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E161 - Putata & Mekeke: Hissatsu Oshigotonin, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:32] ---
    In this world,
[01:33] ---
    there are some pains in the neck
    who enjoy causing trouble for other people.
[01:37] ---
    I'd prefer not to be friends with any
    of those people if I can help it.
[01:41] ---
    Good grief!
[01:43] ---
    Who thought it'd be a good idea to
    graffiti someone else's fence like this?!
[01:47] ---
    Or, like, trouble maker?
[01:49] ---
    But he has quite a good sense
    of style, don't you think?
[01:52] ---
    Giroro, Tamama, thanks for helping!
[01:55] ---
    Let's have some tea when you're done, okay?
[01:58] ---
    Y-Yes, let's...
[02:00] ---
    I am going to get this done quickly
    and have tea time with Mr. Sergeant!
[02:04] ---
    Tea, tea! Tea, tea, tea!
SIGN    One hour later
[02:08] ---
    One hour later.
[02:10] ---
    Well, we finished it somehow, sir!
SIGN    What?!
[02:13] ---
    Gero?
[02:22] ---
    Gero...
[02:28] ---
    Puta...
SIGN    Putaputaputaputa...
[02:36] ---
    Putata & Mekeke:
    Hissatsu Oshigotonin, Sir!
[02:41] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[02:43] ---
    A hostile alien?
[02:46] ---
    Puta puta puta! Yeah! Yeah!
    Yo! Yo! Yo!
[02:51] ---
    M'Quve move out, Gauguin Gyan!
[02:53] ---
    I caught a cold, cough-gough-van Gogh!
[02:56] ---
    Yo! Yo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
SIGN    Snap!
[03:11] ---
    An actual real 1/24 Dangal?!
SIGN    Otaku
[03:13] ---
    Otaku.
[03:14] ---
    Woo! A jumbo cake!
SIGN    Sweet tooth
[03:16] ---
    Sweet tooth!
[03:17] ---
    Wow! It's a tsuchinoko!
SIGN    Viva!! Occult
[03:19] ---
    Viva Occult!
[03:24] ---
    Hey, Natsumi-shan!
SIGN    A little misshapen!
[03:26] ---
    A little misshapen.
[03:28] ---
    Hey, Natsumi-shan. Hey, Natsumi-shan.
[03:31] ---
    Hey, Natsumi-shan.
[03:32] ---
    Get out of here, you impostor!
[03:34] ---
    Hey!
[03:35] ---
    Giroro!
[03:37] ---
    You!
[03:38] ---
    State your rank and affiliation!
SIGN    Putaputaputaputa...
[03:40] ---
    Puta puta puta puta!
SIGN    1/24 Dangal
[03:42] ---
    You realize he's a Keronian?!
[03:45] ---
    Puta puta puta puta puta!
SIGN    You're joking No way Unbelievable
[03:47] ---
    S-Seriously?!
[03:49] ---
    Yeah! I'm Putata, Master Painter!
SIGN    I am
SIGN    Putata
SIGN    Putata
SIGN    Master Painter
[03:52] ---
    Yo! Yo! Yo!
SIGN    Enigmatic Graffiti Keronian Putata
[03:54] ---
    Enigmatic graffiti Keronian, Putata!
[03:57] ---
    Advice for Utrillo, go look in a Miró!
[03:59] ---
    I outshine you like a pika-Picasso!
[04:02] ---
    Yo! Yo! Yo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[04:05] ---
    Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
[04:07] ---
    Art is...
[04:09] ---
    ...an explosion!
[04:12] ---
    This is the beginning of an era of art!
[04:14] ---
    We'll invade Pekopon with art, sir!
SIGN    Invasion of Pekopon
SIGN    Snap!
[04:20] ---
    Look at Putata's marvellous artistic talent!
[04:24] ---
    See, if we keep praising him like that,
[04:27] ---
    we can get him to redraw Pekopon in a state
     already invaded by the Keroro Platoon, sir!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Complete
[04:33] ---
    Pekopon invasion complete!
[04:35] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[04:37] ---
    Brilliant as always, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:39] ---
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yo! Yo! Yo!
[04:41] ---
    And this drifter of a Keronian, Putata,
    has no connections to the army!
[04:43] ---
    Yeah! Yo!
[04:45] ---
    I will get all the credit, sir!
SIGN    Taking the good parts
[04:48] ---
    Gero gerori.
[04:49] ---
    Yes. It's just as Papa says.
SIGN    Papa?
[04:52] ---
    Papa?
[04:53] ---
    In the first place,
[04:54] ---
    isn't the problem that
    you're just the butt of the joke?
SIGN    Butt of the joke
[04:56] ---
    Butt of the joke!
SIGN    Butt of the joke
[04:58] ---
    B-Butt of the joke?!
[05:00] ---
    Y-You think you have
    the right to call me that?!
[05:03] ---
    Then why don't you go try
    conquering Pekopon on your own?
SIGN    Old man
[05:06] ---
    Old man.
SIGN    Butt of the joke Old man
[05:10] ---
    Hey! Are you picking a
    fight with me, Kululu?!
[05:13] ---
    Keroro, shut him up!
[05:15] ---
    Ahh, but, well, y'know...
[05:16] ---
    He might or might not have a point...
SIGN    Crushed
[05:21] ---
    An unexpected betrayal!
[05:23] ---
    Then... do what you want.
[05:25] ---
    I will act independently
    for the time being.
[05:31] ---
    Hey, squirt, why don't you go with him?
SIGN    Squirt
[05:34] ---
    I mean, you're nothing but a burden
    to the Keroro Platoon yourself.
SIGN    Huh?
[05:39] ---
    Yes. The only thing you can do well
    is eating sweets, you stupid brat.
SIGN    You stupid brat
[05:43] ---
    Or, like, lazy glutton?
SIGN    Lazy Glutton
SIGN    Rage
[05:47] ---
    The things I let this woman
    get away with saying...
SIGN    Tears
[05:50] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Love
[05:52] ---
    I'm not a burden, you know!
[05:56] ---
    Private Tamama!
[05:58] ---
    But Kululu and Lady Mois might
    or might not have a point.
[06:02] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant...
[06:05] ---
    Waaaah! So heartless!
[06:07] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I have misjudged you!
[06:09] ---
    Me, too!
[06:10] ---
    Well, that's the first stage done, Papa.
[06:14] ---
    First stage?
[06:15] ---
    Now that those obstacles have kindly
    cleared off, things will be much easier.
[06:18] ---
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[06:20] ---
    Obstacles...? I feel like you're
    going a little too far.
[06:23] ---
    Yo! Yo! Yo!
[06:24] ---
    Oh, well!
[06:25] ---
    Putata!
[06:27] ---
    Sorry to call on you right away,
[06:28] ---
    but I'd like you to help us knock
    the socks off the Pekoponians, sir!
[06:32] ---
    Yossha! Escher! Gyakushuu no Char!
SIGN    Gyakushuu no Char (Char's Counterattack)
SIGN    Snap!
[06:40] ---
    Gero?
[06:43] ---
    Ohh, marvellous, marvellous!
[06:45] ---
    Almost forgot. Now I've summoned the beatings,
    a present from me, comes with Magritte-ings!
SIGN    Snap!
[06:52] ---
    Gero? An Angol Stone?!
[06:55] ---
    Gero?!
[07:00] ---
    Un...cle...
[07:03] ---
    Lady Mois!
[07:06] ---
    What in the world is...
[07:07] ---
    This guy's a baddie, I'm your Daddy,
[07:10] ---
    I want this base, and don't dilly-Dali!
[07:14] ---
    C-C-Can't we please stop this now, sir?
    It's not very funny anymore!
SIGN    Crisis!!
[07:18] ---
    Crisis!
[07:19] ---
    Puta puta puta puta...
[07:20] ---
    C-Could it be
[07:22] ---
    that from the beginning your objective
    was to take over this base, sir?!
[07:25] ---
    Nnnoooo...
[07:27] ---
    Our objective...
[07:29] ---
    ...is...
[07:32] ---
    ...the Keroro Platoon itself!
[07:35] ---
    K-Kululu!
[07:37] ---
    Hey... am I being double-crossed?
SIGN    Double-crossing?!
[07:39] ---
    Are you double-crossing me?!
[07:41] ---
    Yes... Now that I think about it,
     you've always been dreary,
SIGN    Dreary
SIGN    Dismal
[07:43] ---
    dismal, crafty, loathsome,
SIGN    Crafty
SIGN    Loathsome
SIGN    Really nasty guy
[07:45] ---
    and a really nasty guy!
[07:47] ---
    But! But I never thought you
    would betray your comrades!
SIGN    Comrades
SIGN    Betrayal
[07:50] ---
    Ha! You can curse
    your own unpopularity in hell!
[07:58] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Not running...
[08:02] ---
    Geroooo!
SIGN    Maximum speed
[08:10] ---
    Tamama! Private Tamama!
[08:12] ---
    Pheromone! Yeah, come on!
SIGN    A phone call's here...
    from Mr. Sergeant
[08:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[08:15] ---
    Pheromone! Yeah, come on!
SIGN    Connected...
[08:17] ---
    Please respond! Private Tamama!
[08:20] ---
    Hmph! It is too late to say sorry now!
[08:24] ---
    Nooo!
[08:25] ---
    Why at an important time like this?!
[08:28] ---
    C-Corporal Giroro!
[08:32] ---
    Corporal Giroro! I need you to urgently—
[08:36] ---
    Hmph.
[08:37] ---
    Hey, Giroro.
[08:38] ---
    Saburo?!
[08:40] ---
    Wh-What do you want?
[08:42] ---
    Has anything... unusual happened?
[08:44] ---
    Unusual?
[08:46] ---
    Tamama! Giroro! Tamama! Giroro!!
[08:51] ---
    Failures as subordinates!
[08:53] ---
    I'll parade them through the streets,
    crucify them, and put their heads on display, sir!
[08:56] ---
    I don't think now's the time for that.
[09:04] ---
    Gero!
[09:05] ---
    W-W-Wait...!
[09:08] ---
    Wait just a moment, sir!
[09:09] ---
    Let's just all calm down and
    resolve this peacefully...
[09:12] ---
    I'm sure we can all discuss
    this like adults.
[09:15] ---
    Don't waste your breath!
[09:17] ---
    Puta puta puta puta puta!
[09:18] ---
    A-Anyway, let's just talk about this!
[09:20] ---
    Everything can be resolved by talking, sir...
[09:24] ---
    Gero!
[09:28] ---
    Huh? What's up?
SIGN    What.
[09:37] ---
    Dororo-kun!
[09:39] ---
    Gero...
[09:41] ---
    Wait... were you being controlled, Kululu?
[09:45] ---
    Precisely. By that!
[09:49] ---
    Mekekekekekeke!
SIGN    Enigmatic Puppetmaster Keronian Mekeke
[09:51] ---
    Enigmatic puppetmaster Keronian, Mekeke!
[09:55] ---
    I knew it! I believed in you, sir!
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    Trust
[09:58] ---
    I knew there was no way you
    would betray your comrades!
[10:01] ---
    What?! Despite all those mean things
    you were saying about him?!
[10:03] ---
    This is this, and that is that.
[10:06] ---
    We let our guard down.
[10:08] ---
    We forgot entirely about the
    existence of Lance Corporal Dororo!
SIGN    Huh?
[10:12] ---
    I drew a total blank as well,
    puta puta puta puta!
[10:15] ---
    Ahh, sorry! Me, too.
[10:18] ---
    Ahh... Kulu-chan, too.
SIGN    I don't care...
    I don't care...
    It's not like I matter, anyway...
[10:23] ---
    Geez, what a mess that was.
[10:27] ---
    Though how were you just
    totally under his control?
[10:30] ---
    I thought you were better than that, Kululu!
[10:32] ---
    Ahh...
[10:35] ---
    Here you go, Kulu-chan.
[10:37] ---
    I made a special curry for you.
[10:40] ---
    Come on, get over here!
[10:42] ---
    Tch. You know I hate curry.
[10:45] ---
    I won't let anyone... get in my...!
SIGN    Yes, Papa
[10:49] ---
    Yes, Papa.
[10:54] ---
    They... exploited my weakness...
[10:57] ---
    W-Weakness?
[11:00] ---
    You guys... You're the space
    Hissatsu Oshigotonin, aren't you?
SIGN    Hissatsu Oshigotonin
[11:04] ---
    Here they are! Hissatsu Oshigotonin!
[11:07] ---
    Hissatsu... Oshigotonin...?
SIGN    Keroro Gunsou
SIGN    Hissatsu Oshigotonin
[11:30] ---
    Nyororo nyoronyoro 3-nyoronyoro.
SIGN    Tickle Tickle Tickle
[11:34] ---
    We clear up the rampant evil.
[11:40] ---
    With nary an exception, beware of fire.
[11:42] ---
    Yesterday truth, and you can
    never tell how it'll end.
[11:45] ---
    Somewhere, someone is Namu Amida Butsu.
[11:48] ---
    Taboo to disclose, twenty-six.
[11:51] ---
    The book of rules for our dark occupation.
[11:53] ---
    But not listed in the
    Compendium of Vocations in Edo.
[11:58] ---
    Street Art Putata!
SIGN    Street Art Putata
[12:00] ---
    Super Marionette Mekeke!
SIGN    Super Marionette Mekeke
[12:03] ---
    We are the Hissatsu Oshigotonin.
[12:05] ---
    This shall suffice for now.
[12:07] ---
    My humblest greetings.
[12:09] ---
    Take great care... of your life.
SIGN    Hissatsu Oshigotonin
[12:14] ---
    Hey, these are the guys who were analyzing
    the Sergeant's platoon's weaknesses before!
SIGN    Putaputaputaputa...
SIGN    Resonance
SIGN    Mekemekemekemeke...
SIGN    Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke...
[12:24] ---
    They're a pro group of ex-members of the
    Keron Army's Special and Experimental Units.
[12:31] ---
    They get called the Shurara Band
    or the Shurara Corps.
[12:34] ---
    Shurara?
[12:36] ---
    You mean that Shurara-dono,
    said to be a legendary assassin?
SIGN    Shurara
[12:40] ---
    Shurara-sama happens to be our boss.
[12:43] ---
    Problem?
[12:44] ---
    Oshigotonin guys?
[12:45] ---
    I don't remember doing anything
    to earn the ire of other people!
[12:48] ---
    I can think of a few things.
[12:51] ---
    Puta puta puta puta puta puta!
[12:55] ---
    Puta! Puta puta puta!
[13:00] ---
    Stamp! Stamp! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[13:03] ---
    Stamp! Stamp! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
SIGN    Snap!
[13:11] ---
    Gero?!
[13:12] ---
    What's this?!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Kulukulukulukulu...
[13:13] ---
    Gero gerori! Gero gerori!
[13:15] ---
    Keron Star! Hand it over, sir!
[13:18] ---
    Hand it over, sir! Hand it over, sir!
[13:20] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    Hand over the Keron Star, sir!
[13:21] ---
    They want my Keron Star,
    the proof that I'm a leader?!
[13:21] ---
    Hand it over, sir!
[13:24] ---
    Yeah! And disband the Keroro Platoon,
    and withdraw from Pekopon!
[13:28] ---
    Or else...
SIGN    Ku! Ku! Ku! Ku! Ku! Ku!
[13:31] ---
    I can't ever let them have the Keron Star!
[13:33] ---
    Leave these fiends to me,
    my honorable leader!
SIGN    Zero Dimensional Slash
[13:36] ---
    Zero Dimensional Slash!
SIGN    You're sooo cooooooool! ♡♡ Dororo-kuuuuun! ♡
[13:44] ---
    You're so cool, Dororo-kun!
[13:53] ---
    Mekekekekekekeke!
[13:54] ---
    I will be your opponent!
[14:02] ---
    Hand it over, sir!
    Hand over the Keron Star, sir!
SIGN    Kero
     Kero
SIGN    Ku Ku
SIGN    Hand over the Keron Star, sir!
[14:05] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Sealed
[14:10] ---
    All the entrances to the secret base
    are completely sealed shut.
[14:13] ---
    Mr. Sergeant really is planning to fire us!
[14:17] ---
    However, it bothers me that we
    can't find Natsumi or Fuyuki.
[14:21] ---
    A picture tells a thousand
    words, so they say.
[14:28] ---
    All right. Want to take a look?
SIGN    Hen'i Battou: Dororo Giri (Shifting Sword-Draw: Dororo Slash)
[14:39] ---
    Hen'i Battou: Dororo Giri.
[15:02] ---
    Mekekekekekekekeke!
[15:05] ---
    He is immortal!
[15:08] ---
    Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
SIGN    Appraisal Sight
SIGN    Vital Response: 0
[15:14] ---
    No signs of life?!
[15:15] ---
    That's... that's impossible!
[15:17] ---
    Mekekekekeke!
[15:20] ---
    I still have 1,325 Gundam models
    I haven't made yet!
[15:24] ---
    What an anticlimactic end for me.
[15:28] ---
    Puta puta puta!
[15:30] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[15:34] ---
    Ku!
[15:39] ---
    Puta!
[15:40] ---
    Meke!
[15:41] ---
    You are wide open!
SIGN    Flying Blade Formation Hostile Surroundings
[15:43] ---
    Flying Blade Formation: Hostile Surroundings!
[15:49] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, are you okay?
[15:51] ---
    Tamama! Giroro!
[15:53] ---
    Tch. Why are you always so much work?
[15:56] ---
    I always believed you'd come back to save me!
SIGN    Friends
[15:58] ---
    It's so good to have friends!
SIGN    Talented Subordinates
[16:00] ---
    No, talented subordinates!
SIGN    Liar
[16:02] ---
    You were just saying you'd behead them.
[16:05] ---
    I never expected this to be happening.
[16:08] ---
    If Saburo-san had not
    called out to us,
[16:10] ---
    this could have turned into
    something irreparable!
[16:13] ---
    Gero? Master Saburo did that?
[16:15] ---
    I got an e-mail from Kululu.
SIGN    Receiving Mail
[16:17] ---
    Nothing absolutely
    catastrophic is going down,
[16:19] ---
    so you don't need to bother
    coming to save us.
[16:24] ---
    Twisted as ever...
[16:26] ---
    Ahhh!
[16:27] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Escaped...
[16:28] ---
    They ran away!
[16:30] ---
    When in the world?!
[16:31] ---
    Puta puta puta puta puta!
[16:34] ---
    You're not getting away, sir!
[16:37] ---
    Puta puta puta puta!
[16:38] ---
    Wait!
[16:40] ---
    Puta puta puta puta!
SIGN    Putata
SIGN    Waiiiit
[16:42] ---
    Wait!
SIGN    Putatatata
[16:43] ---
    Puta puta puta puta!
SIGN    Waiiiit!!
[16:45] ---
    Wait!
[16:47] ---
    Puta puta puta puta!
SIGN    Muko-dono!!
[16:49] ---
    Wait!
[16:51] ---
    Puta puta puta puta!
[16:54] ---
    Gero?
[16:55] ---
    Th-This is...!
[17:05] ---
    What is this?
[17:06] ---
    When did they... have time to build this?
[17:18] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[17:19] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[17:20] ---
    Natsumi-chan!
[17:21] ---
    Mom Aki-san!
[17:24] ---
    Master Fuyu—
[17:25] ---
    Natsu—
SIGN    Bash Bam Biff Wham Whack Thump Thud Thwack Whump Bonk
[17:36] ---
    Look at that!
[17:42] ---
    If you want these people returned,
[17:45] ---
    calmly hand over the Keron Star!
[17:49] ---
    Mekekekekekekeke!
[17:51] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[17:53] ---
    Sarge!
[17:54] ---
    No moooooore!
[17:56] ---
    Do something!
SIGN    Color
[18:02] ---
    Saburo! What do you think you're doing?
[18:06] ---
    Saburo-senpai...?
SIGN    Mekeke (Real)
[18:14] ---
    That is the real Mekeke!
[18:17] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art: Meteor Slash!
[18:30] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[18:32] ---
    Sarge!
[18:33] ---
    Are you okay?
[18:34] ---
    Y-Y-Yes...
[18:35] ---
    Saburo-senpai... ♡
SIGN    Saburo-senpai ♡
[18:37] ---
    So Mekeke was himself a marionette!
[18:40] ---
    Hidden behind an anti-barrier that
    even we couldn't see through, huh.
[18:44] ---
    Don't like to admit it,
    but he pulled a fast one on me.
[18:51] ---
    I... I'll remember this!
[18:53] ---
    We let him get away...
[18:55] ---
    This battle's just getting started-da Vinci!
SIGN    Sea cucumber
[19:01] ---
    S-Sea cucumber!
[19:03] ---
    Ahh! My comedian's soul is calling!
SIGN    Comedian's Soul
SIGN    Lovey-
    dovey
    for
    Uncle
SIGN    Lovey-
    dovey
    for
    Uncle
[19:08] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[19:09] ---
    Stay away! Go away!
[19:12] ---
    Tch.
[19:13] ---
    They're exploiting every
    one of our weaknesses...
[19:21] ---
    I'll finish you off with a NyoroLautrec!
[19:24] ---
    Nyororo?!
SIGN    Whoosh
[19:27] ---
    Puta? Puta puta puta puta puta puta!
[19:31] ---
    Outta ink.
SIGN    In the first place, it's wrong that a Keronian like you even entertained the idea of using a Nyororo, sir! I think you'd better know when you're beaten and surrender...
[19:34] ---
    In the first place,
[19:35] ---
    it's wrong that a Keronian like you
    entertained the idea of using a Nyororo, sir!
[19:40] ---
    I think you'd better know when
    you're beaten and surrender...
[19:42] ---
    I don't think so!
[19:43] ---
    Gero?
[19:44] ---
    'Cause there's a Nyororo...
[19:46] ---
    ...right here!
[19:49] ---
    Gero!
[19:51] ---
    While I'm being praised,
    I'll let you in on a secret!
[19:53] ---
    The come-to-life paint this thing uses is
    made from moisture extracted from Keronians!
[20:00] ---
    Kero...!
[20:02] ---
    Now who shall I wring it out from first...
[20:07] ---
    C-Commander...
[20:09] ---
    You go get sucked!
SIGN    Shove
[20:11] ---
    Gero!!
[20:14] ---
    So mean!
[20:15] ---
    Saburo!
[20:16] ---
    Roger!
[20:18] ---
    Take this with you!
[20:21] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Curry with rice
[20:23] ---
    Curry with rice.
[20:27] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Pop
[20:33] ---
    Sarge!
[20:34] ---
    Stupid frog!
[20:37] ---
    Puta puta puta puta puta!
[20:41] ---
    
[20:43] ---
    Puta?!
SIGN    Spicy
SIGN    Wheeze Wheeze Wheeze Wheeze
[20:49] ---
    An eye for an eye.
[20:51] ---
    An ultra super extra hot curry for a Nyororo.
SIGN    Ultra Super
SIGN    Extra Hot Curry
SIGN    Disappointed
[20:57] ---
    I can't believe Chagall you have!
[20:59] ---
    I'll remember this, by Gallé!
[21:01] ---
    Hurray!
[21:02] ---
    We're saved!
[21:06] ---
    Or, like, happy ending?
[21:09] ---
    Yes, thanks to Saburo-senpai.
[21:11] ---
    Oh, I don't know...
[21:13] ---
    Huh? But... wait, aren't
    we forgetting someone?
[21:19] ---
    Sergeant Keroro was saved once again
    by the strength of his bad luck.
[21:25] ---
    But the Oshigotonin...
[21:27] ---
    ...will no doubt be back to
    challenge him again one day.
[21:31] ---
    Gyorororororo!
SIGN    Putata & Mekeke Hissatsu Oshigotonin Sir! —Keroro
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    Keroro here.
[23:08] ---
    Giroro here.
[23:09] ---
    Zeroro here!
[23:10] ---
    A man's gotta have a secret base, you know?!
[23:13] ---
    Yeah!
[23:13] ---
    But where did you get all that junk from?
[23:17] ---
    Some city, Neo-something or other...
[23:18] ---
    Ahhh! It's a secret, a secret!
[23:20] ---
    Grown-up reasons...
[23:22] ---
    What, why?!
[23:23] ---
    Never mind that.
    Joriri is making an appearance!
[23:26] ---
    "Chibi Kero: Joriri of Back Then, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!