E32 - Keroro: A Whole Bunch of Animal Soldiers, Sir! / Giroro: The Cat Wants to Speak, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
Earth is our mother planet.
[01:34] ---
But humans aren't the
only ones living on this planet.
SIGN Kids' Guide to Animals
[01:39] ---
There are animals.
[01:42] ---
Pekoponian animals, huh?
[01:46] ---
Just what exactly do they have
to do with our invasion of Pekopon?
[01:49] ---
Take a look at this.
[01:51] ---
Quite a few animals have
stronger fighting abilities than humans.
[01:56] ---
That's why I'll recruit them
to join our platoon.
[01:59] ---
The "We are all living creatures" Gun!
SIGN "'We are all living creatures" Gun
[02:03] ---
This will allow us to
transform them into soldiers.
[02:06] ---
Is that clear?
[02:07] ---
Transform animals into soldiers?
[02:09] ---
I see...
[02:10] ---
Conquering Pekopon will now be
a walk in the park.
[02:16] ---
Everyone, come on and follow me!
[02:21] ---
Once I've recruited the animals,
[02:22] ---
I can fire all of you nags, sir.
[02:32] ---
Keroro: A Whole Bunch of
Animal Soldiers, Sir!
SIGN We are closed today See you tomorrow
[02:41] ---
Wow! So this is what a zoo looks like!
[02:46] ---
Only the "elite" animals are
brought from all over the world.
[02:51] ---
Which one shall we look at first?
The hippo? The dumbo?!
[02:55] ---
I think I'll have my lunch first.
SIGN Happy
[02:58] ---
Delicious.
[03:00] ---
It's already night.
[03:02] ---
He's completely mistaken this
for a school outing.
SIGN Panda Order: Carnivora Family: Panda Ursidae Length: 120-150cm Weight: 75-160 kg Diet: Bamboo, bamboo shoots, small animals
[03:06] ---
First of all...
[03:08] ---
...we'll try here.
[03:10] ---
It is a panda!
[03:14] ---
It's the most popular animal in the zoo.
[03:17] ---
Are you sure we want something like that?
[03:19] ---
Idiot. You have no idea of
what a panda is really like.
[03:24] ---
If you let your guard down
[03:25] ---
and approach it thinking
it's all cute and friendly...
[03:32] ---
...you'll be dead meat.
[03:33] ---
There's no doubt it'll make
a powerful soldier for our team.
[03:37] ---
Let's give it... a warm welcome!
[03:46] ---
It's a success.
[03:48] ---
Hey, you. Wanna join the Keroro plat...
[03:53] ---
Nooooo!
[03:56] ---
Female, huh?
[03:57] ---
Pervert! What do you think you're doing?
[04:02] ---
We also welcome skilled
female soldiers to our team.
[04:05] ---
So, what d'ya think?
You wanna be part of the team...
SIGN Indian Elephant Order: Proboscidea Length: 550-640 cm Weight: 4700 kg Diet: Grass, Leaves, Roots, Fruits
SIGN Indian Elephant Mammalia Indian Elephant. It's very big. The long nose-like protuberance is actually not a nose, but its upper lip. Isn't that amazing? Tell all your friends about it.
[04:14] ---
It's Taro, an Indian elephant...
[04:15] ---
A zoo veteran that's been here
since prewar times, sir.
[04:19] ---
Wow! He is huge!
[04:21] ---
His experience and knowledge
etched deep in his wrinkles
[04:24] ---
are sure to bring us victory.
[04:28] ---
My senior in life!
[04:29] ---
Please lead us!
[04:46] ---
So distinguished...
[04:48] ---
It's very late to be visiting...
[04:51] ---
What do you want from this old soul?
[04:54] ---
We're hoping you'd provide us
with some strength, sir.
[04:56] ---
Strength...?
[05:00] ---
Are you all right, sir?
[05:02] ---
Will he actually be of any use as a soldier?
[05:07] ---
Allow me to test him!
[05:12] ---
The blade... I can't move it.
[05:16] ---
If you'd lived as long as I have,
[05:18] ---
you too would know all
kinds of techniques like this.
[05:23] ---
Master Taro...
[05:28] ---
I remember the first visitor I ever had.
[05:31] ---
She was a little girl wearing red shoes.
[05:35] ---
Next time she came,
[05:37] ---
she was with a little girl
who looked just like her.
[05:42] ---
And the next time she came,
her hair had turned all grey.
[05:47] ---
But so many things
had happened in between.
[05:50] ---
Honestly, so many things...
[05:54] ---
And so, Taro the Indian elephant
shares his life story.
[05:58] ---
Tragic episodes, funny episodes...
[06:01] ---
Stories from the past and present...
[06:03] ---
A firsthand account of
several eras seen from his eyes...
[06:11] ---
That was a great story.
[06:13] ---
Yeah, that was a great story.
[06:16] ---
Who knew Taro the elephant
had such a past?
[06:19] ---
We must be more determined
to make each day of our lives count.
[06:23] ---
So we failed at recruiting.
SIGN Koala Order: Diprotodontia Family: Koala Length: 60-83 cm Weight: 8-12 kg Diet: Eucalyptus leaves
[06:32] ---
I don't wanna!
[06:34] ---
Mommy told me I'd die
if I got down from this tree!
SIGN Penguin Order: Penguin Family: Penguin Length: 66-72 cm Diet: small fish, like sardines, shrimp and squid
[06:41] ---
We're pretty happy with the
way things are now, you know...
[06:45] ---
Or, like, soooo sleepy...
SIGN Chimpanzee Order: Primates Family: Pongidae Length: 65-95 cm Weight: 30-50 kg Diet: omnivorous
[06:54] ---
Can't you see I'm busy?
[07:01] ---
What d'ya want?
[07:02] ---
Give me a break.
[07:02] ---
They were not having
any success recruiting.
[07:03] ---
No way...
[07:04] ---
I know, right?
[07:06] ---
I don't wanna!
[07:08] ---
What's with them? They're all so selfish!
[07:12] ---
That's how animals are...
[07:15] ---
Come on, anybody! I don't care
who you are, just join us!
[07:23] ---
I think you accidentally hit something.
SIGN Bengal Tiger The strongest carnivore
[07:27] ---
Y-You hit a...
[07:29] ---
...Bengal Tiger.
[07:31] ---
It's the strongest carnivore on Earth.
[07:34] ---
Now, that's an unfortunate one to have hit...
[07:39] ---
Hey.
[07:41] ---
Y-Yes?
[07:45] ---
Did you just say
you want me to join your group?
[07:50] ---
Yes, but if you're
not interested, it's fine...
[07:53] ---
I wouldn't mind at all.
[07:55] ---
Huh?
[07:56] ---
If you...
[08:06] ---
...manage to defeat me!
SIGN Tiger vs. Keroro
[08:14] ---
Let me handle this. I will take on...
[08:17] ---
I shall take him on.
[08:19] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo!
[08:21] ---
The most powerful animal in Pekopon...
[08:23] ---
I have always wanted to go up against it.
[09:00] ---
Come on!
[09:03] ---
C'mon!
[09:12] ---
Dororo!
[09:15] ---
Back of his sword...
[09:18] ---
Dororo! That was great!
[09:21] ---
He's earned my respect.
[09:23] ---
I lose.
[09:25] ---
I'll join your team, as I promised.
[09:27] ---
All right!
[09:29] ---
What do you know?
We have our first recruit.
[09:31] ---
That means you're going back with us!
SIGN What?
[09:33] ---
What? We're leaving?
[09:35] ---
Our mission here is to conquer Pekopon.
[09:38] ---
You have to come with us
and help us complete our mission.
[09:52] ---
Wow! Look at that tiger!
[09:54] ---
They say it's the most
powerful animal on Earth.
[10:01] ---
Master Bengal Tiger?
[10:02] ---
I'm sorry. I can't go with you, after all.
[10:05] ---
What?
[10:06] ---
Just like you guys have a mission,
[10:09] ---
I have my own.
[10:12] ---
There are many children who
look forward to seeing me here.
[10:15] ---
I can't disappoint them.
[10:21] ---
Master Bengal Tiger...
[10:28] ---
We ended up getting nobody to join us.
SIGN Ramen
[10:31] ---
They have their own missions in life.
[10:35] ---
Those animals are just
too busy to be bothered.
[10:39] ---
Shucks...
[10:47] ---
There are some wild animals
over there that have potential!
SIGN Wild
SIGN Have potential!
[10:52] ---
We welcome the inexperienced.
[10:53] ---
You kids! Join our team!
[10:59] ---
What's this?
[11:00] ---
What the heck happened to us?
[11:03] ---
Hey, guys, you have great bodies.
[11:06] ---
Want to join the Keroro Platoon?
[11:08] ---
Huh?
[11:09] ---
H-Here's the deal...
[11:11] ---
Right now, I'm burdened
with these useless incompetents
[11:14] ---
who do nothing but complain.
SIGN Useless
[11:16] ---
I'm planning to fire all of them.
SIGN Fired
[11:19] ---
I have a feeling I'll have a
much better team if you guys join...
[11:22] ---
C'mon. Follow me,
and you won't go wrong, sir!
[11:25] ---
Nobody gives us orders!
[11:27] ---
I don't like your attitude, fool.
[11:29] ---
Kero?
[11:33] ---
Come on, help me! Someone please help!
[11:35] ---
I am afraid we cannot...
[11:37] ---
Didn't you just say you're firing us?
[11:40] ---
I see no reason why we should help.
[11:43] ---
It would not seem right, you know?
[11:45] ---
Kero?
[11:52] ---
Kero!
[11:53] ---
Don't follow me!
[11:56] ---
Won't somebody please help me?!
[11:58] ---
It's very important to learn
to do things on your own, right?
[12:00] ---
Don't always depend on others, okay?
[12:05] ---
Oh, and one more thing.
Stay away from crows.
[12:07] ---
Seriously, they're quite hostile.
[12:23] ---
Let's see...
[12:25] ---
Do you viewers out there remember her?
[12:28] ---
Right. She's the cat rescued
before by Corporal Giroro.
[12:58] ---
Hand grenade!
[13:05] ---
Hm?
[13:13] ---
Just a seed from a plant...
Darn, that scared me.
[13:18] ---
Don't tell anyone, okay?
[13:30] ---
Giroro: The Cat Wants to Speak, Sir!
SIGN Operation: Assemble Animal Platoon Members
[13:37] ---
The bottom line is, it was a mistake
to depend on animals.
[13:41] ---
Whose idea was it to transform
animals into soldiers, anyway?!
[13:46] ---
It was yours, Mr. Sergeant.
SIGN Gulp
SIGN That gun
[13:50] ---
It's all because of that gun.
[13:54] ---
Where's that "We are all
living creatures" Gun?
[13:56] ---
Beats me.
[13:59] ---
You were the one who had it.
SIGN Tsk...
[14:07] ---
I've lost my desire to do anything today.
SIGN Sulking in Bed Mode
[14:10] ---
The meeting's over.
[14:13] ---
Well, that's that, then...
[14:15] ---
Oh, Mr. Sergeant.
[14:16] ---
The latest installment of
Captain Geroro is on sale today.
[14:19] ---
Oh, that's right! I'm focusing
all my efforts into buying one!
[14:25] ---
Giroro-kun.
[14:27] ---
Are we being dispatched?
[14:28] ---
The meeting's over.
[14:30] ---
I-Is that so?
[14:47] ---
This should be strong enough...
[14:52] ---
I wouldn't want the others
to see me like this.
[15:00] ---
It's just you...
[15:04] ---
Look. It's finished.
[15:07] ---
Hey, hey. This is not a toy.
[15:09] ---
It's a good-luck charm.
[15:12] ---
It'll fool the enemy
[15:14] ---
into thinking that you're armed
with a hand grenade.
[15:17] ---
And when she wears it...
[15:20] ---
Wow! What a lovely-looking charm!
[15:24] ---
This will protect me from enemies, for sure!
[15:27] ---
Thank you, Giroro. I'll always cherish this.
[15:38] ---
I'm home.
[15:40] ---
Hi, Giroro.
[15:42] ---
Give... Give it to her, give it to her,
[15:45] ---
give it to her, give it to her, give it to her...
[15:48] ---
N-Natsu...
[15:49] ---
Wow, what a cute cat!
SIGN Super High Alert
[15:54] ---
Super High Alert!
[15:57] ---
What's the matter?
[15:59] ---
Hey, Sis. It's your turn to cook lunch today.
[16:02] ---
I know that.
[16:06] ---
N-Na...
[16:08] ---
Natsumi!
[16:26] ---
So, the plan of turning animals
into soldiers failed, did it?
[16:31] ---
It was a complete failure.
[16:34] ---
Animals must all
have their own circumstances.
[16:40] ---
I'm sure they also want to be heard
every now and then.
[17:08] ---
Mom won't be here for lunch, right?
[17:10] ---
She said to prepare some
for her, just in case.
[17:15] ---
What's that cat doing here?
[17:19] ---
Oh. It's that cat from before!
[17:21] ---
She loves to eat seaweed.
[17:23] ---
One time, I fed her some school
lunch leftovers, and she loved it.
[17:29] ---
Here.
[17:34] ---
How cute! Let me try!
[17:37] ---
Here.
SIGN Super High Alert 2
[17:43] ---
Super High Alert 2!
[17:46] ---
How come?
[17:55] ---
H-Hey. Stop right there.
[18:02] ---
Huh? Where'd she go?
[18:05] ---
Did you see a cat just now?
[18:07] ---
I don't know what you're talking about.
[18:09] ---
Hey. You're hiding
something behind you, aren't you?
[18:11] ---
N-No, I'm not...
[18:12] ---
Let me see it.
[18:14] ---
It's nothing.
[18:15] ---
I don't believe you!
[18:16] ---
Stop that!
[18:17] ---
I told you you're not to have any explosives!
[18:26] ---
A pinecone?
[18:28] ---
Th-That's...
[18:31] ---
...a good-luck charm I made for you...
[18:33] ---
Oh, how lovely! Thank you, Giroro!
[18:36] ---
Thank you, Giroro... Thank you, Giroro...
[18:40] ---
Giroro.
[18:41] ---
I-It's a...
[18:43] ---
Why did you act so suspicious?
[18:47] ---
Anyway, just to make things clear,
this is not edible, you know?
[18:50] ---
Now, where did that cat go?
[19:20] ---
Just leave me alone.
[19:35] ---
Wow! This is a wonderful gun!
[19:38] ---
I'm so grateful, cat. Cat... Cat...
[19:44] ---
There it is!
[19:52] ---
It got away again...
[19:53] ---
Hey, Sis. You're gonna burn the food.
[19:55] ---
I know!
[20:05] ---
I think I broke this gun...
[20:13] ---
I-Is this... really me?
[20:23] ---
That's bad manners, Sis.
[20:28] ---
You clueless girl!
[20:31] ---
Sis?
[20:38] ---
Thank you for all the seaweed.
[20:53] ---
Hard to stomach well-prepared:
Pinecones and the female heart.
[21:05] ---
I'm sure that little kitty...
[21:07] ---
...had a lot of other things
she wanted to say.
[21:10] ---
It would be senseless
to pry into it any further.
[21:28] ---
Lovely to stomach well-prepared:
Matsutake mushrooms and fugu blowfish.
[21:31] ---
I'd love to have some now.
[21:32] ---
Gero?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Mom. It's starting to get
cold outside. Hope no one's sick.
[23:11] ---
When you come home, don't
forget to wash your hands and gargle.
[23:14] ---
After you take a bath, go to bed early
so you won't get chilled.
[23:17] ---
Don't stay up late, either.
Stay healthy and watch cartoons.
[23:20] ---
Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
In the next episode, we try
our hands at making animation.
[23:24] ---
"The Keroro Platoon
Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
Those fools... One whole episode!
How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
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