E338 - Koyuki: On Halloween, Sir! / Koyuki vs. Alisa: Deep-Sea Battle, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:31] ---
    The season when the scent of
    fragrant tea olive can be smelled.
[01:33] ---
    Autumn brings out a somehow
    lonely feeling, doesn't it?
[01:37] ---
    But that doesn't just apply to us humans.
[01:40] ---
    Okay!
[01:43] ---
    Let's go!
[01:48] ---
    What's that for?
[01:49] ---
    Oh, right! Today's Halloween, isn't it?
[01:52] ---
    Halloween?
[01:53] ---
    Yep.
[01:54] ---
    It's a festival where kids dress up as monsters
    and go around the neighborhood.
[01:59] ---
    Trick or treat!
[02:02] ---
    And just like that, they say they'll play a
    trick on you if you don't give them treats.
[02:06] ---
    It's a festival where they
    get sweets like that.
[02:11] ---
    Woooo!
[02:16] ---
    Invasion or Gunpla!
[02:18] ---
    Stupid frog.
[02:19] ---
    Invasion...
[02:22] ---
    Gero!!
[02:23] ---
    What are you doing outside like that?!
[02:26] ---
    Gero!!
[02:28] ---
    Halloween, huh?
[02:30] ---
    Sounds like fun!
[02:34] ---
    Koyuki: On Halloween, Sir!
[02:40] ---
    Invasion or Gunpla.
[02:43] ---
    Either I get a free Gundam,
    or I get to invade.
[02:47] ---
    It was a marvelous win-win
    invasion operation.
[02:51] ---
    What part of this is "marvelous"?
[02:54] ---
    Come on, today's Halloween, you know?!
[02:56] ---
    The kids are all dressed up all over town!
[02:59] ---
    This is an insane opportunity!
[03:02] ---
    Either we have our anti-barriers on,
[03:03] ---
    or we're wearing our Pekoponian suits.
    Those are the only two ways we can go outside.
SIGN    The Keroro Who Leapt Through Town
[03:07] ---
    But now we can go outside naturally
    without being suspected!
SIGN    There are Gundam models that we can't wait for.
[03:10] ---
    Poor Uncle...
[03:13] ---
    He even put a zipper on his back...
[03:16] ---
    I can't play along with this nonsense.
[03:18] ---
    I have our military training to prepare for.
[03:20] ---
    I'll work you hard later.
[03:22] ---
    Grrrr!
[03:24] ---
    Lady Mois!
[03:25] ---
    We move to phase 2 of the plan, ma'am!
[03:27] ---
    Roger!
[03:28] ---
    Or, like, frenzied despair?
[03:34] ---
    And then...
[03:35] ---
    ...they go around the neighborhood saying they'll
    play tricks on you unless they get treats!
[03:40] ---
    I wonder if anyone will come to our house.
[03:43] ---
    Well, who can say...
[03:45] ---
    Yeah...
[03:48] ---
    We are deep in the forest.
    And we don't have any neighbors.
[03:52] ---
    Uh... Well... uh, I'm sure it will be fine!
[03:56] ---
    If we wait with plenty of sweets prepared!
[03:59] ---
    You think?!
[03:59] ---
    Yes.
[04:00] ---
    Well, then, I must ensure we are ready
    for the arrival of the children.
[04:03] ---
    I shall go and acquire
    delicious treats for them!
[04:11] ---
    Ugh, that stupid frog. Nothing good
    ever comes out of that mind of his.
[04:20] ---
    This scent... fragrant olive?
[04:24] ---
    I wonder if some kids have
    come to our place, as well...
[04:26] ---
    No... I'll get this one.
[04:32] ---
    I knew it'd be you, Alisa-chan.
[04:35] ---
    Trick or tori kamameshi.
[04:40] ---
    T-Tori kamameshi?
[04:43] ---
    Daddy. I said it just like you told me,
[04:47] ---
    but Fuyuki's not laughing.
[04:49] ---
    Was it a little bit difficult
    for you, Fuyuki-san?
[04:52] ---
    I made a little pun on "trick or treat,"
[04:54] ---
    "tori-kamameshi" being a dish of
    chicken, rice, and vegetables.
[04:57] ---
    I... I see...
[04:59] ---
    Oh! Alisa-chan! It's great to see you again!
[05:01] ---
    Did you come to get sweets?
[05:03] ---
    No. I came to hunt one of
    those who lurk in the dark.
[05:11] ---
    Those who lurk in the dark?
[05:13] ---
    Umm, your slippers...
[05:20] ---
    There! Alisa!
[05:27] ---
    A poltergeist?!
[05:33] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[05:52] ---
    I lost it...
[05:57] ---
    Dororo sure is taking a while.
[05:59] ---
    And no kids are coming, either.
[06:03] ---
    Here we go!
[06:08] ---
    Treats... Please...
[06:11] ---
    Welcome! We've been waiting for you!
[06:13] ---
    Treats. Please.
[06:16] ---
    Wait just a little moment.
[06:17] ---
    Dororo's just coming back with them now.
[06:21] ---
    If you don't give me treats...
[06:27] ---
    ...I'll play tricks on you!
[06:41] ---
    If you don't give me treats,
     I'll play tricks on you!
[06:44] ---
    That's pretty good!
[06:46] ---
    But can you beat me?
[06:53] ---
    If you don't give me treats,
     I'll play tricks on you!
[07:02] ---
    I'm not gonna lose!
[07:12] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[07:13] ---
    Ah! Natsumi-san!
[07:15] ---
    A kid came to our house
    asking for treats!
[07:20] ---
    Azumaya-san, that's not a Halloween kid!
[07:23] ---
    It's a real monster!
[07:25] ---
    I know!
[07:26] ---
    But he came here wanting treats,
[07:28] ---
    so I have to play with them, human or monster!
[07:32] ---
    Koyuki-chan...
SIGN    Seemingly Sweet But Not Actually Sweet Slightly Sweet Chocolates
[07:39] ---
    Well, the luxury sweets you see here are
    only a small fraction of what I have, of course.
[07:43] ---
    You can take however many you want.
[07:47] ---
    I am most grateful, Tamama-dono!
[07:53] ---
    Gunpla and invasion!
[07:56] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[07:58] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[07:59] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
    Sorry I kept you waiting, sir!
[08:02] ---
    No, no one was waiting.
[08:04] ---
    There will be no more mercy, sir!
[08:06] ---
    Gunpla or invasion...
[08:08] ---
    I'm done with that soft stuff!
[08:10] ---
    Gunpla, and invasion!
[08:12] ---
    This is a fearsome invasion robot which
    tries to invade even after getting a Gundam model
[08:18] ---
    Gunpla and invasion!
[08:21] ---
    And that's not all!
[08:22] ---
    If I flip this switch...
[08:25] ---
    Gunpla and invasion!
[08:28] ---
    Or...
SIGN    Instant Dumplings (10 per box!)
[08:29] ---
    ...instant dumplings!
[08:31] ---
    Yes! To sum up,
[08:32] ---
    Gundam models!
[08:33] ---
    And invasion!
[08:34] ---
    Or instant dumplings!
[08:36] ---
    So, as you can see...
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
SIGN    Instant Dumplings (10 per box!)
[08:43] ---
    If we can't have either of them,
[08:45] ---
    we'll get them to buy
    instant dumplings instead,
[08:46] ---
    and at least recover
     our development costs.
[08:51] ---
    Or, like, bargain basement?
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[08:53] ---
    INSTANT DUMPLINGS!
[08:59] ---
    INSTANT DUMPLINGS!
[09:03] ---
    H-Huh?
[09:05] ---
    What? Why are you moving on your own?!
[09:07] ---
    Forget the instant dumplings already!
[09:09] ---
    It was just a backup plan!
[09:12] ---
    INSTANT DUMPLINGS!
[09:13] ---
    Gerooo!
[09:24] ---
    They look like they're kind of
    enjoying themselves.
[09:26] ---
    It's like they're really playing.
[09:33] ---
    Look out!
[09:37] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[09:49] ---
    Are you okay, Azumaya-san?
[09:52] ---
    I got beaten.
[09:54] ---
    Treats.
[09:57] ---
    I know!
[09:58] ---
    Let's go and bring him the sweets you made.
[10:01] ---
    Oh. Yeah. Good idea.
[10:04] ---
    Okay, then, I'll go see how Dororo is doing!
[10:09] ---
    Wait inside.
[10:10] ---
    We'll come right back with
    a whole lot of treats!
[10:13] ---
    Let's all eat them together!
[10:36] ---
    Found you.
[10:42] ---
    Time to eat!
[10:44] ---
    INSTANT DUMPLINGS!
[10:48] ---
    Don't interfere.
[10:49] ---
    It won't stop, sir!
[10:53] ---
    Gero!
[11:02] ---
    That is but an empty shell now.
[11:04] ---
    The contents escaped.
[11:14] ---
    Huh?
[11:16] ---
    Sorry we took so long!
[11:17] ---
    We brought treats!
[11:23] ---
    Maybe he... went home already?
[11:30] ---
    On Halloween night,
[11:32] ---
    if you happen to find a real monster...
[11:34] ---
    ...it might be a nice idea to
    play with them without being afraid.
[11:41] ---
    The day after Halloween, November 1st.
[11:56] ---
    Hey! Giroro!
[11:58] ---
    What do you think you're playing at, sir?!
[12:00] ---
    Playing?
[12:02] ---
    This is not playing!
[12:03] ---
    It is practice!
[12:06] ---
    Incidentally, November 1st is Lighthouse Day.
SIGN    Lighthouse Day
[12:10] ---
    And also Education Day.
SIGN    Education Day
[12:12] ---
    Accordingly,
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Underground Secret Base Simulation Room
[12:13] ---
    we will be carrying out a special
    maritime military training exercise!
[12:20] ---
    Koyuki vs. Alisa: Deep-Sea Battle, Sir!
[12:25] ---
    Giroro! Who gave you permission for this?!
[12:28] ---
    I am the leader here, sir!
[12:30] ---
    Have you forgotten that I hold authority
    over all our training exercises?
SIGN    Go nuts.
    - HQ
[12:35] ---
    And I've already filed this with HQ!
[12:38] ---
    What aggressiveness.
[12:40] ---
    What's driven him to this?
[12:41] ---
    He's probably got a lot of stuff
    bottled up inside.
[12:46] ---
    Quit babbling! Let's get this started!
[12:48] ---
    All right, then.
     I'm going to begin the training!
[12:51] ---
    Or, like, questions later?
SIGN    Big Wave Conquering Exercise!!
[12:55] ---
    Big wave conquering exercise!
SIGN    Terrifying!
[12:57] ---
    Terrifying!
SIGN    Torpedo Avoidance Maneuver Training
[13:00] ---
    Torpedo avoidance maneuver training!
SIGN    This is
    gonna
    haunt me!
[13:01] ---
    This is gonna haunt me!
SIGN    Close Combat Training
[13:04] ---
    Close combat training!
SIGN    Stoooppp
[13:06] ---
    Stooooopppp!
[13:08] ---
    Excuse me!
[13:09] ---
    I have a question!
[13:12] ---
    Is this really...
[13:14] ---
    ...a simulation?!
[13:16] ---
    It really doesn't feel like one!
[13:19] ---
    That would be because I had some authentic
    articles from Pekoponian oceans transported here.
[13:22] ---
    So it was real?!
[13:24] ---
    This is my style of military training!
[13:29] ---
    Or, like, real-world thinking?
[13:32] ---
    Oh! I see it has already gotten underway!
[13:34] ---
    So you're here, Dororo.
[13:36] ---
    Unfortunately, this exercise
    will be an easy one for you.
[13:38] ---
    Hello!
[13:41] ---
    H-Hey!
[13:42] ---
    This is a military exercise!
[13:44] ---
    Entry is forbidden to Pekoponians!
[13:46] ---
    Aw, bend the rules a little...
[13:48] ---
    It's training, right?
[13:49] ---
    Let's do it together!
[13:50] ---
    No!
[13:51] ---
    Please?
[13:53] ---
    Fuyuki?!
[13:54] ---
    Come on, Corporal!
[13:55] ---
    No, no!
[13:57] ---
    Today I'm putting my foot down!
[13:59] ---
    And it's not gonna be moving!
[14:00] ---
    There's no way my foot is gonna—
[14:02] ---
    Giroro!
[14:03] ---
    Yes?! N—
[14:07] ---
    Please? For me?
[14:09] ---
    N-Natsumi... you, too?
[14:12] ---
    Resume exercise!
[14:14] ---
    Jet skiing!
SIGN    (Previously: Torpedo Avoidance
    Maneuver Training)
[14:17] ---
    Surfing!
SIGN    (Previously: Big Wave Conquering Exercise)
[14:19] ---
    Interaction with other creatures!
SIGN    (Previously: Close Combat Training)
[14:23] ---
    My... exercise...
[14:25] ---
    Soft, very soft.
[14:29] ---
    It really does not look like they
    are doing the same things as us.
[14:33] ---
    Darn it.
[14:34] ---
    Corporal Giroro... exploiting the
    opportunity to do whatever he wants.
[14:39] ---
    That's it. We're rebelling.
[14:41] ---
    We have the numbers advantage!
[14:43] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[14:46] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[14:47] ---
    Hm?
[14:48] ---
    Huh?
[14:53] ---
    Gero!
[15:10] ---
    20 seconds' walk from home,
    and I can be at the ocean.
[15:14] ---
    Aliens have my gratitude today, at least!
[15:17] ---
    Thanks, Giroro!
[15:18] ---
    Don't thank me. I did nothing.
[15:21] ---
    Where in blazes did they disappear to?!
[15:29] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[15:31] ---
    M-My legs! I'm being pulled!
[15:34] ---
    Who...?!
[15:47] ---
    S-Sarge...
[15:49] ---
    Or, like, suspect conduct?
[15:51] ---
    Hey! Is this some kind of joke?
[15:53] ---
    Treats...
[15:55] ---
    Treats... please...
[15:58] ---
    If you don't, I'll play tricks on you...
[16:02] ---
    Treaeaea...
[16:03] ---
    If you don't give...
[16:04] ---
    ...play tricks...
[16:07] ---
    Are you guys still not out of
    the Halloween festival mood?!
[16:10] ---
    This appears to be... something serious...
[16:12] ---
    Appraisal Sight...
[16:14] ---
    ...is not even necessary...
SIGN    Hihihihihihihihihihihi
[16:16] ---
    He's clearly... strange!
SIGN    Strange
[16:19] ---
    You lost your minds during
    the exercise? What failures!
[16:22] ---
    I'll knock some sense into you!
[16:24] ---
    Giroro-dono! Hold back!
[16:26] ---
    Wake up!
[16:29] ---
    Hold back...
[16:31] ---
    I did!
[16:37] ---
    Natsumi!
[16:45] ---
    This is most abnormal!
[16:46] ---
    Treats... Treats... Treats...
[16:51] ---
    These aren't Dororo's friends!
[16:53] ---
    Is there something under here?
[16:59] ---
    I will not permit you outside!
[17:02] ---
    I can't turn weapons against them...
[17:05] ---
    Why is he so strong?
[17:07] ---
    This is clearly beyond
    what we're capable of!
[17:10] ---
    Tamama-san, please, stop!
[17:13] ---
    Ahhh, no!
[17:15] ---
    Not while Uncle's watching!
[17:17] ---
    Or, like, late-night only?
[17:20] ---
    Treats...
[17:27] ---
    This feels like...
[17:28] ---
    Don't tell me...
[17:36] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[17:42] ---
    Not this.
[17:47] ---
    We do not intend to interfere with you.
[17:50] ---
    The target exists elsewhere.
[17:55] ---
    Daddy.
[17:56] ---
    Mm. An underwater battle, huh?
[17:58] ---
    Leave it to me!
[18:14] ---
    One who lurks in the dark is below us.
     It's very close!
[18:16] ---
    Stay alert, Alisa!
[18:19] ---
    I know, Daddy.
[18:25] ---
    So here it is.
[18:27] ---
    This prey is far greater
    than I was expecting.
[18:29] ---
    If you don't give me treats,
    I'll play tricks on you.
[18:34] ---
    Looks blubbery and gross.
[18:36] ---
    I'm the one who's going to be eating it.
[18:38] ---
    You mocked me...
[18:40] ---
    You... mocked me!
[18:45] ---
    Wait!
[18:49] ---
    You're...
[18:54] ---
    So it was you!
[18:57] ---
    Don't interfere!
[18:59] ---
    Move!
[19:03] ---
    Stop! No, he isn't like that, he's...
[19:05] ---
    One who lurks in the dark. Our food!
[19:12] ---
    It was living in the dark depths of the ocean,
    without predators or purpose!
[19:18] ---
    And both its body and mind
    have bloated beyond reason.
[19:22] ---
    It is on the verge of lurking in the dark!
[19:24] ---
    There is no need for you to care for it!
[19:26] ---
    He isn't a bad person!
[19:28] ---
    He hasn't done anything wrong!
[19:30] ---
    He was just...
[19:32] ---
    ...just... all alone... for a long time.
[19:49] ---
    Please, stop!
[20:07] ---
    Daddy, that's enough.
[20:09] ---
    Let's stop.
[20:13] ---
    Alisa...
[20:15] ---
    Thank you!
[20:19] ---
    You were feeling very lonely
    all alone, weren't you?
[20:22] ---
    But it's okay now.
[20:24] ---
    Here. The treats you wanted.
[20:29] ---
    Treats...
[20:35] ---
    To think there are still some humans who can
    converse with those who lurk in the dark...
[20:39] ---
    The people here truly are fascinating.
[20:50] ---
    This is called a sea pig.
[20:53] ---
    They're funny little creatures that live
    deep underwater all around the world.
[20:57] ---
    Some people think they're cute,
    and others think they're freaky, apparently.
[21:01] ---
    He was in the transported simulation room.
[21:03] ---
    Must have overheard the commander talking
    about Halloween and wanted to go outside.
[21:11] ---
    So he possessed the pumpkin mask
    and went into town.
[21:16] ---
    Yeah. And then he met Azumaya-san.
[21:19] ---
    I will return it
    to where it originally came from.
[21:23] ---
    Isn't that great? You can go home!
[21:30] ---
    Sorry for all the fuss.
[21:32] ---
    See you, Fuyuki.
[21:37] ---
    And so their extraordinary and slightly
    scary Halloween came to an end.
[21:43] ---
    Get her to take you to a place
    with lots of friends.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:24] ---
    I bought an awesome game!
[23:26] ---
    It supports 3D and has a real-time mode,
[23:28] ---
    and lets you enjoy invasion operations
    just like the real thing!
[23:31] ---
    Well? What about here?
[23:33] ---
    Well? Well?!
[23:34] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:35] ---
    STRIKE!
[23:37] ---
    "Keroro: The Red Light of Terror, Sir!"
[23:40] ---
    "Keroro: Invasion Plus-Minus, Sir!"
SIGN    Invasion Plus-Minus
[23:43] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:45] ---
    Ge-Gero!