# E321 - Keroro: Learn from the Past, Sir! / Natsumi: Kindness is a Sin, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVP787/keroro-learn-from-the-past-sir--natsumi-kindness-is-a-sin-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Zeon Force Mobile Armor Grublo
**[01:34] ---**
Yes, the new kits are good, but...
**[01:37] ---**
...the old ones have an unplaceable
something to them, too, sir!
**[01:40] ---**
It is true that the part
composition is simple,
***SIGN*** * This is a depiction of Grublo in action. (Gundam not included)
**[01:43] ---**
but there's a feeling of power that
comes from that simplicity, sir!
**[01:46] ---**
Good things are good even if they are old!
**[01:48] ---**
No, in fact,
**[01:50] ---**
there's something good about them
that you can feel *because* they're old, sir!
**[01:54] ---**
Good because it's old?
**[01:56] ---**
Powerful because it's simple?
**[01:59] ---**
An unusual switch was flipped
within the sergeant's mind!
**[02:03] ---**
Maybe we've been so intent on
pursuing convenience and novelty,
**[02:08] ---**
we've been forgetting
something important?
**[02:12] ---**
Isn't now the time when we need to
learn from what is both old and good?
**[02:16] ---**
Isn't it?!
**[02:22] ---**
Keroro: Learn from the Past, Sir!
**[02:27] ---**
Uhh, so,
**[02:28] ---**
for unstated reasons, I tried
freshening up your equipment, sir!
**[02:32] ---**
What kind of unstated reasons?
**[02:34] ---**
Gunpowder-type pistol.
***SIGN*** Handmade Rice Crackers
**[02:38] ---**
Well, these are okay, I guess.
**[02:41] ---**
Hand-made senbei rice crackers.
**[02:44] ---**
These bleeps and bloops are to die for!
**[02:47] ---**
8-bit electronic computer.
**[02:50] ---**
Uh... I'm... just the same as usual...
**[02:52] ---**
Throwing stars.
**[02:53] ---**
If a hostile alien appears, I won't be able
to take care of them with this dated gun!
**[02:59] ---**
Gero gero.
**[03:00] ---**
Utterly pathetic, sir.
**[03:02] ---**
What?
**[03:03] ---**
Corporal Giroro. If you don't
have the latest equipment,
**[03:06] ---**
you can't fight adequately.
Is that what you're saying?
**[03:08] ---**
N-No, I...
**[03:10] ---**
You extract 100% potential
out of the weaponry you are given!
**[03:14] ---**
Isn't that what makes a true soldier, sir?!
**[03:18] ---**
You're exactly right...
***SIGN*** Handmade Rice Crackers
**[03:20] ---**
But I prefer snacks full of a
more stimulating and artificial flavor...
**[03:26] ---**
Uncle!
**[03:28] ---**
Uncle, what do you think of how I look?!
**[03:33] ---**
It super-suits you, Lady Mois!
**[03:35] ---**
Or, like, Taisho flavor?
**[03:39] ---**
That woman, pandering to Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:41] ---**
Dirty! Her methods are so dirty!
**[03:46] ---**
Ahh, yum! Rice crackers are so yum!
**[03:47] ---**
Old snacks are awesome!
**[03:48] ---**
Anything and everything
Mr. Sergeant says is correct!
**[03:52] ---**
Instant pandering.
**[03:59] ---**
And now I can read punch tapes
in this day and age!
**[04:02] ---**
Umm, I'm the only one whose
equipment is no different from usual...
**[04:06] ---**
Okay!
**[04:07] ---**
Now you're all used to it,
**[04:09] ---**
Operation Learn From the Past is go, sir!
**[04:12] ---**
Yeah!
**[04:13] ---**
Wh-What about me?!
**[04:18] ---**
Wait, what is this?
**[04:20] ---**
What's with this radio?
**[04:22] ---**
Where'd the TV go?
**[04:25] ---**
Sis... the computer in my room is gone, too.
***SIGN*** Britannico
**[04:30] ---**
In its place,
**[04:31] ---**
there was a 30-volume encyclopedia set...
**[04:34] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[04:36] ---**
How do you like it, ma'am?
**[04:38] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[04:39] ---**
Hurry up and put it back to normal!
**[04:41] ---**
I had a game I wanted to play!
**[04:43] ---**
Learn from the past, know the future!
**[04:47] ---**
I came to a realization, ma'am.
**[04:49] ---**
New things are certainly convenient, ma'am,
**[04:52] ---**
but as we buried ourselves in convenience,
**[04:54] ---**
we may have lost something
important to us as people, sir!
**[04:59] ---**
What's important to me right now
is my console game!
**[05:03] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[05:05] ---**
Believing you this time
might have been the right move!
***SIGN*** Nice! Right through the middle
**[05:09] ---**
Look.
**[05:09] ---**
It's an old, gunpowder-type gun,
**[05:11] ---**
but maybe because I'm valuing
each individual shot more now,
**[05:15] ---**
my accuracy has gone way up!
**[05:17] ---**
Proven effective!
**[05:19] ---**
And me, maybe because I switched
to healthy natural snacks,
**[05:23] ---**
I lost 2cm around the waist!
***SIGN*** * Mr. Tamama's personal impression only
**[05:26] ---**
Did it... do anything?
**[05:29] ---**
As for me, never mind punch tapes,
**[05:31] ---**
I can now read records, too!
**[05:34] [SONG] ---**
Nyyyyyyaaaa...
**[05:35] ---**
That's impressive.
**[05:36] ---**
Well, Lady Natsumi, ma'am?
**[05:39] ---**
It's being very well received
by the members of my platoon, ma'am!
**[05:42] ---**
You guys are you guys.
**[05:44] ---**
We are us!
**[05:46] ---**
But Sis... it does sound kind of interesting.
**[05:51] ---**
Let's go along with Sarge for just one day.
**[05:54] ---**
Come on, Fuyuki...
**[05:55] ---**
I knew I could count on you, Master Fuyuki.
**[05:57] ---**
A man who can listen to reason, sir.
**[06:01] ---**
All right, fine!
**[06:04] ---**
And so, that night.
**[06:07] ---**
And I'm out!
**[06:09] ---**
First place for me!
**[06:10] ---**
I lost again!
**[06:12] ---**
Mom, you're so good at this.
**[06:15] ---**
My past has served me well!
**[06:17] ---**
Oh, right!
**[06:18] ---**
So when you were a child...
**[06:19] ---**
Yes.
**[06:20] ---**
We didn't have a gaming console
in our house back then,
**[06:23] ---**
so when we played together,
we played cards or these board games.
**[06:27] ---**
Huh.
**[06:30] ---**
And speaking of that...
**[06:31] ---**
Second place!
**[06:33] ---**
Ahhh, I'm last again?!
**[06:35] ---**
One more game, one more!
**[06:37] ---**
Well! For all your complaining,
**[06:39] ---**
you seem to be enjoying it,
Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
**[06:42] ---**
I'm allowed, aren't I?
**[06:44] ---**
Mom getting back from work early
was a factor, too,
**[06:46] ---**
but it's rare that we're
all together this late.
**[06:50] ---**
Yes, it is.
**[06:52] ---**
Natsumi, you're always
playing console games,
**[06:54] ---**
and Fuyuki's always stuck
in his room on the Internet.
**[06:58] ---**
Am I?
**[06:59] ---**
See... you have more family
conversations now, too, sir!
**[07:03] ---**
Well, this might not be bad
from time to time!
**[07:06] ---**
See?
**[07:07] ---**
Just like I said, right?
**[07:09] ---**
Old things are awesome!
**[07:11] ---**
Long live old things!
**[07:12] ---**
Now that he had Natsumi-chan's approval,
**[07:14] ---**
he pushed his luck increasingly farther.
**[07:17] ---**
Uhh, so, seeing how well-received it was,
**[07:19] ---**
I will step up Operation Learn From the Past
still further, into its second phase, sir!
**[07:25] ---**
Still further?!
**[07:27] ---**
What do you expect me to do with this gun?
**[07:29] ---**
Matchlock gun.
**[07:31] ---**
Ahh, no, the fire's going out!
**[07:36] ---**
Sweet... Faintly sweet...
**[07:40] ---**
Sugar cane.
***SIGN*** Zansu Zansu
**[07:41] ---**
What's your name?
**[07:44] ---**
Abacus.
**[07:45] ---**
U-Um, excuse me, my equipment
is just the same as it usu—
**[07:49] ---**
You think I can fight with this thing?!
**[07:52] ---**
Even though my methods were even accepted by
our enemy of many years, Hinata Natsumi, sir?
**[07:59] ---**
Natsumi did?
**[08:00] ---**
And look at me!
**[08:02] ---**
I'm here enjoying my wooden
Gundam plastic model, sir!
**[08:06] ---**
Um... Gundam... *plastic*?
**[08:07] ---**
Pretty sure that's not plastic...
**[08:09] ---**
Uncle!
**[08:11] ---**
I went all out and tried on
a twelve-layer robe!
**[08:14] ---**
Or, like, Heian era?
**[08:16] ---**
That woman!
**[08:17] ---**
She never stops pandering to Mr. Sergeant!
**[08:20] ---**
Ahhh, sugar cane is so good!
**[08:22] ---**
I love me some Okinawa rail!
**[08:24] ---**
See, see?
**[08:26] ---**
In fact, anything goes here
as long as it's old, sir!
**[08:28] ---**
We'll make it older and older, sir!
**[08:35] ---**
Gunpowder is a product of
civilization! Banned, sir!
**[08:38] ---**
Sweet... nectar is sweet...
**[08:42] ---**
Natural sweets are the real clinchers!
**[08:45] ---**
One!
**[08:46] ---**
Two!
**[08:47] ---**
Three!
**[08:48] ---**
Lots!
**[08:50] ---**
Lots and lots!
**[08:50] ---**
The world doesn't need
numbers greater than three!
**[08:53] ---**
Umm, could you please make
my equipment old as—
***SIGN*** Rusted
**[08:58] ---**
It's *turned* old!
**[09:00] ---**
Still more, sir...
**[09:04] ---**
Yes. Age is justice!
**[09:06] ---**
Age is power!
**[09:27] ---**
Hold it, meat!
**[09:29] ---**
My equipment has become old, too!
**[09:33] ---**
Ahh, I've even stopped thinking now.
**[09:35] ---**
Well! A world with nothing,
absolutely nothing!
**[09:39] ---**
Life is wonderful.
**[09:41] ---**
This is age taken to its limit, sir!
**[09:53] ---**
We don't need...
**[09:55] ---**
...this crap here!
**[10:03] ---**
Don't you get how good it is
to have nothing, sir?
**[10:07] ---**
Keroro...
**[10:08] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Stone
**[10:09] ---**
Look! What do you think?
**[10:11] ---**
A Gundam plastic model made out of stone!
**[10:13] ---**
A little bit of work, and you can certainly
have enjoyment even in this age, sir!
**[10:17] ---**
Like I said, it's not plastic anymore.
**[10:19] ---**
Okay.
**[10:20] ---**
Let's return to our roots and resonate, sir!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Dorodorodorodoro...
**[10:35] ---**
Everything becomes the wind.
**[10:39] ---**
How wonderful, sir.
**[10:41] ---**
Excuse me, stupid frog!
**[10:44] ---**
Come on, please stop this now.
**[10:46] ---**
Being dressed like this is embarrassing!
**[10:48] ---**
And I don't like mammoth meat very much.
**[10:52] ---**
It takes ages to digest.
**[10:54] ---**
And I should really be going to pick up
Mr. Yoshizaki's manuscript.
**[10:58] ---**
Or, like, primal era?
**[11:01] ---**
What are you all talking about, sir?
**[11:03] ---**
And Lady Natsumi!
**[11:05] ---**
You didn't think it was all bad!
**[11:07] ---**
Wh—?! Who said I wanted you
to go back this far?!
**[11:10] ---**
Older is better! Older is better!
**[11:13] ---**
Old things are awesome!
**[11:15] ---**
While I'm being *nice* to you,
**[11:17] ---**
let's put it back, okay? Got it?
**[11:21] ---**
But...
**[11:23] ---**
Put. It. Back.
***SIGN*** Gyaaaaaaaoooo!
**[11:32] ---**
And so, Sarge's
Operation Learn From the Past
**[11:35] ---**
ended with a new appreciation
of Natsumi-chan's terrifying nature.
**[11:40] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on. Stick it on...
**[11:43] ---**
That day,
**[11:44] ---**
as usual, Sarge was putting his energy
into making Gundam models.
**[11:47] ---**
Yeah, the quality of the latest
Gundam models really is impressive, sir!
**[11:52] ---**
If I work this twelfth Rick Dom
into that giant set,
**[11:56] ---**
then my life's greatest work,
***SIGN*** Farewell in Side 6
***SIGN*** Floating Dock
**[11:59] ---**
my "Farewell in Side 6 Big Diorama,"
will finally be complete, sir!
***SIGN*** Ah
**[12:05] ---**
No!
**[12:06] ---**
Paint on the carpet!
**[12:08] ---**
If Lady Natsumi finds out about this,
I'm going to be punished!
**[12:11] ---**
No... it's possible that it could be
something even more horrifying.
**[12:14] ---**
What's happened?
**[12:15] ---**
Gero!!!
**[12:16] ---**
Um... that's... this is...
**[12:20] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[12:21] ---**
I'll never make a Gundam model
in the living room again!
**[12:24] ---**
Please forgive me!
**[12:26] ---**
Hee hee!
**[12:27] ---**
Huh? "Hee hee"?
**[12:28] ---**
It's okay.
**[12:29] ---**
We were thinking of getting rid of
this carpet soon, anyway.
**[12:34] ---**
And you can make your Gundam models
here as much as you want.
**[12:37] ---**
Okay? Kero-chan?
**[12:39] ---**
Kero-chan?
**[12:41] ---**
Kero-chan?
**[12:43] ---**
Kero-chan?
***SIGN*** Kero-chan
**[12:43] ---**
Kero... chan...?
**[12:45] ---**
That fearsome Lady Natsumi...
called me... Kero-chan...?
**[12:52] ---**
Natsumi: Kindness is a Sin, Sir!
**[12:58] ---**
Something's wrong...
**[12:59] ---**
Something's definitely wrong, sir...
**[13:01] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[13:02] ---**
I made some tea for you!
**[13:06] ---**
There we go. And some of those
instant dumplings you like so much.
**[13:10] ---**
Eat up!
**[13:12] ---**
Why... Why is that terrifying Lady Natsumi...
**[13:15] ---**
Some kind of trap?
**[13:16] ---**
Or... a new type of punishment, where she raises
my hopes up so she can knock me down again?
**[13:20] ---**
What's wrong, Kero-chan?
**[13:22] ---**
Your tea will go cold.
**[13:23] ---**
Ba-dum!
**[13:24] ---**
In that case, I'll... test it a bit, sir.
**[13:28] ---**
U-Umm...
**[13:29] ---**
N-Nerrr! Natsumi the nitwit!
**[13:33] ---**
Grumpybutt! Pigface! Potatohead!
**[13:36] ---**
Your mom is fat!
**[13:38] ---**
Kiss my butt!
**[13:40] ---**
Oops, I farted. Gero gero.
**[13:44] ---**
Eeee! It's coming!
**[13:45] ---**
The punishment is coming!
**[13:47] ---**
You're so silly, Kero-chan.
**[13:50] ---**
Honestly.
**[13:51] ---**
You mustn't be naughty, okay?
**[13:55] ---**
Whaa...
**[13:56] ---**
This is wrong.
**[13:57] ---**
Something is very wrong, sir...
**[13:59] ---**
I... I have to...
**[14:01] ---**
Umm, I'm going to excuse
myself here, ma'am...
**[14:04] ---**
Oh, right! I bought you some fresh starfruit!
**[14:08] ---**
Wait just a moment, Kero-chan!
**[14:12] ---**
What in space is going on, sir?
**[14:14] ---**
Sorry? Who did you say was fat?
**[14:17] ---**
Erk!
**[14:19] ---**
Time to eat!
**[14:23] ---**
It's been a while since we all
ate dinner together!
**[14:25] ---**
Isn't this more extravagant than usual, Sis?
**[14:30] ---**
Kero-chan has to eat his fill, after all!
**[14:33] ---**
Oh, that's unusual!
**[14:34] ---**
Don't be silly! Kero-chan is
our house's cute little mascot!
**[14:38] ---**
This is only natural!
**[14:43] ---**
What's up with Natsumi?
**[14:45] ---**
I'm not sure, either.
**[14:48] ---**
Ah, Kero-chan!
**[14:49] ---**
Ba-dump!
**[14:50] ---**
Come on, you've got sauce
around your mouth...
**[14:54] ---**
Stay still, okay?
**[14:55] ---**
Ah, you really don't need to!
**[14:57] ---**
How is it?
**[14:58] ---**
I worked extra hard to
make it for you, you know?
**[15:01] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[15:03] ---**
It's very delicious.
**[15:05] ---**
Great!
**[15:05] ---**
Umm, I think I'm full, so...
I'll excuse myself now!
**[15:09] ---**
Oh, right!
**[15:10] ---**
Something else?
**[15:12] ---**
The bath's all ready for you, Kero-chan!
**[15:15] ---**
Take your time getting warm!
**[15:21] ---**
The more I think about this,
the less sense it makes, sir.
**[15:25] ---**
Normally, Lady Natsumi would be...
**[15:27] ---**
STUPID!
**[15:28] ---**
FROG!
**[15:29] ---**
Noo!
**[15:32] ---**
Just remembering it gives me the shivers!
**[15:34] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[15:35] ---**
Gero?
**[15:36] ---**
How's the water?
**[15:38] ---**
Ah, i-it's just great, ma'am!
**[15:40] ---**
Nice and warm, ma—
**[15:42] ---**
Gero?!
**[15:45] ---**
I thought I'd wash your back...
**[15:50] ---**
No, uh, I...
**[15:52] ---**
Come on, come on, hurry up!
**[15:56] ---**
Kero-chan, thank you for always
helping out with the chores.
**[16:00] ---**
Y-Yes... Yes.
**[16:02] ---**
Um...
**[16:03] ---**
Yes?!
**[16:04] ---**
I want to be with you forever.
**[16:08] ---**
Mommy...
**[16:10] ---**
Come on... please?
**[16:11] ---**
Don't go back to the base...
**[16:13] ---**
Ah... ah... w-wait...
**[16:15] ---**
Ah, Kero-chan, wait!
**[16:17] ---**
H-Help meeeee!
**[16:22] ---**
I... Nothing makes sense to me anymore...
**[16:27] ---**
I guess Natsumi too finally appreciated
your magnificence, Commander Keroro.
**[16:32] ---**
Precisely that.
**[16:34] ---**
Gero?!
**[16:36] ---**
Being nice to our leader
is only natural, after all.
**[16:39] ---**
Gero?!
**[16:40] ---**
What's... gotten into you all?
**[16:43] ---**
Uncle, you're the best!
**[16:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are the best!
**[16:45] ---**
Or, like, passioned embrace?
**[16:47] ---**
Gero?
**[16:48] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, please do not ever leave me!
**[16:52] ---**
Don't go anywhere, Uncle!
**[16:56] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:01] ---**
Why... Why is everyone
suddenly nice to me, sir?
**[17:04] ---**
What in the world...
**[17:06] ---**
Everyone is just crazy for our very
smart and cool sergeant, that's all.
**[17:11] ---**
What? Even Narrator-san is
being unnaturally nice.
**[17:15] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Space Health Examination Result * Your results have come back. Please come as soon as you are able. Keron Army Welfare Division
**[17:19] ---**
Space Health Examination Result...
**[17:24] ---**
Come to think of it, I never went
to hear the results of that checkup.
**[17:28] ---**
Huh?
**[17:30] ---**
I want to be with you forever.
**[17:33] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, please do not ever leave me!
**[17:37] ---**
Don't go anywhere, Uncle!
**[17:40] ---**
Wait... don't tell me...
**[17:42] ---**
...my health checkup results were...
***SIGN*** The Worst Possible Outcome
**[17:44] ---**
...the worst possible outcome?!
***SIGN*** Results Sergeant Keroro is probably done for.
**[17:47] ---**
Results of space health examination.
**[17:49] ---**
Sergeant Keroro is probably done for.
**[17:52] ---**
Sarge!
**[17:54] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:57] ---**
Okay, everyone... We have to give
the stupid frog— no, Kero-chan—
**[18:03] ---**
the nicest treatment we can until the end!
**[18:05] ---**
Okay!
**[18:06] ---**
Ding.
**[18:08] ---**
So...
**[18:09] ---**
So that was it, sir...
**[18:13] ---**
No... it can't be...
**[18:15] ---**
That can't be it, sir.
**[18:18] ---**
I'm just overthinking it, sir.
**[18:21] ---**
No, that's not what I mean!
**[18:23] ---**
Gero?
**[18:24] ---**
Someone's in the Gundam model room?
**[18:26] ---**
Come on! Isn't there anything we can do?
**[18:31] ---**
Unfortunately... it might be too late.
**[18:34] ---**
What are they talking about, sir?
**[18:36] ---**
We definitely have to keep this
secret from Mr. Sergeant.
**[18:42] ---**
Some things are better off not known.
**[18:44] ---**
Huh? Wh-What are they...
**[18:47] ---**
Uncle... I feel so sorry for him!
**[18:51] ---**
Why did this have to happen?
***SIGN*** Medicine
**[18:57] ---**
Gero...
**[19:02] ---**
Nooooooo!
**[19:06] ---**
The results of my health checkup were
definitely the worst thing imaginable, sir!
**[19:10] ---**
That's why everyone is
suddenly being nice to—
**[19:14] ---**
Gero...
**[19:16] ---**
But... is it okay to just
run away like this, sir?
**[19:18] ---**
If I don't have long left in my life...
**[19:20] ---**
...hearing that truth is...
**[19:23] ---**
...the way I choose to live!
**[19:26] ---**
Ahhh, maaaan!
**[19:28] ---**
How did this happen?!
**[19:30] ---**
I-Is this how it goes?
**[19:32] ---**
Where does this part stick to?
**[19:35] ---**
Just stick it anywhere.
**[19:37] ---**
I... think I broke it up
even more than it already was...
**[19:40] ---**
Or, like, broken record?
***SIGN*** Farewell in Side 6
**[19:42] ---**
But, Natchi, how did this happen?
**[19:45] ---**
I never meant to do it!
**[19:48] ---**
At first, I was just thinking
of annoying him a little...
**[19:53] ---**
I see.
**[19:55] ---**
So this is where the stupid frog
goes to relax.
**[19:59] ---**
I'll get him back for
his prank the other day...
***SIGN*** CRASHHHH!!
**[20:08] ---**
Owowow...
**[20:09] ---**
What was that noise?!
**[20:11] ---**
What happened?
**[20:12] ---**
Ahh! That's the...
**[20:13] ---**
...huge Farewell in Side 6 diorama Commander-dono
has been pouring his heart into for ages!
***SIGN*** Farewell in Side 6
**[20:23] ---**
I should have just apologized
to him honestly, but...
***SIGN*** Farewell in Side 6
**[20:26] ---**
Sorry to make you all help me.
**[20:29] ---**
Anyway, let's just get it fixed
before Keroro notices.
**[20:33] ---**
That leg is from this thing!
**[20:34] ---**
Uwaaa! It broke into even smaller pieces!
**[20:37] ---**
Or, like, raucous debate?
**[20:41] ---**
Everyone!
***SIGN*** Farewell in Side 6
**[20:44] ---**
Don't hide it! I want you
to tell me the truth, sir!
**[20:47] ---**
My life!
**[20:49] ---**
Is my life...?
**[20:58] ---**
Uhhh...
**[21:01] ---**
Um... what is that?
**[21:03] ---**
U-Uhh... er... this is...
**[21:08] ---**
Oh!
**[21:10] ---**
So the reason you were all nice to me
**[21:12] ---**
is because you wanted to be my
Gundam model disciples, ma'am!
**[21:17] ---**
I... I totally...
**[21:21] ---**
Very good!
**[21:22] ---**
My "Path of Gundam" is a strict one, ma'am!
**[21:25] ---**
Are you sure you're prepared, ma'am?!
**[21:27] ---**
Huh?!
**[21:28] ---**
Y-Yes, of course I am!
**[21:30] ---**
Oh, I'm looking forward
to this "Path of Gundam"!
**[21:33] ---**
Y-Yes, as am I!
**[21:35] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[21:37] ---**
Or, like, apply oneself?
**[21:39] ---**
Good, good!
**[21:40] ---**
Then come with me, sir!
**[21:42] ---**
Yes!
**[21:44] ---**
However, it was immediately afterwards
that the sergeant learned the truth.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Corporal Giroro here.
**[23:24] ---**
Having received orders from HQ
to test their newest spaceship,
**[23:27] ---**
I headed into space alone.
**[23:29] ---**
However, I was plunged into crisis
by a sudden accident!
**[23:32] ---**
Would I be able to return to Pekopon safely?
**[23:35] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
Take a bath!
**[23:38] ---**
"Giroro: Escape Impossible, Sir?!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: Rescue Impossible, Sir?!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!