E90 - Keroro: I Couldn't Say Merry Christmas, Sir!

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[00:02] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:32] ---
    December 24th.
[01:33] ---
    That's right! The highly-anticipated
    Christmas Eve!
[01:38] ---
    These documents are okay...
[01:42] ---
    I have to borrow string to tie them together.
[01:44] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    
[01:48] ---
    Owowowow...
[01:54] ---
    Lady Natsumi... Gero?
[01:56] ---
    Yeah. Got it.
[01:58] ---
    Okay, don't worry. Do your best at work.
[02:03] ---
    Sis, what did Mom say?
[02:05] ---
    Like I figured, she has to work late tonight.
[02:07] ---
    Then we'll just have to prepare
    for the party ourselves, huh?
[02:11] ---
    All right!
[02:12] ---
    Let's get fired up to fix a feast!
[02:14] ---
    Let's make it a Christmas
    that'll surprise Mom!
[02:17] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Crackle
    Crackle
    Crackle
    Crackle
[02:18] ---
    You two...
[02:21] ---
    I couldn't help overhearing
    what you were saying!
[02:27] ---
    Keroro: I Couldn't Say Merry Christmas, Sir!
[02:38] ---
    It helps that Sarge and the others
    are pitching in.
[02:41] ---
    At this rate, the party will be all set
[02:43] ---
    by the time Mom comes home.
[02:47] ---
    This late already?!
[02:49] ---
    Master Fuyuki! It seems this
    string of lights isn't working.
[02:53] ---
    Really?
[02:55] ---
    Then go buy a new one, Fuyuki.
[02:57] ---
    I have to go grocery shopping for dinner.
[03:00] ---
    What about the tree and
    decorating the room?
[03:02] ---
    No worries!
SIGN    Leave it to me
[03:05] ---
    My platoon will devote themselves
    to decorating for the party.
[03:10] ---
    Yeah!
[03:11] ---
    Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki,
    you can go shopping,
[03:14] ---
    knowing you left this duty
    in good hands.
[03:17] ---
    Huh. I never thought I'd hear
    the stupid frog say something like that.
[03:21] ---
    That's rude!
[03:22] ---
    I'm a member of the Hinata household!
[03:25] ---
    It's only natural for me to show
    my gratitude once in a while!
[03:28] ---
    Show gratitude?
SIGN    Repaying Someone for Their Kindness
[03:32] ---
    That's a different story,
    The Crane of Gratitude.
[03:35] ---
    Thanks to everyone in the Hinata family,
[03:38] ---
    we've safely gotten through the year.
SIGN    Squeeze
[03:40] ---
    All right, everyone?
[03:42] ---
    Mobilize your artistic sense
[03:45] ---
    to produce a wonderful Christmas party!
[03:47] ---
    Yeah!
[03:49] ---
    You are full of honor and humanity,
     Mr. Sergeant!
[03:52] ---
    Or, like, year-end thanking?
[03:54] ---
    Another silly task!
[03:58] ---
    Give me a break.
[04:00] ---
    Okay, I'm counting on you, stupid frog.
[04:03] ---
    Roger!
[04:06] ---
    Lovey-dovey with Uncle...
     Lovey-dovey with Uncle...
[04:11] ---
    Lovey-dovey with Uncle...
[04:17] ---
    Perfect.
[04:18] ---
    Hey, Giroro!
[04:20] ---
    You don't hang dangerous weapons
    on a Christmas tree!
[04:25] ---
    You're letting your hobby
    get the best of you!
SIGN    Big Ship Big Cannon Policy
[04:28] ---
    Christmas tree, Giroro's version!
SIGN    Christmas
    Tree:
    Giroro
    Version
[04:31] ---
    Christmas is a peaceful, romantic event.
[04:35] ---
    Look at and learn from my tree.
[04:38] ---
    Excuse me?!
[04:39] ---
    Fine, show me your style of tree!
[04:42] ---
    Gerori!
SIGN    I don't want to admit it, but ...
    is the Federation MS a monster?
SIGN    Christmas Tree: Keroro Version
[04:45] ---
    Christmas tree, Keroro's version!
SIGN    How's that?
[04:48] ---
    My masterpiece! The Char-ming Christmas tree!
[04:52] ---
    And instead of a star,
[04:55] ---
    I'm gonna put the Zeon Army symbol on top!
[04:58] ---
    Masterpiece, my asteroid!
[05:01] ---
    You're the one whose hobby
    is in the driver's seat!
[05:04] ---
    What the heck?!
[05:06] ---
    This sensibility is sensational!
[05:07] ---
    You can't see it?
[05:09] ---
    No, I can't!
[05:10] ---
    Anyway, I'm removing the deadly
    ordnance from the tree!
[05:15] ---
    Gero?
[05:15] ---
    I-Idiot!
[05:26] ---
    Or, like, blown to pieces?
[05:29] ---
    Hey, what was that explosion?!
[05:31] ---
    Sarge?
[05:34] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[05:39] ---
    There's a good explanation
    for this, Lady Natsumi...
SIGN    Crack
[05:42] ---
    You little...
[05:45] ---
    ...stupid frog!
[05:47] ---
    Gero!
[05:51] ---
    And so...
[05:52] ---
    ...we have completely lost the trust
    of the Hinata family.
[05:57] ---
    We have made our bed,
     and now we must lie in it.
[05:59] ---
    Or, like, stupid choices?
[06:02] ---
    Keroro! It's your fault...
[06:05] ---
    I beg to differ, Corporal Giroro!
    You're plenty responsible, too!
[06:10] ---
    This is terrible!
[06:12] ---
    I'm sorry, Natsumi!
[06:14] ---
    Without the Hinata family's cooperation,
[06:16] ---
    the Pekopon invasion is next to impossible!
[06:18] ---
    We need to go all out to restore
    our trusted relationship with them!
[06:26] ---
    That's fine, Commander, except...
[06:28] ---
    You got a problem with it,
    Sergeant Major Kululu?
[06:30] ---
    I found this in your room earlier.
[06:33] ---
    I hope this isn't your first time seeing it.
[06:36] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro-dono,
    Keron Military Headquarters is dispatching a
    research commission to Pekopon. Keroro Platoon,
    prepare invasion results that the commission
    can easily confirm. Depending on that,
    the commission will decide whether Keroro Platoon
    should be recalled from Pekopon.
    The commission is expected to arrive
    on Pekopon at midnight on December 25th, 2005.
[06:37] ---
    What is it?
[06:39] ---
    Let's see...
[06:41] ---
    "Keron Military Headquarters is dispatching
    a research commission to Pekopon.
[06:45] ---
    Keroro Platoon, prepare invasion results
    that the commission can easily confirm.
[06:51] ---
    Depending on that, the commission will
    decide whether Keroro Platoon should be...
[06:55] ---
    ...recalled from Pekopon"?
[06:57] ---
    Wha...?!
[06:58] ---
    What?!
[06:59] ---
    In other words...
[07:02] ---
    I don't get it.
[07:03] ---
    What the what?!
[07:06] ---
    You don't understand?! We have to prove
[07:09] ---
    to HQ's research commission
[07:10] ---
    that we're making progress with the invasion!
[07:14] ---
    Wait a second.
[07:15] ---
    Progress with the invasion...
SIGN    Invasion Progress: Zero
[07:18] ---
    We haven't been doing anything like that.
[07:21] ---
    So when is that research
    commission coming here?
[07:24] ---
    Um... In Pekopon terms,
[07:27] ---
    December 25th, 2005.
[07:31] ---
    December 25th?
[07:35] ---
    That's...
[07:37] ---
    ...tonight.
[07:39] ---
    That's way too sudden!
[07:42] ---
    You already sent them the year-end
    progress report, haven't you?
[07:45] ---
    Gero...
[07:48] ---
    HQ probably realized you altered the
    runner-up trophy from last week's
SIGN    First National Middle School Occult Tournament Runner Up
[07:51] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero...
SIGN    Winner
[07:52] ---
    Occult Tournament to make it look like
    a first-place win before sending.
[07:56] ---
    Okay!
[07:59] ---
    Cheating!
[08:02] ---
    Tee hee!
[08:03] ---
    Don't give me "Tee hee"!
[08:05] ---
    You dumbo!
[08:06] ---
    After all,
[08:08] ---
    I knew we'd be in hot water if
    we didn't produce results soon!
[08:13] ---
    Like winning an occult tournament would
    count as progress towards the invasion!
[08:18] ---
    As they say, mess with the boar,
    and you get the horns.
[08:21] ---
    So what are you going to do, Commander?
[08:24] ---
    Certainly...
[08:25] ---
    ...restoring a relationship of trust
    with the Hinata family is important,
[08:30] ---
    but if we're ordered to return home,
[08:33] ---
    we lose everything.
[08:35] ---
    Master Fuyuki... Lady Natsumi...
[08:38] ---
    Sarge!
[08:39] ---
    Stupid frog!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Progress Report Task Force
[08:43] ---
    Our highest priority is cooking up
     some invasion progress.
[08:47] ---
    Without that, there's no tomorrow!
[08:55] ---
    Excuse me...
[08:57] ---
    Sarge?
[08:58] ---
    About before...
[09:01] ---
    ...I'm sorry!
[09:02] ---
    Forget it. There's no use
    crying over spilled milk.
[09:05] ---
    But I can't take any more
    of your setbacks today,
[09:07] ---
    so don't bother offering to help.
[09:09] ---
    No, it's not that...
[09:12] ---
    I have a favor to ask you two.
[09:17] ---
    Actually...
[09:20] ---
    Us?
[09:23] ---
    Just for one day?
[09:26] ---
    Become prisoners...
[09:29] ---
    ...of the Keron Army?
[09:31] ---
    Please!
[09:33] ---
    What are you talking about, you stupid frog?!
[09:39] ---
    And so...
[09:40] ---
    Yeah... I did not think it would work.
[09:43] ---
    Given the current circumstances, seeking
    cooperation from the Hinata siblings
[09:46] ---
    is asking for too much.
[09:48] ---
    In the first place,
    I'm sure the research committee
[09:50] ---
    won't be placated by showing them
    a couple of prisoners.
[09:53] ---
    Hey, doesn't anyone else
    have any good ideas?
[09:56] ---
    At a time like this,
[09:58] ---
    the only thing we can do is take
    over the central government!
[10:02] ---
    Ah! I will rebuild the metro government
    office as a gingerbread house!
[10:11] ---
    Why don't we make a
    Sergeant Major Kululu anime
SIGN    Sergeant Major Kululu
[10:15] ---
    and broadcast it on the
    giant screen in Shibuya?
SIGN    Sergeant Major Kululu
[10:23] ---
    None of your ideas are realistic.
[10:27] ---
    Do you have any ideas, Lady Mois?
[10:31] ---
    Let's see...
[10:36] ---
    How about making a giant doll of you, Uncle?
[10:39] ---
    Gero? A doll of me?
[10:42] ---
    Yes!
[10:46] ---
    If it's gigantic, the research
    commission will notice it right away.
[10:52] ---
    Or, like, clearly overt?
[10:55] ---
    That's a nice idea!
SIGN    Jealousy
    Jealousy
     Jealousy
[10:57] ---
    Jealousy!
[10:58] ---
    That is a good idea.
[10:58] ---
    Jealousy! Jealousy!
[11:00] ---
    But they're coming tonight!
[11:00] ---
    Jealousy!
[11:02] ---
    Would we have time if we started now?
[11:02] ---
    Jealousy! Jealousy!
[11:04] ---
    Nothing is impossible if
    you have manual laborers!
SIGN    Forced Deportation
    Turning the Tables
    Regaining Trust
    Household Harmony
    Driven Into a Corner
    Going All Out
[11:09] ---
    We'll have to do it.
[11:11] ---
    There's no other way...
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Progress Report Task Force
[11:14] ---
    All personnel, begin the
    operation immediately!
[11:16] ---
    Roger!
[11:18] ---
    They only have several hours left.
[11:20] ---
    Will the Keroro Platoon's
    operation be a success?
[11:23] ---
    To be continued in the second half!
[11:32] ---
    So to avoid being ordered back home,
[11:35] ---
    the Keroro Platoon decided to
    create a giant Keroro statue.
[11:38] ---
    Will it work in the end?
[11:44] ---
    Everyone...
[11:46] ---
    So, thanks to Momoka-dono's generosity,
[11:49] ---
    we're going to use this Nishizawa Tower.
[11:52] ---
    Thanks, Momochi!
[11:54] ---
    You're welcome, Tama-chan.
[11:56] ---
    But why isn't Fuyuki-kun here?!
[11:59] ---
    Say, where's Natsumi-san?
[12:01] ---
    Um, where's Fuyuki-kun?
[12:03] ---
    W-Well...
[12:05] ---
    Due to certain circumstances,
    I didn't ask them to join us.
[12:12] ---
    Christmas with Lady Mom...
[12:14] ---
    I can't interfere with them
    more than I already have...
[12:18] ---
    Fuyuki!
[12:20] ---
    Are you almost done?
[12:22] ---
    Yeah. I can kind of salvage the tree...
[12:26] ---
    ...but we can forget about
    decorating the room.
[12:30] ---
    That darn stupid frog!
[12:32] ---
    Hot!
[12:37] ---
    I'm sure Sarge didn't mean to do it.
[12:42] ---
    I'm gonna check on them.
[12:47] ---
    Hot!
[12:49] ---
    So, everyone...
[12:51] ---
    I want you to make it look like that!
[12:53] ---
    What an ugly monument! Sheesh!
[12:56] ---
    Silence!
[12:57] ---
    However, if it's just a statue,
    they won't be able to see it from the sky.
[13:02] ---
    I thought of everything.
[13:04] ---
    Look at that!
[13:06] ---
    The "Share your electricity
    with me" Device! Kukuku!
SIGN    "Share your electricity with me" Device
SIGN    Crackle
SIGN    Crackle
SIGN    Crackle
SIGN    Crackle
[13:16] ---
    Ow!
SIGN    Crackle
SIGN    Crackle Crackle Crackle
    Crackle Crackle Crackle
[13:18] ---
    It's a system that accumulates
    static electricity,
[13:21] ---
    then creates intense light that's impossible
    to duplicate with Pekopon science.
[13:27] ---
    And now, let's begin the operation!
[13:33] ---
    Sarge!
[13:35] ---
    Aren't you down here?
[13:41] ---
    What's that?
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro-dono,
    Keron Military Headquarters is dispatching a
    research commission to Pekopon. Keroro Platoon,
    prepare invasion results that the commission
    can easily confirm. Depending on that,
    the commission will decide whether Keroro Platoon
    should be recalled from Pekopon.
    The commission is expected to arrive
    on Pekopon at midnight on December 25th, 2005.
[13:48] ---
    Oh my gosh, Sis!
[13:50] ---
    This says if they don't show signs
    of the invasion by midnight,
[13:53] ---
    Sarge and his platoon
     will be sent back home!
[13:58] ---
    Th-That's what they get!
[14:01] ---
    What happens to them has
    nothing to do with us!
[14:04] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[14:06] ---
    You don't really want Sarge and
    the rest to go away, do you, Sis?
[14:11] ---
    It seems they're at Nishizawa Tower,
     so I'm going over!
[14:14] ---
    H-Hey, Fuyuki!
[14:16] ---
    What about preparing for the party?!
[14:29] ---
    Sarge!
[14:32] ---
    Sarge!
[14:32] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[14:35] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[14:36] ---
    Fukki!
[14:37] ---
    I'm sorry, Sarge.
[14:39] ---
    I didn't know you were in this kind of a jam.
[14:43] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[14:44] ---
    You're going to help us?
[14:47] ---
    Of course!
[14:48] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[14:50] ---
    I'll help, too!
[14:53] ---
    556!
[14:54] ---
    556-san!
[14:55] ---
    I heard you're under the gun, Keroro!
[14:57] ---
    But you didn't call me to help?!
[15:00] ---
    I thought we were pals!
[15:01] ---
    I apologize for my brother's interference!
[15:03] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[15:10] ---
    I knew he would cause trouble!
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[15:27] ---
    I'm sure Sarge didn't mean to do it.
[15:31] ---
    You don't really want Sarge and
    the rest to go away, do you, Sis?
SIGN    Crackle Crackle Crackle
    Crackle Crackle Crackle
[15:42] ---
    All right, it's gathering
    plenty of electricity.
[15:48] ---
    It's been getting colder these days, huh?
[15:50] ---
    And the air is dry.
[15:52] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
[15:54] ---
    about how long will it take to finish?
[15:56] ---
    At this pace, about another two hours.
[16:00] ---
    We've got one hour until midnight!
[16:03] ---
    Gero!
[16:03] ---
    Crap!
[16:05] ---
    We just have to do it!
[16:11] ---
    Gero?
[16:12] ---
    Jeez! If you needed more people,
    you should've said so at the start!
[16:17] ---
    Sis!
[16:18] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[16:20] ---
    If we don't get this done by tonight,
[16:22] ---
    you guys will have to leave Earth, right?
[16:25] ---
    Why didn't you say so before?!
[16:27] ---
    Without you guys around...
[16:29] ---
    Gero?
[16:32] ---
    ...who would fix up the living room?
[16:37] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[16:39] ---
    All right! We're almost there, everyone!
[16:51] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[17:03] ---
    Gero...
[17:05] ---
    It's finished!
[17:06] ---
    Or, like, finishing touches?
[17:10] ---
    We made it in time!
[17:12] ---
    It's thanks to everyone for helping out.
[17:15] ---
    This way you guys won't have
    to go back home, right?
[17:21] ---
    Mom...
[17:23] ---
    I'm sorry I couldn't finish
    preparing for the party.
[17:26] ---
    Now we just have to activate the
    "Share your electricity with me" Device!
[17:31] ---
    Everyone, I thank you for your cooperation
[17:33] ---
    from the bottom of my heart!
[17:41] ---
    It seems the research commission is here!
[17:48] ---
    Hey!
[17:50] ---
    Feast your eyes
[17:52] ---
    on the results of our invasion!
[17:55] ---
    And so... Click.
SIGN    Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle
SIGN    Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle
[18:17] ---
    What's this?
[18:29] ---
    Gero?!
[18:31] ---
    The monument is falling!
[18:33] ---
    Gero!
[18:35] ---
    Can't we do something?!
[18:38] ---
    Leave it to me!
[18:44] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry
    my brother isn't any help!
[19:00] ---
    W-Why did that happen?!
[19:02] ---
    Hey!
[19:03] ---
    I don't know! I want to ask that myself!
[19:06] ---
    It collected more static
    electricity than I thought,
[19:09] ---
    so the "Share your electricity with me"
    Device overheated...
[19:13] ---
    It was especially dry tonight,
[19:15] ---
    so there must've been more
    static electricity than usual.
[19:20] ---
    Stupid frog...
[19:21] ---
    It... It can't be...
[19:24] ---
    After everyone gave their all to help out...
[19:27] ---
    Was all that hard work for nothing?
[19:32] ---
    Sarge...
[19:36] ---
    It's snowing.
[19:37] ---
    Snowing?
[19:45] ---
    Huh?
[19:47] ---
    This snow is glowing...
[19:49] [SONG] ---
    If you climb up the hill
[19:53] [SONG] ---
    And look out,
[20:00] [SONG] ---
    You'll see all the lights from tonight
[20:05] [SONG] ---
    Shining brightly.
[20:12] [SONG] ---
    The bells sounding in the sky
[20:16] [SONG] ---
    Seem to say,
[20:17] ---
    Beautiful...
[20:20] ---
    What happened?!
[20:21] [SONG] ---
    "It's a Kero-ry night."
[20:23] ---
    It looks like the accumulated energy
    from the electricity device
[20:26] ---
    was scattered all over the city.
[20:28] [SONG] ---
    The song of saints
[20:29] ---
    L-Look!
[20:32] [SONG] ---
    Is hallelujah.
[20:32] ---
    The research commission ship is leaving!
[20:35] ---
    What does it mean?
[20:37] ---
    My guess is
[20:38] ---
    they mistakenly took the glow around
    the city to be proof of your invasion!
[20:44] ---
    I see.
[20:45] ---
    They thought the whole city was
    paying tribute to the commander.
[20:49] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you have the luck of the devil!
[20:52] [SONG] ---
    Santa's sled
[20:53] ---
    It looks like we escaped
    forced deportation.
[20:56] [SONG] ---
    Flies by
[20:58] ---
    Or, like, closing cases?
[21:00] ---
    Now the stupid frogs
    don't have to go back.
[21:03] [SONG] ---
    Without stopping even once.
[21:03] ---
    It's a happy ending.
[21:05] ---
    No, not yet.
[21:07] [SONG] ---
    What a heartrending Christmas.
[21:07] ---
    The operation isn't finished!
[21:13] [SONG] ---
    The streets are decorated
[21:21] ---
    Beautiful!
[21:21] [SONG] ---
    With fallen branches.
[21:23] ---
    Welcome home!
[21:25] ---
    This is amazing!
[21:26] [SONG] ---
    It makes the people happy,
[21:27] ---
    What happened?
[21:29] ---
    Actually...
[21:30] [SONG] ---
    And they forget their sadness.
[21:31] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[21:33] ---
    Oh, welcome, everyone.
[21:33] [SONG] ---
    Our true mission,
[21:36] ---
    Welcome home, Lady Mom.
[21:40] ---
    You and the others helped here,
     huh, Kero-chan?
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    The invasion of Pekopon,
[21:43] ---
    Merry Christmas, Mom!
[21:45] ---
    Come on inside!
[21:47] ---
    Okay, okay.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Still continues.
[21:49] ---
    Natsumi-dono,
[21:51] ---
    it's really snowing now.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    It's a Kero-ry night.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Let's sing in unison:
[21:59] ---
    Merry Christmas,
[22:01] ---
    stupid frog.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    God be with you.
[22:04] ---
    Gero?
[22:13] ---
    Merry Christmas to all of you, too!
    And a Happy New Year.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:52] ---
    It's Mois. The year's almost up,
[23:54] ---
    so Happy New Year to everyone.
SIGN    Keroro Donation Box
[23:56] ---
    Or, like, open yearly? Useless planning?
    Finished business? New Year's noodles?
SIGN    (1) Build a big ship
SIGN    (2) Attach a cannon to it
SIGN    (3) Attack
SIGN    (4) Invasion Succeeds
[24:01] ---
    Whatever! Next time,
[24:02] ---
    new resolution for a new year!
[24:05] ---
    Or, like, boasting talking?
[24:07] ---
    "Keroro: New Year, Reborn!
    The Neo Keroro, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
    "Koyuki: Here Comes Grandma, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    These two stories!
    How's that?
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!