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E200 - Keroro: Uruu Comes, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:32] ---
    Sis!
[01:33] ---
    I'm done with the bath.
[01:39] ---
    What's up, Sis?
[01:43] ---
    It's gonna be nine any moment!
[01:46] ---
    Nine?
[01:47] ---
    What happens at nine o'clock?
[01:49] ---
    While I'm on a diet, I'm not allowed
    to snack after nine o'clock!
[01:53] ---
    That's no reason to rush that much...
[01:56] ---
    It's not really going to matter if
    you go a little over the time, is it?
SIGN    Mushroom Fields
[02:03] ---
    Phew... Just made it...
[02:07] ---
    Gero...?!
[02:08] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh... What the heck is this?!
[02:12] ---
    What's up, Sarge?
[02:14] ---
    What's all the fuss?
[02:15] ---
    Lady Natsumi! That thing is wrong, ma'am!
[02:19] ---
    That calendar?
[02:21] ---
    It's not wrong...
[02:22] ---
    Look closely, ma'am!
[02:24] ---
    This month is only supposed to have
    28 days! What the heck is this?
[02:28] ---
    Oh! You're talking about February 29th!
[02:31] ---
    Gero?
[02:32] ---
    Ah!
[02:33] ---
    This day is one day longer than normal.
    Because it's a leap year (uruu-doshi).
[02:37] ---
    Yes, that's right. This year is a leap year.
SIGN    Uruu-doshi (Leap Year)
[02:41] ---
    Leap (uruu)... year?
[02:43] ---
    It comes once every four years.
[02:45] ---
    Yep. And going by the order,
    you're on cleaning duty.
[02:49] ---
    Once every four years...
[02:51] ---
    Every time?
[02:53] ---
    Honestly. Of course it does!
[02:55] ---
    Imagine what would happen if it didn't!
[02:58] ---
    Don't skip your cleaning duty!
[03:01] ---
    Uruu...
[03:02] ---
    Comes without fail once every four years...
[03:07] ---
    If it doesn't...
    terrible things will happen...
[03:09] ---
    Once every four years... it comes...!
[03:13] ---
    Sarge?
[03:16] ---
    Time and the calendar are very important
    to our everyday lives, aren't they?
[03:24] ---
    Today's story will revolve around these things:
    "time", "the calendar"... and "humans."
[03:35] ---
    Keroro: Uruu Comes, Sir!
[03:44] ---
    Kululu-dono... What is this?
[03:47] ---
    Request from the commander.
[03:49] ---
    From our honorable leader?
[03:51] ---
    What a mech...
[03:53] ---
    What is wrong with that dumbo Keroro?
[03:56] ---
    Uruu comes... Uruu...
    Uruu comes... Uruu...
[04:01] ---
    So, let's recap.
SIGN    Pekopon
[04:03] ---
    Here on Pekopon, once every
    four years, on February 29th,
SIGN    Once every four years
SIGN    February 29th
SIGN    Giant Monster Uruu
[04:07] ---
    the great monster Uruu revives,
    and exterminates all the invaders?
[04:12] ---
    Have I got that right?
[04:14] ---
    Dororo-senpai, did you know about this?
[04:16] ---
    No. I have heard all kinds
    of old tales of Pekopon,
[04:20] ---
    but it would be the first time
    I have heard of this... "Uruu."
[04:24] ---
    Uruu?!
[04:26] ---
    S-Sergeant Major Kululu!
    Do you think you'll make it in time, sir?!
[04:29] ---
    It's operating at full capacity right now.
[04:32] ---
    This is gonna be one amazing mech.
[04:35] ---
    After all... I put four years' worth
    of budget into it!
[04:39] ---
    What?!
[04:41] ---
    Four years' budget?!
[04:43] ---
    Where do you think we
    have that kind of money?!
[04:45] ---
    Or, like, advance wages?
[04:47] ---
    Wh-What?
[04:51] ---
    But will it actually come?
[04:53] ---
    This Uruu...
[04:55] ---
    U-Uruu... Uruu comes...
[04:58] ---
    Uruu... Uruu... comes...!
[05:09] ---
    Alisa!
[05:15] ---
    No change...
[05:16] ---
    I thought it would be no good...
[05:24] ---
    What...?
[05:26] ---
    It looks like we're being led by something.
[05:29] ---
    By a gigantically strong power of thought.
[05:32] ---
    A gigantic power of thought...
[05:36] ---
    I get the sense that something annoyingly
    complicated is about to start.
[05:40] ---
    It is finally February 29th.
[05:45] ---
    Huh... February 29th, huh...
[05:48] ---
    It would normally be next month by now.
[05:51] ---
    This year's got one more day in it than normal,
    yet my wages are unchanged.
[05:56] ---
    Feels like I've lost out somehow.
[05:59] ---
    Today's February 29th, huh?
[06:02] ---
    I... I just... it means I spend another day
    together with you, so I feel very...
[06:10] ---
    Wah! A-Alisa-chan?
[06:13] ---
    Fuyuki. Did you see anything?
[06:16] ---
    A-Anything?
    Are you chasing Dark Races again?
[06:20] ---
    What the frick are you here for, you...!
[06:23] ---
    No, then. Good.
[06:27] ---
    But... this Dark Race is
    an important prey for me.
[06:33] ---
    Don't get involved.
[06:38] ---
    Alisa-chan...
[06:39] ---
    That girl! What the heck did she
    even frickin' come here for?!
SIGN    Uruu Countermeasure HQ
SIGN    Uruu Detection Radar
[06:47] ---
    Target still not sighted!
[06:51] ---
    You-know-what is ready
    whenever you need it.
SIGN    Anti-Uruu Final Battle Weapon
SIGN    Pilot of Aforementioned
[06:56] ---
    How's Keroro looking?
[06:58] ---
    Focusing his mind before the battle!
[07:06] ---
    Wh-Who cares about some darn Uruu...
[07:10] ---
    Go on, come, if you think
    you can beat us, sir.
SIGN    Focusing His Mind
[07:13] ---
    Focusing his mind!
    Alternatively, manufacturing a Zock!
SIGN    Manufacturing a Zock
[07:17] ---
    Calm... Calm...
[07:22] ---
    Sarge? Are you here?
[07:25] ---
    Huh? What's wrong?
[07:28] ---
    Gero...
[07:29] ---
    Oh... So it's just you, Master Fuyuki.
[07:32] ---
    Is there something you want, sir?
[07:34] ---
    Well... I met Alisa-chan today.
[07:37] ---
    It looks like she found something again.
[07:40] ---
    L-Lady Alisa did...?
[07:42] ---
    I just wondered if you
    knew anything about it.
[07:46] ---
    Sarge?
[07:47] ---
    Are you okay? Your hands are shaking.
[07:50] ---
    Uruu...
[07:52] ---
    Uruu is here at last, sir.
[07:54] ---
    Uruu?
[07:55] ---
    Clam down, sir.
[07:58] ---
    Clam down!
SIGN    Quiver Quiver Quiver Quiver
[07:59] ---
    Calm... Calm...
[08:02] ---
    Sarge? Do you... want me to do that?
[08:09] ---
    Okay...
[08:10] ---
    There we go!
[08:13] ---
    Gero!
[08:14] ---
    By the way, Sarge... What was that
    Uruu you were just talking about?
[08:18] ---
    Gero?
[08:20] ---
    Huh?!
[08:22] ---
    Uruu isn't a monster?
[08:25] ---
    N-No... It's not a monster.
[08:28] ---
    B-But... you said it comes without fail,
    once every four years.
[08:31] ---
    It does come once every four years, but...
[08:34] ---
    And that if it doesn't,
    terrible things will happen to Pekopon!
[08:37] ---
    Well... There would probably be
    a lot of problems, yes...
[08:41] ---
    Then... what is Uruu?
[08:43] ---
    Well... a leap year is...
[08:46] ---
    ...a special year, created to adjust slippage
    between the calendar and the seasons.
[08:52] ---
    Yes!
SIGN    Days
[08:54] ---
    Normally, a year is treated as 365 days,
[08:57] ---
    but actually, one revolution
    of the Earth around the sun
[09:00] ---
    takes about 365 and a quarter days.
SIGN    1/4
    of a
    day
[09:04] ---
    So, once every four years, which corresponds
    to once every four revolutions,
SIGN    1/4 days + 1/4 days + 1/4 days + 1/4 days
[09:07] ---
    we adjust it by adding one day to the year.
SIGN    = 1 day
[09:11] ---
    Useful to know!
[09:13] ---
    Oh...
[09:15] ---
    So that was it.
[09:17] ---
    That is good news, sir.
[09:19] ---
    Good news, my foot!
[09:20] ---
    What in blazes do you plan to do about
    the four years of budget we poured in?!
[09:23] ---
    Kululu-senpai. Did you
    by any chance know this?
[09:29] ---
    The calendar has been adjusted many times
    in the past to account for the seasons,
[09:33] ---
    but they don't fit perfectly very easily.
[09:35] ---
    Well, anyway, a leap year
[09:37] ---
    is just a system to make
    everything fit properly, then, sir.
[09:40] ---
    To hear that you have
    such a flawed calendar!
[09:43] ---
    Pekopon clearly still has a long way
    to go in the intelligence domain, sir!
[09:46] ---
    Hmph. You're acting Gigantor-ly different from before.
[09:49] ---
    Gero!!
[09:51] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?!
[09:52] ---
    The sticker Master Fuyuki put on for
    Zock's monoeye is slightly off-center!
[09:58] ---
    I-It is?
[10:01] ---
    That is within acceptable parameters.
[10:03] ---
    If you're gonna complain, do it yourself!
[10:05] ---
    But it bugs me, sir!
[10:07] ---
    Ahhh, blast!
    I'll have to re-stick it later, sir!
[10:12] ---
    Gero?
[10:13] ---
    What?
[10:16] ---
    Sis?
[10:18] ---
    Fuyuki... L-Look...
SIGN    TV Inner-Tokyo
[10:21] ---
    Take a look at this.
[10:22] ---
    Here we see the mysterious giant creature
    that has appeared in Inner-Tokyo!
[10:26] ---
    What on Earth is that?
[10:27] ---
    Gero?! I-It can't be...
[10:30] ---
    Is that...?!
[10:31] ---
    Is it what, Sarge?
[10:34] ---
    U-Uruu!!
[10:36] ---
    That's... absurd...
[10:39] ---
    Wait... why...
[10:42] ---
    Uruuuu!
SIGN    Giant Monster Uruu
[10:45] ---
    Giant monster, Uruu!
[10:46] ---
    Why does it look exactly like me?!
[10:49] ---
    The great monster Uruu,
[10:51] ---
    appearing only once every four years,
     makes its sudden appearance!
[10:54] ---
    To be continued... after the commercials!
[10:56] ---
    Uruuuuuuuu!
[11:06] ---
    Uruuuuuuu!
[11:08] ---
    Uruu is headed directly
    towards the secret base!
[11:11] ---
    Or, like, close encounter?
[11:13] ---
    Uruu is here. It's really here!
[11:16] ---
    It can't be!
[11:18] ---
    What on Earth is going on?
[11:20] ---
    I heard from Tama-chan.
[11:22] ---
    Anyway, there will be damage
    to the city at this rate.
[11:25] ---
    We will lure it onto our own land.
[11:27] ---
    Lady Momoka! We're truly grateful, ma'am!
[11:30] ---
    In that case...
[11:46] ---
    Anti-Uruu Final Battle Weapon: Kauu!
SIGN    Anti-Uruu Final Battle Weapon Kauu
[11:49] ---
    Move out!
[11:58] ---
    Kauuu...
[12:00] ---
    Uruuuu...
[12:02] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[12:03] ---
    Now's the time to show it the power
    of the Keron Army, sir!
[12:06] ---
    Leave it to me!
[12:13] ---
    Hurray!
[12:14] ---
    You did it!
[12:18] ---
    Not a scratch?!
[12:20] ---
    Then I'll...
[12:23] ---
    Uruuuuu...
[12:31] ---
    Natsumi is...
[12:33] ---
    Natsumi is... closing in!
[12:36] ---
    Giroro!
[12:43] ---
    S-Sarge!
[12:47] ---
    My Zock!
[12:54] ---
    Natsumi...
[13:04] ---
    Uruuuu!
[13:09] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[13:10] ---
    Lady Alisa!
[13:12] ---
    Are you okay, Fuyuki?
[13:17] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[13:20] ---
    I finally came across you.
    This is my chance!
[13:23] ---
    Alisa?!
[13:24] ---
    I don't want to let it get...
[13:26] ---
    ....away...
[13:27] ---
    Alisa!
[13:28] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[13:30] ---
    It is all right.
    Your concerns are unfounded.
[13:33] ---
    Uruuu...
[13:35] ---
    It is a Thought Absorption Entity.
[13:37] ---
    Thought Absorption Entity?
SIGN    Kululu
[13:39] ---
    Yes... This space creature absorbs
    people's strongest thoughts,
[13:42] ---
    and manifests them into
    a concrete form, you see.
[13:44] ---
    The horrific monster imagined
    by our commander, "Uruu"...
[13:48] ---
    This thing absorbed that powerful thought,
[13:50] ---
    and made it real, you see.
[13:53] ---
    No wonder it looks
    exactly how I imagined it!
[13:56] ---
    Ohh? So inside your mind,
    I'm a horrific monster, am I?
[14:01] ---
    Oh... No, not at all...
[14:05] ---
    Gero! Everybody, run, sir!
[14:09] ---
    Why do I fire beams?!
[14:12] ---
    That's Uruu's special attack!
[14:14] ---
    The "Invader Cleansweep Beam"!
[14:17] ---
    It's what I imagined it to have, ma'am...
[14:19] ---
    Gero!
[14:20] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[14:27] ---
    Uncle!
[14:30] ---
    Please, leave it to me!
[14:33] ---
    Ohh! Lady Mois!
SIGN    Armageddon
[14:35] ---
    Armageddon! One-thousandth!
[14:46] ---
    Ohh! Lady Mois, one more, ma'am!
[14:53] ---
    Mois-chan, wait!
[14:56] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:57] ---
    Look at this!
[15:00] ---
    This is...
[15:01] ---
    February 29th is on the verge of vanishing!
[15:04] ---
    It's true... Even on mine,
    February 29th is...
[15:07] ---
    This is a pain.
[15:09] ---
    The giant monster Uruu,
    as the commander imagined it,
[15:12] ---
    is basically a personification
    of the leap year.
[15:15] ---
    If Uruu disappears, leap years
    will disappear, too, you see.
[15:20] ---
    What happens if leap years disappear?
[15:24] ---
    The calendar and the seasons
    will gradually get out of sync.
[15:27] ---
    Damage to crops...
    Flooding of the riverbanks...
[15:32] ---
    All the foundations of our lifestyle
    would start to go wrong.
[15:36] ---
    Wait!
[15:39] ---
    If the 29th goes away,
[15:41] ---
    so will my cleaning duty, sir!
[15:44] ---
    Lucky! Lucky! Yahoo! Yahoo!
[15:49] ---
    Gero!
[15:51] ---
    It appears we have no choice but to
    wait for February 29th to end, doesn't it?
[15:55] ---
    Gero?
[15:56] ---
    Then Uruu will probably just vanish.
[15:59] ---
    Uncle!
[16:01] ---
    But there are still over seven hours
    before midnight when the date changes!
[16:08] ---
    I am not sure we will be
    able to hold out until then!
[16:11] ---
    There's no other way.
[16:13] ---
    To preserve the normality of
    Pekopon's calendar.
SIGN    Leader Friendship Responsibility Hesitation Failure Betrayal Comrades Decision
[16:25] ---
    Keroro Platoon!
    We will brave Uruu's attacks,
[16:28] ---
    and survive the 49th, sir!
[16:30] ---
    It is the 29th!
[16:32] ---
    Fully understood!
[16:33] ---
    W-Wait! If you guys do that, you'll...
[16:36] ---
    There's no need to worry, sir!
[16:39] ---
    We will hold out without fail...
    We'll do it for you, sir!
SIGN    3 hours later...
[16:46] ---
    Gero!
[16:51] ---
    Wooo! Wooo!
[16:53] ---
    Gero!
[16:55] ---
    Uruuuu!
SIGN    2 hours after that...
[16:59] ---
    Wooo! Wooo!
[17:03] ---
    Gero!
[17:04] ---
    Uruuuu!
[17:06] ---
    Fight! Fight! Hey hey hey!
[17:14] ---
    Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Festival! Festival!
[17:17] ---
    Uruu...
[17:19] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    A further 1 hour later...
[17:23] ---
    Uruu...
[17:26] ---
    This most certainly does
    take its toll on you.
[17:28] ---
    I am pooped...
[17:30] ---
    Or, like, complete fatigue?
[17:33] ---
    Wheeze... No more...
[17:36] ---
    Sarge...
[17:37] ---
    Keep it up! Only one more hour!
[17:40] ---
    This is wrong...
[17:42] ---
    This is definitely wrong!
[17:44] ---
    Huh?
[17:45] ---
    Why...
[17:46] ---
    Why does Sarge have to suffer through this?
[17:50] ---
    Well... 'cause it was their fault
    in the first place.
[17:53] ---
    But it was caused by our
    imperfect human calendar.
[17:57] ---
    It was us humans...
[18:00] ---
    Gero!
[18:03] ---
    Sarge!
[18:04] ---
    Fuyuki!
[18:06] ---
    Sarge! Wake up!
[18:08] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[18:13] ---
    Uruuu...
[18:15] ---
    Master Fuyuki... run away, sir...
[18:18] ---
    The 29th is almost over, sir.
[18:22] ---
    You've done enough, Sarge!
[18:23] ---
    If you keep going like this, you'll all...!
[18:27] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki...
[18:28] ---
    Fukki...
[18:30] ---
    Fuyuki-dono.
[18:31] ---
    Please, Mois-chan! Take down Uruu!
[18:35] ---
    Fuyuki-san...
[18:37] ---
    Fuyuki, what are you saying?!
    If we do that...
[18:41] ---
    Uruu...
[18:47] ---
    We don't need it! The leap year...
    can just go away!
[19:09] ---
    Huh?
[19:11] ---
    Is everybody okay?
[19:13] ---
    Somehow I am.
[19:14] ---
    As for me, I am here.
[19:16] ---
    Or, like, narrow escape?
[19:18] ---
    Uruu is...
[19:21] ---
    Uruu is gone?
[19:23] ---
    What happened?
[19:26] ---
    Isn't that... Alisa-chan?
[19:29] ---
    If that Thought Absorption Entity
     can transform into anything at all,
[19:34] ---
    then we thought it may also become
    a soul for Alisa, who is a doll.
[19:41] ---
    However... being a doll,
    Alisa's thoughts are incomplete.
[19:46] ---
    And so, it disappeared.
[19:48] ---
    No, it looks like it hasn't disappeared.
[19:56] ---
    Gero? My Zock!
[19:59] ---
    Why?
[20:00] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, that's...
[20:02] ---
    What the Thought Absorption Entity
    manifested.
[20:05] ---
    Gero? Uruu became this, sir?
[20:09] ---
    What is going on?
[20:11] ---
    The moment Uruu's beam hit,
    I thought strongly...
[20:18] ---
    ...that humans are imperfect anyway,
[20:22] ---
    and we'll never be able
    to maintain perfect order.
[20:25] ---
    In fact, it's more human for things
    to be a little out-of-sync.
[20:30] ---
    And you say that thought reached it?
[20:34] ---
    I don't know why it chose this, though.
[20:36] ---
    Well, anyway!
[20:38] ---
    It's good to see that my Zock is back, sir!
[20:42] ---
    G-Gero!
[20:44] ---
    A-Alisa-chan?
[20:45] ---
    L-Lady Alisa!
[20:47] ---
    Gero! My Zock!!
[20:51] ---
    This is surely...
[20:54] ---
    ...humanity.
[20:58] ---
    Hu...manity?
[21:01] ---
    Huh? What?
[21:03] ---
    Why is my Zock humanity?
[21:07] ---
    Why?
[21:11] ---
    Humanity...
[21:14] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[21:16] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[21:19] ---
    We rely on "time" and
    "the calendar" constantly.
[21:19] ---
    Hey, Momocchi!
[21:20] ---
    Thank goodness, Tama-chan!
[21:22] ---
    Perhaps, the hands of the clock
    being ever-so-slightly off...
[21:26] ---
    ...is more fitting for us as humans.
[21:31] ---
    Well, then, goodbye... goodbye...
[21:33] ---
    Goodbye...
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
SIGN    Grand Operation Ear Day!
[23:07] ---
    Natsumi here.
[23:08] ---
    Corporal Giroro here.
[23:09] ---
    If you could have just one wish,
[23:12] ---
    what would you wish for?
[23:13] ---
    Wha?
[23:13] ---
    Tell me, Giroro.
[23:15] ---
    W-Well...
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that. Where are my ears?
[23:23] ---
    "Giroro: March 3rd is Ear Day, Sir?"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro's, No, the Women's Battle, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!