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E26 - Keroro: Everyone Unite! Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    There are various ways to enjoy autumn.
[01:36] ---
    Autumn is for travel,
    for art, and then there's...
[01:47] ---
    The dry weather of autumn
    sure makes paint dry a lot faster.
[01:52] ---
    W-What the heck was that noise?
[01:55] ---
    Enemy attack?
[01:58] ---
    We're under attack. Repeat, under attack.
[02:00] ---
    Close all the windows and shutters, sir!
[02:02] ---
    Quickly, quickly. Quickly, quickly.
[02:05] ---
    How are we for provisions?
[02:06] ---
    Everything's here, including our snacks.
[02:08] ---
    Get the candles ready!
    I want those long thick ones!
[02:12] ---
    Or, like... thorough planning?
[02:17] ---
    Okay.
[02:18] ---
    Now the Hinata household has
    become an impregnable fortress.
[02:24] ---
    Those were fireworks.
[02:28] ---
    Fireworks, sir?
[02:30] ---
    Yeah, it's that time of year...
[02:34] ---
    Sports Day...
[02:36] ---
    W-What's the matter with you,
    Master Fuyuki?
[02:38] ---
    You look as if you were draining the hot
    water out of an instant chow mein bowl...
SIGN    Ugh...
[02:44] ---
    ...and dumped the noodles
    all together into the sink.
SIGN    The look of spilling the noodles into the sink
[02:48] ---
    Our school will be holding
     a sports day next week.
[02:52] ---
    Gero?
[02:53] ---
    A sports day?
[02:54] ---
    A nightmare to
    non-athletic people like me.
[02:58] ---
    I wish it could turn into
    an occult day or something...
[03:01] ---
    I don't think that's
     gonna happen, Fuyuki-kun.
[03:05] ---
    Keroro: Everyone Unite!
    Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!
[03:12] ---
    Okay, class.
[03:14] ---
    Everyone should pick out one
    or two events to participate in.
[03:20] ---
    Whichever you enter,
    you'll bring us a high score.
[03:24] ---
    And with Koyuki-chan
    joining us this year,
[03:26] ---
    our class has a pretty good chance
     of blowing away the others!
[03:29] ---
    Natsumi-san,
    let's try our best together!
[03:33] ---
    I'm sorry.
[03:35] ---
    I would like to join the
    parent-child three-legged race!
SIGN    Spoon Race Parent-Child Three-legged Race Relay
[03:43] ---
    What?
[03:45] ---
    Mom will be there? She never told me.
[03:50] ---
    Oh, c'mon now. You should be happy.
[03:53] ---
    Why? Not only do I dread this event,
[03:56] ---
    but now Mom's gonna be there to
    watch me make a fool out of myself.
[03:59] ---
    Aw, come on. Winning
    isn't everything in sports.
[04:02] ---
    It's about giving your very best.
[04:06] ---
    That's just the whine of a loser.
[04:10] ---
    It's an established fact of life
     that winning is everything.
[04:14] ---
    You don't feel defeated as a conqueror
[04:16] ---
    when you hang the laundry?
[04:19] ---
    Well...
[04:21] ---
    Oh I remember. You skipped
    cleaning the toilet again, didn't you?
[04:24] ---
    Well, actually... I was
    planning to do it later, you know...
[04:30] ---
    Don't worry. I did it for you.
[04:34] ---
    Mom's gonna come...
    Mom's gonna come...
[04:36] ---
    Natchi is acting strange.
[04:38] ---
    It's been such a long time!
[04:40] ---
    I've gotta put on a good show.
[04:43] ---
    What is it about this so-called Sports Day
    that so moves Pekoponian hearts?
[04:47] ---
    We should investigate it.
[04:52] ---
    Natsumi seems so happy.
[04:55] ---
    Mom's gonna come...
    Mom's gonna come...
[04:59] ---
    Mom's gonna come...
    Mom's gonna come...
[05:02] ---
    She'll see me making a fool of myself.
[05:06] ---
    Wait now. Grandma once
    taught me how to cast a spell
[05:10] ---
    so that you could make it rain
     the next day!
SIGN    Hang "Teru Teru Bozu"
[05:16] ---
    If you hang the "teru teru bozu"
    upside down... it will rain.
SIGN    Hang "Teru Teru Bozu" upside down to make it rain.
[05:20] ---
    Hey!
SIGN    Tomorrow's Weather
[05:24] ---
    The chance of rain is zero percent tomorrow.
[05:27] ---
    A perfect day for a Sports Day!
SIGN    Didn't work at all.
[05:29] ---
    It didn't work at all.
[05:33] ---
    Oh, no. That was my last hope...
[05:36] ---
    Sarge!
[05:38] ---
    Sarge, you're a frog, aren't you?
[05:40] ---
    I'm a Keronian.
[05:40] ---
    Make it rain tomorrow!
[05:42] ---
    I don't think you understand,
    Master Fuyuki!
[05:44] ---
    Sarge...
[05:44] ---
    I'm not a handy robot cat from the future.
[05:49] ---
    Please! Please!
    Sarge, you're my only hope! C'mon...
[05:49] ---
    Jeez, Fuyuki, you're a poor loser.
[05:59] ---
    Sorry, Natsumi, but we're running late,
     and I don't think we can get
[06:03] ---
    all the pages done today.
[06:05] ---
    We'll have to work through the night
     and until around noon tomorrow.
[06:09] ---
    I have to stay here until
    everyone finishes their work.
[06:14] ---
    As soon as it's finished,
    I'll rush over to your school.
[06:16] ---
    I'm really sorry, Natsumi.
[06:18] ---
    No, it's okay, Mom. Don't worry
    and take care of your work, okay?
[06:27] ---
    Sis...
[06:29] ---
    That's just the nature of her work.
    It's par for the course.
[06:33] ---
    Aren't you lucky, Fuyuki?
[06:35] ---
    Now she won't see you
    make a fool of yourself.
[06:38] ---
    Well, I'd better go
    prepare lunch for tomorrow.
[07:08] ---
    A perfect opportunity, sir!
[07:12] ---
    According to my research,
SIGN    Sports Day
[07:14] ---
    Sports Day is where two teams,
    the red and the white,
SIGN    Giant Ball Roll
SIGN    Tug-of-War
SIGN    Cavalry game
[07:17] ---
    compete against each other.
SIGN    Sports Day
[07:20] ---
    Now, if Lady Mom
    won't be able to participate,
SIGN    Three-legged race
[07:23] ---
    that means she won't be able
    to compete in this parent-child
[07:25] ---
    three-legged race.
    That's where we come in.
[07:29] ---
    What are we supposed to do?
[07:32] ---
    We'll help Lady Mom
    and Lady Natsumi, sir.
[07:36] ---
    Why would we do that?
[07:40] ---
    'Coz they'll owe us big time, ma'am.
[07:44] ---
    Keroro-sama, I will never forget
    what you've done for me.
[07:48] ---
    From now on, I will do whatever
    you ask of me, Keroro-sama.
[07:52] ---
    Oh, really? For a start, why don't you
     buy me 100 Gundam models?
SIGN    A debt of gratitude
[07:58] ---
    And after that, how about cleaning
    all the toilets in our secret base?
[08:01] ---
    Yes, milord.
[08:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you are so devious!
[08:08] ---
    Or, like, double dealing?
SIGN    Dororon!
[08:13] ---
    Since Natsumi-dono
     is a friend of Koyuki-dono's,
[08:16] ---
    I will take part in this plan,
[08:17] ---
    not to establish a debt,
     but for Natsumi-dono's sake alone.
[08:20] ---
    Nin!
[08:22] ---
    Farewell...
[08:25] ---
    Of course, you'll join us too, right, Giroro?
[08:30] ---
    Well, I guess every so often,
[08:32] ---
    I can go along with a
    worthless plan like this.
[08:34] ---
    All right!
SIGN    39th Annual Kissho School Sports Day
[08:43] ---
    The red team wins.
[08:46] ---
    Yaaay! Go red team!
[08:50] ---
    Go, white team! Way to go, white team!
[08:54] ---
    The three-legged races
     are in the afternoon.
[08:57] ---
    Yeah, but don't worry about me.
SIGN    Systems, all green!
[08:59] ---
    I'm really sorry, Natsumi.
    I should get there by this afternoon.
[09:05] ---
    Okay.
[09:06] ---
    But don't sweat it, Mom.
[09:10] ---
    We're almost directly
     on top of our destination.
[09:15] ---
    Good. We're going down, boys.
[09:29] ---
    Over here!
[09:31] ---
    On your marks!
[09:33] ---
    Get ready...
[09:35] ---
    This is the girls' 200-meter for grade 8!
[09:38] ---
    She's fast. So fast.
    She's way ahead of the pack.
[09:44] ---
    She crosses the finish line!
    Hinata Natsumi-san places first!
[09:48] ---
    You're up next, Fuyuki.
[09:50] ---
    Run as fast as your sister.
[09:54] ---
    That's why I hate these...
[09:56] ---
    Natsumi!
SIGN    Parents
[10:06] ---
    If the red team came up with that,
SIGN    Polar Bear White
[10:09] ---
    then the white team's
    gotta do better.
[10:12] ---
    When you think white,
    it's obvious you think RX seventy...
[10:16] ---
    Hurry up and set the plan into motion.
[10:18] ---
    Oh, I almost forgot, sir.
SIGN    14. Obstacle race 15. Scavenger hunt 13:15 16. Bread eating race 13:30 17. Spoon Race 13:45 18. Parent-Child Three-legged Race 14:00 19. Boys 1000m 14:20 20. Girls 1000m 14:40
[10:21] ---
    The parent-child three-legged race
     that Lady Mom is in is event #18.
SIGN    18. Parent-Child Three-legged Race 14:00
[10:26] ---
    It's scheduled to start at 1400 hours.
[10:29] ---
    Our mission is
[10:30] ---
    to slow down the progress
    of all the preceding events,
[10:33] ---
    so that even if Lady Mom comes late,
     she won't miss her race.
[10:36] ---
    And how are we gonna do that?
[10:39] ---
    First, there's Plan A.
SIGN    6. Girls 200m 7. 7th grade boys 400m 8. 7th...
[10:41] ---
    Our target is the 7th event,
    the 7th grade boys' 400-meter race.
SIGN    7. 7th grade boys 400m
[10:53] ---
    Hidden under an anti-barrier is
[10:56] ---
    the "One Step Forward,
    Two Steps Backward" Racetrack.
[11:00] ---
    No matter how fast they run,
SIGN    Goal
[11:01] ---
    they won't be able to reach the finish line.
[11:03] ---
    This will surely delay the proceedings, sir.
[11:06] ---
    On your marks...
[11:09] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
    even if you don't come in first,
[11:13] ---
    you'll always be first in my heart.
[11:17] ---
    Ready...
[11:18] ---
    I don't like this...
[11:20] ---
    This is it, sir.
[11:25] ---
    They're on the tracks.
[11:31] ---
    So fast! They've crossed
    the finish line in no time!
SIGN    Sports Day
[11:36] ---
    A bunch of new records have been set!
[11:39] ---
    Ow...
[11:40] ---
    What is going on?
[11:41] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, you were great!
[11:43] ---
    You set it backwards!
[11:45] ---
    Gero!
[11:48] ---
    Mission failed...
[11:50] ---
    The event is proceeding
    way ahead of schedule.
[11:54] ---
    Or, like, self-defeating?
[11:57] ---
    Can the Keroro Platoon
    recover from this major blunder
[12:00] ---
    to get Natsumi's mom here in time
     for the three-legged race?
[12:10] ---
    Meanwhile, the second unit of Tamama and Dororo are...
[12:14] ---
    We have now reached
     our assigned destination.
[12:17] ---
    Go ahead and proceed
    according to plan. Good luck.
[12:20] ---
    Roger.
[12:25] ---
    Just one more page...
[12:27] ---
    Just hang on for one more page,
    my right hand!
[12:30] ---
    Don't fall asleep! Pull yourself together!
[12:32] ---
    Don't fall asleep!!
[12:34] ---
    It's intense...
[12:36] ---
    We have to get in there and help.
[12:39] ---
    Just five minutes. Let him
    take a nap for just 5 minutes.
[12:43] ---
    Okay...
[12:46] ---
    Now's our chance.
[12:51] ---
    So I have to ink this. I see.
[12:53] ---
    I'm gonna try to apply some shading films.
[12:56] ---
    Here goes nothing.
[13:01] ---
    Oops...
[13:03] ---
    This is actually much harder than it looks.
[13:06] ---
    I shall use my... Clone Jutsu!
SIGN    Dororon!
[13:11] ---
    Wow, that's awesome.
[13:17] ---
    Shouldn't have done that.
[13:18] ---
    What the...
[13:20] ---
    Oh no.
[13:20] ---
    Yikes.
[13:21] ---
    What?
[13:23] ---
    Even mistakes become tenfold!
[13:25] ---
    Oh no. The art...
[13:27] ---
    What's the matter?
[13:29] ---
    Somehow...
[13:32] ---
    Oh, my.
[13:35] ---
    I have disgraced myself.
[13:37] ---
    I am sorry!
[13:39] ---
    I appreciate what you're
    trying to do, but don't worry.
[13:42] ---
    Just stay right there.
     I'll be finished shortly.
[13:48] ---
    Oh, wait!
[13:50] ---
    I'll ask you two to help me
    with something else!
[13:56] ---
    Wow. You really made this
    all by yourself?
[13:59] ---
    Yes. I woke up at four in the morning,
    and worked hard on it.
[14:03] ---
    So that you can eat it, Fuyuki-kun...
[14:06] ---
    Don't mind if I do!
[14:10] ---
    Wow, it's delicious.
[14:12] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[14:13] ---
    Your lunch looks fancy too,
    Natsumi-san. It looks yummy.
[14:17] ---
    I prepared lunch for my mom, too.
[14:20] ---
    I'd be happy to share it
    with you, Koyuki-chan.
[14:23] ---
    I made a lot for you. Is it good?
[14:27] ---
    Don't worry.
     I'm sure she'll make it on time.
[14:31] ---
    Dororo and his friends went
    to your mom's office to help.
[14:36] ---
    So that's why I haven't seen
    Sarge or the others all morning.
[14:39] ---
    Come to think of it,
    I haven't seen my Tama-chan, either.
[14:43] ---
    He told me they
    were all pitching in to help
[14:45] ---
    so your mom'd make it in time for
    the parent-child three-legged race.
[14:49] ---
    That's really nice of them.
[14:57] ---
    Next will be Event #14,
    the obstacle course race.
[15:02] ---
    Or, like, trouble ahead?
[15:04] ---
    There's no time to lose!
[15:07] ---
    Event #18, the three-legged race,
     is quickly coming upon us.
[15:13] ---
    I may never have another chance to make
    Lady Natsumi indebted to me, sir!
[15:17] ---
    Indebted to you?
[15:18] ---
    Yeah, that's right...
[15:21] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[15:22] ---
    You were planning to make me
    indebted to you?
[15:26] ---
    Wait, ma'am!
    Everything we did was for you!
[15:30] ---
    Our plan was for you to be in
    the three-legged race with Lady Mom.
[15:35] ---
    Why don't you tell me more
    about this grand plan of yours?
[15:40] ---
    Who are you?
[15:42] ---
    We put the most horrifying obstacles
[15:43] ---
    known to humankind on the course,
[15:45] ---
    so that not one person
    will be able to finish the race.
[15:47] ---
    And that's how we'll buy time, sir!
[15:50] ---
    Horrifying obstacle number one: steak.
SIGN    Sirloin steak Matsuzaka Beef Medium rare Cooked with butter
[15:54] ---
    Wow! Imagine finding
    a steak here. Steak!
[16:00] ---
    Approximate time spent:
    15 minutes and 24 seconds.
[16:03] ---
    Horrifying obstacle number two:
    limited-edition Gundam model.
[16:06] ---
    Wow. I've only ever seen this one
     in my dreams!
[16:09] ---
    Hey, I'm not dreaming.
    This is for real.
[16:13] ---
    Approximate time spent:
    1 hour, 23 minutes and 40 seconds.
[16:16] ---
    Obstacle number three: a hot spring.
SIGN    Outdoor hot spring relaxing waters. Composition: calcium, sodium. Medicinal benefits: stiff shoulders.
[16:20] ---
    Strange to see a hot spring here.
[16:23] ---
    Oh, this is heaven. Pure heaven.
SIGN    3 Nights 4 Days
[16:25] ---
    Approximate time spent: 3 nights and 4 days.
[16:28] ---
    And just like that,
    we can buy time during the race.
[16:32] ---
    Next is Event #15,
    the Scavenger Hunt.
[16:36] ---
    Hey, the obstacle race is over.
[16:40] ---
    The plan is to mix this note
    into the Scavenger Hunt items.
SIGN    100 grams of pork, 1 tsp of soy sauce, 2 tsp of rice wine.
[16:45] ---
    100 grams of pork,
    a teaspoon of soy sauce,
SIGN    Remove eyes from potatoes, peel and soak in water.
[16:47] ---
    2 teaspoons of rice wine...
[16:48] ---
    Oh no. This is the recipe for
    the stewed pork and cabbage dish
SIGN    Wash won bok well, drain water well, and cut into bite-size pieces.
[16:52] ---
    I saw on a cooking show yesterday.
[16:56] ---
    Here it is, sir!
[16:57] ---
    "A pedigreed Andromedian Husky
     with papers."
SIGN    A pedigreed Andromedian Husky with papers.
[17:00] ---
    "A 48 million yen mortgage."
SIGN    48 million yen.
[17:03] ---
    "The butt of a Japanese antelope."
SIGN    The butt of a Japanese antelope.
[17:05] ---
    "A newly released video
    you can rent for one week."
SIGN    A newly released video you can rent for one week.
[17:08] ---
    By mixing in these items that
    no one will be able to bring back,
[17:12] ---
    we can delay the race, sir!
[17:14] ---
    Then in the next bread-eating contest,
[17:15] ---
    we switched the
    bean-jam bun to this curry bread
[17:18] ---
    that's 3,600 times spicier.
[17:19] ---
    And in the Spoon Race, we used
    specially designed ping-pong balls
[17:22] ---
    that explode at the slightest impact.
[17:26] ---
    Don't interfere anymore!
[17:35] ---
    This is bad. I broke my anti-barrier.
SIGN    A stuffed toy frog.
[17:39] ---
    A stuffed toy frog...
    I found one. Let me borrow this!
[17:44] ---
    I'm done with him.
[17:53] ---
    We're now down to our one
    final option. Open the launch gate.
[17:58] ---
    Roger.
[18:00] ---
    I'm gonna take Lady Mom's place
    and run the three-legged race, sir.
[18:05] ---
    Catapult: standby.
[18:07] ---
    Keroro, moving out!
[18:13] ---
    I just remembered...
    I forgot to open it all the way.
[18:30] ---
    We have an announcement.
[18:32] ---
    Entrants in the parent-child
    three-legged race, please get ready.
[18:37] ---
    I guess it wasn't meant to be...
[18:41] ---
    Um... may I withdraw from the race?
[18:51] ---
    Wait.
[18:54] ---
    Giroro!
[18:57] ---
    We can discuss the details later.
    Hurry and give me the rope.
[19:00] ---
    You don't want to lose
    without putting up a fight, do you?
[19:05] ---
    Right!
[19:09] ---
    On your marks...
[19:11] ---
    Get set...
[19:14] ---
    One, two...
[19:15] ---
    It's Sis and... Giroro?
[19:16] ---
    One, two... One, two... One, two... One, two...
[19:24] ---
    Excuse me!
[19:27] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:31] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:36] ---
    Mom!
[19:38] ---
    Good luck!
SIGN    Natsumi Good luck
[19:40] ---
    Tama-chan?
SIGN    Natsumi Good luck
[19:42] ---
    I hate heights!
[19:47] ---
    Thank you...
[19:49] ---
    Let's pick up the pace!
[19:52] ---
    Yeah.
[19:53] ---
    One, two... One, two...
[19:55] ---
    Fast! They're fast!
[19:58] ---
    Keep it up!
[19:59] ---
    They're dominating!
[20:01] ---
    Go for it!
[20:03] ---
    What great teamwork!
[20:08] ---
    First place finish!
[20:14] ---
    Congratulations! You were amazing.
[20:17] ---
    Mom...
[20:18] ---
    They said it was a new school record.
[20:21] ---
    You looked good out there, Natsumi.
[20:23] ---
    Yeah. Well, it's because he...
[20:25] ---
    Hey, where's Giroro?
[20:30] ---
    Everything I've tried
    has resulted in total failure.
[20:32] ---
    But if I hurry,
     I still have a chance, sir!
[20:36] ---
    I'm gonna make Natsumi
    completely indebted to me.
[20:39] ---
    The goal is 100 Gundam models!
[20:42] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[20:46] ---
    I'm sorry I got here late, ma'am.
    C'mon, let's run.
[20:50] ---
    I already did.
[20:55] ---
    My 100 Gundam models!!
[20:59] ---
    Keroro ends up only
    indebting himself.
[21:12] ---
    Giroro. What you did today was...
[21:16] ---
    It's roasted perfectly.
[21:27] ---
    Autumn is also the season
    for enjoying good food.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Where will we be the day after that?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Keroro's father.
[23:08] ---
    I'm sure it's the same way in Pekopon too!
[23:10] ---
    but fathers have a tough job.
[23:12] ---
    You'd better show a lot of respect,
    or you'll get divine punishment.
[23:14] ---
    I'm going to be stopping by next week.
[23:17] ---
    I can't wait to see my son.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    How wonderful! In the next episode,
    my father comes to Pekopon.
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro's Father's Coming
    and Father's Leaving, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Hot Spring,
    Go! Go! Go! Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories.
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!