# E3 - Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir! / Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DP4J/keroros-critical-point-breached-sir--keroros-secret-mission-begins-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Spring
**[01:33] ---**
Spring... a beautiful season.
**[01:35] ---**
However, there is an organism that is
emanating an out-of-place aura.
**[01:39] ---**
Eww... What is this?!
**[01:40] ---**
Gross!
**[01:42] ---**
It's coming from Sergeant's room.
**[01:44] ---**
That stupid frog!
What the heck is he doing?!
**[01:48] ---**
Hey! Stupid...
**[01:51] ---**
Sarge?
**[01:52] ---**
I'm sick of it... this life of misery...
**[01:59] ---**
Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir!
**[02:04] ---**
What's with him?
**[02:06] ---**
Who knows...?
**[02:07] ---**
Oh my gosh!
**[02:09] ---**
Tamama!
**[02:10] ---**
We've gotta do something at once!
**[02:12] ---**
We Keronians call this state...
***SIGN*** Critical Point Breached
**[02:15] ---**
...Critical Point Breached!
**[02:18] ---**
Critical Point Breached?
**[02:20] ---**
This happens when too
much stress accumulates.
**[02:20] ---**
It's wrong... It's no good...
**[02:24] ---**
...this life of misery...
**[02:26] ---**
He's just lazing around. That's all.
**[02:28] ---**
Well... he might appear so, but...
**[02:34] ---**
I'm not "lazing around."
**[02:36] ---**
How can you be so cold
to someone in so much pain?
**[02:40] ---**
In order to keep my presence
a secret from others,
**[02:43] ---**
I have been forced to toil every day
like a prisoner in this house.
**[02:49] ---**
I think I can sort of
understand how hard it is
**[02:53] ---**
being unable to set foot outside.
**[02:55] ---**
Really...?
**[02:57] ---**
It looks to me like he's
living an easy life.
**[03:00] ---**
He has a point, as far as cleaning
and washing are concerned, but...
**[03:04] ---**
...at other times, he just builds
Gundam models, surfs the net,
**[03:07] ---**
reads manga, eats and sleeps.
**[03:12] ---**
I've had enough of this life, sir!
I want to go out, sir!
**[03:16] ---**
Please do something,
Master Fuyuki...!
**[03:20] ---**
If you want to go out,
why don't you?
**[03:22] ---**
Gero!
**[03:23] ---**
There's no telling
what will happen to you
**[03:25] ---**
if you're discovered
by an Earthling, of course...
***SIGN*** Dissection
**[03:28] ---**
Dissection!
***SIGN*** Experimentation
**[03:29] ---**
Experimentation!
***SIGN*** An Unforeseen Accident
**[03:31] ---**
An unforeseen accident...
**[03:32] ---**
Gero!
**[03:35] ---**
Sis, you didn't have to
scare him like that...
**[03:39] ---**
If only Mr. Sergeant could
live in a large house, like me.
**[03:44] ---**
Why, at Momocchi's house,
**[03:46] ---**
I can ride a bike around
in her huge yard,
***SIGN*** Bike Huge yard
**[03:50] ---**
and enjoy shopping at the Nishizawa
family's private shopping mall,
***SIGN*** Private Shopping Mall Shopping
**[03:54] ---**
and even enjoy the latest movies
in a huge movie theater.
***SIGN*** Latest Movies at a Theater
**[03:58] ---**
I would like to do something
for Mr. Sergeant...
**[04:02] ---**
...but those luxuries are mine alone!
***SIGN*** Alone
**[04:04] ---**
I cannot share them with anyone else.
***SIGN*** Winner
***SIGN*** Loser
**[04:08] ---**
It is a problem...
**[04:10] ---**
E-Everyone's forgotten that
I'm a sergeant.
**[04:13] ---**
I really must have infiltrated
the wrong house...
**[04:18] ---**
Well, I'm sorry this house
is so small.
**[04:20] ---**
Sarge, why don't we go out
for a walk together?
**[04:24] ---**
What?!
**[04:25] ---**
Really?!
**[04:27] ---**
Isn't it wonderful, Mr. Sergeant?
**[04:31] ---**
Are you serious?
**[04:32] ---**
See you later!
**[04:34] ---**
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
***SIGN*** In here
**[04:39] ---**
Blue skies! Refreshing breeze!
**[04:42] ---**
I can even hear the birds chirping!
**[04:45] ---**
It's so wonderful to be outdoors...
**[04:48] ---**
As if! This is ridiculous!
**[04:51] ---**
Don't do that, Sarge!
You mustn't show yourself!
**[04:54] ---**
Oh... What is that smoke?
**[04:56] ---**
Eww, how gross...
**[04:58] ---**
Okay, I get your point!
**[05:00] ---**
Being in my own room would
have been much better than that!
**[05:04] ---**
I know, but...
**[05:06] ---**
If you're discovered,
the whole world will be in an uproar.
**[05:10] ---**
Our peaceful life will be
turned upside down.
**[05:14] ---**
What are you?
A demon in human skin?
***SIGN*** Nice jab...
**[05:17] ---**
I know how you feel. You're my friend,
so I want to help you, but...
**[05:24] ---**
So what we need to do is make sure no one
finds out Mr. Sergeant is an alien.
**[05:30] ---**
The 2nd mission!
***SIGN*** This
**[05:35] ---**
This is it!
**[05:36] ---**
Turning myself into an object commonly
found on Pekopon... A great idea!
**[05:42] ---**
The Pekoponians
shouldn't recognize me now.
**[05:44] ---**
Kero kero ke!
**[05:45] ---**
Another brilliant idea, taking advantage
of the color of my body!
**[05:49] ---**
As if!
**[05:52] ---**
The point is to allow me
to walk around freely!
**[05:54] ---**
You can't forget that, sir!
**[05:57] ---**
It would be ideal if you looked human,
but that's impossible...
**[06:02] ---**
I want to become a human right now!
**[06:05] ---**
That would be easy.
**[06:07] ---**
Huh?
**[06:08] ---**
This calls for... the Pekoponian Suit!
**[06:11] ---**
Oh, I forgot about that.
**[06:13] ---**
Mission Number 3!
**[06:18] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, ready for launch!
**[06:21] ---**
Hey! That's the wrong kind of "suit"!
**[06:23] ---**
Oh! You're right!
**[06:25] ---**
Sorry, I screwed up.
This is the right one!
**[06:30] ---**
No mistake this time...
It's the Pekoponian Suit.
**[06:35] ---**
Yes, well... Do I look cute?
***SIGN*** Am I hot?
**[06:39] ---**
What are you all doing...?
**[06:41] ---**
Sarge... I don't think that'll work.
**[06:44] ---**
What?!
**[06:46] ---**
Cloud Dragon Style entrance!
***SIGN*** Cloud Dragon Style
***SIGN*** Ring Entrance!
**[06:49] ---**
That's no good, either.
**[06:50] ---**
Hmph! All you do is complain, Fukki!
**[06:54] ---**
Well, it isn't much fun,
but... what about this?
**[06:58] ---**
Oh! What's that?!
**[07:00] ---**
Why didn't you get that one sooner?
**[07:02] ---**
Although this is one
small step for a sergeant,
**[07:06] ---**
it is a giant leap for a Keronian!
**[07:09] ---**
Sarge, you can't!
It's absolutely weird!
**[07:12] ---**
I-It's no good, sir?
**[07:14] ---**
I think it's pretty good.
**[07:17] ---**
How can we give up now?!
**[07:18] ---**
Let me show you the special
makeup tricks I learned in Hollywood.
**[07:22] ---**
Oh, you were trained in Hollywood?!
**[07:25] ---**
I wonder when that happened...
**[07:26] ---**
It's the 4th mission, darn it!
***SIGN*** Before
**[07:30] ---**
Before.
***SIGN*** After
**[07:32] ---**
After.
**[07:35] ---**
Now I look like any
other frog you'd see on Pekopon.
**[07:39] ---**
Croak, croak, I am a frog...!
**[07:44] ---**
Why did you stop me, Master Fuyuki?!
**[07:47] ---**
That's right! I worked my butt off
to create such a true masterpiece!
**[07:51] ---**
As I've been telling you, it's no good!
**[07:53] ---**
Hmph! You're always saying "no."
What would satisfy you?
**[07:59] ---**
I understand how Sarge feels.
I wish I could do something.
**[08:04] ---**
Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
I truly appreciate the thought...
**[08:10] ---**
Never mind that. Hurry up
and take that thing off, will you?!
**[08:12] ---**
Now, I have to use go with my last resort...
**[08:15] ---**
The space plant Dreaming Alpha!
**[08:18] ---**
Haven't you given up yet?
**[08:22] ---**
Oh... What a beautiful field of flowers!
**[08:26] ---**
When you're stung by a feeler,
**[08:28] ---**
you'll see things you don't ordinarily see.
**[08:30] ---**
It looks bad for his health.
**[08:32] ---**
It is! The problem with
using this flower is that
**[08:35] ---**
it causes serious side effects!
**[08:37] ---**
Hey! You stop! Sarge, are you all right?
**[08:42] ---**
I'm at the end of my rope.
**[08:45] ---**
Sarge...
**[08:47] ---**
I guess... there is no way
I can be truly free...
**[08:55] ---**
This is all so stupid...
**[08:56] ---**
You'd think an alien would
have the power to transform.
**[09:01] ---**
I guess a frog is no more
than just a frog.
**[09:04] ---**
Nothing you do will help.
**[09:09] ---**
This is so frustrating!
**[09:12] ---**
Cruel! She's so cruel! She has no heart...
**[09:13] ---**
Hmph! It was unkind of Natchi to say that.
**[09:17] ---**
Huh? Where have you been, Tamama?
**[09:20] ---**
I got hungry,
**[09:21] ---**
so I hopped back to
Momocchi's mansion.
**[09:23] ---**
What?
**[09:24] ---**
Now that you mention it,
how do you travel to and from here?
**[09:30] ---**
I use the anti-barrier.
***SIGN*** Anti-barrier
**[09:33] ---**
Anti-barrier...?
**[09:35] ---**
What's that?
***SIGN*** Badge of Rank
**[09:37] ---**
If you turn the badge on your forehead,
you disappear. Like this!
**[09:42] ---**
Oh...?!
**[09:48] ---**
You should have told us
about that in the beginning.
**[09:49] ---**
What?! I was sure Mr. Sergeant
knew about it...
**[09:53] ---**
What's wrong with me?
I've missed out on so much...
**[09:57] ---**
I-Isn't that great, Sarge?
Now you can go out anytime.
**[10:02] ---**
We all, y'know,
forget things at times...
**[10:07] ---**
Huh?
**[10:09] ---**
Now I have nothing to fear! I'm the ruler!
**[10:13] ---**
Anti-barrier...! Switch on!
**[10:18] ---**
Oh!
**[10:19] ---**
What's neat is that you can
even choose who can see you!
**[10:25] ---**
Sarge? Sarge? Where are you?
**[10:29] ---**
Hey! What is this? What's going on?!
**[10:36] ---**
The advantage is clearly on my side!
**[10:39] ---**
My first step in this
memorable invasion of Pekopon...
**[10:42] ---**
...is my revenge on Lady Natsumi!
**[10:48] ---**
Oh!
**[10:49] ---**
I knew it. You stupid frog!
**[10:52] ---**
Sarge!
**[10:54] ---**
Oh...
**[10:56] ---**
W-Why...? She should not...
be able... to see me...
**[11:03] ---**
Out of batteries.
**[11:04] ---**
You have to charge it
before you start using it.
**[11:09] ---**
I didn't know...
**[11:10] ---**
Message to our viewers.
**[11:12] ---**
Make sure you check the batteries of
your handhelds and cell phones often!
**[11:24] ---**
Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!
**[11:31] ---**
Endless peace...
**[11:33] ---**
That may be something out of reach
for humankind today.
**[11:37] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[11:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro... Sergeant...
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[11:50] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant... Afro Sergeant...
**[11:53] ---**
That stupid frog has been
strangely hard-working lately.
**[11:57] ---**
And ever since he learned
how to use his anti-barrier,
**[11:59] ---**
he's been walking around
freely outside.
**[12:09] ---**
Lady Natsumi bought me a Gundam
model kit. What happened to her?
**[12:14] ---**
What's more... it's a
Gwazine-class battleship,
**[12:17] ---**
which strikes the hearts
of hardcore fans!
**[12:18] ---**
It's going to be the Great Degwin.
**[12:23] ---**
I have no idea what he's talking about,
**[12:26] ---**
but he should be stuck
in his room for awhile now!
***SIGN*** Security...
**[12:30] ---**
Uh... at the suggestion of Natsumi,
I would like to begin
**[12:34] ---**
the Hinata Family World
Security Convention.
**[12:38] ---**
'Scuse me.
**[12:39] ---**
Yes, Sis?
**[12:40] ---**
Lately, that stupid frog's been
acting suspiciously.
**[12:43] ---**
I'm sure he's planning something!
**[12:46] ---**
Really? But he's been
working very diligently.
**[12:49] ---**
You're imagining things.
**[12:51] ---**
It just means that Sarge
has gotten used to life here.
**[12:54] ---**
You're too naive! That's why
people always take advantage of you!
**[12:56] ---**
Listen... those guys came here
in an attempt to invade the Earth!
**[13:01] ---**
But the main force has retreated,
**[13:03] ---**
and Sarge and the others
were as good as abandoned.
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama... Gerogerogero...
**[13:06] ---**
What if that's all a lie?
**[13:08] ---**
Maybe they're secretly
preparing to invade the Earth!
**[13:13] ---**
That's silly!
**[13:15] ---**
What do you think, Mom?
**[13:16] ---**
Hm... It does seem like Kero-chan
has some kind of secret.
**[13:20] ---**
It's probably something adorable!
***SIGN*** Slimy
Sludgy
Sticky
Squishy
**[13:24] ---**
Is that what Mom means by "adorable"?!
**[13:26] ---**
In conclusion...
**[13:27] ---**
I suggest we observe them to see
whether they are planning anything.
**[13:31] ---**
Ah! That's a good idea!
***SIGN*** Security Convention
**[13:33] ---**
So we'll monitor Kero-chan all day?!
**[13:35] ---**
Monitor...?
**[13:36] ---**
Mankind has the right to know!
**[13:39] ---**
If they are conspiring against us,
peace on Earth may be in danger!
**[13:44] ---**
We can see Kero-chan's
sleazy private life...
**[13:47] ---**
Hey, wait...
**[13:49] ---**
Two against one; we win.
We will begin our observation of Keroro.
***SIGN*** Anticipation
**[13:53] ---**
Anticipation!
**[13:54] ---**
His true behavior...
will soon become apparent!
***SIGN*** Excitement
**[13:57] ---**
Excitement!
**[13:58] ---**
I swear we'll learn the truth about him!
***SIGN*** Sense of Guilt
**[14:01] ---**
Sense of guilt...
**[14:02] ---**
I don't really want to do it...
**[14:12] ---**
How's it going? Getting much done?
**[14:14] ---**
It's not easy getting the shine
in the red of the body...
**[14:26] ---**
I'm sorry, Sarge...
**[14:28] ---**
This is the end of that
stupid frog's schemes.
**[14:31] ---**
It's the other way around!
**[14:32] ---**
It'll be clear that you're just
imagining things!
**[14:35] ---**
Don't cry when you discover
that you've been taken in.
***SIGN*** Night
**[14:37] ---**
And then...
***SIGN*** Morning
**[14:39] ---**
...the next day.
**[14:40] ---**
Well, take care of the
house now, Kero-chan.
**[14:43] ---**
Clean the bathroom too, today.
**[14:45] ---**
Later, Sarge.
**[14:47] ---**
Roger! I sincerely pray you will be
successful in your battles today!
**[14:58] ---**
So, they're finally gone...
**[15:00] ---**
Now, this place is all mine for a while.
**[15:08] ---**
Ohh... this is a great opening!
**[15:11] ---**
He does sound like a villain!
**[15:13] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[15:14] ---**
We'll save the rest of
the fun until we get home.
**[15:17] ---**
You're lucky, Mom.
You can watch him on your laptop.
**[15:19] ---**
I won't have any time to
check it at work! Now, let's go.
**[15:24] ---**
All right...
**[15:32] ---**
At a certain major publishing company...
**[15:33] ---**
Sorry to say, but this is just no good.
**[15:37] ---**
The story's too contrived.
But don't let this get you down.
**[15:41] ---**
Keep at it, newbie!
**[15:44] ---**
Hinata Aki... age unknown.
Manga magazine editor.
**[15:48] ---**
Apart from her basic abilities,
**[15:50] ---**
her physical form is of the
highest level for this planet.
**[15:54] ---**
Her strong charisma would
make her a great commander.
**[15:57] ---**
She requires careful attention.
**[15:59] ---**
Hm...?
**[16:02] ---**
Was I imagining things?
**[16:03] ---**
Kissho Academy...
***SIGN*** Occult Club
**[16:05] ---**
All right. We will begin the
second meeting of the Occult Club.
**[16:09] ---**
We don't have many members,
but let's do our best.
**[16:13] ---**
Oh... I'm so happy I can be
all alone with Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:18] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki, age 12.
**[16:21] ---**
He is average in both
physical and academic abilities.
**[16:23] ---**
However, when his interests
are engaged,
**[16:26] ---**
he shows exceptional
observational and insightful skills.
**[16:29] ---**
In temperament he is calm;
his ability to adapt is high.
**[16:33] ---**
Huh? Oh!
**[16:36] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... is something wrong?
**[16:39] ---**
Natsumi...!
**[16:41] ---**
Hang in there!
**[16:42] ---**
Hinata Natsumi, age 13.
**[16:45] ---**
Quite advanced in both
physical and academic abilities.
**[16:49] ---**
Extremely aggressive in temperament,
**[16:51] ---**
but socially highly adaptable.
**[16:54] ---**
With her hidden shrewdness,
she is a person to be wary of.
**[17:03] ---**
Natsumi... I'll be waiting outside.
**[17:05] ---**
Got it!
**[17:11] ---**
Ah!
**[17:13] ---**
Oh no!
**[17:19] ---**
It must be... Darn him...!
**[17:23] ---**
Hey! Come out here, you stupid frog!
**[17:26] ---**
Gero!
**[17:27] ---**
What's this all about?!
**[17:28] ---**
I haven't done a single thing wrong.
**[17:31] ---**
It's no use lying.
We have solid proof here.
**[17:36] ---**
Sis, it's wrong to blame him
without evidence.
**[17:40] ---**
That's right. We must watch
the documentary movie first.
**[17:43] ---**
What? Movie...?
**[17:45] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[17:46] ---**
A-All right...
**[17:51] ---**
Th-This is... Master Fuyuki...!
**[17:54] ---**
How could you use hidden cameras?!
**[17:57] ---**
Never mind scenes like this.
Fast forward!
**[18:04] ---**
Huh...?
**[18:12] ---**
Sarge is very diligent, isn't he?
**[18:14] ---**
Yes... he's admirable!
**[18:17] ---**
But there's nothing sleazy...
**[18:19] ---**
I told you, I've been framed!
**[18:21] ---**
Hold on, now! The question is,
what happens next?
**[18:38] ---**
What?!
**[18:39] ---**
Reading...?
**[18:41] ---**
Internet...?
**[18:43] ---**
Gundam models?
**[18:44] ---**
This is embarrassing!
**[18:47] ---**
It's really... extremely ordinary, isn't it?
**[18:50] ---**
Actually, I envy him...
**[18:52] ---**
Keep watching!
Something's bound to come out!
**[18:54] ---**
Ah...
**[18:55] ---**
Huh?
**[18:57] ---**
No...! This is no good! Don't look!
**[19:01] ---**
What is it?!
**[19:02] ---**
Finally, Kero-chan's secret...!
**[19:04] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Two bowls at once!
**[19:10] ---**
Two bowls at once!
**[19:11] ---**
I wanted to try it just once!
**[19:15] ---**
I'll never do anything so outrageous again!
**[19:18] ---**
Please forgive me!
**[19:20] ---**
Huh? Am I pardoned?
***SIGN*** Gnash Gnash Gnash
**[19:27] ---**
See?! Sergeant never left the house!
He has the perfect alibi.
**[19:32] ---**
Then who could it be?
**[19:35] ---**
I felt a strange vibe, too.
**[19:39] ---**
Now that you mention it, I did, too.
**[19:40] ---**
But... at least we know
that Sarge is innocent.
**[19:44] ---**
Oh... Master Fuyuki!
**[19:45] ---**
I guess you're right.
**[19:47] ---**
Oh, Lady Mom!
**[19:48] ---**
Sis!
**[19:49] ---**
Uh... I'm sorry I suspected you!
**[19:52] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Innocent
**[19:57] ---**
This quality! This amount!
I am absolutely impressed!
**[20:01] ---**
I'm sorry, Sarge.
**[20:03] ---**
You get special dishes today, Kero-chan.
**[20:05] ---**
Don't you dare leave anything uneaten!
**[20:08] ---**
Thank you for this food!
**[20:12] ---**
This is delicious... too delicious!
How about this one?
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[20:19] ---**
See you later!
**[20:21] ---**
Oh, so yesterday was
quite a day for you...
**[20:24] ---**
The cameras are gone,
but I'm still hurt inside.
**[20:29] ---**
Maybe I should just
take over this house!
**[20:33] ---**
Just kidding! Though the thought
crossed my mind.
**[20:36] ---**
Oops! It's time for my dramas!
**[20:39] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
Push the button on the remote!
**[20:42] ---**
Okay!
**[20:52] ---**
Oh no...! Why?!
**[20:57] ---**
I did some checking on you, Keroro!
**[21:01] ---**
I never thought you'd become
a prisoner of the Pekoponians!
**[21:09] ---**
Oh! You are...!
**[21:10] ---**
A mysterious stranger
appeared out of the blast!
**[21:14] ---**
Who could he be?!
**[21:17] ---**
He is a third Keronian,
after Keroro and Tamama.
**[21:22] ---**
His name... Corporal Giroro!
***SIGN*** Giro (glare)
**[21:26] ---**
Oops, I shouldn't have
mentioned his name before he did.
**[21:29] ---**
At any rate, peace in the Hinata household
is drifting further and further away.
**[21:34] ---**
Yeah...!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Fuyuki. Have you all gone
to see the cherry blossoms?
**[23:10] ---**
Our mom is so busy, we don't
have time to go and view the flowers.
**[23:14] ---**
Is there anyone like us out there?
**[23:15] ---**
It's pretty cool to sit
reading occult magazines
**[23:18] ---**
at times like these.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that! The red devil
appears in the next episode!
**[23:23] ---**
"Giroro: The Most Dangerous
Man in the Universe, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
And...
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance
of a Dangerous Man, Sir!"
**[23:31] ---**
Two stories!
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!