E258 - Keroro: Terrifying Negative Thinking, Sir! / Keroro: Grilled Meat Without Honor, Sir!

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    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    All Japan My Dendro Championship
[01:32] ---
    What's your hope or dream for the future?
SIGN    All Japan My Dendro Championship
[01:40] ---
    Would you tell us what your hope
    or dream for the future is?
[01:46] ---
    I wanna play in the World Cup!
[01:48] ---
    I wanna be the president of a company!
[01:50] ---
    I'm going to become an idol,
[01:51] ---
    and get really popular!
[01:52] ---
    Then I'll have a big house
    with lots of maids...
[01:52] ---
    Come to think of it, when I was young...
[01:56] ---
    When I'm big, I'm gonna become the
    commander-in-chief of a Keron Army Starfleet,
[02:00] ---
    travel to one planet after another,
[02:02] ---
    and invade every last one of them!
[02:04] ---
    I'm gonna do it!
SIGN    All Japan My Dendro Championship
[02:06] ---
    That was my dream,
[02:09] ---
    but after all these years, I still
    haven't managed to invade Pekopon.
[02:12] ---
    Well, reality is harsh.
SIGN    Hopes and Dreams
[02:18] ---
    Hopes and dreams...
SIGN    All Japan My Dendro Championship
SIGN    Hopes and Dreams
SIGN    Hopes and Dreams
SIGN    Hopes and Dreams
SIGN    All Japan My Dendro Championship
[02:23] ---
    Hopes and dreams, sir!
[02:25] ---
    I have a nice, good idea! Wow!
[02:32] ---
    Keroro: Terrifying Negative Thinking, Sir!
[02:39] ---
    That stupid frog is
    ditching his duties again!
[02:43] ---
    Gero gerori!
[02:46] ---
    Most Pekoponians have hopes and dreams for
    tomorrow, and take each day as it comes.
[02:51] ---
    They live positive lives.
SIGN    Positive
SIGN    Image Diagram
[02:54] ---
    Then all I have to do is turn
    that positivity into negativity!
SIGN    Negative
SIGN    Image Diagram
[02:59] ---
    That way, the now-passive,
    negative Pekoponians
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    would lose the will to be defiant,
    making them easy pickings for invasion!
[03:06] ---
    Listen...
[03:08] ---
    Wh-What do you think you're doing?
[03:10] ---
    Lady Natsumi, your hopes
    and dreams end today!
[03:14] ---
    With this "Throw away your hopes
    and dreams from yesterday" gun!
[03:20] ---
    Gero?
[03:23] ---
    Lady Natsumi, I need you
    to stand still for this.
[03:27] ---
    Like I'm gonna stand still...
[03:30] ---
    Gero!
[03:32] ---
    ...while you steal my dreams?!
[03:37] ---
    Gero!
[03:37] ---
    Gero!!
[03:43] ---
    Sheesh...
[03:44] ---
    And so ends your latest plot.
[03:48] ---
    Now please do what you're supposed to.
[03:55] ---
    Obedience is good.
[04:01] ---
    Stupid frog?
[04:04] ---
    I won't wash them.
[04:06] ---
    I won't wash them...
[04:08] ---
    ...is what I said.
[04:10] ---
    Hey, are you boycotting your chores?
[04:13] ---
    After all...
[04:16] ---
    After all...
[04:18] ---
    ...I'm green...
[04:20] ---
    ...so if...
[04:22] ---
    ...so if I wash the dishes now...
[04:26] ---
    ...and my hands gets slippery
    from the detergent...
[04:28] ---
    ...I might drop and break them.
[04:30] ---
    In fact, I'm sure I would. All of them.
[04:34] ---
    Instead of that,
[04:36] ---
    I shouldn't wash them in the first place.
[04:38] ---
    What the heck is that?!
[04:40] ---
    If you have time to whine
    based on a far-fetched argument,
[04:42] ---
    use it instead to get moving!
[04:44] ---
    Cleaning, laundry,
[04:45] ---
    and dinner prep. They're all yours today!
[04:51] ---
    Even if I clean,
[04:53] ---
    the dust will start collecting right away.
[04:57] ---
    And the laundry will just get dirty again,
    even if the wind doesn't blow it away.
[05:03] ---
    As for preparing dinner...
[05:06] ---
    ...I may cut my finger with a knife,
[05:08] ---
    or plunge my hand in hot tempura oil,
[05:12] ---
    or get an upset stomach after eating...
[05:16] ---
    Look, you!
[05:17] ---
    The point is, I refuse
[05:20] ---
    to clean, do the laundry, or prepare dinner.
[05:23] ---
    After all, I'm green...
[05:26] ---
    Cut the crap!
[05:28] ---
    What's wrong, Sis?
[05:29] ---
    The stupid frog won't
    take his turn doing the chores.
[05:33] ---
    Don't blame me...
[05:35] ---
    I was hit with that gun's negative ray,
[05:39] ---
    so it negativized me.
[05:41] ---
    Negativized you?
[05:43] ---
    Yes.
[05:44] ---
    I can't help thinking of everything
    in the most negative way possible.
[05:49] ---
    What?!
[05:50] ---
    Isn't there any way to turn you back?
[05:53] ---
    Of course there is.
SIGN    Positive
[05:55] ---
    You would just change the gun's mode
[05:57] ---
    and shoot me with a positive ray.
[05:59] ---
    Except somebody broke it...
[06:03] ---
    That's right. Lady Natsumi... All of this...
[06:08] ---
    All of it...
[06:10] ---
    ...is your fault.
SIGN    Huh?
[06:13] ---
    Fix it!
[06:15] ---
    Pardon?
[06:17] ---
    You made it at the
    stupid frog's request, right?
[06:19] ---
    Now he's blaming me
[06:21] ---
    for his becoming a negative man,
    and I've had it up to here.
[06:24] ---
    So hurry up!
[06:26] ---
    "Hurry" and "up" are not magic words
    that'll get me moving, madam.
[06:32] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[06:34] ---
    Commander-dono...
[06:35] ---
    What do you two want?
SIGN    Potato
    Plain Pie
    Potato
[06:38] ---
    For starters, have some snacks to cheer up.
[06:43] ---
    After all, I'm green...
[06:46] ---
    I could eat those snacks,
[06:47] ---
    but it wouldn't make me one crumb happy.
[06:50] ---
    Oh, come on...
[06:52] ---
    Besides...
[06:53] ---
    ...if you eat snacks every single day...
SIGN    Choco
[06:57] ---
    ...you'll soon be overweight,
[06:59] ---
    get sick, split apart,
[07:02] ---
    become grotesque Tamama bugs,
    like you'd see in a horror movie,
[07:04] ---
    get trapped in a roach motel,
    and then it's curtains!
SIGN    Roach Motel
[07:10] ---
    I-If I eat only snacks,
[07:13] ---
    Tamacchi, the idol of Keroro Platoon,
[07:15] ---
    will become a grotesque Tamama bug,
    like in a horror movie?!
[07:20] ---
    F-Forget it...
SIGN    Potato
    Snack
    Choco
    Crap
    Junk
SIGN    Gloom
[07:24] ---
    I-It rubbed off on him?!
[07:26] ---
    Sarge's negativity?!
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
[07:28] ---
    Who knew? Snacks...
[07:30] ---
    Huh?
[07:32] ---
    What are you so negative about?!
[07:34] ---
    The invasion is more important!
[07:35] ---
    The invasion of Pekopon!
[07:37] ---
    The invasion?
[07:40] ---
    After all, I'm the color of
    Kerhhhh the Frog...
[07:45] ---
    Even if we buckle down
[07:47] ---
    and successfully invade, eventually...
[07:51] ---
    ...enemy aliens will show up from
    the get-go to take it away from us.
[07:56] ---
    Or the Pekoponians will launch a counterstrike,
    and we'll have our butts handed to us.
[08:02] ---
    So we shouldn't even bother invading Pekopon.
[08:06] ---
    S-Say what?!
[08:08] ---
    If you want to invade Pekopon
    that badly, be my guest.
[08:12] ---
    Good luck.
[08:14] ---
    But you should be careful.
[08:16] ---
    Because even if you accomplish the invasion,
    you never know what's going to happen afterwards.
[08:21] ---
    You're wrong!
SIGN    Stare
[08:23] ---
    Y-Yes... You're wrong...
[08:26] ---
    You must be...
[08:27] ---
    But...
[08:28] ---
    ...it feels like Keroro does have a point.
[08:33] ---
    Yes.
[08:34] ---
    Even if we achieve the invasion,
[08:36] ---
    it could be a very short reign.
[08:39] ---
    In that case, we might as well
    not invade at all...
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
[08:44] ---
    It spread to Giroro!
[08:47] ---
    Oh, no!
[08:48] ---
    Everyone is so negative...
[08:49] ---
    At this rate...
[08:50] ---
    At this rate, I will be the only one...
[08:53] ---
    The only one left out...
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
[08:56] ---
    Trauma switch on!
SIGN    Gloom
     Gloom
    Gloom
    Gloom
[09:00] ---
    At this rate, I'll probably catch it, too!
[09:02] ---
    We're a bunch of useless knickerbockers...
[09:05] ---
    Can't clean, do the laundry,
    or even invade Pekopon...
[09:09] ---
    Yeah...
[09:10] ---
    Nothing to be done about it.
    I'm just gonna get a little fresh air.
[09:13] ---
    Try to cheer up by buying a Gundam model...
[09:16] ---
    We're knickerbockers,
[09:18] ---
    so even if you go to the shop,
[09:19] ---
    they may be sold out.
[09:21] ---
    I'm not worried about that.
[09:24] ---
    This one model is just
    hitting the shelves today.
[09:27] ---
    I see.
[09:30] ---
    Wait.
[09:31] ---
    If he's really that negative,
[09:33] ---
    before going out to buy a Gundam model...
[09:35] ---
    After all, I'm green as a lime,
    so of course they'll be sold out.
[09:40] ---
    Or even if I can buy it, I'll probably
    make a mistake putting it together.
[09:43] ---
    Or if I perchance complete it,
    I'll still feel empty inside...
[09:46] ---
    He would've said something like that.
[09:49] ---
    Besides, a negative jerk
[09:50] ---
    would never say something positive
    like "cheer up" in the first place.
[09:55] ---
    Wait, Keroro!
[09:56] ---
    Gero?
[09:58] ---
    Jackass, this whole negativity thing
[10:00] ---
    is a sham, isn't it?
[10:02] ---
    What are you talking about?
[10:04] ---
    After all, I'm the color of a bitter melon.
[10:06] ---
    What proof do you have?
[10:10] ---
    I have proof right here!
[10:12] ---
    He just wouldn't get started
    on fixing the thing,
[10:15] ---
    so after I taught the
    curry-colored runt a lesson...
[10:17] ---
    After all, I didn't make that!
[10:20] ---
    This hurts!
[10:21] ---
    ...is what he said!
[10:22] ---
    That curry-loving cur!
[10:24] ---
    That's just a piece of junk you put together!
[10:27] ---
    The negative ray is a bald-faced lie!
[10:29] ---
    Then it was an act to avoid chores...
[10:32] ---
    ...not to mention invading Pekopon!
[10:35] ---
    Now, wait...
[10:40] ---
    Seasoned nori...
[10:41] ---
    G-Gero...
[10:43] ---
    Listen!
SIGN    All Japan My Dendro Championship
[10:45] ---
    After all,
[10:46] ---
    the deadline to enter the
    My Dendro Championship
[10:48] ---
    is bearing down on me!
[10:51] ---
    And Dendros are huge!
[10:53] ---
    And have lots of parts!
[10:54] ---
    So I wanted to have more time
    to work on it...
[11:00] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    All Japan My Dendro Championship
[11:01] ---
    I-If you do this,
[11:03] ---
    I won't have time to enter the
    My Dendro Championship by deadline!
SIGN    Gloom
[11:12] ---
    Life is finite.
[11:14] ---
    So it's a waste if you don't spend it facing
    forward, being cheerful, and having fun.
SIGN    Grilled Meat Man
[11:27] ---
    This is a grilled meat
    restaurant in Alien Town.
[11:30] ---
    Huh? Where's Kululu-senpai?
[11:33] ---
    That curry man was all,
SIGN    Grilled Meat Man Curry Cuckoo
[11:35] ---
    "Like I'm gonna eat grilled meat!"
[11:39] ---
    He's at the curry restaurant.
[11:41] ---
    And they called me to take his place.
[11:44] ---
    Besides, Lady Mois had other plans.
[11:47] ---
    Huh, really?
[11:49] ---
    That is what that woman gets!
[11:55] ---
    Keroro: Grilled Meat Without Honor, Sir!
[12:01] ---
    There's your rib meat set.
[12:04] ---
    Please take your time.
[12:07] ---
    Hey!
[12:07] ---
    What is this?!
[12:09] ---
    That's only enough for one person!
[12:12] ---
    Actually,
[12:13] ---
    we used up too much of the invasion budget,
[12:15] ---
    so we're down to benefits, and there's
    only enough for one person to eat.
[12:19] ---
    What?!
[12:20] ---
    But there's nothing to worry about.
[12:22] ---
    You see, this is an all-you-can-eat place!
[12:24] ---
    I ordered for one person,
[12:26] ---
    but we can keep ordering refills,
[12:27] ---
    and share between us.
[12:30] ---
    Yeah!
[12:31] ---
    Eating like that is against the rules.
[12:34] ---
    Wait!
SIGN    Rib Meat Seat Rice, salad, soup, kimchi, and seasoned vegetables only all-you-can-eat
[12:36] ---
    The all-you-can-eat portion
     of the rib meat set
[12:38] ---
    is rice, salad, soup, kimchi,
    and seasoned vegetables only!
SIGN    Rib Meat Set
[12:42] ---
    Then, in other words...
[12:44] ---
    ...the meat that's here
    is all we get to eat?!
[12:47] ---
    Indeed.
[12:49] ---
    Gero!
[12:49] ---
    R-Really?!
[12:51] ---
    Then we have to split the
    almond jelly dessert five ways, too?!
[12:56] ---
    That makes me so sad!
[12:58] ---
    B-But most of all...
[13:00] ---
    ...if you look closely,
[13:01] ---
    there are only five slices of meat!
[13:05] ---
    It can't be helped.
[13:06] ---
    In this situation, as the commander,
[13:09] ---
    I'll take responsibility
    and have all the meat!
[13:12] ---
    Chop!
[13:13] ---
    You'll do no such thing!
[13:14] ---
    G-Gero...
[13:16] ---
    Agreed!
[13:22] ---
    Thank you for the...
SIGN    Freeze
[13:25] ---
    Gero...
[13:26] ---
    What's wrong?
[13:31] ---
    Just maybe...
[13:32] ---
    ...you're hesitating to eat the meat?
[13:35] ---
    I see. If you have it right now,
[13:38] ---
    there won't be anything to look forward to.
[13:40] ---
    So before that, let's fill up on
    the all-you-can-eat rice, salad,
[13:43] ---
    soup, kimchi, and seasoned veggies, and then,
[13:46] ---
    at the critical moment,
[13:48] ---
    we eat the grilled meat.
[13:50] ---
    Interesting!
[13:51] ---
    If you're all willing, take the challenge
    and we'll see who can hold out!
[13:57] ---
    The salad serves as a side dish,
[13:59] ---
    along with the rice.
[14:02] ---
    The crispness of the lettuce
[14:04] ---
    and the flavor of the dressing
    is a good match for the rice.
[14:07] ---
    Not bad at all.
[14:10] ---
    I say that, but...
[14:14] ---
    Th-The scent of the grilled meat...
[14:18] ---
    Meat...
[14:19] ---
    I want to eat it...
[14:20] ---
    However...
[14:22] ---
    It's still too early.
[14:28] ---
    Meat!
[14:35] ---
    Mr. Red Daruma?
[14:47] ---
    Delicious! Delicious!!
[14:53] ---
    Giroro-kun...
SIGN    Rib Meat
    Rib Meat
    Rib Meat
    Rib Meat
[14:55] ---
    Your main event is now over!
[14:58] ---
    But I'm going to save mine to the very end.
[15:02] ---
    Gero gero ge-roast, 300 grams!
[15:05] ---
    Soup. Pouring it on the rice.
[15:12] ---
    This is actually good.
[15:14] ---
    Doesn't it look like a dish
    you'd see on Cookpad?
[15:19] ---
    He's copying.
[15:21] ---
    Gero?
[15:22] ---
    Pururu-chan?
[15:24] ---
    You've been eating salad all this time.
[15:26] ---
    Aren't you going to eat the meat?
[15:28] ---
    You must be worried about the calories, huh?
[15:31] ---
    If so, then eating grilled meat
    is out of the question!
[15:34] ---
    If you're not gonna eat yours,
     let me have it!
[15:37] ---
    Chop!
[15:38] ---
    Forget it!
[15:40] ---
    Forget it...
[15:42] ---
    The fragrant smell...
[15:44] ---
    ...of grilled meat...
[15:49] ---
    I can't hold on!
[15:54] ---
    I can endure no more!
[15:56] ---
    I... I didn't think Pururu-chan
    would give in to temptation, too!
[16:08] ---
    D-Delicious!
[16:13] ---
    Gulp!
[16:14] ---
    Th-Three slices left!
[16:17] ---
    But I'm going to put off my
    enjoyment to the very end!
[16:22] ---
    Mix the seasoned veggies with rice...
[16:26] ---
    This is really good!
[16:28] ---
    Although if I had grilled meat in here,
    it'd be the perfect bibimbap dish...
[16:33] ---
    I know!
[16:35] ---
    Hey, Dorodirt-kun,
[16:36] ---
    aren't you a vegetarian?
[16:38] ---
    If that's the case,
    you don't need meat, right?
[16:43] ---
    Gero!
[16:43] ---
    Chop! Chop!
[16:49] ---
    I... I don't believe it! Even Dororo...
SIGN    Meat
[16:56] ---
    A delicacy.
[16:58] ---
    I still have a long way to go
    with my training.
[17:01] ---
    Fool!
[17:02] ---
    There are two slices left.
[17:04] ---
    I won't give in to temptation yet!
[17:08] ---
    Kimchi as a side dish, eaten with rice.
[17:12] ---
    As expected, kimchi gives rice an extra kick.
[17:14] ---
    I'll fill up more and more like this,
[17:17] ---
    and then I'll move on the
    main event, the grilled meat.
[17:21] ---
    Only Private Tamama and I are left...
[17:24] ---
    There is something I need to tell everyone!
[17:26] ---
    Gero!
[17:27] ---
    I want to trade my meat for
    someone's portion of almond jelly!
[17:33] ---
    Wh-What?!
[17:35] ---
    Of course I want to eat the meat, too.
[17:38] ---
    But the almond jelly here is supposed
    to be the best in the universe!
[17:42] ---
    So I wanna have even just a little bit more!
[17:45] ---
    Besides, I can have all the meat
    I want at Momocchi's place.
[17:50] ---
    Th-This is an unexpected development!
[17:52] ---
    If I trade with him,
[17:53] ---
    then I'll have the rest
    of the meat all to myself!
SIGN    Almond Jelly
[17:56] ---
    But...
[17:57] ---
    ...it's hard to give up
    almond jelly for dessert.
[18:00] ---
    Or that's what I thought,
[18:02] ---
    but I'd hate for somebody else
    to get the meat.
[18:06] ---
    Should I take the meat?
[18:07] ---
    Or take the almond jelly?
[18:09] ---
    What should I do?
[18:10] ---
    What should I do?!
[18:12] ---
    Deal!
[18:14] ---
    Yay!
[18:15] ---
    Gero!
[18:16] ---
    I... I missed out!
[18:20] ---
    Gero?
[18:21] ---
    Y-You're gonna eat it already?
[18:23] ---
    You should save the enjoyment for later.
[18:25] ---
    You're a man who doesn't know
    what "endurance" means.
[18:29] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[18:30] ---
    Plop.
[18:32] ---
    Plop.
[18:33] ---
    Wh-What?!
[18:35] ---
    Full spec Cookpad and bibimbap!
[18:40] ---
    I-It looks good...
[18:41] ---
    Stupid red daruma...
[18:43] ---
    Acting fancy-schmancy!
[18:45] ---
    But... But still...
[18:46] ---
    There's one slice of meat left...
[18:48] ---
    Just for me!
[18:49] ---
    That's right.
[18:50] ---
    Unlike you guys,
[18:52] ---
    I still have...
[18:53] ---
    ...the greatest pleasure awaiting me.
[18:56] ---
    Gero gerorinchoregi-salad!
[19:01] ---
    Tch!
[19:01] ---
    I ordered beef curry,
    but there's no meat at all in here!
[19:06] ---
    That's right...
SIGN    Curry Cuckoo
[19:07] ---
    Speaking of meat...
[19:13] ---
    I am stuffed!
[19:16] ---
    Well, it's that time.
[19:18] ---
    The main event!
[19:20] ---
    Gulp.
[19:23] ---
    Ulp.
[19:24] ---
    Gero gero...
[19:26] ---
    The moment it enters my mouth,
[19:27] ---
    the meat juice and fragrant scent
    will spill out.
[19:31] ---
    Just imagining it makes me drool!
SIGN    Meat Meat
[19:35] ---
    Yokosuka...
[19:37] ---
    Yokosuka...
[19:42] ---
    What are you guys looking at
    with those jealous eyes?!
[19:45] ---
    Only I have the privilege
    to eat this grilled meat.
[19:49] ---
    It's a special right,
[19:51] ---
    because I alone saved it for last.
[19:53] ---
    Gero gero gerorib roast!
[19:56] ---
    Welcome!
[20:00] ---
    Gero gero...
[20:01] ---
    I win, huh?
[20:04] ---
    I waited patiently, endured,
[20:06] ---
    and at last, my time has come.
[20:09] ---
    When I look back, I was on a long road.
[20:12] ---
    Salad rice,
[20:13] ---
    some kind of Cookpad dish,
[20:14] ---
    an almost-bibimbap,
[20:16] ---
    and kimchi rice.
[20:17] ---
    All of them were tasty.
[20:21] ---
    However!
[20:23] ---
    It was all for this final moment,
    when I eat this juicy, delectable meat!
[20:28] ---
    Look at it! Look at it!
[20:30] ---
    It smells delicious!
[20:33] ---
    Well, you guys can enjoy this scent
[20:35] ---
    with rice, salad, or almond jelly!
[20:39] ---
    Keroro-kun...
[20:40] ---
    You're a lowdown snake!
[20:41] ---
    Gero gero!
[20:43] ---
    You guys chose to give in to
    temptation early, remember?
[20:47] ---
    And now, watch closely!
[20:49] ---
    Thank you for the... meat?
[20:55] ---
    Now that's pretty good meat.
[20:57] ---
    J-Joriri...
[20:59] ---
    If you ask me, choice rib meat
    has a mature flavor.
[21:02] ---
    The sauce is good, but so is the salt.
SIGN    Punchline
[21:05] ---
    In other words,
[21:07] ---
    meat-18.
[21:08] ---
    When the meat turns 18, eat it.
[21:11] ---
    My...
[21:12] ---
    ...grilled meat...
[21:13] ---
    Well, that's what you get.
[21:15] ---
    That is because you did not eat it right away.
[21:17] ---
    I'm glad I had mine early on.
[21:20] ---
    Pathetic...
SIGN    Grilled Meat Man Meat-chan
[21:22] ---
    Life is finite.
[21:23] ---
    When there's something you want to eat
[21:24] ---
    at a time you want to eat it,
    you may want to eat it then, everyone.
[21:27] ---
    Excuse me!
[21:29] ---
    300 grams of beef cubes, please.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
    Azumaya Koyuki here!
[23:09] ---
    Since olden times, many ninjas have been
    raised in Shinobinomura, including me.
[23:14] ---
    Like Sarutobi-san, Hattori-san,
[23:16] ---
    Kage, Kaba, Rantarou-san...
[23:19] ---
    I don't really know,
[23:21] ---
    but it seems there were
    some famous people, too.
[23:23] ---
    Never mind that.
[23:24] ---
    Luxurious and gorgeous!
[23:25] ---
    Fall in love, fair maiden!
[23:27] ---
    "Koyuki: Sakura Worse, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's one full-length story. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!