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E125 - Keroro: Conveyor-Belt Sushi Without Honor and Humanity, Sir! / Keroro: The Mosquito of Terror, Sir!

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[00:19] [SONG] ---
    I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Ashita harereba ii na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Ashita waraeba ii na
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    If you just let life pass you by,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Mattari ikite'rya
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Mattaku tsumannai (night)
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    If you just get it together,
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Shikkari shite irya
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    There might just be good things
     to come. (Come on, yo!)
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
    Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
[00:50] [SONG] ---
    Clothes make the man
    Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nailing down bran Home is your capital
    800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
    Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
    You will get no tanmen from me!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
    Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Doing laundry Bath and tub
    Cleaning the floors
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
    Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Little frogs must return home at once!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    All these things I've gathered
    are sure to come in handy.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll translate them all into dreams,
    and I'll make something of them someday.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Sore o yume ni okikaete
    itsuka mono ni suru n da
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    That is our bright road.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
[01:31] ---
    We're all very familiar
    with conveyor-belt sushi.
[01:34] ---
    It seems that it is popular recently,
     even in Alien Town.
SIGN    Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
SIGN    Otoro In Stock!!
SIGN    Proud of our Freshness!!
[01:40] ---
    Gero gerori!
[01:42] ---
    Oh? You're all here for
    conveyor-belt sushi, too?
[01:45] ---
    Gero! I was thinking it's not a bad idea to
    fill your belly at a place like this sometimes.
[01:49] ---
    It was me who brought them here, sir!
[01:51] ---
    Tama!
SIGN    Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
SIGN    Sushi
[01:52] ---
    Woo! It's my first time
    at a spinny sushi shop!
[01:56] ---
    This is rare for you, Keroro.
[01:58] ---
    You're going to treat us
    to a meal, like a proper leader?
[02:00] ---
    Leave that to me, sir!
SIGN    Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
    Discount Coupon: 200 Yen Off!!
    for customers spending 1,000 yen or more
    Valid until Aug 31, '06
[02:02] ---
    I have here five "200 yen off for customers
    spending 1,000 yen or more" coupons!
[02:07] ---
    Ready for your use, sir!
SIGN    Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
SIGN    Sushi
[02:09] ---
    Here you go, one each.
[02:12] ---
    200 yen off?
[02:14] ---
    I-Is this "being treated"?
[02:18] ---
    And the rest comes out of
    your own pockets.
[02:21] ---
    Well, then, let's go eat to
    our hearts' content, sir!
[02:27] ---
    Keroro: Conveyor-Belt Sushi
    Without Honor and Humanity, Sir!
SIGN    Menu Otoro Chutoro Sea eel Cod milt Halibut Aji Akami Scallop Abalone Whelk Ark shell Salmon roe roll Cucumber roll Tuna roll
[02:33] ---
    Now, what shall I have first, sir...?
[02:36] ---
    Oh, I mustn't forget, sir!
[02:39] ---
    First, some tea, sir!
[02:42] ---
    But just one pack is a bit weak.
[02:44] ---
    And mix it around nice and good
    with the chopsticks.
[02:47] ---
    This is how you get it
    just the right strength.
[02:51] ---
    Hey! What are you doing there?!
[02:54] ---
    What's the matter?
[02:55] ---
    What do you mean, what?!
    You're jumping ahead of the leader!
[02:58] ---
    You can't just start eating, sir!
[03:01] ---
    The battlefield of conveyor-belt
    sushi has its own rules.
[03:05] ---
    The one who takes the plate is the victor.
[03:09] ---
    Gero gero...
[03:10] ---
    It looks like I've been taking
    conveyor-belt sushi too lightly!
[03:14] ---
    In that case...
[03:16] ---
    Until I grasp victory with this golden arm!
[03:19] ---
    This hand of mine is burning red!
[03:21] ---
    Its loud roar tells me to grasp the plate!
[03:24] ---
    Keroro Shining Finger!!
[03:31] ---
    Huh? This is all very nice,
    but where's the sushi?
[03:34] ---
    I see it nowhere, sir.
[03:35] ---
    Well, it's an afternoon on a weekday.
[03:38] ---
    Sushi lives and dies on its freshness.
[03:39] ---
    It's probably programmed
    not to make too much.
[03:43] ---
    What?! Does this place not
    have any sushi chefs?!
[03:47] ---
    Gero... Which means this really is...
SIGN    Serious Battle
[03:50] ---
    ...a serious battle, sir!
SIGN    30-year-old miso
[03:52] ---
    I have to make absolutely sure not
    to let any sushi pass me by.
SIGN    Eyecatching flavor
[03:57] ---
    I suppose it's not all that bad to
    start with dessert from time to time.
[04:01] ---
    I think I'll have some cake—
[04:02] ---
    Hey! Dessert is always for after meals!
[04:08] ---
    What is the big idea,
    starting right away with dessert?!
[04:11] ---
    But I will start right away, anyway!
[04:16] ---
    I am so glad I was born as a
    character who loves desserts!
[04:20] ---
    So unfaaaaair...
[04:23] ---
    Battleship roll heading right for us!
    Distance two meters!
[04:25] ---
    So, that one is...
SIGN    Menu > Sushi > Search
SIGN    Pekopon Roll Custom made for this store!
[04:28] ---
    Ohh... this brings new sensations to rolled
    sushi by heaping fruit and vegetables on top.
[04:32] ---
    Does it now, sir?
[04:34] ---
    Ignoring the regular sushi
[04:36] ---
    and going straight for
    Hamburg steaks or omurice
[04:38] ---
    or these types of creations
[04:41] ---
    is just heresy for me.
[04:43] ---
    Besides...
[04:43] ---
    ...it looks really gross.
[04:46] ---
    Tamama passes, of course. Dororo too, huh?
[04:48] ---
    So mean...
[04:51] ---
    And I, too, of course, pass.
[04:53] ---
    Now. What will you do, Giroro?
[04:56] ---
    If you're a man...
[04:57] ---
    ...you'll eat that disgusting-looking
    Pekoponian roll.
[05:05] ---
    Keh. Coward.
[05:09] ---
    Gero?
[05:11] ---
    He took it...
[05:13] ---
    That Kululu, he actually freaking took it!
[05:16] ---
    It's going to be gross. Of course it is!
[05:19] ---
    But... What if...
[05:21] ---
    What if it's super delicious? Then I...
[05:24] ---
    I will be filled with regret for
    accepting defeat without a fight!
[05:27] ---
    Keroro-sama!
[05:29] ---
    Because you're a stupid kid.
[05:33] ---
    Gero...
[05:40] ---
    It's gross.
[05:41] ---
    It's so gross!
[05:45] ---
    My eyes did not fail me, sir.
[05:50] ---
    Gero?!
[05:52] ---
    It's sooo gross!
[05:54] ---
    Why are you eating it if it's gross, sir?!
[05:58] ---
    I can't get enough of this grossness...
    I could get addicted to this!
[06:04] ---
    I... I forgot...
[06:07] ---
    Kululu's way of looking at things
    is crooked. That's right.
[06:10] ---
    Why did I bother getting jealous?
[06:13] ---
    Oh!
[06:13] ---
    Gero?
[06:15] ---
    Th-That's...
[06:17] ---
    Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
SIGN    Otoro
[06:20] ---
    This one looks fresh!
[06:25] ---
    The early bird gets the worm, sir!
[06:27] ---
    I haven't broken the rules, sir!
[06:31] ---
    See that, Giroro?
SIGN    The early bird gets the worm
[06:32] ---
    The otoro on the super
    deluxe art plate is mine!
[06:35] ---
    This battle is mine, gero gero!
[06:40] ---
    Then I'll eat up!
[06:43] ---
    Gero?
[06:45] ---
    Gero?! It was just desserts
    and Pekoponian rolls until now!
[06:49] ---
    Why has it chosen now for decent sushi
    plates to come one after another?!
[06:53] ---
    And this...
SIGN    Length: Looks sorta like 3 cm Width: Looks sorta like 3cm Volume: 3 cm x 3 cm = 9 cm^2, I feel
[06:54] ---
    The one over there is 3 cm long by
    3 cm wide, for 9 square centimeters.
[06:59] ---
    Mine is 2.5 cm long by 2 cm,
    for 5 square centimeters.
SIGN    Length: Looks sorta like 2.5 cm Width: Looks sorta like 2 cm Volume: 2.5 cm x 2 cm = 5 cm^2, kinda
[07:04] ---
    Accordingly... that one's bigger by
    four whole square centimeters!
[07:08] ---
    Gero!
[07:10] ---
    Now!
[07:12] ---
    Gero?!
[07:19] ---
    Geroooo!
[07:20] ---
    It's good.
[07:22] ---
    It's good!
[07:25] ---
    I don't want to admit it, but...
    I have lost this contest, sir!
[07:30] ---
    Plus...
[07:31] ---
    ...the super deluxe art plate
    is 315 yen, including tax!
[07:35] ---
    If it had been a normal plate,
[07:37] ---
    I could have eaten six rolls.
[07:39] ---
    And I failed to savor it!
[07:42] ---
    This is a double, no, a triple failure!
[07:44] ---
    There's only one move left to me now, sir.
[07:47] ---
    I will use my secret stratagem
    to nullify this defeat!
[07:52] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[07:57] ---
    My honorable leader... I am sorry!
[07:59] ---
    It is fine... That is how
    it must be, Dororo.
[08:03] ---
    It's delicious!
[08:05] ---
    Now... Pay no attention to me...
[08:11] ---
    This one is something else, too! Ah!
[08:13] ---
    It's fine. Come now,
    take it, without hesitation...
[08:22] ---
    Mission complete. Gero gero gero.
[08:25] ---
    The cost for the super deluxe
    art plate I barely tasted...
[08:28] ---
    ...will be paid for by Dororo!
[08:30] ---
    My earlier loss is wiped from history!
SIGN    Total: 120 yen
SIGN    Total: 435 yen
[08:33] ---
    Sargeant, that's such a tightfisted tactic!
    In fact, isn't that a crime?
SIGN    Eyecatching flavor
[08:37] ---
    Now, then. A fresh start!
[08:39] ---
    This time, I will snare some nice sushi!
[08:42] ---
    Ah! Sea eel, sir!
[08:45] ---
    That looks good.
[08:46] ---
    Ah...
[08:47] ---
    I won't repeat the same mistake twice, sir.
SIGN    Additional sea eel
[08:53] ---
    I feel like that one over there is bigger.
[08:55] ---
    I'll just put this one back for now, sir.
[08:59] ---
    Gero?!
[08:59] ---
    Do not return a plate to the lane once taken.
[09:03] ---
    That's a rule.
[09:04] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Do not return a plate to the lane once taken.
[09:06] ---
    He's right, Sergeant.
[09:10] ---
    Gero...
[09:11] ---
    My honorable leader, I must give
    you back this deluxe art plate!
[09:14] ---
    Gero gero!
SIGN    Total: 435 yen
[09:17] ---
    The deluxe art plate has returned to me, sir.
[09:20] ---
    However, I have no time to be dejected, sir.
SIGN    Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
    Discount Coupon: 200 Yen Off!!
    for customers spending 1,000 yen or more
    Valid until Aug 31, '06
[09:24] ---
    In order to use my discount coupon,
[09:26] ---
    I must eat over a thousand yen, at all costs!
[09:32] ---
    Now it's come to this, I'll take everything
    except the desserts and Pekopon rolls, sir!
[09:37] ---
    I won't hand them over to these two!
[09:41] ---
    Mmm?! That octopus...
[09:42] ---
    The surface looks all dry and rough...
[09:44] ---
    But I won't hand it over!
[09:48] ---
    Dried out just the way I like it.
[09:51] ---
    Salmon roe! One of my favorites!
[09:54] ---
    But the seaweed is withered
    and it's all spilled out...
[09:57] ---
    But I won't hand it over!
[10:00] ---
    Mm, good, it's good.
[10:02] ---
    S-Sea urchin roe! But there's
    hardly any there! And it's deluxe!
[10:05] ---
    I won't hand it overrrrr!
[10:08] ---
    Cold chawan-mushi! Dried melon! Salad roll!
[10:19] ---
    Gerp... I don't want anymore...
[10:22] ---
    No more. I'm full...
[10:25] ---
    Ultimately, the ginger might
    have been the nicest...
[10:29] ---
    But I wish I could have had...
SIGN    Three-piece assorted otoro
[10:31] ---
    ...the three-piece assorted otoro
    or the herring roe...
SIGN    Herring roe
SIGN    Assorted otoro (3 types)
[10:36] ---
    One three-piece assorted otoro
    and one herring roe, please.
[10:39] ---
    Gero?!
[10:40] ---
    Negi-toro and mantis shrimp, as well.
[10:42] ---
    Geroro?!
[10:43] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:45] ---
    You look like a frog that's
    been shot with a water pistol.
[10:47] ---
    If what you want doesn't come around,
    you simply order it with this, do you not?
[10:51] ---
    Gero!
[10:53] ---
    I didn't know!
[10:55] ---
    I should have done that in the first place!
[10:57] ---
    Burp...
SIGN    Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
[10:58] ---
    That was delicious.
[11:01] ---
    Phew! I'm so full!
[11:03] ---
    I'm really satisfied.
[11:05] ---
    Yup.
[11:07] ---
    I am full, but...
[11:09] ---
    ...not the slightest bit satisfied.
SIGN    Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
    Discount Coupon: 200 Yen Off!!
    for customers spending 1,000 yen or more
    Valid until Aug 31, '06
[11:11] ---
    I ate so much trying to use the coupon...
[11:14] ---
    ...and it was past the expiration deadline!
SIGN    Deadline
[11:19] ---
    Deadline...
[11:20] ---
    This word... triggers something
    at the back of my mind...
[11:23] ---
    I want a box seat next time,
    instead of sitting at the counter!
SIGN    Counter
SIGN    Deadline
[11:26] ---
    Counter...?
[11:28] ---
    Deadline...
[11:30] ---
    Counter...?
[11:31] ---
    Deadline...
[11:34] ---
    Th-The deadline!
[11:37] ---
    The invasion counter deadline!
[11:41] ---
    Sergeant Keroro came to eat conveyor-belt sushi,
    and remembered something terrible!
[11:44] ---
    Now... what will he do?
[11:53] ---
    As a result of going to
    eat conveyor-belt sushi,
[11:55] ---
    Sergeant Keroro remembered that
    the invasion deadline was looming.
[11:59] ---
    But what does he plan to do about it?!
[12:06] ---
    Phew! For some reason,
    you just start to feel like
[12:11] ---
    organizing all the stuff
    you don't need anymore!
[12:17] ---
    Are you sure it's okay to be
    spending time on that?
[12:19] ---
    Gero?
[12:21] ---
    Kero kero...
[12:23] ---
    Ooh!
[12:24] ---
    Could this be... a matter transporter pod?!
[12:27] ---
    Quite an old type, but...
[12:29] ---
    The matter transporter pod,
    as its name implies,
[12:32] ---
    is a device for transporting matter
    instantly from one place to another.
[12:39] ---
    It makes you curious where it's
    connected to, doesn't it, sir?
[12:42] ---
    To Keron?
[12:44] ---
    Hicksville Beach?
[12:45] ---
    Cave on Jaburo?
[12:47] ---
    Or...
[12:49] ---
    What if it's the Gundam factory in Shizuoka?!
[12:52] ---
    Anyway, I'm gonna try it out, sir!
SIGN    Transport Preparations Okay
[13:10] ---
    Keroro: The Mosquito of Terror, Sir!
SIGN    Transport Preparations Okay
SIGN    Transport Complete
[13:35] ---
    Kero...
[13:37] ---
    I wondered where it was connected to,
    but... it's the same place as before!
[13:41] ---
    I guess the exit pod was thrown out, as well.
[13:45] ---
    Meh.
[13:54] ---
    W-What is...?
[13:57] ---
    Nooooooooooo!!
SIGN    Bzzzz
SIGN    Mosquito
SIGN    Bzzzz
SIGN    Mosquito
[14:23] ---
    Argh! You'd better be ready to pay for that!
[14:29] ---
    N-Natsumi! Lend me bug bite spray
    and bug repellant!
[14:34] ---
    Hurry up and close the window!
[14:36] ---
    The mosquitos'll get in here, as well!
[14:38] ---
    S-Sorry.
[14:40] ---
    There's an abnormal number
    of mosquitoes outside.
[14:42] ---
    I can't even clean my weapons in peace.
SIGN    Bzzzz
[14:49] ---
    Did it come in here with me?
[14:52] ---
    I don't know where it is...
[14:54] ---
    Anyway, we can't leave it alone.
[14:57] ---
    Heard, but not seen.
[15:01] ---
    Fine! Then it's time to use force!
[15:04] ---
    Why not use this instead?
SIGN    Bug-catching Keroro
[15:06] ---
    Bug-catching Keroro.
[15:08] ---
    Looks suspicious...
[15:10] ---
    Where did you get that from?
[15:13] ---
    Sarge gave it to me.
    He said it was a test product.
[15:16] ---
    For those irritating summer
    striped mosquitoes,
[15:19] ---
    make sure your house has its own
    bug-catching Keroro!
[15:21] ---
    I foresee the money rolling in
    for our invasion budget, sir!
SIGN    Japanese Summer
SIGN    Keroro's Summer
[15:25] ---
    He was trying to create yet another
    completely ridiculous product?
[15:28] ---
    Well, let's just try it and see if it works.
[15:35] ---
    It looks no different from a
    regular electric mosquito coil.
[15:39] ---
    Time out! Time out a sec, bzzzzir!
[15:42] ---
    I must apologize, bzzzir!
[15:44] ---
    You can't kill the mosquitoes, bzzzir!
[15:46] ---
    What's wrong, Sarge?
[15:48] ---
    N-Never mind, we have to find a mosquito with
    a green head and capture it alive, bzzzir!
[15:53] ---
    A mosquito with a green head?!
[15:55] ---
    What're you talking about?
[15:58] ---
    Hey... There's something weird about you...
[15:59] ---
    I-It's nothing, bzzzir!
[16:02] ---
    Ah... stupid frog, you have something
    on your head, don't you?!
[16:06] ---
    I'm just my normal self, bzzzir!
[16:08] ---
    What are you plotting?
    Take that off, you...!
[16:11] ---
    No, no! I can't show you!
    You can't see, bzzzzir!
[16:14] ---
    Don't, don't, don't, bzzzir!
[16:14] ---
    Sis, calm down!
SIGN    Mosquito
[16:19] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[16:23] ---
    A... A fly with a green...
[16:26] ---
    Gero!
[16:28] ---
    I found you! Ge—!
[16:29] ---
    N-No, you don't!
[16:33] ---
    What are you doing, you stupid frog?!
[16:42] ---
    What's this about?
[16:46] ---
    Looks like my hypothesis
    was correct, as usual.
[16:51] ---
    Huh? So, then, you're
    half striped mosquito right now?
[16:55] ---
    What?! Uncle!
[16:57] ---
    In the first place, the way this pod works is
    by breaking the target up to the atomic level,
[17:01] ---
    transporting them, and then
    reassembling them at the other end,
[17:04] ---
    but because of the striped mosquito
    in the commander's pod,
[17:07] ---
    he turned half-mosquito.
[17:09] ---
    And the mosquito turned half-commander.
[17:12] ---
    No way...
[17:14] ---
    Gero gero...
[17:15] ---
    I... I want to suck blood, bzzzzir!
[17:18] ---
    Uncle, please make do with this tomato juice!
[17:21] ---
    Or, like, from concentrate?
[17:23] ---
    That woman! Trying to get the jump on me!
[17:26] ---
    So, what do we have to do to turn
    Mr. Sergeant back to normal?
[17:30] ---
    If we get him and the mosquito back
    into the matter transporter pod
[17:34] ---
    and recombine him,
    he should return to normal.
[17:37] ---
    So basically we have to capture
    that mosquito from before?
[17:41] ---
    I already made it so it can't get away, see.
[17:43] ---
    It'll be in the Hinata house
    or somewhere in this base.
[17:47] ---
    That is almost like trying to find a throwing star
    that has been dropped into the Pacific.
[17:51] ---
    Isn't there anything we can use
    to catch it easily, or something?
[17:54] ---
    Nope.
[17:58] ---
    Blood! I don't want tomato juice,
[18:00] ---
    I want to suck real blood, bzzzzir!
[18:02] ---
    We've really gotta do this fast!
[18:04] ---
    Calm down, my leader!
[18:06] ---
    Uncle!
[18:06] ---
    At this rate, the commander's gonna
    become a total mosquito, brain and all!
[18:09] ---
    I want blood right now, bzzzir!
[18:12] ---
    Striped mosquitoes tend to be drawn to the
    heat and sweaty smells of people and animals,
SIGN    Body heat
SIGN    Sweaty smell
[18:16] ---
    as well as the carbon dioxide
    expelled when they breathe.
SIGN    Carbon dioxide
[18:21] ---
    So, if we exercise, sweat,
[18:23] ---
    and breathe deeply a lot,
    we might be able to lure it in.
[18:28] ---
    Can we lure it in with sweeties?
[18:32] ---
    Sweat well doing hard farm work,
    and the mosquito will come flying.
[18:35] ---
    It will take care of two birds
    with one stone!
[18:38] ---
    I-Is this really going
    to achieve anything?
SIGN    Bzzzz
SIGN    Mosquito
[18:43] ---
    Gero gero gero gero...
[18:45] ---
    Way to go, Fuyuki!
[18:47] ---
    I'll put it to sleep with
    the paralyzer mode!
[18:51] ---
    Argh!! Stop bobbing and weaving!
[18:58] ---
    One man down.
SIGN    Mosquito
[19:01] ---
    You grow up nice and big now!
[19:04] ---
    Gero gero gero...
SIGN    Mosquito
[19:06] ---
    I have found it...
SIGN    I have found it!
[19:11] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Mosquito
[19:13] ---
    Pesky critter!
[19:22] ---
    At that moment... Lance Corporal's
    trauma switch turned on!
SIGN    Click
[19:26] ---
    Zeroro! There's a mosquito on your cheek!
SIGN    Mosquito
SIGN    Slap Slap Slap Slap
[19:31] ---
    Now it's on your forehead!
    Cheek! Other cheek!
[19:35] ---
    Sorry. It got away.
[19:37] ---
    Look how swollen my cheeks are!
[19:40] ---
    Even my father never hit me!
[19:43] ---
    Two down. Meanwhile!
[19:45] ---
    Blood! I want blood, bzzzzir!
[19:48] ---
    Uncle! If it will calm you down, I...
[19:51] ---
    I will offer myself!
[19:53] ---
    Or, like, self-sacrifice?
[19:55] ---
    Go ahead.
[19:57] ---
    Please suck...
[20:00] ---
    I get curious and come to see
    what is going on, and that woman!
[20:02] ---
    How 'bout I suck your blood?!
[20:04] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog!
    What are you doing to Mois-chan?!
[20:08] ---
    Natsumi-san, it's okay... I'm prepared to...
[20:10] ---
    I can't allow that.
[20:12] ---
    Calm down and behave!
[20:15] ---
    Tama!
[20:22] ---
    The commander's brain is pretty much
    entirely striped mosquito now.
[20:26] ---
    Then what about the mosquito?
[20:28] ---
    Slippery enough now to screw with
    Giroro-senpai and Dororo-senpai
[20:30] ---
    and make them dig their own graves.
[20:33] ---
    Like our commander himself.
[20:36] ---
    It's starting to take after the sergeant?
[20:37] ---
    Then maybe... Sis, what time is it right now?
[20:41] ---
    Huh? Why, what is it?
[20:42] ---
    The Sergeant Room!
[20:44] ---
    Kululu, move the pods to the Sergeant Room!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[20:50] ---
    Today's the day Captain Geroro airs.
[20:52] ---
    If the mosquito's starting
    to take after Sarge, then...
[20:56] ---
    There! Look! It's just like I thought!
[20:58] ---
    Okay... I won't let you get away!
[21:01] ---
    Ah, it got away.
[21:03] ---
    If I know Uncle, he's...
[21:06] ---
    Keroro, moving out!
[21:08] ---
    There he is!
SIGN    Mosquito
[21:09] ---
    Or he was, but then he flew away.
[21:11] ---
    Then here is our trump card!
[21:13] ---
    An unmade MG Zock!
[21:16] ---
    We will lure him with this!
[21:19] ---
    Gero!
[21:20] ---
    Kululu-senpai, now!
[21:22] ---
    Sure thing. Click!
SIGN    Transport Complete
[21:35] ---
    Job done.
SIGN    Mosquito
SIGN    Mosquito
[21:49] ---
    No worries.
[21:51] ---
    It's a regular striped mosquito.
[21:54] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[21:54] ---
    Sarge!
[21:55] ---
    Uncle!
[21:57] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[21:58] ---
    Sarge!
[21:59] ---
    Un—
[22:00] ---
    —cle?
[22:01] ---
    Gero... Help me...
[22:04] ---
    Help me, sir...
[22:07] ---
    Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
[22:09] ---
    But aren't you satisfied to be together with
    the Gundam models you love so much, Sergeant?
[22:13] ---
    Please... I've had enough, sir!
[22:16] ---
    Pekopon invasion deadline: 28 days remain!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Cyling recycle!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Saikuringu risaikuru
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Sudden events that happen to you.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    First is always rock; the others are taboo.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    All of life's experiences are good!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Ahh...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Aa...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    In this room with no furniture for me,
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Kagu no nai kono heya ni
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I sit on my own with no money.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Kane no nai ore hitori
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Don't droop your head.
    Just keep the machine going!
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll keep riding my bike!
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
[23:38] [SONG] ---
    With my big dreams and furniture on board,
[23:38] [SONG] ---
    Dekai yume to kagu nosete
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
[23:52] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro.
[23:54] ---
    When you've got stuff to do like
    homework or studying before a test,
SIGN    King Queen
[23:58] ---
    you can't help running to cleaning, tidying up,
     or making Gundam models, can you?
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[24:01] ---
    That's called putting your head
    in the sand. Watch out, everyone!
[24:05] ---
    But never mind that!
[24:06] ---
    Could it be that my life is just... head-in-the-sand
    disregard for our invasion of Pekopon?
[24:11] ---
    "Keroro & Natsumi: Who's The Hero, Sir?!"
[24:15] ---
    It's a two-parter! How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!