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E114 - Giroro: Vengeance is Mine, Sir! / Keroro: Dasonu☆Maso Yet Again, Sir?

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[00:19] [SONG] ---
    I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Ashita harereba ii na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Ashita waraeba ii na
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    If you just let life pass you by,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Mattari ikite'rya
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Mattaku tsumannai (night)
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    If you just get it together,
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Shikkari shite irya
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    There might just be good things
     to come. (Come on, yo!)
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
    Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
[00:50] [SONG] ---
    Clothes make the man
    Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nailing down bran Home is your capital
    800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
    Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
    You will get no tanmen from me!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
    Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Doing laundry Bath and tub
    Cleaning the floors
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
    Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Little frogs must return home at once!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    All these things I've gathered
    are sure to come in handy.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll translate them all into dreams,
    and I'll make something of them someday.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Sore o yume ni okikaete
    itsuka mono ni suru n da
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    That is our bright road
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
[01:31] ---
    This is sudden, but do you know the phrase
    "Even chance meetings are preordained"?
SIGN    Even chance meetings are preordained.
[01:35] ---
    You can check a dictionary
    for the proper meaning,
[01:38] ---
    but this is that kind of story.
[01:49] ---
    Target check.
[02:01] ---
    Shoulder cannon damaged.
[02:03] ---
    An enemy alien?!
[02:07] ---
    What's wrong?
[02:08] ---
    It's dangerous! Get back!
[02:15] ---
    Cloak!
[02:16] ---
    Time!
[02:20] ---
    The final blow!
[02:21] ---
    Giroro, no!
[02:27] ---
    Why are you stopping me?
[02:28] ---
    Look carefully.
[02:31] ---
    The system is down!
[02:33] ---
    You...!
[02:34] ---
    Children?
[02:36] ---
    We are here to avenge our father,
    Lao Cunningham!
[02:39] ---
    Prepare yourself!
[02:45] ---
    Giroro: Vengeance is Mine, Sir!
[02:51] ---
    Mistaking me for someone else is
    one thing, but give me a break!
SIGN    Have you seen him?
[02:53] ---
    This is no mistake. We just
    approached you to confirm it.
SIGN    Ookie (18) from the planet Gozarre Ah! That face! If you see him, call this number!
[02:56] ---
    You're the one who suddenly
    fired on us, old man!
[02:59] ---
    You apologize!
[03:00] ---
    What?!
[03:01] ---
    You approached a guy while
    being optically camouflaged!
[03:03] ---
    Anyone would think you were
    an enemy!
[03:06] ---
    Olor.
[03:07] ---
    It's true that we had the wrong person.
[03:09] ---
    Apologizing is the proper thing to do.
[03:13] ---
    Sorry...
[03:15] ---
    I'm Muru Cunningham from Tarabasawa.
[03:19] ---
    This is my little brother.
[03:21] ---
    Olor Cunningham.
[03:22] ---
    Sheesh, that rotten Keronian...
[03:25] ---
    He fed us bogus information!
[03:27] ---
    A Keronian?
[03:29] ---
    As soon as we arrived on Pekopon,
[03:31] ---
    we went to Alien Town to search
    for information on the enemy.
[03:34] ---
    And then,
[03:36] ---
    a green Keronian told us about you!
[03:39] ---
    Red with scars, right? I know him!
[03:43] ---
    The identity is obvious.
[03:44] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[03:47] ---
    I used my unexpected windfall
    to get a PG Gouf!
[03:50] ---
    Good for you...
[03:52] ---
    I know!
[03:54] ---
    All I had to do was tell them where Giroro
    was, and they gave me a generous reward!
[03:57] ---
    I'm so lucky...
[03:59] ---
    Look, I just thought they
    were looking for you
[04:02] ---
    because they were old
    acquaintances or something.
[04:05] ---
    I did a good deed!
[04:07] ---
    Let's forget these guys and search for Ookie!
[04:10] ---
    I apologize for all of the trouble, everyone.
[04:13] ---
    Wait a second!
[04:16] ---
    The reward I returned to you...
[04:17] ---
    If I find your enemy, can I get it back?
[04:21] ---
    Now what are you saying?!
[04:23] ---
    Come on, Sarge!
[04:24] ---
    Of course! If you truly do
    find our father's enemy,
[04:28] ---
    Ookie of Gozarre,
[04:31] ---
    we'll pay you double that!
[04:32] ---
    Double?!
[04:34] ---
    Double! Then I can buy twice
    as many Gundam models?!
[04:37] ---
    All right! I'm heading out now
    to find this Ookie!
[04:40] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[04:42] ---
    You don't have time to get
    involved with civilian problems!
[04:45] ---
    We've got a mission!
[04:46] ---
    Silence!
[04:49] ---
    "Even chance meetings are preordained."
[04:51] ---
    Lending my aid to honorable
    resolve such as theirs
[04:55] ---
    is the righteous path of a living being.
[04:58] ---
    Both of them are still children!
[05:00] ---
    Vengeance talk is...
[05:01] ---
    Silence, silence!
[05:03] ---
    Can you not see this family crest?
[05:05] ---
    Who do you think he is?!
[05:09] ---
    He's from the 58th planet of the Toad Nebula,
[05:12] ---
    the commander of a alien invasion
    special advance team,
[05:16] ---
    Sergeant Keroro!
[05:18] ---
    Hey, old samurai!
[05:18] ---
    Stay back!
[05:24] ---
    And now, I've got a job to do.
[05:27] ---
    We've got money!
[05:28] ---
    Just make sure you find him!
[05:30] ---
    Good luck, old samurai!
[05:32] ---
    Leave it to me!
[05:35] ---
    Good grief!
[05:37] ---
    Are you sure this is okay, Corporal?
[05:39] ---
    Let him do what he wants!
[05:40] ---
    I don't care!
SIGN    Ookie (18) from
    the planet Gozarre
    Ah! That face!
    If you see him,
    call this number!
[05:42] ---
    Do you know Ookie?
[05:44] ---
    He's got a big scar from his
    forehead to his left cheek.
[05:47] ---
    Does anyone know a heinous
    Gozarrian villain named Ookie?
SIGN    Day 2
[05:52] ---
    There's a reward if you
    share information about him!
SIGN    Day 3
[05:56] ---
    Please help us!
[05:58] ---
    Or, like, super helpless?
SIGN    Day 4
[06:01] ---
    He's a Gozarrian named Ookie!
[06:03] ---
    Huh?
[06:04] ---
    Uncle?
[06:05] ---
    I can't take this anymore.
[06:08] ---
    We're just not finding the guy...
SIGN    Grumble
[06:11] ---
    ...and I'm starving.
[06:14] ---
    How much longer are they gonna waste
    their lives looking for some guy?!
[06:18] ---
    They even made this suit...
[06:21] ---
    Like kids out seeking vengeance...
[06:29] ---
    Will it be okay?
[06:31] ---
    You said we'd pay double,
[06:34] ---
    but we don't have much money left.
[06:36] ---
    We can sell that powered suit.
[06:39] ---
    More importantly, that Keronian, Keroro,
[06:41] ---
    doesn't really seem reliable.
[06:44] ---
    Let's have faith in him.
[06:46] ---
    At least he knows more
    about Pekopon than we do.
[06:50] ---
    But if he doesn't find him,
[06:53] ---
    let's give up and go home.
[06:54] ---
    Forget it! We came all this way to Pekopon!
[06:59] ---
    Ha! Chesto!
[07:01] ---
    Until I get vengeance for Dad,
[07:04] ---
    there's no way I'm going home!
[07:06] ---
    I made that vow to myself!
[07:12] ---
    Who's there?!
[07:16] ---
    Oh, it's just the old man.
[07:18] ---
    If I were your enemy, you'd be dead by now.
[07:21] ---
    What's that?!
[07:22] ---
    You attacked me without
    having any defense in place.
[07:25] ---
    That's no good.
[07:27] ---
    Mind your own business!
[07:28] ---
    If we're done here, take a hike!
[07:30] ---
    You dropped this.
[07:34] ---
    Careless of me!
[07:35] ---
    Thank you, Giroro-san.
[07:39] ---
    Olor, the strong win battles.
[07:43] ---
    That's obvious!
[07:45] ---
    The strong person
[07:46] ---
    is one who knows their own limitations.
[07:50] ---
    Their own limitations?
SIGN    Space Soba
[07:52] ---
    Give me a receipt.
    Make it out to the Keroro platoon.
[07:56] ---
    This is a little fancy, but the Ookie
    search sponsors can pay for it.
[07:59] ---
    Without a perk like this,
    I wouldn't even bother.
[08:02] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Ookie!
[08:08] ---
    Ookie!
[08:09] ---
    I'm impressed you recognized me.
    I am Ookie-sama the Gozarrian!
[08:13] ---
    Seriously? You're the real thing?
[08:15] ---
    I heard somebody's offering a reward
[08:17] ---
    for giving my location.
[08:19] ---
    But I'm better off goin' over there
[08:21] ---
    and collecting the reward myself!
[08:23] ---
    You will take me there, won't you?
[08:25] ---
    Y-Yes! No problem!
[08:29] ---
    You did it, Mr. Sergeant!
[08:31] ---
    Finding him was fine,
    but the rest is gero-awful, sir.
[08:33] ---
    Since he's going voluntarily,
    does that mean we get no reward?
[08:38] ---
    Probably...
[08:40] ---
    Or, like, cart before horse?
[08:41] ---
    To get that reward, we have to
    capture him, one way or another.
[08:46] ---
    And so...
[08:48] ---
    Suffer yourself to be bound!
[08:50] ---
    Yeah!
[08:51] ---
    Interesting!
[08:54] ---
    What can you do and what can't you do?
[08:57] ---
    Knowing that is the strongest weapon.
[09:01] ---
    How are you going to avoid
    this attacking ball?
[09:03] ---
    That's your limit.
[09:05] ---
    Here I go!
[09:06] ---
    Come on!
[09:07] ---
    Olor...
[09:19] ---
    That's it! That'll do!
[09:23] ---
    Old man!
[09:26] ---
    We need help!
[09:28] ---
    It's Uncle!
[09:30] ---
    Uncle...
[09:32] ---
    Uncle! Uncle!
[09:35] ---
    Wake up!
[09:38] ---
    He's totally strong...
[09:40] ---
    I'll take the reward, if you please!
[09:47] ---
    That scar!
[09:48] ---
    That red face!
[09:52] ---
    Tama!
[09:52] ---
    Gero!
[09:53] ---
    He's Ookie?!
[09:55] ---
    Well! If it ain't the kids of Lao Cunningham!
[09:59] ---
    So the one lookin' for me to get revenge
[10:01] ---
    was you two?!
[10:05] ---
    Trying to get revenge against
    a guy like that is suicide!
[10:09] ---
    What's wrong?! You scared?!
[10:11] ---
    Come on, what's the problem?!
[10:14] ---
    Oh, no you don't!
[10:20] ---
    Old man!
[10:21] ---
    Come and get me, brat!
[10:22] ---
    Darn it!
[10:24] ---
    Olor!
[10:27] ---
    V for victory!
[10:30] ---
    Old man...
[10:32] ---
    All right!
[10:33] ---
    Fight me, Ookie!
[10:35] ---
    Space rock-paper-scissors...
[10:38] ---
    Tie. Again...
[10:41] ---
    Tie. Again...
[10:43] ---
    What's that?
[10:45] ---
    Oh, space rock-paper-scissors
    is popular these days.
[10:47] ---
    S-Space rock-paper-scissors?
[10:50] ---
    I have never heard of it.
[10:52] ---
    With space rock-paper-scissors...
[10:54] ---
    ...there are 128 other choices
    besides rock, paper, and scissors.
[10:57] ---
    It's the ultimate in complex
    rock-paper-scissors games.
SIGN    Space Rock-Paper-Scissors
     Champion
[11:00] ---
    Our father was the first champion of the
    Space Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament,
[11:05] ---
    but losing to Ookie knocked
    all the stuffing out of him.
[11:08] ---
    I see. It went well, eh?
[11:12] ---
    But of course! Since I'm the one who made it!
[11:17] ---
    Vengeance by rock-paper-scissors?
[11:19] ---
    Yes! It's a tough battle
    that'll take a week to settle.
[11:23] ---
    A week?!
[11:27] ---
    "Even chance meetings are preordained."
[11:29] ---
    For Olor's sake, please watch
    this battle to the very end!
[11:34] ---
    Huh? Huh?
[11:37] ---
    Connections between people
    should be held dear,
[11:40] ---
    but in this case, it's kind of a pain.
[11:42] ---
    Um... Uh...
[11:53] ---
    What kind of hopes and dreams
    do you have, viewers at home?
[11:57] ---
    This is that kind of story. Or that's the plan.
SIGN    Wu Magazine
[12:01] ---
    Fuyuki!
[12:02] ---
    Have you seen the supermarket
    flyer from today's paper?
[12:05] ---
    Um...
[12:06] ---
    Is this it?
SIGN    Special Sale 30% Off
[12:08] ---
    Yeah, that's it!
SIGN    50 Yen Off
[12:10] ---
    A coupon for 50 yen off of eggs!
[12:14] ---
    What is this?!
[12:19] ---
    Sis, that's...
[12:21] ---
    Then...
SIGN    Concert
    Dasonu☆Marie
[12:29] ---
    Keroro: Dasonu☆Maso Yet Again, Sir?
[12:34] ---
    And so, the invasion of Pekopon begins...
[12:37] ---
    Hey, stupid frog!
[12:39] ---
    Gero?
[12:40] ---
    What's this, ma'am?
[12:41] ---
    You dare interrupt a sacred
    Pekopon invasion meeting...
[12:44] ---
    You called him here again, didn't you?!
[12:46] ---
    Called him?
[12:49] ---
    That pain in the butt Dasonu Maso!
SIGN    Dasonu☆Maso
[12:52] ---
    Dasonu Maso-san?
[12:54] ---
    I didn't call him.
[12:56] ---
    But the hairball in the yard...
[12:58] ---
    You mean me?
[13:04] ---
    Um...
[13:07] ---
    Who are you?
SIGN    Dasonu Marie
[13:11] ---
    I am Dasonu Marie!
[13:13] [SONG] ---
    Dance☆Man, dance!
[13:15] ---
    Dasonu Marie?
[13:15] [SONG] ---
    Dance☆Man, bounce!
[13:17] ---
    Her poses seem like a ripoff.
[13:19] ---
    To tell you the truth,
    I'm Dasonu☆Maso's little sister.
[13:20] [SONG] ---
    Dance☆Man, chance!
[13:23] ---
    I apologize for all the trouble my
    big brother's caused you! I'm sorry!
[13:24] [SONG] ---
    Dance☆Man, nice!
[13:26] ---
    I'm sorry!
[13:27] ---
    So she's just a ripoff of Dasonu☆Maso?
SIGN    Dance☆Man
[13:32] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso is a ripoff of Dance☆Man.
SIGN    Dasonu☆Maso
SIGN    Dasonu☆Marie
[13:35] ---
    So she's a ripoff of a ripoff.
[13:38] ---
    Um... Are you listening to me?
[13:40] ---
    So what are you here for,
    Dasonu Matsu-san?
SIGN    Dasonu☆Matsu
[13:43] ---
    It's not Matsu.
[13:45] ---
    It's Marie.
[13:47] ---
    You want to join the Keroro platoon?
[13:48] ---
    There's a universal comedian
    boom right now, right?
[13:52] ---
    R-Really?
[13:54] ---
    And so,
[13:55] ---
    if I exploit my nice, pretty looks,
[13:59] ---
    I'll be a variety idol that nobody can beat!
[14:02] ---
    Variety idol?
[14:04] ---
    We're supposed to agree?
[14:06] ---
    But first, I want to do comedy training
[14:09] ---
    with the Keroro Platoon,
    that hilarious quartet
[14:11] ---
    known throughout the universe!
[14:13] ---
    Comedy training?
[14:14] ---
    Hilarious quartet?
[14:18] ---
    A quartet is a four-person team, right?
[14:20] ---
    Ding-dong-ding-dong!
[14:24] ---
    Cruel... You're all so cruel...
[14:26] ---
    We're soldiers, not entertainers!
[14:30] ---
    Well, it's pretty close.
[14:32] ---
    They're talking about us like this
    because of that dumbo laugh of yours!
[14:35] ---
    I've got it!
[14:36] ---
    Lady Dasono Marie, I grant you
    permission to observe our platoon.
[14:40] ---
    Oh! Really?!
[14:42] ---
    Thank you!
[14:44] ---
    I'll make sure your talent rubs off on me!
[14:46] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[14:46] ---
    We'll show her impressive invasion activities,
[14:47] ---
    Comedians!
[14:49] ---
    which will make her realize
[14:51] ---
    that we're not comedians!
SIGN    Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari 2
[15:10] ---
    Strategic weather satellite
    Komawari 2, activated.
[15:15] ---
    What skit are you going to do with this prop?
[15:18] ---
    Skit...? This is a super-weapon!
[15:22] ---
    With this, we'll strike fear into
    the hearts of every Pekoponian!
[15:25] ---
    Keroro-kun...
SIGN    Here!
[15:27] ---
    Wasn't that a weather satellite
    that's useful to the Pekoponians?
[15:30] ---
    Never mind, let's return to base
     and prepare the energy!
[15:36] ---
    Dororo! What are you doing?!
[15:38] ---
    If this satellite will bring calamity upon
    Pekopon, I shall push it into a black hole!
[15:42] ---
    Don't be an idiot!
[15:43] ---
    I won't know if I can do it unless I try!
[15:45] ---
    Are you insane?
[15:46] ---
    Dororo Ninja Arts aren't just for show!
[15:49] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art!
[15:51] ---
    Psycho Frame!
[15:53] ---
    Dororo, don't!
[15:55] ---
    There's no choice. I'll use my
    Tamama Impact to stop Dororo-senpai.
[16:00] ---
    No, Tamama!
[16:01] ---
    It's okay! I'll aim with pinpoint accuracy!
[16:05] ---
    Tamama, that's not the point!
SIGN    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[16:07] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[16:11] ---
    What is that?
[16:17] ---
    I tried to tell him not to do it
    because he was wearing a helmet...
[16:21] ---
    Your punchlines are awesome!
[16:29] ---
    Komawari 3 launched successfully!
SIGN    Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari 3
[16:32] ---
    If launching it was as simple as this,
    you should've done it long ago!
[16:35] ---
    After all, where's the fun
    if we could do it easily?
[16:38] ---
    That kind of twisted thinking
[16:41] ---
    is why we fail all the time!
[16:43] ---
    Fail all the time...
[16:44] ---
    You talk like I'm a klutzy, foolish,
    careless, troublemaking character!
[16:49] ---
    You're saying that's wrong?!
[16:51] ---
    After all, I'm the commander!
[16:52] ---
    The main title character!
[16:54] ---
    You may not notice it, but when it's
    time to make a decision, I'm decisive!
[16:57] ---
    Oh?!
[16:59] ---
    When have you ever been decisive?!
[17:02] ---
    Tell me!
[17:03] ---
    Th-The point is...
[17:05] ---
    I'm talking about now! And right now
    is the time to make a decision!
[17:09] ---
    Tch! I've had it up to here with you!
[17:09] ---
    Even their normal conversation is a
    high-spirited comedy duo's exchange.
[17:11] ---
    Don't be like that!
[17:12] ---
    Shut up, idiot!
[17:13] ---
    True professionals!
SIGN    Keromart
[17:17] ---
    And so, this is the second step of our plan!
SIGN    Employees Only
[17:20] ---
    "And so" is a technique that seems
    to offhandedly advance the plot.
[17:25] ---
    In order to use the launched
    Komawari 3 as a super-weapon,
[17:28] ---
    we need a vast amount of energy.
[17:31] ---
    Therefore...
SIGN    10 Yen Limited-Time Sale Keromart Energy!!
[17:37] ---
    Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
[17:39] ---
    Everything is ten yen during
    this limited-time sale!
[17:42] ---
    Ten yen means you can buy
    ten things with 100 yen.
[17:46] ---
    A limited-time sale is a battleground!
[17:48] ---
    H-Have to survive...
SIGN    Until Full
[17:50] ---
    Uncle, we've passed 50 gavas!
[17:55] ---
    Pekoponians have a weakness for sales.
SIGN    Keromart
[17:57] ---
    They swoop down on the store and grab.
[17:59] ---
    It truly is a scene of pandemonium!
[18:02] ---
    We'll extract that energy
[18:04] ---
    and send it to Komawari 3!
    A brilliant scheme!
[18:07] ---
    Worthy of me, the strategist,
SIGN    Strategist
    Star-tegist
[18:10] ---
    or maybe I should say star-tegist!
[18:13] ---
    Self-admiration by way of a pun!
[18:16] ---
    "Maybe I should say star-tegist," he said!
[18:19] ---
    You laugh at a pun like that?
SIGN    Until Full
[18:23] ---
    We've got an emergency!
    The energy is over 120 gavas!
[18:26] ---
    What?!
[18:27] ---
    The limited-time sale power is
    stronger than we anticipated!
[18:31] ---
    At this rate, Komawari 3 will...
[18:37] ---
    Th-The fearsome power
    of middle-aged ladies...
[18:41] ---
    Uncle!
[18:44] ---
    A washtub, the comedic standard.
SIGN    Until Full
SIGN    Strategic Weather Satellite
    Komawari 4
[18:48] ---
    All we can do is use Komawari 4,
    already filled up with energy.
[18:52] ---
    Then you should've done that from
    the start, as I keep saying!
[18:56] ---
    A repeated gag...
[19:00] ---
    All right, we'll use the
    super-weapon, Komawari 4,
[19:02] ---
    to advance Pekopon's
    global warming all at once!
[19:05] ---
    The seas will rise! Most land will be
    at the bottom of the ocean!
[19:08] ---
    It's a cold-hearted invasion plan!
[19:11] ---
    Worthy of your genius, Mr. Sergeant!
[19:13] ---
    It's 100% full of energy!
[19:16] ---
    120%!
[19:21] ---
    Wait a second, Sarge!
[19:23] ---
    If you do that, there won't be any more
    Gundam model factories!
[19:28] ---
    Stop! Stop!
[19:32] ---
    That was close!
[19:34] ---
    I totally forgot that's why I've
    always avoided plans like this.
[19:40] ---
    Why is she laughing at that?
[19:42] ---
    Creepy...
[19:43] ---
    You always wind it up
    with one-pattern punchlines!
SIGN    One-Pattern
[19:46] ---
    Who's one-pattern?! Me?! Me?!
[19:49] ---
    Even so... Even so...
[19:51] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, calm down.
[19:53] ---
    That's right. You're only making
    yourself look more pathetic.
[19:57] ---
    You thoughtfully showed me the comedic
[19:59] ---
    quintessence of the Keroro Platoon!
[20:01] ---
    Both your buffoonish antics and
    airhead characters are exquisite!
[20:04] ---
    You're the epitome of comedians!
[20:07] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[20:11] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
[20:11] ---
    Oh, Marie!
SIGN    I'll
    comb
    straight
    out!
[20:13] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
    Have you learned anything?
[20:15] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
[20:16] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso!
[20:17] ---
    Yes, I learned a lot!
[20:18] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
[20:20] ---
    It's just like you said! The Keroro Platoon
    is a hilarious comedy quartet!
[20:25] ---
    Although there are five people
    in the Keroro platoon...
[20:27] ---
    Then show me the fruits of your labor!
[20:30] ---
    Sure! Dasonu☆Marie has comb
    to entertain you!
[20:33] ---
    My moving notices said, "I'm moving,
    so please visit me at my new place anytime,"
[20:37] ---
    but I really don't want anyone
    to come over! That is who I am!
SIGN    WHO I AM
[20:45] ---
    Aside from the field trip snack,
[20:46] ---
    I always bring a lot of sweets
    as my dessert for lunch!
[20:50] ---
    That is who I am!
SIGN    WHO I AM
[20:54] ---
    Kululu, comb straight out with it.
    What do you think?
[20:56] ---
    She's a washout.
[20:58] ---
    She's missing the target.
[21:00] ---
    And that's what she deserves!
[21:02] ---
    Did that miss the target?
[21:04] ---
    I don't know!
[21:06] ---
    Marie! This is how you really
    give 'em a hair-raising time!
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[21:10] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
    I'm not gonna die...
[21:11] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso!
[21:12] ---
    ...he says, already dying!
    That is who I am!
[21:13] [SONG] ---
    Dancing in my soul!
[21:15] [SONG] ---
    I've said it enough, but he's
SIGN    WHO I AM
[21:17] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso!
[21:18] ---
    That old material falls just
    on the side of what's funny!
[21:20] ---
    As always...
[21:20] [SONG] ---
    Dancing in my soul!
[21:22] ---
    ...I have no idea what's funny about that.
[21:24] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[21:25] ---
    I'm completely defeated!
[21:27] ---
    In what way?
[21:28] ---
    Marie, I'll comb straight out.
    That style doesn't fit you.
[21:28] [SONG] ---
    His name is Dasonu☆Maso!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[21:31] [SONG] ---
    Everyone, remember
    Dasonu☆Maso, Dasonu☆Maso!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[21:35] ---
    Th-This is the true me?
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    He is Dasonu☆Maso!
[21:39] ---
    And while I'm at it, everyone else, too!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[21:42] ---
    Yay!
[21:43] ---
    I knew it...
[21:45] ---
    Yay! I feel funky!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[21:48] ---
    Your training is done. Let's go home.
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[21:50] ---
    I'll comb straight out! This is my
    fourth appearance on the show!
[21:55] ---
    Congratulations, bro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso!
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[21:56] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
    You used me to get on again!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[22:01] ---
    You're still my naive little sister!
[22:03] ---
    I want to comb straight out
    to the max, too!
[22:06] ---
    This time, Dasonu☆Maso
[22:07] ---
    used his little sister as a back door
    to get on the show.
[22:11] ---
    But I'll comb straight out: I don't care
    if we ever see him again.
[22:17] ---
    The deadline for the Pekopon
    invasion is 105 days.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Yuuki o dasanakucha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    You've gotta show courage,
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Or your wishes won't come true.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Negai wa kanawanai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Even if you gaze from far away,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Sorya takane no hana sa
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Stretch out your hand yourself,
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Jibun de te o nobashite
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And grab hold of your dreams.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Yume o tsukamitore yo
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Instead of worrying about
    the looks of others,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Do what you want to do.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Yaritai koto o yaru n da
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Now dash out there,
    and climb that mountain to the very top.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Saa dasshu shite yama
    o nobore teppen made
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Don't dillydally.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Mota mota mota suru na yo
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Do the best you can,
    and then laugh "hahaha."
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Do the best you can,
    and then laugh "hahaha."
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    What's important is to put
    all your sweat into it.
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
[23:30] [SONG] ---
    Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
[23:30] [SONG] ---
    Ase wa shouri no hanabira
[23:52] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:53] ---
    It's that clammy rainy season again
    when someone comes back to visit.
[23:57] ---
    It's a strong, handsome fellow.
[23:59] ---
    So why does everyone have a problem with him?
[24:01] ---
    Come on, let's enjoy it together!
[24:04] ---
    That aside, I don't wanna get sucked up!
[24:07] ---
    Keroro: Nyororo Versus Mecha Nyororo, Sir!
[24:11] ---
    Keroro: Gone With the Nyobo, Sir!
[24:15] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!