E330 - 556: The Worst Partner in All History, Sir! / Koyuki: My First Curry, Sir!
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[00:07] [SONG] ---
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:34] ---
Two is better than one.
[01:37] ---
No matter what you're doing,
[01:38] ---
doing it by yourself is lonely, after all.
[01:53] ---
Why...
[01:55] ---
...did this happen?
[02:00] ---
556: The Worst Partner in All History, Sir!
[02:17] ---
How did I end up watching the house
all alone with 556?
SIGN 15 Minutes Earlier...
[02:23] ---
Winding back the clock fifteen minutes...
[02:25] ---
Giroro!
[02:29] ---
What's up, Natsumi?
[02:31] ---
Um, Giroro,
[02:32] ---
I have a special favor to ask of you...
[02:35] ---
What is it?
[02:36] ---
Are you... free today?
[02:38] ---
Whaaa?!
[02:40] ---
Are you free today?
[02:41] ---
Free today?
[02:42] ---
Are you freeeee todayyyy?
[02:43] ---
This can't be...
[02:47] ---
Uh, Giroro, are you listening to me?
[02:50] ---
O-O-O-Of course I'm free!
[02:51] ---
I have nothing to do today,
so I'm free the entire day!
[02:54] ---
Great!
[02:56] ---
If there's anywhere you want to go,
[02:58] ---
I'll take you anywhere you want.
It's up to you...
[03:01] ---
Well, then...
[03:02] ---
There's a 623 Radio public recording
happening really soon!
[03:06] ---
So, watch the house for me, okay?
[03:09] ---
S-Sure.
[03:10] ---
What?!
[03:12] ---
Oh, right.
[03:13] ---
The stupid frog went out and ditched
the laundry and the cleaning.
[03:17] ---
If you're free, could you get
those done while you're here?
[03:19] ---
S-Sure.
[03:21] ---
Thanks!
[03:22] ---
Okay, see you later!
[03:33] ---
Where did you come from?!
[03:34] ---
You... you...
[03:37] ---
5-556!
[03:38] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[03:40] ---
I'm sorry my brother doesn't know
how to make a socially appropriate entrance!
[03:44] ---
What do you want this time?
[03:46] ---
Keroro isn't here, you know.
[03:47] ---
Yes, about that...
[03:51] ---
Love!
[03:52] ---
It is to continue to wait!
[03:54] ---
At Keroro-san's request, he said
that while Keroro-san was away,
[03:57] ---
"You can leave me in charge of the house!"
[03:59] ---
Love!
[04:00] ---
It is to be protected!
[04:02] ---
"Now that I am here, there is no
more need for worry!" he says.
[04:06] ---
I'm actually more worried now.
[04:09] ---
Okay, Brother, do your best, okay?
[04:11] ---
W-Wait a sec!
[04:13] ---
You do your best at your job, too!
[04:15] ---
If you're not here...
[04:17] ---
Love!
[04:18] ---
It is to begin!
[04:20] ---
...I won't be able to tell what 556 is saying.
SIGN Thx!
[04:28] ---
Thanks!
[04:29] ---
Darn that 556.
[04:31] ---
He got bribed with this?
SIGN Unease
[04:40] ---
If 556 screws things up for me...
[04:46] ---
And...
[04:48] ---
...what is this, exactly?
[04:50] ---
S-Sorry...
[04:52] ---
...I stand to lose Natsumi's trust!
[04:55] ---
Listen up, 556.
[04:56] ---
I don't mind us watching the house together,
[04:58] ---
but just... don't do anything!
[05:00] ---
Got it?!
[05:02] ---
What?! He's not here?!
[05:11] ---
This is...!
SIGN Space Petty Crime Organization Maruu
[05:13] ---
This must be the work of the Space
Petty Crime Organization Maruu!
[05:17] ---
No.
[05:18] ---
I think it's just some dust.
[05:21] ---
What in blazes is Maruu, anyway?
[05:23] ---
Worry not!
[05:24] ---
Leave this place to me!
[05:26] ---
Love!
[05:27] ---
It is to battle!
[05:28] ---
Listen to what I'm saying!
SIGN Adhesion
[05:31] ---
Adhesion!
[05:40] ---
Space Detective...
SIGN Space Detective 556
[05:42] ---
...556!
SIGN Space Detective 556 Sucker-kun Fitted Mode
[05:47] ---
Space Detective 556: Sucker-kun Fitted Mode.
[05:50] ---
Now... Prepare yourself!
[05:52] ---
Maruu!
[06:01] ---
What?!
[06:13] ---
Calm down, 556!
[06:15] ---
If you turn the switch on,
you can suck up the dust!
[06:18] ---
Did you say something?!
[06:22] ---
What?! It's suddenly kicked into action!
[06:28] ---
Curse you, Maruu! You have me surrounded?!
[06:34] ---
Love!
[06:34] ---
It is not to stop!
[06:39] ---
Was it you who did this?
[06:42] ---
Um... er...
[06:46] ---
Love!
[06:47] ---
It is a tactical retreat!
[06:53] ---
I have no choice but to do it myself!
[07:08] ---
I finished...
SIGN Hinata
[07:12] ---
It stretches, it shrinks, it clings!
[07:14] ---
Don't tell me this, too, is a pawn of Maruu?!
[07:17] ---
You...!
[07:20] ---
...are the petty criminal!
[07:27] ---
I protected it, Natsumi.
[07:32] ---
I must wash these, too.
[07:36] ---
There we go.
[07:38] ---
You appear before me again, pawn of Maruu!
[07:41] ---
Again?!
SIGN * Don't try this at home, kids!
[07:44] ---
Love!
[07:44] ---
It is a body that goes with the flow!
[07:46] ---
What the hell are you doing?!
[07:48] ---
Love!
[07:49] ---
It is the endless spinning of fate!
[07:52] ---
What are you trying to achieve...
[07:54] ---
Love!
[07:55] ---
It is...
SIGN * Don't try this at home, kids!
[07:56] ---
...a roaring flame!!
[07:58] ---
Why are you burning up yourself?!
[08:00] ---
Curse you, Maruu!
[08:01] ---
I will not be defeated!
[08:03] ---
No petty crime organization
called "Maruu" or whatever...
[08:06] ---
...exists in this Hinata house.
[08:09] ---
Blast you!
[08:15] ---
Get out!
[08:17] ---
I will protect and watch over
the Hinata house by myself!
[08:20] ---
I cannot!
[08:21] ---
I have my promise with Keroro!
[08:23] ---
You only cause trouble!
[08:24] ---
I'll explain things to Keroro.
[08:26] ---
Just... get out!
[08:57] ---
I'm back!
[08:59] ---
Whoa...
[09:00] ---
This is amazing, Giroro.
[09:02] ---
I didn't think you'd try so hard.
[09:06] ---
Y-Yeah...
[09:08] ---
Uh... are you okay?
[09:09] ---
You look beat.
[09:11] ---
I... I'm okay.
[09:14] ---
I'm just... not used to it...
so it tired me out a bit, that's all.
[09:19] ---
Darn it...
[09:20] ---
What a mess 556 got me into...
[09:30] ---
Giroro!
[09:32] ---
Could you open your mouth for a moment?
[09:35] ---
Ahhh.
[09:39] ---
Well?
[09:40] ---
I tried making nikujaga.
[09:42] ---
Good?
[09:42] ---
Y-Yeah, I guess... it is.
[09:46] ---
Great.
[09:48] ---
Also, this.
[09:51] ---
A present.
[09:52] ---
Let's cook it and eat it later.
[09:53] ---
R-Right.
[09:55] ---
You really helped me out today!
[09:58] ---
I never expected you
to do so much on your own.
[10:03] ---
On my... own?
[10:16] ---
I doubt I would have achieved
this much on my own.
[10:21] ---
Sorry, Natsumi.
[10:22] ---
I remembered something I have to do.
[10:24] ---
Watch the place for me, okay?
[10:26] ---
And...
[10:43] ---
556.
[10:45] ---
Natsumi made too much tasty nikujaga.
[10:50] ---
It'd be a waste for some to be left over,
so you eat it with Lavie.
[10:54] ---
Love!
[10:56] ---
It simmers...
[11:01] ---
I really don't get you.
[11:09] ---
And the next day.
[11:12] ---
I'm here again today at Keroro's request,
[11:14] ---
to protect the Hinata house from the hands of
the Space Petty Crime Organization San-Ka-Kuu!
SIGN Space Petty Crime Organization San-Ka-Kuu
[11:21] ---
Glad to work with you again! Partner!
[11:23] ---
San-Ka-Kuu?
[11:25] ---
Partner?!
[11:27] ---
Two is better than one.
[11:29] ---
556 seems to think he and Giroro are good friends now,
after their insane day of housewatching.
[11:36] ---
Love!
[11:36] ---
It is to be fostered!
SIGN Supermarket Ooba
[11:43] ---
Finished, sir!
[11:45] ---
Looks like everyone's out camping today.
[11:48] ---
Nice work, Sarge.
[11:50] ---
Or, like, fully prepared?
[11:52] ---
Okay, then!
[11:54] ---
Time for me to make the food!
[11:56] ---
Hm? You're on lunch duty, Koyuki-chan?
[12:02] ---
Koyuki: My First Curry, Sir!
[12:08] ---
Going back a few days...
SIGN A few days earlier...
[12:18] ---
One... two!
[12:20] ---
Ahh! I got the marked one!
[12:23] ---
Then Koyuki-chan will be in charge
of food for our camp on Sunday.
[12:28] ---
I'll do my best!
[12:29] ---
Umm, Koyuki-chan?
[12:31] ---
Yes?
[12:32] ---
By the way, what kind of menu
are you thinking of?
[12:35] ---
Oh, leave that to me!
[12:37] ---
We can have natural barbecued frog or snake,
[12:40] ---
or newt or lizard tail soup
with wild plants...
[12:43] ---
I thought it'd be something like that...
[12:46] ---
I mean, it is very you, but...
[12:48] ---
Well... why don't we go
with the classic curry?
[12:52] ---
I agree! Anyone can make a curry.
[12:54] ---
Curries are very tasty when you eat them
outdoors surrounded by nature.
[12:59] ---
Or, like, flawless status?
[13:01] ---
Is it that different?
[13:03] ---
It might just be a matter of mood, I guess?
[13:06] ---
When you refresh yourself amongst Mother Nature,
which you don't normally get to experience,
[13:10] ---
you can eat it while in a very cheery mood,
[13:12] ---
and I think that's what
makes it feel so delicious.
[13:15] ---
Wow.
[13:16] ---
Anyway, why don't you try making
a curry in your own style?
[13:20] ---
A curry in my own style?
[13:24] ---
A curry, you say?
[13:26] ---
Yeah. How do you make one?
[13:29] ---
Well, although I have partaken of one, I have
never had the experience of making one myself.
[13:34] ---
Oh...
[13:35] ---
I think it would be wisest to seek instruction from
Professor Curry and his abundant curry knowledge.
[13:41] ---
Professor?
[13:43] ---
No way.
[13:45] ---
You think I'm gonna give my recipes to
someone who knows squat about curry?
[13:49] ---
No different from lecturing grade schoolers
on the theory of relativity.
[13:53] ---
Screw off.
[13:55] ---
Oh, come on!
[13:56] ---
Please teach me, Professor!
[13:58] ---
You think I'd just teach you for free?
[14:02] ---
What do I have to do?
[14:03] ---
Gimme a bit of good stuff, I guess.
[14:09] ---
Good... stuff?
[14:12] ---
Yeah.
[14:13] ---
It's called equivalent exchange.
[14:15] ---
It's the common sense of our society.
[14:19] ---
Huh... really?
[14:22] ---
All right!
[14:25] ---
Okay, I'll... give you some...
good stuff, okay?
[14:31] ---
Here!
[14:32] ---
Isn't that good?!
[14:33] ---
What's this? What is this?!
[14:35] ---
A spider rice cracker!
[14:38] ---
Isn't it good?
[14:41] ---
What're you feeding me?
[14:43] ---
Sorry, sorry...
[14:44] ---
You brat.
[14:47] ---
Tea made from infusion of dried newt!
[14:51] ---
See, wasn't that some good stuff?
[14:54] ---
That ain't what I meant by good stuff...
[14:58] ---
Not enough to make me want to teach
you how to make curry, I'm afraid.
[15:05] ---
It's not enough?
[15:07] ---
Course not.
[15:09] ---
No chance my ultimate curry recipes are equivalent
to a rice cracker and a single cup of tea.
[15:14] ---
You're right...
[15:16] ---
You've worked really hard
to study it, after all.
[15:19] ---
Ohh?
[15:20] ---
If you'd just show me a
little more sincerity,
[15:23] ---
I might reconsider, you know...?
[15:27] ---
Okay! I get it!
[15:32] ---
Would this much be enough for you
to teach me how to make curry?
[15:39] ---
So it's quantity with you, is it?
[15:42] ---
You got one over on me there...
[15:46] ---
Fine.
[15:47] ---
I'll teach you curry, you pain in the butt.
[15:50] ---
Really?!
[15:52] ---
However! My lectures ain't easy.
[15:54] ---
Think you can keep up?
[15:56] ---
Yep! I'll do my best!
[15:59] ---
Okay!
SIGN Curry
[16:01] ---
Lesson 1!
SIGN LESSON 1 Chop Up the Ingredients!!
[16:03] ---
First up, slice up the ingredients
faster than a kamaitachi!
[16:08] ---
If you can't do that, you'd better give up!
[16:11] ---
Okay! Got it!
[16:20] ---
Will this be enough?
[16:22] ---
You pass, I guess.
[16:24] ---
Tch.
[16:26] ---
Okay!
SIGN Curry
[16:27] ---
Lesson 2!
SIGN LESSON 2 Simmer it good!!
[16:29] ---
The kind of curry I'm after, you're not
gonna get by simmering it on the gas.
[16:34] ---
And obviously, don't even think
about using an induction cooker!
[16:39] ---
Well, obviously!
[16:40] ---
Ninja Art: Fire Release Jutsu!
[16:45] ---
About this much?
[16:47] ---
Everything she does is non-standard...
[16:50] ---
Okay!
SIGN Curry
[16:52] ---
Lesson 3!
SIGN LESSON 3 Water!!
[16:54] ---
Food lives and dies by water!
[16:56] ---
Of course, you can't use tap water, nyo!
[16:59] ---
Then... Water Release Jutsu!!
[17:04] ---
Tee hee. I messed up.
[17:06] ---
Made too much water.
[17:12] ---
No matter what crap I come up with,
the brat masters it without thinking twice.
[17:17] ---
This is gonna cost her...
[17:21] ---
It's done!
[17:22] ---
Please, try it and tell me what you think!
[17:25] ---
Mm.
[17:27] ---
All right, let's try a mouthful.
[17:32] ---
How is it?
[17:35] ---
Mm...
[17:38] ---
Lacking.
[17:40] ---
This curry has no individuality.
[17:43] ---
What did you actually learn
from today's lecture?
[17:47] ---
This... ain't good enough
to be called a Kululu Curry.
[17:50] ---
Then teach me!
[17:52] ---
How can I make a delicious curry?!
[17:55] ---
Don't act so spoiled!!
[17:57] ---
You want me to give you a
ten-step plan?!
[18:01] ---
That's the whole reason your curry
is so lackluster!
[18:04] ---
You don't learn a skill. You steal it.
[18:08] ---
I've been showing you the deepest
secrets of the ultimate curry.
[18:13] ---
Where were your eyes?
[18:16] ---
Don't think. Feel.
[18:19] ---
Then, only then, will you be able
to make a curry all your own!
[18:24] ---
A curry... in my own style...
[18:29] ---
Now get in the curry bath...
[18:33] ---
Then I'll let you off for
pulling me around the entire day.
[18:34] ---
It stings a little...
[18:45] ---
A curry all my own...
[18:48] ---
Don't think! Feel!
[18:55] ---
All my own...
[18:59] ---
I've got it, Professor!
[19:00] ---
Ohhh! You have?!
[19:03] ---
I've thought of a curry that's all my own!
[19:06] ---
Huh?
[19:07] ---
I'm going back to my house to get it ready!
[19:11] ---
Thank you, Professor!
[19:13] ---
Wait... what?
[19:16] ---
Tch. Fine, whatever.
[19:30] ---
And the day of the camp...
[20:09] ---
It's complete!
[20:11] ---
This is the curry Lady Koyuki made.
[20:14] ---
Hey, Koyuki-chan, what was that
you put in the curry at the end?
[20:19] ---
Well!
[20:20] ---
The secret ingredients were...
salamander and snake cut open and dried,
[20:23] ---
and powdered grilled newt!
SIGN Unease...
[20:27] ---
O-Oh...
[20:31] ---
Anyway, let's just try it!
[20:33] ---
Let's eat!
[20:45] ---
It's great!
[20:47] ---
Yes!
[20:49] ---
Go on, have a try, all of you!
[20:59] ---
It's great!
[21:01] ---
Or, like, epoch making?
[21:03] ---
This must be a shinobi delicacy!
[21:06] ---
This really is a Koyuki-chan curry!
[21:09] ---
Yes!
[21:11] ---
Thanks to Sergeant Major Kululu,
[21:12] ---
it looks like Koyuki-chan managed to make
a delicious curry that was all her own.
[21:15] ---
Isn't that great, Koyuki-chan?
SIGN Kululu
SIGN To Professor Thank you Koyuki
[21:22] ---
To Professor. Thank you.
[21:26] ---
That brat...
[21:38] ---
I was generous with the toppings.
[21:41] ---
Nonstandard as ever, that one.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:24] ---
I feel like getting mad at
someone takes stamina, sir.
SIGN Fury
[23:27] ---
Seems like it would burn
a lot of calories, too.
[23:30] ---
Could it be that I'm...
helping out with Grumpy Natsumi's diet?
SIGN Fury
SIGN Fury Fury Fury Fury
[23:35] ---
Never mind that!
[23:36] ---
Enter the Shortemperites!
[23:38] ---
"Natsumi: One Week Without Getting Angry, Sir!"
[23:42] ---
"Keroro: Always Room for an Invasion, Sir?"
[23:45] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:46] ---
Ge-Gero!
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