E3 - Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir! / Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
     an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
     was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
     if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
     and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
     of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
     'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
     station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
     it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Spring
[01:33] ---
    Spring... a beautiful season.
[01:35] ---
    However, there is an organism that is
     emanating an out-of-place aura.
[01:39] ---
    Eww... What is this?!
[01:40] ---
    Gross!
[01:42] ---
    It's coming from Sergeant's room.
[01:44] ---
    That stupid frog!
    What the heck is he doing?!
[01:48] ---
    Hey! Stupid...
[01:51] ---
    Sarge?
[01:52] ---
    I'm sick of it... this life of misery...
[01:59] ---
    Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir!
[02:04] ---
    What's with him?
[02:06] ---
    Who knows...?
[02:07] ---
    Oh my gosh!
[02:09] ---
    Tamama!
[02:10] ---
    We've gotta do something at once!
[02:12] ---
    We Keronians call this state...
SIGN    Critical Point Breached
[02:15] ---
    ...Critical Point Breached!
[02:18] ---
    Critical Point Breached?
[02:20] ---
    This happens when too
    much stress accumulates.
[02:20] ---
    It's wrong... It's no good...
[02:24] ---
    ...this life of misery...
[02:26] ---
    He's just lazing around. That's all.
[02:28] ---
    Well... he might appear so, but...
[02:34] ---
    I'm not "lazing around."
[02:36] ---
    How can you be so cold
     to someone in so much pain?
[02:40] ---
    In order to keep my presence
    a secret from others,
[02:43] ---
    I have been forced to toil every day
    like a prisoner in this house.
[02:49] ---
    I think I can sort of
     understand how hard it is
[02:53] ---
    being unable to set foot outside.
[02:55] ---
    Really...?
[02:57] ---
    It looks to me like he's
    living an easy life.
[03:00] ---
    He has a point, as far as cleaning
     and washing are concerned, but...
[03:04] ---
    ...at other times, he just builds
     Gundam models, surfs the net,
[03:07] ---
    reads manga, eats and sleeps.
[03:12] ---
    I've had enough of this life, sir!
    I want to go out, sir!
[03:16] ---
    Please do something,
    Master Fuyuki...!
[03:20] ---
    If you want to go out,
    why don't you?
[03:22] ---
    Gero!
[03:23] ---
    There's no telling
    what will happen to you
[03:25] ---
    if you're discovered
     by an Earthling, of course...
SIGN    Dissection
[03:28] ---
    Dissection!
SIGN    Experimentation
[03:29] ---
    Experimentation!
SIGN    An Unforeseen Accident
[03:31] ---
    An unforeseen accident...
[03:32] ---
    Gero!
[03:35] ---
    Sis, you didn't have to
    scare him like that...
[03:39] ---
    If only Mr. Sergeant could
     live in a large house, like me.
[03:44] ---
    Why, at Momocchi's house,
[03:46] ---
    I can ride a bike around
    in her huge yard,
SIGN    Bike Huge yard
[03:50] ---
    and enjoy shopping at the Nishizawa
    family's private shopping mall,
SIGN    Private Shopping Mall Shopping
[03:54] ---
    and even enjoy the latest movies
    in a huge movie theater.
SIGN    Latest Movies at a Theater
[03:58] ---
    I would like to do something
    for Mr. Sergeant...
[04:02] ---
    ...but those luxuries are mine alone!
SIGN    Alone
[04:04] ---
    I cannot share them with anyone else.
SIGN    Winner
SIGN    Loser
[04:08] ---
    It is a problem...
[04:10] ---
    E-Everyone's forgotten that
    I'm a sergeant.
[04:13] ---
    I really must have infiltrated
    the wrong house...
[04:18] ---
    Well, I'm sorry this house
     is so small.
[04:20] ---
    Sarge, why don't we go out
    for a walk together?
[04:24] ---
    What?!
[04:25] ---
    Really?!
[04:27] ---
    Isn't it wonderful, Mr. Sergeant?
[04:31] ---
    Are you serious?
[04:32] ---
    See you later!
[04:34] ---
    Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
     Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
SIGN    In here
[04:39] ---
    Blue skies! Refreshing breeze!
[04:42] ---
    I can even hear the birds chirping!
[04:45] ---
    It's so wonderful to be outdoors...
[04:48] ---
    As if! This is ridiculous!
[04:51] ---
    Don't do that, Sarge!
     You mustn't show yourself!
[04:54] ---
    Oh... What is that smoke?
[04:56] ---
    Eww, how gross...
[04:58] ---
    Okay, I get your point!
[05:00] ---
    Being in my own room would
     have been much better than that!
[05:04] ---
    I know, but...
[05:06] ---
    If you're discovered,
     the whole world will be in an uproar.
[05:10] ---
    Our peaceful life will be
    turned upside down.
[05:14] ---
    What are you?
    A demon in human skin?
SIGN    Nice jab...
[05:17] ---
    I know how you feel. You're my friend,
    so I want to help you, but...
[05:24] ---
    So what we need to do is make sure no one
    finds out Mr. Sergeant is an alien.
[05:30] ---
    The 2nd mission!
SIGN    This
[05:35] ---
    This is it!
[05:36] ---
    Turning myself into an object commonly
    found on Pekopon... A great idea!
[05:42] ---
    The Pekoponians
     shouldn't recognize me now.
[05:44] ---
    Kero kero ke!
[05:45] ---
    Another brilliant idea, taking advantage
    of the color of my body!
[05:49] ---
    As if!
[05:52] ---
    The point is to allow me
    to walk around freely!
[05:54] ---
    You can't forget that, sir!
[05:57] ---
    It would be ideal if you looked human,
     but that's impossible...
[06:02] ---
    I want to become a human right now!
[06:05] ---
    That would be easy.
[06:07] ---
    Huh?
[06:08] ---
    This calls for... the Pekoponian Suit!
[06:11] ---
    Oh, I forgot about that.
[06:13] ---
    Mission Number 3!
[06:18] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, ready for launch!
[06:21] ---
    Hey! That's the wrong kind of "suit"!
[06:23] ---
    Oh! You're right!
[06:25] ---
    Sorry, I screwed up.
    This is the right one!
[06:30] ---
    No mistake this time...
     It's the Pekoponian Suit.
[06:35] ---
    Yes, well... Do I look cute?
SIGN    Am I hot?
[06:39] ---
    What are you all doing...?
[06:41] ---
    Sarge... I don't think that'll work.
[06:44] ---
    What?!
[06:46] ---
    Cloud Dragon Style entrance!
SIGN    Cloud Dragon Style
SIGN    Ring Entrance!
[06:49] ---
    That's no good, either.
[06:50] ---
    Hmph! All you do is complain, Fukki!
[06:54] ---
    Well, it isn't much fun,
    but... what about this?
[06:58] ---
    Oh! What's that?!
[07:00] ---
    Why didn't you get that one sooner?
[07:02] ---
    Although this is one
     small step for a sergeant,
[07:06] ---
    it is a giant leap for a Keronian!
[07:09] ---
    Sarge, you can't!
    It's absolutely weird!
[07:12] ---
    I-It's no good, sir?
[07:14] ---
    I think it's pretty good.
[07:17] ---
    How can we give up now?!
[07:18] ---
    Let me show you the special
     makeup tricks I learned in Hollywood.
[07:22] ---
    Oh, you were trained in Hollywood?!
[07:25] ---
    I wonder when that happened...
[07:26] ---
    It's the 4th mission, darn it!
SIGN    Before
[07:30] ---
    Before.
SIGN    After
[07:32] ---
    After.
[07:35] ---
    Now I look like any
     other frog you'd see on Pekopon.
[07:39] ---
    Croak, croak, I am a frog...!
[07:44] ---
    Why did you stop me, Master Fuyuki?!
[07:47] ---
    That's right! I worked my butt off
     to create such a true masterpiece!
[07:51] ---
    As I've been telling you, it's no good!
[07:53] ---
    Hmph! You're always saying "no."
    What would satisfy you?
[07:59] ---
    I understand how Sarge feels.
     I wish I could do something.
[08:04] ---
    Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
     I truly appreciate the thought...
[08:10] ---
    Never mind that. Hurry up
     and take that thing off, will you?!
[08:12] ---
    Now, I have to use go with my last resort...
[08:15] ---
    The space plant Dreaming Alpha!
[08:18] ---
    Haven't you given up yet?
[08:22] ---
    Oh... What a beautiful field of flowers!
[08:26] ---
    When you're stung by a feeler,
[08:28] ---
    you'll see things you don't ordinarily see.
[08:30] ---
    It looks bad for his health.
[08:32] ---
    It is! The problem with
    using this flower is that
[08:35] ---
    it causes serious side effects!
[08:37] ---
    Hey! You stop! Sarge, are you all right?
[08:42] ---
    I'm at the end of my rope.
[08:45] ---
    Sarge...
[08:47] ---
    I guess... there is no way
    I can be truly free...
[08:55] ---
    This is all so stupid...
[08:56] ---
    You'd think an alien would
     have the power to transform.
[09:01] ---
    I guess a frog is no more
    than just a frog.
[09:04] ---
    Nothing you do will help.
[09:09] ---
    This is so frustrating!
[09:12] ---
    Cruel! She's so cruel! She has no heart...
[09:13] ---
    Hmph! It was unkind of Natchi to say that.
[09:17] ---
    Huh? Where have you been, Tamama?
[09:20] ---
    I got hungry,
[09:21] ---
    so I hopped back to
    Momocchi's mansion.
[09:23] ---
    What?
[09:24] ---
    Now that you mention it,
     how do you travel to and from here?
[09:30] ---
    I use the anti-barrier.
SIGN    Anti-barrier
[09:33] ---
    Anti-barrier...?
[09:35] ---
    What's that?
SIGN    Badge of Rank
[09:37] ---
    If you turn the badge on your forehead,
    you disappear. Like this!
[09:42] ---
    Oh...?!
[09:48] ---
    You should have told us
     about that in the beginning.
[09:49] ---
    What?! I was sure Mr. Sergeant
    knew about it...
[09:53] ---
    What's wrong with me?
     I've missed out on so much...
[09:57] ---
    I-Isn't that great, Sarge?
     Now you can go out anytime.
[10:02] ---
    We all, y'know,
     forget things at times...
[10:07] ---
    Huh?
[10:09] ---
    Now I have nothing to fear! I'm the ruler!
[10:13] ---
    Anti-barrier...! Switch on!
[10:18] ---
    Oh!
[10:19] ---
    What's neat is that you can
     even choose who can see you!
[10:25] ---
    Sarge? Sarge? Where are you?
[10:29] ---
    Hey! What is this? What's going on?!
[10:36] ---
    The advantage is clearly on my side!
[10:39] ---
    My first step in this
     memorable invasion of Pekopon...
[10:42] ---
    ...is my revenge on Lady Natsumi!
[10:48] ---
    Oh!
[10:49] ---
    I knew it. You stupid frog!
[10:52] ---
    Sarge!
[10:54] ---
    Oh...
[10:56] ---
    W-Why...? She should not...
     be able... to see me...
[11:03] ---
    Out of batteries.
[11:04] ---
    You have to charge it
    before you start using it.
[11:09] ---
    I didn't know...
[11:10] ---
    Message to our viewers.
[11:12] ---
    Make sure you check the batteries of
    your handhelds and cell phones often!
[11:24] ---
    Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!
[11:31] ---
    Endless peace...
[11:33] ---
    That may be something out of reach
    for humankind today.
[11:37] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[11:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro... Sergeant...
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[11:50] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant... Afro Sergeant...
[11:53] ---
    That stupid frog has been
    strangely hard-working lately.
[11:57] ---
    And ever since he learned
     how to use his anti-barrier,
[11:59] ---
    he's been walking around
    freely outside.
[12:09] ---
    Lady Natsumi bought me a Gundam
     model kit. What happened to her?
[12:14] ---
    What's more... it's a
     Gwazine-class battleship,
[12:17] ---
    which strikes the hearts
    of hardcore fans!
[12:18] ---
    It's going to be the Great Degwin.
[12:23] ---
    I have no idea what he's talking about,
[12:26] ---
    but he should be stuck
     in his room for awhile now!
SIGN    Security...
[12:30] ---
    Uh... at the suggestion of Natsumi,
    I would like to begin
[12:34] ---
    the Hinata Family World
    Security Convention.
[12:38] ---
    'Scuse me.
[12:39] ---
    Yes, Sis?
[12:40] ---
    Lately, that stupid frog's been
    acting suspiciously.
[12:43] ---
    I'm sure he's planning something!
[12:46] ---
    Really? But he's been
    working very diligently.
[12:49] ---
    You're imagining things.
[12:51] ---
    It just means that Sarge
     has gotten used to life here.
[12:54] ---
    You're too naive! That's why
     people always take advantage of you!
[12:56] ---
    Listen... those guys came here
     in an attempt to invade the Earth!
[13:01] ---
    But the main force has retreated,
[13:03] ---
    and Sarge and the others
     were as good as abandoned.
SIGN    Tamatamatama... Gerogerogero...
[13:06] ---
    What if that's all a lie?
[13:08] ---
    Maybe they're secretly
     preparing to invade the Earth!
[13:13] ---
    That's silly!
[13:15] ---
    What do you think, Mom?
[13:16] ---
    Hm... It does seem like Kero-chan
     has some kind of secret.
[13:20] ---
    It's probably something adorable!
SIGN    Slimy
    Sludgy
    Sticky
    Squishy
[13:24] ---
    Is that what Mom means by "adorable"?!
[13:26] ---
    In conclusion...
[13:27] ---
    I suggest we observe them to see
    whether they are planning anything.
[13:31] ---
    Ah! That's a good idea!
SIGN    Security Convention
[13:33] ---
    So we'll monitor Kero-chan all day?!
[13:35] ---
    Monitor...?
[13:36] ---
    Mankind has the right to know!
[13:39] ---
    If they are conspiring against us,
     peace on Earth may be in danger!
[13:44] ---
    We can see Kero-chan's
     sleazy private life...
[13:47] ---
    Hey, wait...
[13:49] ---
    Two against one; we win.
     We will begin our observation of Keroro.
SIGN    Anticipation
[13:53] ---
    Anticipation!
[13:54] ---
    His true behavior...
     will soon become apparent!
SIGN    Excitement
[13:57] ---
    Excitement!
[13:58] ---
    I swear we'll learn the truth about him!
SIGN    Sense of Guilt
[14:01] ---
    Sense of guilt...
[14:02] ---
    I don't really want to do it...
[14:12] ---
    How's it going? Getting much done?
[14:14] ---
    It's not easy getting the shine
     in the red of the body...
[14:26] ---
    I'm sorry, Sarge...
[14:28] ---
    This is the end of that
    stupid frog's schemes.
[14:31] ---
    It's the other way around!
[14:32] ---
    It'll be clear that you're just
     imagining things!
[14:35] ---
    Don't cry when you discover
     that you've been taken in.
SIGN    Night
[14:37] ---
    And then...
SIGN    Morning
[14:39] ---
    ...the next day.
[14:40] ---
    Well, take care of the
     house now, Kero-chan.
[14:43] ---
    Clean the bathroom too, today.
[14:45] ---
    Later, Sarge.
[14:47] ---
    Roger! I sincerely pray you will be
    successful in your battles today!
[14:58] ---
    So, they're finally gone...
[15:00] ---
    Now, this place is all mine for a while.
[15:08] ---
    Ohh... this is a great opening!
[15:11] ---
    He does sound like a villain!
[15:13] ---
    S-Sarge...
[15:14] ---
    We'll save the rest of
     the fun until we get home.
[15:17] ---
    You're lucky, Mom.
     You can watch him on your laptop.
[15:19] ---
    I won't have any time to
     check it at work! Now, let's go.
[15:24] ---
    All right...
[15:32] ---
    At a certain major publishing company...
[15:33] ---
    Sorry to say, but this is just no good.
[15:37] ---
    The story's too contrived.
     But don't let this get you down.
[15:41] ---
    Keep at it, newbie!
[15:44] ---
    Hinata Aki... age unknown.
     Manga magazine editor.
[15:48] ---
    Apart from her basic abilities,
[15:50] ---
    her physical form is of the
     highest level for this planet.
[15:54] ---
    Her strong charisma would
     make her a great commander.
[15:57] ---
    She requires careful attention.
[15:59] ---
    Hm...?
[16:02] ---
    Was I imagining things?
[16:03] ---
    Kissho Academy...
SIGN    Occult Club
[16:05] ---
    All right. We will begin the
     second meeting of the Occult Club.
[16:09] ---
    We don't have many members,
     but let's do our best.
[16:13] ---
    Oh... I'm so happy I can be
    all alone with Fuyuki-kun!
[16:18] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki, age 12.
[16:21] ---
    He is average in both
     physical and academic abilities.
[16:23] ---
    However, when his interests
     are engaged,
[16:26] ---
    he shows exceptional
     observational and insightful skills.
[16:29] ---
    In temperament he is calm;
     his ability to adapt is high.
[16:33] ---
    Huh? Oh!
[16:36] ---
    Fuyuki-kun... is something wrong?
[16:39] ---
    Natsumi...!
[16:41] ---
    Hang in there!
[16:42] ---
    Hinata Natsumi, age 13.
[16:45] ---
    Quite advanced in both
     physical and academic abilities.
[16:49] ---
    Extremely aggressive in temperament,
[16:51] ---
    but socially highly adaptable.
[16:54] ---
    With her hidden shrewdness,
     she is a person to be wary of.
[17:03] ---
    Natsumi... I'll be waiting outside.
[17:05] ---
    Got it!
[17:11] ---
    Ah!
[17:13] ---
    Oh no!
[17:19] ---
    It must be... Darn him...!
[17:23] ---
    Hey! Come out here, you stupid frog!
[17:26] ---
    Gero!
[17:27] ---
    What's this all about?!
[17:28] ---
    I haven't done a single thing wrong.
[17:31] ---
    It's no use lying.
    We have solid proof here.
[17:36] ---
    Sis, it's wrong to blame him
     without evidence.
[17:40] ---
    That's right. We must watch
     the documentary movie first.
[17:43] ---
    What? Movie...?
[17:45] ---
    Fuyuki!
[17:46] ---
    A-All right...
[17:51] ---
    Th-This is... Master Fuyuki...!
[17:54] ---
    How could you use hidden cameras?!
[17:57] ---
    Never mind scenes like this.
    Fast forward!
[18:04] ---
    Huh...?
[18:12] ---
    Sarge is very diligent, isn't he?
[18:14] ---
    Yes... he's admirable!
[18:17] ---
    But there's nothing sleazy...
[18:19] ---
    I told you, I've been framed!
[18:21] ---
    Hold on, now! The question is,
     what happens next?
[18:38] ---
    What?!
[18:39] ---
    Reading...?
[18:41] ---
    Internet...?
[18:43] ---
    Gundam models?
[18:44] ---
    This is embarrassing!
[18:47] ---
    It's really... extremely ordinary, isn't it?
[18:50] ---
    Actually, I envy him...
[18:52] ---
    Keep watching!
     Something's bound to come out!
[18:54] ---
    Ah...
[18:55] ---
    Huh?
[18:57] ---
    No...! This is no good! Don't look!
[19:01] ---
    What is it?!
[19:02] ---
    Finally, Kero-chan's secret...!
[19:04] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Two bowls at once!
[19:10] ---
    Two bowls at once!
[19:11] ---
    I wanted to try it just once!
[19:15] ---
    I'll never do anything so outrageous again!
[19:18] ---
    Please forgive me!
[19:20] ---
    Huh? Am I pardoned?
SIGN    Gnash Gnash Gnash
[19:27] ---
    See?! Sergeant never left the house!
     He has the perfect alibi.
[19:32] ---
    Then who could it be?
[19:35] ---
    I felt a strange vibe, too.
[19:39] ---
    Now that you mention it, I did, too.
[19:40] ---
    But... at least we know
    that Sarge is innocent.
[19:44] ---
    Oh... Master Fuyuki!
[19:45] ---
    I guess you're right.
[19:47] ---
    Oh, Lady Mom!
[19:48] ---
    Sis!
[19:49] ---
    Uh... I'm sorry I suspected you!
[19:52] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Innocent
[19:57] ---
    This quality! This amount!
     I am absolutely impressed!
[20:01] ---
    I'm sorry, Sarge.
[20:03] ---
    You get special dishes today, Kero-chan.
[20:05] ---
    Don't you dare leave anything uneaten!
[20:08] ---
    Thank you for this food!
[20:12] ---
    This is delicious... too delicious!
    How about this one?
SIGN    The Next Day
[20:19] ---
    See you later!
[20:21] ---
    Oh, so yesterday was
    quite a day for you...
[20:24] ---
    The cameras are gone,
     but I'm still hurt inside.
[20:29] ---
    Maybe I should just
    take over this house!
[20:33] ---
    Just kidding! Though the thought
     crossed my mind.
[20:36] ---
    Oops! It's time for my dramas!
[20:39] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
     Push the button on the remote!
[20:42] ---
    Okay!
[20:52] ---
    Oh no...! Why?!
[20:57] ---
    I did some checking on you, Keroro!
[21:01] ---
    I never thought you'd become
     a prisoner of the Pekoponians!
[21:09] ---
    Oh! You are...!
[21:10] ---
    A mysterious stranger
     appeared out of the blast!
[21:14] ---
    Who could he be?!
[21:17] ---
    He is a third Keronian,
     after Keroro and Tamama.
[21:22] ---
    His name... Corporal Giroro!
SIGN    Giro (glare)
[21:26] ---
    Oops, I shouldn't have
     mentioned his name before he did.
[21:29] ---
    At any rate, peace in the Hinata household
    is drifting further and further away.
[21:34] ---
    Yeah...!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
     Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
     3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
     Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
     Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
     Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
     Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
     messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
     tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
     but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
     Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
     so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
     blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Fuyuki. Have you all gone
     to see the cherry blossoms?
[23:10] ---
    Our mom is so busy, we don't
     have time to go and view the flowers.
[23:14] ---
    Is there anyone like us out there?
[23:15] ---
    It's pretty cool to sit
    reading occult magazines
[23:18] ---
    at times like these.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that! The red devil
    appears in the next episode!
[23:23] ---
    "Giroro: The Most Dangerous
    Man in the Universe, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    And...
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance
    of a Dangerous Man, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    Two stories!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!