E321 - Keroro: Learn from the Past, Sir! / Natsumi: Kindness is a Sin, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    Zeon Force Mobile Armor Grublo
[01:34] ---
    Yes, the new kits are good, but...
[01:37] ---
    ...the old ones have an unplaceable
    something to them, too, sir!
[01:40] ---
    It is true that the part
    composition is simple,
SIGN    * This is a depiction of Grublo in action. (Gundam not included)
[01:43] ---
    but there's a feeling of power that
    comes from that simplicity, sir!
[01:46] ---
    Good things are good even if they are old!
[01:48] ---
    No, in fact,
[01:50] ---
    there's something good about them
    that you can feel because they're old, sir!
[01:54] ---
    Good because it's old?
[01:56] ---
    Powerful because it's simple?
[01:59] ---
    An unusual switch was flipped
    within the sergeant's mind!
[02:03] ---
    Maybe we've been so intent on
    pursuing convenience and novelty,
[02:08] ---
    we've been forgetting
    something important?
[02:12] ---
    Isn't now the time when we need to
    learn from what is both old and good?
[02:16] ---
    Isn't it?!
[02:22] ---
    Keroro: Learn from the Past, Sir!
[02:27] ---
    Uhh, so,
[02:28] ---
    for unstated reasons, I tried
    freshening up your equipment, sir!
[02:32] ---
    What kind of unstated reasons?
[02:34] ---
    Gunpowder-type pistol.
SIGN    Handmade Rice Crackers
[02:38] ---
    Well, these are okay, I guess.
[02:41] ---
    Hand-made senbei rice crackers.
[02:44] ---
    These bleeps and bloops are to die for!
[02:47] ---
    8-bit electronic computer.
[02:50] ---
    Uh... I'm... just the same as usual...
[02:52] ---
    Throwing stars.
[02:53] ---
    If a hostile alien appears, I won't be able
    to take care of them with this dated gun!
[02:59] ---
    Gero gero.
[03:00] ---
    Utterly pathetic, sir.
[03:02] ---
    What?
[03:03] ---
    Corporal Giroro. If you don't
    have the latest equipment,
[03:06] ---
    you can't fight adequately.
    Is that what you're saying?
[03:08] ---
    N-No, I...
[03:10] ---
    You extract 100% potential
    out of the weaponry you are given!
[03:14] ---
    Isn't that what makes a true soldier, sir?!
[03:18] ---
    You're exactly right...
SIGN    Handmade Rice Crackers
[03:20] ---
    But I prefer snacks full of a
    more stimulating and artificial flavor...
[03:26] ---
    Uncle!
[03:28] ---
    Uncle, what do you think of how I look?!
[03:33] ---
    It super-suits you, Lady Mois!
[03:35] ---
    Or, like, Taisho flavor?
[03:39] ---
    That woman, pandering to Mr. Sergeant!
[03:41] ---
    Dirty! Her methods are so dirty!
[03:46] ---
    Ahh, yum! Rice crackers are so yum!
[03:47] ---
    Old snacks are awesome!
[03:48] ---
    Anything and everything
    Mr. Sergeant says is correct!
[03:52] ---
    Instant pandering.
[03:59] ---
    And now I can read punch tapes
     in this day and age!
[04:02] ---
    Umm, I'm the only one whose
    equipment is no different from usual...
[04:06] ---
    Okay!
[04:07] ---
    Now you're all used to it,
[04:09] ---
    Operation Learn From the Past is go, sir!
[04:12] ---
    Yeah!
[04:13] ---
    Wh-What about me?!
[04:18] ---
    Wait, what is this?
[04:20] ---
    What's with this radio?
[04:22] ---
    Where'd the TV go?
[04:25] ---
    Sis... the computer in my room is gone, too.
SIGN    Britannico
[04:30] ---
    In its place,
[04:31] ---
    there was a 30-volume encyclopedia set...
[04:34] ---
    Gero gerori.
[04:36] ---
    How do you like it, ma'am?
[04:38] ---
    Stupid frog!
[04:39] ---
    Hurry up and put it back to normal!
[04:41] ---
    I had a game I wanted to play!
[04:43] ---
    Learn from the past, know the future!
[04:47] ---
    I came to a realization, ma'am.
[04:49] ---
    New things are certainly convenient, ma'am,
[04:52] ---
    but as we buried ourselves in convenience,
[04:54] ---
    we may have lost something
    important to us as people, sir!
[04:59] ---
    What's important to me right now
    is my console game!
[05:03] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[05:05] ---
    Believing you this time
    might have been the right move!
SIGN    Nice! Right through the middle
[05:09] ---
    Look.
[05:09] ---
    It's an old, gunpowder-type gun,
[05:11] ---
    but maybe because I'm valuing
    each individual shot more now,
[05:15] ---
    my accuracy has gone way up!
[05:17] ---
    Proven effective!
[05:19] ---
    And me, maybe because I switched
    to healthy natural snacks,
[05:23] ---
    I lost 2cm around the waist!
SIGN    * Mr. Tamama's personal impression only
[05:26] ---
    Did it... do anything?
[05:29] ---
    As for me, never mind punch tapes,
[05:31] ---
    I can now read records, too!
[05:34] [SONG] ---
    Nyyyyyyaaaa...
[05:35] ---
    That's impressive.
[05:36] ---
    Well, Lady Natsumi, ma'am?
[05:39] ---
    It's being very well received
    by the members of my platoon, ma'am!
[05:42] ---
    You guys are you guys.
[05:44] ---
    We are us!
[05:46] ---
    But Sis... it does sound kind of interesting.
[05:51] ---
    Let's go along with Sarge for just one day.
[05:54] ---
    Come on, Fuyuki...
[05:55] ---
    I knew I could count on you, Master Fuyuki.
[05:57] ---
    A man who can listen to reason, sir.
[06:01] ---
    All right, fine!
[06:04] ---
    And so, that night.
[06:07] ---
    And I'm out!
[06:09] ---
    First place for me!
[06:10] ---
    I lost again!
[06:12] ---
    Mom, you're so good at this.
[06:15] ---
    My past has served me well!
[06:17] ---
    Oh, right!
[06:18] ---
    So when you were a child...
[06:19] ---
    Yes.
[06:20] ---
    We didn't have a gaming console
    in our house back then,
[06:23] ---
    so when we played together,
    we played cards or these board games.
[06:27] ---
    Huh.
[06:30] ---
    And speaking of that...
[06:31] ---
    Second place!
[06:33] ---
    Ahhh, I'm last again?!
[06:35] ---
    One more game, one more!
[06:37] ---
    Well! For all your complaining,
[06:39] ---
    you seem to be enjoying it,
    Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
[06:42] ---
    I'm allowed, aren't I?
[06:44] ---
    Mom getting back from work early
    was a factor, too,
[06:46] ---
    but it's rare that we're
    all together this late.
[06:50] ---
    Yes, it is.
[06:52] ---
    Natsumi, you're always
    playing console games,
[06:54] ---
    and Fuyuki's always stuck
    in his room on the Internet.
[06:58] ---
    Am I?
[06:59] ---
    See... you have more family
    conversations now, too, sir!
[07:03] ---
    Well, this might not be bad
    from time to time!
[07:06] ---
    See?
[07:07] ---
    Just like I said, right?
[07:09] ---
    Old things are awesome!
[07:11] ---
    Long live old things!
[07:12] ---
    Now that he had Natsumi-chan's approval,
[07:14] ---
    he pushed his luck increasingly farther.
[07:17] ---
    Uhh, so, seeing how well-received it was,
[07:19] ---
    I will step up Operation Learn From the Past
    still further, into its second phase, sir!
[07:25] ---
    Still further?!
[07:27] ---
    What do you expect me to do with this gun?
[07:29] ---
    Matchlock gun.
[07:31] ---
    Ahh, no, the fire's going out!
[07:36] ---
    Sweet... Faintly sweet...
[07:40] ---
    Sugar cane.
SIGN    Zansu Zansu
[07:41] ---
    What's your name?
[07:44] ---
    Abacus.
[07:45] ---
    U-Um, excuse me, my equipment
    is just the same as it usu—
[07:49] ---
    You think I can fight with this thing?!
[07:52] ---
    Even though my methods were even accepted by
    our enemy of many years, Hinata Natsumi, sir?
[07:59] ---
    Natsumi did?
[08:00] ---
    And look at me!
[08:02] ---
    I'm here enjoying my wooden
    Gundam plastic model, sir!
[08:06] ---
    Um... Gundam... plastic?
[08:07] ---
    Pretty sure that's not plastic...
[08:09] ---
    Uncle!
[08:11] ---
    I went all out and tried on
    a twelve-layer robe!
[08:14] ---
    Or, like, Heian era?
[08:16] ---
    That woman!
[08:17] ---
    She never stops pandering to Mr. Sergeant!
[08:20] ---
    Ahhh, sugar cane is so good!
[08:22] ---
    I love me some Okinawa rail!
[08:24] ---
    See, see?
[08:26] ---
    In fact, anything goes here
    as long as it's old, sir!
[08:28] ---
    We'll make it older and older, sir!
[08:35] ---
    Gunpowder is a product of
    civilization! Banned, sir!
[08:38] ---
    Sweet... nectar is sweet...
[08:42] ---
    Natural sweets are the real clinchers!
[08:45] ---
    One!
[08:46] ---
    Two!
[08:47] ---
    Three!
[08:48] ---
    Lots!
[08:50] ---
    Lots and lots!
[08:50] ---
    The world doesn't need
    numbers greater than three!
[08:53] ---
    Umm, could you please make
    my equipment old as—
SIGN    Rusted
[08:58] ---
    It's turned old!
[09:00] ---
    Still more, sir...
[09:04] ---
    Yes. Age is justice!
[09:06] ---
    Age is power!
[09:27] ---
    Hold it, meat!
[09:29] ---
    My equipment has become old, too!
[09:33] ---
    Ahh, I've even stopped thinking now.
[09:35] ---
    Well! A world with nothing,
    absolutely nothing!
[09:39] ---
    Life is wonderful.
[09:41] ---
    This is age taken to its limit, sir!
[09:53] ---
    We don't need...
[09:55] ---
    ...this crap here!
[10:03] ---
    Don't you get how good it is
    to have nothing, sir?
[10:07] ---
    Keroro...
[10:08] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Stone
[10:09] ---
    Look! What do you think?
[10:11] ---
    A Gundam plastic model made out of stone!
[10:13] ---
    A little bit of work, and you can certainly
    have enjoyment even in this age, sir!
[10:17] ---
    Like I said, it's not plastic anymore.
[10:19] ---
    Okay.
[10:20] ---
    Let's return to our roots and resonate, sir!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN    Dorodorodorodoro...
[10:35] ---
    Everything becomes the wind.
[10:39] ---
    How wonderful, sir.
[10:41] ---
    Excuse me, stupid frog!
[10:44] ---
    Come on, please stop this now.
[10:46] ---
    Being dressed like this is embarrassing!
[10:48] ---
    And I don't like mammoth meat very much.
[10:52] ---
    It takes ages to digest.
[10:54] ---
    And I should really be going to pick up
    Mr. Yoshizaki's manuscript.
[10:58] ---
    Or, like, primal era?
[11:01] ---
    What are you all talking about, sir?
[11:03] ---
    And Lady Natsumi!
[11:05] ---
    You didn't think it was all bad!
[11:07] ---
    Wh—?! Who said I wanted you
    to go back this far?!
[11:10] ---
    Older is better! Older is better!
[11:13] ---
    Old things are awesome!
[11:15] ---
    While I'm being nice to you,
[11:17] ---
    let's put it back, okay? Got it?
[11:21] ---
    But...
[11:23] ---
    Put. It. Back.
SIGN    Gyaaaaaaaoooo!
[11:32] ---
    And so, Sarge's
    Operation Learn From the Past
[11:35] ---
    ended with a new appreciation
    of Natsumi-chan's terrifying nature.
[11:40] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on. Stick it on...
[11:43] ---
    That day,
[11:44] ---
    as usual, Sarge was putting his energy
    into making Gundam models.
[11:47] ---
    Yeah, the quality of the latest
    Gundam models really is impressive, sir!
[11:52] ---
    If I work this twelfth Rick Dom
    into that giant set,
[11:56] ---
    then my life's greatest work,
SIGN    Farewell in Side 6
SIGN    Floating Dock
[11:59] ---
    my "Farewell in Side 6 Big Diorama,"
    will finally be complete, sir!
SIGN    Ah
[12:05] ---
    No!
[12:06] ---
    Paint on the carpet!
[12:08] ---
    If Lady Natsumi finds out about this,
    I'm going to be punished!
[12:11] ---
    No... it's possible that it could be
    something even more horrifying.
[12:14] ---
    What's happened?
[12:15] ---
    Gero!!!
[12:16] ---
    Um... that's... this is...
[12:20] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[12:21] ---
    I'll never make a Gundam model
    in the living room again!
[12:24] ---
    Please forgive me!
[12:26] ---
    Hee hee!
[12:27] ---
    Huh? "Hee hee"?
[12:28] ---
    It's okay.
[12:29] ---
    We were thinking of getting rid of
    this carpet soon, anyway.
[12:34] ---
    And you can make your Gundam models
    here as much as you want.
[12:37] ---
    Okay? Kero-chan?
[12:39] ---
    Kero-chan?
[12:41] ---
    Kero-chan?
[12:43] ---
    Kero-chan?
SIGN    Kero-chan
[12:43] ---
    Kero... chan...?
[12:45] ---
    That fearsome Lady Natsumi...
    called me... Kero-chan...?
[12:52] ---
    Natsumi: Kindness is a Sin, Sir!
[12:58] ---
    Something's wrong...
[12:59] ---
    Something's definitely wrong, sir...
[13:01] ---
    Kero-chan!
[13:02] ---
    I made some tea for you!
[13:06] ---
    There we go. And some of those
    instant dumplings you like so much.
[13:10] ---
    Eat up!
[13:12] ---
    Why... Why is that terrifying Lady Natsumi...
[13:15] ---
    Some kind of trap?
[13:16] ---
    Or... a new type of punishment, where she raises
    my hopes up so she can knock me down again?
[13:20] ---
    What's wrong, Kero-chan?
[13:22] ---
    Your tea will go cold.
[13:23] ---
    Ba-dum!
[13:24] ---
    In that case, I'll... test it a bit, sir.
[13:28] ---
    U-Umm...
[13:29] ---
    N-Nerrr! Natsumi the nitwit!
[13:33] ---
    Grumpybutt! Pigface! Potatohead!
[13:36] ---
    Your mom is fat!
[13:38] ---
    Kiss my butt!
[13:40] ---
    Oops, I farted. Gero gero.
[13:44] ---
    Eeee! It's coming!
[13:45] ---
    The punishment is coming!
[13:47] ---
    You're so silly, Kero-chan.
[13:50] ---
    Honestly.
[13:51] ---
    You mustn't be naughty, okay?
[13:55] ---
    Whaa...
[13:56] ---
    This is wrong.
[13:57] ---
    Something is very wrong, sir...
[13:59] ---
    I... I have to...
[14:01] ---
    Umm, I'm going to excuse
    myself here, ma'am...
[14:04] ---
    Oh, right! I bought you some fresh starfruit!
[14:08] ---
    Wait just a moment, Kero-chan!
[14:12] ---
    What in space is going on, sir?
[14:14] ---
    Sorry? Who did you say was fat?
[14:17] ---
    Erk!
[14:19] ---
    Time to eat!
[14:23] ---
    It's been a while since we all
    ate dinner together!
[14:25] ---
    Isn't this more extravagant than usual, Sis?
[14:30] ---
    Kero-chan has to eat his fill, after all!
[14:33] ---
    Oh, that's unusual!
[14:34] ---
    Don't be silly! Kero-chan is
    our house's cute little mascot!
[14:38] ---
    This is only natural!
[14:43] ---
    What's up with Natsumi?
[14:45] ---
    I'm not sure, either.
[14:48] ---
    Ah, Kero-chan!
[14:49] ---
    Ba-dump!
[14:50] ---
    Come on, you've got sauce
    around your mouth...
[14:54] ---
    Stay still, okay?
[14:55] ---
    Ah, you really don't need to!
[14:57] ---
    How is it?
[14:58] ---
    I worked extra hard to
    make it for you, you know?
[15:01] ---
    Y-Yes.
[15:03] ---
    It's very delicious.
[15:05] ---
    Great!
[15:05] ---
    Umm, I think I'm full, so...
     I'll excuse myself now!
[15:09] ---
    Oh, right!
[15:10] ---
    Something else?
[15:12] ---
    The bath's all ready for you, Kero-chan!
[15:15] ---
    Take your time getting warm!
[15:21] ---
    The more I think about this,
    the less sense it makes, sir.
[15:25] ---
    Normally, Lady Natsumi would be...
[15:27] ---
    STUPID!
[15:28] ---
    FROG!
[15:29] ---
    Noo!
[15:32] ---
    Just remembering it gives me the shivers!
[15:34] ---
    Kero-chan!
[15:35] ---
    Gero?
[15:36] ---
    How's the water?
[15:38] ---
    Ah, i-it's just great, ma'am!
[15:40] ---
    Nice and warm, ma—
[15:42] ---
    Gero?!
[15:45] ---
    I thought I'd wash your back...
[15:50] ---
    No, uh, I...
[15:52] ---
    Come on, come on, hurry up!
[15:56] ---
    Kero-chan, thank you for always
    helping out with the chores.
[16:00] ---
    Y-Yes... Yes.
[16:02] ---
    Um...
[16:03] ---
    Yes?!
[16:04] ---
    I want to be with you forever.
[16:08] ---
    Mommy...
[16:10] ---
    Come on... please?
[16:11] ---
    Don't go back to the base...
[16:13] ---
    Ah... ah... w-wait...
[16:15] ---
    Ah, Kero-chan, wait!
[16:17] ---
    H-Help meeeee!
[16:22] ---
    I... Nothing makes sense to me anymore...
[16:27] ---
    I guess Natsumi too finally appreciated
    your magnificence, Commander Keroro.
[16:32] ---
    Precisely that.
[16:34] ---
    Gero?!
[16:36] ---
    Being nice to our leader
    is only natural, after all.
[16:39] ---
    Gero?!
[16:40] ---
    What's... gotten into you all?
[16:43] ---
    Uncle, you're the best!
[16:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you are the best!
[16:45] ---
    Or, like, passioned embrace?
[16:47] ---
    Gero?
[16:48] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, please do not ever leave me!
[16:52] ---
    Don't go anywhere, Uncle!
[16:56] ---
    Uncle!
[17:01] ---
    Why... Why is everyone
    suddenly nice to me, sir?
[17:04] ---
    What in the world...
[17:06] ---
    Everyone is just crazy for our very
    smart and cool sergeant, that's all.
[17:11] ---
    What? Even Narrator-san is
    being unnaturally nice.
[17:15] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Space Health Examination Result * Your results have come back. Please come as soon as you are able. Keron Army Welfare Division
[17:19] ---
    Space Health Examination Result...
[17:24] ---
    Come to think of it, I never went
    to hear the results of that checkup.
[17:28] ---
    Huh?
[17:30] ---
    I want to be with you forever.
[17:33] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, please do not ever leave me!
[17:37] ---
    Don't go anywhere, Uncle!
[17:40] ---
    Wait... don't tell me...
[17:42] ---
    ...my health checkup results were...
SIGN    The Worst Possible Outcome
[17:44] ---
    ...the worst possible outcome?!
SIGN    Results Sergeant Keroro is probably done for.
[17:47] ---
    Results of space health examination.
[17:49] ---
    Sergeant Keroro is probably done for.
[17:52] ---
    Sarge!
[17:54] ---
    Uncle!
[17:57] ---
    Okay, everyone... We have to give
    the stupid frog— no, Kero-chan—
[18:03] ---
    the nicest treatment we can until the end!
[18:05] ---
    Okay!
[18:06] ---
    Ding.
[18:08] ---
    So...
[18:09] ---
    So that was it, sir...
[18:13] ---
    No... it can't be...
[18:15] ---
    That can't be it, sir.
[18:18] ---
    I'm just overthinking it, sir.
[18:21] ---
    No, that's not what I mean!
[18:23] ---
    Gero?
[18:24] ---
    Someone's in the Gundam model room?
[18:26] ---
    Come on! Isn't there anything we can do?
[18:31] ---
    Unfortunately... it might be too late.
[18:34] ---
    What are they talking about, sir?
[18:36] ---
    We definitely have to keep this
    secret from Mr. Sergeant.
[18:42] ---
    Some things are better off not known.
[18:44] ---
    Huh? Wh-What are they...
[18:47] ---
    Uncle... I feel so sorry for him!
[18:51] ---
    Why did this have to happen?
SIGN    Medicine
[18:57] ---
    Gero...
[19:02] ---
    Nooooooo!
[19:06] ---
    The results of my health checkup were
    definitely the worst thing imaginable, sir!
[19:10] ---
    That's why everyone is
    suddenly being nice to—
[19:14] ---
    Gero...
[19:16] ---
    But... is it okay to just
    run away like this, sir?
[19:18] ---
    If I don't have long left in my life...
[19:20] ---
    ...hearing that truth is...
[19:23] ---
    ...the way I choose to live!
[19:26] ---
    Ahhh, maaaan!
[19:28] ---
    How did this happen?!
[19:30] ---
    I-Is this how it goes?
[19:32] ---
    Where does this part stick to?
[19:35] ---
    Just stick it anywhere.
[19:37] ---
    I... think I broke it up
     even more than it already was...
[19:40] ---
    Or, like, broken record?
SIGN    Farewell in Side 6
[19:42] ---
    But, Natchi, how did this happen?
[19:45] ---
    I never meant to do it!
[19:48] ---
    At first, I was just thinking
    of annoying him a little...
[19:53] ---
    I see.
[19:55] ---
    So this is where the stupid frog
    goes to relax.
[19:59] ---
    I'll get him back for
    his prank the other day...
SIGN    CRASHHHH!!
[20:08] ---
    Owowow...
[20:09] ---
    What was that noise?!
[20:11] ---
    What happened?
[20:12] ---
    Ahh! That's the...
[20:13] ---
    ...huge Farewell in Side 6 diorama Commander-dono
    has been pouring his heart into for ages!
SIGN    Farewell in Side 6
[20:23] ---
    I should have just apologized
    to him honestly, but...
SIGN    Farewell in Side 6
[20:26] ---
    Sorry to make you all help me.
[20:29] ---
    Anyway, let's just get it fixed
    before Keroro notices.
[20:33] ---
    That leg is from this thing!
[20:34] ---
    Uwaaa! It broke into even smaller pieces!
[20:37] ---
    Or, like, raucous debate?
[20:41] ---
    Everyone!
SIGN    Farewell in Side 6
[20:44] ---
    Don't hide it! I want you
    to tell me the truth, sir!
[20:47] ---
    My life!
[20:49] ---
    Is my life...?
[20:58] ---
    Uhhh...
[21:01] ---
    Um... what is that?
[21:03] ---
    U-Uhh... er... this is...
[21:08] ---
    Oh!
[21:10] ---
    So the reason you were all nice to me
[21:12] ---
    is because you wanted to be my
    Gundam model disciples, ma'am!
[21:17] ---
    I... I totally...
[21:21] ---
    Very good!
[21:22] ---
    My "Path of Gundam" is a strict one, ma'am!
[21:25] ---
    Are you sure you're prepared, ma'am?!
[21:27] ---
    Huh?!
[21:28] ---
    Y-Yes, of course I am!
[21:30] ---
    Oh, I'm looking forward
    to this "Path of Gundam"!
[21:33] ---
    Y-Yes, as am I!
[21:35] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[21:37] ---
    Or, like, apply oneself?
[21:39] ---
    Good, good!
[21:40] ---
    Then come with me, sir!
[21:42] ---
    Yes!
[21:44] ---
    However, it was immediately afterwards
    that the sergeant learned the truth.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Corporal Giroro here.
[23:24] ---
    Having received orders from HQ
    to test their newest spaceship,
[23:27] ---
    I headed into space alone.
[23:29] ---
    However, I was plunged into crisis
    by a sudden accident!
[23:32] ---
    Would I be able to return to Pekopon safely?
[23:35] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:36] ---
    Take a bath!
[23:38] ---
    "Giroro: Escape Impossible, Sir?!"
[23:41] ---
    "Keroro: Rescue Impossible, Sir?!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!