:09] ---
    Oh, there's a Dororo Bread, too.
[18:11] ---
    Th-That is so mean, Keroro-kun!
[18:13] ---
    Oh, my!
[18:14] ---
    Giroro Bread unleashed a
    one-armed shoulder throw!
[18:18] ---
    Or, like, lightning swiftness?
[18:20] ---
    All right! You're mine!
[18:21] ---
    You're not winning this.
[18:23] ---
    What?!
[18:37] ---
    Oh, my! Curry shot out of Kululu Bread
    and right into Giroro Bread's face!
[18:41] ---
    What?!
[18:41] ---
    I don't care about the competition.
[18:43] ---
    It's just fun for me to
    torture the other bread.
[18:46] ---
    Especially since my bread is filled with
    super-spicy curry!
[18:51] ---
    That's Kululu for you.
[18:53] ---
    It's easy for me to at least mess up
    the sensors of my opponent's bread.
[19:02] ---
    Uh-oh!
[19:03] ---
    Even while in the throes of agony,
    Giroro Bread used it to attack Dororo Bread!
[19:08] ---
    Or, like, Darwin's theory?
[19:11] ---
    Why?!
[19:12] ---
    Dororo-senpai's bread isn't doing anything.
[19:15] ---
    You know, bread kind of takes after
    the person who makes it.
[19:18] ---
    Oh, my!
[19:23] ---
    Giroro Bread just brought down both
    Keroro Bread and Tamama Bread!
[19:27] ---
    Or, like, quarrel conquered?
[19:30] ---
    Did you see that? In the end,
    my bread triumphs!
[19:33] ---
    G-Giroro?!
[19:36] ---
    I'm not surprised.
[19:38] ---
    My curry threw off his control system, too.
[19:41] ---
    Isn't that dangerous?
[19:53] ---
    Hey! Do something!
[19:56] ---
    N-No worries!
[20:01] ---
    Stand! Stand, bread!
[20:03] ---
    With a new face!
[20:12] ---
    Go, returned Keroro Bread!
[20:14] ---
    Love and courage are your only friends!
SIGN    Instant Kill
[20:21] ---
    Gero?!
[20:22] ---
    This is beyond help, huh?
[20:25] ---
    Even the bread is just like the stupid frog.
[20:28] ---
    That's it!
[20:29] ---
    Hey, Kululu!
[20:32] ---
    The corporal's bread has a similar
    personality to the corporal.
[20:35] ---
    Therefore...
[20:46] ---
    ...it should have a weakness for Sis's bread!
[20:49] ---
    Gero? What do you mean?
[20:52] ---
    I had him enlarge the bread
    that Sis made before.
[20:54] ---
    I see! Good thinking!
[20:57] ---
    That hat is a transmitter.
[20:59] ---
    You can control the bread
    just by thinking about it.
[21:02] ---
    All right! Here I go!
[21:13] ---
    Finish him!
[21:15] ---
    Ultimate 723 Gravity!
SIGN    Studio
[21:21] ---
    Yeah!
[21:23] ---
    And so, the strongest bread
    is Natsumi-san's bread!
[21:28] ---
    Seriously?!
[21:30] ---
    Who's the one that said my bread
    couldn't beat Keronian bread?
[21:33] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Reserved Today
[21:35] ---
    In any case, thanks to Natsumi-chan's bread,
    the matter was settled. And then...
[21:41] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Lady Natsumi!
[21:43] ---
    Starting now, we're having a
    long-lasting bread festival!
[21:46] ---
    The bread battle resulted
    in a brilliant bounty!
[21:49] ---
    Dig in!
[21:51] ---
    We're gonna eat all of this?
[21:53] ---
    Of course, you get first crack
    at the strongest,
[21:56] ---
    most delicious Natsumi bread!
[21:58] ---
    Giroro! You don't get to eat that yet!
[22:01] ---
    R-Right...
[22:03] ---
    Let's eat, Sis!
[22:06] ---
    It does smell good...
[22:09] ---
    Thank you for the food!
[22:11] ---
    It's delicious!
[22:13] ---
    It really is!
[22:14] ---
    The Keronian bread was mighty tasty.
[22:17] ---
    But be careful about eating too much.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Cyling recycle!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Saikuringu risaikuru
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Sudden events that happen to you.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    First is always rock; the others are taboo.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    All of life's experiences are good!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Ahh...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Aa...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    In this room with no furniture for me,
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Kagu no nai kono heya ni
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I sit on my own with no money.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Kane no nai ore hitori
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Don't droop your head.
    Just keep the machine going!
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll keep riding my bike!
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    With my big dreams and furniture on board,
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Dekai yume to kagu nosete
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
[23:52] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:54] ---
    Recently, I've been living a life of leisure,
    forgetting about the Pekopon invasion.
SIGN    Just-purchased Limited Edition Zakrello
[23:58] ---
    That's why everyone is laughing at you!
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[23:59] ---
    Even the sun is laughing!
[24:01] ---
    A puppy and the evening sun
    are laughing, too.
[24:03] ---
    Let's leave it at that.
[24:04] ---
    That aside, I insist udon noodles
    are the best way to finish sukiyaki!
[24:08] ---
    "Keroro: The Outing Isn't Over
    Until You Say 'I'm Home,' Sir!"
SIGN    Shirataki Noodles
SIGN    Aieeeeee
[24:12] ---
    "Keroro: The Sukiyaki of Love
    and Sadness, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!