E17 - Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Great Battle in the Water, Sir! / Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    Keroro vs. Natsumi:
    The Great Battle in the Water, Sir!
[01:39] ---
    On one summer day at
    Kissho Academy's Junior High campus,
[01:42] ---
    the long-sealed gate of paradise
    was about to be opened.
[01:47] ---
    In other words...
[01:52] ---
    ...the first swimming class
    of the year.
[01:55] ---
    That's right! It's nothing less
    than a glittering paradise!
[02:00] ---
    In the midst of this summer oasis
    pleasure everyone covets,
[02:02] ---
    there's one person who's out of place.
SIGN    Here
[02:05] ---
    It took eons for microbes in the sea
[02:07] ---
    to evolve into advanced life forms on land.
[02:10] ---
    Why do I have to retrogress that evolution?
[02:13] ---
    That's right!
    Mankind's next frontier isn't the pool!
[02:18] ---
    It's space!
[02:19] ---
    Before you go to space,
[02:20] ---
    don't you have another place
    you should go first?
[02:21] ---
    Huh?
[02:22] ---
    Oh... what are you doing here, Sis?
[02:24] ---
    You twit. Your next class's already started.
[02:28] ---
    What?
[02:29] ---
    Hurray! It's over!
[02:32] ---
    Fuyuki!
[02:35] ---
    Help me! I can't swim!
[02:36] ---
    Try standing up.
[02:38] ---
    Huh?
[02:39] ---
    Jeez, go change and
    get back to your class.
[02:43] ---
    You're embarrassing me.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Aerial Transport Dock
[02:51] ---
    We're almost there.
[02:54] ---
    I can hardly wait.
[02:55] ---
    All right. Standby for the mission.
[02:57] ---
    Roger, sir.
[02:58] ---
    Yahoo! Whee... whee...
SIGN    Today's Mission: Enjoy Summertime.
[03:05] ---
    Listen up. This is most important.
[03:07] ---
    Our intel indicates that something fun
    is in progress at the school today.
[03:11] ---
    It's called... Pool Opening Day!
[03:13] ---
    Huh? Pool Opening Day?
    What the heck is that?
[03:16] ---
    I think they'll open the pool.
[03:18] ---
    That doesn't tell me anything, moron!
[03:21] ---
    Moron, you say? Not so fast, Corporal.
[03:24] ---
    We love water. That's fine.
[03:26] ---
    But don't you wonder why Pekoponians
    dare to get themselves wet in the pool?
[03:31] ---
    I'm sure you'll be surprised
    by our astonishing discoveries.
[03:36] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, your turn.
[03:38] ---
    Roger.
[03:41] ---
    Huh?
[03:42] ---
    Here, Lady Natsumi is wearing
    the so-called school swimwear.
[03:46] ---
    It's a special kind of armor, sir!
[03:48] ---
    Although it may seem like it was
    designed purely for maneuverability,
[03:51] ---
    after further analysis,
     we discovered an important fact.
[03:56] ---
    Amazingly, by wearing this armor,
    the Pekoponian actually gains
[03:59] ---
    most of the superior physical
    advantages we Keronians have.
[04:04] ---
    So it's a form of idea theft?
[04:05] ---
    That's right.
[04:07] ---
    This allows the Pekoponian to enjoy being
    in the water just as much as we do.
[04:13] ---
    Are you serious?
[04:14] ---
    Which brings us to our next mission!
[04:16] ---
    We'll do an investigation
    of this "school swimwear,"
[04:20] ---
    which could be considered
    an infringement on our copyright.
[04:22] ---
    We will also investigate the occasions
[04:24] ---
    where this armor is employed.
[04:26] ---
    And then...
[04:27] ---
    And then?
[04:28] ---
    The remaining time will be for fun.
[04:30] ---
    That's all you're after, right?
[04:32] ---
    Eh? How did you know?
[04:33] ---
    As long as there was a work objective,
[04:36] ---
    I figured I wouldn't
    feel so guilty about playing.
[04:39] ---
    Good thinking, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:42] ---
    Corporal?
[04:43] ---
    Hey, Giroro.
[04:46] ---
    A plan like this
    might be good for a change.
[04:49] ---
    Gear up, or we'll leave you behind.
[04:53] ---
    Okay... is everyone ready?
[04:56] ---
    Sure am!
[04:57] ---
    We're directly above our destination.
[04:59] ---
    Good. Let's proceed with the mission.
[05:01] ---
    Open the gate.
[05:02] ---
    Roger.
[05:11] ---
    Ah... This feels great!
[05:13] ---
    She moves so gracefully in the water.
[05:16] ---
    In her previous life, she was
    probably a frog, or maybe a fish.
[05:21] ---
    Say... Don't you think Koyuki's
    swimming style is a bit unorthodox?
[05:25] ---
    Actually, she's using an ancient technique.
[05:27] ---
    This one is known as the overarm stroke.
[05:29] ---
    It's not the same as the crawl.
[05:32] ---
    This one is the sidestroke.
[05:34] ---
    And this one...
[05:40] ---
    Ninja Art: Water Tornado!
[05:42] ---
    Which has nothing to do
    with ancient swimming styles.
[05:46] ---
    Oops, I did it again...
[05:47] ---
    Koyuki, that was cool.
[05:50] ---
    Huh?
[05:52] ---
    It's them!
[05:55] ---
    Look at all of them...
    All those lousy copycats...
[05:59] ---
    That sure looks like fun.
[06:02] ---
    What are they up to today?
[06:04] ---
    What's the matter, Natsumi?
[06:05] ---
    Huh?
[06:06] ---
    Did you see an UFO or something?
[06:08] ---
    Oh... no, no. I was just
    seeing things, it seems.
[06:12] ---
    I forgot... only Fuyuki and I
    can see them.
[06:17] ---
    I should act normal,
    or they'll think I'm crazy.
[06:20] ---
    Aha. That explains why Dororo's here.
[06:27] ---
    This isn't the idea of
    heavenly paradise I had in mind.
[06:29] ---
    Right.
[06:31] ---
    Before we get to heaven,
    we've got to go through... hell.
[06:34] ---
    Huh?
[06:35] ---
    In order to reach the pool,
[06:36] ---
    first we have to survive
    some really terrifying challenges.
[06:40] ---
    This is the first one.
[06:42] ---
    To prevent the dirt and germs
    from entering the pool,
[06:45] ---
    we have to wash our feet
    in this sterilization pool.
[06:47] ---
    Well, let's get this over with.
[06:49] ---
    Okay!
[06:53] ---
    It's so cold...
[06:54] ---
    Hang in there. We can't proceed
    if you don't get through this.
[07:00] ---
    Made it... Is everyone all right?
[07:03] ---
    Barely...
[07:05] ---
    Why do we have to suffer so?
[07:07] ---
    Our battle has just begun.
[07:09] ---
    Look! This is the greatest challenge of all.
[07:11] ---
    I call it the
    "Forcible Body Modification Tank."
SIGN    Forcible Body Modification Tank!! (tentative name)
[07:15] ---
    It optimizes our body for
    swimming in the public pool
[07:18] ---
    by killing germs and
    lowering body temperature.
[07:21] ---
    It looks so cold...
[07:24] ---
    It is cold.
[07:25] ---
    We'll freeze to death
    before we ever reach the pool.
[07:29] ---
    Stop whining.
[07:30] ---
    Only the qualified soldier
    deserves to get to paradise.
[07:33] ---
    But...
[07:34] ---
    Fine. I'll go first.
[07:36] ---
    I knew you would, Giroro.
[07:38] ---
    The tank of hell...
[07:39] ---
    But it won't bend my determination.
[07:42] ---
    Gero gero.
[07:45] ---
    Forgive me... my friend.
[07:54] ---
    Ah... so warm...
    The white wall feels so warm...
[07:58] ---
    Look at what happened to Corporal Giroro.
[08:01] ---
    Don't look back, Tamama.
[08:03] ---
    We must not let his sacrifice
    be in vain.
[08:05] ---
    We must harden our hearts
     and charge ahead!
[08:08] ---
    Okay...
[08:10] ---
    Phew, good thing I didn't do it.
[08:12] ---
    You said it. I'm so glad I didn't
    have to go through that, either.
[08:15] ---
    One gets left behind...
[08:18] ---
    Okay.
[08:20] ---
    This time, we need to offer
    this ritual dance to honor the pool.
[08:24] ---
    I never knew it was so complicated.
[08:26] ---
    One, two, three, four...
[08:29] ---
    Five, six, seven, eight...
[08:29] ---
    What the heck are they doing here?
[08:31] ---
    One, two, three, four...
[08:32] ---
    I just hope they don't cause any trouble.
[08:34] ---
    Five, six, seven, eight...
[08:35] ---
    Playtime is over. Let's
    get your individual lap times.
[08:40] ---
    Individual times!
[08:42] ---
    Hinata Natsumi-san.
[08:44] ---
    Go for it, Natsumi!
[08:45] ---
    I look forward to you setting
    a new record for your year.
[08:48] ---
    I'll do my very best, sensei.
[08:49] ---
    Natsumi-san is so cool!
[08:51] ---
    Natsumi, good luck!
[08:55] ---
    Okay, full speed ahead.
[08:57] ---
    I challenge you.
[08:59] ---
    Huh?
[09:01] ---
    What are you doing here?!
[09:04] ---
    I've been waiting for this.
    It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
[09:08] ---
    Huh?
[09:11] ---
    This time, I will win.
[09:15] ---
    What?!
[09:18] ---
    On your mark.
[09:20] ---
    Show me what you've got.
[09:21] ---
    Ready...
[09:22] ---
    Bring it on!
[09:27] ---
    Hey... two splashes. You saw it, right?
[09:30] ---
    Yes...
[09:34] ---
    He thinks he can beat me? What nerve!
[09:37] ---
    Not a chance.
[09:40] ---
    W-What the? He's really fast!
[09:45] ---
    That stupid frog! I can't believe...
SIGN    Stupid Frog
[09:50] ---
    Frog...?
SIGN    Fwahahahaha!
SIGN    I shall say it:
SIGN    I am a frog!
[10:00] ---
    I don't want to lose to him.
    Never. Never!
[10:05] ---
    Natsumi is really moving out there.
[10:07] ---
    She's really going for it.
[10:09] ---
    C'mon, Mr. Sergeant! You can do it!
[10:10] ---
    Yahoo.
[10:15] ---
    I don't want to lose.
    Not to him... not to him!
[10:22] ---
    Yay!
[10:25] ---
    I beat Lady Natsumi for the first time.
SIGN    "Representative for Keron Achieves History-Making First Victory!"
[10:28] ---
    "Representative for Keron
    Achieves History-Making First Victory!!"
[10:36] ---
    Congratulations, Natsumi.
[10:37] ---
    Huh?
[10:38] ---
    You did it, Natsumi!
[10:39] ---
    That was amazing, Hinata-san.
    You set a new school-year record!
[10:46] ---
    Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
[10:47] ---
    I hate to admit it,
     but it's because of him.
[10:51] ---
    Why don't you celebrate
    with your friends, Dororo?
[10:53] ---
    I am here only out of
    concern for you, Koyuki-dono.
SIGN    Tamatamatama... Gerogerogero...
[11:00] ---
    Keroro.
[11:01] ---
    Gero?
[11:01] ---
    You beat me fair and square this time.
[11:03] ---
    But you won't be so lucky next time.
[11:06] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[11:08] ---
    Despite the light years of distance
    between the Earth and Keron,
[11:10] ---
    sportsmanship has
    brought them closer together
[11:14] ---
    in this historic moment.
[11:18] ---
    Don't you touch him.
[11:19] ---
    What do you think you're doing?
[11:21] ---
    It was so one-sided the way
     the sergeant swam circles around you!
[11:24] ---
    Yeah, yeah! Kiss my...
[11:26] ---
    Well, so much for sportsmanship.
[11:29] ---
    You puny Pekoponians...
[11:31] ---
    Ouch.
[11:34] ---
    Are you all right?
[11:35] ---
    Eew. Something touched my leg.
SIGN    Undergoing Body Modification
[11:40] ---
    Body modification in progress.
[11:45] ---
    The white wall makes me feel warm...
[11:49] ---
    All you kids out there,
    if you don't want to end up like this,
[11:51] ---
    don't run around the poolside.
[11:54] ---
    It feels so warm...
[11:56] ---
    I told you...
[12:05] ---
    This may seem like a scary way to
    start, but don't be frightened.
[12:10] ---
    We'll be talking about a ghost story,
[12:11] ---
    but there's nothing to be scared about.
[12:13] ---
    So all you kids out there,
    don't you worry about a thing...
[12:14] ---
    How about this?!
[12:21] ---
    This is too much!
[12:23] ---
    Shut up!
[12:24] ---
    Grr! This heat is irritating enough
    without you two making a racket!
[12:28] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[12:29] ---
    How can anyone watch these
    ghost stories without laughing?
[12:31] ---
    Not... not enough plates, she says!
SIGN    Summer
[12:35] ---
    She goes, "One plate, two plates..."
[12:38] ---
    So stupid.
[12:39] ---
    This is nothing compared
    to the sergeant's ghost stories.
[12:42] ---
    Of course not!
[12:43] ---
    You two...
[12:45] ---
    I wonder if you'd still be laughing
[12:46] ---
    if you heard Fuyuki's ghost stories.
[12:48] ---
    Gero?
[12:48] ---
    Tama?
SIGN    Summer
[12:49] ---
    You want a challenge?
[12:51] ---
    Sounds interesting.
     I accept the challenge, sir!
[12:55] ---
    Mr. Sergeant means it!
[13:01] ---
    Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!
[13:06] ---
    We now begin the
     Ghost Story Contest
[13:10] ---
    between the Keronians
    and the Pekoponians, sir.
SIGN    First player: Natsumi
SIGN    Pekoponian Team
[13:12] ---
    The rules are simple.
SIGN    Second player: Momoka
[13:14] ---
    Each member of both teams
    will tell their best ghost story.
SIGN    Anchor: Fuyuki
SIGN    Anchor: Keroro
SIGN    Alien Team
SIGN    First player: Mois
SIGN    Second player: Tamama
[13:17] ---
    We shall compare whose story is the best.
[13:20] ---
    No! Stop this!
[13:21] ---
    We will use Kululu's special
    Fear Level Counter
[13:23] ---
    I don't want to take part
    in any of this!
[13:24] ---
    to measure how scary each story is.
[13:26] ---
    Hmph. I'm going to thrust all four of you
    into the very depths of fear.
[13:32] ---
    Huh? Four?
[13:34] ---
    One, two, three... f-four?
[13:41] ---
    It is just me.
[13:42] ---
    Huh?
[13:43] ---
    Stop scaring us like that!
[13:44] ---
    My, my, we've barely begun.
    At this rate, the four of you...
[13:49] ---
    Huh? Four?
[13:53] ---
    You seemed to be having fun,
    so I decided to join.
[13:57] ---
    Whew...
[13:58] ---
    Koyuki-chan...
SIGN    First Match
[14:04] ---
    First match. First up, Hinata Natsumi.
SIGN    First Up, Hinata Natsumi
[14:10] ---
    This is a story that's
    going around our school.
[14:13] ---
    Late after school,
    when nobody should be in,
[14:16] ---
    there's someone sitting all alone.
[14:19] ---
    And when you look closely,
[14:22] ---
    his lower half is missing!
[14:24] ---
    And they say when you see it,
     it runs right at you.
[14:27] ---
    It goes, "Teketeke! Teketeke!"
[14:28] ---
    That's why they call it
    the "Teketeke Ghost"!
[14:30] ---
    And it runs so fast! It's just too scary!
     Don't you think so? Huh?
[14:33] ---
    Huh? Ah...
[14:34] ---
    Ah! She's one of those emotional types who
    let their feelings hinder storytelling!
[14:38] ---
    Okay. Let's see what the judge says.
SIGN    Not at all
SIGN    Help me
    
    Super Scary
SIGN    Little Bit
    
    Scary
[14:40] ---
    What? But why?
    I thought that was really scary...
[14:44] ---
    Forgive me, Natsumi...
    It wasn't that scary...
SIGN    Going Second, Angol Mois
[14:50] ---
    Going second, Angol Mois.
[14:53] ---
    It was a snowy 14th of Shiwasu,
    in the 15th year of the Genroku era.
SIGN    Mois-dono
SIGN    Kira's
    Mansion
[14:58] ---
    To avenge their lord,
[15:00] ---
    forty-seven ronin converged
    in the town of Honjo Matsuzaka.
[15:04] ---
    Lady Mois, stop!
[15:06] ---
    Huh?
[15:08] ---
    Lady Mois, that is koudan
    (traditional Japanese storytelling).
[15:11] ---
    This is kaidan (ghost stories).
[15:13] ---
    Huh? There's a difference?
[15:15] ---
    Well, of course there is...
SIGN    Aliens vs. Pekoponians
[15:17] ---
    Angol Mois is disqualified.
[15:18] ---
    As a result, the Pekopon team
    wins the first match by default.
SIGN    Second Match
[15:25] ---
    Second match.
    First up, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
SIGN    Private 2nd Class Tamama
[15:30] ---
    I don't really know a lot of scary stories,
[15:33] ---
    so I will just share my own experiences.
[15:37] ---
    You all know me as the cute and lovable
    mascot of the Keroro Platoon, but...
[15:43] ---
    ...every now and then,
[15:44] ---
    there's another side of me which surfaces...
[15:48] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    We know.
SIGN    We know.
SIGN    We know.
[15:49] ---
    Don't you find that frightening?
[15:52] ---
    As for me...
[15:54] ---
    After that best-forgotten incident,
[15:56] ---
    it should be a closed chapter by now.
[16:03] ---
    But I still feel that
    I haven't really gotten rid of
[16:06] ---
    the other Momoka completely...
[16:07] ---
    Hmph. I wouldn't call that scary,
    but maybe a nuisance.
[16:12] ---
    What did you say?!
[16:15] ---
    I guess both of them
    should be disqualified...
SIGN    Second Round Start over
[16:23] ---
    Second match, once again.
SIGN    First Up, Lance Corporal Dororo
[16:24] ---
    First up, Lance Corporal Dororo.
[16:28] ---
    This happened while I was
    still a young lad.
[16:31] ---
    Can I borrow this?
[16:32] ---
    Well, I don't mind, but my father told me
[16:36] ---
    we should never lend anything
    expensive to each other, so...
[16:39] ---
    I'm sorry.
[16:41] ---
    Is that so?
[16:43] ---
    Afterwards...
[16:46] ---
    Press 1 if you want to know
    the weather today in Tokyo.
[16:48] ---
    For some unknown reason, our phone
    was discovered to be mysteriously
[16:52] ---
    Press 2 if you want to know the weather today in Osaka.
[16:52] ---
    hooked up to a long-distance
    weather forecast number on Pekopon.
[16:57] ---
    In the following days, we received
    a horrifically huge phone bill.
[17:02] ---
    How could that have happened...?
[17:03] ---
    Okay! Let's hear the next one!
SIGN    Going Second, Azumaya Koyuki
[17:07] ---
    Going second, Azumaya Koyuki.
[17:12] ---
    Once upon a time, there
    lived a man who was very kind.
[17:18] ---
    Oho... folktale style.
[17:21] ---
    But Minokichi found out
    that his wife was the Snow Queen.
[17:25] ---
    He realized their happy days together
    had come to an end.
[17:29] ---
    Ninja Art: Snow Storm.
[17:33] ---
    W-What an awesome special effect!
[17:37] ---
    After handing over their
    beloved children to Minokichi,
[17:42] ---
    the Snow Queen vanished
    and was never seen again...
[17:45] ---
    Wow!
[17:46] ---
    Bravo!
[17:47] ---
    I was so moved!
[17:48] ---
    Okay. So what's the verdict?
SIGN    Not at all
SIGN    Help me
    
    Super Scary
SIGN    Little Bit
    
    Scary
[17:50] ---
    Huh? How can that be?
[17:52] ---
    That was a great story. Thank you.
[17:54] ---
    But even so, in all fairness,
    Lady Koyuki deserves to win this match.
[17:58] ---
    I agree. All I did was air my complaints.
[18:01] ---
    So that means...
SIGN    Aliens Vs. Pekoponians
[18:04] ---
    There's no need for the final match,
[18:06] ---
    since the victory of the
    Pekoponian team has been sealed.
[18:09] ---
    All right!
[18:11] ---
    What?!
[18:12] ---
    Oh, c'mon. This isn't right...
SIGN    Hinata Family
[18:13] ---
    Why don't we continue with
    an individual contest from here on?
[18:18] ---
    C'mon, guys! Wait!
    Give me a chance!
[18:23] ---
    Please listen to my story....
[18:25] ---
    Okay, okay, already.
SIGN    Final Match
[18:32] ---
    Might as well have a final match.
    First up, Sergeant Keroro.
SIGN    First Up, Sergeant Keroro
[18:38] ---
    Once upon a time,
    in a small, faraway village,
[18:43] ---
    there lived a young boy who
    loved to eat sweet dumplings.
SIGN    Ikinari Dumplings
[18:49] ---
    One day, as he was eating his favorite food
    of Ikinari dumplings, he got to thinking...
[18:53] ---
    Wow. These are so delicious.
[18:56] ---
    There must be a way to make it
    so I never run out.
[18:59] ---
    So the young boy asked one of his
    friends, who was an inventor.
[19:03] ---
    His friend was glad to help...
SIGN    Tsk
[19:05] ---
    Tsk.
[19:07] ---
    And so he came up with the
    "Double or nothing" Gun!
[19:11] ---
    Anything that you hit with its laser light
[19:16] ---
    will multiply itself after a set
    interval of time, over and over.
[19:20] ---
    All right! I can eat as much as I want!
[19:24] ---
    Little did he know
    that no matter how much he ate,
[19:27] ---
    he could never finish all the dumplings.
[19:31] ---
    I'm too full...
[19:32] ---
    The dumplings continued
    to multiply at an alarming rate,
[19:36] ---
    eventually destroyed his house.
[19:40] ---
    So the young boy asked
    his friend for another favor.
[19:43] ---
    In the nick of time, the dumplings were
    sent out to space to avoid a catastrophe.
[19:50] ---
    But those Ikinari dumplings
[19:52] ---
    are even now somewhere out there
     in space, multiplying over and over.
[19:56] ---
    Who knows? One of these days,
[19:57] ---
    we might find out that they're
    about to fall over Pekopon!
[20:00] ---
    That is kinda scary...
[20:02] ---
    I think I lost my appetite for dumplings...
[20:04] ---
    Yes. I won...
[20:06] ---
    Don't worry. We'll be fine.
[20:09] ---
    I made a few calculations.
[20:10] ---
    Based on the rate of
    expansion of the universe,
[20:12] ---
    the mass of those dumplings
     is negligible.
[20:14] ---
    Dumping them all in space
    was a good idea.
SIGN    Crushed
[20:18] ---
    Fuyuki. It's your turn now.
[20:20] ---
    Okay. Well, then...
    Last but not least...
SIGN    Going Second, Hinata Fuyuki
[20:25] ---
    Going second, Hinata Fuyuki.
[20:31] ---
    Now listen, everyone.
[20:33] ---
    The story that I'm about
    to share with you now is...
[20:35] ---
    ...a true story.
[20:39] ---
    I'm not gonna let myself
    get drawn into his story!
[20:42] ---
    Have you ever felt
[20:44] ---
    some strange presence behind you
     when you're alone late at night?
[20:47] ---
    Yes, I have!
[20:49] ---
    There's this infamous railway crossing.
[20:51] ---
    When you try to cross it at night...
    you feel someone behind you.
[20:54] ---
    One day, a girl
    had to cross at midnight,
[20:57] ---
    When telling ghost stories,
[20:57] ---
    and just like the stories she'd heard,
    she suddenly felt someone right behind her.
[20:59] ---
    what's important
    isn't really the story itself,
[21:01] ---
    but drawing everyone into the story.
[21:01] ---
    And when she turned around to look...
[21:05] ---
    How was it?
[21:06] ---
    I-It was so scary!
[21:10] ---
    Hey, where's the corporal?
SIGN    Not at all
SIGN    Help me
    
    Super Scary
SIGN    Little Bit
    
    Scary
[21:11] ---
    Oh no... It seems you
    went over his fear threshold.
[21:15] ---
    Okay, raise your hand if you thought
    Fuyuki's story was the scariest!
[21:19] ---
    Yes!
[21:21] ---
    Huh?
[21:23] ---
    It was so scary...
[21:27] ---
    W-What is it?
[21:28] ---
    Ghosts and spirits seem to be
    attracted to occasions like these.
[21:32] ---
    A word of caution to everyone...
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
    This is the Ghost Girl.
    That's not my real name, though...
[23:11] ---
    I've been in the show
    since the first episode.
[23:14] ---
    So don't tell me no one's
    thought of my name...
[23:18] ---
    Could that be?
[23:18] ---
    Never mind that.
    In our next episode, we go
[23:20] ---
    off to the sea to treasure hunt!
[23:21] ---
    Huh...?
[23:21] ---
    We'll ride out the hot summer
    with some cool gags!
[23:24] ---
    "Natsumi: Hilarity!
    Adult Beachside Story, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    One hot episode for you.
[23:30] ---
    Ge-Gero!