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E101 - Keroro Platoon: The Day Pekopon Stood Still, Sir?!

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[00:02] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:43] ---
    Eliminating the Komawari satellite
    was the right move.
[01:46] ---
    Makes my job much easier.
[01:49] ---
    Very good. Then let's get down to business.
[01:53] ---
    Roger.
[01:59] ---
    Keroro Platoon: The Day
    Pekopon Stood Still, Sir?!
[02:04] ---
    The incident began on a peaceful
    spring night like any other.
[02:09] ---
    Wow, this site is amazing!
[02:12] ---
    I never knew the Mary Celeste incident
    could be interpreted this way.
SIGN    Mohenjo-tarou's Occult Paraíso
[02:15] ---
    Oh, yeah, I have to bookmark this one!
SIGN    Favorite Toolbars >
    New Product Guide >
    Raspberry >
    Support Info >
    Software Developer >
    Hardware Developer >
    Multimedia >
    Music & Movies >
    YAHO? JAPAN >
[02:25] ---
    Hey, 623 here.
[02:27] ---
    Welcome to my official fansite.
[02:29] ---
    Click on the Enter button below.
[02:33] ---
    Clicky!
[02:38] ---
    Huh? Wh-What is this?!
[02:41] ---
    You too?!
[02:43] ---
    What on Earth is going on?!
[02:44] ---
    Hello, Alpha Editing Department!
[02:46] ---
    Isn't it a virus?!
[02:46] ---
    What's with this star mark?!
[02:47] ---
    Are you affected?
[02:49] ---
    What?! The manuscript submission
    data is completely gone?!
[02:52] ---
    H-Hinata-san!
[02:54] ---
    I-In any case, try restoring
    from backup files!
[02:56] ---
    And get the untouched manuscript
    from before it was scanned.
[02:59] ---
    In the worst case,
    we'll switch to analog submission.
[03:01] ---
    Right!
[03:02] ---
    What is this mark...?!
[03:09] ---
    No response from Port Moresby branch!
[03:12] ---
    65% of the NPG network is down!
[03:14] ---
    And the rest is being eroded, too!
[03:18] ---
    Something kinda serious is happening.
[03:21] ---
    Tama-chan, you mustn't get in their way.
[03:23] ---
    Okay!
[03:31] ---
    Huh? What's with this symbol?
SIGN    Biccuri Camera
SIGN    Honey Lemon
[03:44] ---
    What's up, Dororo?
[03:45] ---
    It was inevitable...
[03:46] ---
    That which must come has arrived!
[03:51] ---
    Hey! What's all this about, stupid frog?
[03:54] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Mysterious Network Failures
[03:55] ---
    These network interferences have started
    occurring simultaneously around the globe,
[03:59] ---
    and the idea that it is a
    new type of computer virus
[04:01] ---
    is rapidly gaining traction.
[04:01] ---
    There! That star symbol!
[04:03] ---
    Gero!
[04:04] ---
    It's the same one on your belly
    and your forehead!
[04:07] ---
    Gero!
[04:09] ---
    I've been framed, ma'am!
[04:11] ---
    I have no recollection of this at all, ma'am!
[04:14] ---
    Who else would pull a
    stupid stunt like this?!
[04:17] ---
    I really don't know anything
    about this, ma'am!
[04:19] ---
    Who did it, then?!
[04:21] ---
    How should I know?!
[04:23] ---
    Gero?
[04:24] ---
    Oh! Master Fuyuki! Listen, listen!
[04:26] ---
    Lady Natsumi is suspecting me, sir!
[04:29] ---
    Master Fuyuki, you'll believe
    my innocence, won't you, sir!
[04:33] ---
    Sir?!
[04:35] ---
    All the data on my hard disk...
[04:38] ---
    It's all gone.
[04:40] ---
    Gero?!
[04:41] ---
    All the occult materials I was collecting,
[04:44] ---
    all the theses I'd written
    and was saving up. Everything...
[04:48] ---
    Master Fuyuki?
[04:50] ---
    But you didn't mean bad by it,
    right, Sergeant?
[04:54] ---
    It was just supposed to be
    a little prank, right?
[04:57] ---
    N-No...
[04:59] ---
    Even Master Fuyuki thinks I...
[05:02] ---
    I... I...
[05:06] ---
    I really don't know anything, sir!
[05:09] ---
    Sarge...
[05:11] ---
    Ugh!
[05:12] ---
    I can't stand to deal with him!
[05:18] ---
    It's not me...
SIGN    Tangerines
[05:21] ---
    It's... not me...
[05:23] ---
    What an eyesore you are!
    You're a soldier! Quit that sobbing!
[05:27] ---
    But what is all this commotion?
[05:31] ---
    I bet you have a pretty good idea
    of who's behind this.
[05:36] ---
    I never thought Master Fuyuki
    wouldn't believe me...
[05:40] ---
    This is just another result of my
    normal behavior, I suppose, sir...
[05:42] ---
    Pull yourself together, Keroro!
[05:44] ---
    This is when your leadership
    is most called upon!
[05:47] ---
    I am a useless frog now, formerly known
    as a stupid frog, sir. Gero gero gero.
[05:53] ---
    For cryin' out loud! With that attitude,
    you'll be a failure as a leader!
[05:56] ---
    Gero?!
[05:58] ---
    A... A failure?!
[06:02] ---
    Uncle!
[06:08] ---
    I don't believe him. At a time like this...
[06:13] ---
    Everyone's so mean.
[06:16] ---
    Master Fuyuki doubts me,
[06:18] ---
    my subordinates call me
    a failure as a leader...
[06:24] ---
    I curse the stars! I hate you!
[06:30] ---
    It was a topsy-turvy day in all kinds of ways,
    but it came to an end just the same.
[06:35] ---
    Sarge...
[06:40] ---
    And the next day...
SIGN    Received Texts: 0
[06:43] ---
    Yesterday was so horrible!
[06:46] ---
    All the addresses vanished off my cellphone.
[06:49] ---
    They still don't know the cause, right?
[06:52] ---
    Creeps you out a bit, doesn't it?
[06:53] ---
    I wonder what that star mark thingy was.
[06:56] ---
    Who knows? Hahaha.
[06:58] ---
    Hey, more importantly, there's a shop
    I want to drop by on the way...
[07:05] ---
    Huh? What was that?
[07:09] ---
    Hey, Yayoi, did you notice anything just now?
[07:12] ---
    Yayoi? You listening?
[07:18] ---
    Yayoi?!
[07:19] ---
    Satsuki, we need help! Yayoi's—
[07:23] ---
    Satsuki? Hey, wait...
[07:33] ---
    Everyone's... stopped...
[07:37] ---
    What the heck?!
[07:41] ---
    What on Earth is happening?
[07:44] ---
    Everything except for me has stopped!
SIGN    Kamoshika Home Delivery Service
[07:49] ---
    556-san!
[07:51] ---
    I'm so glad to see you! Do you know what's—
[07:58] ---
    Even 556-san and Lavie-san are...
SIGN    Underground
    Bicycle
    Parking
[08:05] ---
    The entire city's like statues!
[08:07] ---
    It is not just this city.
[08:09] ---
    Most likely, the entirety of Pekopon is...
[08:12] ---
    What?!
[08:13] ---
    This is not the act of my honorable leader!
[08:16] ---
    Yeah. Your friends wouldn't
    do something like this!
[08:20] ---
    Koyuki-dono.
[08:21] ---
    I shall go into hiding for a while
    to carry out my duty as an assassin.
[08:27] ---
    In the meantime, to my deep regret,
    I will not be able to protect you.
[08:32] ---
    I beg your forgiveness.
[08:33] ---
    I'll be fine!
[08:35] ---
    You do your best with your own job!
[08:38] ---
    Koyuki-dono.
[08:40] ---
    You have my utmost gratitude.
[08:41] ---
    Well, then. I shall depart!
[08:43] ---
    Dororo!
[08:44] ---
    This isn't goodbye, right?!
[08:48] ---
    Nin.
[08:55] ---
    Yoshiokadaira! What's wrong?!
[08:57] ---
    Milady! The entire corps of bodyguards is
    in a state of temporal suspension!
[09:01] ---
    Oh, no... Then why are we
    the only ones who can move?
[09:05] ---
    Most likely...
[09:07] ---
    ...the work of technology unknown to Earth.
[09:10] ---
    What? Th-Then...!
[09:16] ---
    Tama?!
[09:18] ---
    Gyao!
[09:23] ---
    Paul!
[09:24] ---
    Upon my name, I will be as a
    shield to protect you, milady!
[09:32] ---
    Tama-chan!
[09:33] ---
    I cannot have you forget about me.
[09:41] ---
    What are these?!
[09:45] ---
    Koyuki-no-jou, making her humble appearance!
[09:46] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[09:48] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[09:51] ---
    Natsumi-san, run away, quickly!
[09:57] ---
    Dororo told me.
[09:59] ---
    This isn't the work of his friends!
[10:01] ---
    You mean the stupid frog and the others?
[10:04] ---
    Anyway, leave this to me!
[10:06] ---
    But—
[10:07] ---
    There is no need to worry about a shinobi!
[10:10] ---
    Natsumi-san, hurry!
[10:12] ---
    All right! But don't get in
    over your head, okay?!
[10:18] ---
    Now for you. I won't let you take
    a single step beyond this point!
[10:21] ---
    Koyuki Ninja Art: Icicle Shuriken!
[10:29] ---
    There! Have you learned your lesson
    about a ninja's moves?!
[10:33] ---
    Who is this—
[10:39] ---
    S-So fast!
[10:40] ---
    Not worth my time...
[10:41] ---
    Icicle Shuriken!
[10:45] ---
    Begone, little girl.
[10:51] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[10:56] ---
    Where are you?
[10:58] ---
    Show yourself, Zeroro!
[11:00] ---
    Natsumi... san...
[11:15] ---
    Simplicity itself...
[11:17] ---
    This is the definition of using
    a sledgehammer to crack a nut.
[11:22] ---
    Dororo told me.
[11:23] ---
    That this isn't something his friends did!
[11:26] ---
    In that case, everything that
    happened yesterday, too—
[11:29] ---
    I have no recollection of this at all, ma'am!
[11:32] ---
    Stupid frog...
[11:34] ---
    Sis!
[11:36] ---
    Fuyuki!
[11:37] ---
    You're fine, too?!
[11:39] ---
    Yeah. Let's hurry up
    and find Sarge and the others!
[11:42] ---
    They might know who set off
    this chain of incidents!
[11:48] ---
    What is this...?
[11:51] ---
    Planet Anaesthesia...
[11:53] ---
    Does what the name says.
[11:56] ---
    It puts the entire planet
    into suspended animation,
[11:58] ---
    with the intent of conquering it all in one swoop.
    One of the more extreme invasion options.
[12:02] ---
    Invasion?!
[12:03] ---
    Who thinks they can leave us in
    the dust and get away with—
[12:06] ---
    You still don't get it?
[12:07] ---
    The only ones capable of pulling off
    something of this scale are—
[12:10] ---
    Life forms detected
    approaching the Hinata household!
[12:14] ---
    It's Natsumi-san and Fuyuki-san!
[12:15] ---
    Natsumi!
[12:16] ---
    They're both okay!
[12:18] ---
    They're probably underground! Hurry up, Sis!
[12:26] ---
    Sis!
[12:39] ---
    Sis, are you okay?
[12:40] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[12:48] ---
    Giroro...!
[12:51] ---
    Thanks, Giroro...
[12:52] ---
    Giroro...?
[12:56] ---
    I never thought...
[12:58] ---
    ...I'd see you here.
[13:00] ---
    Galulu!
[13:03] ---
    Galulu?
[13:05] ---
    Giroro!
[13:07] ---
    It seems you haven't rid yourself of the bad
    habit of calling your older brother by name.
SIGN    First Lieutenant Galulu
[13:11] ---
    Older brother?
[13:12] ---
    He's your brother, Giroro?
[13:15] ---
    I had faintly guessed that we
    had the Keron Army against us.
[13:19] ---
    But I never expected you
    to be their vanguard.
[13:22] ---
    I take it you're not alone.
[13:25] ---
    Of course not.
SIGN    Lance Corporal Zolulu
[13:33] ---
    Where are you hiding?
[13:35] ---
    Zeroro. Come out.
[13:37] ---
    This time... I will settle our score!
[13:42] ---
    Useful that Pekopon has its own
    networks, primitive as they are!
[13:46] ---
    Planets that are only halfway civilized
    are always the biggest sitting ducks.
SIGN    Recruit Tororo
[13:55] ---
    Some little coward's hidin' in there!!
[14:01] ---
    Tama-chan?
[14:03] ---
    That was close. But a bit too slow, master.
[14:06] ---
    Master?
[14:10] ---
    It's been a while, master.
SIGN    Senior Private Taruru
[14:12] ---
    T-Taruru!
[14:13] ---
    I'm so glad to see you're doing well!
[14:16] ---
    Taruru... You kinda seem different.
[14:20] ---
    Oh, please don't...
[14:22] ---
    I feel like I've put on years
    recently, it's no joke...
[14:24] ---
    You're so lucky, master,
    still having your tail.
[14:27] ---
    It's the symbol of youth.
[14:29] ---
    I don't care about that!
[14:31] ---
    What are you here for?!
[14:34] ---
    Well, to be honest,
    I enlisted in the Keron Army.
SIGN    The network is disconnected.
[14:40] ---
    Gero... Can't we tell what
    it's like outside, ma'am?
[14:44] ---
    It's no good. We can only ascertain
    the outside situation via audio!
[14:47] ---
    Better than nothing. Let's hear it.
[14:49] ---
    Okay.
[14:51] ---
    Three of our platoon's finest have
    already begun to take action.
[14:56] ---
    It is pointless to resist.
[14:56] ---
    Th-This voice!
[14:58] ---
    So the officer in command is you, Galulu!
[15:00] ---
    Gero?!
[15:01] ---
    Galulu?!
[15:03] ---
    Geromon, I have returned!
[15:05] ---
    He's called the Nightmare of Geromon!
[15:07] ---
    First Lieutenant Galulu!
[15:10] ---
    What a pleasant surprise.
[15:12] ---
    The situation couldn't get any worse, then.
[15:14] ---
    Why? Why are you appearing here now?!
[15:18] ---
    You really don't know, Giroro?
[15:22] ---
    Attenshun!
[15:25] ---
    Right-about... ears!
[15:27] ---
    Ears? Ears?!
[15:30] ---
    Turn my ears right about... L-L-Like this?
[15:35] ---
    What is that going to accomplish?
[15:39] ---
    It is because you are unable to perform
    even that level of situational assessment
[15:42] ---
    that HQ's gotten off their lazy butts
    and decided to do something about it!
[15:47] ---
    As of today, the Keroro Platoon is discharged of
    their duty as the Pekopon Advance Invasion Team,
[15:52] ---
    and we will take over in your stead.
[15:56] ---
    I was really surprised by how easy
    the Pekopon invasion was!
[16:01] ---
    They really offered no resistance.
    I kind of felt cheated!
[16:04] ---
    You said you enlisted in the Keron Army.
[16:07] ---
    What's your rank...?
[16:09] ---
    Oh, I'm still a lowly Senior Private.
[16:14] ---
    What were you again, master? Corporal?
[16:18] ---
    Was it Sergeant Major?
[16:20] ---
    Private 2nd Class.
[16:21] ---
    Oh, right, yeah!
SIGN    Know
    when to
    shut up,
    butthead
[16:23] ---
    Know when to shut up, butthead...
[16:24] ---
    But master, your real ability
SIGN    You
    think
    you're
    so hot?
[16:25] ---
    is Colonel-class, after all, right?
[16:25] ---
    You think you're so hot...?
SIGN    Who made
    you a
    Senior
    Private?
[16:28] ---
    Who made you a Senior Private?
[16:28] ---
    I'm just a low-ranked greenhorn
    who doesn't live up to his rank.
SIGN    What the
    heck did you
    come here for?
[16:30] ---
    What the hell did you come here for?
[16:31] ---
    I've got so far to go!
    I'm boring, really!
[16:32] ---
    I hate the way you talk!
SIGN    I hate
    the way
    you talk!
[16:34] ---
    Oh, I've got an idea, master!
    We haven't done that thing in a while!
[16:38] ---
    You know, where we bash our attacks together,
SIGN    "Tch... A draw!"
[16:41] ---
    and go like "Tch, a draw!"
[16:43] ---
    Fine by me. Shall we?
[16:46] ---
    Oh, man! You know how to have fun, master!
[16:49] ---
    Okay, I'm ready whenever you are!
[16:52] ---
    That brat. I'll show him
    just what I'm capable of!
SIGN    Hyper Tamama Impact
[17:00] ---
    Hyper...
[17:02] ---
    ...Tamama Impact!!
[17:05] ---
    Oh, wow, that's awesome, master.
[17:07] ---
    Then I'll respond with...
SIGN    Shining Taruru Genocide
[17:11] ---
    ...Shining Taruru Genocide...
[17:15] ---
    ...EX!!
[17:22] ---
    N-No...
[17:24] ---
    If you put EX in the name of your attack...
[17:28] ---
    ...that's just super cool...
[17:34] ---
    I will repeat.
[17:35] ---
    Resistance is pointless.
[17:37] ---
    We will see Sergeant Keroro,
    and recover the Kero Ball.
[17:42] ---
    The Kero Ball...?!
[17:43] ---
    What are you going to do with the Kero Ball?!
[17:46] ---
    There is no need for me to tell you that.
[17:50] ---
    Hold it! This is our house.
[17:54] ---
    I won't let you do whatever you want here!
[18:00] ---
    Tama-chan!
[18:01] ---
    Huh...? What's wrong, senpai?
[18:04] ---
    Do you have a cold or something, senpai?
[18:08] ---
    Senpai!
[18:09] ---
    His consciousness hazy,
    Tamama suddenly realized that,
[18:12] ---
    as Taruru was calling out to him,
[18:14] ---
    he had started calling him
    "senpai" instead of "master."
[18:18] ---
    Aw, you're laid out flat already?
[18:22] ---
    Well, that's lucky.
[18:23] ---
    I didn't have to go easy on him for too long.
[18:25] ---
    Guess that's my mission completed.
[18:28] ---
    Hey!
[18:30] ---
    I thought you and my pet Tama
    were supposed to be buddy-buddy!
[18:33] ---
    Ahh, you're senpai's underling, right?
    The beast-human?
[18:37] ---
    Let me just warn you,
    I don't go easy on Pekoponians.
[18:41] ---
    Frickin' fine by me! Bring it on!
[18:44] ---
    Dear me.
[18:49] ---
    Momoka-sama!
[18:50] ---
    Paul!
[18:53] ---
    Paul...
[18:54] ---
    Run... Momoka-sama...
[18:56] ---
    This enemy is an invader,
    truly and without a doubt...
[19:00] ---
    Please... be safe...
[19:05] ---
    Paul... Paul...!
[19:07] ---
    Paul!
[19:09] ---
    Pekoponians must disappear.
[19:16] ---
    Fuyuki...kun...!
[19:19] ---
    Fuyuki! Don't!
[19:21] ---
    I won't let you have the sergeant!
[19:23] ---
    Master Fuyuki?
[19:24] ---
    I told you.
[19:26] ---
    Resistance is pointless.
[19:30] ---
    Fuyuki! Out of the way!
[19:40] ---
    Galulu! If you want a fight, you fight me!
[19:44] ---
    If you insist, Giroro.
[19:52] ---
    Fuyuki! Where are you?!
[19:55] ---
    Sis!
[19:56] ---
    Fuyuki!
[19:57] ---
    I'll draw Galulu away.
[19:59] ---
    Take Fuyuki right now
[20:01] ---
    and get away from there.
[20:04] ---
    Giroro!
[20:05] ---
    After we're gone, it will be up to you
    to protect Pekopon.
[20:09] ---
    You must survive at all costs!
[20:11] ---
    And if you really feel you
    need to act... use that.
[20:16] ---
    Hey, wait! What are you
    talking about, Giroro?!
[20:19] ---
    Live on... Natsumi...
[20:23] ---
    Giroro. Giroro!
[20:27] ---
    Giroro! If you defy HQ's decisions,
    this will go beyond a mere dismissal!
[20:33] ---
    I still have no confirmation
    that you are a comrade!
[20:36] ---
    Hostile aliens widely employ
    this as a deception tactic!
[20:40] ---
    I see.
[20:42] ---
    Clever thinking.
[20:46] ---
    We are the ones who will invade Pekopon!
[20:49] ---
    Begone!
[20:51] ---
    Hmph!
[20:56] ---
    Did I get him?!
[21:00] ---
    He avoided every round?!
[21:03] ---
    Do you know why you can't hit me, Giroro?
[21:07] ---
    It is because you have erred
    in your choice of weapon!
[21:11] ---
    What?!
[21:13] ---
    This would be my choice...
[21:16] ---
    The Keron Army's highest
    precision sniper rifle!
[21:28] ---
    Can I simply not beat my brother?!
[21:32] ---
    I will put an end to your
    struggle... my little brother!
[21:42] ---
    Natsumi...
[21:44] ---
    Natsumi!
[21:48] ---
    Giroro?
[21:50] ---
    Giroro!
[21:51] ---
    We've lost signal from Corporal Giroro!
[21:53] ---
    Or, like...
[21:55] ---
    Or, like...!
[22:00] ---
    So this...
[22:02] ---
    This is what a true difference
    in ability is like, sir?
[22:06] ---
    All because I'm...
[22:07] ---
    ...a worthless commander...
[22:10] ---
    Facing the fearsome power
    of the Galulu Platoon,
[22:12] ---
    the Keroro Platoon find
    themselves in critical danger!
[22:15] ---
    With Earth still in grave danger,
    this story is to be continued!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:52] ---
    Mois here. Sometimes I worried
    that a day like this would come...
[23:55] ---
    I would be lying if I said otherwise.
[23:58] ---
    But for it actually to come...
[24:00] ---
    Or, like, urgent problem?
    Avoid conflict? Prepare retreat?
[24:03] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
[24:05] ---
    what we really needed to do
    was to not fight.
[24:09] ---
    To love one another.
[24:11] ---
    "Keroro Platoon: Pekopon!
    A Dying Planet Of Love, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    Wait... For real?!
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero...